Colonel of Two World has a sequel
https://www.comixology.com/KFC-The-Colonel-Corps-2016/digital-comic/393832
>The History of KFC in the DC Multiverse is must reading!
Oh boy, I'd take a look at that.
This doesn't have the right to be as good as it is.
>>84187761
The first KFC tie-in was actually kinda good. I guess I'll probably give this one a read, as well.
>Colonel Lad
>>84187761
Is this digital only? Or do I have to go to a kfc to get it
>>84187761
I am unironically hyped for this. And even a new waifu from this one.
>>84187761
comic of the century confirmed.
>>84187911
>new waifu
Would you, /co/?
>>84187761
I am not okay with how attracted I am to female Colonel Sanders. This feels wrong. I don't...I never asked for these feelings.
>>84187761
Given how badly KFC goofed with it's choice of actors for its commercial, this is a very adroit spin.
>>84187945
I wonder whether her breasts or thighs are better.
Does Colonel Chicken sell Kentucky Fried Human?
The first one was great. This one's be better
>>84188327
why not get the combo?
>>84187838
This is the first time Bart Allen has appeared in half a decade.
bump for epic
>>84187761
>literally the same cover design
>>84190996
Are you baiting or just stupid?
>>84190996
That cover design came from DeMatteis & Hidden & Maguire JLI
>>84187761
The best stuff DC has put out in years.
>>84191043
Giffen*
>>84190996
Subtle. You'll get a few (You)'s from that
>>84191033
>>84191043
Wasn't aware that's where the original cover design came from, my apologies.
Did /co/ ever storytime the first issue?
>>84191233
Yes, and it was glorious reading with anons
So whos gonna story time both issues ?
>>84188693
This anon asking da real questions.
>>84191233
I did like two weeks ago
>>84187761
Pinnacle of the medium.
>page nine
not on my watch
>>84190996
>>84191143
>MTMTEdrones are literally this dumb
I bet you didn't even catch how the Lost Light's quantum doohicky was a total rip-off of the Infinite Improbability Drive from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
>>84196121
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>84196088
This is everything comics should be. I don't even like KFC all that much (I'm a Popeye's man, myself) but I might just indulge just because.
Ok be honest, /co/.
KFC or Popeye's? Don't try to be cute and reply with another option.
>>84196179
I like both about the same, but kfc is closer to where I live.But bojangles is the best
>>84196176
>Red-Son Colonel
>All-Star Colonel
Holy shit this is the best DC book I've read in years... I really really want to know more about All-Star Colonel
>>84196131
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god. Ahahahahaha. I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
>>84187761
I still want a craftsman bolt on system follow up
>>84196103
>>84196111
>dat Flash
oh baby
>>84196256
And that's it. Hope you liked "The Multiversity 1.5".
>>84190996
There's nothing unique about a shot of a bunch of hero's anon
>>84196150
Are the background people in this one supposed to be cameos? they look oddly distinct
>>84187761
>approved by the colonel code
Kek.
>>84196309
Probably. With >>84196256 in mind, I guess they're higher-ups at KFC. They don't look like DC people, at least.
>>84190996
bruh
>>84188693
I just realized how fucked a chicken colonel is.
Where can I get a copy of this? Do they have them at actual KFCs?
>>84196096
I thought we lived on earth 0.
Not even KFC can keep this straight.
>>84196111
>Recolonilise the multiverse
Glorious
>>84196256
The blonde on the left looks like Tara Strong.
This is almost as good as craftsman bolt on system saves the justice league
>>84196224
>"At my KFC, the K stands for Krypton"
It's fucking beautiful is what it is.
Also, to further the advertisement:
If you liked the comic, be sure to grab it (for free!) on Comixology and give it a high rating. I'm pretty sure that's how we got this issue, which is the *second* KFC comic they've made so far.
>>84196131
holy fuck i can't take it oh wow
Do you think we could convince them to do a tie in comic with a cereal company written by Geoff Johns? It would be a thing of beauty. Like I don't know the Legion of Doom wants to steal Lucky's Lucky Charms and the JL has to save him or something.
>what is this cheap shilling
>read it
>it's actually enjoyable
I don't even have a reaction to convey this level of surprise.
>>84197114
The first one was also pretty good.
>>84196497
It said front page of daily planet so I don't think they meany us but speaking from the Colonels perspective
>>84196131
Holy shit they remembered he's Wally! I was afraid they were gonna retcon him to be Barry too.
>>84196137
Well that's just messing with my head.
>>84197136
Anyone got a storytime?
>>84196254
It's one of the constants of the Multiverse.
Every Earth has the Godfather, every earth has Big Belly Burger, and every female speedster is a semen demon.
>>84196072
Damn, this writer's got a lot of stuff under his belt.
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Tony_Bedard/Writer
>>84196131
>Koln-El
Sides have left orbit, send help
>>84197148
I meant I thought earth 0 was the main one.
Your thinking of earth 33
>>84197222
There's a real love for the universe here
>>84196131
>Koln-El
oh my god
>>84196121
I'm pretty sure that a Steampunk Police Harland Sanders would not be taking people in alive.
>>84196179
But Zaxby's is the right answer
>>84196150
IMPULSE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>84197375
I liked black mantas villan month
Ocean master
Well he did the best with what he had I guess
>>84196176
I'm kinda sad we didn't get to see Cowboy Sanders' world. Justice Riders was one of the best Elseworlds.
>>84196185
YES! YES! YES! YES!
>>84187838
Is that Bart? That's Bart! And I don't mean an edgy atheist edgelord from the future!
This is amazing, thanks for the storytime for this.
>>84196209
>>84196224
The sad thing is, the real Colonel Sanders WAS dedicated to the best possible taste and hard work.
Which is why he sued the parent company that owned KFC at the end of the 70s, claiming they'd ruined his good name by putting out a substandard product that he was ashamed to be associated with.
>>84196185
>tfw Colonel Grodd.
>>84197375
>http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Tony_Bedard/Writer
Most of it is pretty mediocre.
>>84198316
I read that he called the gravy "sludge" and "wallpaper paste".
I wonder how his original stuff tasted like. Not even American so I guess it's worse on our end.
>>84198533
My experince with fast food around the world indicates that foreign versions of chains are always better. Best McDonalds is probably in Japan.
>>84198316
Well, I'd like to helpfully point out that WE don't live on Earth 1, where Sanders conveniently came back from the dead and reversed the corporate desecration of his product.
We live on Earth Prime, where the 11 Herbs and Spices are mostly just salt nowadays.
>>84198553
Truly, we live in one of the not-best dimensions.
>>84198551
>Best McDonalds is probably in Japan.
What about KFC? Japan loves Colonel Sanders so much they treat him like Santa Claus.
>>84198572
It's better than here that's for sure. And yes they do treat him like that. KFC has become a traditional Christmas meal in Japan. The sales during Christmas time alone rival the rest of the year.
>>84196137
Does Chicken Sanders know his counterparts make their living cooking his kind?
>>84198678
him being intelligent probably makes it different enough
I don't have time to storytime, but I can upload the original if there's enough interest.
>>84199053
Yes please.
>>84196096
Stunning
>>84196131
>Koln-El
Oh god, I can't stop laughing. And they even remembered that he was technically Wally.
>>84196185
>Colonel Grodd
Well, that settles it. This comic is amazing.
>>84196111
>finger lickin' foe
>>84196121
goddamn
>>84196205
I prefer Bojangles over KFC by a large margin. All their sides are better and the chicken doesn't have as much fat on them.
Well that was easily the most fun I had with a comic all year. Ongoing when?
>>84196185
BRAVO!
This is the height of the art-form.
>>84196179
I live nowhere close to Popeyes but I always have to see the new commercials for whatever food they have at the time and I want to eat it.
>>84199101
Give me a half hour or so.
>>84196243
>It took a KFC tie-in comic for DC to actually delve back into the multiverse
Aside from putting an arbitrary Teen Titans Go universe in, this was perfect. Girl!Flash was the icing on the cake.
It bothers me that, like, half of the comics Comixology offers for free aren't actually in their "Free Comics" tab.
>>84199673
the "free" tab is a publicity thing anyway, probably have to pay for that ad space
>>84196088
>Classic KFC Comic
You're goddamn right.
>>84197295
I'm uploading it. The first attempt failed, so I'm trying again. I'll post the links once they're up.
>>84196131
>Koln-el
oh my god
>>84196831
the fuck what really?
>>84200016
My uploads keep cutting out. I'll try to have it up ASAP.
>>84187945
>It actually fits in the multiverse
What the fuck has happend to cape shit when a fucking chicken tie in has more continuity than 90% of Marvel.
>>84200706
to be fair, Marvel avoids doing good things on purpose to make people mad
>>84196179
popeyes
biscuits, chicken, and fries too good.
>>84200706
It actually fits in pretty well, all things considered. Only a few minor changes from Multiversity (Flash is called Accelerating Man in E-19, and E-11's Flash is Jesse Quick, E-51 is more a Kirbyverse, Teen Titans Go universe), but it's certainly better than I expected.
Surprised they even did a Kingdom Come Colonel. Guess one of Clark and Diana's kids took up the tie.
>>84199101
The Colonel of Two Worlds 001 (2015) (digital-Empire).cbr
http://www46.zippyshare.com/v/zIBSEzya/file.html
Doing it because the other guy is too slow. Sorry.
And we're done, once again.
>>84201593
>400% increased crime rate
>Because of the Fried chicken joint
Oh my fucking god lmao. This.. this can't be real life
>>84196137
I gotta work "Y'all mind if I sample that gravy?" into my vocabulary.
>>84201010
I never said I would storytime it, just upload it. In fact I explicitly said I didn't have time for a storytime.
>>84196176
All-Star Colonel ongoing when?
>>84201714
I would TOTALLY read that Colonel Sanders / Hawkman crossover.
>>84198551
When I went to Singapore the biggest culture shock was that at McDonald's your drink comes in a plastic bag (in a cup but the cup is in the bag)
>>84196243
I think I just worked out why I loved it so much I'm a sucker for story's where the watchtower is attacked.
>>84199531
Yeah that go universe was an odd choice
Should have used that chibby (auctual spoiler for a really shitty comic called Multiversity)robotuniverse
>>84200067
The best part is its so fucking blatent that the comics not even named for the mascot in it it's named for the product
>>84188693
No, but only because humans are an endangered species in that universe. Building a restaurant chain based around serving human meat in that world is unfeasible.
>>84202936
it looks like they're both eating potatoes anyway
I friggin love these!!
>>84196923
Anyone have a zippy of this for those without comixology accounts?
Tpb when?
>The Japanese Nippon Professional Baseball league has developed an urban legend of the "Curse of the Colonel". A statue of Colonel Sanders was thrown into a river and lost during a 1985 fan celebration, and (according to the legend) the "curse" has caused Japan's Hanshin Tigers to perform poorly since the incident.[51]
DON'T FUCK WITH THE COLONEL!
>>84187945
Well, shit.
Finger-lickin' of the Month
>>84196179
Popeyes.
Dem Biscuits...
>>84201657
>Wears a suit under his suit
Truly the hard way is correct
>>84201727
I bet motherboxs keep really good time
>>84202649
Maybe Go is that universe
>>84196179
Popeyes senpai
>>84196179I don't like fried chicken
>>84203544
Oh shit, I would love to see them reference that in another issue. Like how about an alternate universe where the Colonel died and haunts that statue?Dead Sanders then becomes a Black Lantern
>>84191143
Holy fucking shit.
Just leave /co/ forever.
>>84196111
>colonel-flash friendship in every reality
[black wally joke here]
>>84187838
Is this the first appearance of a new Legion with Bart as a member? Also, everything else about that page is amazing.
>>84190996
Welcome to comics.
>>84198011
You think Steampunk Police Harland Sanders hasn't beaten his share of criminals to death with his shillelagh?
>>84196131
I am literally crying right now. God damn, that's funny.
>>84196176
This is the real sequel to Multiversity.
>>84205097
That's one hell of Frank Face Mister Miracle's sporting there.
>>84196209
>>84196224
sander shouting NO is reaction image gold.
>>84187761
>Hokey fast-food promotional comic
>They actually go all out with the premise, go full fucking multiverse
>great art
>it's actually good
>>84205272
Have you seriously never seen JLI before?
>>84187761
Oh fuck, this actually looks good. Why?
>>84205345
Know, I have. And I'm aware it predates Dillon's sameface problems.
I just think it's an uncanny resemblance.
>>84187945
>her cunt tasting like chicken
Well, I guess its better than the regular tuna flavor.
>>84204465
Come on he apologized and everything
I'm more concerned he thought there was anything unique about bunch of hero's in a big group shot
>>84187761
Literally verything about this cover is goddamn amazing
>>84205326
Here ya go buddy
>>84187761
Wait if one Colonel is a chicken then what do they fry in that universe?
>>84205789
Notice that they just talk about how great the potatoes are?
No mention of fried chicken.
I guess that universe's name is KFP.
>>84205759
>>84187761
>KFC just literally BTFO every current comic book
What a strange time to be alive
>>84187761
Ok, i have read both now. WHAT THE FUCK? why is this COMMERCIAL better than anything of the normal stuff the push out?
Its great, its everything i liked about comics before they became dark n gritty or SJW pandering.
Why can't they do that with regular comics?
is there a downloadable version of Colonel Corps anywhere? I'd rather not right click/save as every page.
Somebody storytime the first part as well please.
>>84206190
Look on the win o thread
>>84206251
Look up, its on this same thread.
>>84206263
found it in the win-o-thread. Thanks.
>>84205365
It is a bit yeah
>>84206190
comiXology or the dc comiXology app
>>84196121
WHY ARE THEY JUST PASSING OVER THIS SHIT? A STEAM PUNK FLASH THAT MAINS IN GOTHAM? WHAT?
>>84201478
When did the Rogues ever want to take over the world?
>>84206309
That's a good question especially considering the accuracy of the rest of the comic it has to have been intentional
>>84187945
Goddammit, I never thought I'd be attracted to a female Colonel Sanders
SOMEONE COSPLAYED COLONEL SUNDERS.
>>84206349
You weren't thinking ahead, were you?
>>84196375
This is played out in horrifying detail in season 2 of Bojack Horseman.
>>84196121
>>84196131
I have no words. This is fucking amazing
>>84205721
Nah, you could be forgiven for not being aware of Tony Bedard. it's >>84190996 who should be more ashamed
>>84198572
More than that. They use him as a mascot for a baseball team.
>>84196179
Lets see. Popeyes has two pieces for 1.50. KFC is in neighborhoods where I'm a lot less likely to get shot.
>>84205968
Because for almost 3 decades now comics have catered almost exclusively to manchildren that forgot what fun is. Seriously, this comic is like something straight out of the Silver-Age.
>>84196121
Holy shit, Detective Colonel Sanders ongoing when?
>>84196185
>Colonel Grodd
Please put the people who made this on every book for the rest of time.
>>84196198
>You're cock-a-doodle-doomed!
Oh god.
This is amazing.
>>84187761
>>84187945
https://youtu.be/6DvvyPcWOpA?t=3m30s
>>84196224
>Kryptonian Colonel Sanders
WEW LAD
This deserved to be a 45 page giant sized issue. I would unironically buy the TPB.
>>84206735
>Crisis
Fucking poetry
>>84205968
Because pandering is the easy way.
>>84196198
I love how Bizzaro-Sanders has heat vision for no reason.
>>84198994
>>84196137
>>84198678
https://youtu.be/y4xytsouUYo
All I thought of
>>84206723
woah, don't be hasty there friendo, Tony Bedard is a pretty mediocre writer.
>>84206979
It's obviously because Earth-1 Colonel Sanders doesn't have heat vision.
>>84207054
Ah, that makes perfect sense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixgjBfITrYI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRQEUcLZrHE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CwfJ9JsXOA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dw-7rPlfjI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI6ioPSKUgQ
>>84207098
>>84207064
Ronald seriously looks fucking creepy.
>>84207108
Someone needs to photoshop Badger to Colonel Sanders.
>>84206958
As much as I love these comics as a maccasfag I have to root for Ronald here
>>84207064
Do they not have the hamburgler outside Australia
Also
>Subway "boys"
>>84207139
And change the dialogue. "Litter" should be "burgers" and "do that in singapore" should be "sell that in singapore". "LITTER BUG!" should either be "BURGER FAG!" or just "RONALD!". "McRonald's" should be corrected to "McDonald's". And the last sentence should be changed from "I have to live in this town, pizza face, and I like it clean!" to "I have to eat in this town, burger fag, and I like it fried!" (alternatively the last word could be changed to "KFC". The "R" on the window should also be changed to a "D".
>>84196121
if only it was a drumstick club
>>84201766
And?
Look how long it took you just to upload, Slowpoke.
>>84196179
I live about 8 minutes away from a KFC and about 15 minutes away from a Popeye's, I'd go to Popeye's over KFC each time though I do prefer other foods like
>>84198012 but if it I'd pure fried chicken and nothing else then Popeye's. I hadn't had KFC in years one time so tried the one near me when I moved and it was alright but you could taste the grease as an after taste. The only one I knew that ever preferred KFC just recently told me how wrong she was.
>>84207165
>Do they not have the hamburgler outside Australia
No he is in the US too but as his name implies he is a fucking untrustworthy thief. It has always been about giant bird abomination and purple man.
>>84207287
My connection last night was fucked. I had to do it like 5 times before it actually worked.
>>84207165
>>84207144
But Ronald is the plague of grease.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LygKnJGIx_c
>>84196198
>that All-Star Colonel
Help, I'm needlessly attracted to a Civil War colonel/fried chicken magnate
>>84207630
Imagine how much hard work it takes to not get fat eating that food.
>>84207121
You're damn right I do.
>>84206419
>cheap bear and glasdes
Easy way all the way.
what a bastard.
>>84196179
Chick-fil-A.
>>84187970
Dont be vulgar
>>84196096
First page news at the Daily Planet?
Yeah. Im calling bullshit. What happens in fast food hardly qualifies as news priority
>>84196103
Fastest GAL alive?
Sexist
>>84207645
A lot of hard work indeed
>>84204450
Nah man, it's like Haunted Tank except instead of a tank it's a pro baseball team.
>>84196224
So, does this mean KC earth is officially the most OP reality?
>>84207570
That must have taken a while to animate
Probably helps that so many models could be reused though
