Ah its just a joke that happens to be true. Don't sweat it kiddo.
I'm not a man who breaks so easily sir, but by the looks of it the same could be said about you.
Nothing will break our friendship. Not even these trials.
Listen handicap girl, I will bring home the food from now on, okay? Don't you worry one bit about me. I'm a tough cookie to crack.
We call this 'irony', ladies and gentlemen.
That is because you're the least to be remembered free. That is all I can say. But then again, you're more than a pawn of fate as I recalled.
Pawn who denied fate I suppose if I remembered.
>steps on her face
Do you think you can joke with me? And not only that, the joke is not even laughable? Do you really want to die that much Eruka?
Pawn of fate. I suppose you can be better of use by polishing the spear. I expect you to be... working.
Hm? No one you say. Well then tell me. Why are you in this plane of existence?
If you are slipped or forgotten through the cracks, You should be gone. disappear. Cease to exist in this very world.
I think your processors are failing you.
>Brings out a huge light halberd
Yeah, yeah sure thing Subadum. I can understand it's weird when you've never touched a girl 'n all but it was just to keep you tryin' to kill me. I know ya didn't bust one but ya did end up gettin' a stiff one 'n stuff so just don't mention it 'n I won't be mentionin' th' 1.7 awwright?
In my defense, everything was going pretty well for a while. But that's what happens when you fall before the finish line Berns.
If I were him, I'd be mourning the loss of the most amazing person in his kingdom.
Oh shit. What's up dude, how's life going for you?
Well, it's a simple question! C'mon, we're at a slumber party, this is the time for risque situations and questions!
>It's overwhelmingly clear at this point that she probably has no idea what risque means, and is just using the word.
People are died in the movie, if that's what you're asking.
I told you, this is some kind of breathing assisting thing, or something. Did it help you to breathe better?
>She continues to blow into the whistle, but nothing really happens other than a loud, annoying noise.
>She lets you hug the tail, smiling.
Hey, you said you sleep in those clothes, right? That can't be very comfortable.. Do you want me to send you home with some pajamas?
No, it's special because it IS your demeanor, y'know? Because you're so casual about it!
That's one of the things I like about you!
Weird isn't always a bad thing, Aizawa. Plus, I didn't really mean to say weird, that was kinda mean of me to say.
That's fine if you like other species, I won't judge you.
>She pets your outer body's head.
You don't need to apologize!
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Just a day or two, huh? Well, I hope to see you both around here a lot! You're both great!
Eughh, fine, you can stay.
Just don't get mad at me if you see a girl with her.. Her shirt.. Off.. On accident.
>She clenches her teeth together.
Pick your answer carefully..
Yeah, that's a good point. Hey, you should really come around here more often! You seem pretty cool! I can't believe we haven't met yet.
>She unwraps and bites into an ice cream sandwich.
You're Kaito's sister?
Why do I find this so funny. Because it's gotta be said, I find this pretty fantastic.
She was a p-
Oh, I see your joke. Cute.
I told you the hamster is weak Nothing to worry about Aizawa
I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING TO GO THROUGH THIS BATTLEMENT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND PAWN OF FATES!
That's what happen if you doubt yourself. Free.
Definitely necessary. Pathetic witches like you don't deserve to live. You are no more than a pawn of fate once again Eruka.
That means someone and people still believe in your existence. Pathetic pawn of fates thinking that they don't exist in this world. Heh. What a joke.
Sunset is indeed very cute.
She's also mine, so hands to yourself.
Oh grow up, being nice ain't getting anyone any where.
Your turn.... Oops, I sliced it in half.
If I'm honest.... I didn't think it was possible in the time that we've managed.
>her cheeks flush lightly
I... didn't mean to do that.
In any case, how do you have pajamas? I thought you just wore... that.
>you misread but I'll go with it.
There's some newer shows I should show you sometime, too...
Hey, have you met me? I am me. There is plenty to doubt. But doesn't matter.
I've gotta say, I really like this season code.
No kidding. I would never expect an adorable little girl like yourself to be a warrior!
>the knight pats her head
So! Where are you caretakers? Surely they're not far from here?
Melting pot of realities? I uh did I make a wrong turn? We are in Lothric are we not...?
Come ooon! Don't be like that! At least try to be happy.
ITS NOT THE SAME. LORDS, THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!
>the knight tilts their head in confusion
But how do I "get good"?! Why does everyone have to be so vague?
Squirrel girl? I'm sorry, but what is that?
Its GREAT! I can now relax without being crushed, backstabbed, or burned by some terrible phantom!
Of course! I'm one of the proudest and hopefully one of the best knights in Lothric!
Hmm, you alright, mister?
Maybe we could change your opinion over a nice cup of tea?
Uhh.... Did I die or did the barbarian? I'm pretty sure I'm not a woman, was the barbarian? Uthgerd?
That' wouldn't be the first thing out of my mouth if someone tried knocking a sword out of my hands...but life has been good!
17 INCHES! IT'S 17 INCHES, YOU ASSHAT!
My manhood is more than you or anyone here could ever withstand!
It felt weird, and I kept drooling. I'd rather not have that thing in my mouth again.
.....Do I look alright to you?
What's with the get up, didn't know the renaissance fair was around.
To be said, it's rare to meet warriors as hopeful as you sound, it's a pleasant surprise.
Y-You're going to finish me off in a different kind of way, r-right Maria-tan?
Yeah, I pretty much deserved that for a lot of reasons.
Hey I was th' one who felt that 'n it ain' more than 1.7 at best Subadum. Ya don't have to lie to make yourself look better or anythin'.
>Pets his head.
It's awwright so don'tcha worry 'bout it all!
>Glances over, sees you doodling with fucking blood, god knows where it came from, starts typing faster
Primal instincts kick in, the lust for murder is unbearable. It's like I'm programmed to kill, and die miserably at the same time.
Sometimes you just know when you deserve to lose.
Shush. You deserve nothing but love and affection.
Hehe, I guess it really isn't. It's still fun to make friends though, isn't it? That's mainly why I come here.
Mm, no, not really. I'm not even upset!
After all, you only like human girls, right? Not beastkin girls.
So things don't even need to be awkward!
What was her NAME? Is she okay? Where is she? Tell me!
>She clenches her hands into fists.
>She stops blowing on the whistle and regains her breath, before..
>Starting to blow on the whistle again.
Huh? N-No, I'm fine.
>She raises the can of soda up and points the end of it towards you.
Spin the can!
>She starts turning the can around on her fingertips, until it lands, again, pointing towards you.
>She interrupts you before you even finish speaking.
Yes. I would. As long as you're a good person in your heart, I'll like you. It doesn't matter how you act.
>She tosses an ice cream sandwich at you. Don't worry, it's in its wrapping.
Well, I keep a spare pair of pajamas around for Rachel, and she's about your size. I could always just go out and buy another pair, if you want these. She's never worn them before, since she never stays at my place.
Want them? They're red and black.
Huh. Alrighty then, maybe it takes a bit to get used to.
I'll test it out myself later. Eh, you can take the blindfold off too. Just close your eyes if anything inappropriate happens.
Can we go home and cuddle soon? I'm not feeling well.
A few deaths and a hamster pretends to be a soldier.
I'm not good with names. Well kinda I guess, she has the same abilities as me and my brother. Last time I saw her she went underground.
What's that face for?
I-It's not alright! My member is a good, healthy, manly size, and most men would actually be jealous of it too!
>he takes all his clothes off
See?! It's a good size!
That's kind of like me, but I mostly die more than kill. Maybe if I had muscles like yours I'd be better off killing!
If it will make you stop touching me.
...Are you really undead?
It's too hot in that cumbersome armor. Useless.
...I... forgot to put it back on. I need a chainsaw pike...
We haven't really known each other that long if you think about it.
>she lets go of your tail abruptly and goes back to take another drink of her soda
She won't miss them?
No need to rush if you're having fun. I can wait.
>Spike flies off.
It's alright, but we are really close, my AI is just his but altered slightly..
Hmph, even still, is there a reason I should...?
The weapon supplier is just as guilty as the killer who used the weapon..
Of course I seem cool, I'm always dressed for the cold, haha... But yeah, unfortunately, he's a bit too nice, our brother Akaito tried several times to get into fights with him to break him of that..
>Sorry guys, I was getting dinner ready, my replies might be a little slower.
Ah! Sorry, sorry. I under a lot of stress at the moment. That's my bad.
Fair? Pah! I'm a Knight, good sir! A good one too!
>their sword hand gets less twitchy
A..little strange but I'll take it. Lets start over, shall we? Hello uh little girl! How do you do?
Its a little disheartening honestly. So many people have given up or accepted their fate. All they need is some determination to steer them back on course...
Er you are talking about the clawed little girl, right?
>sweat somehow appears on the outside of the helmet
This is bad. Really bad...Uh what reality is this one then?
B-but how else will I learn?
>he takes the blindfold off and takes in how many women are around
Whoa, how do you know all these girls?
It's cool man, it's cool, as long as we're all calm now. Now, why do you need a fire?
Unkindled actually. A small difference but still a difference.
You couldn't have said it better, Sir. I've seen too many people who stopped trying to walk forward, so it's refreshing to see the young ones around here so full of hope.
If you had muscles, courage, and intuition like me you can kick anyone's ass without powers.
I'm going to kill some folks in the party, wish me luck.
I would have though the hamster and squirrel would be friends.. Oh well.
Aw, well that's nice of you to say. I don't really get how it's awkward, though. It's not like this is your body, right? You're tucked away in this thing's dome. I'm just making sure you don't get caught!
>She relaxes for a moment, taking a deep breath.
I don't think that's who I'm thinking of. You scared me for a second. She's not dead though, right? Just in case..
Oh. Yeah, I understand. Well, at least you could show up here now! So what do you like, Kurumi? Besides walnuts, 'course.
No, I don't think so. She has her own, and she usually sleeps in her mansion. You're totally welcome to take 'em.
Well, go ahead, I don't really think you can, honestly.
A lot of 'em are pretty strong.
Not often. Mostly just with Tao, in meat buns.
Haven't you ever played this game?
>She lowers the can and starts giggling again.
Well, I can't say I blame you, holing yourself up in that tank all day.
Well, why's that matter? Even if I've seen the best, that wouldn't change how much of friends we are, right?
D'you have a big family? I do. Tons of brothers and sisters.
Huh? I just do, I guess. I met a lot of them during my time here. So many boys have already found their way in and refused to leave, so.. I don't really mind another one.
>"People need her too much, people need her too much."
>Elly has taken to simply shaking her head and sighing
I'm super attractive anon, what are you talking about?
I'm talking about the freaking dragon you tincan fool, the purple crab is annoying at home, but she's atleast not as cheerfully stupid as you guys, only a little.
>"A little blood now and then and a good fight, always a good fight~."
I've never heard the terminology to begin with. ...But I'd rather listen when I have the time to.
I'm tired for now...
It hasn't felt that long.... Has it for you?
I may need them soon, actually.
>she rubs her eyes a little
I shouldn't be this tired so early... damnit.
Everyone in our family is like that, even haku has a brother, his name's Hakuo or something, I've only seen him once, he's a recluse..
I'm just looking out for him, we both know he's an idiot, so he doesn't think things through sometimes.
Out of the Shion's alone there is that... We have well over a hundred family members by now, and still growing...
No...Fyxe isn't dead, even if I want her to be dead.
>she gives a happy expression
Is that who're you're talking about? Fyxe?
Yeah, you're, you're an icicle alright, heh
>One new message
>Busy atm, will stop in later
Well, here, try some of this. It's called pastrami.
>He hands you a thin slice of pepper crusted beef
You're unkindled? I wasn't aware that state of being applied to non-fires.
But seriously though, you mirin?
>Let's just pretend I am not screwing up, cropped
That's nice, I don't really know what people do at parties, kinda never went into any of them.
Say you think I can fall on someone and spike them? You think I can do that?
>she starts crawling her way around at the ceiling
Baddies, squids, monsters, monsters with swords, bombs and sometimes ghosts.
That gets rid of one or two things...
Is Sci-Fi the main thing you're looking for?
>"She's too strong, she's too strong..."
AND her role is simply too important in the grand scheme of things.
I was reffering to the others, but yes you are. Being around these people is quite amusing and tiring at the same time.
Thank god! For a moment there I thought you went psycho on me!
>She pulls her hands away awkwardly.
You should've told me that sooner.
Yeah, it probably gets boring back at your post, right? From what Elly told me, you don't get a ton of action.
Oh, you missed the movie, though.
He was a ghost the whole time.
C'mere, sleep with me, that's what slumber parties are for.
>She holds her arms out.
Woah! A HUNDRED?
No, it's not. I was talking about Rena, a friend I haven't seen in a while.
I thought that maybe.. It's fine.
You had me worried.
>She instantly hugs you.
Rammy, that hurts my feelings that you would even think something like that. I would never, ever discard a friend. Ever. Friends are the most important thing in the world, and you're one of my best.
Please, don't ever think I'll ever discard you, ever.
>She takes it and examines it for a moment before eating it, closing her eyes.
Mmn.. A little bit.. Spicy..
>She taps her own cheek twice, and sticks her tongue out.
One on the cheek. Just one.
Oh, fine. You can stay, I don't mind. Party's almost over anyways..
>Makina kneels down facin' his toygun 'n pulls out a silencer and puts it right next to th' toy.
Geez... this silencer is like four times th' size 'n it's for just a lil' handgun... I got an idea Subadum!
>She tosses th' silencer at th' dumdum.
Just attach that one to ya lil' toygun 'n you'll be poppin' cherries like no tomorrow! They'll all be wantin' to see that muffled glory 'n stuff!
I-I was going to watch that movie sooner or later, you know...
We already know she's a whore, give us new blackmail to work with.
Why? I may not seem like it but... All of them are quite dear to me.
>She looks in to you eyes and tilts her head before crossing her arms and looking away.
.. Fine I believe you, but he is an important part of our family.
Well it's because we're currently in the fourth generation of vocaloids, and each one has derivatives, I'm one for example.. So it adds up.
Mm, I know how you feel.
I have been trying my hardest not to let it bother me... Especially with how fast this party has been feeling.
I'm a little tired, but..
We should try this again. Get food... burgers maybe.
>she scoots closer to you
Try anything, and... Well, my chainsaw will be close by. Understand that?
Oh ok, I'll just drop now.
>she pushes herself off the ceiling and thrusts her claws into the floor
...I'm not stupid.
Wait a moment. Did you say Dragon? No, no, no, no. Not here...
I-Is the dragon here now?
Ah. I get you. Perhaps I can explain it to you after your nap?
Yep! It also applies to 'special' undead too! Like me!
I...I don't know any sciences. That sounds dreadful for me...
So you're not six years old?
Bombs? Ghosts? You sure its wise to stab a bomb? Or a ghost for that matter?
Great! Teach me your ways, wise...uh teacher.
I think I might have this feeling too. One girl is telling me about something called "science". I mean, what is that, right!?
Far worse than that...
She might hate me and want to kill me, but there is another. Something more terrifying.
>he refuses for a moment, but slowly agrees to the idea
You know what, I think you're right! With this I'll be able to do all kinds of stuff with my manhood!
>he attaches the gun to his fully charged, 20in gun, and faces the dumdum
Now stand still. I'm going to attempt to pop your cherry!
Well, alright, sorry.
I didn't mean to make anything awkward.
I'm feeling kinda sleepy, so.. I'm not really thinking straight.
N-No! Finding her, maybe, but I don't really want you to jab her!
Sorry! I didn't mean to make you miss the whole thing! Well, I kinda did, I just changed my mind too late.
I like it, but it's just different.
Not something I could see myself eating normally.
>She's clearly trying to hold in laughter.
What's a, uh.. Vocaloid?
I understand! I won't try anything, I promise. Get some good sleep, Urotsuki. Know that you've got a lot of friends that love you, okay?
>"I'm the one who intercepts most intruders~. Partly because I just like to practice how fast I go."
>She extends her wings to full size, stretching for a moment
...Garry. I'm sorry I can't stay awake any longer.
>she hugs you tight
Don't worry about me though. Have a good night, Garry.
Now that's going to be entertaining. I feel like you'll enjoy your time around here discussing that topic with them.
He flew away a while ago, don't get your metal panties in a twist, beside he's a wuss he can't do nothing to anyone.
>She just stands there waitin' for whatever Subadum's tryin' to do.
Jeez... at least be right 'bout things. That ain' 20 inch, that's more like 7 inch or somethin'. Just do th' simply math of four times 1.7, that's like 7 inch or somethin'!
There's more to it than that. I thought you would have made short work of everyone here, kind of like you did with that wall.
It's no big deal, but you spoiling it for me was what really mattered! I didn't want to know what happened to Bruce Willis a the end. That hurts more than dying.
She is unneeded. She just causes problems for people like you.
I apologize Makoto. I keep thinking back to her.
I understand your fears. I am a terrifying creature. However I am one that is gaining emotions. I will not let anything harm him.
That sounds enjoyable. I am glad we were able to meet in the first place. We were both troubled at the time.
>Nibbles on her sleeve, and looks back.
Mobility. It is important to keep on your feet. You can not be even a mediocre warrior if you are too slow or if you keep tripping.
...What do you think my answer's gonna be?
Everyone loves their magic...SIX!? Most people say I look ten at the absolute youngest! I've been stuck like this since I was like...thirteen or fourteen, and it's been a few years since.
I just can't imagine having that many people....
Turning in, huh? Be seeing you, then, have a good one.
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
Who are you supposed to be? And can you tell me where the greatest treasure in the universe is?
Woah, those're a lot bigger than I thought at first glance. Do all vampires where you're from have wings like those?
Oh. Ohhh.. I didn't mean to spoil it, it just slipped out. Sorry about that, Subaru.
Just forget what you heard.
Well, try to remember it if it's important!
What is it?
It's fine. Her?
First, what do you think MY answer's gonna be?
You can't just stab people for no reason!
To keep the humans safe.
>"Lotsa them can keep care of themselves~."
It's 20, god dammit! Stop trying to humiliate me in front of everyone!
>he moves as close as possible to the dumdum, and cocks the gun back
A-Are you ready? I think I'm ready...
>he unloads in the dumdum, sending his bullets flying, basically piercing her. her cherry then pops after the force of the bullets becomes too much for her
>He flinches as you pierce the floor with your claws
Alright Clawdia, the doctor should be on his way, ok? It might be a little bit though.
So you have to relight these real specific bonfires? What an afterlife...
But hey, it's not a normal night, am I right!? I have some beer too if you're interested.
Thanks for the game, Papa Bones!
Sorry Nito, skeleman just wrapped it up
>"Pretty much~. Not all of them have them extended though, and mine are just extra-big."
It's fine, I just arrived at a bad time..You have a great sleep though okay Urotsuki?
>He returns the hug with a bigger one.
It was something about the outer unit.
I'm sure it'll come to me.
>rests her head on you
Then goodnight. ...Thank you for reminding me.
Well at first, when my brother came out, they were just programs for singing, you'd write a song on it, mess with the voice settings, like pitch and stuff, and they'd sing it for you, back then there were only five, my brother included, he's really old..
>She sighs and motions with her hand.
.. I just thought of what he's probably going to get you..
It's not as hectic as you'd think..
>I like you, and those 9's.
Thank you for hosting!
>"We've always co-existed...sorta~."
Rather harsh on them....
O-Oh, no, I don't actually drink alcohol. Sorry.
I don't like it.
Is it 'cause you're an extra powerful vampire?
That's what I was afraid of.
I think you should.. Well..
No, that's not nice of me to say. Nevermind.
Just think about it.
I've got time.
Goodnight.. Sleep well.
That's not how it works! Even I know that!
Hmm.. That's interesting! So you vocaloids are singers? Are you all robots?
Then you could ask people.
Most people don't want to be stabbed! That hurts!
It ain' 20, it's a visible 7 ya dumdum.
>She just watches as he's tryin' to get through her skirt 'n panties.
If you're gonna try somethin' like this you'll first have to actually get me undressed 'n stuff. I ain' all hot 'n bothered from somethin' that's so friggin' minimal.
>She puts a cherry on top of th' silencer instead.
There's a real cherry for you! She's just waitin' for your poppin' power Subadum!
Will anyone host now? I will try my best to host the fastest possible
Thanks for hosting
>She bursts out into laughter and lazily hugs your waist upside-down, shaking her head.
No, the opposite! I'm completely joking!
You didn't really think I was serious, did you?
>"Fighters arm up!"
>'We have arrived, for Nod brothers!'
You know what science is too!? I feel like I'm being kept out of obvious common knowledge now.
Is it a magic?
Don't be ridiculous! Its a DRAGON. It will destroy everything it touches!
I don't want to loose these souls...N-Not yet...
Ah hello there, Miss! Something the matter?
I can be mobile! Watch this!
>the knight does a pathetic fatroll
S-See? I'm already as swift as a river!
Well yeah. Magic can be safe and comforting...for the most part.
I-I'm sorry. How old are you exactly?
It looks like I came here in time, (un)fortunately!
What'd I miss, dudes?
Sorry! Bad habit of mine, anon.
......Wh-Where's your hands?
I'm Uriko! The greatest treasure in the universe, is in your head.
I'm not eating it, though. What's your name?
Hello Mr. Fruit stand man, what are you up to? I've never seen you this grumpy before, what's wrong?
Thanks for givin' us somethin' to do Skeledum! I might've been knocked cold pretty fast but I did enjoy it all. Congratulations to th' winner!
Well, is it really..
Is it really healthy for you to call someone like that "mother?"
It sounds to me like she never really cared about your feelings.
No, no... I just don't like thinking about them.
Oh right! I mentioned it before that the outer unit runs on electricity. At some point I'm going to have to charge it otherwise it'll--
>She suddenly goes limp.
Ah, that was just a saying. It sort of doubled as a skeleton joke...
I insulted it's life, it's wife, and it's culture, yet the damn bastard doesn't even give me lib for it.
That's...pretty good actually. My question is how you stabbed the ghost? Aren't they formless or something?
Pffft, I mistook you for a threat for a second! Hahaha!
Talk to me later, alright? I'm sure I'll like you
Hey, it could be worse. I'd rather be unkindled than hollow.
>stares with awe at the robot
A giant! My I haven't seen a friendly one in ages! Hello there!
Yes I do, but I'm sure the lady you just mentioned could give you a better describtion than one I could dream about.
My name is Klaus Von Reinherz, and it's a pleasure to meet you, Miss.
>The man hands her a business card.
Excuse me for being confused by your actions.
I'm trying to unload my things into a girl, but other than that you missed nothing.
Oh, say surprise to Rambo. She deserves it.
You're trying to eat your sleeve. That won't digest well, and you might die from it, so don't do it.
Alright Mr. Boney!
Gosh Makoto, you sound mad. Why don't you take a seat and I'll start messaging your back?
>She just stares at th' idiot tryin' to pop a real cherry with a silencer attached to his manhood.
...Next time you're tryin' to pop my cherry with them 6 inch ya should be removin' panties 'n skirts first. Actually that's a tip for all th' ladies you'll be encounterin'. Unless they are skanks, then they won't even be wearin' any and their jugs will be flingin' outa th' shirts they wearin'!
Yeah, though a lot of us go through a phase of wanting to be human, but it's pointless, and we just learn to like ourselves, it happens a lot.
Hmm... No, not really, I already slightly ruined the surprise.
Why is a giant skeleton talking to me... Moreover, how is a giant skeleton talking to me?
Definitely...coulda fooled me.
I dunno, 18, 19? Somewhere around that.
>I don't even care if it's not necessary, I just wanna note that that's IC.
Oh...well, fair enough. I dunno, living in constant fear of being eaten or burned at a stake is...potent.
Well, you've always been used to it.
Nah, when I seek I usually dash into everything and sometimes I throw a jab, for good measure...
>she sits down
Funny, I don't feel sad no more.
I guess my claws can hit ghosts, because I can't kick them.
It's going good, how about you, I heard July has a day that is good for you.
But I did that a long time ago, it just makes me mad, so I think I'll be more assertive.
You're a...skank, right? Would you mind removing your clothes for me to pop your cherry?