Welcome to the 158th Dark Side Games
First 47
No clones
The less gif the better
And good luck for all
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3856780
Envy
>>3856780
Lavi Bookman
Klopp
The Player
Fyxe Skywalker
>>3856780
Machi
V Lila F
>>3856780
Colonel Sanders
>>3856780
Spike
>>3856780
Mr. Momon
Eggman-kun
Joel Matip
Link
Lord Beerus
Baki the Grappler
Koyomi Araragi
Otori Mio
Swordbro
>>3856780
Natsuki Subaru
>>3856753
Because that's what I have to do. Going up to her and asking her straight up won't work for obvious reasons, so I have to step it up a notch!
>>3856728
I get it now! It's all becoming as clear as day!
If I look cute/cool, but have the personality of a rock, I'll be able to make so many friends online! Eventually I'll gain so much power and I'll take over the place!
I can see the future Fuxe, and the future's s bright that I might go blind!
Mikoto
>>3856780
Aussa
>>3856800
>>3856766
>She shrugs
Sorta just...ability 'ta take control over beings of th'same element as us.
Krystal the Jedi
Marko Grujić
Izaya Orihara
>>3856780
Krieg
Furry Remover Sophisto
Entoma
Mii Swordfighter
Lee Yong Jin
el peruANO
Furseiseki
>>3856830
And how do you know it won't?
>>3856780
Monsoon
Sonata
Eminem's Salsa
>>3856780
Chopper
THE CRIMSON AUTIST
>>3856780
Elly
>>3856780
True Patriot Song Bird
>>3856713 (Kaito)
You don't have to try to sound as human as possible, embracing the non-human aspect of yourself can lead to very interesting work as well!
>>3856736
>>3856823
>He pats you once on the shoulder
Yeah, I'll warn you next time, don't worry bro.
HYAAH
Saburo Nisikoyama
>>3856780
Kaito and Naoto Fuuga
Sr Pelo
CURRY MAN
Late Magolor
>>3856833
Sounds interesting enough. I've just got my hammer to do anything.
>>3856873
Izumo Kamiki
>>3856780
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3856674 (Aussa)
Diamonds? I wouldn't have expected something like that...
>>3856713 (Kaito)
>she nods
Everything should be alright now...
Queen
Ge-Ge
>>3856859
A champion wanting to talk to someone like me without having a reason to? That doesn't sound very likely to me. I'm not important enough to casually strike up a conversation with someone like that.
>>3856830
Yeah! That's exactly like that!
Of course you could take an male MC and get (you)s too but only the most skilled of roleplayers can do that. Stick with the cute girl ava, it's more easy.
I'm so happy you've finally found a purpose to your neet life.
Highspeed!
Authority allows two roles: the torturer and the tortured. Twists people into joyless mannequins that fear and hate, while culture plunges into the abyss.
Everybody has their story to tell.
It does not do to rely too much on silent majorities, For silence is a fragile thing, one loud noise, and its gone. But the people are so cowed and disorganised. A few might take the opportunity to protest, but it'll just be a voice crying in the wilderness. Noise is relative to the silence preceding it. The more absolute the hush, the more shocking the thunderclap. Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations, It is much, much louder than they care to remember.
>>3856895
We, er...don't use it when we can help it. Name's Aussa, by th'way, the Earth Charmer.
>She passes her staff off to her right hand, and offers her left
>>3856906
Gems and crystals are typically pretty dang good receptacles of magic, for storing, refracting, so on, an' so forth.
>>3856923
It was sorta just a title she'd been given. She's pretty friendly, from what I've seen.
>>3856925
>>3856830
That's just a little bit skewed. The quiet minority are sometimes some of the most fun people you could run into.
>>3856982
Yeah, then we would have 3 and a Fox
>>3856950
Hoshi-kun...
Please abduct me, and shave my head. I want to help you smashing the corrupted Korean government
>>3856973
Of course m8, but we want to find a gf for Subaru, so he needs to be the popular type
>>3856879
I talk all the time about me accepting who I am, I meant that like the only reason he still needs to come in to recording is iron out the kinks in my voice.
>>3856906
But you know what they say, it's always calm before the storm... But that's a kind of a dumb saying if you consider everything not being a storm as calm..
Who do you love, HG?
>>3856806
>>3856813
>>3856822
>>3856837
>>3856858
The beast blood runs strongly tonight
>>3856965
Interesting... You're an earth mage... or... I kind of forgot the name of it, but you use earth magic right? So I guess it would makes sense for you to know how to use gems and stuff for magic...
>>3857007
Well, saying as I've been so busy, it's not exactly calm... so I think that's a good thing in that case...
>>3856982
>throws brick
>>3856925
I CAN FEEL IT! I THE WHOLE REASON I WAS BORN WAS TO PLAY AS A CUTE GIRL ONLINE AND GATHER ALL KINDS OF ATTENTION! THIS FEELS WONDERFUL!!!
>>3856965
...I'll play by your terms, but if she ignores me then I'm coming for your head, you got that!?
>>3857024
MY MEAT BICYCLE!
>>3857024
Junko
>>3857024
>Senpai
>>3857024
Survival Games, guns, and the Survival Game Club.
>>3857024
Not Krystal
>>3857006
>>3856973
Yeah, what the fox thing said. I have to fight fire with fire here.
I FUCKING WANT JUNKO AS MY MOM
>>3857006
I can't other people are fagging me...
>>3857027
Yeah? And whatcha gonna do 'bout that big boy?
>>3857024
furry porn
>tfw it'll be a week since he last showed up
>>3857024
>A good Reinhardt
I want to hug asuka and tell her everything will be fine
Shalashaska
Aussa X Fyxe
>>3857074
kys Bolin
>>3857083
Hunt?
>>3856965
>Taking her hand and shaking it firmly
Let's see Aussa..
>He goes to counting on his fingers
I've had I want to say forty-one different names now but the most current is Lavi. I'm a historian and kinda a journalist to some people.
>>3857006
Not sure it works like that.
>>3857024
Cute girls, but what guy doesn't.
>>3857032
More or less, yeah.
>She grins
It's sorta just somethin' I picked up along th'way.
>>3857041
>She rolls her eyes
You can try.
>>3857024
>Awkwardly clears throat
>>3857092
What?
>>3857024
My little brother.
>>3857024
No one ever!
>>3857084
We have had 2. It's just one of those characters.
>>3857007
What sort of kinks?
>>3857074
And live like Honey Boo Boo? Reconsider.
>>3857024
>Smiles.
My scarf.
>>3857024
My ship of course!
>>3857041
>I fucking keked you can't imagine
>screencaped that shit
Good, good.
You'll tell me how it went, 'kay?
>>3857079
Fucking clones I swear. Sci fi movies were right about them. They're like cockroaches
>>3857098
I'm a Hound myself. Care If i join?
>>3857101
Well, you are the silent minority so... how about talking?
>>3857125
>>3857102
I'll probably fail, but it wouldn't hurt to try.
>>3857024
I love everyone here.
>>3857024
I love taking what others have and basking in my own cruelty!
>>3857024
Sis.
>>3857131
>What do you mean Anon? mind me, but my english isn't the best.
>>3857155
H-hi...
>>3857032
Haha, well it's better to be busy than not..
>>3857024
Haku, but pretty much everyone.
>>3857125
Yukine! Tell me who you love! Inquiring big brothers want to know!
>>3857156
Well...it could hurt you.
>>3857101
>Her own is strong as well
...Yeesh. Why d'ya need that many?
>>3857131
>I think they mean in the game itself.
>>3857167
>They're talking with the assumption you means Reinhardt avas.
>>3857178
Not actually Shinobu, just the right opportunity
>>3857184
>we have those?
>>3857149
Tried out the same thing I did earlier, but it's pretty dead right now so not too many people to respond to me saying hey how you all doing. Know what I mean?
>>3857184
I just tend to change my name whenever I change where I go. Not a problem for a man who won't be in history ever anyways.
>>3857131
Where the fuck did they go?
>>3857125
Ruby Gloom > Your Waifu
>>3856921
>chu
>>3857216
Oh yeah, of course. Sorry If I missed you, btw, I'm not the quickest person around.
So...
How are you doing?
>>3857229
>fuck if I know. I just get bad Dva players myself.
Asuka Shikinami Langley > Everyone
>>3857236
Anon, I can't be a waifu, I'm saving myself for someone.
>>3857216
That's...incredibly inconvenient-soundin'.
>>3857212
>We did, at least. They were pretty alright, I can't remember who exactly used them.
>>3857024
.......?
>>3857135
Well I am supposed to sound human, so the slightest sounds of static or where I don't say or sing words correctly, things like that.
>>3857149
If you never see me every again, it's because it went horrible wrong and I'm probably in someone's basement.
>>3857184
You could, but that won't go anywhere. I can't die, so it would be a waste of your magic.
>>3857273
Any words you struggle with in particular?
>>3857253
>God, I hate that. "We need a tank? Alright! I'll play as the objectively worst one in the entire game!"
>>3857240
>>3857236
Ruby Gloom is a daughterfu
>>3857180
No one!
>>3857191
yeah but that ended a while ago...
>>3857235
What are you looking at, asshole?
>sneezes
>>3857282
I could just encase ya in crystal and walk off.
>>3857308
No one ever though? Why so bleak?
>>3857308
A really bad liar.
>>3857319
>hands you a tissue
>>3857024
What kind of question is that? Nobody
>>3856780
Any error? Any swap?
>>3857319
Anon, are you sick? You should have stayed home
>>3857282
Well, you just need to tell someone before going on with a date with your cute neet girl. Your internet's friends, for example
>>3857346
>>3856872
>>3857090
Do the switch thing.
>>3857290
>I personally would consider Zarya the worst tank considering she can be completely ignored and she will just be a minor pest at best.
>>3857346
>>3856888
>>3856894
SWITCH
>>3857247
Nah it's fine. I'm out of the office right now, but once I get back I might just do what I did last time I was around here and document a few people who catch my interest or just talk to me in general. Otherwise I'm enjoying my time out, lost my notebook but I think that might have just been me leaving it behind on accident. How about yourself... dog girl?
>>3857267
Nah not really. I've held onto the name Lavi for a good while since I stopped giving a crap what Panda wants from me. Don't get connected with those your researching, don't let yourself show any emotion or bias. The old gramps goes on about it all the time.
>>3857346
Looks good to me.
>>3857346
Thanks for hosting.
>>3857346
Swap
>>3856862
>>3856919
>G'night everyone.
>>3857346
I actually wasn't late? That's good.
>I guess I'll play Mario Kart 8 later then
>>3857388
goodnight
>>3857346
And i'm all set.
>>3857346
All looks accounted for. Follow me team, and one of you may survive.
>>3857328
Ah, h-how about we don't do that? As much as I hate dying, that seems much, muuuuch worse.
>>3857346
It looks good to me, Vader.
>>3857353
B-But I haven't even made any internet friends yet! I haven't made any friends at all, actually. I don't think my parents would notice if I was gone for a long time either...
>>3857330
What do you mean? I'm only telling the truth.
>>3857341
No! I already said I'm telling the truth!
>>3857368
I'm already in, but thanks anyways.
>>3857297
Nuh, it's okay.
>>3857346
No,now let's get on with the chaos already!
>>3857358
>She's the best tank,I love playing her and easily setting up ults with her. She has a shitton of damage too. The more damage she blocks,the more she does. D.Va's honestly the worst tank in my opinion.
>>3857346
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
>>3857368
oh wait he wasn't late.
>>3857346
>>3856888
>>3856902
SWAP THIS INSTEAD
>>3857286
I know for sure I can sing "Pressure" in English, it comes out as like please sure or something like that I've heard, but it just depends, and I have to be told they're being sung incorrectly, because too my programming it's correct.
>>3857308
Tell me! Or I'll give you a hug!
>>3857346
Looks good!
>>3857102
Well, I'll try to figure out as much as I can... but I think I need to go, I'll see you...
>>3857032
Speaking of which, I think I need to head back... I'll see you next time...
>>3857346
Proceed.
>>3857369
...Panda? Eh, I try an' keep neutral when I enter things in 'ta my compendium.
>>3857409
>She grins
Aint th'first time, after all.
>>3857442
Hey, sure thing, no worries.
>>3857346
Fine by me.
>>3857422
>her ult is great but her damage is pitiful if you aren't stupid and don't attack her when her shield is up. She is a good offtank, great noob crush tank.
>>3857440
THERE IS NO ONE! If you give me a hug I'll punch you again!
>>3857358
>that can apply to DVa as well. She's a complete push over. The only thing she can do right is bullying toblerone's turrets
So, how are all of you this evening?
>>3857388
Night Ruby
>>3857410
But you can't possibly know something like that.
>>3857442
Night Hinata
>>3857440
That reminds me of back when I first got braces. I had this big ol metal piece in the roof of my mouth called a lettuce catcher. I couldn't say the word, "week," until they could decrease the size.
>>3857419
No broblemo, tipo bola
>>3857410
You said no one ever, what about Shinobu? And the police girl? Or Laura? That's not no one ever.
>>3857369
Dog, fox, both are accurate.
Hey, I must say it's a pretty comfy night. I have a discussion going on, and I even get to see another animal hater last hour, they don't realize how much they make me genuily laugh, I love when they show up.
You document people here? That's interesting, I've noticed some patterns myself... but I never thought someone would actually write down things about this place
>>3857388
Goodnight
>>3857483
Pretty good. You?
>>3857483
This and that, up and down. It's not good day, it's not a bad day, but it's just a day.
>>3857388
For me? Thanks.
>>3857484
I meant in the past and now, idiot!
>>3857489
Yeah... it is...
>>3857476
>In Dva's defense, she can cock block Pharah and plenty of other dangerous shit with her E. Just most aren't smart enough to save it.
>>3857409
Well, I meant the friends you'll make via the roleplay dummy!
This is isn't solely to get a girlfriend, but to socialize you in general!
>>3857494
I'm doing alright.
>>3857465
Let's not making it anytime, in fact! I-I like to think I'm a reasonable guy, but that's totally unreasonable!
>>3857483
I'm doing fine, young puppet!
>>3857442
Farewell Hinata, have fine evening.
>>3857471
>Hugs him anyway.
What's the big fuss about? Just tell me!
>>3857484
T-that's kind of like the opposite of my problem, I started out sucking at singing and after ten years of continuous updates I'm at this point.
>>3857466
>You don't just not attack a Zarya just because her shield's up. If she's attacking you,someone or you are gonna attack her whether you like it or not. Most people don't even know that about her barriers. They'll attack her as long as she's right in their face. She's carried me through competitive. Lucio and Genji are also pretty damn fun.
>>3857476
Just like Mercy,D.Va's only useful for her ult to me. The only thing Mercy can do more than her ult though is heal a tank.
>>3857483
Alive and well. You?
>>3857354
>>3857388
>>3857439
Done
>>3857368
He already was before you posted that
>>3857346
Finally a bloodbath with enough blood to take a single bath
>>3857547
I'm not a puppet!
>>3857516
Calling me an idiot when you're the one who said, "No one ever." Are you familiar with Plato?
>>3857557
>punches him anyway
I told you no one.
>>3857516
That's three girls you lying bastard!
>>3857483
Late.
>>3857570
>
>>3857570
>
>>3857388
>Hotels internet cut out
Sleep well blue girl
>>3857429
Don't get trampled off at the start.
>>3857465
I'm suppose to live my entire life neutral cause of that little book. Wars and everything, that same neutrality has its benefits though. Free access into any town, free lodging, free food, all because I'm a Bookman.
>>3857494
I like to write about people. This is a great place for drifters, and hell I haven't seen one of my friends here in a while.
>He pulls a page of a notebook out of his shirt
Let's see what'd I write about him when I was here... Ah shit these are my pre-writing notes before I actually got everything down. Luke was a royal guard though and prince to the same country he protected. Seemed pretty cool and the guy was always lonely, like he needed a friend or someone to take action to approach him.
>>3857570
Lets go!
>>3857570
I might actually get to have some fun with these.
>>3857570
Oh gratuitous violence, how I've missed you so.
>>3857570
Uh, thank....ye?
>>3857566
A little tired, but otherwise from fine.
>>3857570
Let's go!
>>3857586
There's always a next time, miss.
If anything, it's an excuse to train more.
>>3857593
There's no way I would make the same mistake. Even if I have to fail, I'll do it in a different way.
>>3857570
Let's get going!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1937VEYguI
>>3857565
>She is devastating to people that don't know how the game works. But on any decent player, she will just fall on her face. Works amazingly well with another tank though. Like Roadhog or Reinhardt. Invincible actual tanks op.
>>3857538
I don't think I can do this. I-It's way to much pressure on my end, and I don't think there are any girls on the internet anyways. I firmly believe that generalization is true.
>>3857574
But you look like one. You've got no arms or legs, so you have to be one!
>>3857570
>my face on mokou's name
IT's nOt UNusUAL
>>3857557
Well, after my braces were done slowly realigning my jaw bones, I was finally able to whistle!
>>3857586
My bad little red...
>Goes to pat her shoulder
If I wasn't trying to knock the rust off myself I'd have switched with you and probably laid down for a while.
>>3857483
Doing good floaty blueberry.
>>3857616
Get stampeded while running away?
>>3857547
I mean it aint th'first time I've done it, is all.
>>3857570
Bang.
>>3857593
...Huh. New 'ta me, I just manage pretty well. We sorta...live by our hearts, I guess you could say that.
>>3857570
..........
>Whips out a lighter.
Have fun.
>>3857627
I'm a being from Another Dimension, so that's normal for me.
>>3857650
Don't call me that.
>>3857528
>Granddad and Zarya block better than her. Can't say I ever seen a Dva cock block a pharah before. I'd imagine she'd be a minor nuisance to the pharah. Overall she's garbage. Blizzard should remove her from the game and fill the gap with a better tank.
>>3857650
That's impossible, as long as we're not fighting mammoths.
>>3857570
.... Come on we're both happy people!
>>3857582
Hey Yukine, you hate your bug brother too?
>>3857586
Better than killing your dad and self first slide...
>>3857615
We have two things in common already.
>>3857667
>....Did someone get wrecked by a Dva at some point? But overall I agree. And while we are at it, dig Mei out too.
>>3857570
And the violence is higher this time, however...
>>3857633
This is literally not my day
Which avafags do you want to know better?
>>3857578
Only somewhat
>>3857583
I still count zero
>>3857669
Of course I do!
>>3857669
>Big.
>U and I are too close.
>>3857640
Maybe after I'm finally done I'll be able to do something like that..
>>3857652
Kek
>>3857659
Aah, so you've done that to other people here? I didn't know you were so aggressive!
>>3857666
So you're a demi-god puppet that can do things like freeze time and make food cook faster!?
>>3857688
See, team? This is what happens when you follow the lead of a professional Survival Game player! Just do that and I'll bring victory!
For myself!
>>3857667
>This so much,worst character,worst tank,worst backstory. D.Va's just a garbage character overall.
>>3857688
I don't cook too much,but I will if I get hungry...
>>3857688
.......
>>3857354
Thank you Chopper !
>>3857593
Drifter? That's the first time I've heard such a word. Is it kinda like a journalist job? I mean, for the writing stuff...
That Luke guy seems pretty interesting... It's not everytime you hear about a guard that is also a prince... I believe his father, the kind didn't approve his ways, right?
>>3857627
I'm awed at the speed you went from the Biggest Motherfucking guy alive on earth to a gloomy wimp.
Subaru..........
>>3857570
Thanks for hosting Vader.
>>3857693
Not me.
>>3857659
If I hadn't met a few people to help open my eyes. I'd probably think humans were idiots that only knew how to cause wars and spread conflict. That small bunch showed me not everyone's an idiot and stupid monger. Taught me to open up my mind a bit more and let in some emotion.
>>3857666
Well what'd you want to be called then little guy?
>>3857668
I'd beg to differ. Ever see a crowd on black Friday? Things can get deadly.
>>3857724
No problem.
>>3857688
S-Someone should put a sign next to them as a warning...
>>3857698
Why do you try to deny it so much?
>>3857688
I need to the secret recipe of the chicken bucket desu!
>>3857732
I've never seen a crowd on black friday. I only buy my guns personally, I have people to do any other kind of shopping for me.
>>3857684
Well that's, good?
>>3857688
Thank you, this will do very nicely..
>>3857715
Not a puppet, and can't do either of those things.
But I am a magician, an explorer, and a theme park builder!
>>3857732
Please, call me Magolor.
>>3857698
Ah, but at least you know I'm your big brother now, that makes me happy.
>>3857723
. . . .
>>3857698
Perhaps you know about his and Socrates's ideas about self perceived intelligence, then.
>>3857715
Eh, only defensively, here...and even I have a point where I won't deal with some folks' attitudes.
>>3857732
And I woulda figured we're just heartless abusers even 'ta family...still grateful 'ta Wynn for that.
>>3857749
>kisses
>>3857688
>>3857725
I-I know, but it seems useless. If I can't make friends irl, then what makes you think they'll like me as a cute anime girl?
>>3857762
I think I've heard of you before. What happened to your normal human appearance though?
>>3857762
I must be hallucinating.
>>3857688
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>>3857771
>
I know that my beauty can make you do things, but please never try do that again.
>>3857767
A-Ah, so that's your true nature...
>he gets on his knees and bows his head
P-PLEASE FORGIVE ME, AUSSA-TAN!
>>3857688
You over there, I'll rip your ears off.
>>3857746
Because it's not true
>>3857763
You're not my brother!
>>3857765
Get to the point, I'm falling asleep over here.
>>3857725
No no, I meant like a kind of person. How many people have you seen come through here and leave a while later? Like a week or two. They're drifters and I like to document everyone I meet usually to remember them if I ever come across them again.
As for Luke's father, didn't here much about him honestly. Though I tried to learn a bit more about his entire country.
>>3857749
Fair enough. Guess if you don't do your own shopping you'll never get a great experience out either though.
>>3857762
Magolor. You'll probably have to tell me that again once I get my notebook alright little guy, you fine with me calling you Mag for now?
I'm Lavi.
>>3857767
Is it cause of controlling everything in a specific family of life?
>>3857792
No one worthy of it.
>>3857686
>Eh, mei just needs some tweaks and she'll be fine. Her only problems are her freeze rates and her invulnerable ice cube
>>3857718
>Her backstory is Pacific Rim lite. She's second worst girl. She should be replaced with some cool as fuck omnic tank
>>3857794
>slaps ass
>>3857800
Ya aint caused me any offense....
>>3857816
Nah, that'un's more...something just us Charmers have. That would-have-been opinion was more account'a upbringing.
>>3857784
I'm not sure who it is that you are referring to, but I'm not them.
I've always been like this.
>>3857791
Why would that be?
>>3857816
I guess that's alright.
A pleasure to meet you, Lavi.
What's this about s notebook?
>>3857816
Waiting in lines for somehting like clothes is just a waste of time anyway. Why would I waste time on it, when I could waste money on it instead by getting someone else to shop for me?
>>3857809
But I know it is, and a lot more people know it too, what are you trying to prove?
>>3857829
>eh, she is just completely unfun to play against. But that's mostly because of her overtuned kit.
>>3857784
Every relationships are primarly based on appearances Subaru. People come to me because I got 2 massive weapons of mass destruction, but they don't genuily care about me.
It would have been the same thing for you if you were an adonis IRL.
HOWEVER... as a cute anime girl, people can learn to love your personnality, because even if they're attracted to your online persona. They know you don't really look like that.. so they except the worst.
Imagine the face of the cute neet girl, when she'll discover the guy she thought was a fat bald neet, is actually a cute boy such as yourself!
>throws a purple dildo in the middle of the room
>>3857809
You are already accepting it! You know I'm growing on you like a tumor! Besides all I wish for you is happiness!
>>3857848
I meant done getting upgrades to my voice.
>>3857830
That's sexual harassment and I don't have to take it!
>>3857830
>>3857794
>White knights just in time, to tackle you.
That's no way to treat a lady.
>>3857669
That's just bad luck.
>>3857650
That's alright, do your best in my stead.
>>3857615
I guess you're right.
>>3857860
That's just disgusting!
Hi
>>3857860
>steals it
>>3857816
Oh right I know now! I'm pretty new here thought, so I didn't got the chance to see those "drifters" in action, but I'll remember. You're the first I see actually.
>>3857792
Explosions and lakes involved today, nothing else to mention today
>>3857845
.....Long story short, it's been a long day.