157th Dark Side Games part 3
Final 2
Was the one on the right worth 15 dollars, HG?
>>3821874
Sorry, captcha is fucked to link the thread...
>>3821894
Depends what you did to it
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3821891 (My hero~)
Well, there was a reason I picked you. You're smart, strong, and funny to boot! I'd be a fool for not choosing you~
>>3821902 (Baki)
You're welcome, dude! So, nice weather today, huh?
>>3821928
Congrats to Haise, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3821894
I don't understand the question
>summer
> it is raining
>>3821894
If you mean to be drawn, it looks well enough. It's just 15 bucks either way.
>>3821894
Can I fuck tha thing for $15?
>>3821928
Congrats, newspaper hair guy!
Thanks a billion for hosting, Vader! Can you tuck me in now?
>>3821912
...I just like it this way.
>>3821909
No instrument. You use your voice, if I remember.
>>3821933
>Gonna sexualize her in 2 years, but for now, she looked like a good candidate for tame drawings.
>tfw could've bought a sans figurine for the same price as this
>>3821947
Summer in Australia is the wet season.
>>3821897
They really are. Kittens are pure and cute.
Are you going to take care of all of them?
>>3821898
Because unlike then, I actually exist here now.
>>3821908
If that's what you think.
>>3821912
>she shrugs
I'm not going to question it. If I don't know them, I'm not going to invite them, simple as that.
This does mean you'll have to be doing the planning. I don't know the first thing about throwing a party...
>>3821922
Hmh... that is right, isn't it? All that stuff happened to you. Or maybe didn't.
that's how I feel.
>>3821932
L-like!? What do you mean!?
>>3821942
You picked me? I don't know about all that, you sliver tongued saint.
Yo.
>>3821928
GG Haise
>>3821944
I just bought the design for 15 dollars. No idea if I spent my money right.
>>3821949
yes
>>3821948
Alright, phew. That makes me less worried. Thanks for the input!
>>3821958
>gonna sexualize her in 2 years
I should have never helped you
>>3821968
>Yo.
Weren't you already here the last thread?
>>3821969
Congrats, Haise.
Thanks for hosting, Vader.
>>3821969
Second one today! Congrats my man, and thanks for the game!
>>3821932 (Kaito)
We just keep watch and stand guard, remember?
>>3821931 (Rick)
You should hear that engineer, Rika...she can't stand our kind and is practically terrified that she might not be human any longer. There's plenty who prefer humanity over anything else, sir.
>>3821960
That happened and didn't happen, really.... But that doesn't matter. I had my "past", but...I was deadset on one sort of future and I refused to accept anything but it.
>>3821969
Congratulations on another victory, sir! Thank you for having us!
>>3821958
>Did you just bought a Comission?
[spoiler]and I'll need to find a new drawing tablet[/spoiler]
>>3821954
It really suits you! It's like.. What you'd expect a samurai girl to have for hair, but somehow you make it look really cute. I don't think I'd be able to pull off something like that.
>>3821960
I definitely will! I'll have a ton of stuff set up, like.. Like Twister! And, um.. Spin the bottle! Fun party games!
>>3821960
I actually think this is an excessive amount for me. Maybe you could take one.
>>3821912
I will expect nothing.
>>3821969
Congratulations again. Thank you for the opportunity.
And stats
Good night everyone
>>3821969
Thank you for this round of Survival Game. Thank you for keeping the spirit burning!
>>3821973
Sorry.
>>3821931 (Rick)
Don't compare me to Russia, please. You do not know who Russia is. Germany? He's fine.
>>3821967
But you'd never like someone like me. I'm obnoxious, I eat too much... I'm not perfect.
>>3821968
Yo, dude!
>>3821968
Hey Bread. What's good?
>>3821959
Yeah but it rains here all year
>>3821954
I use all types of instruments!
>>3821965
Is there a girl you have your eyes on little bro?
>>3821969
Congratulations Haise!
Thanks for hosting Vader, it was a fun one!
>>3821980
Are you saying you wouldn't carry things for her? That's very rude if her arms are full, haha, I'm kidding.
>>3821984
Good, b-because there won't be anything.
>>3821981
Nah, it was one of those adoptable motherfuckers. Here's another one I bought a long time ago for 10 bucks, I just rediscovered her while going through my PMs.
alsowhatdoyoumeanbythatspoiler
causeifyoumakeadoptablesyoudmakeBANK
>>3821995
No one is perfect, and I clearly like you. Always have, even your flaws, just not like this till recently.
>>3822002
N-no one special...
>>3821996
Alright, good. I'm glad I didn't waste my money. I always have mixed feelings on the shit I buy.
>>3822008
You can adopt 2d girls now? Well shit, I guess that's it then.
>>3822008
The fuck is an adoptable? Did you just buy a drawing?
>>3821995
Sup.
>>3822000
What up, winner.
>>3822014
Aw, I'm glad I met you~!
>>3822002
Of course I would! But as it were she hasn't said a word to us.
>>3821982
Do they really still play all of that?
I suppose I should thank you, Makoto.
>>3821984
You'd let me have one?
Well... I don't think I've ever taken care of one before, but... Garry may know.
>she reaches down to pick one up
...This one, for sure.
>>3821980
And you didn't fail, did you?
>>3821986
Thanks for hosting. Goodnight.
>>3821980
Being a flesh sack with a small brain, and having organs that don't do anything isn't exactly what I'd call living.
I-i-i mean, what's the point of the appendix?
All your tonsils do is just give you a disease for free!
W-why did evolution give us that, huh?
>>3821995
Oh, you guys are more alike than you think.
If you weren't, you guys wouldn't have hated each other for so long.
>>3822021
They're all over the place, homie. I haven't used deviantart in years, but I didn't know what the fuck to buy so I just went with my old shopping habits. These kinds of things have been around for years, and are especially on that shithole of a site.
Also, I think that first one from the original pic is still up for 13 bucks
>>3822014
>>3821951
>>3821974
>>3821975
>>3821984
>>3822002
>>3821942
Arima....will be....so proud...zzzzzz
>Thank you, and Good bed
First 24
>>3822008
Eh? it looks cute, Although I don't know too much about selling designs for money.
[spoiler]Don't mind me, my tablet's pen broke for some reason and I can't find a replacement pen.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Don't start on giving me ideas ;_;[/spoiler]
>>3822045
Urotsuki.
>>3822040
Decent dreams to you.
>>3822045
Elly
>>3822036
I don't know much about human physiology, sir....
>>3822045
Alfred Jones the American Hero
>>3822045
Rick Sanchez
Test
>>3822045
Spike
>>3822045
Dear Boy
>>3822045
Otori Mio
>>3822016
Do tell little bro! This is a large milestone in your life!
>>3822030
That's why you offer! Otherwise you look rude.
>>3822040
Goodnight, rest well, sweet dreams, sleep tight, ect.
>>3822045
King Kaito
>>3822045
Makoto Nanaya
>>3822034
Th-thank me?
Oh, don't worry about it.. I'm just happy I can spend time with all of my friends and make people happy!
>>3822045
Ririchiyo
>>3822006
I understand. I should expect absolutely nothing from you.
>>3822034
Of course. I do consider you a friend.
>>3822045
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3822002
Hm. Could've fooled me.
>>3821982
At least you can tell I'm a woman.... You wouldn't do with long hair.
>>3822022
>It's more like buying a character that someone makes. I think.
>>3822045
Madame Yes
>>3822045
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3822045
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3822045
Ringo Roadagain
>>3822045
Lil Baki
>>3822045
Cappy
>Female
>>3822045
Yukine
>>3822063
No! Shut up!
>>3822045
Ragna
>>3822022
Oh, adoptables are basically just buying a design from a person that you own. Like a premade character commission, if that makes any sense, except it's up to whoever pays for it first. Buyable OCs.
>>3822032
I mean, I really like the design a lot, but I sorta wish I could've bought other stuff. There's just so many things online to buy, but it gets overwhelming and makes me wish I had bought something else. But, I've convinced myself that it was an OK buy. I can always just buy the figurine I wanted a different day, wheras this one would've been gone if the two items switched purchasing times.
>>3822045
Ricky
Muh
>>3822079
>I too have dad pictures
>>3822045
Kamiki Izumo
>>3822045
Uriko
>>3822063
As it were, she doesn't really carry much other than some small flowers....
>>3822034
...Like I said, miss. I wouldn't accept anything other than it. If I hadn't, I might've done something...drastic.
>>3822040
Goodbye.
>>3822046
Traditional art always works, too! I just wish that there were more color options available, unlike digital. Whatcha thinking about doing?
>>3822045
Maria and Harusame
>>3822081
I have had cases like that. Such as steam sales. I don't much believe in buying pictures but if you like it then there is nothing to worry about kiddo.
>>3822045
Rick Grimes
Bump the game jack. Please.
>>3822068
H-hey, what are you trying to say?...
>>3822078
Come on little bro! Tell me and we can bond over this!
>>3822091
Still, it doesn't hurt to offer ya'know.
>>3822045
Storm Eagle
And so the dueling being once again. I hope you are all ready to feel death creep up on you.
>>3822064
You remind me of someone
>>3822064
Both things I've been too long not doing. So it helps to have one that does around.
>she nods to you
Again, I insist my gratitude.
>>3822066
>she pets one briefly, before standing back up
I'll take this one before I leave then.
Where'd you get these, anyway?
>>3822091
Drastic? ... I see.
I contemplated that at one point, myself.
Those moments are too close for comfort for me.
>she shakes her head
you can tell what I chose to do instead. I'm here for real now.
>>3822114
Too late for that Ringo
>>3822040
Good bed
>>3822029
Right back at you, handsome.
>>3822045
Distracted man
>>3822114
You again... I wasn't happy with how I did last time, but make no mistake. I'm giving nothing but my best now~.
>>3822114
STRIP THE FLESH!
>>3822110
No! Shut up weirdo!
>>3822124
what is your source?
>>3822102
>It was an old addiction, seems like I never got over it after revisiting it and getting the same kind of rush. But, good on you, too! Thanks for the positive stuff, really helped out! Good luck with your future purchases n shizz
>>3822114
JUST LIKE HOW MY DICK'S GONNA CREEP UP YOUR ASS, PRETTYBOY.
He's not gonna bump the game is he?
>>3822066
...Yes.
..Absolutely nothing. Not at all. I might not even BE here tomorrow. Actually, count on not seeing me tomorrow. At all. I'm definitely not going to be here, and there DEFINITELY won't be a surprise.
>>3822068
Well, yeah, you're super pretty. Plus you have boobs, kinda. I can see 'em, at least.
So what's a samurai do where you're from? You fought that shrine maiden, right?
>>3822087
>DAD has quickly become my favorite filler. The situations with him are fucking fantastic to imagine. Just DIO trying to put up with his kids' shit.
>>3822118
I do? Who do I remind you of?
>>3822120
Well.. Okay, but I'm thankful too! After all, if you hadn't accepted being my friend, I couldn't be doing all of this for you and having fun tomorrow, so.. Thanks to you, too!
>>3822121
Is it? I'm aware that the arena has not been set-up yet, so it seems as though we are too early.
>>3822124
You only have yourself to blame for how you've lost to skeletons. Is your chainsaw not strong enough to cut through bone, Ms?
>>3822127
I am not completely sure why you would want to do that to another person. Shooting them is more than enough.
>>3822135
...I do not think you should be saying that to people who are capable of ending you.
>>3822135
Don't worry just adding more useless shit to my shelves.
>>3822142
I am, but it'll take a while since I don't use the tools
>>3822144
AND THEN SALT THE WOUNDS!
>>3822151
Bless your evil heart, jack. It shines brighter than all of ours.
>>3822114
Been there, done that, there's scarier. With all due respect, sir.
>>3822110
...I don't want to upset her. No, until she gives me permission, I maintain a respectful distance.
>>3822120
It wouldn't have been so...direct with me. I suppose I could've taken up another offer and just resigned myself to be someone elses's gatekeeper, but...it wouldn't be the same.
...I'm just some spineless, weak youkai. I'm certain you can manage.
>>3822133
Would it help if I told you who I liked first?
>>3822120
I told a woman about my fondness for cute animals and she was kind enough to give me a whole box of them.
>>3822143
Yet you still want me to bring my sleepwear.
>>3822114
I do not have the fear of death.
>>3822144
Was my attempt at humor lost..?
>>3822097
Mostly on the cases I like traditional drawing more than digital, Although it's been a time when I haven't posted anything besides of a few sketches
[spoiler]Considering the time I have, probably going to earn money to buy a new one. or just selling things[/spoiler]
>>3822144
OOOH, YOU'RE PRETTY COCKY! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD THE PHRASE, "don't judge a book by it's cover"? SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE QUICK TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST YOU?
What are you listening to HG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8566UtalG_o
>>3822162
I don't even care who you like
>>3822143
Most people thing I'm just...handsome.
>She clears her throat
The same as samurai from elsewhere. We serve our master. "Fought" is...putting it generously.
>>3822110
Nothing, nothing.
>>3822155
I see. I guess you will be the first person I will deal with when we enter the arena. Not only would it be interesting, but letting you run free might come back to haunt me later on.
>>3822161
I imagine so, Ms. Rumia, but all because I don't look like a monster, doesn't mean I cannot fight like one.
>>3822163
That's what I'm looking for. If you truly do not fear death, then you will not hesitate to duel me within the arena.
>>3822164
...Was that a joke, sir?
>>3822174
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=daybRF2pcmA
>>3822174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye6fxEeZm2g
>>3822143
>she munches on a few berries
It's no big deal.
It seems like.. since I got an effect from you, some of my others have come back as well. Not that you'd care, but the Arena must be... adapting for me or something
>>3822161
You're stubborn that way.
I'll have to be too.
...It's a good thing Rika isn't around. I doubt she'd like me talking to you.
>>3822163
My guess is that they were too much for her to handle them all. Either way, it works out for you.
...To be honest, things aren't all bad with me either. Something interesting is happening.
>>3822144
I did it plenty of times before. And that was just as a dream projection~. I can do it for real. I know I can.
>>3822168
Do you got a tumblr or something where you post stuff?
>>3822174
https://youtu.be/h0lZstK8ycE
>>3822179
It would seem not..
*Lands*
Hmm... No sign of an Maverick activities.
Just a gathering of humanoids...
I wonder why?
>>3822161
If that's how things work in your world I don't think I want to visit...
>>3822175
Then tell me who you like! She must be special if your attitude changed when I brought it up!
>>3822178
... Alright, but how are you tonight?
>>3822195
>robot racism intensifies
Still need eight more
>>3822173
Because you do not. It is as simple as that. As you are now, you do not have what it takes to kill me. I won't even humor you with trying to fight you either.
>>3822188
A dream projection? Sorry Ms, but I'm not sure what you mean by that.
>>3822194
I believe you will get the hang of making jokes soon. It won't take too long to understand where the funny bone is.
>>3822202
Fug
>>3822202
Griffith
Gokai Red
>>3822174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EdpMe4EREY
>>3822180
You are an odd one Makoto. That bears repeating.
>>3822188
Do you wish to tell?
>>3822179
I will not hesitate. It was my purpose.
>>3822202
Tuvalu
>>3822202
King of Sexy Style Nakamura
>>3822202
Tricky
>>3822199
She's no one special!
>>3822174
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B3J6CyeFUds
>>3822178
O-Oh, yeah.. You probably don't really wanna talk about that, huh? So you protect poor people, right? If I can remember history right.. Isn't that what samurai did?
>>3822188
Why wouldn't I care? That sounds like great news! I'm glad things are going your way, that makes me super happy to hear. What other effects have come back? Any super cool ones?
>>3822209
You are too! That's why we're such good friends, probably!
Hey, speaking of that, are we best friends yet?
>>3822179
I'm gonna kill you all, I'm gonna kill your friends and your family, I'm gonna track down your grandparents and turn them inside-out, nobody can stop the blood train that will turn your loved ones into a red splatter across the tracks of humanity!
>>3822202
Nine Ball Seraph
>>3822195
Humanoids? I see. You must be a robot.
>>3822202
Kekyoin
>>3822174
https://youtu.be/jfpIAu7Fymg
>>3822200
Duty calls first. Leave that race thing behind. Unless you want to be rotting in a scrap yard.
>>3822179
...Rumia? Who? My name's Elly, sir, I'm a gatekeeper.
>>3822188
We all have to be. The engineer...? Probably not. At least we have the one thing to bond over....
>>3822195
We fight here, sir, simply-put. What's a Maverick, if I may?
>>3822199
That's just me, really, sir....
>>3822202
Naoto Shirogane
>>3822202
The Player
>>3822195
Seriously. What the fuck is this character design?
>>3822222
checked
>>3822209
And it is my purpose as well, Ms. I won't hold back, but I will dig up a nice grave for you once we've finished.
>>3822222
I am the only member of my family that is currently alive, and your chances of killing me are slim to none.
>>3822203
YOU'VE GOT SOME REALLY HIGH STANDARDS FOR A PERSON SUCH AS YOURSELF. I THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF ACTUALLY A THREAT! I BET YOU'D DO BETTER OFF AS A COMEDIAN THAN SOME LOUSY, ALL-TALK-NO-BITE WIMP.
>>3822203
It's a long story. A sad one.
The easiest way to put it is like... My soul was here fighting, while my body was somewhere else.
>>3822209
Well, you realize, I'm here for real, right?
Watch this.
>she closes her eyes, and is engulfed in a flash of light. When it clears, a slice of cake rests on her head
...Effects.
>>3822220
>she shrugs
I can summon cake, my chainsaw, and... turn my body into a rainbow.
>>3822239
You both come from that same land. That same past, yes?
>>3822216
You say that... But you can't fool your big brother! You're clearly blushing!
>>3822239
... You're weird, it's like you cause problems for yourself ya'know..
>>3822239
...My apologies, Ms. Elly. It's that you look like a little girl I have met before. I shot at her, and she turned into smoke. I don't think I will ever forget my run-in with that child.
>>3822195
I'm not a human, though. I'm a nation!
>>3822220
It's, ah...embarrassing. And some of us. Others take the roles of mere bandits, others care for little beyond the upholding of their honor.
>>3822199
I'm surviving. Nothing of note, either way.
>>3822236
Since when did Chrome, and Murakumo Millennium distribute life-sized action figures.
>>3822259
Didn't I tell you to shut up!
>>3822251
I've got a spot for you... IN MY LIVER!
>>3822249
YOUR FAMILY IS NEXT!
>>3822255
STOP SCREAMING!
>>3822220
I hold all my friends to the same value. I would not want to lose any of you.
>>3822251
I will be sure to clean up what is left of you.
>>3822256
You were able to keep that. How useful.
>>3822256
>She only sits there for a moment, staring, before smiling and clapping her hands together.
No way! You can?? That's awesome! Could you show me? Please?
>>3822266
Huh..
So, what kind of samurai are you, then? One of them that like honor?
>>3822273
Hehe, you're sounding just like me, Rammy. That's what I said to Subaru one time.
>She leans in and nudges you, whispering.
But it's still fine to have a BEST friend.
>>3822271
Whoah, kid, crank it DOWN! I don't meant to interrupt, but ain't anyone eva' tell you that yo beanie is ugly as heck? Ya'll should throw it away.
>>3822255
I do not have a single funny bone in my body, Sir, but I can assure you that your time here is limited. You will find this out the hard way once we enter the arena.
>>3822256
So in other words, you are sleeping and this is all a dream?
>>3822272
I do not think you can eat me here, Sir. While the arena has no rules, there is no place for you to cook me.
>>3822273
Thank you, Ms. I wish you the best of luck.
>>3822273
Some of them are coming back. Actually, thanks to Makoto, I have a new one.
>after a new flash of light, she bears the same bushy tail and ears that the squirrel girl did.
I'm... actually growing to like it.
>>3822286
The Rainbow effect?
...Hmh, alright.
>she's engulfed in light for a brief moment. When it clears, her body sparkles, and her appearance cycles through all the colors of a rainbow, though her blank expression stays the same.
>>3822256
>She nods briefly
Quite right, indeed, miss. I think I was the first to..."pop up" here, at that. Truth be told, until she..."Greeted" me, I'd thought I might just be mad.
>>3822261
Into...smoke? Some sort of...darkness youkai...? Hmmm. But I'm afraid I haven't heard of her, though she well could be older than either of us. If I may, how did I remind you of her...?
>>3822259
...I suppose I do.
>>3822266
That's good to hear... Ah, I wish I could say the same for myself, I feel like sometime soon I'm going to crash and burn.
>>3822271
Little bro! Is she here right now? And there's no need to yell so much, you might leave the wrong impression on them!
>>3822289
Hey, his hat looks nice, it really suits him!
People that used to be based but are cancer now: _____
People that used to be cancer but are based now: ______
>>3822272
THIS ISN'T SCREAMING, I JUST LIKE TO TALK LOUD!
>He winks at you, and pulls out a rose from behind his back.
HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE SUNSET ON A CLEAR TWILIGHT?
>He holds the stem in his hand, clenching it before you as an offering of affection.
Here's the roster. Make requests and I may do them
>>3822305
No she's not
>>3822308
me
you
>>3822305
You should find some way to recharge on the go....
>>3822286
>She shrugs
My own kind.
>>3822248
>X series son
>>3822232
Why yes I am. A reploid is the proper term to use
>>3822239
A maverick is a reploid who willingly causes harm and death towards humans
>>3822270
Action figures... Got something jamming you're optic reploid?
>>3822315
Let the games begin.
>>3822315
Alright let's get this training exercise done
>>3822308
Rick
Owens
>>3822300
That's what I used to think.
>she looks down and clenches her hand into a fist, then relaxes it
Obviously that's not true if I'm standing here for real in front of you.
>>3822315
>>3822304
So it was a relief in a way.
By the way, we're in the same district, so let's fight together well.
>>3822286
I am aware. I do not have one though.
>>3822301
*her arm reaches out to you before she stop is*
That is great to hear.
>>3822315
Proceed.
>>3822328
It is odd seeing one so robotic. The ones I have seen here usually has the form of a human.
>>3822300
BEST SERVED COLD! LIKE FRIENDSHIP!
>>3822313
Shoot me till you love me! Open me up and put out the fire in my belly... Put it out with knives and bullets and strangling, or I will eat your nephews!
>>3822315
PERFECT FOR POUNDING!
>>3822300
GOODIE! I CAN'T WAIT TO WIPE THE DIRT CLEAN WITH YOUR ENTRAILS, FAG.
>>3822315
BEAUTIFUL! LET'S GET THIS PARTY ST@RTED!!!
>>3822315
Looks great, dude!
What a coincidence! All of us have blond hair!
>>3822328
Oookay...what's a reploid, sir?
>>3822315
Ready, sir.
>>3822339
But of course, miss...Urotsuki. Until that, I'd only had Miss Flandre's...strange statement, and the odd rumor about my co-worker.
>>3822304
Ah, don't feel bad about it, it's really... Respectful of you.
>>3822315
Looks good to go!
>>3822321
Hmm... I can't tell if you telling the truth, but I don't think you'd lie to me, you're a good kid.
>>3822326
Haha, I didn't mean it like that, though I appreciate the thought.
>>3822328
>>3822328
>Visor illuminates.
>All systems initialized, engaging combat mode.
Good luck in the arena, I just so happen to be a master at it.
>>3822301
>She raises her hands to her cheeks and squees, running around you and admiring each individual, shining color.
Wow.. That's beautiful! It's a hundred times prettier than a real rainbow..
>>3822326
I guess that's a pretty good answer. Yeah, I actually really like that answer. So.. You just do what you feel like's the right thing to do?
>>3822345
>She overdramatically swoons and falls over, faceplanting onto the floor.
K-Kuh.. You wound me, Rammy.. You're just too honorable.. I've been utterly defeated..
>>3822305
Ay, you best be jokin', homie. That hat is WHACK! Oh, and by the way, I dig that hair color of yours. Is that shizz natural? Cause if it ain't, I wanna know where to buy some of that color, know what I'm sayin'?
Since there are no complaints or requests, let's start this
BLOODBATH
I really need to fix that car event I was certain wasn't broken
>>3822339
I was going to say, I think it would be kind of odd is you dreamed about an older man such as myself, but I am glad you realized that this place is all too real to be a dream.
If I may suggest, maybe you came here to test out that chainsaw you have by your side?
>>3822346
What you do with my corpse is up to you, but you will have to kill me before you eat me. I refuse to go down without a fight.
>>3822347
And I cannot wait to bury your corpse, degenerate. Make it a good fight that I won't soon forget.
If you had to ship each ava in this thread with another ava in this thread, who would you ship with who?
>>3822367
.......Talk.
>>3822367
I will not be able to leave fingerprints.
>>3822361
Even with all the emotions I have gained, I do not think I will become like that.
>>3822373
Me x (You)
>>3822346
W-WHAT?!
YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU, OR YOU'RE GONNA...I DON'T EVEN HAVE NEPHEWS! LOOK, ARE YOU HUNGRY? CAUSE, I CAN GET YOU SOME FOOD, IF YOU WANT.
>>3822373
Russia x Kaito
America x Brian
>>3822367
I do not carry such things on my person. You have probably found someone else's pornographic magazines.
>>3822352
I aim to be nothing but respectful, after all.
>>3822368
>Hums to self
>Noone ever accused youkai of being normal people.
>>3822304
>>3822368
Really, sir, if I may be so presumptuous as to ask...how did I remind you of her?
>>3822352
I am telling the truth, jackass
>>3822361
I suppose you could say that.
>>3822352
I'm just being practical-minded.
>>3822367
YOU CAN'T KILL ME! ONLY I KILL ME!
>he shoots himself in the face only getting back up moments later
STRONGER!
>>3822368
THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN HAS ALREADY TAKEN A LICKING! GOING ROUND AND ROUND NEXT STOP YOUR FACE!
>>3822379
BABY STEAK! RARE! AND A POUND OF FLESH!
>>3822345
..Were you going to pet me?
>her cheeks flush softly
>>3822351
That pause was a little too long.
I see. Who is Flandre?
>>3822361
>she does a single spin, making the area glow in prismatic light for a brief moment or two.
This one was... mostly cosmetic. I could make rainbows form if it were raining.
>>3822368
It's the only place I knew other than my house, and I never want to see that decrepit abode again as long as I live.
>>3822368
THAT IS, IF WE EVEN MEET IN THE ARENA. HOPEFULLY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RNG WILL BLESS US WITH A GRUESOME MAULING OF ONE ANOTHER.
DAY 1
Oh boy, peaceful already. This is gonna be a long game
>>3822367
*Takes aim*
Not sure whether to kill them...
>>3822358
A master eh.. that makes things ever better for me.
>>3822351
A reploid is a robot that has the ability to make choices based on their own freewill.
>>3822345
Huh... Rarely any robots.. that's kinda depressing
>>3822398
Do we really have to play this kid's game?
>>3822373
You want the quick answer? No one.
Forcing them to do a thing they probably don't want isn't one of the best ideas.
>>3822363
That hat perfectly matches his whole style, but this is the hair I was made with if that's what you mean, you could probably just buy a dye though pretty much anywhere.
>>3822367
Time to book it yet again!
>>3822383
It's not going to happen.
>>3822385
Hm, yeah I know, but you're still happy right?
>>3822388
Alright I believe you, but... Tell me who it is! Who's the one my little bro has fallen for?
>>3822389
I know, you seem like the person.
>>3822398
Honestly... All this running..
Look at him. Look at him and laugh
>>3822395
I do not see the point in lying. Yes I was.
>>3822398
*Flatly*
wee
>>3822401
As far as I can tell. The only one I have seen is Kaito and his siblings.
>>3822394
STEAK? FLESH? WELL, I DON'T REALLY HAVE THOSE, BUUUT...
>He walks away, then comes back.with a hotdog in his right hand.
>With the other, he claws at his jaw flesh, and piles the strips he tears off onto the hotdog as a topping.
HERE! HAVE A HOTDOG! I KNOW A GUY WHO'S GOT A BUNCH MORE, IF YOU'RE STILL HUNGRY.
>>3822395
Ah...a vampire, Flandre Scarlet, she ran away from her sister's manor some time ago, and...dug a hole somewhere here. By this point she's got a system of tunnels all throughout the arena. She...recognized me on sigh, somehow. She even knew my name.
>>3822401
Oh! Like Sir Kaito, then, and his "siblings". I don't think there's any that're so hostile here....
>>3822412
>She smiles, before nodding
But of course.
>>3822412
I CAN DREAM, DARNIT.
>>3822304
>>3822385
>sorry for missing this
You both have blonde hair, wear read, and are considerably smaller. I thought she might have wondered back here with a disguise after meeting an unfavorable end last time...that is, if she is still alive. I still do not understand what the black smoke was or is.
>>3822394
Must you yell profanities, sir? I am right here. There is no need to yell.
>>3822395
Are your parents not around to help you? Are they perhaps...dead?
>>3822396
I myself do not praise a God, but I hope whoever runs this place will grant me the ability to clash with the others. It is the only way I know how to have fun, and to better myself.
>>3822398
I did not know it snowed in this place.
>>3822376
I guess Rika's just spoiled me too much.. I understand, Ram, that's very respect-worthy of you. As long as we're friends, I'll be happy. Wait, maybe, in a way, all of your friends are your best friends?
>>3822373
>Makoto x Anon's nutsack
>>3822389
Urk.. I wish we could talk more, but I'm actually getting really sleepy..
>She rubs her eyes.
Um, maybe if I'm still awake when you show up at the base, we can have a chat there. I'd really love to get to know you better.
>>3822395
Hmm.. D'you have a cuddle effect? I'm getting pretty tired..
>>3822398
R00D! THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE, I SWEAR...
>>3822412
No! And I'm not your little bro!
>>3822398
Anything Worth sharing boy?
I'm all ears.
>>3822414
Katio?
Never heard of that name before?
>>3822420
I'm not even sure if a robot can even have siblings..
I want to die
NIGHT 1
>>3822415
>he takes the hotdog tearing it up into pieces and stomps on the remains
STOP JUDGING ME!
>>3822422
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!
>>3822431
STOP DYING AT ME!
>>3822413
...Ufufufu~.
>>3822414
>she closes her eyes
...You...can if you want you know.
>>3822420
A vampire, hm...? I happen to have met one at one point. I wonder if she's the same one...
>>3822424
>she switches to the Beastkin effect, her tail swishing slowly
This is as comfy as I'll get.
>>3822422
>her expression grows cold, and she holds her chainsaw tighter
No. But they deserve to be. They didn't care, ever.
>>3822434
It is nice to get away from all the servants once in a while.
>>3822434
Sweet! Someone's contact lens, whatever that is!
>>3822434
I just built this snowman this morning, and we already have to tear it down?
>>3822435
So you really aren't all here right now, are you sir? I will make sure to make your death a painless one in that case, for you have no idea what you are saying.
>>3822434
Now where did I place that replaces optics..?
That's embarrassing for me to lose one.
>>3822420
Good, I wish a lot more people around here could reach their goal like you have..
>>3822421
No you can! The American dream is a lie! Haha.. I made a joke.
>>3822427
You're definitely my little brother! It is a bond that has already been made! A contract that has already been sealed!
>>3822434
Wow! Lord Ainz you sure ride in style!
>>3822437
Would you mind if I, uh..
H-Hugged your tail until I fell asleep?
>>3822422
I am most certainly not small.... The only stranger of a youkai I saw with blonde hair recently had a black dress.... And most likely? Her, or at least a part of her.
>>3822428
Thus the air quotes, sir. They were later creations of sorts, to my own awareness.
>>3822437
Ah, a red dress, and these...interesting, crystals upon the ends of her wings?
>>3822434
It would be a foolish way to die.
>>3822428
It is Kaito. He and his siblings are a group of singing androids. I can tell that is not your purpose.
>>3822424
You managed to become best friends with Tank Girl I am surprised. I suppose your last statement has some merit.
>>3822437
Are you certain?
>>3822422
HMM....ACTUALLY, COME TO THINK OF IT, I LIKE YOU! THOUGH, YOUR REASONING FOR KILLING IS STUPID, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE SEEMS JUST FINE! MAYBE, IF WE'RE LUCKY, WE MIGHT EVEN FIGHT TO A DRAW!
>>3822434
>her
I can't tell if at this point, this is a meme or if every single game I've entered with Tricky just doesn't care about gender
nothing upsetting though, just thought that was neat
>>3822435
HAY!!! WTF, MAN?! THAT COST ME MONEY! PICK UP ALL THAT MUSH FROM THE GROUND, AND EAT IT!
>>3822455
Haha... Funny.
>He's not very happy.
I can never have a peaceful shit because someone always comes into the bathroom when II'm trying to cut a log
>>3822455
What are you talking about!? I don't remember any contracts!
>>3822445
NEVER INTERRUPT ME! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM SAYING! YOU MAKE ME VOMIT! NOW BE MY COPILOT ON THE BLOOD TRAIN THAT NEVER ENDS!
>>3822464
>he scoops up the dirt from the ground and smooshes it on his mask laughing heartily
YOU CAN'T STOP WHAT I'VE BECOME!
>>3822470
STOP TALKING TO ME!
>>3822424
Don't worry about it. I'm not much of a talker, myself....
>>3822412
>She simply shrugs
DAY 2
>>3822434
Why did I think this was a good idea?
>>3822457
...So that's what you wanted with it.
I... don't know.
>>3822459
Nevermind, no. She had purple hair and black wings, like those of a bat.
>>3822463
I wouldn't offer to most anyone else.
Go ahead, Rammy.
>>3822468
Speaking of dreams, I'm off for the night, dear. Play nice with Kaito, alright?
>>3822437
From one man to a little girl, you should love your parents no matter what. They won't always be there for you, so you should try talking to them and solve this problem before it's too late.
>>3822459
Either way, I have a contract with a short brown haired girl. She wanted her dead, and I intend to keep at it. I will not let Ms. Rumia back here, even if I die.
>>3822464
There will be no "draw", clown. One of us will win no matter what. I do not intend to draw anything out, especially a fight.
>>3822475
Are you going to pay me for this? I do not work for free. Never have, and I never will.
>>3822483
I will, bro! See ya later!
>>3822480
Poor girl. I would have rather see you go out this way than freezing to death. May your soul rest in peace.
>>3822475
>voices are echoing; scratching at the surface of your mind
>>3822470
I can never fuck Booce in peace because someone always comes into the room and starts screaming
>>3822475
THEEERE WE GO! THAT'S A GOOD...UHH....WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!
>He gives you a thumbs up.
>>3822480
THIS IS THE BEST SNOWMAN I'VE EVER SEEN!
>>3822463
Well.. She probably won't admit it to anybody, but.. I just feel like the two of us have really connected. You and her are my closest friends here. I don't know what I'd do without you two, honestly.
>She yawns widely, stretching her arms up into the air.
But.. I'm getting really sleepy..
>>3822478
Oh, c'mon, that's just what shy people say. I'll be sure to prove to you that I'm a good friend soon, okay?
>She hops up and lands on a tree branch.
I'll be seeing you then!
>>3822481
>She sighs and looks away.
That's fine, if you don't want me to.. I can just go cuddle with mine like I always do.
>>3822480
...
Why did I do that?
>>3822481
*she reaches out to pet the ears resting on your head*
So soft...
Speaking of Makoto. It is obvious she has something planned with me in mind.
>>3822483
Farewell.
>>3822468
Yes it was! And don't blame me, I've had my eye on someone for a while now..
>>3822473
Oh? You don't? Well that's a shame, because it's definitely sealed, it's an unspoken contract, haha.
>>3822478
I feel as though we're going to get along alright.
>>3822480
Ewww! I can see the wires...
>>3822483
Goodnight Mr. Bear, rest well!
>>3822489
>Talking about fucking Booce when you're only like 10 years old
>>3822480
Well this sucks.. a bird stuck to the ground..
>>3822459
That's more of a father offspring relationships if he can make his own.
>>3822463
Singing....?
Save that for the scrap yard no way in hell is that useful for combat
F 'em
>>3822491
>She offers a brief wave
>>3822497
Maybe.
>>3822484
PAYMENT IN FLESH! AND PAIN!
>>3822488
GH.. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
>>3822489
THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!
>>3822491
I will be present. Do not worry about that. But you should get some rest.
>>3822502
I was correct in assuming combat is your main purpose. I have a question to ask you.
>>3822497
Oh yeah, Haku! Still, it'd be nice to see you and Russia together... But that's just my opinion! How's it going with Haku?
>>3822505
F
>>3822484
Shut up.
... They don't deserve that kind of mercy at all. You don't know them like I do. Parents don't desert their child every possible moment they can manage. they don't lock their child inside their room for long periods without food.... They don't hit their child.
But mine did. Don't act like you know better than I do. They don't WANT to be there for me.
>>3822491
...For a bit. Only until you fall asleep.
>>3822495
>they twitch in response to your petting, and she relaxes herself as you continue, letting out a content sigh
Yes. It's a surprise.
>>3822480
>DAD goes down the mountain on skis
Fuck I love DAD already
>>3822484
IF THAT'S THE CASE, I'LL TRY TO MAKE YOUR DEATH QUICK AND PAINLESS. STRESS ON THE "TRY", BECAUSE I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HELP MYSELF WHEN IT COMES TO GIVING YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR BEING SUCH AN EDGELORD. WHO KNOWS, THOUGH? MAYBE SOMEBODY ELSE WILL HAVE THE HONOR TO KILL YOU BEFORE I CAN!
NIGHT 2
>>3822511
Sure. Shoot what ever you got for me.
>>3822511
Alright, I will.
Thanks for today, Rammy. I think I'll be able to go another night without nightmares because of you.
>She waves, before hopping into a tree and retreating from sight.
>>3822514
>She smiles and walks over to you, near-diving onto the ground and hugging your tail.
Mmnnn..!
You're so nice to meee!
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