EHG
Starlord
>>3975793
Knuckles
Major Ocelot
Fyxe
Sir Daniel Livingstone
Izumo Kamiki
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>3975793
Spike
Risotto Nero.
>meh
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Shiragami Senpai
Midway
Notepad-chan
HNNNNG
Anime Remover Hitler
Tenryuu
One last game won't hurt
Sliver Queen
A NCR Ranger
Cynthia
Elh Melizee
>>3975793
Ririchiyo
>>3975793
Gaige
>>3975793
King Kaito
>>3975793
Rohan Kishibe
>>3975852
>He signs a piece of paper from his duffel bag in under a second, handing it to you. It includes a small sketch of the outline of a tall, figureless man.
Here you are.
>>3975870
It's likely that coming to this place is a part of your training, don't you think? That would only make sense. I've found that only a few people are able to leave this place, the rest are trapped. Have you attempted to leave, yet?
>>3975878
As a mangaka, I must be open to every possibility. I'm becoming more and more convinced that that is the reality, though I as well wish not to believe it.
If that were the case, then what does my hard work truly mean? What if I was simply written to be the greatest mangaka on the planet, and my hard work means nothing?
It's frightening to think about.
Koyomi Araragi
Vic Viper
Captain Luna
Kuga the Sealed One
Adrian Rollini
Birb
>>3975793
Entoma
Marcus Holloway
Junpei Iori
Commander Rimanah
Kuga Shirakiin
>I wonder who keeps doing these kek
Freya
>>3975946
Best Girl
>>3975933
>meh
What did he mean by this?
Santatomasa
Bananya
>>3975927
>To this anon. Thank you very much
This is bait, you fools.
>>3975946
>drags away
You are not going anywhere.
>>3975962
*holds the paper to my face*
Mmm! I love it! I love you!
the Ghost
El Peludo
>>3976005
Good work, detective. Here's your "No Shit" award.
Maul
>>3975996
>bait
>>3975933
>>3975905
A lot of things are like that if you read too far into them..
>>3975973
>Stare.
>>3976006
>>3976017
Is this going to be some crazy threesome? Well okeh.
>Is dragged away.
>>3975993
Thanks.
>>3975966
>huggu
please never leave
>>3976013
Of course. Anything for a f-
>>3976036
Delete this at once!
>>3976005
I knew that.
>>3976025
>UID didn't go up
*farts* *ffarts* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! POOPOO! POOPOO IN THE PEEPEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *fart* *ffarts* *shi tself*
>>3976044
A what?
I'm just helping that other person drag
>>3975953
I actually checked out her sauce last night, the games aren't really my style but she is still top-tier furfu material.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>3976042
Hm?
>>3976044
>crazy threesome
Dependong on who'se taking and who'se receiving
>yfw the last game kuga enters is a bait game
>>3976020
EL PELUDO NO EXISTE
>Gimme the fucking name of the video I forgot
>>3976084
Dunno, are you gay?
>>3976060
Where are you guys taking me?
>>3976099
>>3976051
>these master detection skills
Wow. How do you justify wasting your talents shitposting in HG all day long? You should be working for Scotland Yard.
>>3976042
Yeah what ever.
*Begins to turn invisible*
I'll be seeing you later. Maybe.
>>3976101
I'd turn gay for you.
>>3976099
>Not realizing Kuga has "quit" like 5 times
>>3976101
I don't know, I'm just helping... You have to ask the other one.
>>3975962
I have one of the keys Mr. Pheles gave to my teacher in order to reach every true cross branch in the world. I just need any door and I'll be back at home. I know it sounds crazy, I don't understand it very well myself...
>>3976144
>>3976106
>Triggers you again
>You don't like this
>>3976144
>>3976152
So. Yeah.
How you doin?
>>3976101
>el peludo disappears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7-p5iNQeZA
>>3976154
>picks up like a child
>>3976165
>>3976047
B-But I have to... All the time, I have things to do...
>>3976154
Sure thing, Hoshi 2.0.
Ah, such turmoil these folks endure among themselves day by day, and yet, they persist. Beautiful.
>>3976079
>Kaito pats your head.
How are you doing En?
>>3976121
Oh alright, I'll see you later then Mr. Hidden talents!
>>3976099
>I'm not leaving, I'm just dropping tenryuu so maybe someone else can pick her up.
>>3976123
You can sure point them all of them anon
>Implying you can
>>3976138
He probably isn't taking me anywhere. Sorry to leave liek this kid.
>>3976173
Excelente
>>3976139
Any door? What an interesting ability.. I suppose it's possible that your "Mr. Pheles" is a Stand user, able to create keys that make doors to any place. Or maybe it's simply magic beyond my understanding.
>>3976060
Makes sense, since you're also in drag.
>>3976202
You fucking scared me you twat
>>3976202
DIBS
"We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death."
>>3976180
O-Oi, put me down fool!
>>3976189
>What turmoil? It's just banana and shit meme spam, that's been happening on and off since day one
>>3976214
geeeee
>>3976202
Why isn't he?
>>3976201
I'm doing good. How are you?
>>3976237
Autism: A Machine For Fags
>Bananaspammimg
>Old Memebase Memes
/b/ even had better shitposters.
>>3976260
Superman does good, you do well
>its another HG gets shitposted at primetime episode
>>3976264
>3976278
Fuck off underage
>>3976278
>implying that's not every episode
tfw _____
>>3976260
I'm doing great! I think Lord Ainz will make me one of his followers soon!
>>3976272
What do you mean? Who's Superman?
>>3976243
Hehehe, of course! Just admit that you're weaker than me!
>>3976311
>tfw no midna in real life
>>3976300
>HG will never be Spiderman or DESU spammed ever again
>Car/Berserk Anon will never shitpost HG again
>>3976210
The chairman is a demon himself, the story goes further but I have no time to explain it to you. I'll be back once one of these sick games begin.
>She turns around before opening a door
Oh, and I'll find someone to read your manga, stand user.
>She steps on a room and disappears.
>>3976322
That's great but what do you have to offer. You seem pretty weak to me.
>>3976278
"Episode" implies that primetime shitposting isn't a central theme of the entire series. We should really just call it shitpost games and cut out the foreplay.
>>3976302
>>3976310
They need to come up with episodes tbqh its like in watching modern Simpsons
>>3976300
I need pictures
Pictures of Spiderman
>>3976339
Truefag detected. Good times.
>>3976311
>tfw play an asshole and make my IC friend somehow
>>3976361
I am saving the shit out of all of these DHMIS images you're posting, mate.
>>3976311
Tired
>>3976397
>my first*
>>3976339
>>3976377
>>3976403
Keep em friend, there all yours.
>>3976311
>tfw I pick up an ava from a source I know jack shit about and people love it
It's a mixed feel.
>>3976216
> it gets harder and harder to stay here for a number of reasons though.
>>3976223
>Sorry, someone else already asked for the folder.
>>3976254
No idea, maybe he gave up.
>>3976232
Uhh...?
>>3976311
no Matoi
>>3976418
>spiderman memes
NEWFAG GET OUT REEEEEEE
>>3976447
I want to comfort Dean
>>3976350
You should know better than most that looks are deceiving, I mean you're always wearing that mask after all.
>>3976438
Maybe we can do to a nice hotel. YOu, me and trap-kun and finish that weird threesome!
>>3976437
>>3976437
>tfw that's basically what I did with Junpei and I was just lucky
>>3976311
no hope
>>3976472
Y-You little adorable bastards are making this hard for me...
>>3976478
I don't think Aikawa is into that. I bet he wants me all for himself.
I spy, with my little eye, a two liter bottle of Canada Dry.
>>3976475
But you'd probably die if an invader ever came to the door...
>>3976521
Stocking?
>>3976517
I'll fight trap-kun for the rights of having you for myself.
>>3976460
me too
>>3976521
I see a bitch! Do you see a bitch?
"Yes, we see a bitch!"
What do you see?
>>3976537
Mebbe I can be your Dean tonight?
>New Vegas
That was honestly the game I wanted the least.
Already pirated it, I have no idea why it was still on my wishlist...Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
Black lives matter.
>>3976438
Aww.
See you tomorrow then, okay?
>>3976522
N-not permanently! B-besides there are strengths other then fighting..
>>3976528
>implying only Stocking enjoys a refreshing glass of ginger ale.
>Why do you people keep confusing us two?
>>3976517
It's my old Tenryuu folder I lost when Secret Avatar weekend happened
>>3976578
>I actually also love ginger ale.
>>3975933
BROTher NERO
>>3976578
Cause they really like Ginger Ale
Uh. I come at a weird time?
>>3976272
Tell that to metropolis after the man of steel
>>3976553
ahh gee, that didn't work out so well the last time I tried to pull a stunt like this
>>3976565
But then your just one of the homunculi maids that Mrs. Pestonya trains.
>>3976578
>>3976592
>Ginger ale you say?
>>3976223
>False alarm, you have free pass to play her, want my folder or you will build one yourself?
>>3976532
Man he's just a kid, don't go too hard on him.
>>3976564
There won't be a tomorrow for me Aikawa-chan.
>pats head
I'm just tired of this whole arena.
>>3976581
>Dat you Re-class? Tenryuu is free for anyone to pick back up.
Ginger Ale is fucking awesome my nigs.
>>3976606
Why are you asking us? Isn't that a pretty private question? Like, you would only ask your partner?
>>3976606
So did I. What the fuck is going on?
>>3976619
>kissu
>>3976606
It seems so. I believe this place is on its verge of death.
>>3976606
>kissu
>>3976624
I've a month until boot camp. Not like it's really going to matter.
>>3976624
Yeah, there is.
I'll go to sleep, see you tomorrow!
>>3976606
Eh, not really, hello Aussa!
>>3976620
I didn't mean like being a maid! I meant like espionage or something, besides I'd be a butler not a maid!
>>3976643
and now I am regretting this
*punches my own lights out*
>>3976682
You seem to enjoy being a maid though
>>3976311
no bass saxophone to play
thread at XX:06
Meanwhile, in bizarro hg...
>>3976680
...Good bed, kid.
>>3976677
Oh that sucks. Well in case someone plays her just be sure that won't be me behind her.
>>3976682
But we have Delta for that, and even she can fight.
>>3976701
Everything must die eventually, wouldn't you agree?
>>3976701
I don't know why people are talking about ginger ale in the first place, root beer is master race.
>>3976709
Not really. Without boot camp my chances of continuing my education without dropping thirty two hundred a year is nada. Even then I get paid every two weeks enough to live happily for months.
>>3976725
Say that 'ta the Hourai immortals.
>>3976732
I don't even know what any'a this stuff is at all.
>>3976751
You USA? If so, good luck and thanks for your service, son. The military is 99% shit and 1% fucking awesome.
>>3976701
As expected from you I suppose, you're a veteran right?
>>3976722
H-hey..! You're saying that like I'm totally useless..
Post ships
>>3976779
Yeah. Going into the Marines, job field will be Communications.
>>3976787
'Bout seven months at this point, I think I'm still considered "new".
>>3976796
Jules Winnfield
>>3976772
Eventually, our sun will fizzle out and die. We'll have to move planets eventually. Then, that sun will die, and the next, and the next. Eventually, the human race will cease to exist. Every living being's resource will eventually run out. Even immortal beings will simply float in space forever until they stop thinking. Everything is destined to die.
>>3976787
But you're basically a robotic human.. You've got no redeeming qualities past that.
>>3976798
Good man, they will whip your ass into shape.
Stay far the hell away from combat and you'll come out the other side a new man.
>>3976796
>Well, if that was bait, Imma go to bed.
>Night y'all.
>>3976796
>>3976335
I will do no such thing! This is just another of your cowardly ambushes and I shall not submit!
>O-oops
>>3976841
That's the plan, though 2 out of 3 jobs in the field send me to the front line with a squad to manage their equipment, or to pass out equipment to others. The third is Cyber Warfare and still don't know exactly how well that'll play out since I need to be screened for it. I qualified to be screened though.
>>3976851
Cya Sliver
>>3976865
>raises higher
>>3976851
Nighto man.
>>3976875
>Godspeed, you glorious faggot.
>>3976813
That's still double my time I believe, but hey, make me a crystal! A blue one! Please!
>>3976838
N-no redeeming qualities...? Ah, y-you didn't have to be so blunt about it..
>>3976824
Eh. I aint exactly got th'same sun, y'know. I wouldn't be surprised if our sun was Ra, myself. Dark stuff like this just sorta annoys me.
>>3976904
Not gone yet. Like I said, about a month out.
>>3976875
Field work's fine and you get the whole "band of brothers" military experience. You have your whole life to sit at a desk and watch your cock get smaller. Cyber Warfare is past my time but sounds cool. Milk that tuition compensation for every penny they offer you.
>>3976910
Oh, this thing again? Nearly forgot I did that....
>She reaches in to one of her jacket's inside pockets, starting to rummage around
>>3976877
...I fail to see the point of you increasing my elevation. I am not feeling anything.
>>3976910
Was that being too blunt?
>>3976930
Oh yeah definitely. Like I said thirty hundred for school is no bueno. That GI Bill is paying my way through college. All those medical benefits will help out as well. Hell the fact that housing, food, and clothes are all paid for as well. Basically my paycheck every two weeks is a thank you for not blowing my brains out randomly.
>>3976924
>So how long will you be gone, provided 1. You ever return and 2. This hellhole still exists?
>>3976916
Dark? I'm only talking about a possibility. As a mangaka, it's my job to think of every possible outcome. That is reality. Reality is often cruel and dark.
>>3976944
...
>sets her down
>quickly wraps arms around her belly and lifts her upside-down
>>3976932
>His eyes light up more than usual.
A-ah! You did?! Really?!
>>3976950
B-besides, I'm still figuring out if I can use magic or not...
>>3977001
Eh. Call me an optimist, but I think that those sorta thoughts don't help anyone.
>>3977018
>She grins, pulling out a small pouch and holding it over
>>3976985
>Basically my paycheck every two weeks is a thank you for not blowing my brains out randomly.
You already sound like a jarhead, brother. I think you're gonna do just fine in the corps. Uncle Sam takes care of his own but you be safe out there.
Boot camp obviously blows ass but the whole point of it is to weed out the shitters. Stay hard.
>>3977046
Have you ever heard the saying, "it's better to be a pessimist, because then you're always either correct, or pleasantly surprised?"
Dreams and lies
I can't tell the Difference half the time.
>>3976995
Boot will be 12 weeks long, and I leave August 21. Provided I don't wash out in those 12 weeks then after Graduation Day I'll be sent home with 10 days leave before being stationed at another location for my MOS Training School. Which, Ilya and a few of my friends have already proven, you have time to use computers/phones.
So 12 weeks and I'll be able to fag again until Trainings over and then it all depends on the job and location.
>>3977058
>the whole point of it is to weed out the shitters.
Well that's kinda my problem. Since I've always been shit at cardio I've been running a lot to try and pick myself up. Last time we did an initial strength test I passed everything for being able to go to boot when my time comes. It's just improving that even further that I'm working on. The paycheck is definitely a bonus since everything else is paid for.
>>3977012
>Megumin reaches up to keep her dress up
Y-YOU FOOL, STOP EXPOSING ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!
>>3977018
If you can't fight or use first tier magic then you really are useless!
>>3977079
I used 'ta be that way, but I just find that havin' a bright outlook is better in general.
>>3977113
>Kick some fucking ass and make your parents, your family and your country proud when it's time, son.
>>3977046
>He instantly wraps his arms around you in a hug, completely forgetting to grab the pouch.
Aussa! Thank you..!
>>3977123
A-at least my weakness isn't a size twelve shoe... Hmph..
What the fuck happened to Dean? Where's Seth? Is Seth really Dean?
>>3977130
My dads proud of me for trying at least and in the whole parent thing knows I'll succeed. My madre is more on about hopefully it's what I want to make me happy and honestly if I don't enjoy my time during those 4 years I'm serving it's a great stepping stone into better things than what I've got available to myself right now nearly being 20 and having only had one job at a Pizzaria..
>>3977127
A bright outlook? It's hard to be bright when there are so few things to be bright about.
>>3977141
That's a good joke. Maybe I should fill you with lightning bugs or spin you to the ceiling.
>>3977159
it scares me that somebody might actually think this, and who knows what else
>>3977141
>She laughs softly
Whoa, there! It's no problem, really.
>>3977176
I find a way. It can always get better, after all.
>>3977189
maybe hoshi is everyone, even the furries
>>3977159
Their iron match exhausted them hard.
I can't stop crying
>>3977121
I-I didn't think of that...
>holds with one arm and uses the other to brush her hand away
>grabs the dress and pulls it between her legs to cover her up
There. Honestly, it's your fault for wearing something like that. A cool beauty like me would never wear such a short dress. Now will you give in?
>>3977159
they're so IC they are selling the injuries of their fight by not showing up
>>3977113
Like I said, they are going to whip your ass into shape or kill you trying. Service nets you lifelong benefits and drawbacks but you can't put a price on getting to blow shit up and get paid for it.
>>3977218
F
>>3977198
To assume things will get better, only for them to get worse.
It's something I'm familiar with. It never happens, fate doesn't favor the optimistic.
>Summons Endo
>>3977255
>She grins, idly leaning against her staff
That just means ya haven't gotten 'ta that point. And you can't just lie around waitin' for it, neither.
>>3977238
>you can't put a price on getting to blow shit up and get paid for it.
Amen.
Recruiter told me a story about someone breaking their collarbone during boot and being told they would be sent home to heal and get a paycheck the rest of their life.
They refused saying they came to be a damn marine and stayed in the barracks for 3 weeks recovering then continued training.
>>3977178
Haha, yeah it was... But you wouldn't, I don't think any good would come out of doing that.
>>3977198
I-I'll go to a jewelry store as soon as I go tonight and have it made into the necklace!
>He removes an arm from around you to grab the pouch.
>>3977233
O-OI!
THIS IS THE GARB OF A CRIMSON DEMON, IT WOULD BE A DISGRACE NOT TO WEAR IT! YOU COULD NOT WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT WOULD STRANGLE YOUR FAT!
I REFUSE TO CONCEDE DEFEAT!
>>3977291
We can test to see what'll come of it.
>>3977295
S-Strangle my fat?
I'll strangle YOU!
>repeatedly turns left and right to shake her
>>3977291
No need 'ta rush about it, take your time.
>>3977274
My job in life is to write manga. I don't "lie around" in wait for anything. I simply do my job to the best of my ability. That's all I'm concerned about.
>>3977159
They made their own board on 8ch alongside with Jude.
>>3977342
Just gotta summon that will and courage, gather that strength 'ta grab at your ambitions.
...An' do you really value that thing so highly?