Seth Rollins sneaks up to Hanako and draws "Thank You" on her face, I think. He shouldn't have done that...
If it is a school for mentally handicapped people, then why am I here?
What notes? I've only done crappy doodle all this time...
Man I'm goona fail so hard...
Maybe Gumball will help me, he is so sweet..
>calls emergency number
There's no signal for some reason! I only hear a "beeeeeeeeeeeeep"
>She takes a deep breath.
You scared me again.. For all I know, they're a family of man-eating vampires or someting!
Maybe you're right..
Hmm, I'll figure something out.
Hey, I never asked, how've you been since we saw each other last? Good? No trouble with that demon girl?
Well, yeah! The second you let me stay in the tank is the second I can be absolutely, one hundred percent sure in our friendship.
I don't count on that happening for another year or so, though, so don't worry.
>THANK YOU BEST CHAMP
>writes a little smaller
>and best Katawa Shoujo girl
AND YOUR WINNER OF THE HUGNER GAMES FEDERATION WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS..
I'm back from trying to break into a car.
Please welcome me warmly.
Why... my two best friends have to fight like this.
Swordbro was only misunderstood Gumball! You didn't have to kill him!
I am NOT autistic. I am just somebody who cannot stand by idly as people like you degrade society by being ignorant with their manners and action.
>there's a reason why some people hate anime, and it's because of your shitty taste.
Hehe. You're going to love this trust me. What you're seeing now is singles.
Well, the owner of the Scarlet Devil Manor is Remilia Scarlet, and she's a vampire, as is her sister and head maid. But Miss Patchouli's a magician, her assistant Koakuma's a demon, and Miss Meiling is...I'm not quite sure, actually.
I suppose at those points I just tried to beg and hoped for the best....
Good on you. as long as your happy I guess.
IF I WASN'T A TEASE!*
Man, the night is getting me...
It's good to enjoy summer... worrying about nothing
Is that the same thing for it's speed and gas mileage then? Or does it even run off of gas...
Tests such as these are highly subjective. But very well, I shall play into your game.
>Iida fills out the test, and then proceeds to hand it back.
I'm s-sorry... but I'll pass... I d-don't like parties all t-that much
And we're down to the final three which means it's time for HYPER COMMENTARY!!
WE HAVE OUR LAST WALL OF FAIL SLIDE BEFORE IT'S ALL OVER! SETH WON THE HUNGER GAMES FEDERATION TITLE! WILL HE WIN THE ASUKA ACADEMIA ACE TITLE AS WELL? WILL WE HAVE A UNIFIED CHAMPIONSHIP?!
Also on a serious note, respect to the furry people. You're doing good in general.
>gets splashed with boiling hot water
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! ANON, WHY!? I-I'M NOT MADE FOR THIS!!!
Purposes, Rika-tan. When you don't have money, you get desperate.
Not at all! In fact I'm a...
Ku. Ku. Ku...I will not say anymore on that!
>he pushes away from the hug
Eh...no. I don't want anyone getting ideas here.
You know nothing, faceless fool.
>phone gives you an electroshock
Hehehe, got you
ARE YOU READY FOR THE 1V1?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o--bLEobBFY
So is skullboy, yet he's good.
>The only canadain thing I watched was Ruby Gloom
>Sides I can't fuck off yet, I have to inform you of your own shitty choices in anime, like strike witches, the fuck do I have to tell you about that shit? it's characters are dumb and very very very very boring and one-notey, episodes take too long to setup, atleast they advance the plot, that is shit in itself because we could care less about flying horny lesbians who can't aim for shit sometimes.
>Iida rips up and snatches the test.
That was stupid. Just as you are. Tests such as these can easily be rigged in order to produce an outcome. It holds no weight.
What? I never did that! Who are you calling porky, porky?
You have 5 seconds to get out of my face with your bullshit Ruby
Why would I need champagne to break into a car.
Whoa, what happened to your hair, Kaito? It's all pink now!
Yeah, so steal from them, right!?
I'M ALWAYS A NEET, AND I'LL FOREVER BE USELESS!
But other than that, I'v e joined a club, so I guess I'm not technically a NEET.
How about you, furball? How have you been?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Okay... I'll s-stop. G-go on... w-what's your request?
AND IT'S OVER! SETH MIGHT HAVE WON THE HGF CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT THE TITLE IS QUESTIONABLE IN THE FACE OF THE FACT THAT HANAKO HAS SINGLE HANDEDLY TAKEN DOWN BOTH FIGHTERS FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE FINAL GAME OF THE BATTLE! WITH A WRESTLING MOVE AS WELL! SETH TAKES A TOASTY BOOT TO THE JAW! AFTER ALL THOSE PROMOS, TALKING SHIT, AND PROMOTING HIS GREATNESS, HIS TEETH ARE SCATTED ON THE FLOOR JUST LIKE HIS CHANCES AT THE TRIPLE A BELT!
You sat on me multiple times and have nearly crushed me. I am calling the walrus-sized person infront of me porky, porky.
>Bitch atleast my bullshit has more personality.
I mean, I fail at everything, Rambo. I'm not what you'd call useless.
I just killed myself... but I respawned... I do believe you have the same power.
What kind of club? Chess? I love chess!
Well done, Seth Rollins. You surprised me for once. Enjoy your victory while it lasts, but you can't expect to be a chapion without having challengers ready to crack your head open, right? I have a proposition in mind for you. No tricks, no backstabbing. I am neither you or Dean Ambrose.
If I was truly autistic as you continue to attempt to preach to me about, then I would have not attracted a mate. That is where your logic is flawed, animal.
Oh, that's a beautiful sight.
Still doesn't forgive the fact that you fucked me over, but fuck it.
Thanks for hosting.
But it's nice to have a goal, right?
You said you wanted to remove all magic or whatever. Well, I want to sleep in your tank.
We're going for equally impossible life goals here, Rika.
I haven't seen her either. Maybe she decided to go back to her world after all.
Wherever demons live. In Heck, probably.
THEY ARE vampires! I knew it!
Th-That means they're evil, right?
You can even create your own source of power?
Geesh you are a one girl tank builder for sure...
What about room for improvement? Do you make sure to include places to build onto later on?
Hey pedestrians, citizens, people, humans, gods, demigods, trannies, furries, demons, bone people, wraiths, goblins, kings, shut-ins, drop outs, NEETS, losers, men, women, kids, ghosts, cyborgs, Nekos, vigilantees, dubs or trips.
How's justice serving yah?
>It's not okay, now let me buy you a game damn it.
>Why is Hanako always so brutal in the games?
>Thanks for hosting Hoshi
AND THE ACE STUDENT OF THE 28TH ASUKA ACADEMIA GAMES IS!
HANAKO COMFYZAWA! GOOD FUCKING JOB!
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W-wait, you respawned!? When the hell did that happen, and for what reason!?
Hm, I am! I can prove it too if you want!
Prince Gumball? What's with the weird candylane name?
That might be even better.
Rika-tan, can I have so money?
Why for you? Losers don't get any alcoholic beverages.
That was an accedent though, you intentionally hurt me... meany...
>You will never be as handsome, athletic, wealthy, intelligent, or charismatic as this man
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for the epic saga, Rolly Dolly and Deanie Weenie.
See you next time.
This has been your Headmistress Asuka Shikinami Langley, signing out.
Oh, right. S-Sorry, Elly..
You can hit me now. I forgot.
>She bows her head in shame, along with folding her ears back on her head.
Danke for the game, nice girl!
There seems to be a trend with Seth always coming close to winning. How odd.
O-oh ok. I'l get going then.
Don't you see I am celebrating ? If you want a shot at me go back at the end of the line.
Or if by any miracles your proposition is actually intelligent for once, I might listen.
I know, that's why you ain't deserving any of it.
I just won my challenge and I need a celebration worthy of me.
Thanks for hosting I guess.
I have to work smart, after all. I sorta have to...disassemble the part in question.
I'm thinking mine's a bit more realistic, actually.
Things just got...sorta super-heroic, huh?
Say, did I ever ask you if you'd seen mine?
Congrats, then, lady. And thanks for the show.
Then we will have one, when the time is the right.
My assumptions aren't baseless. I just said we should test her, so we can find out.
You sure are subjective though! Of course, since you love her.. and autists are quick to defend the one they love.
OH, OH, I CAN, I CAN!
...Or at least I think I can, I never really tried...I gotta get on that.
Of course. We did just meet. I would still like to take you on that offer.
>Fine, I'll leave you with your shit anime.
>Also post D.Va you fuck.
Nuclear waste would hurt my eyes less than that pile of shit.
You don't really think I would headbutt you on purpose do you?
W-wait, I mean useful! I'm not useful at all! I-I don't know what has gotten into me, but I've been messing up a whole lot...
I can't believe my powers are starting to rub off on people...
And the club is called the survivor club or something. I'm the vice president, and some weirdo is the president.
Oh yeah, you did win against Seth.
Still, you don't deserve anything. You should be happy you have more skill than him, and that's all.
Pssh, I can't do that. My type is a dark type, so I use dark magic.
Go on Seth, go have your moment with all your rigs and your shiny gold belt that you made for yourself, we fought for a fucking week, you may as well.
But listen real good, That belt better be treated real good, cause I'm gonna get a second shot at it, one way or another. And when it happens, whoever's holding it better be ready for a god damn fight.
>Yet again arms are suddenly around her followed by a happy sigh.
Because I just insulted your friend, so.. I deserve to get smacked for that.
Considering the fact that you tried to put a bag on my face, Yes I do
You. Me. Dean Ambrose and whatever shitface brave enough to join us for a Fatal Fourway, no disqualification. First wrestler to take down another one wins.
We all know that I am a Beast inside the WWE ring. I want to test if I still have it here. And the two of you will be my test subjects.
If I am pleased with the results, I will give you what YOU want - A worthy opponents to challenge you for that.
>He points at Seth's newly won belt
So what do you say, champ? Are you going to run away like you usually do or are you going to accept my offer, knowing full well you might be staring into the face of your demise?
Well yeah, there is. I don't think Bubblegum is a real name.
Fuck off Hoshit with your garbage taste in strike witches
A tank? IN THE STREET. ARE YOU REGISTERED TO DRIVE A MILITARIZED VEHICLE WITHIN THIS CIVILIAN JURISDICTION?
Tell me about it, last year I even had a streak of coming off second places like 12 or 13 times in a single month.
Against Seth ?
Can't you even discern me from him or what ?
And screw you then, my moment right here is better than everything combined you'll do in your entire life.
Keep the talk for yourself and come here.
>lifts you up
I got something to say.
Don't be silly, miss.... And besides, isn't Miss Rachel a vampire, too?
>A rather perplexed emotion briefly goes over her face as she gently grabs at her scythe-arm
So you take it apart if you need to add things onto it? I guess if you left too much improvement space then the tank might lack in durability or something... Oh, how about that, do you have to design the tank a specific way to make it... well, tanky?
I'm game for one right now though.
I-If you want
>But that amount of shit taste might get me arrested.
Well, it's a start I guess. You'll have responsabilities and stuff, it's good to escape the neet life. A girl named Misaki told me so!
Not a single person!
I-I did tell Urotsuki that you couldn't come to the slumber party for reasons she couldn't know, though.
Besides that, nothing!
She is, but we've had a lot of time around each other, so she's an exception. She and I weren't always best friends, y'know. I even forget she's a vampire sometimes! I'm still not all that used to thinking that vampires can just naturally be nice.
You gonna tell me you wanna fight me again in a fatal 4 way?
Nah, champ, I lost, I ain't fighting the next one, you and Brock go have fun.
I mean, you don't HAVE to. I don't have to leave if someone doesn't say "Sips"
I don't know. It's her? pretty cute I must say...
Give her the test!
That's the only way to find out
Do you really think it'd help?
Yeesh, what're you needing that much for?
Er...young adult, loong, neat purple hair, yellow bow in her hair, round-framed glasses, likes wearing lab coats? Her name's Rikako.
Angling of armor is typically very important, though that's mostly just for dealing with physical weapons.
For one...it's not one? Second, where I'm from, I'm the only person who even owns a motorized vehicle at all, so there's no such rules in place.
Drop the fighting talk for a damn second and listen to what I have to say.
Fighting you all week made me realize something.
My dubs theme music.
Talking to you balloon chest, we all know you have the biggest rack in the 501st.
>She plants her hands on her hips and proudly beams.
Instead of sticking a fork into the nearest electrical socket, we should all just start having good taste and appreciating Perrine as I fuck her on my bed while you guys watch as you wax your carrots to how great she is and how you can't have her because she's mine haha :D
She'll be taking my weanis penis of course!
My weeeeeeeeaaanis peeeeeenis :D
Wait...so are you the Undertaker or not?
Alright, prepare to meet your maker!
>he knees down and starts concentrating
>all of a sudden you feel invisible hands grab your arms and legs, almost twisting them off
Misaki? I've never heard that name before. What does she look like?
Yeah, or I should just shut up for once. I think you guys might be happier about that.
No no, a normal name would be John, Ted, Subaru, things along that line. Bubblegum sounds like a little kid came up with it.
Uh huh, make it quick, I'm about 3 seconds from passing out.
Hmm... have you ever thought about using something really shiny to reflect something like a laser beam off?
If dubs my waifu will become real...and I'll finally be complete
English! Not very common among amateurs.
>Don't call me something I'm not
>I'll get an inflated Hoshi Tier ego, and nobody wants that
I love the English move! I've been using it all week!
Knight in C3
Great! I just called the REPO, Jose will be on his way. I'm sure he will. Jose's going to repossess the tank, and you're going to pay a little fee once you arrive at the lot. Okay!