HG THREAD
RIGGINSMANIA XI CONTINUES HERE.
Don't bother the Eggbeast, Grimes.
White Peak's evil laugh must be terrifying.
Lesnar needs no words to make his intention clear.
Lapis is feeling them feels.
Valentine gets payback from earlier, sort of.
HOW COULD YOU HAVE FELL FOR THIS LUNATIC'S TRICK, BEERUS ?
>>3831652 (Muhkoto)
But of course, I was one of her first friends here, after all....And I do try my best, miss.
>>3831673 (Ramlethal)
I don't even remember being told of it, myself...! By any means, I was so surprised I couldn't think for a suitable gift.
Not even The Undertaker can raise you from beyond once I am done with you, boy.
>>3831729
That reminds me... You're here a lot, aren't you?
Like, a lot a lot. Almost every hour of the day.
Aren't you tired?
>>3831738
I yelled surprise and I gave that Ramlethal chick a present. Did I do good, Makoto?
>>3831747
I'm innocent!
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>>3831705
No, you're being an idiot. I'm telling you a good way to make money and you just denied it.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/
Search your ava's name
Post 5 recent posts that came up
OUR FIRST BURIALS
>>3831747
(player1) ask The Great and Powerful Fyxe in marriage, but she refuses. (he/she1) kills (himself/herself2) out of sorrow
It's a good fatal event, right?
>>3831747
AHAHAHAHA! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME!
>>3831747
I'm not going to fucking stand for this. You better get running.
>>3831792
>She hands you a plate of white cake.
Want any?
>>3831759
Yeah! You did really good! You're really warming up to Earth traditions, huh?
>She reaches out and takes your hands.
Now we just gotta dance!
>She points over to a bar, where a curious white-haired bartender stand.
Hit it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP5Rgv7cpPg
>>3831770
Just.. Dance and have fun! Eat cake, do whatever makes you happy! That's what a party is!
>>3831738
Far, far beyond anything you could imagine from a tank, Makoto.
>>3831759
>>3831796
Hey, I get my fair share of sleep...I just have more important things to do, like all the time.
>She laughs, though not exactly ringing with confidence
>>3831797
>>3831747
Come at me big man!
>>3831730
>Visually straining to will as hard as possible.
I WILL!
>>3831797
No you didn't. You didn't say anything to me. All you said was "You're nothing special, asshole".
>>3831800
>over 1,000 results in a little over a month
whoa momma
>>3831747
How the FUCK did that work.
>>3831839
>>3831841
Careful what you wish for. Once the ride towards Suplex City is on it's way, there will be no stopping it and one of us is going to die. And it isn't going to be me.
>>3831844
>>3831836
Wow, that sounds awesome..
>She skips up to you and sits down cross-legged, with a plate and a fork. On the plate, two slices of cake.
Want any?
>>3831747
Dave Thomas really is the one that got away. Boy went on to make Wendy's. Imagine if we had stuck together.
>>3831805
I love the power glove, it's so bad.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH YOU, WHITE PEAK !
Lesnar actually kill someone for once ? Is this happening ?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO BIKKO, DEAN ?
EGGBEAST GOES FULL KAMIKAZE
>>3831833
>You found that on purpose didn't you
>She blinks in surprise
Oh! Well, if she Miss Ramlethal's already been offered one, I don't see why not...a shame Kurumi couldn't come, she loves this sort of hustle and bustle.
Yo, Wiggins, if I found something you might like.
>>>/co/84187761
>>3831863
>>3831833
M-Makoto, I already want to go home...
>>3831841
YOU WILL WHAT, KAITO!?
>>3831870
>All I see are mistakes
>>3831833
D-dance?! I can't dance!
>>3831836
...Well, I'm not going to pry. Obviously something you don't wanna tell.
I'm real considerate about other people's secrets, y'know?
>>3831881
...Why did I do this?
>>3831844
You aren't anything special, asshole.
>>3831881
Nothing personal...heh...
>>3831881
Everybody wants Furseiseki T-shirts! desu!
>>3831747
I do not want your love.
>>3831701
To know that my teeth are as cute and deadly makes me want to smile.
>>3831707
I suppose it is a milestone. Did you have the same?
>>3831717
I did not. I never cared on who I was based on until recently. I had a purpose to distract me from things like that.
>>3831720
You should leave. Thank you for the new weapon.
>>3831730
I may resolve to be more violent. But I can not change that much.
>>3831738
I do not think it would be consumable if someone was in it. I would like a piece.
>>3831792
She is surprising. I understand that you were not prepared for it.
>>3831881
THIS IS HOW CHARACTER GET'S BUILT BIKS, TRUST ME.
>>3831881
I will murder you later. I got an Architect and a Lunatic to get rid of first.
>>3831881
I-I appeal to the audience overseas, obviously...
>>3831881
C'mon...!
>>3831874
Sigma was...perfect. Or so I'd thought, at least.
...And yeah, sure, why not.
>She shits down as well
>>3831908
I just...haven't needed anywhere near as much sleep as I used to for a while now.
>>3831881
What's wrong Sips? Don't like relaxing with your best friend?
>>3831911
See, you're not even pitching any ideas to me! How do you expect to make money if all you're going to do is insult me!?
>>3831938
>And that's one of the most embarrassing typos I've ever made. Meant "sits". Fuck.
>>3831881
Oh heavens to Betsy, my apologies sir!
>>3831888
What'll them boys in marketing cook up next? Ehehehehe!
>>3831881
Ouch. I should not try the things humans use.
>>3831941
I already said you could be a soldier for money, idiot.
>>3831800
>all these kys bolin
;-;
>>3831902
>>All I see are mistakes
You're being too hard to yourself now. I like your the choice of your characters.
>>3831927
You aren't alone, don't worry. Most humans distract themselves from important questions and topics with movies, sports and stuff like that.
But something tells me it wasn't your case...
>>3831927
I wouldn't call a burger coupon weapon, but...
Nevermind. I guess I'll take your word for it.
>>3831938
Insomnia is pretty common. I wouldn't fuss over it.
>>3831953
I've done that with shot when talking about basketball more than once.
>Back then they ran down the floor and took the first shit they possibly could
>>3831962
love yourself Bolin
>>3831817
If you want to have a talk about events I can discuss of it with you later, when I finish this game and BURY this nutjob of Ambrose.
>>3831881
BASED HIYOKO
Spike, steroids aren't for you.
(Is Endou still here?)
>>3831884
>Nope, must just be a good coincidence. It was one of my go-to "Makoto having fun and enjoying herself" images.
>She hands you the plate, and digs a fork into the cake.
There you go! Maybe she'll be here for the next one, I'd really like to throw more of these!
>>3831902
Why? Come dance with me!
It's fun!
>>3831908
>She starts dancing with you, regardless of whether you're ready for it or not. It'd be clear to anyone watching that she's a complete amateur.
Come on, it's fun! Just.. Move how you wanna! There's no wrong or right way to dance!
>>3831927
>She runs off for a second, strolling in a massive wedding cake. It even had the bride and groom figures standing on the top. Ignoring the incorrect occasion, she slices a piece off and walks over to you, offering to feed you a bite on the end of a fork.
Here!
>>3831938
>Lmfao
>After cleaning up Rika's embarrassing mess, she offers a piece on the end of her fork to you.
"Aah!"
>>3831982
More dead failures.
>>3831867
You better be prepared to dish out as much pain as you can, I can take a lot of punishment!
>>3831881
Oh you were saying something? Go on speak, you're being rude to the interviewer...
>>3831902
I will haku Here! Well... Later tonight it's a little crowded right now..
>>3831927
Haha.. You know you're going to be old like me one day..
>>3831982
Delicious, huh? Is there a problem with your drinks guys?
>>3831982
>Gets tossed around
>>3831965
>If I'm not hard on myself, then nobody else will be.
>Th-thank you for the compliment though...
>>3831982
I get around, old man.
>>3831991
N-No thanks, my hands are sweaty and my feet hurt.
>>3831982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrTEmLlsKy8
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>3831982
I was responding to the slide actually, but why not?
>>3831982
What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?" -- so asks the Last Man, and blinks.
The earth has become small, and on it hops the Last Man, who makes everything small. His species is ineradicable as the flea; the Last Man lives longest.
"We have discovered happiness" -- say the Last Men, and they blink.
They have left the regions where it is hard to live; for they need warmth. One still loves one's neighbor and rubs against him; for one needs warmth.
No shepherd, and one herd! Everyone wants the same; everyone is the same: he who feels differently goes voluntarily into the madhouse.
"Formerly all the world was insane," -- say the subtlest of them, and they blink.
They are clever and know all that has happened: so there is no end to their derision. People still quarrel, but are soon reconciled -- otherwise it upsets their stomachs.
They have their little pleasures for the day, and their little pleasures for the night, but they have a regard for health.
"We have discovered happiness," -- say the Last Men, and they blink.
>>3831982
...Oh. We're not supposed to drink?
>>3831991
This feels really really out of character... Uhhh, I'll try.
>Shakes arms while standing still.
>>3831982
My drink is not for pussies, you Mexican.
>>3831999
Good. The more tables I can smash you through.
>>3831927
I wasn't even informed by Miss Makoto directly, myself, for that matter. But...truth be told, I'm not even sure what you'd enjoy so greatly.
>>3831991
>It's not even Makoto tho
She had a rather unfortunate time to catch some sort of illness...the sun's even harming her right now at this point.
>After a moment, she shrugs, and delicately takes a bite
Aah, it's been so long.
>>3831982
Nice try, old man.
>>3831974
Not a...lack of ability, though I haven't been too keen on stopping to rest anyways.
>>3831991
>She leans away slightly
...Really?
>>3831982
Speakin a back, you bettah keep an eye out on yours.
>>3831966
You would be correct. Of course, I am not human either.
>>3831974
Ah, it was you. I thought you were the one who gave me the axe. Show your face next time.
>>3831982
Both of their strategies are weak and boring. If there was a higher being, he should smite them for boring everyone to death.
>>3831999
That would be in nine years. Who knows if I will live that long.
>>3832034
*she looks down*
You are correct. I do not find value in most things.
Gengar is that y-you?!
>>3831997
Fyxe just went full edgy.
Lesnar is a bully to everyone, even a kid like Hiyoko.
That's nice of you Kaito BUT I DON'T SWING THAT WAY.
THE MECHA WAS ACTUALLY ___
>>3832015
Why would you need to be hard to yourself?
>>3831999
That's more like it! I believe in you, Kaito! I know you'll find love one day!
>>3831927
The day hasn't passed yet, but yes, I do have one of these milestones.
>>3831991
I know how to eat, Makoto.
>>3832060
I feel as though we've become closer since the beginning of this game, so your words cut a little too deep.
>>3832065
...I think we may have gone a bit too far.
>>3832060
Wait... you're a clone right? From a human female? So you are human yourself... but maybe the woman wasn't human...
This is getting confusing. And not in a pleasant SciFiesque sense
>>3832065
This fucker wants to KILL me! So his fans are assholes just like him!
>>3832065
What? The crowd would rather side with some pansy fake-ass cat instead of a real one?
That's some buuuulllshit.
>>3832065
See Hiyoko? This is Seth Rollins. And this is what happens when i finally get my hands around his neck.
>>3832060
Hmh...well, I suppose I at least you've a bit of interest in...exotic weaponry, but not too much beyond that...well, and animals, of course.
>>3832054
Do you not feel safe or something? You could always trust on me to protect you y'know.
I am being hired as a maid at some castle after all. I've gotta get used to it.
>>3832060
Ah... Well, I did, but I think it was a little la......
...Someone gave you an axe?
>>3832015
Huh? Already?
But we just started!
>>3832027
M-Maybe you should get out of the robot? I'm sure it's probably hard to control it and make it dance.
C'mon, just do it when nobody's looking! I'll keep you safe!
>>3832034
>News to me, looks just like her. I guess the tail is different, though.
Wow.. That really stinks. I'm sorry to hear your friend's so sick. I'll give you some cake to take home for her.
You haven't had any in a while?
>>3832054
>She nods and sticks the fork out further.
You can feed me next as payback.
C'mon. Num, num, num.
>>3832072
B-But feeding people is cute.
...Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you or anything.
>She hands you the plate and the fork.
Good evening!
>>3832065
THAT WOMAN HAS NEVER RAPED ANYONE IN HER ENTIRE LIFE! SHE'S INNOCENT, AND I CAN PROVE IT!
>he turns to Rambo
Ramlethal, please rape me!
>>3832065
For the love of poultry, let go a me! I ain't evah gonna get another chance to fry up wings that big!
>>3832108
Kys Bolin
>>3832108
>kissu
>>3832108
You got here just in time for the party!
We're celebrating Rammy!
>>3832108
>>3832108
Good evening!
>>3832106
I don't know if that's a very good idea.
>>3832108
Sleep well?
>>3832106
I'm uh...not cut out for this type of thing...
>>3832108
Evening, Ilya-tan!
>>3832029
Tables? Metal folding chairs are clearly the better choice! They don't break after one hit.
>>3832060
You definitely will! And then I'll be even older!
>>3832065
That's not very nice, it was meant for you!
>>3832068
Y-you make it sound like it's not going to happen anytime soon...
>>3832099
Yeah, there's that at times, too...but I feel generally alright in my tank, or back at my hideout. It's more...lack of requirement.
>>3832106
...I'd really rather not.
>>3832108
Illya. Assuming I got the name right.
>>3832065
That triple powebomb fatal oddly appears a lot, always being the first event of the slide even. That RNG is fucked up.
HEY I JUST SAID YOU WERE A KID NO NEED TO GO BERSERK ON ME.
>disturbing Bork's sleep
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
>>3832120
>kindly pats head
>>3832077
Fight better next time.
>>3832069
I hope you also become self aware.
>>3832089
Correct. She lost her humanity. Do not get a headache from this.
>>3832065
I am a murderer. Not that.
>>3832111
I would rather kill you.
>>3832098
I do appreciate that you care.
>>3832099
Yes. I think the word for it is cool.
>>3832106
I am not offe-
Ugh. Just do it.
>>3832155
You want to wake up a Beast? YOu will have more than you bargained for. I'll put you to sleep forever for this!
>>3832155
zzz...zz...Matoiii...zzz..
>>3832148
It might not, but love is stronger than time and space combined! If you can get passed this hurdle, then there's nothing you can't accomplish!
>>3832155
I-I don't know where that came from, but I'm out of here! See you later, psycho!
>>3832155
No one sleeps when The Great and Powerful Fyxe in around fellas!
>>3832174
She did a demonic pact?
>>3832149
Don't overwork yourself. Last thing we need is for you to burn out.
>>3832155
U-uhh...
>>3832174
Seems a little weird for a present... but it is pretty cool.
>>3832155
That's what you get for bad mouthing the king.
>>3832117
H-Hey... why are you kissing me?
>>3832120
Who's that?
>>3832127
>I keked, tempted to give ya a better pic to use.
>>3832128
Hi there! How's it going?
>>3832133
I did! I had this weird sleep drink that knocked me right out!
>>3832143
How are you doing Subaru?
>>3832149
Not that hard of a name to remember I hope.
>>3832148
Your funeral, boy.
>>3832155
This is a blatant lie.
Is it not?
>>3832133
Really! Come on!
We can just, uh..
Can you climb out of her mouth?
>>3832143
>She reaches out and grabs your hands, pulling you onto the floor.
Come on! Show me your dance moves! You can't be that bad!
>>3832149
>She continues to insist with the fork, giggling.
Is it embarrassing?
>>3832167
>She smiles and holds onto Anon's hand.
Thank you, Anon. You're always so sweet to me.
>>3832174
>She smiles widely and scoops up a bit of cake, holding it up to your mouth.
Mm!
>>3832174
See? Not guilty!
>>3832106
>It's Mamizou, another Touhou character dressed up as her, thus the glasses, hat, and raccoon tail
>>3832106
We really don't eat much at all...well, Kurumi "borrows" some blood now and then. Ah, and...I suppose I could have this body make the trip all the way back, as well.
>>3832174
But of course, Miss Ramlethal. Why wouldn't I?
>>3832195
>
Now get the fuck out of my locker room.
>>3832179
A true BEAST never sleep.
It's always ready to take someone's life.
Be grateful I didn't kill you on the spot.
>>3832176
SOMEONE SAVES THAT POOR TROMBONE FROM LESNAR !
And Grimes, you're fucking dead next slide for this.
SUBARU HAS NO CHILL.
>>3832201
You...you remembered my name this time!
>>3832210
N-No, you don't understand. I don't want to hurt anyone!
>>3832219
Hum actually...
>
>>3832231
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING DEAN!
>>3832201
I... see.
Was my maid-work good? Can I get a rating?
I hope you don't mind that I was, err, watching you sleep for a while.
>>3832210
>Takes hat off, revealing a screw in the forehead.
This is the opening.
Nowhere else, not unless it's an emergency.
>>3832231
Don't break that thing, it could have value!
>>3832231
>>3832220
See this trombone? I am going to wrap it around your neck and hang you up above my chimney.
>>3832210
You sure, not all the anons are like me. I try my best tho.
>>3832231
Why are you trying to kill a fucking trombone?
Are you dumb or something? You nearly chocked yourself with it.
>>3832215
>>3832198
If I don't need it, I don't need it, after all...I do sleep on the occasions I do feel tired, if I feel I can spare the time.
>>3832201
I'm not so good at remember the names of youkai, magicians, or gods.
>>3832210
Duh!
>Aaand legacy captcha just turned to gibberish
>>3832201
Ramlethal!
The tan girl in the cute white tubetop thing!
>>3832215
>TIL, still keeping it though, it's cute.
>>3832215
You know what they say, if you can't bring the girl to the party, then bring the party to the girl! I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
>She shovels a bite of cake into her mouth.
How've you been?
>>3832236
Hurt anybody? We're just dancing! You won't hurt anybody!
>>3832246
Hmm.. Alright, here's what we'll do, I'll pretend to kiss you on the forehead, and you can climb into my mouth, so that way no one will suspect anything.
>>3832252
You're a sweetheart, Anon. Thank you!
>>3832231
Can't you cut her some slack, Subaru ?
EILA IS RECKLESS.
I think I'm gonna install some kind of mechanism to punish my crowd every time it pisses me off.
>>3832277
What the fuck......
>>3832195
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME, FOX.
SECOND. FUCKING. TIME.
>>3832274
Well, at least i made one person happy, you are welcome.
>>3832277
Shipping means killing them at the same time, right?
>>3832277
I dunno Seth, I think your crowd actually has good taste.
>>3832194
W-why're you the one to give me this speech... Ugh, it just proves you're better than me.
>>3832206
I have a feeling that won't be anytime soon, I plan on living quite a while longer.
>>3832231
Fortune tellers are nonsense, the future is for me to decide on my own.
>>3832277
... Ugh, I had a good feeling about this match.. I guess I was wrong.
>>3832274
>>3832271
>Yep, see here.
Hmm...I suppose I might be able to "borrow" a parasol from the Scarlets, she might be able to come with one.
>She smiles
Perfectly fine, but of course, now why wouldn't I be?
>>3832277
>Babybarfs
>>3832277
These fucking strike witches I tell you, bunch of backstabbing little shitheads.
>>3832195
She was made into a weapon. It affected me and my sisters. We are all classified as inhuman.
>>3832198
I could swing around a restaurant and demand free burgers for both of us. It sounds like fun.
>>3832148
The oldest. With nineteen cycles in your life.
>>3832210
*she accepts the food into her mouth*
This tastes like a wedding cake.
>>3832215
Maybe the discardI- never mind. I did not know what I was thinking.
>>3832231
She is not a Valentine.
>>3832212
Speaking of that. I will state something special to you.
>>3832300
SHOOT, DO IT FAGET.
>>3832272
>pops up from a shadow, and without a word slowly drifts into view as to avoid any possibility of startling Rika
>>3832201
>slips up from out of nowhere and grabs your hat
Heyo!
>>3832320
Before I break your spine, please stop talking. You are like that annoying buzzing sound in my head.
>>3832274
>he starts moving around a bit
I don't think you understand the price of failure, Makoto.
>>3832277
Not at all. She deserves what she gets for killing Dean.
>>3832277
End of the road for you, Cat Man.
>>3832277
This is not a game.
>>3832344
>>3832236
>Hides her hand behind her back
Y-Yeah! So how are you doing?
>>3832246
I-Is that all you did?
And I can't really give you a rating from that alone.
>>3832272
You seem to remember mine just fine though.
>>3832274
And why? I'm fine with a party though.
>>3832336
>She sighs but lets you take her hat
Is that really amusing for you?
>tfw will never lick nepgear's armpits
why live
>>3832335
Not before I murder some more fucking people.
>>3832320
I guess titles and names mean nothing in regards to actual strenght.
I think it's a good lesson for the future.
>>3832331
That's harsh...
A biological weapon you mean?
>>3832272
...Well, as long as you're alright.
>>3832274
That sounds like a terrible idea.
I cannot think of any reason why I'd do that ever.
>>3832277
...You tried.
>>3832331
T-that also sounds really, really illegal.
>>3832358
Well I carried you to the bed, remember? I didn't know what to do after that because you fell asleep really fast.
>>3832360
>Nepgear
>>3832329
You really want to piss off Lesnar do you people ?
TALKING OF LESNAR, CAN'T YOU GO BACK KILLING THAT TROMBONE PLEASE ? MY NOSE'S GONNA FRACTURE ITSELF AGAIN.
You're just jealous because nobody wants to play with you, Hiyoko.
>>3832360
There are better armpits
>>3832201
Doing good. Congrats for your victory btw.
>>3832331
Hmm? Something the matter?
>>3832358
Yes, yes it is admittedly... It's amusing when you get a bit mad
>puts it on
The fact that it's almost the same color as me also helps.
>>3832377
I swear to fucking god Seth. If you don't take Kofi's dildo out, then I will. And shove it up your ass while I am at it.
>>3832272
>She wraps her tail around both of their heads, shielding them from the outside world in a dome of fur. She smiles and holds the fork up to you, blushing slightly.
Nobody'll see now.
>>3832301
>She gives Anon a little kiss on the cheek.
>>3832324
I'd love to meet her! I just thought I'd check on how you were doing. It's always nice to make sure my friends don't have anything on their minds bothering them.
It doesn't get boring tending to a garden all day?
>>3832331
I-It is. That was all they had that was this big, and I didn't have enough time to have anything else made.
Sorry, Rammy. I hope that doesn't ruin the whole thing.
>>3832343
You're not a failure! Look, see, you're really getting into it!
>She starts dancing too, moving around you in circles.
Come on! Just let loose, have fun!
>>3832358
Well, I just thought it would be nice to show her how far she's come as a person! When she first got here, she wanted to kill all of us! Now she's a dear friend to a lot of people! S-So, I just wanted to show her how many people cared about her!
>>3832372
>She'd already planted her lips around the screw, pulling at it with her teeth like an idiot.
Mmn...!
>>3832336
...What?
>>3832358
I said "not so good", not "impossible".
>>3832372
I'm not doing a very good job at describing this, huh...?
>>3832379
There aren't, her's are perfect.
>>3832420
Can you edit a jew cap on Gengar?
>>3832377
Welp that's it.
>>3832428
YAY! I finally didn't scare you for once!
>>3832435
Sure, though I can't do it at the moment sadly, don't have photoshop on this laptop
>>3832377
>
>>3832425
...
>It's not budging.
Uhhh... you're kind of close, don't you think?
>>3832428
Sort of, yeah.
Filename
>>3832425
I want to motorboat those tits.
>>3832320
Don't you know Stingray? I'm the king of giving speeches! I'm the one that needs to encourage other people to be the best they can be so they don't end up like me!
>>3832331
I already told you that you have to kill me, so quit trying to get around that.
>>3832358
Haha, you can't hide from me, Ilya-tan!
Let's do this the easy way instead of the hard way. Show me what you've got, or else!
>>3832377
WAR IS HELL!
>>3832425
...
Makoto-tan, I'm going to blow you away if I start dancing here and now.
>>3832377
CAPTAIN MARVELOUS HAS PROVEN TO BE ONE HELL OF A WARRIOR, BUT CAN HE RESISTS THE COMBINED POWER OF TWO TRIBUTES ?
Everyone taunts Dean Ambrose with their wins.
Xavier Woods is gonna rush down here and massacre Grimes for that.
Like I'd take a bullet for a furfag, or anyone for that matter.
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH HIYOKO.
>>3832425
...You just made it even worse.
>>3832439
Well, when it's THAT telegraphed....
>>3832464
I just...literally don't need as much sleep as I used to. Not entirely sure why.
>>3832469
Yes?
>>3832331
.... Ugh I'm going to uninstall myself before I get that old..
>>3832337
Haha, you mean like your conscious? That voice?
>>3832366
I'm still going to enter with dumb titles! It keeps things mixed up!
>>3832470
Being like you? Why would you not want people to always be right and never die? I think that sounds good to me! Now..
>Begins to will again.
>>3832366
It is the truth. And yes. Made to destroy the world but failed. That is when my first sister was made to do as well.
>>3832372
I never cared much for laws. And the hesitation makes it sound like you would like to do it.
>>3832377
I will just have to come at you with more than my full strength.
>>3832382
I stated this would happen again. I thought of her again.
>>3832425
Not at all. My sister loves this.
>>3832470
Of course. I just wanted to say that you are the only one I consider to a friend that I still want to kill. Be proud of that.
>>3832489
This was a mistake. A mistake!
>>3832489
It was worth it.
>>3832501
Well, free food is always nice... I'm not sure if I'm that desperate though.
>>3832489
You guys are little late with taunting me with the wins you know.
Kinda sitting with the belt thinking. I mean, I got wins too, more then you.
>>3832372
I told you about Sella right? She would have told you some things to do, or I also said you could just climb in bed with me too.
>>3832381
Thank you, the afk buff was real!
>>3832420
>She takes out a spare hat and puts it on
I kinda stopped caring a while ago though.
>>3832425
I think I've talked with her once before, maybe twice...
>>3832428
Well even if you forget it I don't have a problem reminding you.
>>3832470
Ummm... what?
>You can almost see the question mark above her head
>a loud knock can be heard on the door
>>3832489
Makoto. I never danced.
>>3832501
Destroy the world?
waaah.......
Herrrr, it depends of the state of the world I guess, if it was a really shitty world I can understand if someone would want to destroy it.
A REALLY shitty world.
>>3832500
Dumb titles are fun, yeah!
>tfw you try to watch an anime but it's super cringy and you try to make it through anyway
>>3832490
>did you mislink?
Hmm telegraphed?
>>3832526
I've noticed...
Somewhat takes the fun out of it, people just get used to my antics...
>>3832526
I-I can't just crawl into bed with another girl! Th-that's too weird!
That maid lady didn't show up either, and I didn't know what to do, so I just sat on the ground and fell asleep!
>>3832536
Come in!
>>3832462
It's fine, since this isn't your real body, right?
>She separates from you, tilting her head.
It's not coming out.
>>3832465
H-Huh? What does that even mean, Anon?
>>3832488
What? B-Blow me away?
Do your dance moves create wind?
>>3832489
>>3832541
And a one, and a two!
You're a good dancer, Ram! Just do whatever you feel like doing!
>>3832490
>Her tail seemed to even muffle the outside music of the party, surprisingly enough. She folds her ears back and frowns, keeping the fork in place.
Why's it worse?
>>3832501
Really? Well, maybe you should call your sister and get her to come here, too!
>>3832526
But you'd still consider her your friend, right? She's a nice person!
>>3832489
You fucking bi -
>>3832500
If I had a conscious, I would be on a farm in Minnesota, far away from rats like you or the vermin that's hosting this game.
Luckily for me, I don't have one.
>>3832425
Oh, no, as long as I can serve my mistress, I've not a worry in the world, miss.
It may be called "The Garden of the Sun", but it's more of a massive sunflower field.
>>3832501
Oh. "Her"...I assume I already know.
>>3832536
I don't believe it's locked...sir or ma'am!
>>3832536
I wonder who is it...
>opens the door
>>3832489
DON'T LET BROCK HUGS YOU
SUBARU COUNTED HIS CHICKEN BEFORE THEY HAD HATCHED. SHE WASN'T DEAD YET MANG.
What about, The Lunatics' Worse Nightmare ?
>>3832536
>Opens the door
>>3832545
>>3832489
I don't know if this is my butt or your butt, but it's really firm.
>>3832500
Trust me on this Kaito, it's not worth dying over and over again. There's a lot more to it than you think.
>>3832501
I don't know if I should feel warm on the inside, or scared for my life. Either way, thank you for the conformation Rambo! You're one of my best friends too!
>>3832536
It is open.
>>3832548
>>3832556
>>3832561
>>3832563
>>3832574
>The doors opens
>It is the IRS
>>3832562
Simple as that.
>>3832553
It means this
>grabs tits
>squeezes them together
>shoves his face inbetween then shakes his head violently.
>>3832556
It just seems like it'd be boring to stand in a field all day. Is it pretty to look at, at least? With a good view?
>>3832562
Ahh! D-Don't do that!
I don't want those kisses!
>>3832546
That means you should think of something new!
>>3832548
It's not that weird though...
A-And did you sleep well?
>>3832553
Umm... I'd have to talk with her more before I could say that.
>>3832490
>>3832516
>Whoops
>>3832526
Eh, better than calling you "magician".
>>3832546
Obvious?
>>3832553
Because if I didn't know you better I'd say you're practically trying to romance me.
>>3832545
>tfw you try and play a game, but it starts out with fucking J-Pop and the main characters voice is so cute it'll probably give you diabetus if you listen to it for too long
Fucking Atelier
>>3832580
Wrong country.
>>3832562
How could you be my nightmare if no one even knows what in my head?
>>3832580
>>3832545
>>3832545
Thats how i felt about Strike Witches, but i gave up in the end.
>>3832562
Next time, I'll break their spines.
>>3832608
That's the thing, Dean Ambrose. There is nothing in your head at all.
>>3832580
>>3832580
Fuck! Herr I mean... what can I do for you on this rainy night folks?
>>3832562
I think you have a new fanboy, Dean.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A MEANIE WITH HER, BROCK.
I told you you would regret that tap water shit, Grimes.
Dang, not even that terrible hat can protect Aizawa's head from such a shock.
But she'll be fine.
I think.
>>3832545
>Couldn't bring myself to watch even episode 2 of the Kantai Collection anime
>>3832589
I used to stand in the middle of a void for...indescribable amounts of time on end. But yes, it's gorgeous, and every single sunflower there is...far and beyond even my own height!
>>3832580
Hm...?
>>3832526
You're hiding something behind your back! I want you to show me it now!
>>3832553
NO, THE CREATE FIRE!
>he starts doing the same dance as Vincent from pulp fiction
>>3832632
Get the fuck off me, you oversized rat! Before i choke you with my bare ha -
>>3832516
If you say so.
>>3832500
You should not do that.
>>3832543
Our creator seems to think so. Telling us that everything is a redundancy.
>>3832553
You usually just shows up. I do not know where she could be.
>>3832556
You do. Ugh. I sometimes wish I could just forget about her.
>>3832562
Why did you not finish me?
>>3832567
*she pulls you in for a hug*
Of course. If you could not regenerate I would not consider this at all.
>>3832632
Let me down from here you chucklefucks.
>>3832566
That's what I was talking about
they're making curry right now.
>>3832632
I thought Kamina locked you in the basement.
>>3832632
It is impossible to feel bad. It was too easy.
>>3832623
Wrong Brocky.
There's blood.
Like, a lot of blood.
>>3832632
You uh.
You gonna stop?
>>3832632
All the cool peeps are dead already.
Well, I guess I'll be cheering the Trombone!
Go Francesca!
>>3832650
A redundancy? A cycle?
Hey, if it's a cycle it's need to have "bad times" from times ot time. You can't have a new tree if the fruit doesn't rot before, you feel me?
He should've thought of that!
>>3832632
GETTING CLOSER TO THE END, AND YET AMBROSE AND ME ARE STILL ALIVE.
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.
>>3832593
Hmmmm....
>places hat on top of your other hat
But there isn't anything that as easily done as takng your hat, and I'm not a jerk enough to flip your skirt or something perverted like that... and people get a bit too mad if I scare them...
>>3832599
Oh. Yea, I feel like it'll be a hassled to be overly cautious like that, but you always seem jumpy...
>>3832668
No wonder I hear a watery sound everytime I punch your face in.
>thank you very much anon
>>3832674
F Subaru I guess...
Still trying to become a ghostie I see
>>3832650
It could happen eventually, miss...for the other thing, I suppose I could get a scythe for you, but they're not all the most...practical weapons, after all.
>>3832659
What's wrong with curry?
>>3832553
W-well, it's still kind of like my body an--
>Sighs.
Alright... First off, this thing opens like a hatch.
Secondly, climbing into anybody's mouth seems like a really bad move. Like, really bad. Lethal bad.
>>3832562
Ah.... Uhh, hi?
>>3832580
...Hello?
>>3832593
Yes, I slept fine. Fine, finefinefine.
I'm serious though. That's too weird for me.
>>3832599
Welllll... I'm not going to bother trying to figure out why.
>>3832632
H-hey! This hat is really good!!
>>3832650
I still plan on buying a burger though...
We could always go together with that free burger.
>>3832659
>Fucking god, you're actually watching that? L-lucky guess?
>Don't get any impressions from it. Shiho was portrayed really badly in the anime.
>Just like a lot of things from the manga.
>>3832689
You may want to use waifu2x to upscale small pictures Brian.
It works well
>this much anime girl reply chain circlejerking in one thread
Calm down, faggots.
>>3832587
>She pushes you away.
Anon! Stop, that's lewd!
>>3832593
Aw, you don't just think someone being nice is worth their friendship?
I do.
>>3832599
>She instinctively pulls back, withdrawing her tail and falling backwards, her face beet red. Steam practically rises from her cheeks as she tries to stammer out a coherent sentence.
O-Of c-course I'm n-not trying to do that! Y-You know I-I only have e-eyes for one person, Rika! I mean, you're pretty great and all, and I would like to marry you, b- No! That's not what I meant! I meant that, like, if.. I-If I didn't already.. Like somebody else, then, I'd definitely want to marry you! No! Wait, that's not what I meant either!
>>3832643
You never just, like.. Go watch TV or something? Ever?
>>3832644
>She starts clapping.
There you go, Subaru! You've got it!
>>3832650
Aw, man. You can't contact her?
That stinks. I'll set aside a few pieces of cake you can give her!
>>3832703
You think I'm gonna eat you?
Come on, I thought we were past "eating eachother" suspicions, Aikawa. I'd never do something like that.
>>3832674
> THIS FUCKING FIRST EVENT
I'M DONE
I'M FUCKING DONE
MY SIDES HAVE DISAPPEARED FROM THIS TIMELINE.
>>3832700
>>3832703
>what the fuck
>>3832650
>he returns the hug
So you wouldn't even consider me as a friend...?
>>3832717
The Iron Lady looks cute when she's stressed, but maybe that's just me.
>>3832714
>>3832714
>Holy shit that event
>>3832711
>next he starts copying the dance moves from Saturday Night Fever
See, I told you! I'm gonna blow you all away with this!
>>3832711
There's always room for accidents.
Plus... it would be pretty gross. I'd probably panic.
>>3832714
U-uhh....
>>3832717
>Don't fuck with Akane.
explain dean
>>3832714
>>3832714
That's uh.
That's some real good dancing Seth.
>>3832599
Is that all you see me as?
>>3832680
I'm sure you could think of something.
>She balances the hats on her head
>>3832703
You should have at least slept on top of the sheets or something, the bed is more than big enough for the both of us!
>>3832711
I just haven't talked with her much...
>>3832644
>She shows you her hand
W-What? I'm not hiding anything!
>>3832580
...
>Launches the nukes.
>>3832714
>>3832543
You should have a dumb unnecessary title next time!
>>3832554
You probably have one, it's just neglected is all! If you listen enough you'll probably hear it!
>>3832567
You mean like disembodied hands and magic?
>>3832650
Haha, are you saying that you'd be sad if I disappeared?
>>3832680
Because I am, clearly.
>>3832703
I don't think I WANT to find out....
>She shakes her head
>>3832711
You were blushing even before that, too.
>Her tone sounds almost smug as she smirks
But you're really just so...unaware of the similarities of your actions, there.
>>3832752
I am a very, very biased, superstitious, and paranoid person.
>Goddammit legacy captcha
>>3832670
That is what she thought as well. Her plan is to eliminate the entire human race and replace it with her own creations. Thus beginning a new cycle.
>>3832699
I have been trying to replace her. With the person I was based on.
>>3832703
That would be fine. A little boring though.
>>3832711
She would enjoy that. She loves anything reminiscent of a wedding.
>>3832714
>
>>3832720
*tightens the hug*
I would. Just one that I could not kill. That is what makes you special in my eyes.
>>3832714
>>3832755
>saved
Ohhho no
>>3832752
Hmm...
>reaches over and pulls your ribbon, undoing the knot
...
>>3832766
Well, I guess I'll have to keep this up then... Either way, I see you have been doing pretty well right?
>>3832752
Then what the hell were you hiding from me!?
>>3832760
That's not good either! Those are bad guy powers. No good human being would want something like that dragging them down!
>>3832752
I think that might have just made things even weirder...
Like, borderline stalker weird.
>>3832755
I forgot to ask if this was lethal...
>>3832766
I've never been good with supernatural things, so I'd like to avoid it too.
>>3832767
Boring is nice.
>>3832760
You are right, my conscious is speaking to me. And it's telling me to give you an F5 straight through the announcer's table.
>>3832714
>>3832745
>>3832750
Please do, Dean. I stumbled upon this doing some background research.
>>3832745
>>3832787
Trick of the Camera.
I'm actually biting his ear off.
AND THE FEAST RUINS EVERYTHING
DAMN IT
>>3832776
Well execute sounds pretty fatal.
>>3832714
I-I'll actually hurt you!
>>3832767
>he tightens it even more
You know Rambo, you're the first person to ever say this to me. I never would have guessed somebody like you would be the first person to tell me I'm special in a good way.
>>3832767
Oh it was a woman!
Well... A was thinking about a natural cycle. In my experience, it never ends well when someone tries to be like God, or something...
But apparently it's all finished now.
>>3832794
I-IT SAID EXECUTE!??!
>>3832711
I barely even know what that is. There's not a single building in the Garden, and electronics, let alone such a thing as that are essentially nonexistent in Gensokyo. And no, I simply couldn't let myself be distracted from my duties like that.
Hmm...I think I'm just a little bit more than halfway to the Scarlet Devil Manor, now. Never actually been there....
>>3832767
Ah? You actually know of them?
>>3832739
>She keeps clapping and laughing, watching him enjoy himself.
Yeah, you are! I definitely feel the wind!
>>3832741
True enough, I guess. Doesn't it get kinda cramped in there, though?
>She knocks on your head.
>>3832752
Well, there's no better time to start, right? After all, this is her party!
>>3832766
>She looks away, covering her face.
I was not. You can't prove it.
Besides, even if I did have eyes for you or anything, you definitely don't like girls, so I wouldn't even think anything like that. It just.. Reminded me of stuff I used to do with Noel, that's all.
>>3832767
Really?
Is she married?
>>3832794
AHH! I'M SO SORRY!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
