I will be needing 36 fighters this time. I will raise it if necessary.
Limit filler and no duplicates.
>Not even the best red
No kidding? I'm not even official...but on that note, I am the best unofficial Red~.
I don't watch any shows. All I do is play video games and breathe air.
You won't need me to. Other people will do that instead.
H-How about we put the axe down, Rambo...
You're actually serious!? I-I don't actually need it, I just wanted to see if you were nice enough to do this for me!
I-I sure hope she's pretty looking! I won't settle for an ugly angel!
You got STABBED?!
Let me help you! I'll beat up whoever stabbed you!
No problem, the game was still young after all
How am I supposed to take you seriously if you keep calling yourself autistic? Stop leaving yourself open and giving me room to attack you.
I suppose I can't blame you, there....
Eh, I've got stuff to spare.
Don't talk to me as if I don't know what I'm doing....
Well, hell, I've got my own cameras scattered around here, too. How are your drones so helpful? Say...how're you controlling them?
She IS pretty, but that's a pretty awful thing to say.
I mean beauty isn't important for angels... it's their heart and they will to help you that matters...
Sure people naturally perfer good looking people, but we should be above that!
Kinda like you feel safe around Shanghai, I feel safe around Noel. I'm sure you can probably relate to that.
Oh, and I talked to Meira again. She seemed nice.
Why would you want to attack me? You don't seems like a bad person.
I'm just being honest.
Oh, no, don't be silly, Miss Sakuya merely threw it, I think I upset her by popping in unannounced. By any means, I'm very durable even by our standards.
>that was a mislink, mah bad
I-I'm not... I just excited that I thought of something that could work...
Sorry if it sounded like I was offending you
I-I suppose I see where you're coming from sir, but I won't be changing it anytime soon.
Third year Otori Mio, the President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
Wireless, sure, but...that implies that you're still directly controlling them.
Yeah, yeah.... And eh. She keeps respectful-ish.
>She shrugs and stows it away
No sweat off my back.
This is my life's work. I know what I'm going.
Yeah...I don't think you're even capable. And you've got no right.
You can't be the lowest of the low, if you're aware you are.
The Epitomes of Human Trash don't even realize that simple fact.
A cool pair of groupies, what's up. The name's Dante, and to the little lady... I don't bite.
>approaches slowly before smiling and spitting on her hand
There we go
I'm not saying you don't know what you're doing... I'm asking questions because of that...
I only meant verbally, not physically. You are a detriment to society and because of that I will treat you as that
Barb wires? Check
Teddy Bear? Check
GGGRRR... DON'T YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES, YOU FREAKING....
No I'm not! Remember? 99% boobs, I bring hapiness to people!
But you lack empathy very much, it only confirms you are indeed an autist! The test says Assburgers don't have any!
I should state that this is the fatal version of that anyfin event.
Fear not, I'm sure your friend is just preparing for the next Survival Game. It's the best way he could use his time.
H-he did mention something about having sex with his new belt.
...I mean, he has the right dicksize for it, but Seth wouldn't do that, right fella?
So listen, let's be honest, I once again proved what everybody knew deep down inside.
Even you knew it.
But, facing you for a whole week, games after games, from an apocalyptic zombie invasion, to a freaky monster world, to your games and mines, to the Fare West, and even a freaking academy.
We fought everywhere imaginable during this week, not a single second did neither of us backed down. Whether you or I had the lead, we were even more ferocious to turn up the tables.
15 games, that's the number of all the arenas we've been through for this championship.
Not just this title belt, but to write the final chapter of what we started years ago.
You and I are like sun and moon, we're completely opposite, but for some reasons we're kind of cut from the same cloth.
Because nobody here has the will and passion we possess.
We'd sacrifice anything to pull off the biggest show we can offer, even tearing apart our bodies and sanity with it.
And for that reason.. I want to be the first one to say, I respect you.
And that, I'm even glad to have met someone like you.
>extends his hand for a handshake
She did say something I kind of didn't agree with, though. She said that she didn't really consider you a friend, and that bothered me. Don't you really like her?
But we don't know that!
So you said she was your friend.. But she just stabbed you.
I'll never understand Gensokyo, honestly.. As long as you're safe, then it's okay. There're three things I know about your home. The people there are all attractive, they're all super strong, and it doesn't make any sense.
Hmm.. Well, a slumber party is more like a party where a bunch of girls get together in their pajamas and play fun games. Like Twister or Spin the Bottle.
Wanna start that, or are you too sleepy?
That's not being honest! You tell yourself you're trash because it's more confortable for you! You're fleeing your responsabilities!
You aren't trash, you're just lazy!
There's a chance that I wasn't prepared for that. It's rare to meet "Acidic Swamp Ooze's" in Survival Games.
Are yo-...better luck next time, I suppose.
So it's too good to be true then?
Dang... you said earlier that your tank already handles magic already, how does it do that then?
.......MY POWERS! NO WHAT!? THIS IS EMBARRASSING. It was supposed to be a big kaboom, there was no kaboom.
Well............. way to start a game.
It only make my last defeat even more bittersweet.
I've done all three of them, and counting! I am what you'd call a god of the dark arts! Bow before me, Roko!
This is too much time for me. I'd rather take silver or platinum ones instead.
What's wrong with that? I thought it was pretty fitting myself.
You might not want to do that ever again. What if someone takes advantage of you?
Yes, but that glasses fella shows to be more sociopathic than retarded.
Then he's a sociopathic autist and should be locked for our safety!?
>I'm just making up things man, for RP sake)
The weird demon girl?
That's fine. I don't want to see her again.
With the results of the bloodbath, I expected better than this.
That was nothing but a jab. You are not actually boobs.
I only hold empathy for those I believe deserve it, and that is not you.
Guess it's th' time to start runnin' away from it all again. I ain' just gonna stand here 'n wait till someone ends up harmin' me!
Why wouldcha even want any silver ones... those are worth helluva lot less y'know?
Remind me again of why I'm watchin' ya! You should be protectin' me Subadum! You're th' one who's always sayin' he's th' best bodyguard 'n all.
Dante reporting for duty, and what not.
T-thank you for saving me..!
step away from the orange Commando, because I will steal your shit.
Locked away? that's just wastive, we can throw him into our enemies, or shoot him in the head.
>The commando really could care less if what you are saying is true
It's a fucking card's game, stop picking the chickens already.
Sheamo, I had to clean the stains off of the WWE belt the night I won it.
They were fucking old stains man.
You talk a lot Seth, you know that?
You take a lot of time just to say I respect you, but then again I guess that's how I know you mean it for real huh?
We know each other like the back of our own hands, sure, you rigged your ass of to win this belt, but that's just how the game's played here. You used your head, you outsmarted me, you beat me. You were the better man today. I'll admit it.
>Reaches out to shake it
So you better get ready to defend that belt real good, cause people all around the games are gonna want a shot at "The Man".
Good fight, Brother.
Oi, I'm not lazy, I'm perfectly capable of doing most things, alright? I just don't see a reason to if I'm going to make that people around me mad!
It's impossible to miss me with your big ass eyes.
Because the dark arts provide me with all I need to know about you, Roku-tan.
W-Well, maybe not 99% but a good portion of my corporal mass is, I believe.
Also, If you only give empathy to your close ones, it's no real empathy. Even serial killers have a liking for someone, because humans are weak creatures that can't live alone.
Why are we fighting again?
I do believe you owe me an Ice tea....
But still doing it right now. In private. Somehow.
What does it have to do with being a pervert ?
Yes, because I am a person who carries ice tea on me. Where would I even attain this?
Wr-Wrestlers have magic?
HAHA! I ALWAYS KNEW WRESTLING WAS REAL!
By the way, I manned up and paid your debt for you, so you don't need to worry about... that anymore.
I'm sure she doesn't hate you like she does me, so you should be fine around her.
Hell, I bet she'd grant you wishes to. She has actual magic.
Yeah. With your hair.
Can I... Can I touch it?
Huh? Learn how to what?
The controller is on my person in a private location.
Demonfuse will ever not be a good card. It sounds too cool.
I can too protect you, it's just you're too little and slippery, so you get away too easily!
You don't need to have. You just need a cool name to go off of!
Yeah, but the thing is you don't want to get into any troubles at all, idiot! Do yourself a favor and start looking out for yourself, okay?
No I mean... let's go drink something on town! You pay! You're a gentleman after all!
I don't dislike her, but she's rather insistent on calling me "ghost". We haven't spot much at all, and often action predates diplomacy in Gensokyo, as there's also very frequently a..."might makes right" sort of thing. And Miss Sanae once said something about noone heeding common sense there....
Well, my pleasure...posthumously, I suppose.
Jeez... that's all a lil' bit emotional.
>She starts clappin'
I ain' one to be wipin' a tear or anythin' but I'll clap for you two dumdums!
It's just low quality, just watch this!
>She rips th' card apart.
See? It ain' that great of a card when I can just rip it to shreds outa the blue!
Well gee... Don'tcha think it might be a great idea to step that up 'n actually catch me then?
deserves? no one deserves anything, it's just a choice, not a privilege, he doesn't need to deserve it to get it. wait why am I talking to a devolved Lethur, I've got living weapon to focus on.
>An aura emits and illuminates.
YOU SURE HUH? HAHAHA....
SUPER..........SKULLO......ENERGY!!!! oh crap, I--
>A discharge obliterates the vicinity, and Skullomania with it.
Huh... I didn't even know there was a property like that... what kind of material do you use?
Or is that secret...
Lethur? What the... I don't know what it is, but I'm sure it's racist...
What do you think I've been doing? I know what I'm doing.
"On my person" and "private location" are kinda contradictory when you're right in front of me.
>She dives in to her tank and closes the hatch, escaping unscathed
Yeah, it is. It took a LOT of messing about to figure it out.
You should know if someone says not to do something, someone else will go ahead and do just that.
I am but a high school student. I'm afraid I am prohibited in partaking in such profane activities.
My brother senses tell me that this person is dangerous..
Good fight, brother.
Oh, and one last thing.
>kicks you in the gut
>pedigrees the fuck out of you
AND THIS, THIS IS WHY I AM THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE.
ALWAYS TWO STEPS AHEAD, NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS ON MY LEVEL.
I BURIED THE LUNATIC AND I'LL BURY ANYONE WHO TRIES TO GET THEIR HANDS ON MY FREAKING CHAMPIONSHIP.
ROLLINS 4:34 JUST SAID I WHOOPED YOUR ASS.
GOOD NIGHT, YOU FUCKING LOSERS.
Alright, I'll go ahead and start it, then.
N-No thanks, seriously, she scares me. She's really weird too, she just wouldn't stop yelling at me to make her something to eat.
Yeah, it seems like everyone there is ridiculously powerful. Rika told me she could beat one of the strongest fighters in my world with practically a hand behind her back. How're you all so strong?
I guess I just assumed that since you respect her, then that means you're friends.
Oh, hey, I have to make an announcement real quick.
HELLO EVERYBODY, ATTENTION TO ALL GIRLS AND LADIES! THE PARTY WAS FUN, BUT NOW WE'RE STARTING THE SLUMBER PARTY! BRING YOUR PILLOWS AND PAJAMAS, 'CAUSE WE'RE STAYING UP AS LONG AS WE CAN! ROLL CALL!
CRAP! MY BAD. Dang I'm horrible with short-haired girls.
That's not what a pervert would do
Who goes out for the sole purpose of drinking ice tea?
OH COME ON, YOU STOLE MY IDEA.
I WAS GONNA GET YOU FIRST YOU SON OF A BI-
Why are we even runnin' from our food? This is quality Kobe beef 'n stuff. Just wait 'n I'll stick a few bullets from my toy between their eyes, it'll be more than enough for alluva people 'round.
At you 'n th' other sweaty dumdum obviously. It ain' somethin' that happens a lot. I mean... watchin' two guys havin' them feelings 'n all for each other.
>She jumps on top of his back 'n wraps her arms 'round his neck.
Alright, tell me if I'm chockin' ya and I'll let th' hold go!
Calling yourself a bubblegum isn't really a good thing. I think that's basically an insult.
I CAN FEEL THE POWER WITHIN MEEEEE!
Obviously you don't if you're willing to hand out money to me.
Buuut, like I said, this could be a sign that you're starting to think of me as a friend!
I will assume Iida's mistake is what cause this from being too violent.
Then its probably an enemy Kaiju...stand back strange man in latex, let the pro-...guy in a better shade of Red take care of this.
seems like something that would be hard to figure out... Props to you, you sound like a scientist as much as you do an engineer
Don't worry fellahs, Ifrit can bust us outta here.
Heh.. why not, I don't have anything better to do anyway
Iida doesn't want to drink Ice tea with me...
DAD still controls a town but two others are looking to overthrow him.
Religious differences, power struggles, territorial disputes among youkai, inter-species discrimination, accidentally or intentionally causing incidents, odd bouts of idiocy, or even just an enjoyment of a fight.
Are those things simple to you?
This is the sign of millions of years of evolution!
What are you in comparison? You don't even show your ugly face.
Se-Secret...Wh-What Secret? I don't have secrets...TH-THESE KINDS OF THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVED FOR THE SECOND TO LAST EPISOOOOOOOOODE!
>She aims into a random direction, but there ain' a single target.
Uhm... Subadum, you do realise there ain' a single friggin' target around. Th' only target I'm seein' is you and I ain' wanna shoot you, you're kinda like my transport at th' moment.
Yeah, yeah. No need to scream it out 'n stuff. Who do you wanna see fall this time? I'll be doin' my best to make sure my toy 'n I succeed!
I don't, I'm not one of them
Anon, I think squirlgirl might already have a cock.
I mean Christs sake, look at this thing.
>she gets ever so slightly closer to your face but still without contact
I am the leader of the Adventure Guild of the Brave!
I-It's not gum, it just feels like that.
I should state that the attack on the camp is fatal. Would not want anyone confused.
In that case, I can still call you a pervert because you spit on my hand, and you lost your argument that a pervert wouldn't do that! Checkmate!
I AM A MAN OF HONOR, I AM A MAN OF JUSTICE, I'D NEVER TAKE THESE KINDS OF JO-...Wait how much was i-...I-I'LL STILL NEVER TAKE IT!
Goddamn it dumdum, are you serious? There's still a ton of people around here! Just shoot some of them!
How strict is this rule going to be?
Sounds dumb, and fake. I won't be teaching you anything if you keep up with this fake stuff.
It's not like I chose to never die. It's just a fear I have, and most people have. I think it's due to the fact nobody knows what happens when we die.
Heer... No I don't have any cult, It was just an idea.
Do you think I'd make for a good goddess? This doesn't sound so bad~
You don't know about earth? Yes we're pretty young compared to some people out there.
Do you have a galactic confederation or something like that. It would be nice to invite us to join!
Someone spoiled me that movie long ago......
Well, I do love pop corn though!
Alright guys... do your thing.
>Rolls out ebony and ivory, starts blazing away.