HG Thread because Seth Rollins is an idiot
>>3832964
HG THREAD
RIGGINSMANIA XI CONTINUES HERE
IN THE RIGHT BOARD THIS TIME
MY HAND FUCKING HURTS BY THE WAY EDITION
>>3832820
AGREED
ALRIGHT BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING
>>3832962
Ruff!
>>3832986 (Ram)
Have you thought about doing "good" briging hapiness to people?
>>3832962
Thanks for the thread!
>>3832958
M-My armpits? Worship?
What do you mean, Anon?
>>3832964
So you probably can't hang upside-down or anything, huh? I mean, 'cause you'd be tumbling around inside of there.
>>3832986
Hmm.. I can see where you're coming from. I won't lecture you about it, since it seems like your sister's already got that covered, but love can be pretty nice if someone returns it.
Probably.
>>3832996
I still think I'm totally the strongest!
>>3832998
>Picks up
Hey pupper.
Party music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg6FcMjXLqs
>>3832986
It's not stealing if it doesn't belong to anyone...
>>3832994
. . . ?
>>3833013
Well... it would be extremely painful.
For me.
>>3832998
>pets.
>>3832868
Hahaha, but Rammy my job is to entertain! But I'm kidding, I would never do that.
>>3832916
Couldn't you just tell me yourself, it's a little unnecessary to start up another conversation just to have me know you beat someone up...
>>3832996
WE COULD HAVE HAD A BEAUTIFUL ONE ON ONE SHOWDOWN
But Dean being a baka, he overdosed on fucking sizzurp.
>>3833024
poor dog is like "kill me"
>>3833029
What about if I take the screw off?
W-Will you die?
>>3832996
T-This isn't proving anything...
>>3833013
What do you mean what do I mean? Let me worship your armpits.
>>3832919
>>3833013
Why does everyone seem to think such a thing...? Sir Kaito seems to think that she looks..."comfortable", she said. Then again, I suppose youkai do have the, ah..."supernatural" thing going on for us.
>>3832986 (Ramlethal)
Ah...a scientist, perhaps?
>Why won't the gibberish captchas stop
>>3833013
Funny girl. You nearly wet your pants when i shouted at the dog attacking you. You think you have what it takes to face The Beast Incarnate?
>>3833024
Awwww cute.
>>3832996
>
>>3833053
>flicks nose
>>3833039
GUYS WE HAVE A SCHEDULE TO RESPECT, IF WE GO OVER THE HOURS ALLOWED THE PRODUCTION IS GONNA KILL ME.
>>3833048
No, but it would be really... detrimental to me. This place is my safe haven.
>>3832939
>She rolls her eyes
So?
>>3832964
>>3833029
I...think so. I hope so. I was born one.... Oh, and that other person over there's a ghost.
>>3832950
>>3833048
>She folds her arms and leans back again
I have hands, you know.
>>3833062
b-baka!
>>3832998
!
*reaches her hand out to it*
>>3833012
I have not. I may not agree with Mother's plan, I still do not care for the majority of humanity.
>>3833013
For someone who does not understand it. It seems like a chore.
>>3833029
I see. So if you left your hat somewhere and someone retrieved it, it would not be stealing.
>>3833037
You know what I meant.
>>3833053
Possibly. Apparently she was very kind as well. I wish I could have met her.
>>3833077
That's a ghost?
...
My costume really isn't far off, huh?
>>3833033
Ruff!
>The pupper is picked up by the wrestler and places it's front legs on top of the wrestler's arm.
>>3833024
Ruff!
>>3833085
Ruff!
>The pupper just stares.
>>3833066
What if I actually win my own ga- OK FUCK YOU OCELOT.
>post yfw you think stocking shitposts you
>>3833064
Ah! Why would you...?
>>3833085
Well...considering how this place works, it could yet be possible, right?
>>3833079
What?
>>3833066
My eyes! My eyes!
>>3833051
What does that mean though, Anon?
Worship my.. Armpits?
>>3833053
I mean, even you're gorgeous! It's crazy! Whatever magic you youkai have going for you, then.. No, not even youkai. Everyone from your world is super pretty.
I'm jealous!
>>3833055
No I didn't! I was just.. Scared of the dog. I don't like dogs.
>>3833066
Pocket mist!
>>3833073
Don't you have a spaceship or something? I mean, that would make sense.
>>3833077
So do I! C'mon, we're at a party, just go crazy and do things you wouldn't normally do. This is a place for having fun.
"Ahh."
>>3833085
It is, a little bit. I wish that it wasn't so stressful, or that people didn't fall in love with people that didn't like them back. But that's just how it works, I guess.
>>3833107
Because why not. You don't allow anything else.
>>3833120
No, please.
>>3833100
2.75 Seth.
One more anything and you win.
Think you got what it takes to not choke?
>>3833097
>Feeds a sandwich.
>>3833077
Sooo? That means you aren't so against other creatures~ It's nice to see that you aren't that deep into your whole "Anything that isn't human is gonna try to eat me" thing!
Maybe soon you'll even acknowledge me as a friend...
>>3833100
At least I get my own personal funerals instead of sharing the slide with other losers.
If you don't F me you'll never win one of my game by the way.
>>3833085
The hat is different.
People don't go running back to vending machines when they realized they forgot to get their change. At least, not when they aren't right beside it.
People look for hats though. That's a belonging.
>>3833119
I do. It fits my outer unit.
>>3833102
>mfw didn't know until I found out about her reaction images
>>3833136
>F
>>3833119
And then there is the ''I think I am the strongest'' part. I dissagree and I am willing to prove it. Right here, right now. On Rigginsmania.
>>3833100
Look at what you caused, stupid squirrel! Discord and chaos!
>>3833089
Nope, not at all, especially with the traditional types.
>She laughs, very much awkwardly
>>3833119
...Seriously?
>>3833134
Makoto might not be human, but she's not youkai, either....
>>3833115
y-you are a b-baka!
>>3833085
Well, doing "Good" is not about the well being of others in fact... It's more like a moral code.
Most people are shitty, but we should still help them because that's what doing good mean.
It's just an idea, though.
>>3833097
..........
Who do you really hate?
>>3833136
F!
>>3833136
F.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I LOSE, SETH!
>>3833162
Shut it, idiot!
>>3833155
So it's just youkai you don't like then?
Shit I fall under that rather broad category don't I?
>>3833121
I simply dislike being touched, sir....
>>3833119
Have you even seen many humans from there, miss...?
>>3833172
Bolin
>>3833136
THE WORST FATE OF ALL, THE CARE BEARS WORLD.
>>3833172
>(You)
Is this a question?
>>3833192
>glares at you
>>3833172
Myself.
>>3833119
Raise your arms so I can lick and kiss your sweaty armpits.
>>3833172
>Hating anybody over the internet
What are you? twelve?
>>3833137
That seems kinda inconvenient!
So what if you lose your outer body? You just can't get back home?
>>3833150
That's fine if you disagree!
I'm not trying to prove anything!
>>3833155
Seriously!
Like I said, you can get me back afterwards. I'm gonna smear this all over your nose if you don't hurry up and bite it off.
>>3833192
One, and she's also super cute.
>>3833205
H-Huh?! No way!
That's lewd, Anon!
>>3833172
No one.
unless you're Tracer.
>>3833212
I know it's lewd, that's why I want to do it.
I changed my mind
>>3833196
FINAL 8
>>3833172
No one.
>>3833222
No!
I enjoy everyone's company.
>>3833184
And magicians.
>>3833212
I don't WANT to "get you back"....
>She sighs, and just quickly takes a bite
>>3833212
You honestly think you could break my nose, eliminate both me AND Seth Rollins from the competitions without consequences? Entering this game was your first mistake. Defying The Architect and The Beast Ircanate was your second.
Good luck surviving The Architect If I won't get youfirst.
>>3833097
*she continues until she reaches the top of it's head*
So you did not die yet.
>>3833107
It may be even easier. Apparently my latest sister rarely acts this way. But I can not confirm it without her being here.
>>3833119
It is quite exhausting to see my sister attempt it.
>>3833137
I would think they do. Of course this is just an example. I do not think you would be foolish to leave your headwear.
>>3833164
If most people are terrible, I do not see why I should care about them.
>>3833136
My respects goes to you.
>>3833196
>iida and takeshita kiss
>kamina cucking himself again
>>3833224
I really hope the trombone wins man...
>>3833224
Y U K I
U
K
I
>>3833212
...Other than Miss Rika and Miss Meira?
>>3833201
What??
>>3833237
Would it be the same, really...?
>>3833232
kys link
>>3833229
Raise your arms, armpit-chan!
>>3833233
Magicians too?
Magicians can't even eat people... and most magicians I know are completely human
well, I guess they can still eat people, but not very easily
>>3833155
Ah....
...
What now?
>>3833212
I'll have to call home and see if I can get picked up.
The point is to not lose these outer units. It's kind of hard to.
>>3833237
Yeah. It's kind of important.
Pocket change isn't. At least, not to people who just leave it behind.
>>3833196
>>3833240
M-Mistakes were made.
>>3833246
>staring intensifies
>>3833237
>Pic related falls on your head.
>>3833237
You didn't understand!
It's not about them! It's about the greater good! The idea of Good!
It's when good people start caring about people that they become bitter... because people are shitty.
Become a lonesone justicier, and never attach yourself to anyone!
>>3833245
After that half-cat!
>>3833246
Probably not. Apparently this part of the personality is rare. Her more prevalent one is so odd and- I can not really explain it.
>>3833245
>>3833240
>>3833245
>this Iida event right now
JUSTICE WAS SERVED
>>3833172
No one.
>Boat noises
>>3833167
Ruff!
>>3833129
>Munches on the sandwich
Ruff ruff!
>>3833237
Ruff!
>>3833233
>She giggles and lets you take the bite, before using the same fork to eat a bite of her own piece of cake.
See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Baby steps.
>>3833236
I'm gonna win this one! Just watch me!
I'll beat up everybody in the name of my best friends!
>>3833237
Really? Is your sister really persistent about it? She must be one of those hopeless romantic types..
>>3833245
Woah! That was crazy!
>>3833246
Hmm, nope, none other than them. Are they the only humans from Gensokyo?
>>3833252
NO!
>>3833264
But what if you climb out to take a bath, and it falls out the window, and then a dog grabs it and drags it into a river, and then it gets washed into the ocean?
>>3833296
I'm the trash woman! That's my character!
Do we have a Reinhardt ava?
>>3833301
Uncle Ultron?
>>3833301
>Plops outta no where.
>>3833284
Just a very eccentric and unpredictable sort in general?
>>3833266
>Uncomfortable shifting
>>3833306
Of course not...! Well, I suppose not many come here, but there are. Miss Reimu, Miss Sanae...I believe Miss Mokou, as well. Ah, and I've seen Miss Marisa a few times....
>>3833301
>pushes back into the ocean
>>3833296
F I N A L 3
I
N
A
L
3
IT ENDS NEXT SLIDE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10643019
>>3833296
>>3833333
>checks
>stares more
>>3833306
I have a bath inside it, and pretty much everything else I need.
>>3833335
Go Makoto!
>>3833258
I just dislike magic. And there's magician youkai, too....
>>3833264
Just thinking about that thing...it's not unheard of for humans to become youkai, after all, but not accidentally.... Ehe...sorry about that.
>>3833306
Yes, yes it was.
>>3833305
>Offers bread.
>doing renders from KFC comic
>super zoomed in
>accidentally manage this
>>3833335
If the fucking trombone doesn't win.........
>>3833301
Ahoy there sailor.
>>3833306
Please armpit-chan!
>>3833306
If you do, I'd cherish that belt for aslong you can.
Because I am going to
Rip
It
From
Your
Dead
Body
>Throws the microphone on the floor, breaking it in half before leaving the ring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6F9xEbXF1s
>>3833335
OH ALSO
I LIED ABOUT THE F's
>>3833335
>both of kaminas tributes dieing
kek.
>>3833334
But I already am in the ocean!
>>3833325
W-what on earth?
>>3833314
No Uncle Patrick!
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>>3833333
Dayum.
>>3833355
That's what you get from eating KFC made with chickens nourished by Monsanto
>>3833264
I glad you made sure to add that last statement. I would have said otherwise if you did not.
>>3833267
Hmm?
*she grabs it and proceeds to tear it up*
>>3833275
I have already fulfilled the latter statement. However someone else would be better for it. People are still scared of me.
>>3833305
I am glad to see you have survived this long.
>>3833306
Yes. She pulls out a marriage certificate to any male that shows interest in her.
>>3833333
Yes. She is defies all the rules of being a Valentine.
>>3833301
Oh?
good morning sweetie
>>3833333
>Checked
Oh really? Rika made it out to be like humans were kinda rare in Gensokyo. Are they a minority?
>>3833348
You've got a bath in there?? How do you get fresh water? D-Do you use the water the body drinks?
>>3833351
But why? It didn't hurt you!
You're fine, right?
I think it was pretty cute.
>>3833360
Noooo!!
>>3833361
Wow, that was pretty needlessly violent.. I'd just let you have it, I don't really wear belts.
>falls from the sky
Good evening to all! How are you on this fine evenin'?
>>3833335
>miracously survives
>>3833335
AND
IT'S
ALL
OVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
>>3833351
Well, I guess that's true...
Humph...
I'm at a huge disadvantage here than aren't I?
>>3833377
Holy shit for once I'm here for this!
>>3833333
Wasted
>>3833381
>skates away
>>3833351
You didn't do anything shady that you don't remember, did you?
>>3833377
That's a big announcement.
>>3833387
I'm someone who takes pocket change seriously, because that's all I have.
>>3833391
That's right. I take some of that.
>>3833400
YES!
>>3833387
>She frowns at the word "male."
Oh, right.. She's the one that thought girls can't love girls.
That's fine, I'll show her the light!
>>3833400
Yay! I won another one!
Two time winner! Two time winner!
Woohoo!
>>3833377
>>3833397
>Somebody using my shit content
>I guess I do get gets on accident
>>3833347
What!?
>>3833378
Hm?
>>3833387
Well, if nothing else, you certainly are all your own individuals....
>>3833391
Well, I don't know much about the "old" one, but there's only a single human village in the current Gensokyo, to my knowledge.
>>3833409
>Whoops.
>>3833375
>He shoots an electrical discharge from his hands, and stares.
>>3833387
Well, it's a good thing I guess...
Emotions really are a double edged sword.
But you really should find something to do. I heard Mcdonalds hired.
>>3833400
RIGGED!
Well, good job Makoto! You were the best4
Thanks for hosting
>>3833408
I want to fuck Gengar
>>3833400
You won again Makoto. Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3833400
>come out of it
>>3833400
THE FIRST EVER *RIGGINSMANIA* TWO-TIMES WINNER, MAKOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3833400
Congrats best squirrel
>>3833333
>I swear this is unnatural.
>>3833391
''I'd just let you have it''? What?!
>A scared cameraman throws him a new microphone
I am Brock fucking Lesnar. I don't accept handouts like a pussy. Everything I achieved was gained by working hard, taking no handouts and cutting no slack. I am The Beast Incarnate, The Conqueror, The major of Suplex City.
If you really want to lose your belt. Give it to some would-be loser like Kevin Owens or Chris Jericho.
>>3833441
Thanks for hosting, congrats Makoto
>>3833394
hello Mr.Rollini
>>3833427
it's better than you think
>>3833391
Don't make me rape your armpits!
>>3833387
>Watches from a distance.
My bread....
>>3833394
Hi!
Doing good. You?
>>3833454
>Just a cap and a word from the text box pasted onto it, nothing soecial
>>3833429
>stares into your eyes from an inch
>kissus face
>smiles at you
>>3833397
>>3833440
w-what
>>3833441
I didn't expect a two-time winner this fast.
Guess I need to think of something for two-times winner wincard.
ANYWAY.
THANKS FOR PLAYING.
>>3833391
It's uncomfortable to me.
>>3833422
Well, there was my "Sigma was filled with enough divine power to trigger the self destruct. And then self destructed" thing. Got out without a scratch on me, of course, but...been stuck like this ever since.
>>3833441
Congrats, Makoto, and thanks for the show.
>>3833441
..Looks like I finally found a target that isn't completely worthless and isn't named Dean Ambrose.
>grumbles
Well done. There I said it.
>>3833479
Thank you for the game.
>>3833408
Kinda, yeah.
>>3833422
So, does your poop come out with her poop, too?
>>3833429
Old one?
Oh, you mean.. Got it.
How many people are in that village? Like twenty?
>>3833441
The first EVER?
Thanks so much for hosting! You're the greatest, Riggins! I dedicate this victory to Rammy!
>>3833448
Alright, I'll give it to one of them, then. I wear skirts, so.. Those don't have beltloops. I don't really need any belts or anything.
Are you sure you don't want it?
>>3833455
>She pulls a whistle out from her tail and blows into it as hard as she can.
>>3833480
What's so uncomfortable about it?
>She eats another piece, before offering you another one.
>>3833479
>insert face
>>3833482
Aww Brock, are you saying I'm not completely worthless. I didn't know you had a soft heart.
>>3833479
Thanks for hosting Seth.
Now get your ass ready for the next game.
>>3833494
Good job squirrel girl.
>>3833477
HERE YOU GO BEST CHAMP
>>3833479
Thanks for hostin', Sef.
What's the score between you and Ambrose?
>>3833453
Hello there person without a face! How are you?
>>3833474
Why hello there strange person? I don't even know what the hell you are, some sort of mutant like them superhero comics?
Thread up at XX:05
Prepare.
>>3833477
Quit being an ass before I spam all your posts with kys bolin
>>3833500
That's a big image
>>3833422
Have you tried finding a purpose?
>>3833423
I do not think it is that. She told me what she wants multiple times. A marriage, honeymoon and kids.
>>3833429
I guess we are. Mother would call us defective.
>>3833432
What? You mean like Danny Missiles?
>>3833460
Do not throw your trash at me.
>>3833387
Hellooo the-
>>3833430
What the?!
>The seas spark with electricity as the simple fishing boat continues its journey.
>>3833494
Oh, I wouldn't know, I've not been to it, but a few hundred, I believe, at the least.
>>3833478
You did this just to make me uncomfortable....
>>3833494
The only time I'd want it ois to shove it up your ass. Or strangle you with it. Keep it. Unlike SOME people, you won your champion belts fair and square.
>>3833513
good, how are you sir?
>>3833480
Maybe you're immortal?
Nah, that's just too weird.
>>3833494
...
You really ask strange things.
Yes, of course it works like that.
>>3833525
I-I have one!
>>3833513
Mutant?
Herrr, something more like Mickey... If mickey was a mutant...
I can see you're a musician.. I love music!
>>3833494
Hey! Hey! Quit blowing that thing! I'll give you acorns!
>>3833523
UUUU
>>3833512
2.75 VS 2.0
ONE MORE GAME FOR ME AND I WIN IT.
>>3833508
You are a good punching bag. I knock you down ten times and ten times you get up again. Good practice.
>>3833510
>Damn Riggins, thanks a bunch
>>3833517
>Pls no there are enough people doing that already
>>3833525
No, making greasy sandwiches for money. It's a small purpose but it's a start!
And I think you'd be really good at slicing meat!
>>3833528
Being cute has its downsides.
>>3833525
Not that everyone else would.
>>3833527
Damn. I thought that would gain attention.
>>3833508
Thanks! I tried really hard, but I had to win this one!
>>3833525
Aw, well, that's sweet, at least. I think that's sort of similar to what I want.
None of that appeals to you? It sounds to me like you just don't like the effort that comes with love.
>>3833528
H-Hundred? That's surprising. I didn't even think there were that many people living in Gensokyo.
>>3833532
Well, alright, if you say so. You can have it next time, okay?
Have you ever thought about buying smaller pants, though?
>>3833540
Cool! I'm just super interested in how this thing works.
D'you think you could make a really big one for me?
>>3833545
>She blows it harder until her face turns red.
>>3833494
I think I'd prefer my own.
>>3833540
I've heard stranger things...my worst fear is that it...changed me, on some fundamental level.
>>3833569
Try being a cute anime girl, and it would work
(but seriously sorry, I was busy)
>>3833588
>>3833588
>>3833588
>>3833588
>>3833588
>>3833577
It's not as small as one might think, miss. Aah, there's the gate now...and the gatekeeper lives up to her reputation...how disappointing.
>>3833561
I suppose so....
>>3833577
>Anon slaps the whistle out of Armpit-chan's hand
I said stop! Now lets go to Squirrels-R-Us!
>A loud roar can be heard from the ocean.