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/pol/ edition
Thread 2
>>3877449
Money buys things that I need to live.
>>3877461
>Her hands stop.
I... I-I don't know if I can do this.
>>3877489
May you rest in peace.
>>3877459 (cookie-chan)
Uh, y-you okay over there?
>>3877411
Sounds like you really got all of the seconds, huh?
How do I get in? Does it, like.. Beam me up?
>>3877418
>She sticks her tongue out and her face turns red from the amount of focus.
There's.. Wind on my right, and grass on my feet. That's what I feel.
>>3877449
I know.. She wants people to think that she's tough and strong, and I don't mind that, but..
I guess I'm jealous, okay? I'm jealous that she'll tell people that her other friend is her friend, and that she loves her other friend, but she won't tell anyone the same about me. She acts like she doesn't care about me. I'm jealous of her other friend, okay? That's what it is.
>>3877461
So like, if we went somewhere together, like a picnic or something, and people were like, "oh, are you guys friends?" Or like, "hey, you guys look like friends!" I can say yes, right? That's allowed? I have permission?
>>3877520
...Take your time. Or just...don't, if you feel you've gotta.
>>3877497 (Incredible Size-Changing Man)
Why would it?
>>3877393
Reposting
This game would probably just have the most obvious characters.
I'm thinking;
>Mario
>Luigi
>Peach
>Bowser
>Yoshi
>Wario
>Link
>Zelda
>Shiek
>Ganon
>Kirby
>Meta Knight
>Dedede
>Donkey Kong
>Diddy Kong
>Samus
>ZSS?
>Ness
>Shulk?
>Marth? Or some other FE rep.
>R.O.B
>Mii
Can't think of anything else that NEEDS to be represented.
>>3877455
>Zarbon is fucked up like that.
>>3877461
When your entire planet is destroyed by a single blast, then yes.
>>3877554
Now...try and move the energy towards your feet. It's like a liquid.
>>3877520
What do you need to live? I know you are not human.
>>3877554
Envy. I think I came across that. I have no idea who this other friend is.
>Vrrrooooooooooooooooom.
>>3877572
Best Waifu Asuka Shikinami Langley.
Rev up those taste buds because I'm sure in the mood for some best waifu!
>>3877572
Where's the token obscure JP only game character?
>>3877572
Meta Knight would be perfect. They would just port over Air Ride assets to MK. Nintendo doesn't have to do work again and people get borb. Everyone wins
>>3877610
HUNGER GAMES KART WHEN
>>3877554
A door.
>Taps the ship.
>A door opens where the cat face's mouth is.
We should both fit. It'll be a squeeze though.
>>3877557
It's not just me who's gotta deal with it, it's my sister too...
>After long hesitation, she puts her hat back on.
Sorry.
>>3877588
D-do you have proof of that?
>>3877621
Fine we can put tingles in instead of skull kid
>>3877621
Not Japanese only, but I forgot about Excite Biker.
>>3877610
>best waifu
I laughed out loud.
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>3877557
I'm not sure.
But I was hoping there would be something new to do.
>>3877653
Quiet.
>>3877554
Sure.
>>3877585
...By who? Because I've only met one person that goes around doing that on a whim.
>>3877631
Huh.
>She shrugs awkwardly
Don't worry about it. Don't really think I've got anything I can light it with without it doing it too quickly, though, one way or another....
>>3877657
I mean, this place's purpose sorta is "constantly fight".
>>3877663
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>3877647
There are many waifus, but there is only one best waifu, the bestest of all best waifus, and not just called best waifu just because people want her to feel better about not being best waifu. Everyone is jelly of the best waifu and wants her best waifu looks and best waifu powers so they laugh and scoff when best waifu announces her best waifuness, Asuka Shikinami Langley!
Behold! I am in your presence!
>>3877657
Nice spikes.
Please, whatever you do, don't take your eyes off your screen.
I think I found a picture of LF and the rest of Circlekerk.
Oh and Regards from the other side, Happy 4th of July for all Americans here!
>>3877693
I did, because I'm a rad lad.
>>3877693
oops
>>3877693
>implying I can
>>3877671
Lord Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta with a single energy blast.
>>3877704
Thanks, dude!
>>3877703
WHO THE FUCK LEAKED OUR GROUP PHOTO!?
>>3877693
Is it SCP 173 or Weeping Angels.
>>3877702
What is it you desire penguin of much weight..? What do you plan to do with that hamm-
>>3877703
I told you guys to crop me out, it shouldn't have been that hard since I'm on the left.
>>3877671
>Raises an arm, causing one of her drones to rise from behind her.
>It fires a quick pulse at the firecrackers.
There.
>>3877703
LOSERS! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>3877735
I'm scared.
>>3877735
Hello Sorry, I'm Dad!
USA? More like PooSA
>>3877703
>Tfw I took the photo
>>3877631
The fact that you just stuttered is my proof.
>>3877710
...Huh. Not the name I was expecting. Though I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised, not like he's in every reality....
>>3877736
...Why didn't you do that in the first place? And I thought those things had actual ammo?
Best boy get
Best waifu get.
>>3877585
Alright.. So.. Focus on feet..
>She holds her breath and tries to do it, standing up on her tip-toes.
I don't think it's working.. I'm thinking really hard about my feet..!
>>3877588
She talks about her all the time like she's the greatest in the world, and I just.. I wish I had someone to talk about me like that. I wish people would say "Makoto's a great friend," or "I love Makoto!"
That's.. Sort of why I miss Noel. I just want people to like me as much as they like their other friends..
>>3877631
>She giggles and steps through the door, trying to make as much room for you as possible and looking around the small, cramped ship.
Woah.. It's pretty cool in here, if a little small..
>>3877671
>She smiles widely.
Great. That makes me feel a lot better. I never know what you think about me, some days I think you hate me, and other days I think we're friends, so.. It's nice being able to say that.
Oh! I know what we need!
Nicknames. You can be.. R-Rikasaurus.
>>3877764
Die
Nooo!
>>3877776
>one off
TOKI WO TOMARE
>>3877685
Low tier
>>3877747
Just keep looking at your screen until you can fall asleep, try not to think about it too much though.
>letting another thread get the get
Kill yourselves in the name of the USA.
>>3877792
>>3877795
>ERP got it
>>3877762
I stuttered because that was really, really sudden! Anyone would!
Plus, that's not good enough proof anyways!
>>3877763
I was going to use it as an excuse to reveal my secret, but...
...
I can't.
>>3877773
>There is a chair, a command table, and not so much. Anything that can be themed around a cat, IS themed around a cat.
>Steps in and re-cloaks the ship.
You think?
>>3877763
A title such as Emperor of the Universe does not come without reason.
>>3877773
Not your feet specifically. The energy around them. Force it underneath, and push yourself up.
I miss Kyoko
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>>3877715
I'm not a dude!
>>3877773
The fact that people like you at all does not matter?
>>3877824
It is fine if you are. I am not human either.
>>3877773
>She shifts awkwardly
I just like calling people by their names. Only really "Accepted" two nicknames, just on account of how descriptive they are.
>>3877824
Aaaah.
>She laughs awkwardly
Handy, anyhow, at least.
>>3877826
Sometimes that reason's just arrogance....
>>3877847
She was here earlier.
>>3877848
00:00:00
Well done
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Happy 4th of July and congrats DDD
>>3877848
Don't you have a national anthem or something better than that?
>>3877847
>>3877848
Wait.... did we time travel!?
>>3877878
That IS the national anthem, for anyone who isn't an oldfag at least.
>>3877875
>>3877850
I knew that already!
>>3877852
Yeah. I mostly use the cameras though.
>>3877894
>>3877824
>She slides down the wall and sits down, hugging her knees to her chest.
Well, I can't say it suits you, but I think it's cute.
>>3877826
Oh. Lemme..
>She keeps thinking really hard and, for less than a second, she rises off of the ground, before falling onto her butt.
Ah! I tripped, s-sorry.
>>3877850
It does! It really does, it does matter so much. I'm thankful to have any friends that I have. It's just that.. I get upset when people don't like me as much as their other friends.
It makes me think it's because.. Well.. My tail.
>>3877852
>She shoots a hand up into the air and her eyes light up.
I've got it! We need nicknames that show just how good of friends we are, but also describes us, so I know exactly what we can do.
I'll be peanut butter, and you can be jelly.
PB and J!
>>3877879
This is the land of the free, we aren't bound by the laws of time and relativity
>>3877900
Last I remember, you complained about them being out of ammo.
>>3877894
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3877703
fools
I don't need a body pillow to be an unbearable pervert and degenerate
it's obviously a fake
>>3877848
DIO?
>>3877875
Congratulations King Deedeedee!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>3877906
You're...not listening, huh?
MOSQUITO
KILL IT
l will fap to the ava below
>>3877906
This is the norm for, err, us.
>Sits beside.
You can sleep in the chair if you need to. It's comfier.
>>3877913
I got a little bit of ammo.
>>3877908
That's Impossible!
>>3877852
Lord Frieza's arrogance is well deserved.
>>3877906
>He appears surprised as he watches her rise for a moment.
Impressive. We're making progress. For now, I must be leaving, however. Lord Frieza awaits. Farewell.
>He takes off gracefully into the sky, and to the horizon beyond. Goodnight.
>>3877944
Shut up and stop doing this already!
I'm not interested.
>>3877922
Hang on, get this though.
You're jelly, because you're sweet, but on the outside you kinda don't look like it. Like, jelly doesn't really look like it'd be that yummy, but it is. Kinda like you and how nice you are.
And then, I'm peanut butter, 'cause I'm sticky and I love nuts, and we're PB and J because we go well together.
>She puts her hands on her hips and smiles, clearly very proud of herself.
It's perfect!
>>3877940
>She leans her head on your shoulder, sighing.
That's okay. I'll sleep on the floor. I have my tail I can sleep on, you don't.
Unless you wanna use my tail.
>>3877943
Oh, s-see ya!
>>3877940
Dare I ask how?
>>3877943
Maybe....
>Gnight
>>3877957
>She groans slightly
Is this really needed...?
>>3877962
......
>>3877957
You can really sleep on it? Wouldn't that hurt?
>>3877964
I just didn't have it on me before. It was at home.
Fuck the French.
Hey....
How are you faring, tonight?
>Smoke blows out smoothly.
>>3877994
kys
>>3877994
Thank you
>>3877997
>cough
Could you put that out please? We're indoors
>>3877894
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3877900
I know. Just like how you are not one.
>>3877906
Hmph. It goes further than what I thought,
>>3877994
>You're hurting ocelot's feeling.
>mfw it's july 4th
>d-day has arrived
>have to erp with revy
Time to sleep, see ya
>>3877983
...It's strange to think that sort of thing. I dunno. Maybe I'm just in a right state of mind, right now....
>>3877997
cough cough... C-Could you please smoke outside?
>>3878019
Go to fucking bed adachi.
>>3877964
>Her ears fold back on her head.
D-Don't you like it? I think it's cute.
>>3877983
Huh? No!
>She yawns and wraps her arms around your waist, resting her eyes.
I use my tail to fight, even. It packs a punch, trust me, you wouldn't want to get hit by it. It's more than durable enough for me to sleep on.
>>3878017
People just.. Don't like beastkin very much. I can't help but feel insecure because of it. So, there. There's the truth.
>>3877994
>
>>3878021
Goodnight Ocelot, have sweet dreams and rest well..
>>3878043
Why?
>>3877994
Izaya, go and funpost on omegle.
>>3878004
Later. Doing legal things.
>>3878005
No problem..
>>3878018
Good, fuck ocelot.
>>3877973
>boops nose
>>3878017
Is it really so important that you have to point it out though!?
Not that you're right!
>>3878031
>Looks around awkwardly.
Well...
>>3878045
That seems really... strange, in an interesting way.
>>3877997
Things are feeling peaceful today, at least in my opinion. Quite relaxing.
>>3878047
Pls no
>>3878057
Its monday and its bloody late.
Hello everyone!
>>3878045
It's...like I said. Just not much of a nickname person. So far all I've really come to accept are "tank girl" and "metal girl".
...Heck, I don't even tell most people my last name.
>>3878067
You say that like you've got something on your mind.
>>3878074
>Shizuo stares at Izaya.
>Then disappears back into the shadows.
>>3878092
>Pushes you back to the ocean
>>3878045
You are hardly the oddest one I have encountered here. I am sure that goes for most people.
>>3878021
Farewell.
>>3878067
Not really. I will not tell anyone about this.
>>3878092
Naoe Yamoto.
>>3878096
I do, but...
I think it's better left unsaid. Not my business.
>>3878065
WHY!
Want a host now?
>Happy July 4th for the people
>Hopefully nothing wrong happens today
>>3878021
Good night
>>3878092
Hello there
>>3878035
>>3878012
I am outside......
>>3878071
Indeed. Quite a tranquil night. The breeze is delicate.........
>>3878092
.......
>Stares, and waves a bit.
>>3878110
Hey, feel free to speak your mind.
>>3878097
Huh, maybe it was just a ghost...
>>3878092
Yo, dude!
>>3878067
>She nuzzles into you happily, nodding.
Yeah. It's like a fifth limb, sorta. It's handy.
>>3878096
You have a last name?
I thought your name was just Rika!
>>3878107
I wish I could believe you, but honestly, Rammy, I see myself as.. Well, a monster. Any friends I manage to get are treasures to me, because they're accepting friendship with.. People call me all sorts of things. "Mutant," "failed lab experiment.." I've heard it all. If anyone decides to be friends with me, then I'll be the best friend I can be.
>>3878125
A shame it couldn't be bright, I do tend to prefer the sun.
>>3878092
Oh! Naoe-kun! I got your cookies!
>>3878124
That would be lovely
>>3878107
Thanks...?
>>3878127
No, really, it's nothing I should get myself into.
>>3878146
W-well... If you're feeling tired, just... let me know.
I'll find a place for you, somewhere.
>>3878146
Of course I do. It's not like I forgot or was an orphan or anything, after all. I just don't care to say it often.
>>3878092
It's good to see you showin' up again dumdum. You kinda missed out on th' idiot gettin' his well... paperclip removed from the sheet of paper.
>>3878102
At least you're not a ma-
>>3878107
Oh hello! I'm sorry, do I know you?
>>3878124
Hey Vader, nice to see you.
>>3878125
>He waves back
Ok....
>>3878140
Yo!
>>3878155
You did? Well let me have some!
>>3878161
If that's what you feel, hey, it's your call.
>>3878114
Because I can.
l want Asuka to teach me about thermal expansion
>>3878125
Oh, hey Jin, didn't know you smoked...
>Takes a cigarette from a pack in my back pocket and holds it awkwardly.
Ah, you got a light?
>>3878128
>
>>3878173
What's your name, squirt?
>>3878146
I am more monstrous than you could ever be. In personality and creation.
>>3878161
*she holds out a piece of paper*
You did give me this. I feel I should be nice to you.
>>3878173
You do not. Subaru told me about you.
>>3878124
Go ahead.
