/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Dancing with Yourself Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild":
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Something will be announced July 6th at 12 noon PST on the instagram:
https://twitter.com/JordanG_Koch/status/750424149604995073
https://www.instagram.com/theloudhousecartoon/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_oIDxS0CHxZdklNU3JtNFZuQUU
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
lucy a best
First
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
Requesting Draven and lola preparing for another execution
Tight shota ass
This is my favorite Loud. She's perfect.
>>3915201
SHE'S CUTE
god, the one time I want a thread to move a bit quicker it moves as slow as fucking possible
and while I whine and cry about literally nothing, why not tell us watcha
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
>>3915207
Confess your sins to Lucy Loud
THE LOUD HOUSE IS THE FILTHIEST CARTOON ON NICKELODEON AND HOLY CRAP I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH LORI LOUD
>>3915111
The one who spams the threads is usually the same one, you can totally see who is who specially since the Anti-Lenifag just spams as much as he can whitout saying anything
He used to be a baitfag, but since no one took his bait, now he's just salty
Luna starting a band with two drummers W H E N
I never have confessed in thread before, so here we go
i have sinked over 1000's of hours into fifa 15 and 16 and i never play fut
>>3915250
She is the worst character in the show
After everyone else that is!
>>3915254
>> Nobody cares
>>3915250
I want to take Lucy to Disney World
>tfw Lynn bullies Lucy in Space Invader
She did nothing wrong.
>>3915283
Theres alot more people like you
>>3915313
Lucy should be bullied at all times, regardless of what she does.
This annoying bitch won't stop blasting ass and forcing me to smell it. How do I make her go away?
>>3915313
Lynn is the one that get kicked out even though she's the older one
>>3915236
>Listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StaAGRWQZaM&list=PLxzSZG7g8c8wFiTT9qt-EQP9mjVXFvjMM&index=7
>Playing
Started some Grand Age: Medieval yesterday but my scout died
>Writing
Lola Rape Fic
>Whatevering
Having some heartburn right now it's uncomfortable as FUCK
>>3915328
But why anon? Why do you want to take away this smile?
>>3913999
>>3914025
>>3914035
>>3914137
>>3914158
Only did it because the trips.
and for some reason I read Lana instead of luna.so i leaft it like this.
>>3915337
kiss her
>>3915337
Sanders
>>3915337
>>3915359
kek, nice
>>3915342
Good.
>>3915328
No!
>>3915337
give her a belt sander.
>>3915359
GROSS
>>3915359
Gonna shill this idea again for good measure.
>AU fic where The Loud House is a live action kids show
>Focuses on the actor's interactions offset and how much they may or may not differ from their onscreen characters
>Fic is about the actor that plays Lincoln having a crush on one of his older co-stars while the one that plays Lucy also has one on him or something to that effect
Hopefully this will get more traction now that more potential writefags are out.
>>3915359
Thanks for doing my request, anon.
>>3915280
Hey some one saved my post
I'm not the baitfag .... though I have spammed cuck Lucy before
>>3915378
I will fucking reee if Lynn pulls the Charlie Brown football on Linc
>>3915359
>Giving him attention
It's like you fucking want his shitposting
>>3915396
How about letting good 'ol Draven under the spotlight?
>>3915402
>>3915393
DELETE THIS
>>3915369
I just did but now she's just getting all hot and sweaty. It's making her gas smell worse. Help.
Tried out mspaint for the first time in years.
>>3915283
i own pic related
and hang it in my room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cD1Nd302k
>>3915398
stop spamming
it's annoying
please and thanks
>>3915403
>no fun allowed
>implying the VA for Lincoln isnt dating Ronnie Anne's VA
>implying he hasnt had an orgy with all the mature women VAs
>>3915236
>Watchin
mainly the thread
>playin
banjo kazooie and glover
>writin
detective stuff. Throwing stuff around and trying to make it really good
>whateverin
got some ice cream
>>3915417
fag
>if an episode airs in English, Koreans have subs by a day, maybe three days tops
>Toads in Tiaras aired in Korea I don't even remember how long ago
>still no subs
>>3915393
I'm sorry of being drawn.
>>3915439
i both ways nigga
more fun that way
>>3915435
So this is the...fourth /lhg/ thread I've been to, and I can honestly say that the thread is basically half the post size it is, due to all the faggotry. Got to say, I'm not impressed.
>>3915250
>>3915283
Whenever I write more than one or two sentences in a post, someone calls me autistic, and I don't know if it's because I write too much or because I'm autistic.
>>3915463
who dat on the farthest left
>>3915359
not enough gore t.bh
>>3915416
What can you say about Lynn Loud?
What the heck can you say about Lynn Loud.
>>3915470
Luna's VA, Nikka Futterman
>>3915464
>I'm not impressed.
then leave nigga
>>3915464
>32 IPS
It's hiatus time, no one is here
>>3915283
I was going to go out with friends tonight (first time in weeks) but refused to spend my night in this general.
>>3915463
If only they knew that the creator is into underage incest.
>>3915477
Enlarged the text a bit
>>3915463
Christ, dat neck on Bobby's(?) VA.
Fucker would take an hour to behead with the mightiest axe in Middle Earth.
>>3915236
>Listenin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk&index=28&list=PL6akIKaXBeU3hPzULIPfnFptaAsnEdNMN
>Writin
Had an idea for one of those Luan injures a sibling prank, only darker
>Whatever-in
Asking myself why Fireworks are so damn loud. I wanna enjoy them without having to cover my ears all the time
>>3915482
She has a problem
>>3915482
She's in dire need of more piss and cucking
>>3915482
SO TELL ME WHAT YA WANT WHAT YA REALLY REALLY WANT
>>3915464
You don't need to be. At best just enjoy the show and talk about what you can, but no one's here for anyone else's entertainment.
>>3915464
>He wants to be impressed with a General
Nigga, the only thing worth being here for is Draven
>>3915487
That's what I thought
>>3915492
well it depends
what the hell were yall gonna do
>>3915463
Even his VA is
S M U G
A S
F U C K
>>3915492
jesus
>>3915513
literally who
>>3915487
fuckin wow
>>3915482
She just needs a good dicking, then her tomboyish attitude will just melt away.
>>3915396
So, like The Larry Sanders Show or pic related?
>>3915492
...Why?
>>3915539
>>3915543
Sorry, I thought it was a dude.
Still, that fucking NECK.
>>3915558
Did anyone write that AU idea where Lynn is Lincoln's next door neighbor? I really liked that idea, a lot of potential could come from it.
Which of the Loud sisters is the most pro-gun? Which is the most anti?
>>3915568
is he from League of Legends? I don't play the game
>>3915464
You came at a terrible time
>>3915590
>pro-gun
Lola
>anti-gun
Luan
>>3915588
while its a good idea, I kinda feel like it would make better sense if it was Lincoln who was the next door neighbor
>>3915396
How about a shy and awkward Luan having a crush on Lincoln? Her moments with Lincoln on the show inspire more confidence in her, but most of the time she's upset that she doesn't get too much screen time with him.
>>3915588
Nope
>>3915490
>Hiatus
Alright, fair point, I keep forgetting that. Should get on watching the other episodes.
>>3915591
Jesus, he's the cockiest, smug, Confident, most self absorbed guy
he's Lola's literal soul mate.
>>3915590
>pro
lana
>anit
shit man
lori or lisa
but i have no idea why
>>3915600
I don't see the problem here, what was the point of confessing this?
>>3915590
I imagine Lori as a lefty so she's probably anti gun
The most pro-gun is obviously Mr.Loud
>>3915624
>Shy Luan
Cute
>>3915590
SPORT THE WAAAAAAAAAR
WAR SUPPOOOOOOOOOORT
THE SPORT IS WAR
TOTAL WAR
WHEN VICTORY'S A MASSACRE
THE FINAL SWING IS NOT A DRILL
IT'S HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN KILL
>>3915412
how do you guys reverse image search for this stuff?
google and iqdb rarely come up with results
>>3915653
>Mr.Loud
he said sister
>>3915590
Luna would be the most anti because suicides
>>3915590
>"It Ain't Me" starts playing
>>3915590
DUDE I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON LMAO
>>3915657
>Giving away my secrets
nice try
>>3915665
>Luna decides to tell Lincoln about her days in 'Nam
>Subconsciously strums "It Ain't Me" the whole time
>>3915590
FREE FIRE ZONE WITH MY M-16
VENDETTA BURNS INSIDE
WIPED OUT THEIR LIVES FOR EYES UNSEEN
MERCY CHILLED TO THE FREEZING POINT
>>3915236
>WATCHIN
Ephemeral Rift on youtube (don't you judge me)
>PLAYIN
Age of Mythology, nigga
>DRAWIN
doodling shit every so often but I'll probably take requests later
>WHATEVER-IN
this place has fucked up my sleep schedule beyond repair, I blame west coastfags
Doing requests.
>>3915590
>pro
no idea
>anti
luan
>>3915713
>don't judge
What's stoping me?
>>3915730
Draw a pickle
>>3915713
>this place has fucked up my sleep schedule beyond repair, I blame west coastfags
THANK YOU FELLOW EAST COAST OR NON WEST COAST BROTHER
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
>>3915730
Lucy crying because she got bullied. Even she has her breaking point.
>>3915730
This with Lisa. "It's science, I ain't got to explain shit".
>>3915713
>don't you judge me
last time I checked you can't tell someone who they can or can't judge.
>>3915236
>Watchin
My image
>Listening to
Last chance to breathe
>Drawin
Draven related stuff ( i wish i was fucking kidding.)
>Whateverin'
Nigga, Im pretty sure i have low blood sugar but i don't care.
>>3915730
Lynn putting in bra pads and trying to flaunt herself around an unfazed Lincoln
>tfw fell asleep at 8 am because of you guys
>>3915730
If you're good with vans, rerolling this.
If not, Luan admiring her autographed photo of Robin Williams. Please and thank you.
>>3915730
Lincoln kicking Lynn's crotch only for it to have no effect because she's wearing a jockstrap
>>3915283
I spent five days on vacation with my two best friends. All I could think about was coming back home so I could shitpost on /TLHG/
>>3915802
Can we all agree that the West Coast fags are cancer now?
tell Luna your favorite song
>>3915730
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne having a fun time playing fetch with their pet dog Lynn.
>>3915836
Porch by Pearl Jam.
>>3915836
The Mob Rules - Black Sabbath
Luanfags represent
>>3915836
>favorite song
shit dude atm id say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opDB5bY3YCg
>>3915836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0
Not even memeing.
>>3915747
>Literally up until I see sunlight
>sun lily
>wondering what the fuck I was writing again
>Pass out and wake up in 4 hours because of remnants of sleep schedule
Sounds like another normal day
>>3915836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>3915829
No because most writefags and drawfags are from the east coast
And that's a problem because I need my sleeeeeep
>>3915836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSfTP26UhA0
The highest of quality rips.
>>3915858
Seconding this because it sounds hilarious
>>3915747
Im going to try to sleep before 1am
Goodnight /tlhg/
>>3915836
Ocean Man by Ween.
Don't judge me
>>3915863
No problem dude, if you ever wanna request something else (as fucky as that sounds) i wont mind
in the mean time ill be drawing Draven in Loud House form (as best as possible)
>>3915710
>>3915876
Lucy is for the Zone
>>3915836
I guess this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKCZdChMYCU
>>3915921
Blowout soon, fellow stalker
>>3915836
Tonight We Fly by The Divine Comedy.
Do I get points for it being British?
>>3915922
>fat_lincoln_runs_away_from_lola_and_lana_in_terror_while_balding_jew_watches_tv.gif
>>3915236
>WATCHIN
The computer screen.
>PLAYIN
Nothing. I can't.
>LISTENIN TO
C2B3. I wonder if Luna would like it. It seems she's more of a punk person, but she's also still just a teen. Maybe she acquires the taste for avant-garde rock later?
>DRAWIN
Again, nothing. I miss to draw.
>WRITIN
An academic paper about the criollo in latinamerican culture, it's iconic status as symbol of patriotism and nationality, and the consequent invisibilization of the mestizo and indian.
>WHATEVER-IN
Shitposting here. Reading the stuff I need for my paper.
>>3915921
>You will never operate innazone with Lucy
>>3915947
When?
>>3915989
NOW
>>3915283
confession poster here
i have another confection my sons
i am also the hunger game and gizoogle poster
i am also a lenifag
>>3915713
Fuck the east coast
>>3915921
The Angel Island Zone?
>>3915836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKi8J1hlt0Q
Coincidentally it's Lola's favorite too
>>3915283
I procrastinate a lot shitposting here and 4chan in general, then complain that I don't have time for my duties and other hobbies.
>>3915236
>Watching
This thread
>Listening
The theme for the new Ghostbusters theme. Surprisingly solid. They got Jim Cummings (Voice of Winnie the Pooh) to sing it and he goes hard.
>Whatever-in
Waiting for Pokemon Go to launch in the US. It's out in Australia and Japan but not here until tomorrow or something
>>3915836
mess around by ray charles
>>3916016
Ship those chocolate people back please?
Pleeeeeeease?
>>3915713
>I blame west coastfags
I like how you won't take responsibility for your own actions
>>3916036
It's people like you that make me wish that the internet never existed.
>>3916013
Fuck that. Hydrocity Zone all the way.
>tfw no big sis to snuggle up with and watch movies
>>3916094
I only blame them because they create so much content when I should be sleeping
>>3916096
What did I do?
>>3916130
Hsrry did nothing wrong.
Look at this prick, im not even sure if that would be the right 'Skull' for a guy like him
>Can't into Savino Style
>>3916097
That's a weird way to say Flying Battery Zone
>>3915836
https://youtu.be/D3WEE8p7mAI
>>3915061
>The tension was high as the Loud siblings awaited the next cut - only 10 girls would remain
>Although Lola was great, her fall could cost her valuable points
>Lincoln cheered as her name was announced as one of the girls who would remain
>This time, they'd not only hugged when she got backstage, but also jumped around celebrating
>The girl who smiled at Lincoln also was qualified, and giggled as she walked past them
>She is really cute, Lincoln thought
>But there wasn't time for that...Lola was about to face her biggest challenge in the pageant:
>The Swimsuit Competition
>Lola almost never had them in her previous contests
>Now not only she'd have to parade in a swimsuit, but against older and more developed girls
>Lincoln could tell she was nervous about it
>She'd spent hours shopping with Leni for the perfect thing to wear
>They found a pink two piece that Lola was really happy about
>After all, all the older girls would probably wear two pieces, right?
>Lola was proved right when she went to the dressing room and saw the other 9 girls change
>Most of them already had small protuberances on their chests
>Some had tan lines, one even had toned abs
>Lola felt ridiculous being flat as a board, and had no one to cheer her up, since Lincoln was forbidden to accompany her
>The boy had to wait in another room, annoyed he couldn't be there for his sister
>Also for all those cute girls changing, he briefly thought, and he imagined the brunette who smiled at him changing
>"Well, that wasn't so bad"
>"Now is the hard part, since only the best remained"
>Lincoln was startled, interrupting his lewd thoughts as the three judges entered the room
>"What are you doing in our dressing room, boy?" a middle aged lady asked him
>"S-sorry! I can't wait with my sister because all the girls are changing, so they brought me here. I'll be going, sorry again"
>"No, it's alright. Which one is your sister?"
>"Lola Loud, the young one"
>"Is that right?" the male judge asked him
Got an update for Dionysus' Disciple for you all. Nothing too big, though:
http://pastebin.com/Aey4basz
As always, constructive criticism is welcome.
I will say, I'll be taking some liberties at how Schizophrenia exactly works in this fic, so it won't match up 1:1 like in real life.
Just as a warning.
>>3915699
>>3915665
its called Fortunate Son you fucking causals REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3916164
>>3916097
>>3916013
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF
>>3916173
There better be a Lincoln goes apeshit scene for all of this.
I got rats in the attic
My grandma's diabetic
I'm also a diabetic
It runs in the family
We are all diabetic
Yeah, Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
So fast, so fast
I love Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the helicopter in Thomas the Tank Engine, yeah
It's my favorite in the Thomas the Tank Engine
Percy, Percy-Percy-Percy is the green train
Thomas the Tank Engine
Yeah, yeah, they call me the Rain Man
So stop on calling me gay man, I'm not gay man so stop it
Stop calling me gay man, I just like Thomas the Tank Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine goes "choo-choo" when he's angry
Who's your favorite character in Thomas the Tank Engine?
Mine is Thomas for obvious reasons
All the other trains, Thomas defeats them
Because he's better than the other trains, yeah
>>3915236
>LISTENIN TO
Clouds.mid
>>3916205
Quit giving him attention
>>3916197
>tfw down on the corner is the best CCR song but is no where near as popular to fortunate son
>>3916211
>>3916173
THOSE FEET, UGH.
God, I have the weirdest feeling that judge is gonna do something to Lincoln.
I'm getting all paranoid, man.
>>3916197
And there's my cue to run and hide.
DROP THE GUN
>WATCHIN
Nothing.
>PLAYIN
Overwatch every few hours.
>LISTENIN TO
Obscure 80s new wave
>DRAWIN
No one likes my art so I stopped.
>WRITIN
Some fic that like, 3 people give a shit about. Only when I'm in the mood, though.
>WHATEVER-IN
I need to shower and shave but I'm too depressed because my former boss was a cock and refuses to pay me so I had to call the department of labor and file for unemployment, and now they're investigating him for fraud and tax evasion.
>>3916243
Well at least you tried
>>3916102
>browsing /tlhg/
>wanting a sister
You don't deserve an older sister.
Who's the cutest sister and why is it Lucy?
>>3915836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfgf9HatIHI
>>3916284
das cute
>>3916284
I don't know, but I know why she's the best one.
>>3916320
Why?
>>3916243
>I need to shower and shave but I'm too depressed because my former boss was a cock and refuses to pay me so I had to call the department of labor and file for unemployment, and now they're investigating him for fraud and tax evasion.
Oh fuck. Hope things get better for you. How would you feel if your boss gets arrested for shady shit?
>>3916284
Lucy a QT.
>>3915236
>WATCHIN
Bideo Game stream
>LISTENIN TO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyQZ13jobIY
>WRITIN
Having a great friend help me out with Lynn Gets Cucked for laying out the next scenes.
>WHATEVER-IN
Feeling insanely depressed and tired. No real clue why. Just not in a good mood.
SO WHAT'S YOUR GAME LINC?
GONNA TALK ME TO DEATH LITTLE DUDE?
>>3916323
Because she's the only one who pretty much keeps to herself instead of ganging up on Lincoln.
>>3916266
Wow, rood >:^(
>>3916330
for you dudesef
>>3916342
What a manlet.
Great work Enclave
>>3916351
MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY
>>3916243
I enjoy new wave. Give a listen to stand and Deliver by Adam and the Ants. That song is catchy.
>>3916342
Self taught! and not half bad little man!
But i think your technique lacks something bro.
Oh, now i see dude. You deny your weapon it's purpose! is that it dude?
Your weapon wants to spill the blood of your enemies, but you're hanging it back way to far dude!
>>3916355
Not Enclave just reposting his work
He made a full version but I forgot to save it. Can anyone post it?
>>3915836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>people unironically like Luna
Tell me, what's like to have shit taste?
>>3916352
Hope you feel better
Why are these threads moving so fast.
Now I dont know if there has been potentially new art or lewds
Lunafags in a nutshell
>>3916391
>tfw I'm a lucyfag
Rate me brother
>>3916381
YOU COULD BE MORE CRUELHOUSE THAN THAT LINC
>>3916173
Your fic needs more attention. Can't wait to see where this is going
>>3916389
I never understood what the deal with that bust was.
>>3916391
All shit tastes are shit unless it's for draven.
>My daddy taught me not to be ashamed of my waifu
>>3916400
Just about everything new gets posted to the booru.
>>3916391
>that pic
thanks for reminding me I drew this in the flockdraw last week
>>3915836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJwbbQynhWs
>>3916407
I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL, TWERP
>>3916430
At some cushy Ivy-league school
What would Postal Linc's body count be?
>>3916391
>people unironically having a different opinion
I know, right
I want Luna to rate my music tastes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFlkdNGVJHA
>>3916454
inb4 "fuck off misha"
>>3916420
Maybe I should check there more often then if it is reliable.
Also unf, we need more Loud feet
>>3916391
Luna isn't even in my top 5 but fuck you.
>>3916476
I can't tell if that's inflation "art" or not.
>>3916391
>not wanting to fug all the loud siblings
You waifufags a shit
>>3916324
I'd feel slightly better, but it doesn't help my job situation.
I mean shit, I confronted him about my late pay and told him I was taking it up with the department of labor, all he said was to go ahead and do it, he'll just lie to them and say I slept most of the day and never showed up on time.
Then when I called unemployment, the fucker had only reported my earnings and employment for 3 out of the 18 months I worked for him, so they had to open up that investigation. He's fucked now because I have my check stubs proving I was employed for over a year to his company, so he can either fess up and owe the government money, or he can try and dodge it and get thrown in jail.
>>3916487
Compare to the ball, it's just bad perception.
>>3916173
>"Yes sir. I wanted to be there for her, since she's so much younger than the others"
>"How old is she, exactly?"
>"She's 6. But she's really good at pageants, she already won a bunch of them, and she-"
>The judge interrupted and lead him to a corner of the room, away from the two ladies who were more interested in some garlic breads in the buffet
>"Now, now, someone might say you're trying to influence a judge talking like this. What's your name, boy?"
>"Lincoln, sir."
>"Well Lincoln, you can call me David. I think I can try to talk to Lola after the next stage if she passes, you know, to calm her down. I know how important these things are for little girls, and believe me, I would hate to see someone leaving this convention center sad"
>"Thanks sir, I'll tell her" Lincoln was excited
>"No, just leave it to me. I believe now you can go back to the girls dressing room, they should be finished by now"
>"Okay, thanks again!" Lincoln left the room and went on to meet his sister
>As he opened the door, he was astonished by all the girls in their bikinis and high heels
>His underwear suddenly felt a little tighter
>But once again, Lola called him back to earth
>This time with a scream
>"LINCOLN! It's a disaster! My hair is ruined from the fall!! And my retainer is broken! They will see my teeth gap! Everything's ruined!" Lola was almost giving in to the tears
>"It's fine Lola. I'll fix your hair really quick, before you have to get on the stage. And no one is going to notice the teeth gap. And if they do, well, you can say it fell just now!"
>Lola carefully dried her eyes with a cotton ball, so she wouldn't ruin her make up
>"Thanks Linc. You're the best!"
>Time was short, so Lincoln could only whip up an easier hairdo
>He quickly gave his sister some pigtails, since it would match the beach vibe from the competition
>"Well, it makes you look even younger, but that might be a good thing, right?"
>"I can work with it" Lola ran as her name was called to perform
>>3915836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyK8A3gsVBM
>>3916506
Dont do this to me.
>>3916506
>"Well, it makes you look even younger, but that might be a good thing, right?"
For David...
>>3915283
I can't stop masturbating to my cousin, I've fapped to every single bikini and shorts pics she's ever posted on snapchat and fb. I one time almost stole one of her used panties but backed out at the last second and I'm glad too because she came through the door unexpectedly.
How many images we both?
>>3916506
And the plot thickens
>>3916453
Judging from the Hotline Miami map, 40+
Reminder
>>3916342
Ah! you beat me to do that
well, I will try it anyway
>>3916506
Awwwrite here we go...
>>3916571
Ronnie Anne did nothing wrong. Besides, anything's better than incest.
>>3916571
But in the end Luan got the last laugh
>>3916598
>Sonicfag is Misha
Jesus christ
>>3916598
I agree with you about Ronnie Anne, but incest really doesn't matter to me.
>>3916571
> was gonna make another hotline miami map based off JumpJump's comic
> can't make a Luan player model because none of the long hair characters are brunette
>>3916598
Do you have some niggos to be hating Chris-Chan?
>>3916622
What a twist
>>3916577
question, who was suposed to be the girl with the multiple arms?
>>3916599
Until Lucy stops her evil plans.
>>3916636
Ha meme
>>3916622
WHY
>>3916622
does it even surprise you?
>>3916598
>anything's better than incest.
you really are a fagget are you