The Asuka Academia Games XXVIII
Difficulty : Impact - 48
MAIN EVENT : SETH vs AMBROSE
Theme : https://youtu.be/lKd20kmoNF0?t=9s
Come one, come all for the 28th year of the Asuka Academia Games! Elite tributes from all over the Hunger Games on one campus, fighting it out to decide who will be the best of the best, for the Ace Student Title, for the AAA Belt!
Can you make it to the top ranks and leave your mark in the upcoming Academia Year? Will you break your limits and graduate with flying colors?
Embrace your spring time of youth! Test your limits! Just follow these few words of advice!
Try not to get hurt, try not to get sick, try not to get bullied, and whatever you do-
TRY NOT TO DIE!
Akiba Red
Mii Swordfighter
X7-10
The Player
Class Rep Iida Tenya
Adrian Rollini
Ruby Gloom
DEAN FUCKING AMBROSE
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/qaHOqbH.png "[ENTRYY].png")
Aizawa Ryou
>>3833577
Uhh.... I don't think so.
Maybe you'll just have to shrink yourself.
Both seem really unlikely.
>>3833583
Let's not say anything like that. It's sort of creepy.
Agent York
Lynette Bishop
THE CRIMSON AUTIST
FYXE the lewd student
>>3833588
Makoto
>>3833583
>She pulls another fork out that she'd been hiding behind her back, giving it to you.
Here, then. I really don't get what's so weird about it. It's just a friend feeding a friend, right?
Yukkuri Reimu
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Clawdia
Colonel Sanders
David Bowie
Bolin
Furseiseki
>>3833588
Gengar
>>3833434 (anon)
No thanks anon, I'm sure you'll meet a much more deserving person at a later time, who is not me.
>>3833490 (Rika)
Hmm...
Fine that's it.
I'll prove I can be completely harmless to you!
>>3833588
SETH FREAKING ROLLINS
Brock Lesnar
Shiragami Youko
Tallahassee
Swordbro
>>3833588
Rika
>>3833614
Yeah, I know, but...what if?
>>3833624
That's what's weird about it...thanks.
The Dinkster
Izumo Kamiki
>>3833588
Spike
Rick Grimes
Commando
![[[Entry]].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZCmDStc.jpg "[[Entry]].jpg")
Prince Gumball
>>3833588
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3833527
Why is there suddenly an ocean?
>>3833560
I feel I would be more talented than doing that.
>>3833540
So why do you not have any currency?
>>3833568
It is much different when your creator believes that.
Big Pun
Haru Ichinose
Baki Hanma
>>3833643
>>3833644
Oh no. Oh no no no. I refuse to be seated next to this vermin.
Bolin
Julion Alvarez
Dogmom
White Peak
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Muffet
Hanako Comfyzawa
>>3833588
Abyssal Admiral
Satou the Absolute Madman
Shalashaska
Cappy
>Female
>>3833588
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3833577
It does not appeal to me. At least not at this moment. I may grow into being fond of the concept. I would rather just focus on myself.
>>3833535 (anon)
Gotta say I'm fine. You got a face or something? Cause it's kinda strange talking' to someone I can't see.
>>3833542 (anthro thing)
Then what are ya? Not everyday I see someone like you. You like music? Well, you want me to play any song?
Plain Bread Chan
>>3833676
hello.rato
>>3833624
>>3833577
It's not as small as one might think, miss. Aah, there's the gate now...and the gatekeeper lives up to her reputation...how disappointing.
>>3833662
I suppose I can only take your word for that....
>>3833672
Aren't you the one who said we needed to team up against the squirrel ?
Swallow your pride, put our differences for once and let's be businessmen.
Transfers! Checks! Edits! Do them now!
>>3833588
Ge-Ge
>>3833614
Good idea! I'll shrink myself, so I can come in there with you!
How do I shrink myself?
>>3833651
>She takes another big bite of cake, holding the plate out to you.
Egshplain.
>>3833674
Ah!
>She pulls another whistle out of her tail and starts blowing it.
>>3833707
Yeah, I could understand that. Friends definitely come first.
You'll develop those feelings once you meet that special somebody.
>>3833722
She's not letting you in?
>>3833731
Looks good!
>>3833731
Rolling for Dean cucking Seth
>>3833734
Neppu!
>>3833731
Swap, please
>>3833656
>>3833705
>>3833731
Now that I'm a Main Character...I KNOW I CAN BLOW PAST SCHOOL!
LETS GOOOOO! I'M 200% READY!
Uriko
>>3833651
Well, would that really be any different? You're still Rika.
>>3833662
Because my purpose doesn't include pay.
>>3833744
I'd tell you if I knew.
>>3833712
People call me a furry, from where I am.
You seems like a huge star, right? I don't thing I ever listened to any of your songs before... Maybe you could play me your best selling piece?
>>3833662
Nowadays overqualified people do these kind of job unfortunately...
>>3833731
Oh it's a school.
I'm not going back there, I have studies to do.
Swap
>>3833659
>>3833734
>>3833728
What's stopping you from stabbing me in the back and slamming me through a table?
....I got my eyes on you, boy. Let's take out the squirrel before we start killing eachother.
>>3833712
sorry Adrian but I don't have one
>>3833731
It looks good, madam!
>>3833749
How many do I owe you know ?
>>3833752
Alright, I'll definitely find a way to shrink myself, then I'll climb in your ear.
>>3833744
Stoooop! I'll buy you acorns and acorn accessories!
>>3833731
THE
END
IS
HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TONIGHT, WE CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF THE LUNATIC !
AND THE CROWNING OF THE FIRST EVER HGF WORLD CHAMPION !
>>3833745
KEEP CRYING YOU PARASITE, AMBROSE IS GETTING BURIED THAT YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
>>3833744
On the contrary, her reputation is sleeping on the job.... Aaand I'm in.
>>3833755
It's mostly just school...themed. There's no real end to the typical violence, sir.
>>3833731
Okay so...
Makoto is the naive girl everyone wants to bang
I'm the bimbo praying on nerd
Yukkuri is the egghead
And Janus is the bully.
Seems like a fun class to be!
>>3833785
SHUT UP I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP I'LL FUCK YOU UP
>>3833748
That's me, I guess..
>>3833755
>>3833780
Err, thanks, b-but you really didn't have to!
>>3833752
...Not to me, I wouldn't be. Humanity's important to me.
>>3833731
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3833744
Typically people don't want to be fed manually.
>>3833802
>kissu
>>3833787
Who said anything about the end of violence? School is the last place where it might end, I'm just saying that I have better things to do than.... this.
>>3833802
Shut your face and take my spot, you big-eyed purple haired girl.
Guys
I changed my mind
>>3833802
>hands you a lemon
>>3833802
M U R D E R E R
>>3833781
>>3833731
FOUR TO ONE ODDS, JUST THE WAY I LIKE EM.
SETH, YOU BETTER GET ALL THE RIGS IN THE WORLD READY, CAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOU.
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA
>>3833817
>Pets
>>3833778
>She stops blowing the whistle and looks at you.
>She starts blowing the whistle again.
>>3833787
>She stifles a laugh.
That's not a very good gatekeeper.. You should at least say "hi" on your way out.
>>3833814
Well.. Why not? I'd love to be fed, it's a lot of work to keep raising my hand to my mouth, y'know! Plus, it feels like royalty to be fed, or something.
>She eats another bite.
>>3833829
...shield...
>>3833731
Alrighty! All of you must get good grades, we are a team and we must work together.
>>3833753
Hell, I was a huge star back in my days, but now not much know me. Still that doesn't mean I don't remember a tune or two.
>takes bass sax out
>plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn3kIQ6pF3o
>>3833761
Why is that? Are you a ghost?
>>3833722
No. You are right. I am supposed to be growing from that.
>>3833744
I may. But I would be fine being alone.
>>3833752
Then find another one.
>>3833753
It is an idea. I will think on it. But as I stated. I am kind of a wanted criminal.
>>3833821
O-On what, your figurine choices?
>Dramatic over the top gasp
DON'T TELL ME...YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND ABOUT BUYING THE BLU-RAYS!
DON'T YOU DARE STREAM THOSE!
>>3833775
That's too small. I'd tower over you if you did that.
You'd just have to fit in the screw, but...
Well, people can't shrink anyways.
>>3833814
I dunno. It doesn't really matter to me if you're human or not.
Kind of like it doesn't matter that I'm not.
I'm still not going to tell you what I am though.
>>3833846
I can't just find another one, this is the one I was given!
>>3833781
>rng champion
whatever makes you sleep at night
>>3833769
Zero, buddy.
>>3833839
If you are attempting to destroy my helmet, you're gonna have to get a hammer, a patting isn't doing you any progress in it.
>>3833815
H-Heeeeey!
>>3833817
O-Okay!
>>3833825
>chu
>>3833828
I'm noooooooot!
>>3833844
no I just don't have enough images of a single character to last for a conversation
>>3833859
>not having fun with it
>>3833841
I'll even groom you!
>>3833829
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA
THIS IS THE LAST YOU'RE HEARING THIS, BROTHER.
>>3833859
I sleep pretty well actually.
I can't wait to fuck my new belt all night.
>>3833844
Hey, this is like a Big band song?
I love Louis Amstrong. I'm sure you know him.
You have a very different voice though. This is very sweet!
>>3833846
Oh right well... if you have a police record this will not do...
Hey I have an idea! Write a book about your life. I'm sure a bioweapon woman being chased by its former creator would sell well!
Maybe they'd even make a video game about it!
New roster! Game starts next slide!
>>3833846
But you're not alone, Rammy, you've got your friends.
>>3833852
Sure they can! There's an infinite number of universes, right? So if that's the case, then one of them probably has a working shrink ray.
>>3833885
You said the "r" word!
>>3833910
Here we go, good luck everyone
>>3833923
I was, uh, being metaphorical when I said that!
>>3833900
>>3833910
Then let's make it a good one, brother.
Shield.
>>3833910
So now I am seated not next to a single one but three shitheads?
Just in a day's work.
DON'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oeykaN4NG0
>>3833910
I already like my class
>>3833862
Are you affiliated with Cipher ?
>>3833943
I gain a lot of muscles, thank you again
>>3833943
Geesh I guess I didn't need to hurry after all...
>>3833852
I do not even know what that is.
>>3833907
I suppose once Mother is defeated I could do that.
>>3833910
Proceed.
>>3833923
I am aware. I am talking about a partner.
>>3833943
I can not afford to be late.
>>3833923
...
Do you really want to see "me" me again so badly?
>>3833943
Remember that one time you let off that siren and I thought I was being attacked? Good times.
>>3833943
School is not for adults DAD!
Now that you're dead, I have the house for myself and I'll be hosting a party tonight!
>>3833951
Who?
>>3833943
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3833943
Oh thanks, good luck on your grades.
>The slide seems to be cut offed.
>>3833867
>nigga i have like 14 pics of rollini
Then why don't you look for more?
>>3833907
Correct! I'm ain't singing, but the first instrument you hear is my trusty bass saxophone.
>shows it to you
>>3833943
Okay. Where did my actual group go?
>>3833951
You are still a scrawny rat. But you're welcome.
>>3833943
WAOOOW.
>>3833968
CIPHER ! TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM AND ZERO
>>3833943
He's soooooo humany, we just need another human to replace him.
>>3833943
Well, wadda say Zach, should we let this weirdo copy our hard work? What's that? No? Well then, the little ball isn't going to like this.
Colonel's journal is also filled with Futty Fanfic of Rollins and Fyxe. Being the ultimate rigger, Seth has been known to "Fyxe" the outcome of the games, haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fppyi_Elfhw
>>3833963
Ok, so we now have two purpose for you:
1)Defeating mommy
2)Writing a book about mommy gettin an ass whooping.
We're gonna be rich (I want some royalties, it was my idea after all)
>>3833980
>>3833980
I've never seen something like that before.
I sure do love bass though, I very underrated instrument.
>>3833769
>>3833862
You don't, I do
>>3833864
>smashes helmet with a sledge hammer
>>3834002
You know, it's not so much a big deal when a girl wears a dude's uniform... maybe I should have rethought this bet
>>3834002
Well, it's just a story about me and Seth eating KFC.
What the big stuf... OMF IT'S A WEIGHT GAIN FAPFIC!!!!!
>>3834002
Oh... I thought we could of done it together...
>>3833968
Spike, tell him this knock knock joke..
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Such a lust for revenge.
He loves that one.
>>3834002
I can't see anymore !
>>3833980
well I don't have an avatar like most of the people around here, I just mostly observe
>>3834002
Go-Goofy?! I'll have you know I put Blood, Sweat, and Tears into this picture!
...Alright, maybe only tears.
>>3834002
...
I need a cold shower.
>>3833933
...Really?
>>3833963
Oh, well, I don't think everyone needs one. Sometimes people are fine without them.
>>3833964
Not really. I just wanna see what the inside of that thing is like.
>>3834002
Excellent..Time to make preperations.
>>3834002
SOMEONE WASH MY EYES
PLEASE
>>3833642
That's...unlikely.
>Sorry.
>>3833841
Well, you also know how much I value independence.
>>3833852
Whatever you are, it's not youkai, and that's what matters to me. I just...I don't like them. And becoming one of them...the "enemy"...it's just the worst fate I can possibly imagine.
>>3834009
>recoils backwards
Jokes on you this thing can't be broken! seriously, the Colossus couldn't break it, what chance do you have?
>>3833943
>clipped slide
rigged
>>3834002
At least it's only for a day
>>3834002
D... done... B-but this is... the l-last time!
>>3834019
Oh... W-well, I don't mind...
>>3834030
Um, yeeeah. So how about some acorns and acorn accessories?
>>3833817
Well, it's all in good fun, sir. There's even a party that'd been thrown for someone here earlier.
>>3833841
I've been heard she's also rather strong, and I'd rather not upset her...ah, but the mansion is...! Oh, of course, I can just ask one of the maids for directions.
>>3833846
We've the right to chose our own existence, after all.
>She offers a soft smile
>>3834002
This is giving me pleasure.
>>3834003
Whatever. I do not really care about money.
>>3834030
You know this from experience?
>>3833963
...It's not important.
>>3834002
HAHAH!
NOT COOL! NOTCOOLNOTCOOLNOTCOOL!!! NOT... COOL!
>>3834030
Well I don't know how I can help you there.
>>3834041
I think I've heard a story like that before in one of my sister's manga.
>>3834017
>>3834038
>>3834002
Ain't no one outside the two a you gonna know bout this existin, understand?
>>3834002
That was silly of her, she could of saved a bullet and just jumped off.
>>3834045
>drains hp to 0
>>3834047
Y-you could keep them for a day or two you know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSvNk34cPME
Ge-Ge has beef with Sanders for some reason. Hold her back, Seth!
Having no other friends in the community Aizawa Ryou must hang out with the Pimp of Pimps, Bolin.
>>3834054
You people celebrate stuff?
that's odd.
>>3834071
Wait hold u-
>dies
>doesn't like this
>>3834002
I dunno if you can hear me through that red shit, but you fuck with me and I do something like this.
>>3834038
"And then Seth layed down on the mat, ready for the biggest spear of his life."
>>3834087
DOOWN WE GO.
>>3834087
There was no reason for such brutality...
>>3834087
I like someone who can survive when he dies.
>>3834002
>>3834037
I will not tolerate animal abuse in this school!!
>>3834087
>her
>>3834087
Well, I am the RED RANGER! of course I'd be all of those things, It comes with the suit!
>>3834061
You don't want a 50/50? Sure?
>>3834068
Why you sick fuck, are writing such awful things.
I mean the chapter where I'm brought to factory and stuffed with nugget goo.
It's nasty man..
>>3834087
D-Don't show this to anyone, okay?
Adachi
>>3834087
Sorry!
>Tries to take it off with an eraser
>>3834048
You kinda finished it, we can always do it next time.
>>3834087
What are you thinking about Gengar?
>>3834119
Did anyone ask you something, boy? Leave before I show you what a real animal is.
>>3834068
Alright.
At the condition you offer me an one-year free subscription to your KFC.
>>3834087
HEY, HE MIGHT BE SECRETLY ONE OF THESE DEGENERATES, BUT I NEED HIM ALIVE FOR MY ONE-YEAR SUBSCRIPTION.
>>3834041
I'll find a way... you'll see
>pulls out a small ball
This is proof enough, as a pokemon, I'm bound to protect and befriend at least one person
That should already tell you that I can be harmless to someone if I wanna be!
>>3834087
Uhhh... I'm not the one hanging out with this Bolin guy,
>>3834099
It's both the celebration of someone's birthday, if delayed, and their..."discovery" of a fair deal of emotions.
>>3834087
You best keep on keepin her a good distance away, for her own good. Wouldn't want anothah tragic accident endin with 3rd degree grease burns aftah all.
>>3834129
I take on all aspects of the minds which keep me in existence, even those ones.
>>3834003
Gotta say the same. Rare is the time when I see a bass trombone, saxophone, clarinet, etc being used. I like em due to their sound, deep but beautiful.
>>3834026
So you just lurk around?
>>3834074
I don't see why
>>3834087
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't feed this thing after midnight
>>3834131
Are you using Internet explorer or what?
>>3833616
http://imgur.com/a/Zp4Th
>>3834131
Cute.
\owo/
Akiba Red needs to check his standards for who to look out for on the streets.
Seth RPs even in the games literally.
Big Pun heard on the streets Haru was out to make sum niggas happy.
>>3834041
Oh, shush. You know how I think the opposite of you.
It's nice to be able to lean on your friends sometimes, or ask them for favors.
>>3834051
Hm... Alright, sure!
>>3834054
There aren't signs around the place? If I had a big house, I'd probably put signs at ever turn.
>>3834061
...Well, not really. I've got a pretty big family, so my parents and siblings're all looking for mates or whatever.
I think it's important, but if you don't want to do it then it's not necessary or anything.
>>3834065
I'll find a way to shrink myself down! I bet Jack has a shrink ray or something.
>>3834087
W-well... I'm glad t-these aren't lewd...
>>3834137
Y-yeah... I d-don't mind doing it... but for yourself p-please try next time...
>>3834156
o shit thank you
>>3834087
>currently picturing Ruby fending off a barrage of shadow balls with her random light saber
Err u-uhhhh nothing.
>>3834158
Can i have that folder?
>>3834145
Oh, well good on them, whoever they are.
wait is it a person or is it some sort of machine?
>>3834131
Cute.
>>3834054
True. My choices are limited however.
>>3834065
Nonsense. It drives your whole existence.
>>3834087
It is better this way.
>>3834150
I don't see why not
>>3834165
I still need to finish Mesal Gear Solid
>>3834165
Thanks for hosting.
>>3834152
Windows 98, mate.
>>3834158
So are you.
>>3834176
That off by one is cute too.
>>3834142
And a deal was struck upon this glorious day! Good doin business with ya.
>>3834165
This here Kentucky Colonel outfit may be dapper, but I'll be damned if the heat ain't enough to kill a man.
>>3834167
That doesn't mean we should bend over backwards for each other.
>>3834065
Mind clarifying?
>>3834143
One person.
>>3834087
>>3834112
>Afterwards, she drops to her knees, before collapsing to the floor and sobbing
...Such a hypocrite....
>>3834148
Do you know about Nature boy?
I believe it was pretty popular song from your era. Nate King Cole really carried it
>>3834146
To each their own I guess...
What do you think about what us future folk did to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78aLi00SHC8
>>3834165
That's a rather rational way of shutting me up.
>>3834165
>boom, headshot
>>3834169
Np
I'll have a larger one by tomorrow to give you
>>3834165
No, don't mind me, I'll leave you and Seth alone.
Aaalll weeeek looong.
>>3834165
C'mon now, Just cause someone looks nasty doesn't mean they aaarrreee, you shouldn't generalize like that!
>>3834168
O-Of course they aren't! But keep it to yourself, okay?
I have a reputation here... I can't be showed cute...
>>3834165
He looks incredibly old to be a student anywhere...
>>3834165
...What? Everyone does this at some point.
>>3834167
Who?
>>3834178
I don't need a reason to exist.
I just do.
>>3834191
About someone hating a certain group only to find out they're a part of it.
And then they stay by their beliefs and nothing changes.
I think it's time for Adachi to try and get dubs.
>>3834165
Oh no, I'm dripping blood on the boom and now the floor's a bloody mess, the best mess, but the evil headmaster is gonna be mad...
>>3834148
yep I find these threads pretty amusing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv5dnlm-DEM
Seth cuts mad promo on the chicken man himself.
"YOUR CHICKEN IS USELESS HERE!"
Dean looks over so old records of the school, maybe to gain an advantage over his foes.
Clumsy old Haru, dumping water on shirtless men.
Prince Gumball thinks about /trash/ during art class.
The Crimson Autist, once again displaying his social inadequacy in a situation.
>>3834165
It d... depends... What k-kind of people are around
>>3834210
I w-won't show them, I promise
>>3834225
NOT THIS WAY
RE ROLL
>>3834165
> enables white power ranger armor
> uses Crossfit Boost for +ATK AND +SPD
> And next I d-
Alright this shit's retarded, I'm out of here.
>>3834202
THAT'S A LOW BLOW.
>>3834233
Mr. Rollins, you do realize this is a culinary arts class?
>>3834174
Ah, a...clone, I believe the term is, made to be a sort of living weapon.
>>3834167
It was made to look impressive, not convenient...and it's more than slightly magical, too. Ah...! So that's what my room would've been.
>>3834178
I believe the encouraging thing to say would to be simply get rid of such limitations.
>>3834241
Its not working if you're trying on purpose.
Soon
>>3834241
>>3834233
Gumball have pretty awesome taste.
Keep up the good work, gummy, and I'll thank ya after school, okay?
>>3834238
Good!
>>3834233
Not much to aim for, but that won't stop a sharpshooter like me.
>>3834233
Oh come on! How is murdering the class pet a 'crime'? I did for good reason!
>>3834129
I do not really care.
>>3834167
I do not think the world would want another Valentine anyway.
>>3834222
I do not comprehend.
>>3834233
Legend says the ghost of riggsmas past lurks the hallways. I'm gonna find him and make him my bitch.
>>3834251
Whoa Seth, you can keep what you 2 do in the bedroom to yourself.
>>3834191
At LEAST one person, specifically my trainer.
Doesn't mean I can't do the same for more than one person, I'm just proving I'm capable of being completely harmless!
>>3834233
WHO DID THAT ?!
>>3834233
That... seems like an odd s-setting to build a school on...
>>3834254
Interesting, did you catch a name perhaps? I would love to study this living weapon.
>>3834192
Nope, I'm from the 30's. I also don't know this "Nat King Cole", I heard the name once though.
>>3834231
Then why don't you join? I would like to know your true identity.
My dubs > Your dubs
>>3834233
Your food tastes pretty freaking good but you know, you can't kill people with that.
Except if you plan to fry all the class to death.
Uuh ignore my idea actually.
>>3834241
>>3834291
>>3834263
>>3834225
>>3834191
Is THAT what you're worried about?
I think I've finally understood something. Just because I do nice things for you and try to be your friend doesn't mean I expect the same back in return, or that I expect you to change, y'know. You know that, right?
>>3834222
Oh, some mad scientist guy with gray skin. He builds some crazy machines.
>>3834254
This reminds me of those movies where people are talking to each other over the radio, and then one of them screams and they lose the connection.
>>3834268
Huh? Why not?
Sure they would! You're pleasant enough to be around, I'm sure any kids you have would be great.
>>3834191
What did you just say?
>>3834233
While you guys are doing that, I'll have my own fun.
Agent York, taking care of some business. Removing Furry.
Haru has that qt handwriting.
Seth spends time with Mokou, Dean spends time with Oce.
>>3834299
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
>>3834233
It would benefit you greatly to exercise regularly. I suggest spending some time with me, as I do at consistent intervals and it would definitely serve to better you.
>>3834260
My death?
>>3834268
Well... when a boy and a girl love eachother very much.
...
Wh-what I'm saying is that stuff isn't born with a purpose, it's just born!
>>3834298
Sounds kind of scary.
I don't think you really want to come inside here anyways.
>>3834305
Allow me.
>>3834316
You quit that.
>>3834268
You're lucky to have a Business partner such as myself, most people would've fooled you over this.
I'll leave you 70%, once you realize money is everything today, you'll thank me.
>>3834286
Oh that's a shame.
>puts out a recording device fromt the future
He did this, it's greatest success
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1UEzL9poPM
CHECK THESE FUCKING DUBS
>>3834305
Could you stop this ?!
>>3834222
...I'm already a hypocrite. I don't want to be doubly so.
>>3834275
...Hm. I don't feel like discussing this....
>>3834298
Urgh...I just can't word it in a sensible way.
Would you look at that? Keep on spreadin the good word, Tallahassee.
>>3834296
>>3834305
Now Now, Just relax and it'll all be over soon.
Fighting would only make it more painful, and neither of us want that, now do we?
>>3834305
>>3834322
Erm...thank you, miss!
>>3834305
Y-You know you're a real bro... swordbro!
THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A DUBSDACHI THREAD
>>3834305
>dubs all over your face
>>3834345
T-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
