HG thread
>>3836754
He is not your sibling, Kaito.
>>3836721
oh I'm not baiting.
>>3836763
Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you.
>>3836848
I'll get so many items it's gonna make everyone cry.
>>3836835
Alright, but don't worry, there's still plenty of time left in the party. No rush!
>>3836701
...Riiiiight.
>>3836758
I'm not controlling them right now anyways. They're just idle.
>>3836777
Alright... I guess I don't have a choice.
...
I'm... starting to realize how awkward this slumber party is going to be though. Based on the whole you-know-what thing I've got going on.
>>3836781
Well... Don't give up, I guess.
>>3836744 (Iida)
I'm not sure people how can learn how to be heroes... but I know that true heroes shows empathy regardless of the people!
We should hang out more often, so you can study and train on that. Okay?
>>3836740 (Commander)
You really do think I'm strange and bizarre.....
I wanted to ask you what kind of experiment they did... but it's useless now.
I'm sure I could've made money out of this
>>3836777 (Makoto)
I like my popcorn like my haters: full of salt!
But I do love chocolate milk though. I'd take one!
>>3836848
G-Get this thing away from me...
>>3836754
This means I'm going to win, right!?
>>3836771
JUST
SHOOT
DAMMIT!
WE'RE WASTING VALUABLE TIME! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WIN IF YOU DON'T SHOOT!?
>>3836777
Yeah yeah, it's not like I want to peep in on you UGLY girls anyways...
>>3836778
I just proved to you that I can do dark magic! Don't you dare ever doubt me ever again, you got that!?
>>3836781
Like I've said before, I lack a lot of things, especially knowledge. I think you're probably more knowledgeable than I am.
>>3836841
A few things.
>>3836831
>She rolls her eyes
Think what you want.
>>3836865
I'll ask you to keep out of my head in the future.
>>3836871
Does that change much...?
>>3836848
Nonsense! Everyone can be my little brother! But they have to be guys obviously...
>>3836865
Well, welcome Krystal, It's nice to see some furry folk around. Too much skin here, in my opinion
>>3836872
...I think I gathered enough data for a log, I'm gonna go away now.
>>3836769
I did not mean it inherently.
>>3836771
Did you just...did you just shoot me?
>>3836781
I'm fairly certain I am, miss.
>>3836868
But I doubt she'd want to miss much.
>>3836848
>>3836890
Not these guys.
>>3836777
Aw shucks! Oh well!
>>3836757
>Holds face again
I-I didn't say anything about being punched...
>>3836777 (Druid Squirrel Lady)
>>3836868
What's this movie about anyway?
>>3836880
Ah! I thought that was like, movie magic and stuff!
>>3836868
>Sneaks into the party using quicksilver to stop time. Hides in the closet.
>>3836871
I'm getting the feeling that you don't believe me.
>>3836899
Alright, bye bye!
>>3836762
This sounds pretty boring actually... I'm really nothing special.
But Faith could give you a purpose, it would be nice, don't you think?
>>3836909
>looks at the sword
Can I use you?
>>3836891
Please, hairless is pretty exotic around the galaxy.
>>3836887
Like I would delve into your thoughts~
>>3836909
A-ah! Y-you guys... Are mean!
>>3836887
anything you could tell me about?
>>3836931
Second answer is for Subaru btw. >>3836880
>>3836917
>Godmodding
>>out
>>3836880
Well geez... then I'll just fire some more bullets at that one guy. He still seems to be standin'. I blame you 'n your sudden movements Subadum.
>She smacks him on top of th' head.
>>3836831
Well it was a pretty darn' borin' movie when I watched it. There were too many of my friends just bein' scared 'n all. It didn't do a lot to me or anythin'.
>>3836900
Well uh.... yup! I was just firin' some bullets at ya. Th' dumdum I'm ridin' is tellin' me to fire away so I'm just followin' orders!
>She fires even more bullets outa her toy at th' dumdum.
>>3836909
I'm sorry robodum but I ain' just gonna let you kill me later or anythin'! It ain' all that personal... I still like ya as a friend!
>>3836910
Yeah, well, not everything's going to work out according to plan.
>>3836909
Can you take me to WcDonalds later, Dad?
>>3836916
If you don't believe me, then kill me. I'll prove it to you one way or another.
>>3836931
Listen here foxy, I'm not going to buy into whatever cult you're selling me! I'm my own man, and that's that!
>>3836871
Then you don't need to come!
>She wraps her arms around you and plops down on a convenient couch.
Go ahead and leave if you wanna!
>Her grip did not give you the option.
>>3836872
No problem!
>She reaches behind her couch and slides a cooler out with much difficulty, popping it open and giving you a bottled chocolate milk.
>>3836880
H-Huh? You think I'm ugly?
>>3836887
Hehe, I know how you operate, you'd never compliment me directly, so you've gotta do it in code.
>She nudges the air twice.
Well, I think you're pretty not horrible, too.
>>3836906
That's a good point! Alright, I'll keep a nice, comfy spot on the couch for her.
>>3836916
It's about a guy who's a ghost!
No, wait, that was the twist ending. Forget I said anything!
>>3836917
>She doesn't notice, but changes into her pajamas in front of said closet.
>>3836909
I need to stop cheering. Even subconsciously.
>>3836868
Am I invited?
>>3836935
I don't know about your galaxy, but in this world, people like us aren't so common.
And you have to deal with persecution, but it's nothing horrible.
Nice to meet you. I'm Fyxe!
>>3836962
You couldn't ask a girl like me to get blood on my hands...
>>3836970
>realesed
>>3836959
You hit me again and I'll drop you harder than a sack of potatoes.
>>3836963
I think you're all ugly for not inviting me!
>>3836970
Wh-what do you mean by "dealt with"?
>>3836981
No boys!
Would HG watch this?
>>3836998
That's a girl
>>3836970
Special Note: seems to be something is asking me for deals, and is claiming to eat my soul, he's a retard if he believes that souls exist. if he does 'devour' my 'soul' I'll just walk away, I've got science to discover.
>>3836963
You already spoiled the ending!
>>3836887
I should have said that earlier instead of saying I had the remote hidden...
God damnit I'm such a slip-up.
>>3836923
I don't.
>>3836963
I wasn't going to, you know.
Just saying... uhhh, this secret needs to stay under wraps now more than ever.
>>3836962
I-Islam is pretty hype nowadays though.
Alright, too bad...
>>3836963
Thanks Makoto! I really appreciate it
Best IC avas?
Best OOC avas?
Best nice avas?
Best asshole avas?
Best shitposting avas?
Best host?
>>3836961
S-So did you come out of nowhere to hit me or were you the reaching for my...thing?
>>3836963
>The fucking pressure, he yelps.
>>3836951
>REEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>3836831
Okay. What is it that we are watching?
>>3836838
Are you going to give me a hint or keep me waiting?
>>3836906
I thought I would have to remove something. I can not go through that again.
>>3836880
Still. I thought your ability would have made you fearless of death.
>>3836871
Thanks. I guess.
>>3836984
Krystal.
>>3836951
>Dante
>not godmodding
>>3837018
The former. I'm nasty sometimes, but even I have limits.
>>3836994
Vague ain't it?
>>3836970
Final three.
>>3836987
I did not make this so I do not care.
Best IC avas?
Best OOC avas?
Best nice avas?
Best asshole avas?
Best shitposting avas?
Best host?
>>3836935
I've more than managed to learn how to circumvent it anyhow.
>>3836941
Not really.
>>3836963
>She simply rolls her eyes (again)
>>3837008
>She snickers
Probably. Feel free to just tell me everything now, I can keep secrets.
>She laughs
>I can't hear shit of this movie in almost total silence
>>3836986
What's that have to do with anything? Just kill me and you'll see.
>>3837012
...I'm not gay, you know.
>>3837020
It has definitely done something to my mental health, that's for sure...
>>3837008
I can see why you don't, but you have to believe me, Ryou. What reason would I have to lie about my hair?
>>3836998
Are you confusing me with my brother?
>>3837020
Something came up for him, he's been busy lately for some reason... But if you feel like telling me I'll pass it along.
>>3837044
Bolin
Bolin
Bolin
Bolin
Bolin
Bolin
>>3837067
I have this feeling he's been shitposting me recently
>>3836970
I suppose I deserve this...somehow.
>>3836963
Provided she doesn't just cling to me...or the ceiling.
>>3837020
Well, I don't have the...lower body of a ghost, at the moment.
>>3837050
I couldn't kill someone in cold blood, I'm not a murderer
>>3836778
I made another where I'm qualified to judge that you're not qualified to judge who won
>>3837050
Isn't Islam against gays though? Or are you trying to meme on me, Subaru
>>3837042
SLASH
The finale.
>>3837035
...oh.
Did you think you were going to get away with hitting me, baka?
How do you feel about eating and watching porn at the same time?
>>3837037
>>3837042
Vague and unfair...
>>3837081
Are you sure you're a dark-type? Sounds more like you're a light-type with how afraid you are.
>>3836994
Like I said, no boys allowed!
>>3837002
It's a disguise!
>>3837005
You didn't hear that! I didn't spoil anything, really!
>>3837008
Don't worry, I won't tell anybody. Your secret's safe with me. Hey, um.. Just so that we're clear, this body's pretty.. Realistic, right? Like, it can pass for a real girl throughout?
>>3837012
No problem! Don't be afraid to ask!
>>3837019
>She doesn't hear it and walks away, saving your life.
>>3837020
The Sixth Sense! Have you ever watched it before?
>>3837048
Anything you want, Rika?
Animal crackers?
Milk or something?
>>3837063
Y-You're not Kaito?
Now that I think of it..
>She looks at your boobs.
>>3837077
The ceiling?
She can do that? She's like spiderman!
>>3837113
Doesn't make sense
>>3837109
Congratulation!
And thanks for hosting Garnet!
>>3837048
Oh... well, either way I'm sure it's impressive none the less.
...
I'm starting to run dry on questions
>>3837111
Not really. But I'm used to you by now.
>>3837109
I messed up. This is the previous slide.
>>3836959
>Iida jumps around in an attempt to dodge the bullets, but fails anyways
Cut this out, now! Point me into the direction of the degenerate telling you to shoot me!
>>3837113
People do that? seriously? how do you even manage that?
>>3837109
Thanks for hosting
>>3837113
That's like eating and taking a shit at the same time. It's just not right.
>>3837020
Don't mention it.
>>3837048
The less people who know, the better.
>>3837058
...
Good point.
>>3837115
Yes.
Indistinguishable.
>>3837070
>I haven't been doing any of that recently
>Who are you?
>>3837139
How about taking a shit and fapping at the same time?
>>3837109
>>3837132
Thank you for hosting
>>3837132
I'm sore-y, I can't control my inner Canadian sometimes.
>>3837109
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3837115
Well, she can fly.... And I do believe that's Sir Kaito's female counterpart, Kaiko. I've heard of her a few times.
>>3837109
A slight ahead of yourself, miss.
But congratulations! And thank you, Miss Ramlethal!
>>3837145
Never mind then.
>>3837139
It... It isn't?
>>3837114
I am a fire type as well
>>3837115
I can't just forget it when I already heard it!
>>3837147
I did that once. Came buckets.
One day I shall rule this place, yes, and I shall fuck all the women, yes.
>>3837131
So you know what comes next then, right?
>>3837105
I'm just messing around with you~
>>3837132
>>3837109
Welly well well, congratulations Izumo!
Thanks for hosting, Rambo!
>>3837115
Not even if I close my eyes?
>>3836994
>She hits th' Subadum on th' head a few more times.
Ya won't! Ya ain' just goin' to end up hurtin' me now, will ya?
>>3837134
>Makina starts pointin' below her
He's right here! This is th' dumdum that's been tellin' me to fire at everyone! His name's Subadum, he ain' really th' brightest one 'round.
>>3837160
You watch porn to jack off, not for the riveting dialogue, how the fuck are you eating?
>>3837169
Same
>>3837132
>>3837109
Seeing as I messed up. I will ask here. Izumo. Pick a class (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Hunter, Druid, Warlock, Priest, Mage, Death Knight or Monk) or choose neutral.
>>3837158
>Just to be sure though, tell me who you are
>It's five in the morning and my mind is like a sieve
>>3837144
I'm glad we had this discussion.
>>3837144
Well, at this point you've practically told me all but the big secret itself.
>>3837127
>She shrugs
I'm not good at answering.
>>3837115
>She shrugs
...Got any soda?
>>3837132
>>3837109
Thanks for hosting and whatnot.
>>3837115
>Phew the coast is clears.
>Takes out the popcorn.
>Whispers
time to check that movie out.
>>3837181
No not same, yes, only that I will rule this alone, yes, and this place will see Anon for what she is, yes.
>>3837175
Look Subaru, I'm at that party. If you don't want to see furry tits... don't come, and don't peak.
You're already fucked up enough, don't get another fetish already.
>>3837171
Uh...no, I don't.
>>3837182
Thanks for hosting!
>>3837180
Oh I meant the shitting one.
>>3837109
>>3837132
>>3837182
Thanks for th' game 'n stuff, emotionless lil' dumdum! Even if ya messed up it's all okay 'n there's no reason to be sad over it. We all make them mistakes 'n stuff.
>>3837163
You can't have two types! That's like, against the law!
>>3837178
>he let's go of her, dropping the dumdum onto the ground
You chose the path, not me. I wanted to help you and I both win, but you just had to be ignorant.
>>3837109
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting Miss!
>>3837115
Of course I'm not Kaito, he spouts off all the time about a big family right we'll I'm his..
>She trails off and looks at you.
W-what are you staring at..?
Friendly reminder that Eila has a baby dick
>>3837207
I think that's more normal Tbh
>>3837182
Bolin, yukkuri and myself were the first to be killed.
I-I guess it was a cancer free game...
>>3837205
>
>>3837222
>>3837223
It is considered unhygienic. But if I have a slice of pizza and I need to shit. I am not going to find a plate to put it on.
>>3837222
I want to sucky sucky it
>>3837192
You're just fine at answering, I didn't have trouble understanding your answers or anything, just because you keep certain things a secret doesn't mean that it's a bad answer
Oh, I got another, how do you come up with the names for your tanks?
>>3837236
Just be careful with the pizza hand and you're good
>>3837202
I don't have any fetishes, but even if I did want to go into that party I wouldn't be looking at your tits! There's a lot more tits to go around than yours, you know.
>>3837178
>>3837214
What the hell is your problem, telling some little girl to shoot me with a fake gun? If I had been more aware, I could have harmed her thinking it was a real one.
>>3837229
>she steps back after a few seconds
Alright, that's enough out of you.
new game when?
>>3837250
Glad we can agree on something.
>>3837214
I normally act as a fire type, but secretly I'm a dark type!
Why is Gengar such an adorable pokemon
>>3837252
True, but mine take space like... HUGE SPACE, you couldn't see any other tits around.
I'd never thought you were a vanilla guy though... Isolation usually turn neets into huge degenerates.
>>3837222
I don't want to talk about it...
>>3837262
You didn't hit me this time! That's the effects of progress setting in!
>>3837144
>She giggles mischievously and reaches around, groping the outer body's tiddies.
And it feels the same, too? I'm just being extra-sure.
>She was being extra sure. EXTRA sure.
>>3837157
Huh... Well, as long as it's a girl, she's invited. I thought that was just Kaito in drag.
Hey, that reminds me, can I ever learn to fly?
>>3837163
But you didn't hear it! I didn't say anything!
>>3837175
Not even then!
Well, I could blindfold you, actually. Does that work?
>>3837192
>She reaches back behind the couch and digs into her cooler, pulling out two cans, one Pepsi, one Coke. She looks back to you over her shoulder, while simultaneously overly-seductively swaying her hips.
Which?
>>3837215
Just making sure you're a woman!
Anyways, you're definitely welcome! Come on in and take a seat!
>>3837214
>She just locks her legs 'round th' Subadum's waist.
I ain' just lettin' myself fall onto the floor! Hey... you were th' one who died before me 'n stuff, ya didn't even get near th' end.
>>3837253
It ain' just a fake gun! It's a real gun, I just call them my toys, 'cause they are like toys for me! They make quite th' awesome sound when playin' around.
>>3837277
It's just a blob of purple. Tbh I find grimer cute too.
>>3837182
Is this really necessary? Priest will be my class of choice.
>>3837175
>>3837157
>>3837215
Can you be quiet? This is nothing to celebrate about. Shut up.
>>3837277
>>3837187
Ditto.
>>3837192
And I never will.
Not consciously.
And if I look like I'm about to, against my will, just stop listening.
>>3837286
...No. I-I don't think so?
Stop that.
>>3837252
>Spsssh.
Yo.
>>3837277
Aron is cuter
>>3837286
She's lying about the inner body b.tw, it's a dude.
>>3837285
Uh huh. Whatever you want to believe, Eila. It's your world.
>>3837286
You should tie his hands too.... about Subaru
You never know what he might do with them.
He plans to see and FEEL tits tonight
>>3837286
You didn't say anything?
Then maybe I was just hearing things...
>>3837246
>She shrugs
Whatever fits or sounds impressive, to me. Shrine-tank was styled after a Shinto shrine to increase it's youkai-repelling ability, the Flower Tank had it's vines, and Evil Eye Sigma...well, the name says it all.
>>3837286
>She doesn't even seem to notice the hips, simply glancing between the two
I've always been fond of coke when I had to take a pick.
>>3837294
Can't promise that. A bit too...interested in the pursuit of knowledge. But really, am I so untrustworthy...?
>>3837253
You have to play to win, right class president?
>>3837271
Oh yeah? Well I'm also a water-type, so I can easily kick your ass any day of the week!
>>3837284
Psh, you'll never know what gets me going, and I plan to keep it that way! Lord knows what would happen if people found out what I really like, you know?
>>3837286
Hmm...what kind of design is on the blindfold?
>>3837287
>he drops to the ground, banging her head off the ground as he sits comfy cozy~
You sure are dumb, you know that? You can't just defeat a guy by locking onto him and thinking that's enough to make him give up.
>>3837287
...
Oh.
>Falls over
>>3837286
>She walks past her into the party looking around for a couple of seconds before speaking.
Do I need PJs as well? Everyone is dressed in them..
>>3837290
... I hope you die next game.
>>3837315
Hmmm... wait a second... I think I remember someone with a big eyeball looking thing... You don't let anyone else use the Evil Eye Sigma do you?
>>3837286
>stiff nipples
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>3837290
Oi, don't tell me to shut-up when I did you a favor and congratulated you!
>>3837296
Do you have to come in here at weird times like that?
>>3837063
Kaiko? Ugh. He is giving me a gift tomorrow. Do you know what it is.
>>3837050
Has it? How interesting.
>>3837077
So If I do not see that, I can assume you are alive?
>>3837115
I never watched a movie.
>>3837290
I will begin to work on it.
>>3837325
You aren't really going to try to hurt me are you?
Please help. Rent is due and I don't have enough (You)s to pay the landlord. He's going to throw me and my kids out on the street!
Can I borrow a few (You)s?
>>3837356
Just this one time, don't make it a regular thing.
>>3837290
There's no need to be so hostile, miss.
>>3837286
I suppose anyone can, provided they learn. And from what I can gather, all of Sir Kaito's siblings have such...counterparts.
>>3837330
I'm just in my fancy dress, I doubt it's needed. And that youkai's still in her sundress, as well....
>>3837335
...Sigma hasn't even been constructed for years.
>>3837286
>Listens closely.
....what are those girls, up too?
>>3837325
I might have an idea... you were pretty careless about it this week, but I don't think people remember. I do though.
I won't tell anyone, don't worry
>winks
>>3837356
>gives a pity (you)
>>3837309
First I had to approach you, and now you approach me! First you use to hit me, and now you just back away! Are you really saying things haven't changed?
>>3837348
It'd be a fair assumption.
>>3837364
>>3837286
>>3837290
>OOOH CHRIST I FUCKED UP BAD
>Yes the first two were supposed to be Elly
>>3837356
>>3837364
Really? Then maybe that thing really was just some weird ghostie like they said...
>>3837327
Have a good night's rest, Iida-tan.
>>3837348
Oh yeah, I feel like I'd go crazy any moment now, in which case I'd want you to put me out of my misery, okay?
>>3837353
>he splashes want on her
Yes, I will.
>>3837367
...Wh-what? What the hell do you know about me!? Spit it out!
>>3837356
If you get thrown out I'll show you the ropes.
>>3837356
Just this once you son of a gun
>>3837394
Bold strategy.
>>3837372
I just...need some time to think about it more. Okay?
>>3837394
>that feel when your dad has actually spent rent money on crack
I didn't come here to feel.
For the winner.
>>3837294
>She doesn't stop that. Actually, she starts doing it more. What a crazy squirrel.
I dunno, it feels pretty authentic to me. I think you might be able to pass for a real girl. MIGHT.
>>3837308
I'm aware of that.
>>3837310
That's a good idea. Alright, we'll do that. Would you mind? I don't really know how to tie the best knots ever.
>>3837312
Yep, you totally were. I didn't say a single thing. Who're you? What're we doing? Where are we?
>>3837315
Really? Ever since I got here I've loved Pepsi. It's nice and sweet. Reminds me of someone.
>She pops it open for you and hands it over, keeping the Pepsi for herself and taking the familiar position of resting her head in your lap to watch the movie.
>>3837325
Uh, it's red.
>>3837330
Yep! If you don't have any, then you can just borrow a pair of mine. They're orange, is that fine? I don't think we're all that different in sizes.. Maybe one size.
>>3837348
Never? Never in your whole life?
>She rests her feet in your lap.
Well then, let's get to it!
>>3837364
Huh. So, d'you think you could teach me how to fly? Does it take a long time?
>>3837366
>You manage to catch something about "real" and "breasts."
>>3837392
>>OOOH CHRIST I FUCKED UP BAD
Why did this make me kek?
Dubs XD
>>3837401
>water is now dripping from her hair and chin
GAH!
Leave it to a water type to overcome my fire-based moe moe attack!
>>3837315
That's not what I don't want to tell you.
I don't want to tell you because I don't want to tell anyone.
>>3837427
What do you mean might?
>Tries to push your hands away.
And I already said stop that. I don't like it!
Check these digits
>>3837401
I do remember you got fucked anally twice this week... and you had an orgy with me also twice.
I think I've got the picture picture already...
Furry futas?
>>3837394
Hey man, care to share at least?
>>3837343
Don't ask....
Want to crash the girls party? I can't do this alone, this is a team effort.
Good evening everyone.
CHECK EM FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>3837325
>She puts her arms behind her head 'n just keeps on puttin' more pressure 'round his waist.
This is hurtin' ya more than it'll hurt me y'know? At a certain moment yer intestines will be givin' up and you'll be croakin' up some of yesterdays food!
>>3837327
>She starts pokin' him in th' face.
Say... are you awwright 'n stuff or are you havin' a bad time over there?
>>3837412
wow
>>3837427
Pepsi has more sugar. More appealing in smaller amounts, less so the larger it gets.
>>3837455
I suppose I can't blame you...ah, well.
>>3837399
I...hallucinate sometimes. And I did name and theme Sigma after a type of youkai called Evil Eyes.
>>3837433
>Probably because I overreacted
>>3837457
>>3837469
Bolin, just fucking kill yourself already, you'll never get dubs.
>>3837410
I'll accept this answer, but only because it's better than the constant "No"s you would always give me!
But if you hit me in the face ever again, I'm going to shove my gun up your ass and pull the trigger.
>>3837348
He's probably just going to give you a weapon, a lot of out props are actually real since they can't actually hurt us anyway and it's better to go authentic, he's probably going to get you one.
>>3837356
Oh (You) poor soul...
>>3837364
But the sundress looks a little like a nightgown... And why'd you wear something so fancy?...
>>3837427
Ah, no it's okay I was only asking, I always carry more than one outfit with me, is there somewhere to get changed..?
>>3837427
I'll do it, Subaru is actually a huge pervert!
>>3837401
>ties your hands.
Now you can hear, you can smell... But you can't see nor touch anything..Hey, I hope you like cuckolding Subaru, because it's almost like that
>>3837427
W-Wait we aren't here to watch a movie? You asked me to come here! Did I just imagine everything!? Why are you so confused too?
CHECK EM NIGGERS
>>3837427
>Alastor sparks
I'm getting that tingling sensation too, bro.... breasts......real?
>Listens more.
Dang when is that movie going to play.
>>3837467
Nice eyepatch you got there. I was thinking about getting one too for my right eye.
>>3837490
GOD I want to breed you so bad.
>>3837479
Real life is no joke. Shit gets bad sometimes. But you get over it and move on because pic related.
>>3837427
>Is suddenly on the couch
Good flick, I think we still have a VHS tape of it.
>>3837467
What's up man?
I want to push Bolin's face into a belt sander
>>3837401
>>3837473
>Is out like a fucking light due to shock
>>3837401
You told me you kept your thoughts when you die and regenerate.
>>3837427
Hm. I missed some of it.
>>3837392
*she breaths in deeply*
Okay then.
>>3837489
That is nice. Any one in particular?
>>3837467
Greetings stranger.
>>3837427
Ah...I'm most certainly not the one to do it, miss. I believe I always could...and by any means I can't imagine when I couldn't, if I at one point couldn't.
>>3837467
A slight late for the afternoon, but hello, sir.
>>3837524
There's no need to worry for me, miss, really.
>>3837480
Wait what about hallucinating? And Evil Eyes are a kind of youkai as well?
Weird...
>>3837487
Right! Right! Of course. I know what you're capable of, and that's enough for me to back off of you a little bit.
I'm going to sleep, good night everyone
>>3837511
Wow calm down anon, there are children around.
And I'm actually at a "no boys allowed" party... so we can't do that now...
>>3837427
Nope! It has to have a nice design on it! Buy another one.
>>3837454
Your moe moe attack only makes me angrier! Girls shouldn't be doing things like that, it's just wrong on so many levels!
>>3837459
THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE! I WOULDN'T EVER BE THAT DEPRAVED OR DEGENERATE..IVE!
>>3837462
Oh, so THAT'S why you came here, eh?
I don't know though, how can I trust you to make sure I don't accidentally get left behind?
>>3837467
Evening eyepatch!
>>3837473
That's it, I've had it up to HERE with you!
>he stands up, finds the nearest tree, and twists himself, trying to make you hit it
>>3837490
Why do you keep throwing weirdo fetishes at me!? None of them are correct!
>>3837515
im depressed now
>>3837555
Peace Oce.
>>3837467
HI!!!!!!!
>>3837555
Take your trips with you, bakakakaka....
Have a good night...
>>3837489
It's flower-themed...! And because my only other outfit is just a white shirt and brown shorts.
>>3837541
Sometimes I...imagine things. That Sigma's there.
>>3837547
O-Oi, if didn't want to take me seriously, you could have just said that instead of a smart remark.
>>3837510
Thanks, I think it looks nice. What's up with your right eye?
>>3837519
Nothing much, been out and about collecting and recording history.
>>3837524
Hey there chocolate cutey.
>>3837532
Well evening can stretch pretty far don't you think, its a bit later than afternoon, but a bit sooner than night.
>>3837563
EVENING SCREAMING KID!
>>3837577
YO!!! BREAD!
>>3837521
Oh come on, it's not like a toy gun hurts that bad.
>>3837524
It might snap me out of it, but that's all I can think of that would solve this problem, you know?
>>3837555
Night!
>>3837569
That's life.
>>3837579
Your face looks like a marshmellow
>>3837592
>if you*
>>3837593
I DIDN'T EVEN SCREAM YET!
>>3837592
>sucks dick
>>3837563
Futa is pretty normie Subaru, it's the new big tits.
If you don't like futa, you're vanilla sorry...
Also, I was joking, I know you're not into NTR... but Makoto don't want you to try anything funny during the party. SO I have yo tie your hands down...
>>3837555
Nighto!
>>3837563
I kidnapped the U.S. president, and escaped a rank one maximum security prison. I leave no one behind.
>>3837593
What's wrong with it? Nothing, I just think I would look kinda cool with an eyepatch.
>>3837560
I'll dress up as a girl and no one will know the difference.
>>3837593
Collecting and recording history? You work at a university or something?
>>3837592
...I'll be going now.
>>3837563
Then I'll just be forced to switch to dark type methods
>holds up a bag ready to slip it over your head at a moments notice
Imposter-kun > Bolin
>>3837622
Now we're talking.
>>3837593
Nice eyepatch. How'd you lose an eye bro?
>>3837622
Please, us girls have a 6th sense for that. They will spot you.
And how do you intend to breed me with so much girls around. Unless you're a really bad lover, I'd probably moan, you know?
>>3837455
>She lets you push her hands, only tilting her head in confusion.
Why? It's not like it's your body or anything! Plus, this is important, I need to see if you're completely convincing!
>>3837480
>She takes a drink and swishes it around in her mouth for a bit before swallowing.
Yeah, but who cares about healthy stuff? Sugar makes things taste great.
>>3837489
>She points to a side room.
Yeah, right in there. There shouldn't be anyone in there, but you might wanna check the closets to see if anyone's being a perv.
>>3837498
Yeah, we are watching a movie!
It's the Sixth Sense! It's a movie about a guy who's a ghost!
Waaiiit...
>>3837505
>Something something "..convincing, but I need to touch them more.."
>Unfortunately, you can't see what's happening from your spot in the closet.
>>3837519
No boys!
>She kicks you on the arm.
Perv!
>>3837524
That's fine, you just missed the opening sequence, nothing important.
>>3837532
I guess you're right.. Hm, d'you think anybody can teach me? Being able to fly seems pretty cool.
>>3837563
No! Then you can't come to the slumber party!
>>3837589
Weird... do you think it could be a real Evil Eye just drifting in and out?
>>3837672
>Grabs his arm
Hey what the fuck man!? I'm watching a movie over here!
>>3837480
Ah... I didn't want to disappoint you or anything.
You're making me feel bad about this, you know?
>>3837672
I still don't know what you mean by convincing!
>>3837593
>She pulls a pocket watch out of her hat and inspects it for a moment before stowing it away
I don't think half an hour until midnight...counts, sir.
>>3837663
I didn't have much of a choice in that, myself, either, miss....
>>3837672
A human who learned to via their own magic, I suppose.
>>3837521
>She splashes a lil' bit water into th' knocked th' fuck out dumdum's face.
It's wakey-wakey time! Just jump right back up 'n you'll be feelin' fine in no time.
>>3837563
>Makina turns her leglock 'round, now facin' the dumdum as he tries to twist her against th' tree.
>Pushes him against th' tree 'n drops him to th' floor 'n stares at him
>
You've gotta step it up a lil' bit if you wanna end up hurtin' me! I've had my fair share of trainin' ya know? I ain' just a lil' gall with no defense or trainin'... I'm more than capable of doin' my thing!
>>3837667
>off by one
>Satan has forsaken me
Kill me
>>3837524
He got you a chainsaw last time right? He'll probably get you something that shoots projectiles, he's dumb and likes to keep things in balance.
>>3837589
I'm just saying it looks a little like one, but why'd don't you just wear a guys shirt? I steal one of my brothers every so often, they're pretty comfortable.
>>3837672
Ah, thank you very much!
>She goes into the room with out really checking.
>>3837672
AH! You just said it! Deja-vu!
>>3837598
Puffy fluffy marshmallowy adorableness!
>>3837667
Nah, it's fine. I'll wear makeup, perfume, a bra, panties, everything. I'll even pretend to go change my tampon or something like that just to seal the deal. As for your moaning I'll just have to go agonizingly slow.
Surprise.
>>3837672
>Alastor sparks again.
Okay, heard so--
>Blushes.
Damn man....oh damn....
>>3837713
>squeezes cheeks
Puffy face
>>3837613
DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!
>>3837619
I guess, but you wouldn't really see it under that sweet hair of yours.
>>3837623
Nah. It's kinda of the family job. Just I seemed to lose my notebook. Gramps is gonna kill me.
>>3837653
Dangerous life, I've had to watch wars and stand on the sidelines watching both sides.
>>3837663
Of course not. It's a joke. You aren't very good with jokes are you?
>>3837692
Wa- It's like...
>He looks down at a watch on his wrist.
another two and a half hours until midnight. Did I change timezones or something without knowing it?
>>3837617
If you want to know what I'm interested in, I'll give you a list.
Woman
Womrn boobs
Women butt
Women legs
Women tummies
Women feet
Women kisses
Women napes
Holding hands
I'm into women, in case you haven't figured it out yet.
>>3837618
...Then what's the plan then? I don't want to go into this with no plan.
>>3837643
Uh...how exactly is that dark-type.
>>3837663
Exactly! See, you're starting to get the hang of it now, aren't you?
>>3837672
But I promise I won't do anything baaaaaad!
>>3837694
>he takes her head and tries smashing it into the tree
>>3837735
LOVE ME SOUDA
>>3837722
Chainsaw girl?
>>3837735
>I'm into women
Get a load of this normie
>>3837730
I WASN'T, I SWEAR!
>>3837746
Who's Souda? I'm Subaru.
>>3837730
Sight is overrated outside of Survival Games. I only need to actually see anything when I'm participating in one of those!
>>3837748
..I have a name, you know. It's Urotsuki.
Yes, I'm "chainsaw girl".
>>3837687
Girls!
>Kick
Only!
>Kick
>>3837690
Convincing! Like.. What if someone finds out that it's just a suit, and that you're an alien? What if they stomp on you?
I've got to make sure this outer body can pass for a real girl, all the way through.
It's just common knowledge.
>>3837692
I don't even know any of those..
>>3837713
I didn't say anything!
You didn't hear anything!
>>3837722
Welcome home!
Come sit and watch the movie!
>She pats the couch.
Did you bring pajamas?
>>3837727
>You'd hear a different voice, saying something along the lines of, "but I don't want you to touch them," and then her voice again saying, "come on, it's just for fun!"
>>3837735
No, you're not allowed, those are the rules!
If I break them for you then I have to break them for everyone!
>>3837730
You were on the sidelines, sorta sounds like a person from a game I've played.
>>3837759
Worst girl
Fucking get out
Kys
Drunk bleach
>>3837690
Well, that wasn't exactly the intent...though I doubt that it makes enough of a difference anyways.
>>3837683
Sigma is...Sigma's so, so, so many times bigger than a mere Evil Eye, and they don't have the armaments, or, well...the sigma on them.
>>3837672
Eh, the sugar makes for part of the taste, too, and at this point things don't affect my body anyways.
>>3837709
I'm not THAT desperate. And besides, it'd be oversized.
>>3837722
Oh! Hey, Urotsuki.
>>3837729
Ah!
>slaps hand
I didn't say you could touch me!
>>3837735
>slips bag over your head, and tightens cord around your neck
Dark, isn't it?
>>3837714
Mhh, you do know one or to things about disguising as a girl. Are you a trap?
Also, it's no fun, if you're slow. I need it rough you know?
Maybe it'll be best for both of us for you to jerk off... We're watching a movie anyway
Take this leaked nude picture of me, and do your thing.
>>3837672
*she looks at the screen, looking utterly baffled*
What am I supposed to feel when watching this?
>>3837692
You could have sliced the ones that did it.
>>3837709
That does sound like him. I will try to act surprised.
>>3837722
You are late with that.
>>3837730
I fail to see what is funny about that.
>>3837735
Killing is real easy to get a hang off.
>>3837752
Are you trying to pick a fight with me?
>>3837770
>shifts into girl mode due to dark magic
How about now?
>>3837735
We literally.....crash....into the girls party.
>>3837615
HOW MANY TIMES DO U HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP?
>>3837629
...O-Okay! I-I'll see you around then, Forehead-chan!
