Welcome to the 160th Dark Side Games
First 47
No clones
The less gif the better
And good luck for all
>Happy July 4th
>>3878190
Selina Sherlock
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/A3AiBCW.png "[ENTRYY].png")
Aizawa Ryou
>>3878180
...
Those fireworks were a waste of money.
Makina Irisu
Cappy
>Female
>>3878190
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
The Player
Otori Mio
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>3878190
Driver
THANKS, DUDE!
The Big Eight
>>3878190
Rika
>>3878211
Well, we did sorta get distracted, for one....
>>3878190
Saiyan warrior Gogo
Iida Tenya
>>3878190
SmoKing Kaito
Wasp-chan
>>3878190
Ragna
>>3878190
Naoe Yamato
>>3878190
Elly
Tanaka the Forbidden One
CIA
>>3878190
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3878146
I am more monstrous than you could ever be. In personality and creation.
>>3878161
*she holds out a piece of paper*
You did give me this. I feel I should be nice to you.
>>3878173
You do not. Subaru told me about you.
>>3878190
Wilson
Colonel Sanders
Ge-Ge
Jin
>>3878190
Kousaka Honoka
>>3878173
>she opens another pack of cookies
Hehe I have prepared for that attack.
24 might be better.
>>3878260
no re
Matoi Ryuuko
>>3878190
Bardock
>>3878260
>kisses on the [spoiler] lips [/spoiler]
>>3878267
12 is best
Koyomi Araragi
>>3878260
GO TO SLEEP
>>3878267
Vader always does 48
>>3878190
Makoto
>>3878161
The floor's fiiiine.
>She slides down your side and curls up in a ball on the floor, laying on her tail.
It's comfy wherever I go.
>>3878164
Is there a reason for that?
I mean, I won't ask if you don't want to tell me..
>>3878220
That's not true at all! Where did you get that idea, Rammy? You're precious. Perfect, even. I'm sure everyone here wants to be your friend.
>>3878190
Kergerenko
>>3878190
Krieg
>>3878267
>this is just how vader rolls
Lumberjack
>>3878154 (Scythe)
.........I beg to differ......the moonlight is just as alluring, but quieter.
>>3878173
........
>>3878189 (Kaito)
>He whips out the lighter from his pocket, flicks the hinge and sparks it.
Yup. Here....
>He lights your cigarette
Andrew Wiggins
JYUSHIMATSU
>>3878190
Best angel
>>3878267
For what purpose?
Natalia Poklonskaya
Sir Daniel Livingstone
>>3878248
>hug
>>3878190
Dr. Paradigm
>>3878289
>She shrugs briefly
...Respect for my parents, I guess. To make sure I'm not so directly connected to my sister, just in case. Make sure an association with my family isn't so direct, as well. Habit, too, I guess.
Richard Feynman
>>3878314
>ughh
Akatsuki
>>3878234
There goes all the money I had...
>>3878252
Ah, right...
You never said what you knew about me though.
>>3878289
I'd rather you sleep in the chair. The floor's dirty, or something.
Tuvalu
Sir
>>3878190
Soldier 76
>>3878300
Ah, but flowers can't really bloom or grow in the moonlight. Not most of them, at least.
>>3878314
What else are they for then?
Dante
Serenity
>>3878167
Oh no, I'm sooooo sad I missed that. It probably would have traumatized me to be honest.
>>3878201
Naoe Yamato, and I'm no squirt.
>>3878220
Oh boy, what did he tell you about me?
>>3878266
>He grabs one and pops it in his mouth
>He pauses as he just bit into the saltiest cookie he has ever eaten
It's....great! Mind if I take the rest?
>He forces the cookie down his throat and grabs the pack
>>3878300
Y-you just gonna stare at me?
>>3878351
>god dammit
>>3878337
Maybe you should be a bit more cautious with your purchases....
Yukkuri Reimu
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3878246
Elly.
>>3878289
I was created to be a weapon and as emotionless as possible. There is no reason someone should like me over you.
>>3878337
Valentines have an innate ability to know what is human or not.
>>3878351
The exploits you made him do earlier.
>>3878346
Err, talking!
>>3878327
Respect for your parents?
I'm sure they're super proud to have someone like you as their daughter, don't you think they'd want you to wear their last name with pride?
I mean.. That's just how I see it.
>>3878337
D'you wanna use my tail? I can sleep in the chair and sorta drape my tail over the floor, and you can sleep on that.
Is that fine?
>>3878351
It's nice to meet you, Naoe! My name's Alfred Jones; also known as the United States of America!
>>3878300
Thanks man, I normally don't bring mine, it's a little rude to smoke but today I suppose...
>Puts the cigarette to my lips and inhales deeply then exhales all the smoke.
I can be a little rude.
>>3878368
Because you look like a normal person! You're not.. Clingy, and loud, and annoying, and dumb.
You're normal. More normal than I am.
>>3878370
Maybe the wrong word....
>She shrugs
It's mostly caution, though.
>>3878365
>>3878369
Then what am I supposed to kiss?
>>3878368
Ah, hello, miss.
>>3878360
I already know that...
>>3878368
Oh, just a family thing then.
As long as you don't know what I am... I guess that's okay.
Sorry, but I want to be extra cautious around you.
>>3878370
A-ah, don't worry about that!
>Taps her head.
I've got plenty of space to sleep.
>>3878362
>sucks futa dick
>Late to the party
Anyone want to throw me a spot?
Kazuraba Kouta
>>3878351
Sure! I bake two separate cookies. One was intentionally salt flavored because I know there are people who will want to take it. Hehe!
>>3878402
>Fails because it is already occupying Takeshita's mouth
>>3878351
..............Name?
>>3878345
The scythe? What's it for?
>>3878376
Smoking's is my standard during the night. Preference.....no one's pestered, since they're all asleep.
COME
>>3878314
GO TO SLEEP I TELL YOU
I think I just messed up my own sleep schedule...
>>3878385
Like, you don't want them getting hurt?
Well, whatever your last name is, I'm sure it's really pretty.
Y'know, Nanaya came from.. Um.. A goddess of love, I think. That's what my name means.
>>3878398
Oh, right. I forget sometimes that you're little.
Alrighty.. I'm a little bit too drowsy to get up now though, so.. I'm gonna lay here for a bit longer.
>She rests her head on your lap and sighs.
I'm just.. I'm still sad.
Just in time Izaya
>>3878422
Wow, this person deserves my spot a lot more than I do. I should give up my place just for him
>>3878435
Oh, so that's your excuse, huh? I'm pretty sure you just screwed up.
>>3878398
Just pointing it out, sorry....
>>3878468
...Their memory. And more for being associated with them.
>She shrugs briefly
Asakura.
Maria and Harusame
>When you make a post but it doesn't even go through
Th-thanks 4chan...
>>3878460
Same here. Do you wanna make a deal? I close this tab and you do the same. Then we go to bed, deal?
>>3878382
They just do not see the positive qualities of you.
>>3878393
How... are you faring THis evening.
*the hat is noticeably twitching*
>>3878398
Everyone should be cautious.
>>3878460
Fix it.
>>3878445
Hm...?
>>3878442
Why, it's my weapon, but of course.
>>3878473
I don't really, but it'd be greatly appreciated if I got one seeing as there's this many filler and I bumped the UID.
![YOONINGUI[9999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W9tgO91.jpg "YOONINGUI[9999].jpg")
Queen
>>3878190
And the roster is finally here, any sawp?
>>3878442
Haha, I suppose you're right, but the smoke hurts your insides don't they?
>Repeats the process.
>>3878460
>Blows smoke in his face.
Good job tracksuit, you're like your big brother..
>>3878368
Those exploits being?
>>3878373
Wait hold on....the entirety of the United States of America?
>>3878435
Y-you intentionally made a batch of salty cookies? Ok good, I think you might have given me the wrong batch.
>>3878442
Naoe Yamato.....and you?
>>3878509
You know what? You're right on time.
>>3878487
N-No, you don't understand. I just slept four hours and it's only 2am. I'm screwed now. I can never go back to being normal. It's over for me...
>>3878489
>I swear to god that's not me. The only dick I wanna suck is everyones.
>>3878512
>>3878362
>>3878472
>>3878512
for
>>3878472
>soldier 76
>>3878502
How!?
>>3878519
Don't you know you can get cancer from smoking those? I'm not going to spread your ashes everywhere if you insist on killing yourself faster.
>>3878477
Hehe~ I know that you want to take it. I did not messed up. I am just planning ahead!
>>3878520
Huh? Did I just gave you the salty batch?
>>3878502
Perfectly fine, miss, but of course.
>She tilts her head slightly and glances up at the hat, but says nothing about it
>>3878460
Again, you mean?
>>3878512
give my spot to
>>3878422
Whoever the hell this is
>>3878523
Just lay down again instead of getting distracted by this place. I know how it is.
>>3878548
You are my lover!
>kissus again
>>3878512
You might as well;
>>3878290
>>3878509
>>3878559
>Tfw you're almost automatically a literally who if you're not anime
Life is great. Thanks bardock.
>>3878512
Thanks for hosting
>>3878548
Thank you Ge-Ge but you don't have to.
>>3878550
What do you mean by again?
I mean, there's that one time this happened back when I was in the real world.
And dying doesn't really help it either I guess...
>>3878560
My eyes...th-they won't shut. Not even to blink!
>>3878573
Sorry, I don't make a habit of remembering people on the planets I visit. They usually come down with a case of explosion
>>3878468
If you just want to fall asleep there, that's fine.
That thing you said about sleeping with a friend for good dreams, maybe that'll happen right?
>>3878483
H-hey, don't worry about it. Not your fault, Rika.
>>3878502
Well, yeah... That's kind of obvious.
You just seem a little more... dangerous, than most.
>>3878573
That's not true, we also have wrestlers.
>>3878460
.............
>>3878504
A bit radical? Hmm...
>>3878519
>Exhales smoke.
Of course. Kaito. Of course. Seclude yourself from the effects, worry till another time.
You chose to smoke? Didn't you?
>>3878520
Lee Yong Jin....just Jin.
Oh cmon already
>>3878592
Well thats because you are here instead of the bed.
![YOONINGUI[0469].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2JSuZLs.jpg "YOONINGUI[0469].jpg")
>>3878520
That depends, if the thread is present with good samaritans, I just might have a place yet.
>>3878564
Thank you, miss. You're in for a slaughter show.
>>3878483
Oh.. I.. I see.
Well, I was right. It is a beautiful last name, Rika. It suits you well.
Do you know what it means?
>>3878502
....I don't have any.
>>3878595
..I hope it will.
But.. I don't think so.
I just feel really bad tonight. I want to cry, but I've already cried all of my tears today. I can't cry anymore.
I just want Noel to show up. I miss her so much.
>>3878520
Yep! The entirety of the U.S. Of A! Well, more like a personification...
Rick get the fuck off /qa/
>>3878537
I can't get that, don't be silly, besides the MC never dies to something like that.
>Blows smoke rings at him.
Now go back to bed, I don't want you to see your big bro like this.
>>3878601
Haha... I mean, the effects will never happen to me, you'd have to be alive for something to kill you right?
>Takes in another long drag and then exhales smoke.
Ah.. I suppose I did.
>>3878601
What is it this time? I'm not even doing anything wrong.
>>3878608
I-I don't think I can. Maybe if I'm here for a few hours...like one or two! Th-that won't hurt at all, r-right? I could even get productive an uh...build a shelter, maybe fish or beg for sponsors to give me something to do!
>>3878599
>Almost
I don't think you're taking this in the right context.
>>3878543
>He coughs some more and hands the batch back
Yeah! These are really salty, I thought you just messed up so I was gonna take them and eat a few because you looked so proud when I took a bite. I couldn't disappoint that face.
>>3878601
Ok Jin....you're not much of a talker are you?
>>3878612
You should really try to be faster. Someone's not always gonna swap you in you know.
>>3878627
That doesn't make any sense how does an entire nation get personified? Like, do you have billions of minds inside of you?
>>3878635
You might say one or two, but they will become three hours and then four and so on and so on.
>>3878612
If you say so, Earthnoid. It doesn't really bother me, either way.
>>3878592
I simply assumed, considering how often you show up like that....
>>3878601
I've always used it, after all...and as a gatekeeper, it'd be silly of me to not have some sort of weapon.
>>3878537
It is simple. Stop being here.
>>3878520
He told me how you got him undressed.
>>3878595
Yet you decided to be cautious of me only when I am figuring you out.
>>3878550
That is good because I am in pain at the moment.
>>3878624
You are being nonsensical again.
>>3878351
It probably would've been causin' somethin'. I don't even know if it's solved or not. I think he's now what they call genderfluid or somethin'!
>>3878460
There ain' anythin' to mess up when there wasn't anythin' to begin with you know?
>>3878663
And...why is that?
+1 UID telling you all to go to bed. Go get comfy and sleep.
>>3878647
Good question, but no! The president dictates my actions; all I do is the diplomacy bits, where I speak with other countries!
>>3878663
I don't!
I'm just a.. Stupid, clingy, annoying, impulsive.. Beastkin.
>>3878650
Trust me anon, I know what I'm doing. If I tire myself out here, then I'll be able to knock myself out for hours on end!
>>3878634
See you like what, act like a tough guy? I don't care. All I get from it is indifference.
>>3878660
...Th-that's my face you're talking about. It's always like this.
>>3878583
Soldier 76 already did
>>3878564
>>3878559
>>3878535
Done
>>3878512
>Bloodbath is full of peace
Bravo RNGesus
>>3878624
Hey, I'm here to comfort you, so don't worry about that.
>Gives pets.
I'll be with you the whooole night, so don't feel bad. You've just got to stay strong, right?
>>3878663
Well that's because I'm not comfortable with you knowing what you're trying to figure out.
>>3878674
I do not require sleep
>>3878647
O... Oh.
>she opens her bag and remembers
Oh right! I just remember!
>she takes out a lunchbox
Here. I actually separate them from the rest! So that's why I wonder why is it in a packet!
>>3878696
I am running away from here! Goodbye people!
>>3878692
Fair enough. I'm closing this tab now so goodnight.
>>3878624
I can't really remember off-hand. Thought I know my own name means "science"...as does my sister's.
>>3878595
I try not to stress, but I don't intend to offend, typically.
>>3878673
*she removes her hat*
*there is a cat laying on her head*
This is why.
>>3878696
Victory. At any cost.
>>3878706
It is for nothing nefarious. Just trying to use the knowledge t understand the world better.
>>3878663
It's not that simple! Haven't you ever tried sleeping when you're too awake? All you do is roll around in your bed and get all hot and junk!
...You do have a bed, right? For some reason I imagine you sleep on the floor.
>>3878672
I don't want any trouble. All I want is to sit here and take in everything. Maybe look at a few dumdums. I don't know. I could have sworn there was a food stand somewhere around this godforsaken place.
>>3878720
Goodnight Wiggins.
>>3878663
Ok, stop right there. The guy started stripping himself because he wanted to prove he had a 27 inch dick. The guy was only packing 2 inches. Although I don't think he has a dick anymore. Some zombie girl ripped it off I think?
>>3878672
That poor man. He's now lost in the sea of sexual ambiguity. Maybe he'll become a reverse trap?
>>3878683
Oh, I get it now. You're basically an ambassador, you have a strange way of personifying yourself though.
>>3878696
Ooga Booga!
>>3878718
>He opens the box
T-this is just your dinner. I don't think I can take this Honoka. B-but the cookies weren't that bad! If you don't have any more cookies I'll take the salty ones!
>>3878674
I am still waiting for Senpai to tuck me in.
>>3878634
.....Yeah.....right..... what you mean the effects won't happen?
>He sucks it in.
>>3878635
...................Subaru, yes?
>>3878647
Unless you're willing to stay with me and Kaito to chit-chat, go right ahead. No one's stopping you.
>>3878660
A gatekeeper?
>Chuckles.
Ha. Security....
>>3878696
Of course I don't need anything from there! I brought all my equipment with myself from the club!
>>3878743
Yeah, I'm kinda like an ambassador! But what do you mean by 'strange', dude?
>>3878692
I mean just how...active you are.
>>3878740
Oh, dear...couldn't you have simply carried it in the hat?
>>3878748
Is there something so funny about that term, sir?
![RR[170].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s7E6n3R.jpg "RR[170].jpg")
>>3878696
Thank you for hosting this tournament, I'll try not to be late to the next one.
>>3878696
This is nothing, or almost...
>>3878533
>Sucks your dick as a thank you
>You like this
>>3878535
Thanks dad.
>>3878365
>Mfw that salt
>>3878748
Always and forever. I don't think I'll ever change my name...eh, maybe to BMW or something fancier, now that I think about it.
>>3878767
Ahaha, yeah, I guess you're right! There's no point in being here if you're not going to enjoy it or make a huge scene!
>>3878686
Ugh. What can I do for you to get out of this mindset?
>>3878742
Only once before and that was because of nightmares. Yes. The prison I am in has a bed.
>>3878743
He should be able to regenerate any damage. And I do not really care. I just wanted to say that I was happy you had done this.
>>3878767
I did not want anyone else to see. My own pain does not matter.
>>3878783
We have until the evening comes.
>>3878794
Not...quite what I meant, sir.
>>3878788
Any time soldier.
>>3878788
>>3878706
>She doesn't really react to the pets, besides her ears flicking.
Yeah, the whole night.. The whole night.
If you, um..
If I start talking in my sleep.. Please don't listen, okay?
>>3878728
I wish I could meet your family. They sound like really nice people. Maybe they wouldn't mind my tail..
It's kinda funny how your names mean science, and you're so into science. I wonder if that was fate.
>>3878802
You didn't why not?
>>3878783
Too bad I already encountered your kind before and I know exactly how to take you down! Hopefully without setting the clubhouse on fire this time!
>>3878783
M'lady
>>3878692
Haha, tough guy? Nah, I meant smoking, it's a bad habit for humans right? But really just go to bed.
>>3878696
I just really needed this bag.
>>3878720
Goodnight.
>>3878748
I'm Roboto, hahaha... That's why, though I suppose the guys in the lab tell me it leaves a residue on my air ways, but eh, I clean those every day.
>>3878783
I hope the smoke doesn't bother you.
>>3878742
Uhm... this might be just a lil' bit weird but do you still actually have th' paperclip attached or is it like completely gone? As for food I'm pretty darn' sure Onii-chan is still up for th' ranch!
>>3878743
I don't think anythin' like that's possible. I'm pretty sure he'll go through life with just one thing in his hand 'n it ain' his paperclip. It's probably a suicide letter.
>>3878783
I'm just wishin' for somethin' to happen. There ain' anythin' to do here at all... I should've just grabbed my toy 'n fire them at these dumdums.
>>3878808
It's just me and Rikako now. And she's always been a lot more...level-headed than me.
>>3878814
>>3878802
>Just pretend there was proper punctuation there.
>>3878783
RIP Jin, Richard and Tanaka
>Only one death
This game will take forever...
>>3878743
N-No. It's actually for you. I already at mine.
>>3878833
So you don't want to join our team made up by the most reliable people from this roster? Well, it's not my problem.
>>3878728
Yeah, yeah.
It's pretty late. I might head out. Just have some.... stuff to take care of.
>>3878740
This doesn't change my opinion on the subject.
>>3878808
If that happens, I'll probably already be asleep, but if I'm not I won't.
>Smiles.
If you need anything, just ask me. I'll do it. Anything I can possibly do, and I'll make sure I do.
>>3878814
It was only meant for you.
>>3878833
You are unaware of the fate you have given yourself.
>>3878802
Nothing. That's how I always feel, and Rika telling me those things just proves it. I just.. I feel like the only people that're genuinely my friends are Noel and Tsubaki. We've been together since school.
I just can't shake the feeling that everyone else is only my friend because they feel bad for me.
>>3878832
Oh.. I'm sorry.
Do you think there's a chance that I could meet your sister? She could be "B."
For bananas. Like.. 'Cause peanut butter and jelly and banana sandwiches.
>>3878802
How come you never told me before that you're an inmate? That's kind of an important thing to know about a person if you're going to talk to them.
>>3878804
I guess you wouldn't understand. You're really timid and shaky. You're like one of those dogs rich girls keep in their purse!
>>3878824
Maybe I don't want to go to bed anymore. Maybe I want to stay up all night doing nothing but talking to you and everyone else. Is that really such a bad thing?
>>3878825
Yes. I do. Once I respawn I get back everything I've had, including the...paperclip.
And as far as I'm considered, I don't want to go eat mayo with him. He's too keen on antagonizing me.
Maki > Honoka
Prove me wrong
>>3878874
>She smiles weakly.
If you could find Noel for me, that would be nice..
>>3878767
No not at all, I work for a private security firm. I'm a bodyguard.
>>3878794
Long time no see I guess, I'm Jin.
>>3878824
You're a robot? Why am I not astounded.....
>Exhales a ring.
>>3878833
This is a bit better, and RNGesus alert
>>3878892
Honoka > Maki
>>3878874
Yeah, can't blame you there...finally recovering from a bit of a poor mood, myself. You do you, y'know. Have a good one.
>>3878881
I mean, provided she still exists.
>>3878892
>Rin = Nozomi > everyone else
>>3878900
Jin? I feel like I've met you before, but all you say is "......". How come that's all you say?
>>3878902
A temporary base of operations for the time being.
>>3878893
Well, I can try. I'll definitely try.
...
Y'know, Makoto, I'm glad we're friends. I'm glad I accidentally revealed my secret to you too.
>>3878915
I'll do my best, you do yours.
>>3878892
>>3878887
...Where did that come from? Is that even relevant here...? And I most certainly am not any longer!
>>3878875
Still, I...doubt it was happy in there.
>>3878900
A firm...? Ah, I don't really get paid, myself.
>>3878833
Well gee... if you wanted to masturbate over a girl ya could've just asked one of them skanks that run 'round here... No need to kill me or anythin'!
>>3878887
But nobody in here is keen on antagonizin' ya. You just wanted to have some ranch with us so you could forget 'bout th' paperclip accident 'n th' girl eatin' every bit of it... Jeez...just tag along for once in ya life!
>>3878833
Why did you even ask for this again?
>>3878887
For you kind of, but go ahead little bro do what you feel is right, just don't get into any fights, I don't want to be bothered interrupting them.
>>3878900
Because, I didn't peal off my skin or anything crazy probably, also my voice is a giveaway.
>Puffs out smoke around my smile.
>>3878902
It's an advantage right..?
>>3878902
RIP Makina, Gogo, Tuvalu, Big Eight Akatsuki and Wasp
This better be good later
>>3878760
Normally an ambassador doesn't literally call themselves their country.
>>3878802
Oh...wait what? You liked what I did?
>>3878825
Jesus Makina. You really don't like Subaru.
>>3878841
Well, if you're sure.
>He takes a bite
Hey! This is really good!
>>3878874
I told you the reason. Now you know. You can choose to be uncomfortable with it.
>>3878881
If you are saying that longevity is the factor to friendship then I guess we are not friends.
>>3878887
It is not so much as a prison. It is actually an airship. I have told you about my state several times.
>>3878943
It attacked my head the whole time, so not. It was not.
*she removes the cat from her head and begins to give it to you*
>>3878902
This is not working.
>>3878952
I hate this.
>>3878941
You got it.
>>3878959
Haha Glad you like it. This is to repay you for saving me. Well at least.
>>3878959
But that's because I AM a country! I'm literally a personification of America's traits! For example, I eat twice my weight in burgers, and REALLY like shouting!
>>3878965
I could certainly understand why....
>She lets go of her scythe, letting it float next to her as she reaches out to take it
>>3878943
It's not really relevant here, but you see it all the time in the real world, you know?
But that's good that you don't feel that way anymore! I'm almost proud of how strong you've gotten!
>>3878947
...Fine, but I'm not paying. I don't have any money anyways.
>>3878948
You missed when I got into the biggest fight of my life, and I could have really used your help. I'm a changed man now, Kaito. No fun and games anymore. I'm all business, all the time.
>>3878952
Now this is a progress
RNGesus alert part 2
>>3878915
Oh. You don't..
W-Well, of course she does! You have any doubt? She definitely still exists! She's your sister after all, so, you have bonds keeping you together!
>>3878941
I'm glad too. I know I'm being sort of.. A downer, but it is a lot better spending the night with you than alone in the forest. Twenty times better. I feel safe.
Thanks for being so nice to me.
>>3878965
W-We're not?
You don't want to be my friend anymore?
>She starts to tear up.
>>3878959
I don't mind him that much... he's just th' biggest dumdum I've ever seen 'n knowin' he was already in shame with well... his paperclip, so now it's gone it'll most likely not end up goin' well for him.
>>3878998
Don'tcha worry 'bout th' money part. I got enough money to get us all a fine meal... I'm pretty darn sure I've toldcha that before haven't I?
>>3879009
So when are you and I going to breed like rabbits?
>>3878962
>LF I swear to god I'll find whatever shithole you live in and slaughter your entire family as I blast Killswitch Engage from my stereo.
>>3878965
I swear you haven't. I know you murder people because your mom told you to, but I had no clue you were technically a prisoner. This changes the whole game now.
>>3878922
I use to be an extroverted little snow flake, just like you. Yeah I was the shit, people feared my status and the title I held. My best friend is dead, the murders weren't indited and now my little brother is experiencing a little debacle called "Critical Condition".
>>3878943
Pays good. You don't get paid? You doing volunteer work or something.
>>3878948
Robots. So what's your impression of us humans? Do you spite us?
>>3878959
He is a massive idiot. I am fond of him but he should realize how stupid he can be.
>>3878996
I need to know if you are able to take care of one.
>>3879009
No Makoto. I just want to know how foolish you are sounding right now.
>>3879001
My tolerance level is always low when dealing with him.
>want to greet post and try to rp and have fun
>don't want to attention shore
Kill me
>>3879024
Stop having hate by design you edgy fuck. She's better than the rest.
>>3878988
Oh, don't worry about it. I'm just doing what anyone would do. Are you ok though? Is the wound healing correctly.
>>3878992
That sounds incredibly unhealthy.
>>3879017
Well obviously not. How are you though?
>>3879026
So me not letting him do what he wants makes you happy?
>>3879026
It's not about how long we've been friends. It's just that.. What good things do I even have about me?
I'm bad at everything I try to do, I'm a beastkin, I'm insecure, I'm clingy..
I can't do anything right, Ram.
>>3879001
>More false alarms
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>>3879030
Kill you? You better think about doing something different instead
>>3878965
I will.
I think I'll leave you now. We can get those burgers another time.
>>3879009
Don't mention it.
...I think I'm going to try and sleep now. If you have anything else to ask before I do, just fire away.
>>3879030
>Afraid of being criticized, it's inevitable but bare through it m8.
>>3878952
How'd I do that? I know I just went higher...
>>3878998
When was this? I know I'm your big brother, but I'm not always around ya'know... What happened though?
>>3879001
We still haven't found anyone...
>>3879025
No no, why would I? But I'm not exactly speaking for all robots, it's not like we're all connected, besides I'm made for singing so I can't do that without an audience.
>>3878998
I'm afraid I most certainly haven't seen them.... And I simply cannot allow myself to be such a...doormat.
>>3879001
Oh, dear...!
>>3879025
Duty itself is the only reward I need,to serve my mistress.
...Then again, money isn't really something I need.
>>3879026
I might not've had practice in a while, but I'm certainly capable of it. I could have Kurumi get supplies from the village if need be, as well.
>>3879043
Please, I'm America! If I tell you I can eat twice my body weight in burgers, then I can! Don't worry, I'm not sick or anything.
I want to fuck this
>>3879009
I mean, with that...thing, you know. I haven't heard word of her around here, myself.
>>3879017
In that case, I want some expensive lobster ravioli with some bacon sauce covering it. I'm feeling both American and Italian.
>>3879025
That's all horrible stuff indeed, but you have to look past that and put on a smiling face for everyone to see. Trust me when I say nobody wants to be near a depressed guy that doesn't know how to smile.
>>3879030
Let's talk. Right here, right now.
How do you feel about the current state of this economy?
>>3879036
>edgy fuck
>thinking worst edgy lesbian is anywhere near the top
>>3879050
No, that's okay. Have a good sleep, Aizawa.
I'll be here.
>>3879073
There're just things you've gotta have faith in, J. If you really believe, you gotta think that your sister's out there somewhere, working on some crazy invention, just like you are.
I'm confident of it. And if you aren't, then I'll be confident for you.
>>3879043
I'm doin' just fine! I'm startin' to get a lil' bit tired but th' rest is goin' fine. What 'bout you Onii-chan?
>>3879068
Why would ya ever want to have sex with a kitty. That ain' makin' any sense.
>>3879081
That won't even be nearin' th' ten thousand Yen for th' three of us, that's perfectly fine 'n all, but we just have to find a chef capable of doin' so!
>>3879048
Almost peaceful
>>3879081
It's shit
>>3879024
I am technically in captivity. The king's son and El can be really persuasive. Allowing me to have some free time.
>>3879043
It is more if he does a lot of idiotic things, he should die for it.
>>3879046
Your positive demeanor inspires others to be better themselves. And be more open.
>>3879050
Fine. Farewell.
>>3879064
I am fond of her with the conversation we had but are you sure she would not kill it?
>>3879089
STOP WAGGING THAT TAIL YOU ARE NOT A DOG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3879089
If you need anything, just... knock?
Well, I'll see you when I wake up, I guess. Night, Makoto.
>Begins dozing off.
>>3879096
It looks like we are forced to be together, bird.
>>3879043
Yeah. It's pretty fine. At least the headaches stops.
>>3879081
They are all lesbians you fuck. She's better than the rest you can't prove me wrong.
>>3879068
You and me both
>>3879106
Rika says that's just me being pushy, though... She says it's a bad thing.
>>3879107
I'm a squirrel!
>>3879110
Goodnight!
>>3879063
Earlier today, and I won't say what happened. All you have to know is that it was brutal.
>>3879064
That's good! I'm glad you've finally realized you're worth more than just a doormat, Elly-tan! Imagine all the fun you can have now when that feeling isn't holding you down anymore!
>>3879095
I-I change my mind! I want the most expensive thing on the entire menu!
>>3879097
>YOU'RE SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3879106
So you're not even a real prisoner then. I think that's for the best, seeing as how you probably could have killed all the other prisoners.
>>3879096
And again
>>3879128
EXACTLY AND SQUIRRELS DON'T WAG THEIR TAIL!
>>3879089
She prefers more low-key stuff, herself. Smaller things.
>She shrugs
I...try not to worry.
>>3879118
I can prove you wrong, and I've done it before by being right and having amazing taste. You just don't listen to reason.
>>3879135
Fine. Do what you must do.
>>3879137
She's only part squirrel though. Who is to say her human part can't enable this
>>3879133
Now that I'm in my mistress's service again, I have a reputation to uphold, is all.
>>3879106
Most certainly not! She even fancies the idea, herself.
>>3879145
Fuck off Okarin you little shit.
>>3879135
Suppose I should try harder
>>3879151
Do humans have tails? Do they wag with it? NIGGER IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
>>3879135
RIP Queen, Aizawa and Ge
>Sorry Ram for that
More of the same
>>3879133
I think that's like th' most expensive thing on th' menu... I mean unless you want like multiple courses 'n stuff then it might turn out into somethin' more expensive y'know?
>>3879151
i'm part skeleton.
>>3879128
It is just her way of being different. You will not change my mind on this.
>>3879133
If there were any then probably. I usually do kill some guards on the way here.
>>3879152
I had my fears. She is... eccentric.
Stairway to darkness in the blink of an eye
>>3879190
Are you saying that you're..... Skeleton man!?
>>3879205
>yukine
Nigger....Could you fucking not?
>>3879063
You were designed for talent, how amusing.... Is it all artificial, this whole conversation right now? Do you have cognitive thought?
>>3879064
Mistress? You have a power or something, that you're hiding from me. I won't fret at all.
>>3879081
Experience, no doubt. I feign this burdensome depression of mine quite well.
