157th Dark Side Games part 2
Oh damn it
>>3821145
Hopefully all of you perish and I can take another win from this place.
>>3821064
>Yeah,this is my first time with a character like Envy,but I liked him so much,I tried him. Turned out really well to me,and he's a lot of fun to play. Dandy's the same way,his personality is just really likable and enjoyable to me. I honestly thought i'd ava Armstrong before I ava'd Envy. I think i'm just rambling now.
>>3821138
Everything you've gathered is complete shit...except for that meat. I'll take that off of your hands,moron!
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3821131
You wouldn't be entirely right about the longevity of it, but no matter.
>>3821142
Of course it's fun! The foundation of Survival Games is all about fun! The fun that you can get out from a battle without actually dying!
Still what you said about just being left out makes me doubt everything that you say or stand for!
>>3821143
Not a single yen!
>>3821101 (Sunset)
Uh huh, sure, one mention of scare tactics and suddenly THE MAN's protester is lit on fire.
>>3821142 (Alfred!)
Keep on keepin on, learn from history, etc...not much wisdom I have for you there. Best and brightest are out there doing their best for you, like Ash Carter.
>>3821139
I know, I know!
>She turns on the bath water and runs her hand under it until steam begins to fill the room, fogging up the mirrors. She takes her top off and tosses it to the side, but the convenient amount of steam covers up her chest.
Thanks for letting me clean up here.. I owe you one, seriously!
>>3821155
>Point is, just own that shit. If people shitpost you, just ignore em. It's always just one or two butthurt people looking to start conflict. Just have fun. That's all that matters.
>>3821161
Yeah, that's it. Have fun! I'll make sure to read this. E-Er, the summary.
>>3821117
It's not your fault, and I'm sure there's nothing you can do to help. Let's just say I've made really bad choices in my life. Choices that would soon haunt me day in and day out, forcing me into picking up an annoying and disgusting facade so people would like me.
>>3821139
This has nothing to do with you sleeping, but I want your hat.
>>3821142
You get it why he did that? You're a sick country, America.
>>3821145
This is just for our survival.
>>3821139 (Illya)
It's quite fine, miss, even this duplicate body is more than capable of withstanding such a blow!
>
And why not? It's good for you!
>>3821196
You're kidding me, right?
>>3821142
I'm going to simply call you cute and leave it at that.
>>3821202
You want scare tactics? I'll show you scare tactics...
...Now time to find that sonsabitch that's been stealing my Critonian Crystals!
Wait, this can't be right... this sure as hell ain't C-276!
God damn it, Nitty-Narp gave me the wrong coordinates! Should've known that-that mother fucker didn't know shit and just wanted my Schmoozes!
What the hell even is this place anyways?
It's like some shitty sub-dimension, and is that supp-*urrrp* supposed to be some sort of Zyaptoncionic Simulator? Damn thing looks about a century old! Jesus Christ it- it's like I'm in Detroit!
>>3821145
>Only one death
Come on
>>3821185
Are you gay or something?
>>3821045 (Tracksuit)
.... That's okay, I still have friends either way.
>>3821046
Do we really need to kill them..?
>>3821078 (Elly)
Why not? Besides I was kidding, I don't have a way to go to your world.
>>3821083 (Ryou)
It wasn't creepy, I was laughing because I don't have a heart.
>>3821145
I don't need sleep though..
>>3821117
*she doesn't reject the hug*
...Am I crying? I did not realize. I did not think any of this would happen.
>>3821214
Do I look like I have time to make silly jokes? I'm the President of the Survival Game Club! It's obvious that I don't have time to joke around!
>>3821194
One second or one year, it couldn't matter less to me. It's about enjoying a nice round of Survival Game.
>>3821203
Sauce of squirrel?
>>3821203
>>3821220
It dost only cover the generals, of course, merely to see if it dost interest thou. But...fare thee well, Lady Makoto.
>She bows once more, before her weird flying boat takes off
>>3821219
I don't know what you've just said, but welcome!
>>3821196
I can prove to you that I want to join! Tell me what to do, and I'll do it!
>>3821219
DID SOMEONE SAY DETROIT?
>>3821202
I know, and I'm eternally grateful for that. It's not everyday that your nation gets over 300 million people, right?
>>3821207
N-No! What you said!
>It was out of this world!
Which is referring to the dog being sent to out of space and how cute it was!
>>3821217
OHHH MYYY~!
>>3821237
Blazblue
>>3821220
The humans should mind their business.
>>3821145
>>3821185
Oh... good luck with that
>>3821220
You bitch! That was dirty!
>>3821226
No you idiot! I was talking about the deer meat you had!
>>3821227
...Whatever you say, kid.
>>3821237
>BlazBlue.
>>3821219
I didn't order any of that.
>>3821219
Speak English. Everyone else is.
>>3821227
You may have friends, but they're not 7/10 friends.
>>3821235
I told you this would happen.
>>3821236
But you're constantly joking around! I don't think we've had one serious moment since we've talked!
>>3821145
Oh, I guess that would be a problem...
>>3821156 (Aizawa)
Umm... I'm afraid I cant help you with that myself. But I could ask one of my maids if they would teach you!
>>3821203
Don't think anything of it, it's no problem at all!
>She takes off her coat and rolls up her sleeves
Go ahead and wash up what you can, I'll work on your tail when you're ready!
>>3821211
Maybe, but I just don't like the feeling of being covered in rainwater...
>>3821220
RIP Nova Illya and Envy
Some things can explode there, watch out
>>3821254
...What?
>>3821227
Well, I COULD take one of them to here...buut that'd require either getting permission, or...directly defying her. I'm afraid I don't think they'd be so large without her coaxing, regardless.
>>3821219
...Pardon, sir?
>>3821275
It's not nearly as bad as you make it to be, miss...unless you have some strange condition that kicks up when you're wet or something.
>>3821227
Don't be so cruel to yourself. You've got plenty of heart from what I've seen, even if I only met you yesterday.
>>3821275
What's the point of training if I don't have someone to test it on? I need to make sure I'm good enough!
Please, you're the only one I can ask, because you're the only other person I know who has maids!
>>3821217
That comment could be considered a very meta scare tactic. Do your worst!
>>3821254
Most of them people who came here initially as immigrants no less. That says a hell of a lot about how others regard you.
>>3821207
You should just be yourself, Subaru.
>She pats your head.
We're already friends, so.. I don't mind what you're really like. Nothing's gonna make us not friends anymore.
>>3821235
It's okay. I want to be here for you, just like you're here for me.
>She pets your hair and hugs you tightly, wiping your tears with her tail.
As friends, I love you a bunch. That's never gonna change, I promise.
>>3821237
>What they said.
>>3821244
See you later!
>>3821275
Alrighty, will do!
>She finishes undressing, the annoying steam seeming to cover up all of her important bits though, unfortunately. Maybe the universe itself is sensoring the pure squirrel. She slinks into the bathtub and lays down, bubbling her nose in the water. She swishes her tail towards you, in a beckoning motion.
>>3821272
I am having a breakdown. This is no time for you to be smug.
>>3821283
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH ME
>>3821283
Warm, cozy bed with Sunset in it.
Yeah, that's worth thinking about.
>>3821117
Easier said than done but all this stress is going to payoff big time in the long run. That's what I'm aiming for.
>>3821123
>It would have. If I hadn't bitten Za dusto so early
>>3821185
>Seeing a homunculus avatar. Anyone fagging Gluttony or sloth?
>>3821254
Just be yourself and survive. That's all what you need to do to prove your passion for Survival Games.
>>3821272
>Grabs your shoulders.
Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Do you really think that Survival Games are something you should joke around with? You really think I would joke around with them?
Don't you see my passion towards them? I would never commit a heinous crime like that!
...Hi.
>>3821283
Dammit Araragi
>>3821306
Hello there! Have we met?
>>3821283
B-But I already took a bath! Waibllrlrblrhrblrrhhhbgghh..
>>3821298
>Sloth's taken,I've not seen a Gluttony ava though.
>>3821306
hi...
>>3821306
Welcome back, Urotsuki!
How're you?
>>3821283
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nujy7QJvFVM
>>3821293
I'm going to shave that beard while you sleep
>>3821306
HHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
>>3821266
Hey, now that I actually got a good look at you, you remind me of someone I know..
>>3821272
They're higher then that, hmpf.
>>3821283
This should do for tonight at least...
>>3821287
Elly, I would never ask that of you, I was kidding, don't be so worried.
>>3821289
Haha, in the metaphorical sense yes, but I literally have no heart.
>>3821322
>Hugs.
... Hey Yukine.
>>3821283
Ah, one last thing, sir.
BLAZE SIGN: SAKURAIJI IN FLAMES!
>>3821320
Very. That's why they came here, after all!
>>3821320
That seems to be really unhygienic.
>>3821306
.......
>>3821329
DO THAT AND I WILL WIPE YOU OUT.
>>3821283
And more deaths
>>3821306
Hello there
Heya folks uhh...so what are you doing in my pool?
>>3821294
You positivity almost makes me want to throw up. It isn't easy being as cheerful as you are. I don't know how you can do it for so long without resting.
>>3821295
C'mere Rambo. I'll give you a hug too. I need to do my part.
>>3821299
I do see your passion, because apparently I'm just as passionate as you are. In case you're wondering, dying isn't fun. It's cold, lonely, and painful.
>>3821298
>There is a Sloth and I also saw a Pride. No Gluttony.
>>3821294
I never thought...
*she takes a deep breath*
I would get to this point. I did not even think I would be alive for this.
>>3821306
Urotsuki!
>>3821306
Ah, hello, miss. Doing well today?
>>3821333
Even the concept is...unsettling, I'm afraid.
>>3821329
You know I shave off it like once or twice a year, right?
>>3821341
F
>>3821306
Hello Uro-tan~!
>>3821320
Oh? Then who am I like!? I want to know which country I should rule over!
>>3821333
They're 8/10s? S-Since when did you befriend beautiful people!?
>>3821342
Swimming.
>>3821340
Oh thank you God, please shoot at me, I'm begging ya.
>>3821357
W-why would I know that?
>>3821343
If you understand and share my passion at the same time, never ever do that again! Don't question my undying love for this game!
>>3821342
I'm not in your pool, sir! I've no idea where I am!
>>3821341
Did you expect it to be easy??
>>3821333
...Hm?
>>3821342
Just taking a bath, you know? Pools are really good for that when you don't have running water!
>>3821342
>Please be fucking real,he's my favorite ATHF character.
This pool is mine now. What's yours is now mine!
>>3821341
How can you not catch up? Do you not have wings?
>>3821343
...
*she walks up and wraps her arms you as hard she she can*
>>3821333
...That's a joke, right?
>>3821341
Sore-y, but it's gotta be said, this is an arena
>>3821365
Well, you'd have to infer it to be fair.
>>3821342
What's a pool?
>>3821375
>He's been around like a day or two by now
>>3821253
Oh damn it, the locals are starting to want to talk, OK, OK, just act cool Rick....
....Sup?
>>3821254
Wha-what's it to you?
Jeez, you look like the united states flag threw up in your... your everything....
Get a change of clothes, you look horrible...
>>3821267
Yeah, well, I didn't order a girl with som- a non-natural hair color, so we, we don't always get what we want.
>>3821271
Y-yo-you deaf? Cause I'm speaking English, unless your English is somehow different than mine, in which that case, tough tits.
>>3821287
Am I dead? Cause I don't remember the grim reaper being a litt*belch* lit-little girl in a dress...
Then again, I don't know many little girls holding A FUCKING SCYTHE for no apparent reason!
>>3821342
Do- do you see a pool around here? Cause I sure as hell don't...
>>3821313
Probably not. Or if we did, I don't remember you.
>>3821320
...America again.
You're the only one to come here yet, hm?
>>3821321
>sigh
>>3821322
..Hmh. That's an awful short greeting, but it'll do.
>>3821325
About the same as I was last night. Only slightly better. I'm hanging in there though.
>>3821330
...Who are you? And do you have to be so loud?
>>3821339
Are you just going to stare? Or are you going to say something?
>>3821346
...!
>she seems a little surprised to hear a change in volume
Rammy... That was a surprise.
>>3821354
Not particularly.
>>3821342
You may as well throw out your eyes because you are clearly not using them.
>>3821370
Sir yes sir! Please forgive me for questioning your passion, sir!
>>3821342
Hello, and i'm not in your pool, I'm doing something different instead
>>3821341
3rd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3821318
>>3821346
>Alrighty then. Got to Re-watch FMA ti get Gluttony behavior down. Thanks for the information
>>3821333
STOP THIS!
>>3821391
What do you need something better...
>>3821343
Well, then.. You don't need to be as cheerful as I am! That's what I'm here for, right?
Like I said, just.. Be yourself!
>>3821346
What point? Having friends?
Sure you would. You're so nice, it was even second nature for you to get me a gift, something that almost nobody else would do for me! It's only natural you'd make friends after a while. You're a likeable person, Rammy..
>>3821391
At least you're getting better.
Anything you want me to do for you?
>>3821395
>>3821287
No, I just don't like it.
>>3821289
Wait... so you are asking to become one of my maids?
>>3821294
>She squirts some shampoo on her hands and begins to slowly massage it through your tail
T-The peanut butter seems to be quite thick... how much did you put on?
>>3821391
Wait, yeah, yeah we did once. Talked about how you take care of your chainsaw! Urotsuki, right?
>>3821391
Oh. Hello. My name is Lee Yong Jin, or you could just call me Jin for short.
>>3821335
Well, obviously they would see us in a positive light! We set a standard for other nations to hold up!
>>3821337
Considering that America has a lot of fast food restaurants, no this isn't!
>He eats another burger. Make that five.
>>3821361
Denmark, with all the positivity and the enthusiasm!
>>3821365
Are you sure?
>>3821389
That's because I AM the United States! It's nice to meet you, dude!
>>3821391
Only country, you mean? Because yes, I am the only one here at the moment.
>>3821378
>he rapidly pats your arm
R-Rambo, you're doing it again!
>>3821389
Oh, I see how this is.
Sup old man, I'm Subaru, like the car brand. I'm pretty fly, y'know what I'm sayin' old timer? I spit some wicked lines and sex up women on the weekend.
>>3821395
With those deaths going, this game might end fast, however...
>>3821341
But I'm in video games...
>>3821354
Elly, calm down, jeez if you're so scared of her why work for her, it's a little confusing...
>>3821361
Haha... I think everyone here is fairly good looking, but I'm a terrible judge..
>>3821373
Yeah! You look like Gackupo! But a girl... So Gackuko...?
>>3821379
Huh? No it's not, I just don't have a heart.
>>3821405
Alright..
>Releases him.
How are you today?
>>3821411
Sort of! Right now! For training purposes!
How do I start?
>>3821428
...
>Stares.
>>3821386
You look so dashing with the beard, I figured if anything it'd pain you to part with it.
>>3821421
I think you need to be asking yourself that question.
>>3821391
My emotions are kinda controlling me right now. I am glad to see you.
>>3821389
Much better. Though I do not think a chest can be tough.
>>3821408
Not that. When I failed my original purpose, I was supposed to die for that.
>>3821408
I don't think you understand just how unpleasant my real self is...
>>3821421
Is that a good country or not? I don't think I've ever heard from them over the news.
>>3821219
>wakes up
Who the fuck are you
>>3821364
>>3821374
>>3821375
Well get the hell out.
>>3821370
You're on my lawn is where you are and where you should be is off of it.
>>3821388
It something that belongs to me and you should stay out of.
>>3821389
You know what I see? I see an old ass geezer that should beat it.
>>3821392
I'd like to use you if you know what I mean. Yeahahahahaha!
>>3821395
Well do it away from my private property.
>>3821389
My hair is perfectly natural, mad scientist man. It's as natural as my passion for guns.
>>3821391
I just tried to cheer you up, because you looked like a lost, sad, lonely and probably fragile child.
>>3821394
Subaru, I already told you that I'm third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Club, so feel free to call me President.
>>3821421
Now that seems to be extremely unhealthy.
>>3821424
*she releases you*
Doing what?
>>3821427
All of these creatures think they can run from me.
>>3821447
More innuendo will spell out your end.
>>3821411
>She pops her head up out of the water, chittering under her breath at the feeling of having her tail massaged.
Mm.. A lot. I had to cover up all the honey, right? So.. E-Enough to do that.
>>3821437
But you didn't.
I'm not gonna let you die, either. If anybody comes and says, "We've come to kill Rammy 'cause she failed her mission," then I'll beat 'em up! We're friends now, so.. That can't change, no matter what.
>>3821438
But I already decided we're friends, so it doesn't even matter.
I can't just stop being friends with someone, that's not possible.
You're a good person, Subaru.
>>3821447
I wasn't told that this entire arena is your property, and I doubt that it's the truth.
>>3821389
For one, I'm a fair deal taller than you...sir. And I don't really know if I am a death spirit, myself, but as a gatekeeper, my weapon of choice is my scythe!
>she smiles, clearly proud
>>3821391
Ah...a shame. Anything in particular going against you?
>>3821411
Such a shame....I love it, myself. I favor the sun, certainly, but...without rain, flowers cannot grow, after all.
>>3821428
Because I cannot possibly imagine anything else. And a life without her is scarier than death to me.
>>3821447
With all due respect sir, I haven't got the faintest clue of what you're talking about. I don't think anyone owns this place.
>>3821428
I can tell. I think you're just a little bothered is all.
>>3821447
What's wrong? Don't you wanna have fun, guy? You look like you haven't had fun in a while!
>>3821455
Sir. President! I'm sorry for disrespecting you, Sir. President ma'am!
>>3821427
Having the highest kill count always has a price
>>3821447
Done
>>3821436
Hm... AM I sure...?
Nah, I'm America. The fuck is a sure?
>>3821438
Dude, it's in Europe. It's an amazing country! Imagine me, except with Nordic influences!
>>3821455
Oh please, I'm American! This is, like, one eighth of the food I eat in a day!
>He says this while drinking a milkshake and eating a burger. How he's still alive after all of this is beyond me.
>Stomach growls.
You guys got anything to eat?
>>3821428
...Who?
>>3821427
Wasn't fast enough...purely my fault.
>>3821427
>>3821459
Hey wait! I made a mistake just st-
>>3821428
Horrible now that you're here
>>3821474
I have a burger, dude!
>>3821436
Oh stop it, you'll make me blush! I certainly can't take photos of myself when it's gone, but I don't usually pay mind to aesthetic concerns. Not that I don't want to, but more like, "man, this other stuff I can do is really interesting!"
>>3821447
I'll give you $10 if I can stay.
>>3821421
We try to at least, but that's all anyone can do.
>>3821474
I got a bunch, dude. Bacon, summer sausage, potatoes, I could whip up a variety of dishes, what tickles your fancy?
>>3821361
Hi again.....You.
>>3821405
It's too late for that.
Besides, it doesn't look down on anyone but yourself.
>>3821408
...I... dunno. Just stick around I guess. Do those things you usually do.
>>3821417
I don't remember at all, but that is my name.
>>3821420
Jin?
I'm Urotsuki. A pleasure and all that.
>>3821342
What, do you think you can stop us?
>>3821421
Hm. Well that's...something.
>>3821437
I'm not feeling happy in general, but seeing you... that is good. And you're emoting better, even.
>she manages a brief smile
>>3821455
Sad, maybe. But mistake me for fragile, and it'll be the last mistake you make.
It didn't really work.
>>3821474
Just cake.
>>3821467
My psyche.
>>3821472
I never had a dad.
>>3821472
The activation for my self destruction has been complete. I will be taking you all with me. Die.
>>3821472
Spike how could you
He had 4 children
>>3821459
Killing me with your hugs. You still need to learn how to be gentle...
>>3821473
So...er, I can't. I don't know anything about America.
>>3821463
...
You're going to make me cry again...
>>3821434
Umm, I'll take you to my manor and introduce you to Sella. She will be very harsh, but will teach you well!
>>3821463
That's silly you know...
>She continues to massage your tail, working her hands through the peanut butter as best she can
>>3821467
I'm not saying I hate the rain, I just don't want to be in it.
>>3821484
Subaru! My name's Subaru, Uro-tan!
I'm sorry for whatever I did that made you forget it!
>>3821472
4th wave of death, pay them respects
>>3821495
Who''s she?
>>3821490
They'll be fine. Look at me.
>>3821459
I'd like to be in your endo if you know what I mean! Yehahahahaha! I'm on fire!
>>3821464
>>3821467
I bought this place a week ago from some star-shaped asshole in a parking lot. So yes I do in fact own this place.
>>3821468
Have fun somewhere else.
>>3821482
Make it 15 and you got a deal, pal.
>>3821447
Why should I have to get out of MY pool?! Go somewhere else,you fat lard!
>>3821468
Subaru, I know you're shy because this is your first day in the Survival Game Club, but you have nothing to fear because this club has the best and most beautiful leader that you could ask for!
Now stop with the stupid extra names and just call me President.
>>3821473
Now I realized the truth! You don't want to survive! You want the opposite of that! You just want to slowly kill yourself!
>>3821474
The only thing I could fill you up with is BB gun pellets, but I would rather not. I'm almost fully out of them.
>>3821484
I already did that and nothing happened! Looks like you were wrong about it!
>>3821473
You're a tad unhinged aren't ya.
>>3821482
What do you mean by 'other stuff'?
I think I'm done for. I'm going to go rest my eyeballs for a while. Goodnight, my loves.
>>3821481
Much appreciated, what's your name?
>>3821482
Anything my man, screw my diet, I'm a a growing boy.
>>3821484
Hell yeah, thanks.
>>3821515
I know you think you're right, but you're not.
>>3821434
Is there something wrong?
>>3821467
Elly, you're scary ya'know... I think you're a little obsessed, but if you're happy now.. I suppose it's alright.
>>3821468
Huh? What do you mean?
>>3821479
Gakupo! He's made by a different company then the rest of my family! He's a purple haired samurai!
>>3821480
Sorry, want me to leave?
>>3821472
S-sorry sorry..! Just don't struggle and it'll be over quicker.
>>3821526
Goodnight Tracksuit, rest well..
>>3821490
Natural selection The strongest of them will survive.
>>3821484
Ah well, it doesn't really matter then. What's the deal with the chainsaw anyways?
>>3821513
Deal!
>He climbs out, drying his hands off quickly to fish the exact $15 he had out of his clothing, then returns to the pool
>>3821526
Sleep tight.
>>3821484
A-Are you saying you like me for who I am, and that you don't want me to change to be your friend?
That's so sweet of you to say..
>>3821491
>She leans forward and gives you a big hug.
Go ahead and cry, then. But you're not alone, if that's what you think.
Even if one person likes you, then you must be doing something right, right?
'Cause no matter what, you've got one person that thinks you're awesome, and that's me.
>>3821495
>She dunks her head under the water for a moment, before coming back up, her hair all wet and her ears slicked back on her head.
I-I won't do it again..
>>3821463
That is a pleasant thing to hear.
>>3821484
I feel it will not last forever. This is just a special moment. Anything new from yesterday?
>>3821491
Again? Maybe another time..
>>3821513
I see, that explains everything. Sorry for trespassing.
>tfw
>>3821513
No I do not.
>>3821526
Sleep well, club member. We will get you a gun tomorrow if you don't die in your sleep.
>>3821482
Well, we aren't the most perfect of nations, but we're one of the best!
>>3821484
In fact, if you want, I could get Russia here right now if you'd like to meet him!
>>3821491
Enthusiastic as FUCK. Like, really enthusiastic.
>>3821513
I'll pay you to let them in your pool.
>>3821521
But I can't die. I'm a nation!
>He is eating a burger every three seconds. Holy fuck.
>>3821524
I had to bomb two cities to end World War Two and fought England during the Revolutionary War. I wasn't sane to begin with, to be honest.
>>3821528
Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America!
>>3821526
G'night!
>>3821504
>Only one death again
You don't need do this longer
>>3821526
Good night
>>3821484
Urotsuki, hmm... I'll remember you for sure, I promise.
>>3821526
Farewell.
>>3821504
Thanks for hosting.
>>3821421
You must have a pretty HUGE ego and a fucked up mind to-to-to think you're an entire fucking country.
I'm pretty sure planets don't just, poop out humans, y'know, it's a little, little more complicated than that.
>>3821424
Y-y-yeah, enough with the outdated lingo and just tell me where the hell I am you little shit.
>>3821437
Uh oh, it looks like we got one of those weirdos wh-who think logically, but in the irony of it all it makes them look like complete tools.
Listen smartass, that was a figure of speech.
It means; "fuck you, that's how it is."
>>3821446
Who the fuck am I?
Who the fuck are you?
>>3821447
You think that's supposed to threaten me?
I-I-I've killed billions, just because I had nothing better to do...
>>3821455
Don't know many girls with naturally purple hair, not from earth at least.
You're a pretty shitty shapeshifter to miss that little detail.
>>3821467
Well good for you, but that's a pretty way of killing people.
You know how, how it actually is to a man's head off with one those, cause let me tell ya, it ain't easy.
>>3821526
Night car person.
>>3821501
Right.
...You didn't do anything in particular. Maybe that's the problem.
>>3821526
...and you did nothing at all.
Goodnight.
>>3821528
Whatever. It's not like I have anyone else to give it to.
>>3821521
Shut up, you know what I meant.
..Forget it.
>>3821538
Don't you already know?
I've said it before... I hate repeating myself.
It's simply the weapon I'm most comfortable with. That's that.
>>3821543
...Not...entirely what I meant. If you like how that sounds though, sure.
Actually, I'd like more berries if you have them.
>>3821559
>she stares
What's your deal then? Staring at me instead of giving a proper greeting.
>>3821505
She's my head maid who will teach you everything you need to know!
>>3821526
Sleep well!
>>3821543
Of course, you'll need to wash my hair next time mmkay?
>>3821526
Sleep well, Sub.
>>3821524
Whatever I happen to be interested in at the time. I get entrenched in whether it is from the time I wake up till I fall asleep, unless other duties intervene.
>>3821528
>He tosses you an entire length of summer sausage
Eat up, my man. That's at least a pound.
>>3821555
Damn right, and that's why I love you. Well, one of many reasons.
>>3821555
Yes you can. It's just a slow process.
>>3821568
Shapeshifter? I know that my beauty can be unbelievable from time to time, but that won't make me an alien! I'm 100% natural! Every part of my body!
>>3821578
I'm sorry but I can't forget something like that!
Goodnight HG.
I love each and every one of you.
>>3821568
You could have just said that. It was not really clever.
>>3821533
I took it myself fat-ass! It's mine now! Go to some public pool and try and get that "summer body" you think you can achieve.
>>3821568
Best and most feared bounty hunter and assassin out there. And you are?
>>3821557
No, this never happened.
>>3821588
Goodnight, I love you as well.
>>3821588
Sleep tight.
>>3821555
You have a solid point and I apologize for not recognizing that sooner.
>>3821584
It's a minor detail I guess. Hardly necessary.
>>3821484
Oh, well screw you too.
>>3821535
No, just seeing you once ruined it.
>>3821588
I feel this will create a domino effect of people resting. Farewell.
>>3821557
And peace had to appear, like every game...
>>3821562
Thanks for playing
>>3821588
Good night
>>3821544
>She smiles and seperates from the hug, wiping your eyes of the last of your tears with her thumb.
You're a sweetheart, Ram. Really.
I'm glad I met you!
>>3821578
>She nods and reaches back into her tail, digging around before pulling out a pouch. She opens it and picks out a few blueberries, dumping them into your hand.
They're nice and fresh!
>>3821579
>She giggles mischievously and turns towards you, wiggling her fingers.
Why not right now? Fu, fu, fu..
>>3821535
I don't get what you're saying at all.
You're standing in front of me, talking and moving, so you have to have a heart.
>>3821579
No, no. I can't be taught by a maid, I have to be taught by a master! Someone I need to appease.
Don't you understand? Just let me pretend to be your maid for the next few minutes or so, and you tell me if I'm doing a good job or not. Does that sound alright?
>>3821521
BB gun pellets, eh? Right after I was just done practicing. That's no fun at all.
>>3821555
Baki Hanma or Baki.
>>3821584
>Catches it with one hand.
Damn dude, thanks. What's your codename?
>>3821588
Even the shitposters?
>>3821535
...I never had a brother. And I'm no machine.
Alright keep it down! You all can stick around, but i'll be crashing upstairs. Don't ruin the market value on my new goldmine.
>>3821621
Thanks, Sponsor. I needed that.
>>3821578
Nope, I don't, or didn't, but why do you need a weapon at all?
>>3821588
Goodnight, stranger.
>>3821608
It's resulted in the accumulation of quite the odd array of items over the years
>>3821630
Codename Bunyan, yourself?
>>3821544
Spending longer time in your problems numbs you to it somewhat. I'm not feeling any better, but less bad at least.
Hmh... Well, you should enjoy it while you can! We should celebrate that.
>>3821587
Then do what you want. I'm not explaining what I meant any further.
...What's your name?
>>3821615
For being honest? I don't pull my punches.
>>3821555
...
>she shrugs
Is he really that easy to just.. get here?
>>3821638
Sleep tight.
>>3821634
Hey! You're Rika's friend, right?
I hope I didn't bother you at all last night..
>>3821638
>Breaks something
>>3821625
B-Because I'm going to go to sleep once I'm done with your tail.
>She finished cleaning it a while ago and is now just massaging it for fun
>>3821627
I guess that sounds alright. Then carry me to bed!
>>3821587
Unless you got your birth certificate on ya, I ain't believing shiiiit.
>>3821591
Look, I didn't ask for your opinion, I'm just telling you what it means.
>>3821603
The best damn scientist the Multiverse has ever seen.
Y-you people should feel honored that I haven't left right now.
>>3821638
Wh-whatever, you crazy bastard.
>>3821484
Oh dear...! What's the matter?
>>3821495
>She sighs softly
To each their own, I suppose.
>>3821513
I can't say I've heard of any such person, sir.
>>3821526
Farewell, sir.
>>3821535
...So what if I'm obsessed? Noone is so unafraid of even being near her, beyond Kurumi and I.
>>3821550
...Hm?
>>3821568
It's far, far easier for a youkai, sir. After all, I've been at it for years beyond what I care to count. And as it were, I prefer throwing them.
>>3821588
>>3821638
And farewell to you as well.
>>3821630
Well that was just an option. You don't have to accept it but it's the only thing I can provide.
>>3821644
I already stated my reasons and what I want from you.
Also I'm third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club.
>>3821588
Night.
>>3821578
Don't get me twisted, Urotsuki -- Why the hell are you welding a chainsaw, for what purpose?
>Blaring away from the chainsaw.
>>3821568
Firstly, I have a humongous ego, thank you very much, and I AM a country! Do you want me to prove it?
>>3821587
No I can't~!
>He is eating one burger. Per second, that is. Is he trying to prove something?
>>3821584
Oh you~
>>3821630
It's nice to meet you, Baki!
>>3821638
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT
>>3821644
Yep! Do you want me to get him? But when he comes, he's hard to, well, socialise with.
>>3821664
She's welding it now!?
>>3821652
Hm? "Friend"'s putting it generously. No, I don't mind.
>>3821621
RIP Misomi
More peace? Why?
>>3821638
Good night
>>3821644
Yeah, but why were you punching in the first place?
>>3821638
Later
>>3821656
You should feel grateful that I haven't ripped your head off and mounted it on a wall.
>>3821654
Uhh...
Hmmm. I guess I don't have a choice, if I'm a maid, right?
>>3821625
I suppose I am.
>>3821638
I knew it. Farewell.
>>3821644
What are you suggesting?
>>3821656
That is fair. It was still pointless though.
>>3821656
You got lucky this time, old scientist madman man. Not because I brought my papers with me, just because I don't really care if you believe me or not.
>>3821665
You will choke, like many great and big empires before you! You don't want to survive anymore, this is just madness! I won't let an idiot like you join our Survival Game Club!
>>3821644
Pssst.. Hey, we should throw a surprise party for Rammy, to show her how much we love her!
>>3821654
Aw..
You don't stick around long, do you?
Alright, that's fiiibllrgghrlgjhh..
>She'd slid down into the water, making bubbles with her mouth.
>>3821669
Huh? But.. She trusts you, right? I mean, she really adores you. You don't return that friendship? Th-that's like.. An honor, though!
>>3821684
>She starts giggling all of the sudden for seemingly no reason, covering her mouth.
I'm glad to hear you're feeling good, Rammy.
>>3821671
Finally the peace is out, and a RNGesus alert
>>3821657
It doesn't concern you, it's just my own troubles. I'm just... not feeling the best about myself. It's something I have to solve.
>>3821662
You just want me to feel better then?
...It's going to take you a long time.
I'm Urotsuki.
>>3821664
>she sighs, hefting it up to point at you
It's my weapon of course. What else would I have it for~?
>>3821625
Better than the nuts.. At least I can't hurt myself eating these.
>she munches on a few
I'm curious. What have you been through since I last saw you?
>>3821643
Because this place is dangerous, obviously.
>>3821672
>she shrugs
I don't really think it was that bad. There's a lot worse to say than what I did.
>>3821684
I'll think of something...
>>3821694
..That's a good idea. You mentioned some sort of party last time we spoke.
>>3821685
>He stops eating a burger. Fucking finally.
I'm not an idiot! I'm eccentric, but not an idiot! Besides, who are you to speak like that to the United States of America!?
>While tears are running down his face (without sobbing), he eats more burgers.
>>3821680
Correct! Come on then!
>She waits for you to pick her up
>>3821694
I'm here more in the mornings! But I really just stop by to say hi in the evenings...
>She continues to firmly massage your tail, then slowly stops
That should be enough! Now there is a towel on the rack, I'm going to go lay down.
>>3821615
Thanks Yukine.
Where's your hat?
>>3821621
Better to not be curious...
>>3821627
Haha, but you took a job from a giant skeleton, how is this so strange? It's a little weird..
>>3821634
Would you like to have a brother? If he ever came here I'm sure he'd count you as family!
>>3821657
Why does she need gatekeepers if she's so terrifying..?
>>3821671
Running out of power su-
>>3821699
Sorry!.. We need supplies..
>>3821716
...Alright, you'll just have to work with me.
>She tries a princess carry.
>>3821721
He's a skeleton though, you're not.
>>3821708
Hell no, I probably don't have the patience for it. I just tried back then but I don't want to waste too much time. I have club activities.
>>3821709
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club!
>>3821699
RIP Satou
Finally they are doing something different than peace
>>3821657
Yokai... Yokai...
I-I-Isn't that what the Japanese saw as ghosts?
So you're telling me you're a spirit?
>>3821665
If you're gonna sit on your ass and make the rich people more rich and make the general population more idiotic and trigger-happy, I don't want any.
>>3821677
Same can be said for you kid, same can be said for you...
>>3821684
Me still being here is pointless, so it doesn't exactly *urrrrp* matter now, now does it?
>>3821685
I wouldn't exactly say I care either, but if you start trying to eat my face, you know what's going to happen.
>>3821694
Adore? Don't be foolish, to my knowledge there's nothing she "adores" beyond her tanks and that...thing of her's, Shanghai. We have a mutual respect, a sense of camaraderie. And she sure as hell knows I'm not going to be the one to turn traitor.
>>3821721
...Not really.
>>3821732
I would only eat someone's face if I got really hungry.
>>3821708
I did? Oh! A slumber party!
>She reaches forward and takes your hands, smiling widely like a doofus.
That's such a good idea. Alright, we'll gather up as many girls as we can and have a big surprise slumber party for her! How's that sound?
>>3821716
Okay! Thanks a bunch, Ilya!
You'd better hide and bundle yourself up really tightly in those sheets, or else I just might sneak in there and snuggle you!
Oh, hey, bring your pajamas tomorrow too! We're having a surprise slumber party for Rammy!
>>3821738
She does really like her daughter, yeah.. I dunno, she just tells me a lot of good things about you! I was actually really excited to meet you.
>She sticks her hand out to shake.
I'm Makoto, her best friend!
>>3821708
Only in the arena itself, and it doesn't seem weapons matter much once inside.
>>3821665
No, you~
>>3821732
"Monster", is the more general term, actually, and yes, though I'm not quite certain of what sort.
>>3821721
Someone has to look after her...to keep her company. Besides, it can be just as much for the safety of others as well as to sate her own laziness.
>>3821708
Weapon? Wh-.... What the fuck? Where's the legality in this, or are you just insane? Color me surprised, but an appropriate tool of defense would be a knife.
>>3821729
Final 3
>>3821727
>She's light and goes along with you
Hope you know where my bed is! If not its the second door on the left.
>>3821744
Mmmmmkay! And I won't be hiding... you're supposed to do that!
>>3821694
What is so funny?
>>3821708
Alright. Oh! Something has happened to me today.
>>3821732
Indeed. Yo do not seem to be the one that likes violence.
>>3821728
Grr... Fine! I'll stop eating burgers... If you try one.
>He holds a burger in front of you. It's a plain burger.
>>3821732
But that's what America is! We eat twice our body weight in burgers, and REALLY like shouting! Not to mention how obsessed we are with guns...
>>3821746
You flatter me so much, dude...
>>3821756
Great job, Spike.
Really, just stellar.
>>3821758
>She starts walking.
Okay... second on theeeeeee left.
>Opens door.
>>3821762
No, thank you. I already ate today and it would be just a waste this way. Just go and eat it. It's not my problem if you lose your remaining chance to get into the Survival Game Club.
>>3821732
Oh really? You know how many beings out there have told me the same thing? Guess how many of them succeeded.
>>3821756
>>3821766
There's worse ways to go, try harder next time
I have other things to do elsewhere, You take care of yourselves. Boba out
>>3821758
Then I will! That's a promise!
>She bubbles back down into the water. A watery "goodnight" murgles up from the liquid.
>>3821760
O-Oh, nothing, I'm just, uh..
Bring pajamas tomorrow.
N-No reason.
>>3821643
Bunyan, eh? Well you can call me Baki the Grappler, or Baki Hanma, or just Baki.
>Chuckles.
>>3821662
Thanks for warning me, but I accept.
>>3821665
Pleasure to meet you too, America. I kidnapped Bush, but I'll save that for another time.
>>3821778
Mmhmm! Just lay me down on the bed, I'm going to sleep!
>She snuggles into your arms
>>3821786
Mmhmm! Goodnight to you too!
>>3821781
Take care, Boba.
>>3821744
Things such as?
>She offers her right in return, keeping a firm grip
Meira, a samurai. You'll be sorely disappointed if you insist on a title like that.
>>3821762
You are the greatest country on earth after all. If God gave us a choice at birth, I'd choose you all over again.
>>3821788
Baki, it's nice to meet you!
>He offers a handshake
>>3821792
>Sets you down.
Alright. Anything else?
>>3821791
Oh god no please
This has to have been made as a joke
>>3821728
Then what? To lead this little club of yours through... whatever activities they trivialize themselves with?
>>3821744
>she leans away from the other girl, and attempts to slip her hands away
All the girls I know..? Hm...
And I just ask them to come to this... slumber party thing?
>>3821760
Really? Something of note? Do tell.
>>3821746
Because I just want to carry it. I feel more comfortable with it in my hands.
>she narrows her gaze at you
Anything else doesn't have anything to do with you.
>>3821755
Tch...!
I'm not insane! This place is insane... And you have to look after yourself in a place like this.
Besides, I don't see any knives just lying around easily for me to take. This is my weapon, plain and simple, and I am not giving it up.
>>3821756
RIP Ikoma Jin Kaito and Spike
Stop the peace and die already
>>3821781
Good luck there
>>3821727
I don't really have a skeleton either ya'know...
>>3821729
They're all alright I suppose..
>>3821738
Ah... That's a little saddening.
>>3821747
Ah, isn't it bad that she's that lazy..?
>>3821756
Again...
>>3821780
Ah well. At least I tried, right?
>He eats the burger before laughing.
After all, a hero always has a go making more friends, and I'd like to think I did well!
>>3821788
Wow! How did you do that, dude?
>>3821799
Aw, come on, I'm not THE best country in the world. There are better candidates than me...
>>3821800
Umm. well I'll be going to sleep so you could either join me or close the door when you leave. It's up to you!
>She slips under the covers and watches you
>>3821803
>>3821786
Huh? You have confused me.
>>3821804
*points you in the direction to a box of kittens*
You could say that.
>>3821708
Yeah but what did I ever say to you?
>>3821721
Not near you
>>3821804
Not so easy! Those are secret club activities that I can't share with just anyone, but right now I just have to bring out the trash.
>>3821808
You didn't. You came here to make fun, and disrespect our love for Survival Games, but you even failed doing so.
>>3821806
Now you're just being plain crazy.
>>3821810
Hmmm... What would a maid do...
>Thinks.
>>3821781
Farewell, sir.
>>3821708
>Shit, sorry.
After all that people've done for me here, I feel it's the least I can do to offer whatever aid I can. As it were...keep to it. I'm sure you can get through whatever it may be.
>>3821806
With someone as strong as her...? I wouldn't say so, sir. Besides, typically the older a youkai is, the less active they are.
>>3821799
>Reciprocates the offer, with a firm grip.
Nice to meet you too, Bunyan.
>>3821808
Uh..................nothing........
Stop talking.
>>3821805
Really?
>>3821819
Not so fast!*
>>3821823
>>3821743
You'd better better off starving to death, it-it-it would be less cruel than whatever the hell I could do to you.
>>3821747
D-do you really want to be called a monster? I wouldn't think that's the best thing you wanna be called, a monsters kinda, kinda a negative thing.
>>3821760
Well that's something we at least have in common.
>>3821762
Well, at least you guys aren't denying it....
>>3821781
Yeah, well, I'm not like them, you know why?
C-cause I'm Rick.
>>3821820
>Closes her eyes and slowly falls asleep
>>3821804
I didn't mean to pry! Sorry if it got personal by mistake.
>>3821808
What are their names? Wait, let me guess. The States, USA, and America, right? That'd be my list.
>>3821822
So you're a grappler, eh? Where do you study? I've been interested in learning more for a long time, but never got around to it.
>>3821798
No, really! We're best friends! She even let me sleep at her hideout and everything!
She tells me things like how determined and dedicated you are to your cause, and how she admires that!
>>3821804
Yeah!
>She voluntarily lets go of your hands.
We'll do things like play games, and do each others' nails and hair, and just a ton of girly fun stuff.
But don't ask Aizawa. For reasons. Aizawa can't come.
>>3821814
>NO
>>3821816
D-Don't think anything of it! I'm not hiding anything!
Just bring pajamas tomorrow!
>>3821823
>>3821840
Is this a test? What do you think I should...
Oh, asleep already.
>Sits down nearby.
Well, I guess I'll wait it out.
>>3821818
Haha, obviously not..
>>3821820
But it's the truth...
>>3821821
... So she's just tired of existence? That's what it sounds like.
.
.
.
>>3821804
Acceptance is hard Jin, accept that other people have mundane talents in this arena.
You are you, and will always be you. Tsk hubaes.
>>3821819
Disrespect? I did no such thing! Yes, I was a bit insensitive, but I'm America. I'd be suprised if I wasn't for once! Besides, I'd just like to apologise if I did offend you in some way.
>>3821822
Dude! That's, like, a once in a lifetime thing for someone to kidnap the president! You must be strong!
>>3821838
We may be obnoxious, but we're not THAT conceited.
>>3821843
Oh, you. You're such a charmer~
>>3821852
>Literally going to sleep, have fun waiting.
>Alright i'm off for the night. I need to sleep so I can get my friend to do a backup of my PC tomorrow and reinstall Windows.
https://youtu.be/5sVr6ootEvQ
>>3821806
Not like I'm here to please you, after all.
>>3821845
I don't think she returns that sort of feeling for anyone. And I wouldn't be what I am if I didn't have the will to support it.
>>3821828
Goddamnit
>I know it says day 9 on filename, but fuck peace
>>3821853
Hm. I wonder...
Ehh, nevermind. I'm going to go to sleep.
Cya.
>>3821863
>Falls asleep while waiting, sitting upright.
>>3821853
Certainly not! She just...enjoys sleep. And besides, the..."new" version of her is far more active, she goes to the human village regularly, she's always tending her plants....
>>3821838
Well...on a factual level, I'm not human. And even if I could pass for one without my scythe...I don't want to be one. Even with all the...bias against and extermination of us.
>>3821864
>>3821869
Goodnight guys.
>>3821861
You're the one who swept me off my feet so suddenly.
>>3821881
That seems like it would be painful.
>>3821816
Another interesting thing, indeed...
>she leans over the box, bending down
By the way, what Makoto said... heed it. I have a surprise for you.
>>3821818
...Mm, nothing.
>>3821819
Sounds like a pain. A normal part of your duties? Being the trashperson?
>>3821821
It's not easy feeling like you don't deserve to exist sometimes.
>>3821823
You first, jerk.
>>3821843
...Whatever. Questions about my chainsaw are spotty. And this isn't the same chainsaw you saw last time I was..."here".
>>3821845
>she looks back over to you
I never got to do most of that stuff. My parents never gave me the chance. ...But nobody ever came into this world knowing everything.
I don't know or care about this Aizawa, so she won't be coming.
>>3821859
Did you mean to say all that out loud...?
