158th Dark Side Games part 2
This game might end quick
>>3857989
I don't care about a boring experience like shopping.
>>3857932
Do you have anything for the Survival Game Club, pony mailman?
>>3857992
Yes, that's all.
>>3857990
This hat is un-stylish! I'll keep the sword though!
>>3858010
The real truth, not your version of it.
>>3858025
maybe you should seek a new profession
>>3857990
Home sweet home. My heart and soul will always belong to the Survival Game Club.
>>3857887 (motherfucking furry porn)
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Wew, nice to see you around.
How is it going?
>>3857999
Sure thing! I don't think I'd gain anything from telling anyone anyways. That kind of information is useless here.
>>3857963
Thanks anon~
>>3857999
Now thats something I havent seen before~
>>3858010 (Yukine)
Ah, there is the arrogance I was referencing! You entertain the idea that everyone you speak to is an idiot, particularly if they disagree with you. That should trouble you far more than it seems to.
>>3858034
>Coughs.
>>3858059
Good! You saw nothing. It would be pretty dangerous for a neet like you to carry this sort of information anyway.
>>3857889 (Fox-Dog)
This is my first time back actually. Last time I was here there were a ton of new faces that vanished afterwards.
Though that's to be expected when you've been gone for nine months.
>>3858034
You can meet some interesting people. You also might see something you didn't know about, or you could try something new to boot.
>>3857990
Haha. Big hammer, little hammer!
>>3858071
Good to see the funny one back.
>>3857990
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
Only 23 alive, i'm still surprised about that
>>3858071
You gotta make your own picture if you don't have man you know?
I don't want myself to get stale.
So what's up?
>>3858025 (Kaito)
I predict you'll be able to keep making small improvements to your voice for as long as you exist. Life's a journey after all, and really, there is no destination.
Ah shit! Gotta run everyone. I'll be back as soon as I can!
>>3858048
It is the real truth
>>3858072
No! Not everyone! Only some special people are idiots.
>>3858089
Do you require medicine for that cough of yours?
>>3858098
I don't care about interesting people. Shopping is boring when it's not about guns, so I have no reason to do it.
![RR[10].png](https://i.imgur.com/jPrvNfG.png "RR[10].png")
>>3857989 #
A little hungry but I'll manage.
>>3857952 #
Ruby, Ruby Rose.
>>3857990
Found anything el peruano. No? I guess I'll chill-ax by this tree for a bit.
>>3858098
Nine months? So you're like... a super drifter? Because that's absolutely not 2 weeks. Not by a margin.
You're right though, it's the harsh truth about this place. Time will take us all down, sooner or later.
>>3857990
No where could they be?
>>3857989 (Book Man)
That's quite an interesting job you have.
>>3857995 (Legal Issues)
No, am Magolor.
I do not know anyone called Ben Dover.
>>3858005 (Volkswagen)
Well this is the first I've met you.
>>3858032 (Growth Hormones)
Magolor is the name!
>>3858052 (Red Robin YUM)
>>3858134
A pleasure to meet you, miss Ruby!
>>3858124
See you!
>>3858108
>Only one death
Nevermind about what I said
I want to ruby ruby ruby
>>3858126
Some special people who seem to have ideas that you refuse to consider! You'd rather be comfortable in your preconceived beliefs and mentally discredit them instead of challenging yourself.
>>3858129
I think I'm sick. I hurled for the life of me, earlier this morning.
The pepto-bismol didn't do the trick at all.
>>3858169
I won't die this easily
>>3858169
IT'S THAT SAME DREAM AGAIN!
>>3858169
This is getting lewd...
Can't resist the call of the flesh, right guys?
>>3858093
Wh-what would happen if I told somebody...?
>>3858166
So you don't know who I am, do you?
I'M NATSUKI SUBARU, AND I'M THE MC OF THIS PLACE!
![YOONINGUI[0294].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cVRg5gX.jpg "YOONINGUI[0294].jpg")
>>3858169
Why do I have to sleep with you idiots? I feel better protected sleeping alone. To hell with your shifts and little group rules.
>>3858185
Too bad, because I don't have any kind of medicine with me, so go to a pharmacy.
>>3858056
>>3858120
Sorry for the absence, my class ends in two weeks and the work became overwhelming. That and work has been extra rough as well, but they should know that I like rough things~
Of course, thats why I had to go fishing for images when they started getting stale as well. They look very nice~
>>3858103
The funny one? You're too kind anon...~
>>3857989
>>3858098
Eh...family was bastards, but Wynn showed me that nowhere near everyone's like that.
>She smiles fondly
Buut I'm just rambling. What's a Bookman do, anyhow? Or is it just what you've already sai-
>>3858124
Oh. Well, alrighty, then.
>>3858005
>>3858059
Generally it just takes up too dang much energy 'ta be bothered.
>>3858169
>>3858194
...Let's not, and say we didn't.
>>3858126
Anyone with a functioning brain can tell that it's a lie.
>>3858169
My regenerative abilities help speed up my healing process a lot faster...
>>3858166
>the Pegasus looks at Magolor carefully
Are you a ball?
![RR[98].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TDzJ9id.jpg "RR[98].jpg")
>>3858214
>
>>3858166
Baki Hanma, or Hanma Baki. Just call me Baki.
>Growth Hormones, lol.
>>3858169
>Again
Come on people, stop doing this longer
Soldier 76, where'd you go?
>>3858049
But this career is so fulfilling.
>>3858121
That sounds annoying though, especially for little thing.
>>3858213
Thanks for the help, I guess.
Your name? Mam?
>>3858249
GAH! You dirty bitch! That was a cheap and you know it!
![YOONINGUI[0338].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GOLhlXU.jpg "YOONINGUI[0338].jpg")
>>3858249
Not this time, you won't get me this time!
>>3858220
That's true. Not everyone can be full of life like me!
If you need any energy, don't be afraid to ask, okay? I've got enough for the both of us!
>>3858249
First we eliminate them, and after that we're going to take out the rest. How about that?
>>3858275
My name is not Mam.
>>3858205
I don't know much but... the last guy that got abducted by the furry police was never really the same after they finished with him.
I mean unless you want to spend your money on childish real life animal costumes, it's probably best for you, not to anger them
>>3858218
Well, good to know everything's okay. No need to be sorry, real life stuff is more important than this. You gotta do what you gotta do
That's a really lewd class if it's rough though....
I'm gay
>>3858249
Spell Card! 13th Spell: Scythe Storm!
>>3858280
I'm a pragmatist, sir, I don't like fighting fair.
>>3858254
The elderly need their sleep, anonymous
>>3858287
>She rolls her eyes
It's not that bad. 'Sides, it's not exactly somethin' you can help with.
>>3858300
>she frowns
Sorry, I don't know what you are.
>>3858305
I know, Urara. And we accept you that way.
Good morning everyone! How's your night?
>>3858305
i heard gay is okay
>>3858249
RIP Eminem and Envy
Why the peace too early? You don't have to do this
>>3858300
Really?
Let me see your MC badge. I need to prove if you're legitimate or not.
>>3858303
...
>>3858337
It's all good.
>>3858264
Annoying? Kaito, that's what existence basically is. Though we tend to seek a status quo, there isn't one, not forever. If there was or is one, it's the heat death of the universe.
Better to push yourself forward rather than wait for a shove.
>>3858302
We're making progress at least. I'm Saburo Nisikoyama, I say again.... What's your name?
>>3858305
It's okay anon
>>3858337
Hello little one!
Pretty good, I wish yours to be the same
>>3858337
Shut up.
![RR[22].png](https://i.imgur.com/oUKI24l.png "RR[22].png")
>>3858300
Training ofcourse. I need the extra training to become a true huntress.
>>3858134
I'm a hungry as well. If I had some bread I'd share.
>>3858129
If it isn't about guns is it automatically boring?
>>3858165
Of course. I went off and did my own thing for a good while. Watched a war happen.
>>3858166
Seems things weren't as bad as I thought, so I'm back already. It is a pretty interesting job anyways Mag.
>>3858220
Yeah we record History our entire lives. Before we die we pass the lineage onto someone else.
>>3858343
Hi. Let's not go for a swim in frozen lakes, huh?
>>3858224
What would I have to gain from lying!
>>3858264
Whatever, just stop bugging me!
>>3858337
Hey! It's not too shabby, yet you're even more full of energy than the usual crew.
>>3858343
Even if you're a gigantic metal thing I can easily get you out from there. Carrying around weapons make you really strong in time.
>Chillin in the town I went to highschool in
>Run into my ex
>Turns out she's turned into a massive fem nazi and doesn't find anything funny
>She asks if I wanna hang out some time
>Ask her if she wants to hunt down infidels together
Apparently that's the wrong thing to ask for...
>>3858349
That's the spirit. Keep your mouth shut, and be kind with me.
Everything should be okay, that way.
>>3858383
A war? A just war I hope... but those are so rare nowadays...
>>3858325
Oh. I saw him say something about sneaky Roadhog players. It feels like the right way to play him. To easy to avoid and pelt away at otherwise. That might be my inner pyro speaking though.
>>3858332
Of course I can help you with that stuff! I'm not some low level magic user, you know.
>he does some weird movements, kind of like the stuff you'd see in shonen anime
BY THE POWER OF ALL THINGS HOLY, I, NATSUKI SUBARU, GIVE YOU, AUSSA, HALF OFF MY ENERGY!
>>3858337
I'm in the middle of giving someone my energy, dammit!
>>3858383
...Yikes. Sounds awful dull.
>>3858390
That's what I want to know, why are you doing it?
>>3858337
Hello there, hosting of course
>>3858343
Peace gone
>>3858383
Well not really, but the only kind of clothing I like buy is protective gear for Survival Games.
>>3858337
Quite well indeed, myself, miss. What of yourself?
>>3858333
I'm Magolor!
>>3858337
I'm doing great!
>>3858343
That's not what I meant by keeping ourselves warm...
>>3858349
>He hands you a Master of Ceremonies card.
Will this do?
>>3858381
A huntress you say? Of what, may I ask?
>>3858383
I happen to be a bit of a traveling theme park designer myself.
>>3858422
Stupid borb....
>>3858410
Just play a roaming Junkrat, it's always good.
>>3858300
A pleasure to converse with you briefly.
>>3858397
What did she say after you asked her ?
>>3858425
>grabs ass
>>3858303
Aw...I wish it was that type of class...unfortunately its something extremely boring.
Speaking of that, I heard there are actual classes like that in Sweden or something.
>>3858422
It's always good to see old people in Survival Games, but it's even better to eliminate them.
>>3858435
Oh, your a Magolor, alright.
>she gives a smile
Do you want to send mail?
>>3858409
Y-You got it!
Boy Fyxe fox thing, you s-sure are beautiful today! I like wh-what you're doing with your hair!
>>3858435
...Y-You actually have one!? H-How come I didn't get one of these when I came into this place!?
>>3858254
>>3858325
>>3858410
I looked away for a moment soldiers.
>Roadhog off tank is best, especially near a cliff.
>>3858451
From a 1 to 10 scale how boring do you think your hijinks are for me? Let me tell you, it's 11.
>>3858441
"I see you haven't matured since highschool, fuck off"
![YOONINGUI[0478].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XbJSAbt.jpg "YOONINGUI[0478].jpg")
>>3858422
Not much to look out for... it's all trees and grass.
>>3858466
On a*
>>3858358
No I'm pretty sure existence isn't having to sit down and getting wires stuck into you.
>>3858390
No, I love my little brother!
>>3858412
...Yeah, I aint feelin' nothin'. Honestly you're just looking like a doofus. And I thought you couldn't do anythin'.
>>3858410
>Pyro
>>3858383
I'll be alright!
>>3858435
I want to be a hero, to protect people from grimm...monsters of darkness and all that.
>>3858437
So, why are you here?
>>3858458
I am able to send emails with my Lor Starcutter, so no.
But thank you for the offer.
>>3858464
I've had this for quite some time.
>>3858422
RIP Sanders and Magolor
Finally they started doing something different
>>3858409
Well... a large country against a smaller country is never really just if it's just trying to annex them.
>>3858413
Can be from time to time. Though you grow use to it and enjoy yourself.
>>3858425
I suppose that's the same thing in the end. You should try out something a tad more relaxing.
>>3858435
Sounds more than just a bit interesting. Creating theme parks sounds like a lot of fun.
>>3858410
>I still don't get how they can manage it. Roadhog's footsteps are loud as fuck yet they're still as sneaky as Spies...
>>3858452
Wh-What fucking classes? Or SM classes?
Herrr... It wouldn't surprise me if it was real, coming for Sweden...
What are you studying anyway?
>>3858464
Glad you noticed. It's really hard to dye, but the results are incredible.
It's good to see boys as considerate andnNice as you around, it's not so common.
>>3858497
I'm not an explosive specialist, so this was a bad idea from the start!
>>3858497
This really isn't necessary, sir, I heal more than quick enough...and I don't care much for being touched, either.
>>3858465
I haven't played enough to know much about the strats for different maps and such, mainly relying on TF2 experience. I just know I do my best when I'm not forced into direct confrontation with the enemy team. Another parallel I would draw, which is frankly very easy to draw for many reasons, is Pudge. You'll get torn to shreds by that fucker one on one, but he's no front liner despite the tankiness
>>3858497
Even if you're a shit knock off of Megumin... you're still best girl, Crimson Autist.
>>3858498
I see... were you only a silent observer or did you take part on it?
>>3858498
What could be more relaxing than taking a trip with the club members to a gun shop to obtain new weapons, ammunition and gear?
This post is bait.
>>3858492
Ok, the mailing office is always open if you ever need to use it.
>she flutters her wings to hover off the ground
>>3858489
I-I see, so I really am useless, aren't I?
>>3858492
Mind if I take yours then? I need something to identify me as an MC.
>>3858504
I'm like a dime a dozen...or however that saying goes.
>>3858337
The night is dark, but it does not compare to the soul contained within me! Blacker than hell itself! This unscrupulous power is my own personal damnation!
>>3858465
>Its a miracle to play a match on ilios without two enemy hogs. God I hate that map
>>3858498
I guess I just sorta favor a more...active touch, y'know?
>>3858544
I'm pretty self-sufficient.
>>3858542
>takes bait
>>3858354
H-Aaah!
A-.... A talking pony! W-What!?
>>3858363
(Ahaha this one must be in a costume..)
Yep it is all good!
>>3858366
E-Eh? But I did not do anything bad....
>>3858392
Of course! I am always in full of energy! Positive vibes helps a lot!
>>3858412
W.... what...? Is that even possible? I think the playground is right over there though....
>>3858422
Good luck hosting! I'll be always waiting for the next game!
>>3858431
I just woke up and it sure does feel great toda!
>>3858435
That's Good! That means you are producing positive energy from yourself!
>>3858501
>The thing is when you can hear him it's already too late.
>>3858523
>there is a map I recall that is a King of the hill and it's surrounded by water. Roadhog on that map is just candy
>>3858550
>Isn't that the shame hole?
who are the main characters of HG?
>>3858492
Why are you here? We all have routes that lead to no where, but you're an exception. I'm here to train that's all.
>>3858418
Because you're spreading lies is why!
>>3858479
Can you atleast stop being so annoying
>>3858501
I don't know either. Maybe it's because you're not quote sure where they are, so if you stick around, they still pop out and snag you, even though you knew they were somewhere nearby.
>>3858490
Oh yeah. Many hours of TF2 during my first few years were spent on pyro, mostly because my computer barely managed double digit fps during any action.
>>3858491
Alright then little red.
>>3858528
Silent. Rarely do I take a side if I don't know or care about the people.
>>3858530
Ever try to relax at a beach or spa?
>>3858534
Yo
>>3858554
I suppose. I do take my own active approach to somethings though.
>>3858337
Doing better now. Though it isn't cause of you.
>>3858497
And then the feast happened
>>3858576
Hoshi
Junko
LF
Everyone else is a background or side character
>>3858576
Me, bluebeetle, and my other friend Yukine.
>>3858534
Alvin?
>>3858559
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters anymore. You've ruined my chance to prove myself as the source of energy around here.
>>3858576
Obviously me.
>>3858534
Hm?
>>3858559
Really? Isn't it midnight...?
>She pulls a pocket watch out of her hat and observes it
It is!
>>3858559
>she looks behind her, assuming the little girl was referring to somepony else, she faces the girl again
Oh you talking about me, I'm Derpy, Mailmare, you need to send mail?
>>3858559
I'm telling you to shut up so you don't do anything bad in the future
>>3858590
Pretty good
>>3858588
Yo. Another face I'm not familiar with.
>>3858607
Yup, it's me, bud.
>>3858608
Hey Elly, how you been?
>>3858544
Maybe, but common nice boys don't get brainwashed into fursuiters, so keep it that way!
Next time, we'll work on your self-esteem, you really need to do that.
>>3858559
Nice to meet you, I'm Fyxe
>I shake your hands
>You can feel it's not a costume
>>3858588
Well... I guess it's better than killing many for the sake of a few powerful people.
Poor soldiers, they're always manipulated.
>>3858590
>eats
l will fap to the ava below
>>3858576
Seth
Junko
Hoshi
Souda
>>3858498
It is!
>>3858543
See you?
>>3858544
No, that could get me into trouble!
>>3858559
Well that's good.
>>3858578
I travel across dimensions to find inspiration for my theme parks.
>>3858360
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club!
>>3858559
But don't go too overboard or you'll end up overcharging and exploding into a ball of energy!
>>3858588
Taking a warm bath is always relaxing after a Survival Game, but I couldn't call it that without a round before it.
>>3858562
Some Greek map I think, right? Tons of cliffs as well.
>>3858598
Fuck off putting me on there. I'm not a main character. I'm some random arc subject at best
>>3858582
It's not a lie, and I'm not spreading it, I haven't told anyone about it... Yet.
And beside, you just admited that you've been lying.
>>3858625
>She offers a smile
Pleasant, in an uneventful sort of way.
>>3858625
Why were you so quiet? It almost looked like you died.
>>3858632
I-It's fine, I don't need any help with that. It's all my fault anyways, you know? I should have became a better person by now.
>>3858590
>One death again
Stop
>>3858638
Bye bye.
>she flies away, hitting a couple of signs and walls on the way
>>3858588
Doesn't sound very "neutral" 'ta me, there.
>>3858649
I want to make snek hiss at my dick.
Furrys killed my parents.
>>3858582
Okay, how would I go about doing that?
>>3858662
I'm sorry Fyxe but you need to die
>>3858643
>I don't think it was Greek, seemed more Chinese. But you could be right.
>>3858639
Survival Game Club? Welp I guess you're home.
>>3858662
ONE DEAD AND OF COURSE IT'S ME
Megumin I swear I'll kill you! You and all your autistic clones!
>>3858654
Well that's good. At least compared to what I've heard before. Sorry I haven't been around for a bit.
>>3858657
Just making sure I had the right place. Last time I was here, I got booted out and the way back was closed for a bit.
>>3858504
Mhm! I cant remember the details exactly, and what I read was a bit vague, but I remember them showing a picture of a "blowjob" class and there was all these women with dildos in front of them.
Huh? Oh, to be quite honest, I'm not sure what I'm going for at this point. I'm just getting a bunch of certificates and a associates in science and see where it leads me from there.
>>3858689
Might be different then
>>3858677
They were Sergals, weren't they?
>>3858676
Stay away from little Sengoku...
>>3858681
Only because I said I don't watch football?
Fuck you Ocelot
>>3858689
Okay dad 76 l get but Rhinestone is clearly grandpa
>>3858638
Then let's copy it down then!
Give me some paper and crayons. I'm going to make another badge just for you!
>>3858697
That's probably because someone got jealous of your looks. I know I'm extremely jealous of you! I'm so jealous that I might kill you and take your face!
>>3858709
You were an enemy, that's why you needed to die. No hard feelings
>>3858697
Now that I can once again serve her, everything is right in the world. Has something been keeping you, sir?
>>3858691
Of course! This place is the perfect place for a Survival Game Club! I couldn't find a better place to constantly practice at!
>>3858662
An arena appeared at the same, but it didn't help enough
>>3858397
>talking to your ex to begin with
You have no one to blame but yourself for that one.
>>3858708
You dont give a shit about snek. Just let me have her.
>>3858625
Same goes for you, but you've got a mane like Lukes. Name's Lavi.
>>3858632
Essentially. It's why humans are brainless creatures that don't act on their own usually.
>>3858638
Well Mag. Until I get my notebook back try not to wander off too far making theme parks.
>>3858639
How about after a jog? I'll even jog with you to keep you company.
>>3858672
Well that really depends on what's going on now don't you think?
>>3858735
Stay there and be a good little guy.
>>3858638
Really?
>>3858735
Goodbye, sir.
>>3858562
Yup. Who's idea was it to put a giant fucking hole in the middle of a KOTH point? That map is a complete disaster. Major lucio, hog, and pharah bait
>>3858583
>That happens to me too many times to count. You'd hear them but then they'll disappear for a bit and as SOON as you drop you guard, he pops out of nowhere and hooks you. Its hell I tell you
>>3858657
How old are you? You have all the symptoms of a late bloomer.
>>3858698
Oh so you're pretty much searching yourself? Well, I'm in the same situation, I did some research about that very day.
That blowjob class.. That's the kind of stuff that sounds hot on paper, but I don't know If I could see or do that myself. I'd probably cringe just by reading it on the options
>>3858649
No it was your lie! Not mine!
>>3858679
How the hell would I know. Annoying is almost everything about you.
>>3858741
She's my sister's cute little friend, of course I care fr her.
>>3858763
About that, today*
>>3858755
I mean, you said you kept neutral, right? Wouldn't that just mean keepin' 'ta the role of an observer?
>>3858664
Bye....
>>3858722
Can't you just, you know....
Get your own?
>>3858755
Ok then.
>>3858756
That's right!
>>3858721
>I enjoy both dad 76 and old man 76. But yes I agree.
>I will have to check the maps, been a week or two since last I played.
>>3858761
>I can stand the roadhogs, but fuck Pharah on that map.
>>3858771
Liar!
>>3858735
3rd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3858755
No way! I would never allow an outsider to participate in the Survival Game Club practice! I have Subaru or Sex Offender-chan if I need a partner!
>>3858763
18 years old, but I don't think that has to do with anything.
>>3858779
Now that's no fun at all! It's better to go out and create things you want. I'd ask you if I was wrong, but I know I'm not.
>>3858780
>>3858699
>second part was for you.
>>3858769
You know me so well Kine-kun, I almost forgot to ask, how are you today?
>>3858737
UNPLEASANT MOMENT
>>3858722
...Don't say stuff like that, pal. It's creepy as hell.
>>3858732
I got booted out by some weird force last time I was here. Which was three days ago. The whole time, the portal I usually use to get here wasn't around.
>>3858755
I'm not familiar with any Lukes, but you can call me Alvin.
>>3858755
I know right? That's why I thank the sky for making me a cute anthro dog.
It's a much comfier existence than a human one
>>3858467
Holy shit she's an uppity cunt
>>3858769
I asked for the reasons of you lies, and you gave them to me, your whole little story is falling to pieces.
>>3858784
If I didn't care for her, I wouldn't have saved her, you idiot.
>>3858794
I do recall her being quite a pest on that map for sure.
Overwatch needs to be destroyed!
>>3858779
I have my eyes on you.
>>3858793
I still don't want to get in trouble.
>>3858816
>
>>3858789
I don't jog. Jogging melts muscle, and I'm all about the muscle.
>>3858800
>he pats your back
It's a joke, Alvin! I'm sure you could kill me before I got that close to you anyways!
Think of it as my way of saying you're a good guy. One could only hope to grow up to be just like you.
>>3858811
You only did it for the puss.
>>3858786
>More peace
No
>>3858780
>you will never marry Mercy
Why are we here?
>>3858838
To get dubs.
Check em.
>>3858814
No point, just a bunch of young kids running it these days.
>>3858813
>perhaps I should have been more precise. Ah well.
>>3858838
To end the war soldier.
>>3858793
You're not even 20?
Geee.... Stop winning Subaru, there are plenty of "pseudo neets" like yourself who are just misguided kids.
I can assure you by the time you're 24 you'll have reintegrated society. I don't know how, but you will
Trust, me I actually know powerful elder neets know as "wizards", they told me about all that stuff.
>>3858777
Of course. That also implies I don't take an active approach to things in my own regard though.
>>3858779
Talk to you then Mag.
>>3858789
Well I am an observer and did surprise you when you tried to take the lead.
>>3858800
Alright then Alvin. It's nice to meet you. How're you doing tonight?
>>3858802
They've definitely got their redeeming qualities though. Just in general a ton of people are assholes or easily manipulated.
>>3858834
I hate this...
>>3858823
Don't worry about it. I'll bust you out of jail if anything happens to you. Deal?
>>3858848
hey, what do you have in your sights?
>>3858847
You suck, nerd
>>3858780
>reaper eating dinner
>mercy making breakfast
????
>>3858859
>
>>3858826
I didn't get any, and I didn't want it, I just wanted to help her, is that so hard to believe?
>>3858859
Exactly.
Are there any real HG couples?
>>3858850
See you.
>>3858858
I don't even know you well enough to risk that.
It's gonna be my birthday tomorrow (well, depending which timezone you're in)!
How's it going, dudes?
>>3858800
...How strange. I've never heard of such things...though some people have been known to simply black out.
>>3858850
Except you do anyhow.
>>3858872
Noire x Araragi
>>3858866
Obviously she made two meals, one for her kiddo and one for her hubby who prefers breakfast for dinner because she is a top tier waifu
>>3858763
Yep, its a tough situation. I'm just going with the flow at this point and see where it leads me.
Hm...true. Imagine being the teacher for classes like that though. How would you qualify for the job?
>>3858824
Cardio is more important than muscles when it comes to Survival Games, Subaru! You should know that if you're the Vice-President!
>>3858850
What? When did you surprise me?
>>3858851
But I hate the peace more than missing images
>>3858876
Hello there, and how many hours for it?
>>3858872
Two as far as I know. Tricky/Booce and Ringabel/Utsutsu
>>3858863
The future for the next generation.
>>3858866
>I never questioned it. But a good point.
I am a one man apocalypse...
>>3858814
I destroyed it once. I could do it again.
>Battleborn revolution begins now?
>>3858780
>Yeah. Blizz can't into koth maps. They should just stick to hybrid/ control point maps
>>3858859
Aww, why is that little bro?
>>3858545
Wait I can also do that!
>goes outside changing her clothes
>goes back in
It seems that you are one of the children of the night. I admire your will to stay up. But your soul is weary from the ventures you have done in the morning sunlight. Your soul might be dark, But you can never fight the darkness of my soul. Because I am the darkness!
>>3858607
Foolish human. You have energy to spend and yet you chose to disperse it all around. What a waste.
>>3858608
Yep it is when me, the children of the night appear. I suppose you want me to introduce myself. My name is Kousaka Honoka. I am glad to be of your acquaintance.
>>3858614
I need not to send any mail. I just need to know. H.. How do you talk...
>>3858617
I think you're the one who's bad. I did merely nothing. For the night has just begun. I just happen to enlighten these poor and weary souls.
>>3858632
A-Ah... Yes Of course, a.a...an..another childr-children of... the-the night.... I I a-....
>she's too scared to talk
>>3858638
Yes of course but now the darkness spreads, positive energy are a thing of the past now. I am now the darkness.
>>3858639
Heh. Positive energy can't do that to me. I am the night, I am the darkness. I will not go exploding into light. I will fade to dark.
>>3858869
Yes. You were chasing puss!
>>3858824
Not trying to rain on your parade here, but I should be pretty low on the list of role models. Thanks though, I guess I'm doing something right with my life now.
>>3858850
I'm doing good. Don't think I'll duke it out with you all in the arena anytime tonight though. I got business that needs to taking care of in the morning.
>>3858876
Happy possibly early birthday, my man. It's going pretty good.
>>3858883
Really? That's weird. If I heard right, your old boss took you back?
>>3858850
Well of course, they're not all bad. You are human after all, and you don't seems like a bad person.
The problem are personas. Humans never shows their true colors unless the right conditions are in, like a time of unrest... so you never really know who you're dealing with...
>>3858876
Hey Alfred! It's going great! Heading up to my cabin in about 12 hours to join the family, celebrate your birthday together. How about you?
>>3858849
Can these wizards tell me if I'm going to be working a 9-5 office job for the rest of my life? I'd rather know how sad my life will be before it happens.
>>3858874
My face is the face of a man that's trustworthy, is it not?
>>3858920
>I agree. But Nepal is still one of my favorite maps ironically.
>>3858894
>I like this answer
>>3858923
But if you're the night and darkness that would mean the positive enrgies should be able to destroy you, right?
>>3858923
The Darkness?
>>3858930
No.
>>3858901
Final 5
>>3858924
What would be the point of that? I already had a girlfriend at the time.
>>3858866
>Reaper got a shitty microwave meal scooped on to a plate?
>>3858923
Children of the night...? I hadn't taken you to be a vampire or any other sort of youkai, and I normally can tell the former.... Ah, no matter. I'm Elly, miss, a gatekeeper.
>She shoulders her scythe, offering a curtsy
>>3858926
>She smiles broadly, and nods repeatedly
Quite right, sir!
>>3858928
please fuck me
>>3858968
>you
>a girlfriend
Liar.
>>3858901
How many hours? I assume you mean days, in which, uh... One! Yeah! It'll be the Fourth of July tomorrow!
>>3858926
Thanks, dude! I appreciate it! What's your name?
>>3858928
I'm going to celebrate my birthday with my citizens, dude! I think it'd help my ego a bit if I saw how my people celebrated Independence Day!
>>3858876
Really now? Your birthdays the same as the American Independence day?
Seems pretty cool. I'm doing fine.
>>3858891
Of course I do. Why wouldn't I try to protect myself?
>>3858899
You tried to lead a group of us. It ended with you getting trampled remember?
>>3858926
I'm along the same lines. I'll probably head out after this match is over.
>>3858927
You've got that pretty down pact. Don't forget it and you'll stay out of trouble.
>>3858898
I guess they'd just hire retired prostitute or pornstars... I'm sure they're plenty of women willing to take the job.
Tcch, I shouldn't think about that.
I really hope, you'll get everything sorted out in the end. We aren't alone in this situation, the thing is not to give up. It's better to fight back against the waves than letting yourself carried out by the stream.
>>3858965
You know who i'm rooting for.
>>3858899
What happens if a boulder falls on you and there's no one around that's strong enough to move it? Ever think of that, fool?
>>3858916
Looks like your body went through an apocalypse.
>>3858923
Ku. Ku. Ku.
How foolish of you to say that to me. Do you not know who I am? I am the ultimate mc Natsuki "Stonewall" Subaru! I'm the one that was put here to defeat everyone, and to take home my prize!
>>3858926
And why's that? You don't seem like a bad guy. If you were it would have been pointed out by now.
>>3858984
Link?
>>3858989
Sounds like a blast! What do you normally do, if this year is different?
>>3858965
Stop the fucking peace right now
>>3858989
Then 23 hours, I will be there soon anyway
>>3858894
>all ships with best waifu are with 76 and Pharah
>no ships with broodmaster
>>3858916
LOOKS LIKE PORK IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
>>3858991
That doesn't necessarily mean takin' sides...eh, I'm probably overthinkin' this.
>She stretches slowly
>>3858923
The only thing you happen to do is annoy me, so take my advice and close that pretty mouth that you have
>>3858998
Your virginity to lose?
>>3858869
Well sorry to dissapoint you, but the truth isn't falling apart!
>>3858921
You started to bug me
>>3858986
I know, it's hard to believe but it's the truth.
>>3859018
I don't want this!
>>3858923
>she points at her own mouth
>>3858991
No it didn't. I left that group right before anything bad could have happened with it. I died because I was trying to take on multiple people using stealth.
