HG thread
>>3840945
After the overkill that was the last slide, the three teams stop fighting.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3840987
Of course, if I deem that as an unfair fight, I will prohibit you from winning. I am sure you know of the old saying "cheaters never prosper", correct? I hold that saying dear to my heart.
>>3840982
>"Sorta like the second, sorta like the second! Sometimes, though, I just use my hands, when I'm angry~."
>>3840998
This is not the time for card games...!
>"Who plays them, anyways~?"
>>3840998
GO DAD!
>>3840944
Prove loyalty human.
>>3840958
She much like my guardians will act on my command. If I need basic soldiers I will just raise them from the dead. She is far more valuable than any soldier.
>>3840987
There is no point in fighting outside of the arena Narberal. But you are free to do as you please.
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3840922
Skullomania, huh? I have to say, you don't really look all that... Intimidating, I guess. A hero's supposed to have some sort of authority, but you remind me of Halloween...
Anyway, what brings you here, dude?
>>3840954 (Test Lady, very rude)
Ouch, dude. I'm just offering a hand, you don't have to be so rude...
>>3840953 (11 hours)
See you later, dude!
>>3840929
>Just like me. I'll talk to ya, dude.
>>3840934
>She starts yawnin'.
If you're goin' to "break me with 27inch" then at least do it quick and don't make it a workweek kinda chore with th' same length as a paperclip. This ain' even doin' a thing to me!
>>3840954
Then what kinda test is it then? If it ain' a proper test how has someone ever passed it?
>>3840964
*nods*
It does feel nice when you win. Especially when you kill a lot of people.
>>3840982
That is something I never thought about.
-
>>3840893
Aren't you unkindeled born in the darkness without a flame?
-Pope Sulyvahn
>>3841002
Well, hey, alright, then, if that's your choice.
>>3840998
One of these teams will be the winners.
>>3841028
Ok, so, how do I start?
>>3841050
D A D
A
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>>3840974 (Suburbia)
Childish? Don't joke around like that, Subaru. Don't you know that around the world there are many players? Survival Games unite every age group between the age of 14 and 99!
>>3841014
>>3841029
I'm not rude! I'm just trying to look through your intentions!
>>3841034
It's a survival test! You have to succesfully complete it to join the Survival Game Club! Now answer my question! Why would you want to join the Survival Game Club?
>>3841028
So it may seem.
Would you be against me dueling her here, Mr. Ainz? If she is as good as you say she is, then she should be able to kill me without effort.
>>3841038
>"I haven't won yet, not even one."
>>3841050
But we didn't eve-
>"THAT'S NO FAIR, THAT'S NO FAIR!"
>>3840997
I'm sorry! I thought no one would hear it. Its just a little crazy to hear that stuff, alright?
And I'm alive...for the most part! Shut up!
>>3841000
Wha? What is this? Since when do ya skeletons like the law?
>>3841050
Er...don't know anyone here. Lets hope dad wins I guess?
>>3841060
And? If you say I can't join, I can't join. I'm offering help, dude. It's not like I'm that kid in class that always tells you the answers to every test.
>>3841054
Let's start with something easy. Go start a cult in my name.
>>3841063
You are free to try. I have faith in her strength in magic.
>>3840982 (Makoto)
Well alright, I can't force you to tell me, did you have any questions though? My names Kaiko if I haven't told you already.
>>3840992 (Rika)
It's hard not to when that's said to me.
>Never let big iron play while listening to music, I want to play new vegas again..
>>3840992
You don't think that friends can kiss their friends? I've always kissed my friends, and none of them seemed to care..
>>3840997
I guess that's a good point. I eat meat sometimes, with Tao, though! Does that count?
>>3841002
Alright, I will! I definitely will, I promise. You have my word.
>>3841023
Hey, I use my hands, too! Maybe we should spar sometime. Oh, that reminds me, what would it take to get your mistress's permission to have a picnic at your garden?
>>3841038
Well, let's think about it.
What do you like? What do you enjoy in life?
>>3841050
When was the last time a popular vote won?
>>3841034
>he bends you even further while angrily thrusting at your thigh
>>3841060
But my point was that it's noting compared to hunting for a whale. This is a lot easier, especially since there's no death involved.
>>3841021
One needn't cheat if they are to achieve victory as that is not a true win.
>>3841028
Thanks you Ainz-sama, I will be sure to uphold and spread the strength of Nazarick.
>>3841045
I can't go back on it. I made a deal with you, even if I regret it.
Just... give me some time to prepare for it, alright?
>>3841078
Good!
...
So what's the plan?
>>3840974
not everyone deserves my apology
>>3841082
Thanks for hosting.
>>3841082
>Purchases a pair of sunglasses for each child
>They all put on sunglasses at the same time
Did you see that shit, kids? Daddy just won a game. Maybe your moms will stop calling me useless now.
>>3841029
Thanks for insinuating the blight of depression, back into my life. Forget about that nonsense: I try you know, not all heroes instill the powers of authority. I just do "this" to make use of my powers, plus I dig the costume Osmosis Jones.
I use to be a philanthropist, well sorta.
>>3841082
>Sigh
One hundred and seventeen...
Congrats I guess, thanks for hosting.
>>3841082
Congratulations Dad!
Thanks for hosting Miss! It was... Enjoyable.
>>3841073
How could I trust a person with a questionable background like you, who tried to infiltrate our club?
>>3841083
And? You're one of those people who only watch movies because it's edgy and full of death? It's not mature for you if heads don't roll left and right?
>>3841094
YAY! DAD WINS!
>>3841060
I don't know why I'd join anythin' but I'm here fightin' half th' time when I ain' just bullyin' 'round. That and I got a few lil' toy guns I play 'round with. Like this one! It's a pretty big one that can harm a lotta people. It's one th' military police uses as an intervention rifle, lil' missy!
>>3841083
Can you let me go or somethin'? I'm startin' to fall aslee-
>She starts fallin' asleep in Subadum's hold.
>>3841082
I suppose this is where I should congratulate the victor. So congratulations and thank you for running this arena of death.
>>3841069
Don't tell me to shut up! First you yell at me, then you call me, the guy who actually knows what's what around here, crazy, and you tell me to shut up!? You listen here, I don't give a flying fuck about whatever fancy ass fucking title you have, it means two things in these parts. Jack, and shit.
Are we fucking clear?
>>3841074
You know... I'm out. I'll stick to the cool Papa Bones.
>>3841082
Thanks for the game, congrats DAD!
>>3841082
Congratulations. DAD. Pick a class (Warrior, Shaman, Paladin, Hunter, Druid, Warlock, Monk, Priest, Death Knight or Mage) or choose neutral.
>>3841074
As you should. I would be disappointed if you praised her this much and she fell short of expectation.
>>3841084
Mr. Ainz is allowing us to duel. I am ready whenever you are, but if you wish to kill me, then you will need to take three steps to your left, and move up about 21cm.
>>3841082
Congratulations, sir.
Once again, thank you for providing these good people with an arena, Ms.
>>3841086
...Sure thing. Fight on your own terms, or whatever you wanna call it.
>>3841078
Probably because THEY didn't care.
>>3841077
You're a lot fierier than your...brother? is, though, I can appreciate that. But nah, I never saw an issue with stuff like that.
>>3841077
Nice to meet you, Kaiko. I'm Makoto, if I haven't told -you- already.
Well, do all robots like ice cream?
>She giggles.
>>3841086
I'm gonna stand between you and everyone else, so that way they can't see you.
That's..
That's the plan.
>>3841117
I see. Let me think for a second.
>>3841122
Thank you for this wonderful round of Survival Game! It was enjoyable to say the least!
>>3841122
I mean fuck, I've already got four little pigs that follow me around, so Hunter it is.
>>3841122
The results.
>>3841084
See to it you do, I have high expectations for you Narberal. Just don't push yourself too hard.
>>3841082
>>3841122
Congratulations father figure.
>>3841120
Come now, that was an easy one.
>>3841124
I have nothing but praise for all my subjects Ringo. I see you as the cream of the humanoid crops. But still only human.
>>3841105
Man, why couldn't Stingray have that rack on him instead?
>>3841115
I don't like death or gore!
Personally, I'm a comedy type of guy. The more laughs the better! I'm also okay with action and some romance ones too.
>>3841117
>he drops her to the ground
You're absolutely unbelievable.
>>3841122
Way to go, Dad, and way to go Rambo.
>>3841130
Thanks.
>>3841132
Well, as long as it works.
...I do get kind of nervous like this though, y'know?
>>3841146
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3841120
>knight rubs his arm awkwardly
...Y-Yes. Sorry, Mister.
>>3841122
Thanks again for the games! You were too kind to bump it!
Maybe next time I'll know a thing or two about agility...
>>3841122
>"Congrats, kinsman~."
Thank you for having us, Miss Ramlethal.
>>3841078
>"I fight...messy."
>She makes a brief clawing and then gouging motion with her hands
You'd have to meet her in person, for one.
>>3841145
>Hah.
>>3841078
>Wakes up from meditation.
Is the party over, squirrely?
>>3841145
Here.
>>3841096
Philanthropist? What a coincidence! So, you have powers? What are they, dude?
>>3841115
Dude, if I wanted to get into your club that badly, I would've annoyed the shit out of you after I came here again. Also, just because I eat twice my body weight in burgers doesn't mean I'm questionable. I'm annoying and nosy, yes, but not questionable.
At least I think so...
>>3841122
Congrats to DAD, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3841149
I am trying my best to fix that as I can. I want nothing more to be one of the divine, and that is why I am challenging your servant to a duel. I only want to be challenged by people with dark intentions built up inside of them.
>>3841157
That means you're perfect for the Survival Club! It comes with lots of fun, action, laughing and love! Love towards weapons and violence!
>>3841167
But you've been kinda annoying the shit out of me since you came here again. You don't know how frustrating it feels when someone spits on the thing you love like you did!
>>3841146
Thanks for th' game 'n congratulations to th' survivors!
>>3841139
That's more than just a second lil' dumdum! Are ya gonna ponder 'bout th' meanin' of life or are ya gonna explain it?
>>3841157
>Makina wakes up.
Well geez... I felt more just knockin' my head than I felt when you were tryin' to do some of them sweaty dumdum wrestlin' tricks. What exactly were you tryin' to do?
>>3841158
Just don't go telling anyone I can be a softy, alright?
>>3841130
But you do care. Got it.
So, no kisses. But hugs are okay? I didn't realize there was a big difference there.
>>3841158
You're fine, I'll keep you safe. I've fought people that're way stronger than a ton of people here. Don't underestimate me!
>>3841162
Could you take me to see her, then? I want to see this garden up close.
>>3841163
Yep, it is.
You can go home now.
>>3841165
>Thanks for hosting
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
>>3841194
I love everyone!
>>3841149
See, I got this thing about cults. I hate them.
>>3841161
Damn right you're sorry. Now, what was the original question? Something about an undead dying here being different? If Chosen Undead is anything to go by, then no.
>>3841194
Everything will be fine.
post time
>>3841193
Typically if it's not among family, the former is...more intimate.
>>3841188
>She keeps thinking ignoring the little girl's annoying voice, while she is clearly concentrating as hard as she can
>>3841124
If that is what he wishes then we shall oblige you in your duel.
>She readies her stance for an attack with her gripping their sheathed blade.
>>3841149
I will do my best to make sure I am worthy of such praise my Lord.
>>3841167
.....Energy based, explosions. Dunno. I exploded uncontrollably which resulted in my own death, that fucking tank girl.
>>3841130
Well someone has to be when he's too.. Well him, but I'm sorry, it's just a touchy subject as you probably know.
>>3841132
Oh, no each person in our family has their own... "Item" I guess you could say mine and Kaito's are ice cream though, Miku has leeks, Haku has booze, that kind of thing...
>>3841157
>She smacks him across the face.
Mind saying that again? And who is Stingray?
>>3841191
Hey, I'm good at keeping secrets.
Just not my own.
>>3841193
Good, good.
Well, at least the party's died down. A little less awkward, save for the current situation. Is there anything you wanted to do while the unit charges? I'm sure there's something on your mind.
>>3841078
Ummm. I like animals. And violence.
>>3841067
I was hoping for you two to win one. It is a great feeling. Ask Elly. I think she has nine.
>>3841188
>>3841193
You are welcome.
>>3841187
I don't really care about that stuff. I'm here because you conned me into being here, and I like the idea of becoming vice president.
>>3841188
Break your spine at first, but then you mentioned my manhood, so I started trusting against your thigh!
>>3841194
There's no reason to be sad!
>>3841206
09:54 AM
>>3841187
For England's sake, I did not spit on the thing you love! All I did was annoy the shit out of you, that's it!
Well, America, this is your life now. Arguing to a kid that you annoyed the shit out of...
>>3841194
I love you.
>>3841212
Energy based? Hm, sounds cool! So what exactly can you do?
>>3841194
Humanity will not eat itself alive.
>>3841185
Dark intentions? I suppose to a human that would seem to be the case.
>>3841204
How else can you organize a group of humans to acknowledge their superior?
>>3841219
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're such a funny guy, Subaru!
>>3841204
Chosen Undead? Why was an undead chosen?
I don't understand...
>>3841206
>holy fuck its 4am. I should try sleeping
>>3841206
12:55 AM
>>3841209
>She starts tuggin' her hair.
It ain' rocket science, even if it were rocket science... I could've solved that by now! Geez... you're one of them dumdums as well aren'tcha?
>>3841219
Well you've been tryin' to stuff your manhood up against me since th' start of th' evenin'! I even told ya I ain' a skank 'n I ain't doin' anythin' with a 2 incher... and well we ain' lovers or anythin', we're friends!
>>3841206
2:55 in the a m
>>3841211
If you are ready, then let us...begin!
*he quickly takes his gun and shoots her twice, and shooting once off to the right as if he planned for her to move away at the last second*
>>3841193
I don't think I can carry both of you, and Kurumi's not in much of a state to make the trip solo....
>"I could, I could!"
I don't want to risk it...I'd suggest simply asking her whenever she may show up here or, ah...next door, miss.
>>3841217
>"Ten~."
Ten....
>"I was looking forward to it, too...."
>>3841228
I don't either man, that was just the dude's name.
>>3841206
4:20 AM
>>3841223
I don't remember what you did yesterday, but I'm sure it was something really horrible!
>>3841239
Could you keep it down for a little? I forgot what I was supposed to think about, so just let me think for a little. Ohh, yes! You're in! Welcome to the Survival Game Club!
>>3841215
Ah, Kaito.
And I said I wish he had boobs as big as yours. I might just love him a tiny bit more then.
>>3841225
H-Hey, what's with that creepy face you're making?
>>3841239
>he whispers into her ear
Listen, I don't want you to freak out, but I killed your Onii-chan.
>>3841207
We're pretty intimate, right?
I mean, you even let me touch you all the time now. You didn't even flinch the last time I touched you.
>>3841215
Oh, I see. So do you even really need to eat?
>>3841216
Well, there is, but it's way top secret and probably best if I just sorted it out myself. Like.. It's really secret. Probably so secret to the point where if anyone heard it, they'd tell everyone and my life would be ruined. That secret.
>>3841217
Okay, okay, let's go with animals.
Have you ever thought about being a veterinarian?
>>3841244
Well, you don't have to carry me! I can walk, silly.
I want to come see her!
>>3841206
It's 11:50pm still cruising down the street
(Woah-oh)
>>3841215
He is a bit of a pushover at times.... But yeah. I nearly tried to shoot someone that insulted Shanghai, said some...dehumanizing things. You can probably guess from there.
>>3841216
Reassuring.
>She snickers
>>3841266
Suppressing the urge...and I mean "romantic".
>>3841223
Resurrection. Explosions. Electricity.
Not to sure, these powers were pretty recent if you ask me.
>>3841264
You're a really funny guy, Subaru! Right? That joke was really funny, right? Ahahahahaha! R I G H T?
>>3841244
My mistake. And was it not great Elly? Standing over the corpse of the last enemy you have beaten, everyone cheering your name...
Everything hear should get that chance.
>>3841266
Was that English you spoke with?
>>3841266
That sounds oddly familiar.
>Coughs.
>>3841278
In all seriousness, your secret is safe with me.
>>3841278
.....Hi.... So uh, about the tank. Keep it.
Ok, I'm out, had a bunch of fun tonight. Night guys!
>>3841289
R I G H T!
>>3841266
Flight's...sort of important. And regardless, I don't think the portal would work for anyone but her and I.
>>3841294
It's more the..satisfaction, know that-
>"That she's at least a little stronger for Yuuka's sake~."
...That.
>>3841303
Farewell, sir.
>>3841243
*Reinforce armor*
>She dashes to the right away from his fire before resuming with her spell casting.
*Shield Wall* *Rabbit Ears* *Rabbit Foot* *Protection: Negative Energy*
We shall see how worthy of my lords praise you are.
>>3841303
Night DJ Wigwam City
>>3841262
I wanted to join, you belittled me for joining because I didn't want to be left out, and then I ate my sorrows away! I know I'm, like, 300 years old at this point and I shouldn't be arguing to a child, but come on!
>>3841286
Really? Hm... Is there anything else special about you that you know of?
>>3841303
G'night, sweetie!
>>3841278
R-Rika!
>She suddenly turns beet red again.
I.. I had no idea that you felt that way about me..
I guess... G-Given more time, I could.. But I already..!
>She covers her face.
This is too much all of the sudden!
>>3841294
Well.. Yeah! You've heard of a veterinarian, haven't you? A doctor for animals!
>>3841295
No, but, you don't understand.
This is about something very, very important.
Extremely important.
>>3841306
Really? I need to fly to be able to get there?
Interesting.. D'you think you could take me tomorrow? Please?
Just leave me alone
>>3841305
Perfect! You could also take the position of the club comedian if we had something like that, but we don't have anything like that, so sorry but you have to be fine with being the prestigious position of the Vice President.
>>3841303
Night, faggot
>>3841264
That's really creepy, and don't go around staring at girls chests you pervert.
>>3841266
No, but you'd agree it's something that's good either way..
>>3841278
In a way we're definitely better than humans, they can't be improved as easily as we can.
>>3841318
No... I understand what it's like to have a big secret. Trust me.
>>3841318
...Don't inflate your ego, now.
Tfw I'm too nice to delete Bolin from Steam
>>3841314
Little did you know that I'm far from being a child. You see I'm 18 years old, but I was held back a year because I didn't have enough credit to pass! I bet you feel like a fool now, sorry about that.
>>3841308
...
So you plan on doing this then? I guess you leave me with no choice,
*he messes with his watch, turning back time for exactly six seconds*
Before we begin, I must ask you to refrain from using such dirty tricks.
>HAHAHA KUFFARS! HG IS SHARIAH NOW, ALL FEMALE AVA'S MUST WEAR BURQAS OR BY MUHAMMAD WE'LL GUT YOUR LARYNX OUT. ALLAH WILLS IT!
>>3841262
>She just stares in awe as she ain' sure 'bout what's goin' on.
Wait what... I was just askin' what kinda test it was. Geez... I'll take it but I ain' sure what ya even want me to do dumdum!
>>3841264
>Makina's visibly shocked at th' whisperin' words 'n just stares into nothin'.
I'm sure you're just jestin'! He told me he'd be fine 'n that he'd be comin' back soon enough and I've spoken to him like an hour or two ago with th' cellphone so you're lyin'!
But that's somethin' we'll have to deal with a different time Subadum. I need a lil' bit sleep I'm startin' to feel tire-
>She falls asleep on th' ground mid-speech.
>>3841334
>too nice
Do you not mean : Stupid
>>3841306
Of course. And you were able to do that.
>>3841318
I do like animals but I do not think I could take care of them that way.
>>3841303
Farewell.
>>3841314
Personal life? That's an N-O.
>>3841336
Pff-- Yeah right! You have the attitude of a twelve year old, there's no way you're actually eighteen!
R-Right?
>>3841338
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, YOU PIGFUCKERS!
>>3841324
I'm fine with whatever it is you give me, so long as it has an important role, but my only complaint is, and always will be, that we don't have enough members.
>>3841328
Not to mention on sheer ability to comprehend things, or with physical strength...Shanghai can even turn her hand in to energy weapons at will!
>She grins, a note of pride all too obvious in her voice
>>3841299
Like you could force me out of it?
>>3841295
I...well, thanks Seriously.
>>3841339
You just passed the test! The test was about seeing why you would want to join our club! Congratulations! You're the Survival Game Club's Treasurer from now on!
>>3841352
I just told you! I'm 18 years old and I'm proud of that fact!
>>3841354
I just got one! It was easier than I thought it would be!
>>3841318
As I said, miss, the way we get here simply won't work with others....
>>3841348
I believe so, at least.
>"I just like one-on-one duels~."
>>3841328
I wasn't staring. I saw it from afar and decided to confront you, since you're his sister and all.
Say, are those boobs robots too, or do they have some sort of meat in them?
>>3841339
Just remember one thing before you go to sleep.
I am the captain on this ship now. Your Onii-chan has been thrown overboard, and I will harm you next.
>tfw when becoming more and more burned out, but really don't want to leave
>>3841356
No.
Through that death I realized: Nothing really.
>>3841337
Dirty tricks? What do you mean by that?
>She remains in her stance wary of her opponent.
You seem to be the one who changed his stance in an instant.
>>3841328
Well, yeah.
Food's pretty great. At least you CAN eat it. It'd stink if you couldn't.
>>3841331
I still can't tell you what it is.
I can't tell anybody, not even my best friends.
>>3841332
>She was only growing redder and redder by the second.
I-Inflate what? I don't know how to react to being confessed to so suddenly!
Rika, I.. I think I need to wait until Noel gets here, before I can decide. It just wouldn't feel right to accept something like this without her here.
>>3841348
Why don't you?
I think you'd be good at it!
>>3841365
...How come you didn't make her sign any papers?
>>3841373
suicide helps
>>3841373
>>3841349
No... Anyway, where do you come from, dude? I'd like to know, actually.
>>3841365
If that's the case, then I'm a bit embarrassed to know that. You honestly look like you're sixteen and you have the attitude of a child.
Then again, I'm more childish than you are, but I'm America. What do you expect?
>>3841356
It's nothing, really. Compared to what I'm going to end up telling you eventually...
>>3841377
I wasn't asking to know what it is.
...I can't say I'm not curious, but it doesn't matter.
It would be hypocritical of me to try and find it out.
>>3841373
takena breakb
>>3841375
If we are going to duel to the death, then you will need some sort of weapon by yourself. I will not fight with someone that is unarmed and has to resort to some sort of mystical spells to kill me.
>>3841380
Isn't it clear? I forgot to print more than one!
>>3841386
I expected you to have a proper reason to join our Survival Game Club!
>>3841368
Then I'll just have to learn how to fly. There's no other solution.
I'll do it. I'll find some pixie dust or whatever!
>>3841373
>Pick an Ava that you find fun, and play them in a way that entertains you. Fuck the shitposters.
>>3841390
Well, was there something you wanted to do? You seemed to have an idea.
>post yfw we get a bob sapp ava and he steals all the waifus
>>3841374
Well, I pretty clearly can ignore your little...suicide attack.
>>3841377
I never confessed to anything....
>>3841390
Hey, if you say so....
>>3841405
Fuck off Vino.
>>3841386
Hint: 私は日本に住んではじめまして
>>3841405
Just trying to kill time while waiting for the unit to charge.
>>3841412
I guess I'll stop talking about it for now.
>>3841408
>mfw I'll start using Frank Zappa as an ava soon
>>3841368
One last question. While we are on that, who do you think is stronger between you two?
>>3841377
I have no appearance in anything medical. I wish I could look over pets for a short period of time.
Post avas and rate them
>>3841412
The belt stabilizes my power, unfortunately the belt blew out last minute and I exploded.
>>3841408
What manga is this? I remember reading it years and years ago.
>>3841412
And I just, I want to make s-
Huh?
>>3841422
How long's it take to charge?
>>3841428
You could run a pet daycare!
>>3841435
>I like Derpy and Clawhands
>>3841433
>>3841402
Well then, I'm sorry. I just don't want to be forgotten, and I wanted to feel like I belong here, you know?
Agh, look at me being all sappy when you told me that wasn't a reason to join... Anyway, you're more of a child than an adult!
>>3841417
Ah, you're Japanese? Huh, I'm actually friends with Japan, dude! It's nice to see a citizen of his around here!
>>3841433
>inb4 literally who
>>3841438
Sei So Tsui Dan Sha
>>3841433
+1 not listed that's still in the works.
>>3841438
Cory in the house, it really was before it's time.
>>3841433
>I don't know where you guys make that wallpaper at, but Ringo is my only avatar so far.
>>3841399
>With a slight grin on her face, Narberal removes her cloak and forms their armor around them with her gold-silver bladed staff.
To be aware of my skills would mean Lord Ainz-sama had told you which is quite unlikely or you too have your own ablilities.
>>3841433
>>3841444
Maybe an hour. The charge lasts for a long time though.
>>3841433
>>3841356
I can't do anything crazy like that, but even still, I'm stronger and smarter than them. Though you made her right? How does it feel being a mother?
>>3841371
If you're asking if they're metal they're not, now shut up, you're creeping me out.
>>3841377
If I couldn't eat it I doubt I'd care, unless it happened after I ate, then it'd suck..
>>3841433
>>3841459
Fucking liar, Kamina
>>3841433
>I feel like we haven't done this in a while.
>>3841405
It's not so easy as that....
>>3841428
>They look at each other for a long moment, before simultaneously shrugging
>"Elly was her right hand for a reason~. She was just out of practice, back then."
I...suppose she's right. Though, she does still have the advantage in terms of speed.
>>3841458
http://wallpapereditor.com/
rate em
>>3841433
>>3841458
(I am in the same boat as him with not knowing where you make the images but so far only have one person to use)
>>3841433
>
>>3841461
>Hug.
>>3841448
>Hug.
>>3841444
>so you're a fan of the nice avas, aight
>>3841452
Of his? He's not the PM, so why should I care?
>>3841460
Mr. Ainz has said nothing about you. All he has told me was about a different girl that is close to him. I have mistaken you for her, and now we are right here.
So then, are you ready now? I do not wish to use "Mandom" again.
>>3841483
>thank you
>>3841444
Is that something people do?
>>3841483
I see your relationship is in good standing. I would have thought there would have been some disagreement there.
>>3841444
You jump to conclusions a lot, y'know that?
>>3841422
And save us both some embarassment?
>>3841437
Aaand? Wouldn't that mean it's at your most destructive?
>>3841467
Another version of me, at least was one of her co-creators. It's...weird. But not bad.
>>3841488
>see right above you.
>>3841452
I'll take that as a compliment! And you can't blame me for being passionate and serious about Survival Games!
>>3841477
>Fires BB gun pellets at you.
I'm third year Otori Mio, the President of the Survival Game Club!
>>3841493
>the doll is amusing, but heloise was better for what it was in my opinion
>>3841467
Wh-what the hell is wrong with you!? Why can't you be as nice as your brother is?!
>>3841489
>is hugged
>>3841521
>I'll bring her back sometime in the future
>>3841512
When I first came here, I admit I would've said Kurumi would be the better of us.
>"We've just worked together too long~. And after all, becoming impossible to hurt in a fight is very useful, it's very useful!"
>>3841511
>Happy to hlep.
>>3841454
deebo was better when i didn't know who fagged him
>>3841402
>he leans in close to her, with a devilish smile across his face
Good, now let's both forget she ever joined, okay?
>>3841463
Oh, that's not bad at all!
I expected something more like a whole day.
Alien technology sure is advanced, huh?
>>3841467
So your body must be pretty realistic, then? I figured your insides would be mostly gears and electronic stuff, is it not?
>>3841483
H-Huh?
How am I supposed to learn to fly, then? I'm not a flying squirrel!
>>3841512
Yep! It is!
People charge money to watch and take care of pets for families on vacation, until they get back.
Does that sound like something you'd like to do?
>>3841516
....
I just made myself look like a dummy, didn't I?
Sorry..
>>3841544
Why would I do that? We just got a valuable club member, Subaru! We can't let this chance go to waste!
>>3841516
Exactly.
>>3841547
Well, it needs to charge quickly. Can't be out of our units for that long.
>>3841504
Well, he's more of a personification of Japan, but it's close enough! Why? Don't you like him?
>>3841519
I can't, I admit. You have valid points. However, what I'd appreciate is if you at least listen to why I want to join. Or you did, but thought it was bullshit, in which I understand.
>>3841536
>she would be nice to see again. The doll seems like a more tame her.
>>3841516
No, I think. What the fuck is that floating eye, it's been creeping me the fuck out?
Unfortunately I'm going to lay off the energy powers, from now on. Till I get this belt fixed.
>>3841542
I figured a lot of people would feel that way. I probably should have kept him a secret.
>>3841556
That's true enough, I suppose.
Hey, I've been thinking. Do you really think that it's so important to hide what you are in this place?
I mean, a lot of the people here are weird, or inhuman, or have some kind of crazy power.
I don't think many people would find you odd, or want to hurt you.
>>3841547
I suppose it in part involves harnessing your innate energies, and...ooh, I'm so horrible at this.
>Kurumi shrugs exaggeratedly
>>3841553
She's not a valuable member, she's a sex offender!
>>3841558
I can give you one last opportunity. State your reasons, America! Let me hear them, all of them!
>>3841511
It would be a disgrace to my lord if I could not defeat you by normal means so.
>She enters a different battle stance, readying her staff to engage the man.
Let us begin.
>>3841558
Wait what? So what you're saying, my native country's a person. Does that make me his.... cell or something.
>>3841573
Noel tells me I've got a lot of energy! Too much, even!
>>3841574
She's a what?
>>3841516
I don't know what he's like here but it's pretty obvious he wants kids eventually, though as you could probably guess, we can't really have those unless we build them, and to do that we'd need permission for high up the chain.
I honestly don't see the appeal.
>>3841525
What's wrong with you asking a girl you just met about her breasts?! And of course I'm not nice like him, if I was I'd get walked all over by creeps like you!
>>3841547
Yes, but the lab boys are very good with managing space, so there was room left over for the extra things.
>>3841570
...
I don't know. I've thought about this before though.
It really is a question that I just... can't answer. I don't know what the answer is.
>>3841489
What the hell is wrong with you!?
>>3841538
I understand. It has been nice meeting you, Elly. Yo as well, Kurumi.
>>3841547
That sounds acceptable.
>>3841547
If I wanted to be a jerk about it I'd say you manage to make an art out of it.
>>3841556
Then again, I don't think we need much help in doing that....
>She laughs awkwardly
>>3841563
...Eye? What eye? Urgh, don't tell me you've been hallucinating that Sigma's here, too....
>>3841592
Not everyone does, I suppose. I'd never even considered that sort of thing until I laid eyes on Shanghai, myself.
>>3841578
Then let us begin once more!
*he takes out his revolver and shoots off two bullets: one aiming for her shoulder, and the other aiming for her stomach*
>>3841577
I don't want to be alone. It's really lonely having no one to talk to, and I fear I'll be forgotten.
I understand if you think these reasons aren't legitimate, but at least consider them, please.
>>3841579
I have no idea what you mean by cell, but yes, he's a person! I found a picture of him, actually...
>
>>3841601
>Tightens hug.
Not very many things!
>>3841583
A sex offender! She has tried raping me before!
>>3841592
Heh, you have seemed to forgotten something. I am not a creep, I am a worthless shut-in!
But you know, being mean isn't always good. People are more likely to hate you if you're mean to them! Take that advice from someone that knows that feeling.
>>3841605
>"You too, you too~."
Ah, leaving, Miss Ramlethal?
>>3841582
Well, it's more than just...that, but I suppose that could be a part of it.
>>3841608
Must be the carcinogen, from the debris that piled above me.
Who the hell is sigma?
>>3841612
Those were some strong words, America! I'll make sure to consider your application, but we got a girl moments ago to join our club! Even if I kinda forgot her name.
>>3841619
Perfect!
now rate them
>>3841612
>Bows.
Hail nippon.
>>3841610
>The maid, as she had done before, swiftly dodged to her right predicting the path of the bullets and placing her staff slightly sloped to deflect the attack.
Faster then arrows but easier to see where the projectile is headed.
>Smirking they make contact with her staff and reflect away, one slightly grazing her arm.
Aware of this attack I shan't make a mistake against it now.
>>3841627
Evil Eye Sigma, my finest creation, the ultimate, flying tank!
...It was destroyed some few years ago, and I've been struggling to find the material to rebuild it ever since.
>>3841634
all pretty gud
>>3841592
Oh, I see. So, what do you have? Like a stomach and stuff?
>>3841595
Well.. I think it must be pretty stressful having to pretend to be someone else, don't you? I'd much rather have people like me for who I am.
That's just me, though.
>>3841605
Great! Then why not make that part of your purpose? To run a pet daycare.
>>3841608
>She starts her usual sniffing and tearing up routine, biting her bottom lip.
I'm sorry I'm such a mess-up..
>Another sniff.
I'm sorry you've gotta put up with having such a dummy as a friend..
>>3841624
Then I'm already half way there!
>>3841608
That moment will never happen for me, so it's better not to talk about it.
>>3841619
I'm only mean to people who deserve it, you're the one making a terrible first impression.
>>3841653
Yeah, and stuff, but the stomachs more like a holding cell for food, my system stops there.
>>3841628
THAT'S NOT PERFECT!
>>3841634
Okay.
>>3841435
7/10 Clawdia's good, but try using the other two a little more
>>3841448
Godlike
>>3841454
Despite what other people say, I'm not as much of a fan of deboo as everyone else. I like Link tb.h
>>3841458
Manly/10
>>3841459
President/10
>>3841461
2/10 for not using Kaz or the Russian
>>3841474
6/10 the Breadman and the Shut-in are good, but you switch around too much
>>3841478
Marryme/10
>>3841488
?/10
>>3841489
I'llhugyoubutnotrightnow/10
>>3841662
Naoto?
>>3841643
Good grief, did the trend of teenage girl geniuses start with dragon ball or something?
Who the hell funds you? Your dad?
>>3841624
It is that time. Goodbye you two.
>>3841653
It is one of the better ideas I heard around. Once again, Makoto. Thank you for the party. And good night.
>>3841636
Indeed, indeed. He's a really great guy, when you get past his hikikomori ways... What if I told you he always existed even during the ancient times?
>
>>3841628
R-Really? Thank you so much! You won't regret it, I promise!
>>3841608
Yeah... haha...
...Well. What now?
>>3841653
Hmm... Never thought about it like that.
Would people really be accepting of the real me though? I'm not exactly happy to tell people about it...
>>3841642
*he moves slightly to the side and shoots off two more: one at her knee and the other at her arm*
I see Mr. Ainz hasn't taught you how to properly duel yet. Instead if talking, I suggest you end me before I end you.
>>3841662
Huh.. Where's it, um..
C-Come out?
>>3841675
Goodnight, Rammy!
>>3841677
>She shifts her hand forward and starts petting your hair with her fingertip, smiling.
Sure they would. You're a good person. The people that don't accept you, if any of them, are just jerks.
It shouldn't matter what size or gender you are. All that matters is the kind of person you are, don't you think?
>>3841671
Yes it is! You're an ex illegal whale hunter and she is a sex offender! This is the chance I was waiting for! We can show the world that Survival Games can change criminals!
>She starts to tear up.
Thank you, Subaru.
>>3841676
Of course! If your intentions are not malicious I would never dream to stop you from participating in our Survival Games, but listen up! The competition is hard, we have exactly 0 other candidates and all of them are really good.
>>3841671
>Note taken. I've been hustling too much with bread boy and baki, I'm working on the others. I'm having a lot of fun.
>>3841677
>She shrugs
Heck if I know. Say, you're always asking around for a bit of money for food and such, but...are there even fast food joitns around here?
>>3841674
>She shoots a glare at the last phrase
...First off, the hell's a Dragon Ball? Second, I used to be funded by an evil spirit called Mima, but as of now I'm solo.
>>3841662
I wouldn't say that like it's a done deal already, y'know.
>>3841653
Hey, it's really not that bad....
>>3841662
Well let me start over then!
I'm Natsuki Subaru, and I'm your brother's older brother!
>>3841653
Perhaps. It might be arrogant to speak with such certainly already, though....
>>3841675
But of course, Miss Ramlethal. Farewell.
>"Buh-bye, buh-bye~."
>Elly curtsies, and Kurumi bows, accentuating the gesture with her wings
>>3841454
Cancer
Cancer
DEEBO, LORD OF BRICKS
Literally who?
>>3841690
I think... I'll still need to keep it a secret.
Maybe there's some people I can tell, but there's some I'd rather not.
>>3841695
I've found places to buy food, so there must be. There's that one chicken place... and that burger place you told me about.
>>3841676
Why was I oblivious to this? Unprecedented....I DEMAND ANSWERS.
>>3841691
I'm not a criminal! That whale was trying to kill me, you know!
>>3841692
>That's always a good sign that you're having fun. The only reason I say focus on using some of them more is so you can get more relationships going with other people here, y'know?
>>3841687
But...
>She takes a step back and deflects the shot to her knee and leans to the side avoiding the second attack.
It can be quite useful in both distracting ones enemy and learning of attacks before they happen.
>Now the battle maid begins to dash forwards with her eyes trained on the man.
>>3841671
>Alright, I like all of your avas, though I never talk to soda unless something stupid happens.
>>3841672
Who...?
>>3841690
Oh, a plate in my body opens up for access to my insides... Though this is reaching embarrassing..
>>3841695
I would, I don't like kids like my brother does.
>>3841696
... I'm Kaiko, and my brother is the oldest brother any of us have in our family.
>>3841671
>alright, the retarded horse will get the next torch of play
Got 4 hours of sleep.
Feeling a bit shit 2bh
>>3841691
The competition, huh... They don't sound THAT hard. What am I up against, dude?
>>3841707
Well, there's one for every country, as you can see here:
>
How we are made, I don't have a clue. What I do know is that we date back to the Roman Empire, and if it has a government, it exists!
>>3841709
Maybe you shouldn't swim too close to whales? You were swimming so close to kill them, right?
>>3841703
Oh, right, that guy...honestly, I haven't been able to find him since. Wherever I go it's just undeveloped landscapes.
>>3841717
Things can change with time....
>>3841720
GO THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP BOLIN. YOU'RE A GROWING BOY WHO NEEDS HIS REST.
>>3841720
>don't be like me. Go get more sleep
>>3841695
>Her voice is so slurred from trying to hold back tears that it's practically a foreign language.
But I just want to be a good friend to you and I keep doing dumb things that annoy you like a big dummy and that's all I am is just a dummy and how are you supposed to be happy with such a doofus for a friend and I just wish I could be a better friend to you and I'm just a bad friend and and and..
>>3841697
No way! It's confidence!
I'm gonna make it to Gensokyo, and eat snacks in your garden! For sure!
>>3841703
I agree. Some people, like the people that pick on weak people, those are the ones you don't wanna tell.
But there are a lot of nice ones, too. Should we practice with one of my friends?
>>3841717
Sorry! I was curious!
I just wanted to know! I won't ask anymore!
>>3841714
*he fries one last shot at her*
Toying with a man while he's trying to have an honest duel isn't something Mr. Ainz would appreciate. The goal is to kill your enemy as fast as possible, not to stand around waiting for death.
>>3841725
Let me see.
>She pulls out a document and keeps reading.
Not too bad? You'll get lucky if you survive the first turn. You're up against nobody.
>>3841728
Well, the important thing is that they exist.
>>3841734
...That depends.
Which one?
>>3841671
That's pretty surprising, usually it's the other way around. Deebo is fun to play, but I'm not sure why people like him so much. It's literally "Shut up punk", get loud, rinse and repeat.
>>3841734
You are...far too focused on this.
>>3841738
Well, does anyone know besides me?
>>3841717
>Souda's a stupid thing, so don't worry about it
Oh, he hasn't talked about me? I'm feeling a little betrayed by his lack of caring for me...
>>3841718
>There's more than one retarded horse?
>>3841726
This thing was out in the middle of a forest, Mr. President lady! It ate people alive and erased them from existence!
>>3841737
>He strokes his nonexistent beard while eating a burger.
Hm... If it's that simple then I think I'll be able to do well! Say, who else is in this club, if you don't mind me asking?
>>3841745
Just you.
>>3841740
>Yeah, just like me. It's a special kind of suffering. Especially when you get use to only having 6 and figure "what harm could 2 less hours do. My advice is try and set your sleep by an hour and a half. So like 3 hours or 4 and a half. It helps a lot.
>>3841743
I don't have a lot else to be focused on! I, Makoto Nanaya, have a dream! I'm going to travel the world, eating snacks with my best friends!
That is my dream!
>>3841734
Believe it or not I've had bigger doofuses for friends....
>>3841738
Geez.
...Actually, there was one time I blasted that building that was just...there. This place is weird.
>>3841435
Never interacted with the other two, aside from Claudia.
>>3841448
First guy's cool, the rest.... never interacted.
>>3841454
No interactions.
>>3841459
Three different incarnations? That's pretty cool, I guess.
>>3841474
Need to work on Uriko, Akatsuki, Dante and the Panzer Cops more.
>>3841478
You're okay and dandy.
>>3841489
Kaito's a cool cat.
>>3841461
Where did Kaz go? You're cool.
Analysis complete. You all passed.
>>3841751
Alright. I know the best person to tell.
D'you see that guy over there with the big forehead?
>>3841755
>She seems to compose herself.
..Really? You don't hate me?
>>3841749
>I don't know, maybe?
>>3841735
To end you straight up would not allow me to see why Ainz-sama has offered you his praise.
>She takes the shot and quickly spins around leaving an indentation on her armor but nullifies any physical damage it would have done before darting the bladed point of her staff to his neck just barely touching him.
Besides a magic caster has to make due with what they can when unable to use their spells.
>>3841759
>steals the squirrel's dirty pantsu
