Hg thread
We continue
>>3839229
Maybe you don't draw lines as often as I do....
>>3839209
I'd say it's a bit on the action side, but it has it's lulls. The finales of story arcs get crazy, though.
>>3839257
Oooh! I shoulda figured.
>>3839190
Uh. That's good, right?
>>3839184
Ah its just a joke that happens to be true. Don't sweat it kiddo.
>>3839190 (Undead)
I'm not a man who breaks so easily sir, but by the looks of it the same could be said about you.
>>3839250
Nothing will break our friendship. Not even these trials.
>>3839250
Listen handicap girl, I will bring home the food from now on, okay? Don't you worry one bit about me. I'm a tough cookie to crack.
......
>>3839261
>"Well, we're not the same person."
>>3839250
We call this 'irony', ladies and gentlemen.
>>3839255 (Clawdia)
Uh... I'll see if I can call one. Hang tight
>>3839250
Is this....*cough* ironic?
>>3839150 (Free)
That is because you're the least to be remembered free. That is all I can say. But then again, you're more than a pawn of fate as I recalled.
Pawn who denied fate I suppose if I remembered.
>>3839152 (Eruka)
>steps on her face
Do you think you can joke with me? And not only that, the joke is not even laughable? Do you really want to die that much Eruka?
>>3839174 (Slide)
Pawn of fate. I suppose you can be better of use by polishing the spear. I expect you to be... working.
>>3839237 (Elly)
Hm? No one you say. Well then tell me. Why are you in this plane of existence?
If you are slipped or forgotten through the cracks, You should be gone. disappear. Cease to exist in this very world.
>>3839257 (Kaiko)
I think your processors are failing you.
>Brings out a huge light halberd
>>3839250
The dead
>>3839311
>>3839310
Oh.
>>3839250
>Smack
F-....... son of a BITCH!
>>3839258
>>3839297
Yeah, yeah sure thing Subadum. I can understand it's weird when you've never touched a girl 'n all but it was just to keep you tryin' to kill me. I know ya didn't bust one but ya did end up gettin' a stiff one 'n stuff so just don't mention it 'n I won't be mentionin' th' 1.7 awwright?
>>3839250
As a fighter, I'm impressed.
>>3839250
>>3839288
*she begins to hug her*
Of course Urotsuki. At this point it is unbreakable.
>>3839257
You think_ The only thing he has been doing is giving me weapons. He has not done the things I have did.
>>3839305
Of course. What is your stance on killing?
>>3839311
Alright, I'll just lay down here.
>she lays down on the floor
>>3839327
Oh. Did you try stabbing me there?
>>3839316
In my defense, everything was going pretty well for a while. But that's what happens when you fall before the finish line Berns.
>>3839327
If I were him, I'd be mourning the loss of the most amazing person in his kingdom.
F.
>>3839316
Is this really necessary?
>>3839327
Rooting Hamsuke
>>3839327
Oh shit. What's up dude, how's life going for you?
>>3839327
Not the intended target. Not that I care.
>>3839191
Well, it's a simple question! C'mon, we're at a slumber party, this is the time for risque situations and questions!
>It's overwhelmingly clear at this point that she probably has no idea what risque means, and is just using the word.
>>3839199
People are died in the movie, if that's what you're asking.
I told you, this is some kind of breathing assisting thing, or something. Did it help you to breathe better?
>>3839205
>She continues to blow into the whistle, but nothing really happens other than a loud, annoying noise.
>>3839209
>She lets you hug the tail, smiling.
Hey, you said you sleep in those clothes, right? That can't be very comfortable.. Do you want me to send you home with some pajamas?
>>3839221
No, it's special because it IS your demeanor, y'know? Because you're so casual about it!
That's one of the things I like about you!
>>3839229
>She frowns.
Weird isn't always a bad thing, Aizawa. Plus, I didn't really mean to say weird, that was kinda mean of me to say.
That's fine if you like other species, I won't judge you.
>She pets your outer body's head.
You don't need to apologize!
>>3839232
You lose!
>>3839237
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Just a day or two, huh? Well, I hope to see you both around here a lot! You're both great!
>>3839246
Eughh, fine, you can stay.
Just don't get mad at me if you see a girl with her.. Her shirt.. Off.. On accident.
>>3839255
W-Which.. Fox..?
>She clenches her teeth together.
Pick your answer carefully..
>>3839257
Yeah, that's a good point. Hey, you should really come around here more often! You seem pretty cool! I can't believe we haven't met yet.
>She unwraps and bites into an ice cream sandwich.
You're Kaito's sister?
>>3839352
Yes... The poor horse will be missed.
>>3839327
Why do I find this so funny. Because it's gotta be said, I find this pretty fantastic.
>>3839371
She was a p-
Oh, I see your joke. Cute.
>>3839316
We just are, miss. We shouldn't, but...we do anyways.
>>3839345
>"It should be fight if it can be, especially a fun one~. I usually give them a few chances to run though."
>>3839370
>"I just like to watch, this place is no fair, it's no fair~."
>>3839327
You diiiiick.
>>3839279
Is that so? Guess I'm just weird then, eh Rika?
>>3839370
Gaah... Now you're making me feel bad for losing my cool. Can I make it up to you somehow?
>>3839370
a fox... With two balloons on her chest.
>>3839370
I've warned you.
>>3839370
...Do you wanna borrow a dictionary?
>>3839389
Or it could just be my paranoia shining through.
>>3839327
I told you the hamster is weak Nothing to worry about Aizawa
>>3839327
I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING TO GO THROUGH THIS BATTLEMENT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND PAWN OF FATES!
>>3839347
That's what happen if you doubt yourself. Free.
>>3839353
Definitely necessary. Pathetic witches like you don't deserve to live. You are no more than a pawn of fate once again Eruka.
>>3839385
That means someone and people still believe in your existence. Pathetic pawn of fates thinking that they don't exist in this world. Heh. What a joke.
You guys are mean
>>3839384
The only cute thing here is Sunset.
>>3839407
Sunset is indeed very cute.
She's also mine, so hands to yourself.
>>3839370
Question. If I was not like this, would you still like me?
>>3839385
*she begins to smile*
Much different than Elly indeed. What is your stance on Reimu?
>>3839401
Was that it? You can not protect anyone with this. Much less yourself.
>>3839406
Oh grow up, being nice ain't getting anyone any where.
>>3839397
Oh c'mon, surely it's not that. I'm the one with the paranoia here.
>>3839401
I don't know if I should be afraid or if I want to give this guy some seeds.
>>3839346
>Is tapping away at his phone madly
>>3839370
I promise I won't get mad at you, thank you so much! We're gonna have so much fun! Snacks and movies and games! It's been forever since I've been to a slumber party!
>>3839406
I am nice, NICE!
>>3839327
>>3839389
Your turn.... Oops, I sliced it in half.
>>3839345
If I'm honest.... I didn't think it was possible in the time that we've managed.
>>3839370
Wh-...
>her cheeks flush lightly
I... didn't mean to do that.
In any case, how do you have pajamas? I thought you just wore... that.
>you misread but I'll go with it.
>>3839279
There's some newer shows I should show you sometime, too...
>>3839405
Hey, have you met me? I am me. There is plenty to doubt. But doesn't matter.
>>3839401
I've gotta say, I really like this season code.
>>3839125
No kidding. I would never expect an adorable little girl like yourself to be a warrior!
>the knight pats her head
So! Where are you caretakers? Surely they're not far from here?
>>3839204
Melting pot of realities? I uh did I make a wrong turn? We are in Lothric are we not...?
>>3839209
Come ooon! Don't be like that! At least try to be happy.
>>3839246
ITS NOT THE SAME. LORDS, THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!
>>3839255
>the knight tilts their head in confusion
I...promise?
>>3839261
But how do I "get good"?! Why does everyone have to be so vague?
>>3839263
Squirrel girl? I'm sorry, but what is that?
>>3839280
Its GREAT! I can now relax without being crushed, backstabbed, or burned by some terrible phantom!
>>3839287
Of course! I'm one of the proudest and hopefully one of the best knights in Lothric!
>>3839302
Hmm, you alright, mister?
>>3839401
>>3839417
Maybe I wanted you to counterattack and kill me.
>>3839406
Maybe we could change your opinion over a nice cup of tea?
>>3839401
Uhh.... Did I die or did the barbarian? I'm pretty sure I'm not a woman, was the barbarian? Uthgerd?
>>3839401
Skipping the dead.
>>3839422
She tries her hardest. I will give her that much.
>>3839428
I felt it would be a nice change of pace whilst I make mine.
>>3839434
DON'T YELL AT ME!
I'm playing a yugioh game on gba and need ideas for a good deck.]
>>3839406
I TRY to be nice, friend! I can't help it if I slip sometimes! I'm sorry!
>>3839418
That's just a bad way of thinking...uh talking doll.
>>3839405
We were where we were, and then we were here, with nothing but our memories. In fact, in the beginning, I was the only person from the old version of things.
>>3839417
>"She's a meanie, she's a meanie. Doesn't know how to fight fair...."
>>3839362
>>3839327
That' wouldn't be the first thing out of my mouth if someone tried knocking a sword out of my hands...but life has been good!
>>3839337
17 INCHES! IT'S 17 INCHES, YOU ASSHAT!
My manhood is more than you or anyone here could ever withstand!
>>3839370
It felt weird, and I kept drooling. I'd rather not have that thing in my mouth again.
>>3839434
.....Do I look alright to you?
>Surprised.
What's with the get up, didn't know the renaissance fair was around.
>>3839423
>starts making weird blood drawing on the floor
>>3839434
Promise, if I lie you can kill me 5 times.
>>3839457
>kicks the doll over and over
>>3839434
To be said, it's rare to meet warriors as hopeful as you sound, it's a pleasant surprise.
>>3839471
>>3839449
I may have made a mistake. My apologies.
>>3839457
Valentine has slain the dragon. And her people are now free.
>>3839457
Y-You're going to finish me off in a different kind of way, r-right Maria-tan?
>>3839405
Oh, well go ahead then.
>>3839462
Oh shut up, you sound like that purple draaaaaaag.
>>3839461
blue eyes white dragon
>>3839486
Yeah, I pretty much deserved that for a lot of reasons.
>>3839422
Constantly on the run from man-eating beasties and religious nutsos, remember?
>>3839426
Anything in particular? None of that..magical girl crap. You know why.
>>3839434
Never heard of it, so...nah.
>>3839426
Care to explain?
>>3839434
You are clearly a beginner. If I explained it, it would not make sense to you.
>>3839440
I see you are a defeatist. Or someone who is just too nice.
>>3839457
Just like how Sin taught me.
*the rabbit is charred black*
Maybe a little less time...
>>3839471
Hey I was th' one who felt that 'n it ain' more than 1.7 at best Subadum. Ya don't have to lie to make yourself look better or anythin'.
>Pets his head.
It's awwright so don'tcha worry 'bout it all!
>>3839483
>Glances over, sees you doodling with fucking blood, god knows where it came from, starts typing faster
>>3839471
"Put that sorry thing away."
>>3839406
Sore-y... you?
>>3839486
It's alright. Not the first time and it probably won't be the last.
>>3839471
Primal instincts kick in, the lust for murder is unbearable. It's like I'm programmed to kill, and die miserably at the same time.
>>3839501
Sometimes you just know when you deserve to lose.
>>3839496
Shush. You deserve nothing but love and affection.
>>3839385
Hehe, I guess it really isn't. It's still fun to make friends though, isn't it? That's mainly why I come here.
>>3839389
Mm, no, not really. I'm not even upset!
After all, you only like human girls, right? Not beastkin girls.
So things don't even need to be awkward!
>>3839393
What was her NAME? Is she okay? Where is she? Tell me!
>She clenches her hands into fists.
>>3839394
>She stops blowing on the whistle and regains her breath, before..
>Starting to blow on the whistle again.
>>3839397
Huh? N-No, I'm fine.
>She raises the can of soda up and points the end of it towards you.
Spin the can!
>She starts turning the can around on her fingertips, until it lands, again, pointing towards you.
>>3839417
>She interrupts you before you even finish speaking.
Yes. I would. As long as you're a good person in your heart, I'll like you. It doesn't matter how you act.
>>3839423
>She tosses an ice cream sandwich at you. Don't worry, it's in its wrapping.
Here!
>>3839426
Well, I keep a spare pair of pajamas around for Rachel, and she's about your size. I could always just go out and buy another pair, if you want these. She's never worn them before, since she never stays at my place.
Want them? They're red and black.
>>3839471
Huh. Alrighty then, maybe it takes a bit to get used to.
I'll test it out myself later. Eh, you can take the blindfold off too. Just close your eyes if anything inappropriate happens.
Most thirsty avas?
>>3839465
*her smile widens*
We already have two things in common.
>>3839486
>>3839496
You literally asked for this.
>>3839486
You only get three punches, because I don't last long.
>>3839508
>makes heart and squids with the blood doodles, then she stands up and stomps on the squids, generating quiet roars
>>3839486
I'm not a china girl, Bowie-kun.
>>3839529
Myself.
>>3839525
Can we go home and cuddle soon? I'm not feeling well.
>>3839529
spike wiggins aikawa garry
>>3839500
...I don't remember you ever telling me that.
>>3839527
N-no, it's still awkward...
You're "pretty much" human? Sort of like I'm "pretty much" human too.
So it's a little weird... even if I know that's now what you want.
>>3839529
Bad thirsty: Kaito
Good thirsty: Makoto
>>3839486
A few deaths and a hamster pretends to be a soldier.
>>3839527
I'm not good with names. Well kinda I guess, she has the same abilities as me and my brother. Last time I saw her she went underground.
>>3839485
What's that face for?
>>3839504
I-It's not alright! My member is a good, healthy, manly size, and most men would actually be jealous of it too!
>he takes all his clothes off
See?! It's a good size!
>>3839510
>blurry image
>>3839514
That's kind of like me, but I mostly die more than kill. Maybe if I had muscles like yours I'd be better off killing!
>>3839560
>good thirsty
>>3839527
>Kurumi simply shrugs
She's, ah...rather set in her ways.
>>3839534
>"Lots of people don't like her~."
>>3839555
Yeah, alright. See ya there.
>>3839559
Stop samefagging Vino.
>>3839588
>>3839559
>replying wrong feels bad
>>3839559
Funny how the good thirsty is an anime girl.
>>3839434
If it will make you stop touching me.
...Are you really undead?
>>3839457
It's too hot in that cumbersome armor. Useless.
>>3839486
...I... forgot to put it back on. I need a chainsaw pike...
>>3839501
We haven't really known each other that long if you think about it.
>>3839527
>she lets go of your tail abruptly and goes back to take another drink of her soda
She won't miss them?
>>3839527
I'm plan on killing all of your party guests, unless you plan on doing something else than blowing that whistle.
>>3839393
Hey Clawdia, you're a guest at Squirrel girls party? Right? Nice too "meat" you again.
>>3839527
>Bobbles it a bit, but manages the catch
Niiiiice. I brought some food too if you're interested! Do you eat meat?
>>3839536
>Mutters under breath
God fucking dammit Matsuda, I'm gonna die over here, pick up your goddamn phone!
>>3839558
Really? Coulda sworn.
>>3839527
You clearly didn't know what that word meant...wha?
>>3839523
I was like that.
>>3839527
*she seems stunned*
You just have not seen the best of what the place could offer.
>>3839560
*now the rabbit is too pink*
Now I got it.
>>3839597
I am glad to hear that. I hope her life has collapsed.
>>3839600
No need to rush if you're having fun. I can wait.
>Spike flies off.
>>3839279
It's alright, but we are really close, my AI is just his but altered slightly..
>>3839316
Hmph, even still, is there a reason I should...?
>>3839345
The weapon supplier is just as guilty as the killer who used the weapon..
>>3839370
Of course I seem cool, I'm always dressed for the cold, haha... But yeah, unfortunately, he's a bit too nice, our brother Akaito tried several times to get into fights with him to break him of that..
>Sorry guys, I was getting dinner ready, my replies might be a little slower.
>>3839458
Ah! Sorry, sorry. I under a lot of stress at the moment. That's my bad.
>>3839472
Fair? Pah! I'm a Knight, good sir! A good one too!
>>3839483
>their sword hand gets less twitchy
A..little strange but I'll take it. Lets start over, shall we? Hello uh little girl! How do you do?
>>3839484
Its a little disheartening honestly. So many people have given up or accepted their fate. All they need is some determination to steer them back on course...
>>3839494
Er you are talking about the clawed little girl, right?
>>3839500
Oh, lords...
>sweat somehow appears on the outside of the helmet
This is bad. Really bad...Uh what reality is this one then?
>>3839501
B-but how else will I learn?
>>3839527
>he takes the blindfold off and takes in how many women are around
Whoa, how do you know all these girls?
>>3839638
...Including being a girl. Man. This is some weird stuff.
>>3839642
This arena's sorta an in-between.
>>3839642
It's cool man, it's cool, as long as we're all calm now. Now, why do you need a fire?
>>3839616
Unkindled actually. A small difference but still a difference.
>>3839642
You couldn't have said it better, Sir. I've seen too many people who stopped trying to walk forward, so it's refreshing to see the young ones around here so full of hope.
>>3839586
If you had muscles, courage, and intuition like me you can kick anyone's ass without powers.
I'm going to kill some folks in the party, wish me luck.
>>3839664
>the face of ERPers
Jesus...
>>3839613
Yes I am.
>>3839618
Well she invited me, oh, you made a funny.
>she giggles
>>3839626
Hm...
>she jumps into the ceiling and claws it to stay on it
Look at me, I'm one of those icy spikes, but with blood and claws.
>>3839642
How do I do what? I mean if you asking how I claw things, I just jab.
>>3839650
I would have though the hamster and squirrel would be friends.. Oh well.
>>3839616
Hmm. It has only been a few months.
>>3839638
If you believe that. He may be aware but he is not the cause of it.
>>3839642
Learn from failure.
>>3839650
This weapon's design is flawed.
>>3839558
Aw, well that's nice of you to say. I don't really get how it's awkward, though. It's not like this is your body, right? You're tucked away in this thing's dome. I'm just making sure you don't get caught!
>>3839576
>She relaxes for a moment, taking a deep breath.
Alright.. Okay.
I don't think that's who I'm thinking of. You scared me for a second. She's not dead though, right? Just in case..
>>3839597
Oh. Yeah, I understand. Well, at least you could show up here now! So what do you like, Kurumi? Besides walnuts, 'course.
>>3839616
No, I don't think so. She has her own, and she usually sleeps in her mansion. You're totally welcome to take 'em.
>>3839618
Well, go ahead, I don't really think you can, honestly.
A lot of 'em are pretty strong.
>>3839626
Not often. Mostly just with Tao, in meat buns.
>>3839629
Haven't you ever played this game?
>She lowers the can and starts giggling again.
Well, I can't say I blame you, holing yourself up in that tank all day.
>>3839633
Well, why's that matter? Even if I've seen the best, that wouldn't change how much of friends we are, right?
>>3839638
D'you have a big family? I do. Tons of brothers and sisters.
>>3839648
Huh? I just do, I guess. I met a lot of them during my time here. So many boys have already found their way in and refused to leave, so.. I don't really mind another one.
>>3839642
You're a little lost man, a little lost.
>>3839633
>"People need her too much, people need her too much."
>Elly has taken to simply shaking her head and sighing
>>3839677
I'm super attractive anon, what are you talking about?
>>3839683
How about I cut it off?
>>3839661
>more sweat appears
That might mean invaders. Terrific!
So what sort of reality are you from, little girl?
>>3839664
I'm Unkindled, dummy. Its my sworn duty to relight bonfires!
>>3839695
>>3839629
Nope.
>>3839686
Well... it's like.
I can still feel things when I'm piloting it. It's an important feature.
So all that, err... verification you were doing...
>>3839642
I'm talking about the freaking dragon you tincan fool, the purple crab is annoying at home, but she's atleast not as cheerfully stupid as you guys, only a little.
>>3839686
>"A little blood now and then and a good fight, always a good fight~."
>>3839674
Y-You're going to kill girls at the party!?
>>3839686
Don't worry Makoto-tan, I'm calm, cool and collected. I won't be doing any funny business while I'm here. I'm sure I'd get my ass handed to me if I tried anyways.
>>3839723
>I had one job
>>3839667
I've never heard the terminology to begin with. ...But I'd rather listen when I have the time to.
I'm tired for now...
>>3839684
Oh.
It hasn't felt that long.... Has it for you?
>she yawns
>>3839686
I may need them soon, actually.
>she rubs her eyes a little
I shouldn't be this tired so early... damnit.
>>3839661
Everyone in our family is like that, even haku has a brother, his name's Hakuo or something, I've only seen him once, he's a recluse..
>>3839684
I'm just looking out for him, we both know he's an idiot, so he doesn't think things through sometimes.
>>3839686
Out of the Shion's alone there is that... We have well over a hundred family members by now, and still growing...
>>3839686
No...Fyxe isn't dead, even if I want her to be dead.
>she gives a happy expression
Is that who're you're talking about? Fyxe?
>>3839683
>>3839699
>>3839732
Riperino in Pepperoni
>>3839691
How annoying. If only we could kill her ourselves.
>>3839686
It may. You could discard me.
>>3839732
Victory unobtainable.
>>3839682
Yeah, you're, you're an icicle alright, heh
>One new message
>Busy atm, will stop in later
>Panic intensifies
>>3839686
Well, here, try some of this. It's called pastrami.
>He hands you a thin slice of pepper crusted beef
>>3839702
You're unkindled? I wasn't aware that state of being applied to non-fires.
>>3839707
But seriously though, you mirin?
>>3839732
>>3839723
Nova was on fire, and now he is just fired upon.
>>3839762
>Let's just pretend I am not screwing up, cropped
>>3839671
Y-Young? Is it that obvious? I'm in for a ride aren't I?
>>3839682
Oh. Alright...Mind telling me what you jab with those "things"?
>>3839684
B-But I don't want to fail! I strive to succeed!
>>3839690
Yeaah, I've been getting that a lot. Apparently this isn't Lothric. Who knew?
>the knight shrugs
>>3839710
...Huh. Well, eh, now you know.
>>3839702
One where I'm pretty much the only person that favors science over magic.
>Tap tap
And I'm not AS old as I look.
>>3839686
Why do I have a bad feeling about that?
>>3839746
I'm suddenly glad that my entire family consists of my sister....
>>3839762
>>3839774
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!
>>3839686
>Seen around chilling, and talking with the guests.
>>3839731
I was playing with, squirrel girls head bro. I'm not going to kill them.
>>3839742
That's nice, I don't really know what people do at parties, kinda never went into any of them.
>>3839759
Say you think I can fall on someone and spike them? You think I can do that?
>she starts crawling her way around at the ceiling
>>3839779
Baddies, squids, monsters, monsters with swords, bombs and sometimes ghosts.
>>3839735
Everything has been feeling fast to me lately.
*she begins to stroke her head*
>>3839746
I will not let him be punished for any of the crimes I commit.
>>3839779
I am not a teacher but I think I could help.
>>3839500
Ah.
That gets rid of one or two things...
Is Sci-Fi the main thing you're looking for?
>>3839753
>"She's too strong, she's too strong..."
AND her role is simply too important in the grand scheme of things.
>>3839779
I was reffering to the others, but yes you are. Being around these people is quite amusing and tiring at the same time.
>>3839789
Thank god! For a moment there I thought you went psycho on me!
>>3839774
The expected finally happens. Poor hamster
>>3839710
>She pulls her hands away awkwardly.
Oh.
......
You should've told me that sooner.
>>3839729
Yeah, it probably gets boring back at your post, right? From what Elly told me, you don't get a ton of action.
>>3839731
Yep!
Oh, you missed the movie, though.
He was a ghost the whole time.
>>3839735
It's fine!
C'mere, sleep with me, that's what slumber parties are for.
>She holds her arms out.
>>3839746
Woah!
Like..
Woah! A HUNDRED?
>>3839750
No, it's not. I was talking about Rena, a friend I haven't seen in a while.
I thought that maybe.. It's fine.
You had me worried.
>>3839753
>She instantly hugs you.
Rammy, that hurts my feelings that you would even think something like that. I would never, ever discard a friend. Ever. Friends are the most important thing in the world, and you're one of my best.
Please, don't ever think I'll ever discard you, ever.
>>3839759
>She takes it and examines it for a moment before eating it, closing her eyes.
Mmn.. A little bit.. Spicy..
>>3839782
>She taps her own cheek twice, and sticks her tongue out.
One on the cheek. Just one.
>>3839789
Oh, fine. You can stay, I don't mind. Party's almost over anyways..
>>3839782
Hmmm. Nope.
I think I still have more to worry about than you.
I've met the true face of fear multiple times.
>>3839810
I tried, but...
...
Nevermind.
>>3839810
Hey Alma
>>3839809
One by one they fall, speeding up.
>>3839586
>Makina kneels down facin' his toygun 'n pulls out a silencer and puts it right next to th' toy.
Geez... this silencer is like four times th' size 'n it's for just a lil' handgun... I got an idea Subadum!
>She tosses th' silencer at th' dumdum.
Just attach that one to ya lil' toygun 'n you'll be poppin' cherries like no tomorrow! They'll all be wantin' to see that muffled glory 'n stuff!
>>3839792
You talk to other people, and have fun.
>>3839804
Went psycho on the wall, and that's about it Subaru.
>>3839810
Oh. You want me to find her and jab her?
>>3839836
But I do that here already.
>>3839810
I-I was going to watch that movie sooner or later, you know...
>>3839829
We already know she's a whore, give us new blackmail to work with.
>>3839792
Yes, yes I do think...oh Jesus Christ, that could do that, so be very careful and please make sure I'm a good distance away when you drop down.
>>3839810
Yeah, it's a particular way of preparing beef, gets a unique sort of flavor to it, and the black pepper certainly doesn't hurt that either
>>3839831
Final 4
>>3839798
I mean, figured it'd be obvious I wouldn't care for THAT genre...and yeah, it's a bit of a favorite of mine.
>>3839810
....
>She simply gawks at you
>>3839821
That demon girl?
>>3839810
Yippie!
>Meditates in the party.
>>3839809
How are you even alive?
>>3839831
Why should I have to kill you?
>>3839865
Oh no all the dead people will get sick
>>3839782
Why? I may not seem like it but... All of them are quite dear to me.
>>3839796
>She looks in to you eyes and tilts her head before crossing her arms and looking away.
.. Fine I believe you, but he is an important part of our family.
>>3839810
Well it's because we're currently in the fourth generation of vocaloids, and each one has derivatives, I'm one for example.. So it adds up.
>>3839735
Good night..
>>3839796
>nods
Mm, I know how you feel.
I have been trying my hardest not to let it bother me... Especially with how fast this party has been feeling.
I'm a little tired, but..
We should try this again. Get food... burgers maybe.
>>3839810
...;
>she scoots closer to you
Try anything, and... Well, my chainsaw will be close by. Understand that?
>>3839858
Oh ok, I'll just drop now.
>she pushes herself off the ceiling and thrusts her claws into the floor
>>3839714
...I'm not stupid.
Wait a moment. Did you say Dragon? No, no, no, no. Not here...
I-Is the dragon here now?
>>3839735
Ah. I get you. Perhaps I can explain it to you after your nap?
>>3839759
Yep! It also applies to 'special' undead too! Like me!
>>3839782
I...I don't know any sciences. That sounds dreadful for me...
So you're not six years old?
>>3839792
Bombs? Ghosts? You sure its wise to stab a bomb? Or a ghost for that matter?
>>3839796
Great! Teach me your ways, wise...uh teacher.
>>3839803
I think I might have this feeling too. One girl is telling me about something called "science". I mean, what is that, right!?
>>3839868
Far worse than that...
She might hate me and want to kill me, but there is another. Something more terrifying.
>>3839865
And then there were 2
>>3839835
>he refuses for a moment, but slowly agrees to the idea
You know what, I think you're right! With this I'll be able to do all kinds of stuff with my manhood!
>he attaches the gun to his fully charged, 20in gun, and faces the dumdum
Now stand still. I'm going to attempt to pop your cherry!
>>3839821
Well, alright, sorry.
I didn't mean to make anything awkward.
I'm feeling kinda sleepy, so.. I'm not really thinking straight.
>>3839847
N-No! Finding her, maybe, but I don't really want you to jab her!
>>3839850
Sorry! I didn't mean to make you miss the whole thing! Well, I kinda did, I just changed my mind too late.
>>3839858
I like it, but it's just different.
Not something I could see myself eating normally.
>>3839868
>She's clearly trying to hold in laughter.
Sooo?
>>3839886
Vocaloids?
What's a, uh.. Vocaloid?
>>3839889
I understand! I won't try anything, I promise. Get some good sleep, Urotsuki. Know that you've got a lot of friends that love you, okay?
Yuno are you here?
>>3839810
>"I'm the one who intercepts most intruders~. Partly because I just like to practice how fast I go."
>She extends her wings to full size, stretching for a moment
>>3839887
...Garry. I'm sorry I can't stay awake any longer.
>she hugs you tight
Don't worry about me though. Have a good night, Garry.
>>3839893
Now that's going to be entertaining. I feel like you'll enjoy your time around here discussing that topic with them.
>>3839895
This could be creepy foreshadowing Aizawa
>>3839913
I am here.
>>3839893
He flew away a while ago, don't get your metal panties in a twist, beside he's a wuss he can't do nothing to anyone.
>>3839899
>She just stands there waitin' for whatever Subadum's tryin' to do.
Jeez... at least be right 'bout things. That ain' 20 inch, that's more like 7 inch or somethin'. Just do th' simply math of four times 1.7, that's like 7 inch or somethin'!
>>3839836
There's more to it than that. I thought you would have made short work of everyone here, kind of like you did with that wall.
>>3839912
It's no big deal, but you spoiling it for me was what really mattered! I didn't want to know what happened to Bruce Willis a the end. That hurts more than dying.
>>3839912
Don't worry about it.
I can't help but feel that there's something I meant to tell you though... before all that.
Something important.
>>3839926
F-foreshadowing?
>>3839799
She is unneeded. She just causes problems for people like you.
>>3839810
I apologize Makoto. I keep thinking back to her.
>>3839886
I understand your fears. I am a terrifying creature. However I am one that is gaining emotions. I will not let anything harm him.
>>3839889
That sounds enjoyable. I am glad we were able to meet in the first place. We were both troubled at the time.
>>3839926
The winner.
H-Hello everyone.
>Nibbles on her sleeve, and looks back.
>>3839941
A joke, be at ease.
>>3839948
Placements
>>3839932
http://i.4cdn.org/f/stop_slapping_tenshi.swf
4u, a cunt linked this to me and I knew you'd like this.
>>3839893
Mobility. It is important to keep on your feet. You can not be even a mediocre warrior if you are too slow or if you keep tripping.
>>3839912
...What do you think my answer's gonna be?
>>3839894
The stalker?
>>3839893
Everyone loves their magic...SIX!? Most people say I look ten at the absolute youngest! I've been stuck like this since I was like...thirteen or fourteen, and it's been a few years since.
>>3839886
I just can't imagine having that many people....
>>3839920
Turning in, huh? Be seeing you, then, have a good one.
>>3839948
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3839951
Hi there.
>>3839913
I'm right here, anon. What is it?
>>3839951
That isn't food, idiot.
>>3839893
I stab the monster carrying the bomb, then kick the bomb, then I stab the ghost because the ghost won't go away until I stabbed it.
>>3839912
Why? She sounds like she had blood.
>>3839951
Are you eating yourself? Can I have some of you if you don't mind.
>>3839955
Thanks for hosting.
D-did I miss the party?
>>3839955
Oh......
I was honestly so spooked I didn't even realize I lost.
Damnit.
>>3839962
>Her face goes pale.
>>3839951
Who are you supposed to be? And can you tell me where the greatest treasure in the universe is?
>>3839916
Woah, those're a lot bigger than I thought at first glance. Do all vampires where you're from have wings like those?
>>3839940
Oh. Ohhh.. I didn't mean to spoil it, it just slipped out. Sorry about that, Subaru.
Just forget what you heard.
>>3839941
Something important?
Well, try to remember it if it's important!
What is it?
>>3839942
It's fine. Her?
>>3839962
First, what do you think MY answer's gonna be?
>>3839974
You can't just stab people for no reason!
>>3839942
To keep the humans safe.
>"Lotsa them can keep care of themselves~."
>>3839951
I'm not sure if you should try to eat your own clothes, Miss.
>>3839955
>>3839948
Thank you for taking your time to host for us.
>>3839938
It's 20, god dammit! Stop trying to humiliate me in front of everyone!
>he moves as close as possible to the dumdum, and cocks the gun back
A-Are you ready? I think I'm ready...
>he unloads in the dumdum, sending his bullets flying, basically piercing her. her cherry then pops after the force of the bullets becomes too much for her
Aaaaand there!
>post yfw no one likes you
>>3839890
>He flinches as you pierce the floor with your claws
Alright Clawdia, the doctor should be on his way, ok? It might be a little bit though.
>>3839893
So you have to relight these real specific bonfires? What an afterlife...
>>3839912
But hey, it's not a normal night, am I right!? I have some beer too if you're interested.
>>3839955
Thanks for the game, Papa Bones!
>>3839982
Sorry Nito, skeleman just wrapped it up
>>3839989
>"Pretty much~. Not all of them have them extended though, and mine are just extra-big."
>>3839920
It's fine, I just arrived at a bad time..You have a great sleep though okay Urotsuki?
>He returns the hug with a bigger one.
>>3839948
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3839989
Mother.
>>3839990
It sounds to me that humans do not belong there.
>>3839982
Been an hour since Garnet's birthday was over so kinda?
>>3839989
It was something about the outer unit.
...
I'm sure it'll come to me.
>shambles into the thread
I have returned.
>>3839982
>spanks
>you cannot avoid this
>you like this
>>3839912
>rests her head on you
Then goodnight. ...Thank you for reminding me.
>>3839948
>>3839955
>>3839955
Congrats, Yukine!
Thanks for the game, Boney James!
>>3839951
Knock that shit off already. You're too old to be eating your sleeve.
>>3839989
You know what you're going to have to do now, right?
Kill me so I forget it.
>>3839912
Well at first, when my brother came out, they were just programs for singing, you'd write a song on it, mess with the voice settings, like pitch and stuff, and they'd sing it for you, back then there were only five, my brother included, he's really old..
>>3839942
>She sighs and motions with her hand.
.. I just thought of what he's probably going to get you..
>>3839962
It's not as hectic as you'd think..
>>3839999
>I like you, and those 9's.
>>3839955
Congratulations Yukine!
Thank you for hosting!
>>3840015
>"We've always co-existed...sorta~."
Rather harsh on them....
>>3839989
Well duh, I have reason, it's because I want the blood.
>>3840006
Oh. Wanna play tag?
>>3840020
>she waves at the big robot
>>3840034
I'm sure you've got a funny bone somewhere.
>>3839989
That you're dead serious?
>>3839986
What? You told me about them before.
>>3840020
Oof. What's with you?
>>3840006
O-Oh, no, I don't actually drink alcohol. Sorry.
I don't like it.
>>3840010
Is it 'cause you're an extra powerful vampire?
>>3840015
That's what I was afraid of.
I think you should.. Well..
No, that's not nice of me to say. Nevermind.
>>3840017
Just think about it.
I've got time.
>>3840023
Goodnight.. Sleep well.
>>3840030
That's not how it works! Even I know that!
>>3840032
Hmm.. That's interesting! So you vocaloids are singers? Are you all robots?
>>3840041
Then you could ask people.
Most people don't want to be stabbed! That hurts!
>>3839998
It ain' 20, it's a visible 7 ya dumdum.
>She just watches as he's tryin' to get through her skirt 'n panties.
If you're gonna try somethin' like this you'll first have to actually get me undressed 'n stuff. I ain' all hot 'n bothered from somethin' that's so friggin' minimal.
>She puts a cherry on top of th' silencer instead.
There's a real cherry for you! She's just waitin' for your poppin' power Subadum!
Oh hey I win.
>>3839955
thanks
Will anyone host now? I will try my best to host the fastest possible
>>3839955
Thanks for hosting
>>3840050
>She bursts out into laughter and lazily hugs your waist upside-down, shaking her head.
No, the opposite! I'm completely joking!
You didn't really think I was serious, did you?
>"Fighters arm up!"
>'We have arrived, for Nod brothers!'
>>3839922
You know what science is too!? I feel like I'm being kept out of obvious common knowledge now.
Is it a magic?
>>3839935
Don't be ridiculous! Its a DRAGON. It will destroy everything it touches!
I don't want to loose these souls...N-Not yet...
>>3839951
Ah hello there, Miss! Something the matter?
>>3839959
I can be mobile! Watch this!
>the knight does a pathetic fatroll
S-See? I'm already as swift as a river!
>>3839962
Well yeah. Magic can be safe and comforting...for the most part.
I-I'm sorry. How old are you exactly?
It looks like I came here in time, (un)fortunately!
What'd I miss, dudes?
>>3840020
I'm not sure if that's an acceptable greeting but welcome back.
>>3840034
And even the simplest form of kindness that one shows to another has to be appreciated.
>>3839964
Hello.
>>3839968
Sorry! Bad habit of mine, anon.
>>3839974
......Wh-Where's your hands?
>>3839987
I'm Uriko! The greatest treasure in the universe, is in your head.
>>3839997
I'm not eating it, though. What's your name?
>>3840030
Hello Mr. Fruit stand man, what are you up to? I've never seen you this grumpy before, what's wrong?
>>3840032
Are you willing to tell me?
>>3840037
*signs*
There is really no one else? No one as homicidal?
>>3840052
I probably will not mind.
>>3840061
If you do not wish to, I could take your place.
>>3840006
>>3840016
Well then, excuse me while I find a way to kill myself further.
>>3840021
>screes internally
>>3840030
My name is Lord AInz, please use it.
>>3840032
It is a simple service.
>>3840046
I suppose you are referring to the humerus bone?
>>3840056
Your winscreen along with every other will be made when I figure out what they shall be.
>>3840061
You may pick up the torch if you desire.
>>3839955
Thanks for givin' us somethin' to do Skeledum! I might've been knocked cold pretty fast but I did enjoy it all. Congratulations to th' winner!
>>3840072
Well, is it really..
Is it really healthy for you to call someone like that "mother?"
It sounds to me like she never really cared about your feelings.
>>3840052
You're a smart one, Makoto. For a hot second there I thought I had you within my grasp!
>>3840055
>with his 23in gun, he tosses the cherry into the air
>he then thrusts towards is, unloading all his bullets at the cherry
>it doesn't pop
Eh, whatever. It's not like that was important anyways.
>>3840072
Well, checking the hour, yes, host now
>>3840066
Hello bucket head, how's a goin'!!
>>3840052
Fine, I'll ask her, then I'll stab her.
>>3840064
>she looks confused
>>3840068
Heya America.
>>3840070
>she extends her claws
Here they are.
>>3840093
Stop asking me to kill you!
>>3840034
The other Papa Bones likes it!
>>3840041
Uh... uuuhhh... How about hide and seek instead?
>>3840052
It's an acquired taste, no worries! Say, what is your favorite drink then?
>>3840074
No, c'mon, don't do that!
>>3840068
A surprise party for Ramlethal!
>>3840056
Congrats, right!
>>3840050
No, no... I just don't like thinking about them.
>>3840052
Hmmm...
Oh right! I mentioned it before that the outer unit runs on electricity. At some point I'm going to have to charge it otherwise it'll--
>She suddenly goes limp.
>>3840078
Ah, that was just a saying. It sort of doubled as a skeleton joke...
Sorry.
>>3840066
I insulted it's life, it's wife, and it's culture, yet the damn bastard doesn't even give me lib for it.
>>3839974
That's...pretty good actually. My question is how you stabbed the ghost? Aren't they formless or something?
>>3839982
A-A skeleton!?
Pffft, I mistook you for a threat for a second! Hahaha!
>>3839999
Talk to me later, alright? I'm sure I'll like you
>>3840006
Hey, it could be worse. I'd rather be unkindled than hollow.
>>3840020
>stares with awe at the robot
A giant! My I haven't seen a friendly one in ages! Hello there!
>>3840066
Yes I do, but I'm sure the lady you just mentioned could give you a better describtion than one I could dream about.
>>3840064
Excuse me?
>>3840070
My name is Klaus Von Reinherz, and it's a pleasure to meet you, Miss.
>The man hands her a business card.
Excuse me for being confused by your actions.
>>3840104
Howdy, Clawdia! How's it going?
>>3840107
AND I MISSED IT?
Stupid Russian timezones, I missed someone's birthday...
>>3840104
No! You ask, "excuse me, can I have blood?"
And if they say "no," then you ask someone else!
If they say "yes," then you should take it out with a syringe or something less painful!
>>3840107
Mm.. I dunno.
Water.
>>3840111
...
Aizawa?
..Aizawa? Did your battery die?
>>3840068
I'm trying to unload my things into a girl, but other than that you missed nothing.
Oh, say surprise to Rambo. She deserves it.
>>3840070
You're trying to eat your sleeve. That won't digest well, and you might die from it, so don't do it.
>>3840078
Alright Mr. Boney!
>>3840106
Gosh Makoto, you sound mad. Why don't you take a seat and I'll start messaging your back?
>>3840093
>She just stares at th' idiot tryin' to pop a real cherry with a silencer attached to his manhood.
...Next time you're tryin' to pop my cherry with them 6 inch ya should be removin' panties 'n skirts first. Actually that's a tip for all th' ladies you'll be encounterin'. Unless they are skanks, then they won't even be wearin' any and their jugs will be flingin' outa th' shirts they wearin'!
I want to fuck that doll
>>3840052
Yeah, though a lot of us go through a phase of wanting to be human, but it's pointless, and we just learn to like ourselves, it happens a lot.
>>3840072
Hmm... No, not really, I already slightly ruined the surprise.
>>3840078
Why is a giant skeleton talking to me... Moreover, how is a giant skeleton talking to me?
>>3840066
...
I see you have a lot to experience..
>>3840090
That is correct. However it is the best term to call her. She was my creator.
>>3840097
I understand. Ahem. I will follow your request.
Prepare yourselves for a new thread.
>>3840111
It is quite fine, along with my emotions my sense of humor has gone mostly numb.
>>3840107
Nito?
>>3840149
The same way you are speaking to me human.
>>3840069
>nods
>>3840050
Nothing. Why?
>>3840129
Another knight huh?
>nods
>>3840137
>flicks the back of your head
>>3840101
Uh...great! I'm doing just fine. HAHAhahaha...
>rubs the helmet embarrassingly
Its not a bucket...
>>3840122
Maybe it can't understand you? It is a dragon. I don't think they can speak...
>>3840063
Definitely...coulda fooled me.
>>3840066
I dunno, 18, 19? Somewhere around that.
>I don't even care if it's not necessary, I just wanna note that that's IC.
>>3840111
Oh...well, fair enough. I dunno, living in constant fear of being eaten or burned at a stake is...potent.
>>3840064
What?
>>3840032
Well, you've always been used to it.
>>3840107
Nah, when I seek I usually dash into everything and sometimes I throw a jab, for good measure...
>she sits down
Funny, I don't feel sad no more.
>>3840129
I guess my claws can hit ghosts, because I can't kick them.
>>3840132
It's going good, how about you, I heard July has a day that is good for you.
>>3840137
But I did that a long time ago, it just makes me mad, so I think I'll be more assertive.
>>3840142
You're a...skank, right? Would you mind removing your clothes for me to pop your cherry?
