Another match for this night. Give me 24 this time. As always, I will raise it if necessary.
Limit filler and no duplicates. Start.
Elphelt
Pontiff Sulyvahn
Darth Vader
Klaus Von Reinherz
Charlotta
>>3840180
Elly and Kurumi
>>3840180
Lord Megatron
>but its 34 ud-s
Richard Stallman
>>3840180
Natsuki Subaru
Gravelord Nito
Makina Irisu
>>3840172
>She just sighs at th' dumdum.
I ain' a skank you friggin' fool. Jeez... I thought I made that obvious! You aren't seein' me loiterin' my tits 'round 'n stuff now are you?!
>>3840180
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3840180
Yuno
Maria and Harusame
Alfred Jones the American Hero
>>3840180
Emília
>>3840180
Otori Mio
Kuga the Masked One
Najimi Ajimu
Eggman-kun
Greatest adventure
>>3840180
Lumberjacken
>>3840129 (Unkindled)
Hollow? What're they like?
>>3840137 (Makoto)
Ah, yes, an oldie but a goodie! I really should replace a lot of what I drink with water.
Ever try coffee?
>>3840132 (Alfred)
Well it wasn't their birthday I don't think, and the party is still going on, but you'll have to take it up with the squirrel girl, Makoto.
>>3840159 (Ainz)
No silly, the other version of you. The lewd one, you met him before!
>>3840169 (Clawdia)
How about you hide, and I seek then?
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/sYss6RE.png "[ENTRYY].png")
Aizawa Ryou
BUBBLE WIZARD
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PmeKIWS.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
Houki Shinonono
>>3840180
Hamsuke
Captain Marvelous
>>3840180
Makoto
>>3840141
Really?
..Well, I mean..
>She rolls over onto her back.
I can't say no..
>>3840149
That sounds a lot like my life, actually. Since I'm a beastkin, a lot of people discriminated against me throughout school. I just wished I could be human.
Eventually I learned to love myself for who I am.
>>3840153
Then you should call her your creator. Mother is an endearing term, something you call.. Well, your mom. The person you love, that raised you.
I don't think someone like that deserves to be called "mother," do you?
That's just how I see it..
>>3840161
Ow! Hey!
What was that for?
>>3840163
Aw. Sorry if I faked you out, Rika.
I just figured you were so uncomfortable earlier, it'd be funny to mess with you a little bit.
I know you like boys, don't worry.
>She munches another chip.
>>3840169
But hurting people for your own gain isn't a good thing.
It's a very, very, bad thing.
>>3840174
Hmm.. I wish I had big wings.
D'you think you could cast a magic spell or something to give me angel wings?
No, wait, flying squirrel webbings!
>>3840177
>She tries to open up the screw on your head.
>>3840233
>>3840177
I'm pretty sure I haven't got myself one of...those. Eh. Then again, everyone thinks their own greatest fear is the purest, more terrifying.
>>3840227
>Every fucking time
>>3840209
Only if you permit such lewdness, dumdum...
NOW PLEASE LET ME SEE YOU NAKED!
>>3840183
Not a threat, but think of it as a formal statement.
>>3840239
The positioning of Ainz's head makes this image a little uncomfortable
>>3840242
....
>She lets out a slow sigh
Seriously, you are just weird when it comes to that.
>>3840231
Alright then, I'll go ask her!
>>3840242
Yo, Makoto! Brian says that there's a party for Rammy going on! Is that true?
>>3840192
Mooo
If I asked nicely can one of you give me a spot? Missing a game during these hours literally kills me on the inside.
>>3840231
I don't recall a second me. I am not even sure how that would work human. Are you sure you weren't intoxicated?
>>3840177
Indeed, mind telling me what that is on your forehead?
Uriko
>>3840104 (Clawdia)
>She covers her mouth in disgust.
Uh...
>>3840131 (Klaus)
>Uriko took a gander at the card, and looked right up at you.
Klaus Von Rei-...Rainnharz? Nice to meet you.
>>3840141 (Apple Guy)
I'm not eating it, dummy. I'm nipping it, there's a difference yah know.
>She smiles, and flicks your nose.
>>3840162 (Bucket Head)
I know! I'm just kidding.
>>3840268
Good.
>>3840242
>"I'm a vampire, not a wizard, silly~."
>outside
>have to shit
>>3840242
For not welcoming me. Hello Makoto.
>>3840184
My travel was diverted so i ended up here.
>>3840247
I would say a former Gladiator. I just asked because i saw more than one knight here already.
Tallahassee
>>3840182
What are you mister, you look big.
>>3840187
Well then, happy soon-to-be birthday I guess
>>3840231
Okay!
>she jumps away from the lumberman
>>3840242
So?
>>3840274
Please sir. I'll give you my self respect.
Ashen One
>>3840198
NO.
>>3840169
I'm so confused...
Why were you trying to kick ghosts. Why were you fighting ghosts to begin with!?
>>3840183
So you're telling me I could convince it NOT to incinerate me? There's a chance!
>>3840186
Uh....
Mystery Man
>>3840242
>It twists and opens.
...Pssst, not so assertive about it. I don't want to make a scene.
>>3840244
Well, mine is pretty nightmarish.
>>3840270
Huh?
>Tugs on hat.
What do you mean my forehead?
>>3840257
>the funny thing is that Hamsuke is a girl
>>3840256
Well, the only way you'll ever get to fuck this doll is through national negotiation.
Direct your requests here.
>>3840242
Well, we're kind of idols because we sing, so it's a little different, but there was a couple of years were we went to high school, the people in the lab said it would improve our people skills... It, wasn't a good time.
>>3840159
Then we're both ill informed, I'm not human.
>>3840163
I guess you got me there, the only one who would have had to get used to it would be Kaito and Meiko I believe..
>>3840268
Beg me for it.
>>3840272
>he flick leaves his nose bloody
Tch, must you hurt me whenever we talk? I don't feel like I deserve this kind of abuse.
>>3840245
Are you like serious dumdum? I ain' just goin' to give you my undies 'n stuff. That ain' somethin' I should be doin' out here 'n it's somethin' that's only for someone I love 'n stuff and you're more like a friend! Ya can see me in swimmin' gear or sportin' gear though, cause that's somethin' I usually need in these games.
>>3840294
And is useless the moment they acquire them yet everyone is amazed by it.
>>3840307
please sir, kind sir.
>>3840302
Looks good.
>>3840282
Thank you so much, dude! So, is there anything that happened to you lately?
>>3840302
Looks good, dude!
>>3840231
They're insane, demented beasts that could be anyone! Even you!
But not me though. Unkindled are for the most part immune to hollowing
>>3840278
You gotta do what you gotta do...
>>3840279
Hmm, did this knight have a red aura around him?
>>3840302
I don't know why I'm in her district, but it looks good to me!
>>3840308
I don't see the difference between the two. If you're in swimming gear then you might as well go all the way and go naked!
>>3840302
Third year Otori Mio, the President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
>>3840282
A cybertronian, but i might ask the same from you.
>>3840302
Let's see this round.
>>3840258
>flicks the back of your head
Hey. I did ask something.
>>3840322
More.
>>3840291
I could have swore I saw an indent in the hat.. I suppose it doesn't matter.
>>3840302
Well, my district looks acceptable.
>>3840302
An arena..
Hopefully this lowly fools can put up a fight.
>>3840286
Oh look an unkindled.
Did I gave you permission to approach me?
Yukine
Hold on. I see that there is twenty seven people. Give me some time.
>>3840307
>She rubs your head.
Are you that weak, Subaru-kun?
>>3840336
So when are you going to get more people into our club?
>>3840258
>She smirks and covers her mouth with one hand.
Could it be that you really wanted to give me a kiss, Rika?
>>3840259
It's ending right now! You just got here at the end of it!
>>3840276
That's a good point. I don't really know what vampires do where you come from, it seems like every world's vampires are pretty different. They all suck blood, though, odd enough.
>>3840279
You're still a jerk.
Go away.
>>3840282
So you shouldn't do it!
>>3840291
Right, sorry. So you, uh.. How do you charge these things? Do they have batteries?
>>3840306
Oh, did people make fun of you for being robots?
That stinks..
>>3840337
Hey I was missing you, thought you left me~
>>3840286
I don't know, they came after me
>she yawns
Oh well, it was nice meeting you sir knight.
>she falls on the ground and sleeps
>>3840328
Just felt a bit sad, but it's all good.
>she yawns
I don't know how you keep catching me when I'm sleepy... Goodnight.
>>3840339
I'm a Crabgirl, a sleepy one too, goodnight.
Kys
Just in case we need filler
>>3840348
DAD
>>3840341
i'm begging you, but not for me anymore. Please give your spot to my other friend yukine. He deserves it more than me.
>>3840344
>>3840270
I'm fairly certain. Do...do you not like the name Papa Bones?
>>3840333
I think I'm pretty not hollow. How would I know?
>>3840282
>Starts counting loudly, planning on continuing for a very long time
>>3840342
Nope. Must've just been a fold in the hat.
>>3840354
There's a wire in the neck, but I'd have to come out and get it myself.
...
Or I can just stay in here. With the lights off. Alone.
>>3840352
Patience, Subaru. We have to wait to encounter more people who share our love for Survival Games first! That's not something that happens from one day to another!
>>3840354
Why no... I'm too tired for this, goodnight.
>>3840369
Yeah I'm gonna hide...
>she sleeps on the spot
>>3840247
>>3840286
Not...exactly. No curses, just my own folly.
>>3840291
Hm. Here's one for ya. Let's say, theoretically, you don't exist. You never have. Technically. Reality itself just threw how things were out the equation and started from almost scratch, but you fell back in. You have...all those memories, all those experiences...but they never happened. Your parents? They didn't give birth to you. Your sister? Never existed in the first place, either. Oh, and here's the kicker. Your friend, your one, and ONLY friend, is still around. She looks the same aside from her taste in fashion and acts just like how you remember...but she has no clue who you are. All those good moments with them...never happened.
>There's a bit of a choke to her voice
That do anything for you?
>>3840306
Whereas all I had was my older sister...and I don't make friends so easy anyways. Name's Rika, by the way, tank engineer.
>>3840339
When? Seemed like you just ignored me.
>>3840354
NO!
>>3840302
It's lookin' just fine! I'll be preparin' for what's 'bout to come. I don't get why I'm botherin' with this dumdum though... It's a lil' bit confusin'!
>>3840335
I ain' just some skank who's goin' to haver her milk jugs hangin' out 'n stuff! That's somethin' for Amane, she'd even let you manhandle her lovehandles 'n stuff! The best you're gonna get is my swimmin' gear.
>>3840367
Dumdum! See what th' lady just said.
>>3840348
She's goin' ta get more of us in there so you're goin' to be fine! Stop worryin'!
>>3840317
>Compared to the Nazaricks. But I am sure she might have been able to kill clementine
>>3840350
Me? Weak? Ha! Asking stupid questions like that will get you killed one day, Uri-tan.
The answer to that is yes, by the way...
>>3840367
I don't like Yukine, but because I like you I talked to Rambo and she's going to add in more people!
>>3840348
Fine, be quick about it.
My blades hungry for blood.
I will need two more.
>>3840348
>take my filler too if needed
Kazuraba Kouta
>>3840354
NGAHHHHH! Why is it that I always miss out on certain things?! I swear, the interesting things always happen while I'm asleep!
...So, what did you guys do?
>>3840357
Timezones. G'night, dude!
>>3840286
I bet you can even slay it.
>>3840231
Coffee?
Well, Noel said that I shouldn't have coffee. Something about it making me too hyper.
>>3840389
Rika
>>3840382
Oh thank heavens, it runs out of energy.
>>3840389
Fish
>>3840333
I didn't seen that one.
>Wolf Knight armor ftw
>>3840357
Later.
>>3840354
>stares
>>3840384
You asked "what's with me" i didn't understand so i said "nothing, why?".
>>3840354
Well, I think that's what makes a vampire a vampire, miss.
>"It depends on the person, of course~."
>>3840386
They do likely have more speed then her and animal instincts would also give them an edge
>>3840389
Kaiko
>Fuck.
>>3840387
You're literally the best person here. I've never seen anyone get Ram to do shit like that. Are you banging her or something?
>>3840385
He still deserves it more than me.
>>3840343
M-My apologies, Mister Pontiff sir...
Would you be so kind and let me pass your cathedral without conflict? I-I promise you won't even notice me!
>>3840357
I...just like that?
>delicately kicks the girl
C'mon don't fall asleep on me! Please...?
Damn.
>>3840369
Well, are you undead? Have you died more than once? Do you look like a shriveled prune? If you answered yes to any of these, you just might be a hollow.
>>3840384
Hmm, it has no relation with this 'science' , does it?
>>3840387
oh...
We are ready to begin.
>>3840397
Heh. That's kind of why I asked. You should try it sometime, I bet it'd be fun.
>>3840426
No, I'm alive. Is that not normal?
>>3840380
I suppose I shall forget about it.
>>3840369
It seems rather disrespectful from a human. But since I have no control over the weak here I suppose you can call me anything.
>>3840433
If you could please swap
>>3840237
>>3840423
>>3840381
Well I've taken the liberty of reading up on your schools rules, and it says if we can't find five people to join, then the club will be forced to disband.
>>3840385
First off, you don't have milk jugs. You're more like a washboard if anything.
Second, I've already met her, and she handcuffed me for being a pervert.
Third, I'm thinking it's baby makin' time.
>>3840433
Third year Otori Mio, the President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action! Still!
>>3840387
Master Long, would say otherwise though. I can fair well on my own actually.
>>3840426
On the contrary. A mixture of divine power and my masterpiece tank self-destructing.
>>3840410
Oh, I didn't even hear you answer...you kinda shambled in to here, literally. Not something that healthy people to, typically.
>>3840433
>>3840399
>>3840423
Guess I was too quick on the draw, swap me out.
>>3840438
I didn't mean it like that! It's like a fatherly title, you know? Sons have great respect for their fathers, generally speaking.
>>3840445
We're not in a school, Subaru.
There is a battle to be won. Duel One. Start fighting.
>>3840443
She will appear in the next slide.
>>3840425
Of course not!
I gave her permission to kill me, and so this gives the unlimited access to boss her around! It's really simple stuff Rick. You should try it one day.
>>3840430
Oh is right, my man. Try again later.
>>3840351
>>3840426
You will just stain my cathedral with your presence.
You unkindle are better off in Aldrich stomach.
>>3840433
Let the duel of fate commence!
>>3840454
I just woke up, and well i have problems with my Energon supply.
I see you managed to get in.
>>3840463
What in the pits of Kaon is that?
>>3840380
I'll carry her to an outlet, and you can hide in my shirt so no one sees you, okay?
>>3840382
Night. Try not to kill anyone.
>>3840384
I see, I see, Rika. You don't need to be embarrassed about it.
Maybe you do like girls after all, huh?
>>3840393
Not much. We watched a movie, and had some cake.
The Sixth Sense.
>>3840410
>Stares back
>>3840412
You think? I guess that is the one characteristic.. How about turning into bats? Most vampires have something to do with bats.
>>3840434
Well, I-I don't know about that. I'd rather just respect Noel's wishes, honestly.
>>3840396
>the knights starts beaming after they heard the sentence
You think so? Any idea when it might show up again?
>>3840410
Alright! Phew, that's a close one. Then who was this other knight you speak of?
>wolf knight
>i'm laughing at ye in my superior havel's set ;-;
>>3840473
Soon. First I have to stop being lazy and actually screencap the movie.
>>3840463
Stay away from my pet hamster!
>>3840463
!!!
>>3840463
It's time to bring glory to the Suvival Game Club with all my might!
>>3840425
Don'tcha worry! Both of you will be in there. If I had any other slots for myself I'd be givin' them away but I ain' got any like that so I can't helpya out there.
>>3840445
I know I ain' got milk jugs 'n I'm keepin' it that way! I'm more than happy with just havin' cup A. Second, yeah... that sounds like Amane-san, she's a lil'bit of a pervert 'n enjoys bein' manhandled... she's often in heat. Third, what did you just say Subadum...?
>>3840463
Thanks for givin' me a ride! That'll fasten up th' stuff that happens 'round here.
>>3840384
I'll be honest, I'm having a really hard time processing all of that, but it sounds really important to you.
>>3840433
Let's rock and roll.
>>3840438
Speaking of forgetting about things...
When's that Entoma? Entoma? Entoma.
When's Entoma coming back?
>>3840463
...
>>3840486
D-do you have a less...
...
Y'know?
>>3840416
>not to mention the tail. Shame the chances of seeing more overlord fags here is slime
>>3840463
You have been defeated human! That you have!
>>3840463
Let us see this lovely new arena
>>3840354
We have a brother who's really timid his name is Nigaito, he got it really bad, something happened and that's why we don't go anymore.
>She hands her a photo.
This is him..
>>3840384
Well, that probably just means the friends you do have mean a lot to you, it's... Nice to meet you Rika, I'm Kaiko, but that idiot probably already told you about me.
>>3840443
>>3840454
Thank you two, I'm sorry for the trouble, I didn't know it was going to be bumped ..
>Kaiko
>>3840472
Why not?
>>3840507
I don't have any pockets, sorry.
D'you want to blow your cover?
We gotta hide you!
>>3840521
H-Huh? Something happened?
What.. What happened?
>>3840489
There's a girl that has the same color scheme on her hair as me, if you find her, he's most likely with her.
>>3840463
Ahahahaha, this is great!
>>3840486
But she's not he-uh, head...mistress? Never mind! Let's talk about something else!
>>3840448
Master Long didn't tell you that there will always be someone out there that's stronger than you, did he? He's a bad teacher if you ask me.
>>3840462
And? That doesn't mean I can't read your school rules. I did so because I'm the one that'll become the president one day, so I need to know this kind of stuff.
>>3840463
That's something you should play with, not me.
>>3840499
That's...not normal. You might want to take her to the vet if she's in heat.
You need to clear your eardrums out. I said it's baby makin time!
>>3840463
I understand you have not been in action for a while but you could do better, El.
>>3840507
In about 5 days
....You alright there human..?
>>3840460
I have no heir. Despite all Shalltear and Albedo's begging.
>>3840486
The Sixth Sense? Strange idea for a party movie, but I can find two or three reasons why you'd pick that.
...Is there any cake left?
>>3840486
More just annoyed at your casual attitude.
>>3840484
Yep, to my surprise.
>>3840507
...Yeah. Sorta....
>Her voice has taken a softer, duller tone.
Sorry about that rant.
>>3840521
Er, name's sorta vaguely familiar. And...I guess so.
>>3840242
I could just call her by her name then.
>>3840247
I will show you the speed of a master.
>>3840174
Ugh. Another topic.
>>3840149
Fair enough.
>>3840489
>havel is too heavy for my style.
I saw a blue knight, another with yellow cape, and another black one, and you.
Who is this knight, you speak of?
>>3840486
>flicks your forehead.
How did your "party" go hm?
>>3840544
Did you hire that little thing?
>>3840526
Because you've done me wrong before. You've never done me right, actually.
>>3840544
See, this is how you create babies, dumdum.
>>3840533
I-I see...
I'll just have to endure it. Let's get this over with.
>>3840545
Did I get the name right? That's what I was forgetting. What does she look like again?
>>3840552
...Wait, was that the thing you wanted to tell me?
>>3840544
Defeated so soon...Master will not be pleased...
>>3840544
This could be of great use!
*Tears the map in half*
But it's rubbish now.
>>3840508
It may seem that way but I have still yet to properly join. And yes the tail is a superior thrust weapon to hers.
>>3840567
Who let Gundam's hamster out of it's cage?
>>3840543
Subaru! Those words made me so happy that I could break your spine with a hug now! I know that you'll be able to take care the not existing other club members if one day I'm forced to leave!
>>3840544
That was a close call. Too close. I should consider bringing less equipment with me the next time.
>>3840544
HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF RAMLETHAL? THEY'RE SO COOL!
>>3840545
What does that have to do with the respect of a title?
>>3840544
*Wheeze* I'm not *wheeze* in great *wheeze* shape!
>>3840486
>"That's just a myth~. Usually. It's more for the ones who actually focus on developing spellcraft, I think."
>>3840544
>"What can he do with it, what can he do with it!?"
Calm down....
>>3840555
I'm afraid that's simply how it is.
>>3840575
That's Gundam's mother
>>3840544
The worst thing about this is that many of you end up killing it.
>>3840533
I don't know the details too well, I think Kaito was involved if you're still interested when he comes back from recording...
>>3840544
>She giggles slightly.
I'm not afraid of this stuff like my brother is!
>>3840552
Yeah, they're all very uncreative... everyone that's a derivative of my brother ends in a aito or aiko.
>>3840576
That's the thing though. We don't HAVE any members, and if this continues, we won't have a club, forever killing off our chance of survival.
I have done it. I have become one with the memes.
I can feel them coursing through my veins.
>>3840433
Oh my. How kind of you to bump this game.
I promise I won't as pathetic as I was earlier!
I WILL be agile!
>>3840434
...Yes, actually. Not many living folks around here. Or so I thought..
Apparently everyone here is alive! Its kinda weird...
>>3840463
He was a brave one, he was.
>whispers to one of the girls
Remind me, who was he?
>>3840482
Must we fight. Come on! We all want to relight the first flame, don't we?
>the knight spouts nervous laughter
>>3840535
Sounds poetic. And cute.
I'll look out for any redheads. Thank you.
Mark my words, a dragon falls today!..or tomorrow.
>>3840544
Wow! that was easy!
>the knight screams "HEY" over Elphelt's corpse
>>3840556
>invest in VIT m8
Uh...I don't know any of those knights
The one I spoke of? Nobody important! Haha! Don't worry about it!
>>3840580
>the lich rubs his skull
Do as you desire human.
>>3840565
Yes, you have her name correct. She is short, usually smiling with antennas.
>>3840571
Good to see you still popping in Narberal.
>>3840592
Scrap.
>>3840592
That was really anticlimactic, but it won't break my spirit towards this Survival Game!
>>3840592
I guess I'll never win when you host, Rambo...
>>3840562
Wait... what did I do?
>>3840592
... Hmpf, this is a cowards way of winning..
>>3840592
Great work, team! Wait a minute....What's that noise?
>>3840565
...Huh? What about?
>>3840594
>She laughs
My older sister's name is Rikako, I know how that feels.
>>3840592
IT WAS A RUSE--
>>3840606
I wish I could appear more often for our lord but sadly time constraints all my actions Ainz-sama.
>>3840575
Gundam? I am The former Wise King of the Forest! Loyal only to Lord Ainz!
>>3840619
You've wronged me big time, Yukine. I'm still waiting for an apology.
>>3840543
......NO!!! He's a good master dummy, I wouldn't be here right now if it wasn't for him.
>>3840543
Nuh-uh! She just needs to get laid 'n she'll be more than just fine! My eardrums are also perfectly fine... I'm just not really gettin' how you wanna end up makin' babies when it's 1.7 inch 'n all...
>>3840562
>>3840592
Never show me any of that ever again... it kinda distracted me 'n now I just got cu-
>ends up gettin' cut in two by a chainsaw.
>>3840592
DAD is being too generous.
>>3840599
Allright then.
>my vit is no prob, i just don't like it.
>>3840552
and we both out. Scrap.
>>3840592
Careful, Kurumi, your wings!
>"It's okay, it's okay!"
>>3840595
Don't worry, trust my skills as the perfect, and most beautiful Survival Game Club President ever. I'll get us new members in no time!
Also if it comes to worst we can just act like reasonable adults and solve our problems using money.
>>3840592
W-what..?!
How.. could I lose so shamefully?!
>>3840599
The flames are dead foolish unkindle. Only dark will remain, but even then darkness will be drowned in the coming age of the deep
>>3840592
WA-
>
>>3840599
We do die quite often for a bunch of living folks, I'll say that much.
>>3840606
Papa Bones~
>He suddenly hugs your femur
>>3840606
>>3840630
Sorry for the intrusion, Mr Ainz, but is this the girl you have told me about before? If so, I think I am ready to duel her. She looks like she might make for a challenging opponent, but fear will not get the best of me now.
>>3840541
>She tilts her head in confusion, but smiles and nods.
Yeah! Like, uh.. What's your favorite kind of nut?
>>3840547
>She points towards a giant, half-eaten wedding cake.
>>3840552
You're mad at me being casual? I.. I don't really get it. I thought you'd be upset at me pranking you, if anything. What'd I do?
>>3840555
I think that would be a better idea. I don't want to tell you what to do, but.. It can't be healthy for your mind to keep calling someone like that "mother."
>>3840556
It went fine!
>>3840565
Good. There's an outlet right over there, it'll only be a few seconds.
>She picks you up and drops you into the collar of her shirt, before picking up the body and carrying it over out of sight of everyone else. She sets it down near a power outlet and digs you out from her top.
There, done already.
That wasn't bad, right?
>>3840581
Oh, alright, I see.
So you're not really a spellcraft sort of vampire?
>>3840594
I'll ask him. Thanks for telling me, I'm interested now.
>>3840648
>Nods respectfully towards you, and walks away.
>>3840581
Kurumi. Why do I not see you often? Compared to Elly?
>>3840667
It will be tough to call her anything other than Mother. But I will begin to call her Ariels.
>>3840630
That is fine Narberal. I understand your missions are more demanding than most the other maids.
>>3840662
NOT THAT FA-
>A green light surrounds the lich
..Let go.
>>3840663
No, this is Narberal. One of my brighter maids.
>>3840676
I think that's a step in the right direction.
I'm really proud of you, Rammy.
>>3840606
Okay, good. I didn't butcher it.
What sort of antenna are we talking?
>>3840625
The secret for secret thing. Is that what yours wise?
>>3840667
That was quick...
Well, set me down on the outer unit's shoulder and I can do the rest.
Just keep me hidden by any means necessary. Don't listen to anything I say, alright?
My secret is more important than me regretting this decision.
>>3840667
Holy shit-- can I have it? I'll pay you as much as you want!
>He has stars in his eyes, like a child who finally got what they wanted for Christmas.
>>3840648
The feast is highlighted with a game of catch and a fight among monsters.
>>3840625
>She lets go of a smile and laughs along.
Imagine that but a ton more, oh we also have a last name that fans gave us for some reason..
>>3840667
I'd tell you if I knew but, if he tells you tell me, for some reason he doesn't want to, which is a little strange...
>>3840645
He seems to have told you wrong information, to which I have to say he must be lacking in the morals department.
>>3840646
So, how about those babies, dumdum? They should be on their way sooner than later.
>>3840654
That's not reasonable, but I'm all for pushing my responsibilities aside!
The thing is though, I think you're a little too harsh with new recruits. I think you might have to give some of these guys a try, you know?
>>3840649
You don't happen to know the names of the knights, do you?
>he doesn't like being a walking tank
>pffffft
>>3840656
...N-Not true! As long as I'M around the flame lives!
>>3840662
Sooooo you ARE undead? Alright then...Don't know why you didn't just say that to begin with.
>>3840688
My lord I am not worthy of such kindness from you... But if I may ask, why does this trash speak with you as an equal?
>>3840663
>>3840667
Hmm. Either Cashews or pistachios! Oh, and I has chestnuts a few months ago as well, I know you like those a lot. They're pretty good as well, even if roasting them is a bit of a pain.
>>3840688
Y-yes Papa Bones
>He lingers for a second or two before sulkily releasing you
>>3840712
No, no, I'm alive, just this place is some crazy voodoo shit or something.
>>3840649
Yep. Oh well....
>>3840667
That's a bit more "familiar" than "casual".
>>3840692
...Well. I don't hide the whole "technically doesn't exist" thing, but...I don't say how much it bothers me.
>She clears her throat, looking away.
>>3840703
...I might not say my last name often, but at least I don't have other people...that's just weird.
>>3840710
Well I don't know Subadum. You should be callin' Amane-san or make some effort if ya wanna get babies! You should probably do somethin' 'bout the size or ya won't even get halfway there.
>Wakes up from death, cracking some bones while posing.
Man... I should really, really, control my self next time.
>>3840710
The only guy who wanted to join the club up just because he had no intentions to be left out. You expect me to let in anyone just like that? After the hellish test you had to go through?
>>3840688
My apologies, Ainz. I did not mean to mistake one of your slaves as a worthy competitor. I hope you can see it within you to forgive me.
>>3840727
I am not an equal to anybody here. I am on my own level of existence, a level you will never see if you plan on serving others for the rest of your life.
>>3840644
But I need to know what I'm apologizing for
>>3840702
The only attack ended up being a failure.
>>3840749
Howdy, dude! What's your name?
>>3840667
>nods
Allright then.
>>3840712
No, i don't need their names anyway.
>My tank outfit is the Mourne armor.
>>3840749
>stares
>>3840738
Next round.
>>3840692
>She does as you asked, setting you down on your robot's shoulder and nodding, overdramatically using her body to cover your presence.
Alright, hurry, I'll cover you.
>>3840697
Yep! Go ahead and take it! I already bagged cake for everyone that wanted any.
>>3840703
Maybe it was something bad.. Alright, I'll see if I can find out.
Sorry for whatever it was, in advance.
>>3840733
I just eat 'em raw!
Roasting them is too much of a pain, so that's why I don't.
>>3840738
But.. We are familiar with each other, right?
What'd I do wrong? I was just playing a joke with you.
>>3840712
Unless you are to embed yourself with the profound flame, fire always dies out. It would be against nature's laws to keep something that was supposed to die eons ago alive
>>3840710
>She bitch slaps you, and walks away.
>>3840766
And on your left, kids, you'll see the most terrifying fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.
No, Giorno, we shouldn't pet it.
>>3840738
...Is that a yes, then? Do I owe you now?
>>3840770
Just... don't make it too much of a show.
>He begins uncoiling a wire from the back of the outer unit and scales down to the floor.
>>3840676
>"I just like to watch, typically~."
>>3840667
>"Nope! More...sound, really."
>>3840702
Spell Card! Guardian's Sign: Perfect Defense!
>"Spell Card! Sonic Sign: Scarlet Phoneme~!"
say hi to ERP for me>>3840092
>>3840741
I can't do anything about this size. It's already as big as it can get, and 27in is pretty dang big. It might even break you in half if I stick it in.
>>3840750
None of what you did was hellish. I asked you to kill me, and you didn't even do that. Getting shot with one of those things is nothing compared to what I've had to go through.
>>3840733
Riiiight. Do you wake up at some bonfire after you die? Where is it?
>>3840749
A-Another skeleton!?
Am I stuck in a dungeon!?
>>3840766
!? Huh.
>>3840770
Thanks, dude!
>He leaps into the cake, devouring as much as he can. Which means he's going to eat the entire cake.
>You could have prevented this.
>>3840766
The first match was paced so nicely.
>>3840692
Like that of an insect.
>>3840733
Much better. Perhaps start with something more formal, Like a bow.
>>3840757
Narberal is more capable a fighter than most you can imagine Ringo.
>>3840727
He is a brave human Narberal. He almost reminds me of Gazef, only with more tunnel vision. Though people here seem to be limited by magic of sorts. So it is best if we proceed with caution.
>>3840764
For being mean to me and everyone here.
>>3840774
Backhanding someone isn't something a fighter would do!!
>tfw balls are full
>>3840757
It is an honor to serve the Supreme Beings and nothing is greater then their power.
>>3840789
I suppose there can be no ill effect for doing so.
>>3840791
You had the courage to take on a beautiful, professional Survival Game player with no fear in your eyes!
>>3840806
I can't help that you're all wierdos
>>3840783
Eh...if you feel you do. That was more just my mouth running ahead of my mind.
>>3840770
That's just...much.
>>3840769
Maybe.
>>3840770
The whole squirrel thing probably helps with that. Ever had them roasted though? Sweet and tender, very unique experience.
>>3840794
Nope! Pretty much just keep right on keepin on.
>>3840805
And then hugs after the bow?
>>3840750
What kinda test are ya talkin' 'bout? I'm pretty good at tests 'n stuff! They used to call me a genius so I'm sure I could perform just fine on whatever test you might provide lil' lady.
>>3840791
Well considerin' I know th' real size, you're welcome to try 'n break me in half but I'm sure it won't even get through half of it! Not even a midget could end up gettin' satisfied outa that.
>>3840691
I am just doing what you requested.
>>3840787
Really. You seem more hands on than Elly.
>>3840768
Name..... Like real name or uh... hero name.
>>3840769
GAH!? WHAT THE FUCK.... I mean hello.
>>3840794
Another looney drugged up hobo, I mean... HELLO CITIZEN!
>>3840738
It's a little insulting to be honest... We're not pets you don't have the right to name us.
>>3840770
Would you mind telling me about your childhood? We don't really get to have those..
>>3840823
DENIED! You just want to pass a test but you don't even care what the test is about!
>>3840805
If that is the case, then why is she nothing more than a maid to you?
>>3840813
That may be true for Mr. Ainz, but when will you ever prove your worth?
See you guys in 11 hours
>>3840827
>"They're no fair, they're no fair."
>>3840847
>smooch
>>3840803
Stop following the man.
Someone please just kill me
>>3840833
Either is fine, dude! My name's Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America!
>>3840836
I'm not looking to join, but at least let her have a go, dude.
>>3840847
See ya later, dude!
>>3840783
Right! Got it!
>She uses her hand as a visor, making sure to keep an eye out for people.
Nobody'll see you on my watch!
>>3840787
Oh yeah, Elly told me you like to fight with sound. How's that work?
>>3840801
O-Oh. There're plates and forks, if you want any of those..
>>3840817
I do those kinds of things with Noel all the time, though.
Isn't that just normal friend stuff?
>>3840819
I have! They're good, but.. It's kinda like crab legs. They're too much work to eat, but they're really good.
Just.. Too much effort.
>>3840827
Exactly, and I'm super proud of you for being able to do something like that. This is a big step towards your independence, Ram.
>>3840834
Oh, um.. You really don't want to hear about that.
>>3840815
Oh, trust me, there's fear in my eyes...
>>3840816
Just apologize and I'll love you again.
>>3840823
>he tries breaking you in half by getting you into an octopus hold
>sexually
>>3840847
>Tucks in
Sleep tight
>>3840805
Gazeff... The supposed strongest warrior of the kingdom with access to many martial arts as well as loyalty to the death, certainly an insect worth noting.
>>3840840
When my lord Ainz Ooal Gown commands me to.
>>3840805
Gotcha gotcha.
Insect.
>>3840817
So that wasn't the secret you'll trade for mine?
Ugh... I still feel pretty down for making that deal.
>>3840861
>Holds the plug high above his head, jumping to try and reach the outlet.
>>3840833
>
Greetings.
>>3840865
Drills!
>Betty ava when?
>>3840861
Exactly! I'd eat them more often if it weren't such a pain. Probably be good for me too.
>>3840856
Look I'm not strong enough for that, so if you can just impale yourself on those spikes I'm pointing to, it would be nice.
>>3840749
>Fucking Skullomania. Nice
Another undead. Those graves wardens are slacking!
>>3840856
*Kills you with the power of my STANDO!*
>>3840769
Hmm. Very well. I guess I'm blind then. These knights could be anywhere,,,
>>3840772
But the fire must be relit! It is the duty of the Lords of Cinder! It is Aldritch's duty!
>>3840819
Uh huh. Do you think this'll apply to an unkindled like me? Our deaths are extremely different mind you
(Note to self, locals might be madder than they appear to be. Could be dangerous. Must be weary near 'em)
>>3840833
AHHH! It talks!? Back you fiend!
>the knight points their sword at the skeleton
>>3840847
See you later, friend!
>>3840859
I'll let anyone have a chance if they share our passion for Survival Games or at least they want to be there for some reason! She just wants to waste my test papers, and I only got like 10 of those printed!
>>3840865
You had no fear to pull the trigger and fire at me with a BB gun, so obviously you have no fear in your heart. The fear of using fake guns at least isn't present there.
>>3840867
I'm not sleeping
I just work long shifts
>>3840854
The duos are allying with each other. DAD has enough of the peace.
>>3840874
>After a while, she turns back around, putting her hand underneath you for you to fall on, and lifting you up like a platform.
Here.
>>3840887
All I ever really eat are nuts and berries, and look where I am now. Alive, at least.
>>3840868
As I have thought. You are not worth my time if that is your mentality. As it is now, I would kill you if we dueled.
>>3840893
Wary* near them, I can hear you whispering.
>>3840847
>Hugs
You have a good on
>>3840819
No, if you desire something like that. You would have to work your way up and prove your worth. Even then I doubt it.
>>3840840
That is what she was made to be. However, she is one of our elite battle mages.
>>3840868
Even beings of little strength can be worth watching.
>switching between fapping and lurking thread
>switch back to this thread tab
>wiggin's face plastered on the screen
Instant boner kill. Stop it.
>>3840898
You see how daddy iced that fucker, kids?
Yep. That's what happens.
>>3840836
Jeez... I was askin' what kinda test it was ya dumdum. I ain' goin' to make one if it ain' interesting!
>>3840865
>Makina ends up in Subadum's octopus hold.
>She ends up yawnin' as it does nothin'.
So when is somethin' actually goin' to happen? I haven't been in th' circus before but I guess the next step is to do some acrobatics ain' it?
>>3840861
>"It's not entirely sound, it's more invoking a sort of attack...with a sound? I can't describe it, I can't describe it!"
>>3840861
Was it bad...? Sorry, but when you never really have one it's kind of... What's the word, romanticized..?
>>3840877
>There was one that showed up for a night if I remember right...
>>3840861
Hm? Oh, thank you!
>He wipes his face with a napkin, before taking a plate and a fork and eating the cake. All of it. In small increments, of course.
>>3840895
Photocopiers exist, you know. If you want me to print more, then I can, dude.
