/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Dark and Dirty Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild":
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Something will be announced July 6th at 12 noon PST on the instagram:
https://twitter.com/JordanG_Koch/status/750424149604995073
https://www.instagram.com/theloudhousecartoon/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_oIDxS0CHxZdklNU3JtNFZuQUU
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
I love her, I truly do
Ronnie Anne best girl.
REAL SONICPOSTING HOURS WHO DA FUCK UP?!!!!
Would the Loud siblings be into WWE?
Is it big in Michigan?
>>3911726
Amen
>>3911751
LUL LUL LUL FUK OV MISHA
First three words that come to mind
>>3911764
Who would each sibling like?
>>3911759
>>3911764
I assume Lynn would be, maybe Lincoln too
>>3911784
just report and move on okay, same with the troll threads
>9R
>10P
A U T I S M LMAO AMIRIT XDD
>>3911784
just ignore him
we've been over this too many times
>>3911777
Check those trips
>>3911777
Seven, seven, seven.
>>3911777
Nice
Digits
Bro
>Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
>>3911708
>There are 6 /thlg/ in the catalog
Gee guys, can't wait until we become the first general to get banned on /trash/
>2 threads going on
Retards.
>>3911819
MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY
OOO OOO AAH AAH
MONKEY WANT BANANA
1 more thread and we will break the record again!!!
COME ONE GUYS! JUST ONE MORE!!
>>3911842
we're slowly becoming /sug/ if we keep this up
don't let it happen guys
>>3911842
Why is the monkey eating a burger? I thought they ate bananas.
This is my Lisa
I hope the announcement tomorrow will do this general some good
>>3911777
nice trips br0
http://jump-around-jumpjump.tumblr.com/post/146969109449/where-to-find-the-loud-comic
>>3911855
It only counts when they're all maxed out.
>>3911782
Lincoln would probably be into all the luchadors and the top guys like Cena and Roman
Lynn would either be the biggest mark in the world or would constantly ramble on about how her favorite Vanilla midget isn't getting pushed
Luan would watch solely for the comedy segments, so she'd like New Day and Social Outcasts
Lucy would probably only like Undertaker and the Wyatts
Leni would only care about Tyler Breeze and Fandango, because they're so hot to her
I got nothin for the rest
We /HG/ now boys.
Post them lenis if you agree
>>3911842
>the file limit is reached in a half hour
What we can doo? Uses tlhg like a text board?
>3911852
>3911879
>>3911895
>The Loud House has been cancelled
>/tlhg/ ends
You're right, it will do us some good
>>3911873
We gotta unify the generals now.
Always remember: GOTTA GO DEEPER.
>>3911887
Hey dude for real now, don't you think she's a rip off of Welma?
Why do you like her so much?
>>3911903
Nice propaganda.
CRASHING THROUGH THE CROWDED HALLS
DODGING GIRLS LIKE PING PONG BALLS
>>3911931
>>3911915
We could not make three new threads at once before we even hit the image limit, that would be a pretty good start
>>3911947
She's dorky, cute voice, and does cute things out of focus
Can we please have more Lynn piss?
Alright I'm on the butterfly effect
What am I in for
>>3911967
>we
didn't do it this time
>>3911967
You realize the two other threads aren't actual threads and are spam, right?
This but with Lynn and Lincoln WHEN?
>>3911895
Its a comic, anon.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHfeeKchYAG/
>>3911978
Sexual frustration
>>3911978
Shenanigans.
You have to go in blind, on that one.
>>3911978
Good episode, weak ending
>>3911978
You'll see
>>3912007
>007
>>3911995
thats still pretty neat
>>3911983
That must be awful, you don't enjoy the sex and can't concentrate on the game.
http://pastebin.com/uQTparGG<rest of fic
Pt 21
One week later, Lori's POV
Okay, the police didn't help at all,and when I told mom and dad they didn't take me seriously at all.
What the hell am I supposed to do now? I announce that I'll be out on a walk as I leave the house, now that I tried to get rid of the filthy vampire everyone hates me, , well hate is a strong word, its just that they don't understand.
I'm doing this for them! Vampires are dangerous scary monsters!, one of these days one of my sisters will be drained dry and then they'll see what I mean...
I sigh as I walk into a diner, I don't even know which one, I ask for a seat in the corner.
After ordering my food a strange man sits by me, he seems familiar, but how?
Wait, he was the one who asked for the phone.
"Hello." He says softly.
"Hey..." I respond ,clearly upset.
He stares at me for a moment. "I can fix your problem." He spoke up after a moment.
"Huh?" I picked my head up.
He chuckles " you're all over the news, Lori loud." He throws a news paper on the table with a rather unflattering picture of me.
"Huh?" I ask looking at the man.
He unzips his jacket and pulls it open, revealing knives, a hatchet , and a handgun"I happen to be a hunter.
Is the drawfriend making the lincoln accident here?
Well I have about an hour of doing nothing ahead of me. Send me your favorite fics.
She's perfect
FUCKING DRAVEN DOES IT ALL
WITH STYLE
>>3911953
JUST TO GET TO THE BATHROOM ON TIME
>>3912085
nice!
>>3912085
nice, is this bluejr?
>Lori is dating an 11-year old
What
>>3911776
>l e l i t e r a l l y e v e r y o n e t h a t d i s a g r e s w i t h m e i s l e s a m e p e r s o n m e m e
OK
I didn't even care that much for Luan but she's got so much good art it's ridiculous and almost impossible not to like her.
>>3912151
>>3912151
>>3911953
>>3912119
can someone shop lynn off the couch?
i would do it but im retarded
My mom is named Lori.
>>3912163
I'm sorry that you took this path. The gates of the light will be always open if you change your mind.
>>3912193
I'd love to, but I don't think there are any other shots of the couch from that angle.
>>3912163
welcome to the light brother
>>3912195
Your mom is shit then?
Lucy > Leni
Is that MS Paint guy still going to be ruining Lynn's life?
Has Lincoln ever intentionally copped a feel on one of his sisters?
Not in an incesty "I wanna fuck my sister" kind of way but more of a "I wonder what tits feel like" thing.
>>3912220
OI I'M A BRITISH WANNABE M8 I WANTED THE MINT M8 WOAHHH
NO BOLLOCKS JUST LUNA LOUD WOAHH BRUH YA GOT IT DUDE
I want to fatten up Luan with pie!
>>3912228
God I hope.
He's my new favorite drawfag. Everything he did last night was gold.
>The Green House
>Lucy and Lynn are watching a B.W.B concert on tv
Lucy and Lynn secretly gushing at girly things when?
>>3911887
No, it's my Lisa.
>>3912237
There's no way he didn't sneak a grab when Lynn was sleeping over.
>>3912263
I'm on that episode actually
>tfw your name starts with a L
i can do it guys
i can be in the loud house
>>3912237
He grabbed Leni's tits in changing the baby
>>3912220
Wish I could feed her my banana tbhladfam
>>3912263
Sleuth or Consequences ya dum dum
>>3912266
But she has nothing to grab onto.
>>3911320
>>3912266
But Lynn is flat, there's nothing to grab
>>3912266
>implying Lynn has anything to grab
>>3912281
Lucky boy
>>3912281
What? No way.
>>3912293
kek
>>3912117
You scream and throw machetes, how quaint.
>Lori married Clyde
>>3912195
Is she hot?
Feel like making a comic out of one of the fics.
and recommendations?
>>3912302
That's nowhere near the tit.
>>3912237
We all know he's either carefully studied or even felt Lily's vajayjay while changing her diaper.
>>3912337
In the episode his fingers were literally on her nipples
>>3912332
it was a nightmare
Which implies that despite Clyde being Lincoln's friend, he'd prefer it if his sisters didn't shack up with a nigger
>>3912195
does she look like this?
>>3912335
Depends
Do you want to make a lewd comic or a cute comic
>>3912356
Stop this.
>>3911983
Requesting this but with Lincoln and Ronnie Anne (the better girl)
>>3912382
Hello Misha!
>>3912337
close enough
>>3912382
> inb4 3+ replies with the word Misha in them
>>3912290
>>3912294
>>3912298
THEY'LL GROW IN YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE. ONCE THEY DO ALL THE BOYS WILL FLOCK TO HER INSTEAD OF HER SISTERS. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A LATE BLOOMER.
>lynn's face when they never come in
>all her younger sisters develop much more than she ever will
>>3912356
probably even earlier than that. I imagine a three year old Lincoln investigating baby Lucy's bits and pieces.
>>3912378
Stop what?
Just listing the facts.
>>3912356
Oh my god fuck off with your avatarfagging
>>3912227
I hope this artist does an older Lisa one day
>>3912400
we need more self conscious Lynn
>>3912373
lets say cute.
So is belt sander Lynn the newest meme?
>>3912404
Maybe. But the other example is creepier.
>>3912409
Or...?
>>3912409
Anon he writes
>>3912447
Monkey Luna is.
>>3912432
There were some really good ideas passed around about a fic that deals with low self-esteem Lynn a day or two ago.
>>3912456
Harambe didnt die for this
>>3912432
Soon to be unconcious(and dead) Lynn
>>3912432
>Lynn going to get her sports bra from the finished laundry pile
>It's next to all the other sisters bras
>She can't help but feel insecure as she tries to hook one of Luan's on, even hers being too big
Lynn is for suffering.
>>3912388
Of course, no woman wants to be flat just like no guy wants to have a small dick.
>When Lili turns ten, only Lana, Lola, and Lisa will still be in the house
>When Lily turns 12, Only Lisa will still be in the house
>When Lily turns 14....
>>3912486
Nah man, Leni will still be in the house. She's too stupid to live on her own
Alright guys, I put this off long enough. Let's do this. I’m not the original guy who was going to make it but I hope I can make this NEVER EVER justice.
LOLA PAGEANT RAPE FIC
>"LINCOLN! What's the matter with you? If you keep being subpar with my training there's no way I can win this pageant!"
>"I'm sorry Lola! I'll try to not mess up" Lincoln apologized as he picked up some ribbons from the floor
>"You better! If I don't get the Miss Michigan Young Star ages 6-9 award it's all your fault!"
>"Don't say that! You always pull it off Lola, you always win. Even that one time you were sick and didn't even train at all."
>Lola's frown changed to a smug smile - she loved being praised.
>"Yeah Linc but that was different! Now I'm competing with girls way older than me. I have to be perfect!"
>"Im sure you'll do great" Lincoln reassured his sister
>Despite the smugness of her smile, Lola was genuinely worried
>For the first time she would compete with girls up to three years older than her, and it scared the little blonde
>Especially the swimsuit competition - she was worried about her boobs, or rather the lack of them
>But Lola knew the first step to win a pageant was to emanate confidence, and kept her concerns to herself
>"Lincoln! Come on! It's time for my massage!" >Shouting at her brother always helped her relax way more than the massages Lincoln ever gave her
>The boy was overloaded carrying boxes, shoes, dresses and glitter tubes, but as usual, complied and followed his sister upstairs
>He actually kinda liked the pageant scene, and was a very good coach/helper to Lola, but she wasn’t easy to deal with
>Fortunately, the Miss Michigan Youth was only a couple of days away, and the twin always improved her mood for a few weeks after winning a crown
>Lincoln loved to see his sister happy, and would endure all her complaining and bossing around to help her
>>3912486
Nothing much happened.
Heh, well, there was that ONE time...
>>3912477
You've been posting the same image FOR HOURS!
IT'S DISGUSTING!
YER OUTTA HERE, YEH!
How many orbiters would Adult Lucy have?
Lily IS suffering
So I tried asking this before: Does anyone have the Slice of Life comic?
Art of Lynn getting circumcised WHEN?!
>>3912369
Lori is what you would call "unintentionally cute".
>>3912315
Atleast im not so fucking ugly i have to hide my face,
bitch.
>>3912507
Godspeed, anon
Can we please have more Lynn piss?
>>3912507
I-Is...Is this for real?
Am I dreaming?
>>3912456
>Anon he writes
so what? drawfags don't avatarfag when they're not posting art.
and if they're going to avatarfag they should only do it when they're posting new parts to their fics or whatever. not when they're sharing opinions or making casual posts
this is just becoming /sveg/ but with avatarfagging instead of namefagging
>>3912284
Lori getting cucked by Luna when?
>>3912540
Do anyone have some loud house comic? No.
>>3912526
Sorry, When I get to liking something the autismo takes over.
>>3912480
Flat chests and small dicks are cute though.
Here's a little something for you guys that still want to see Lincoln as a detective in his second case.
http://pastebin.com/w5zXNLbB
Not exactly stopping here for today. I feel like i'm in the groove. So expect some more. Or don't. Either works
>>3912507
Oh shit. Is it here?
>>3912566
Oh. It's YOU again.
>>3912574
What?
>>3912566
This so much.
>>3912550
>Only 17 years old
>Already has saggy tits
Lori's life is suffering
Which sister has the lowest chances of being successful in the future and why is it Lynn?
>>3912479
is Ronnie Anne the embodiment of Kane?
>>3912566
>Drawfag don't avatarfag when they're not posting art
You haven't seen a certain one of our drawfags then. I'm not talking about Frieza, by the way.
>>3912611
Because Lynn is the worst sister.
>>3912506
She'll move into the pool house
>>3912602
>he avatarfags
>>3912611
Lana. What is she going to do for a living? Dumpster dive?
>>3912566
Jesus Christ we've had enough fucking whining about EVERY FUCKING THING IN THIS PLACE
However, I agree with you that avatarfags should try and limit themselves a bit
Lucy is ____
>>3912644
>He doesn't avatarfag
>>3912625
one in comparison to many writefags
they're both bad though
>>3912612
Brotherhood. Unity. Smug.
It's the Loud Family Road Trip!
Where do they go?
>>3912641
How could you be so cruelhouse?
>>3912528
She'd be in an open relationship with a guy like this.
>>3912665
Besides her, who would be who in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRzVRWo2tZ0
>>3912060
General POV.
Tom had taken Lucy out on a walk, since he had managed to forge an I.d, or rather James had, he was allowed to keep Lucy out past curfew. He had used cementation on her parents while obfuscated.as to allow her to go.
They were walking through a park enjoying the night's scenery. When a number of vans pulled up, out of one came Lori, Lucy was confused until a good seven men came from each van.
"So this is the first of things to come, how lovely.z" laughed Thomas. Brandishing a kitchen knife he stole."though, you lot look more like ruffians and bully's, than true huntsmen"
The group ignored him as they aimed their guns, this got the biggest laugh out of him "oh my so I was right" he doubled over. "Scarlet mistress, please do stand back." Lucy gave a worried nod before running behind a tree.
The group of amateurs began shooting end masse.only for the malkavian to stand perfectly still,only a few shots actually hit him. Though it would lethal if he were just human, he wasn't.
As the huntsmen ran out of ammunition they had drawn swords, mostly cheap replicas, along with combat and pocket knives,another sign these were just wannabes.
TheThegroup of hunters ran toward the malk screaming warcries. Meanwhile Thomas had simply began muttering.
"Our father" whispered the mall as he sidestepped a stab from a knife and drove his own into he assailant's back. "Who art in haven" two sword wielders ran head on toward him, he dodged the two blades by simply leaning back, the two baboons injuring each other.
>>3912651
a cuckold
>>3912611
Luna.
Most musicians either live a life of perpetual mediocrity because their music isn't as good as they think it is or they wake up to the real world and give it up and get a real job.
I could honestly see Lynn playing on the pro women's soccer team. A Hope Solo who's aggressive, has a roastie, and beats Lincoln before having sex with him
>>3912676
the remote northern Georgia wilderness
>>3912601
Oh cool! I was hoping you'd do some more detective stuff
>>3912682
>tfw I'd be fucking Lucy every night while he got to watch
>>3912676
CALIFORNIAAAAAAA HERE WE COOOME
>>3912646
Trashmen are forever unclean and can only marry trashwomen who are also immune to the smell. Lana will have a beautiful trash family when she grows up.
>>3912528
Lucy isn't that vapid.
>>3912709
Sweet. I'm glad someone was looking forward to it.
>>3912611
Depends what you mean by successful. If you mean rich, then the answer is actually Leni. If you mean famous, it's Lincoln. If you mean married, it's Lisa. If you mean living to a hundred, it's Luna.
>>3912691
The announcer at the podium would be Lincoln, preaching about his love for Ronnie's 'Tiberium'
Christ, I miss C&C...
>>3912694
Can I get synopsis of story so I can read the full thing
>>3912507
PASTEBIN THIS NIGGA! MORE!
How do I get Lucy to love me, /tlhg/?
>>3912676
Cedar Point. Popular theme park to visit in Ohio
>>3912663
Hey, that wasn't what he said.
Personally I don't care for avatarfags. But saying that we don't have artists that don't avatarfag every once and awhile is silly.
>>3912719
>Michigan to California
No my nigga
>>3912776
That might trigger a certain debate.
>>3912774
Just paying attention to her should be enough. You notice how she's always trying to get Lincoln to talk to her?
also feed her candy when nobody's looking
>>3912774
Become a vampire. The only to do such a thing is to kill yourself
>>3912337
>>3912302
>>3912237
>>3912281
I think I found a new ship.
>>3912831
DELETE THIS
>>3912831
Lynn knows what he is doing and does not approve.
>>3912831
And that's very clearly on the arm.
Besides, that thick-ass sweater would block most of the copping.
Lunafags in a nutshell
>>3912759
Synopsis?
>>3912849
>>3912858
That's because she jelly as fuck.
>How come he don't want me man?
Lincoln is probably a male underwear sniffer. Boy's with high quality underwear have had their undies stolen while in the locker room showers.
>>3912867
This already got old
>>3912774
talk to the tulpa guy he can help you out im sure
>>3912831
Wait, Leni actually needs those glasses?
>>3912878
Loud House would make a great Sunday comic
>>3912887
your welcome
>>3912896
She does't, those a re Lisa's glasses
>when you go through the archive and Lynn used to be the least popular, after Lana
>>3912867
Bruh...
>>3912896
no, they're Lisa's prescription lenses
>>3912928
Space Invader pretty much changed the entire landscape
>>3912885
I wouldn't even be surprised, that boy has an uncomfortable obsession with mens underwear.
>>3912050
>Playing HoTS
i don't think he needs a single ounce of concentration.
>>3912933
Oh, didn't catch that. Sorry.
I'm up to Chore and Peace and Luna has been a douche in most episodes
>>3912970
*Luan, sorry I make that mistake a lot.
>>3912831
She looks happy.
>>3912982
Sorry Lunafag, but it's true.
>OI DUDE WHAT THE HECK MAN
>BRITISH SLANG LMAO
>>3913014
Who are you talking to?
>>3913014
They are both pretty cancer. Luna's voice just isn't cute which is why she is always disregarded over Luan, but they are both terrible.
>>3913028
You, Lunafag.
So we going back to >>3911230 when this thread fills up?
>>3913053
No.
>>3912536
>There are people that still use an outdated version of Clover.
Worst than being a simple phone poster.
>>3913053
We're not going to use that shitty thread
>>3913051
Who?
>>3913053
Let it die. I'll make a new thread
>>3912675
Lily what happened to you. And source please?
>>3912757
C&C and Loud House crossover fanart when?
>>3913091
>emo
>completely gothic
>>3913067
that's an old pic
>>3912676
They go to Bel Air of course. And Lincoln becomes the new fesh pince.
>>3913091
why is lincoln such a weeb
>>3912694
Tom stood back up as the two barely grown men clutched their arms and dropped their weapons "hallowed be thy name"he grasped both by the necks and slammed their heads together, a loud crack resonating in the air.
The leader who had met Lori stared in horror " hhat the hell are you doing?"
"Hehahahahaheheha" his laughter was chilling and twisted, his grin even more so."a challenge, I wish to see if I can kill you all before I finish the lord's prayer, think of it as a game dear child."his voice shook the amateur hunter to the very core, 'slaughtering people who stand no chance was a game to this guy? I can't face this kind of monster" soldiers! Retreat! ,within mere moments they had dropped their weapons and loaded into their vans, driving away without Lori.
Tom turned to Lucy "come along silken mistress, you have school in the morning" he started walking toward the loud residence, Lucy began following some distance behind, as Lori looked in shock.
In a brief flash of rage and terror,she took a hunters sword and rushed at Thomas, the vampire turned to see Lori pointing a replica Katanga at his face.
>>3913053
Fuck you, Sonicposter.
>>3913093
I can only fucking pray, anon.
I can only pray...
>>3913132
He's a dork. A total loser.
>>3913117
>Dude, dinner's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you!
I just noticed how harsh that was.
>>3913139
Hey, fuck you too.
>>3913117
>leni's fat ass
its canon
>>3913117
>Luna insulting Lucy
Luna Kong truly is worst girl.
>>3913090
Older Lily, SB99, source is an old /co/ thread.
>>3913133
That Lily is so cute!