Murderous Games 144 Part II
Shalashaska
DAY SIX
>But there's a game right now?
>>3791765
Kamina
>>3791845
AOOOOI-TAAAAAAAAAAN~
>>3791849
Re-Real life doesn't work like that...and I'm no super suave harem protag...
>>3791844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r1ze4NuLPk
>>3791867
I usually just mouth em off or I shoot em.
Sometimes I give my Blackhole App a spin too.
I don't need you to fight my battles, but you can if you want and stuff. Not gonna stop you.
>>3791883
Now I'll literally have what you're having.
>>3791765
Oh come on you're smarter than that.
>>3791892
You on the other hand.
>>3791885
>>3791765
Both of you are dumb as beans.
>>3791883
Well, this is embarrassing. Can't imagine what jokes she'd make
Tech Sergeant Sunset
>>3791765
>>3791894
Yeah, but chicks love the shy timid guy. It's a fact.
>>3791698
>She beings rocking back and forth
All my fault....
>>3791765
You're an idiot.
>>3791883
>>3791901
...To think I trusted you just the least bit for being alien.
>>3791885
Is that a captain's hat I see?
>>3791825 (Wiggin out)
That's just how it's always worked.
Plus, it's clear that I'm not from your world, so naturally our bodies work differently.
>>3791856 (Green Nonon)
Did I do something wrong?
>>3791396
>just couldn't do robotic voice. need to speak more weeb with him.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N2Umi6Tj7N
>>3791885
>Nevermind, I was being stupid.
>>3791905
>I just didn't associate Wriggle with western themed games...
>>3791907
And you're a whore, so you're kinda looking to get picked up.
>>3791902
Eat a dick, dolly. I know what I'm doing.
>>3791883
15 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX
>>3791765
>>3791892
>>3791907
You guys are joking right?
>>3791765
>>3791892
>>3791907
>>3791922
It just might be.
You better win htis cute dancing contest between yourself and Mr Ambrose, Seth Rollins. The only person I want to beat is you. Forget this bloody Iron Man Match. We need to come up with something that suits our nature better.
>>3791934
I think the other two're just mocking him.
>>3791913
...I-I'm neither of those things, and god knows my team knows that.
>>3791933
Eat Th-HEEEUGH-...Oh sweet lor-
>Fucking dies
>>3791930
Being an pedophile that doesn't know how to deal with people and can't read? You seem to be good at tucking your dingaling in that little white pusspuss.
Why don't we sing on vocaroo?
Jeez, this thread is fucking fantastic right now.
>>3791915
There's a reason why I'm next in line for chief. I got smarts.
>>3791922
You're distracting me.
>Returns to her game.
>>3791933
I dunno. Never met or seen them.
>>3791951
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uuLKXATCLo
>>3791922
>Still enthralled by oddity, he starts running, still holding the hand tightly
How far does it go!?
>>3791943
I assume that would mean that you are a captain, correct?
>>3791954
Oh, sorry...
I'll shut up now...
I-it was on purpose...
>>3791933
DAY SEVEN
>>3791947
I would never mock Adam.
>>3791934
Yes.
>>3791927
Who even are you?
>>3791948
mm. Welp. uhh... I don't know how to help you there. But I CAN recommend you fucking buckle up and stop being a pussyfart.
>>3791954
Coward....
>Sniffle
This is why I don't trust anyone.
>>3791966
So is this
>kissu
>>3791966
That makes it worse.
>>3791964
You know, I actually haven't tried to figure that out....
>>3791950
How would you liked to be tied to the front of my gunman, you little shit? Because that's where you're going to end up.
>>3791965
I could have stolen it from a captain.
>>3791945
An Irish tap dancing contest?
>>3791965
Good. Shoulda done that before.
>>3791968
What do you feel? Space poker? Space cheat?
>>3791974
Holy shit, are you actually going to fucking cry? I'm not even at fault here, this is the fucking arena, but you're actually crying?
>>3791972
Ma-Marvelous-Sama...th-that's harder then you think...
>>3791998
Captain huh? What are you captain of? I'm captain of a space pirate group known as the gokaigers.
Your waifu a shit.
>>3791968
THE FEAST
>>3791959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lxme1vLa1s
>>3791968
That's going to be the easiest chocolate bar that I'l ever get.
>>3792002
If that means I can stomp on his face with fancy leather shoes? Sure fella. I can work with that.
I want to fuck the space gyaru.
>>3792007
Don't worry. I'll help you. We'll do it together.
>>3791888
Shut up
>>3791891
Shut up
>>3791902
Shut up
>>3791905
Shut up, you're a bug.
>>3791910
Shut up
>>3791915
You're an idiot in the eyes of an idiot
>>3791934
Shut up
>>3791935
Shut up
>>3791978
No.
>>3791979
Shut up
>>3792013
No, yours a shit
>>3791998
Well I would hope not, as that would be incredibly disrespectful...
>>3792006
.......
I uh, never got your.... Name.
>>3791982
>He yells back at you, still sprinting away with the hand
LEEeet's fiiinndd ouuuttt!
>>3792006
YES! I thought you'd be alright because you're an alien instead of a youkai.
>>3791970
I am EmÃlia, grand future leader of the world, and not in a globalist sense, but a high national one.
>>3791984
Oh wow, threats, like I'm afraid of a big blue fagget who likes to be forgotten by three of his lovers, I'm surprised you don't have a cat.
>>3792019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XRL4CAARvd
>>3791968
I hate to say it but I'm in no shape to continue... You win this time.
REMINDER THAT CIRNO IS A CRIMINAL
>>3792025
Yo-You're gonna be my wing-man and help me get laid?
I-I'm honored...bu-but yo-you don't have to do that Marvelous-Sama...
>>3792039
I don't care about made up titles. Come back when you are somebody.
>>3792030
>
>>3792036
Well OK then!
>>3792018
Not a chance.
>>3792031
Save the World.
>>3792037
Well there's no use crying, it's the fucking arena. There's no truces here, are you joking or something?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gZD56ZyVBn
>>3792030
even she wants to kill herself. Conclusion - Your waifu is bad.
>>3792011
Is that so?
I don't see your ship.
>>3792031
It would also cease to be a captain's hat.
>>3792062
Are you for sexual?
>>3792026
4, actually.
>>3792026
I'm into a lot of things, getting my dick chewed isn't one of them.
>>3792067
what ava are you voicing?
>>3792018
DAY EIGHT
>>3792060
I am a somebody, I just don't care about my own life, it's the life of the nation that matters, something I bet you don't even care about.
>>3792050
Cirno didn't die for this.
>>3792030
CG: YOU GOT THE FUCKING QUOTE WRONG!
IT SHOULD BE "You're an idiot in the eyes of those who live as idiots" YOU DRIBBLING CUP DUMPSTER
>>3791945
Like there's any doubts about it.
Come up with whatever you want, I'll beat you at every type of stipulations, everywhere.
>>3791901
Good to know, that'll make for some more losers to add to the pile.
Just be careful not to go overboard, it'd be a shame if you had to be locked behind the bars.
I went out there once and it's already shitty on Earth, so I don't even want to imagine how it must be in space.
>>3792030
I'm pretty sure your own opinion isn't valid in this context.
>>3792062
I don't joke!
>>3792075
I'll answer your question with a question.
Are you a hot guy?
>>3792050
What the fuck Cirno
>>3792047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZU45Pq6Tr4
>>3792101
yes
>>3792090
CG: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
*CUM
*CUUUUUM
YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS FROM DISEASED JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN!
AND FUCK THIS TABLET
>>3792070
She wants to end her life cause she's too perfect for a human world
>>3792090
I didn't know there was a quote similar to this one
>>3792099
Yours is never valid
>>3792062
Strange name, but it's a pleasure to meet you, Save the World.
>>3792073
True, but I don't see the purpose in steeling a captain's hat without a good reason to.
And it would just so happen that I am a captain, even though I don't exactly have a captain's hat.
I do have a ship however.
>>3792086
7 tributes remain.
NIGHT EIGHT
>>3792058
Oh, alright. Cya then.
>>3792091
You are a good fighter, aye I'll admit that. But when is the last time you ever formed side by side with someone WITHOUT stabbing them in the back?
I propose this: Find another wrestler, convince Dean Ambrose and we have ourselves a proper set of Tag Teams!. We will work out the details later. YOu got a Lunatic to school, right?
>>3792087
You're right, I don't care about your life or the well being of your pathetic little "nation"
Get lost.
>Want to go on a walk and buy something
>it's hot enough to where I might actually have a heat stroke
>>3792132
I-I'll totally get laid on my own...even if I have to wait for VR...
>>3792050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PH2MF1TGIK
>>3792050
>well, fairies are pranksters
>>3792130
6 tributes remain.
NIGHT NINE
>>3792120
CG: THE ORIGINAL WAS "Youre a legend in the eyes of those who live on the battlefield"
IDIOT
>>3792107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RXQyXtojds
>>3792130
>Tries to listen in on all the details
>Falls asleep in the middle of it
>>3792073
it's around.
>>3792129
You do have a hat, don't you?
That makes it a captain's hat.
Would you care to show me your ship?
>>3792050
Fairies are known for trick and stupidity.
>>3792139
You haven't seen Brazil, have you? Oh wait I forgot, you must be the one that didn't get an education.
>>3792161
So HG, list the avafags that you dislike and why.
>>3792150
Did someone hide their pills under their tongue this morning?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eWW3lEoeSl
>>3792086
Well, now that I know you, I know you're a LOAD OF FUCKING SHIT!!
>>3792091
I actually live on Earth too, in a Space Immigration Zone. That's where Earth's Space Patrol HQ is.
>>3792099
It's great that you liked me for being an alien and stuff, but save the friendly stuff for outside the arena. If I'm not pissed off I might return the favor.
Right now I'm pissed though.
>>3792112
I've got three eyes. Count 'em.
I can't see you, so your yes ain't worth shit.
>>3792129
Yeah, whatever.
>Keeps gaming.
>>3792147
There's your answer then.
Strike Qitches suck
>>3792161
CG: ITS FIVE LEFT, LEARN TO FUCKING COUNT
>>3792142
Have ya ever considered wearing a nice hat to keep the shade on ya?
>>3792181
Strike witches are shit and Sanya is one of the worst out there.
>>3792178
Nobody cares about third world countries.
>>3792161
NIGHT TEN
>>3792190
(You)
(You)'re a shitposter
>>3792197
>She simply starts to run off sobbing
>>3792211
>>3792203
>>3792170
You seem to be stranded.
>>3792223
>Somebody grabs your shirt from behind
>>3792230
I'm talking to you Kamina. Your fucking taste is shit. Sanya is garbage.
>>3792204
There were six people alive at the start of the night.
>>3792223
...Geeze, what crawled up her ass?
Fucking crying... really?
>Returns to idle gaming on her phone.
>>3792172
Well, technically, yes, it would make it a captain's hat, but it's not a official hat in any sense.
And I'd gladly show you my ship! It's right over there! Just follow me!
>>3792197
The name's Magolor, by the way...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06eu5L3WNnt
>>3792252
>>3792213
The game finally ends next slide.
>>3792254
I want to crawl up her ass
>>3792242
>Lets out a startled scream
>>3792254
>Fading crying noises
>>3792212
The hell is a third world?
>>3792197
This is me.
>>3792244
THEN WHO IS THE BEST WITCH THEN FAGGOT
I'M WAITING
>>3792207
I don't even think we own any.
>>3792279
3 tributes remain.
NIGHT ELEVEN
>>3792263
You have my curiosity.
>follows
>>3792290
They are all shit. The chink is a little bit better though.
>>3792246
IN THAT CASE, WHEN ITS THE LAST ROUND, HE SHOULD TYPE "GEE, 2 LEFT GUYS. I WONDER WHO ITS GOING TO BE!!"
>>3792138
So that's your little challenge ? A 2 vs 2 tag team match ?
What you're gonna do, hide behind Ambrose all the time while he carries your team ?
I could take both of you in a handicap match and I would be the one to come out on top.
>>3792213
And nothing of value was lost.
>>3792197
How come I never heard about it before ? With all the curious weasels inhabiting Earth it's hard to go unnoticed.
I guess that proves how careful you guys are with this.
>>3792235
It's supposed to fly and sail around space. It's just not lifting off the ground though.
>>3792282
>It becomes clear who grabbed you when a big, floofy tail begins to pat your head.
What's wrong?
>>3792269
I just humiliated Seth for you and this is how you repay m-
I want to protect Tricky's smile.
>>3792285
Joseph, put your shirt back on.
>>3792266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zjdEyX9Mh8
>>3792279
That's my last - but also thirsty time in a desert
Ahahahahahahahahahah
>>3792263
Okay? I don't remember asking for it.
>>3792280
I'd have to cuff you or something if you did that.
>>3792285
You again? Didn't I tell you off last time for having poor fashion sense?
>>3792310
It's just one city. I think it's in Japan? Maybe, I don't really care about Earth's geography.
The aim is to have Space Immigration Laws in place over the whole planet at some time.
>>3792290
Perrine > Miyafuji > Yakamoto > Francesca > Charlotte > Lynn > Trude > Eila > Erica > Sanya
>>3792300
I can't say I don't know the feeling.
>>3792314
A-HA! So you're grounded!
>>3792308
>Yoshika "Female Self-insert" Miyafuji is best witch
Get the fuck out of my face
>>3792310
A handicap match, hmmm...... Interesting, fella. But if I am going to kick your arse with someone hleping me, it won't be the Lunatic. I'll spare you from him giving you the Dirty Deeds.
>>3792318
Don't touch me, it's nothing.
>>3792327
**EVEN
FUCK MY FUCKING TABLET
>>3792301
CONGRATULATIONS TWO TIME WINNER CAPPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc
>>3792303
Well, here we are!
The Lor Starcutter, one of the finest ships in all of the dimensions!
Isn't she a beauty?
>>3792332
Oh, OK then....
Haha...
>>3792325
Better?
>>3792332
No, in fact you told me not to leave.
>>3792290
Best witch = Any witch that isn't from Strike Retards
>>3792319
Seth's mine to humiliate, don't you forget that.
>>3792357
thanks for hosting! <3
>>3792326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08ahWMiJ7wy
>>3792357
Thanks for playing.
>>3792335
I could use an umbrella or something like a shitty parasol but that'd just look dumb.
>>3792334
You have that backwards
>>3792284
A country that's so poor that it's population lives in utter despair and poverty.
Nobody cares one way or another, not even the people who live there.
>>3792348
>She lets go of you and frowns, folding her ears back onto her head.
Are you sure?
>>3792360
C'mon, now.
>>3792326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rJ5j2cmDYl
>>3792359
I can't deny that I like the design.
>>3792377
Thank you for giving us the chance to do so.
>>3792340
yes. I'm grounded.
>>3792357
>Mutters something about thanking you for hosting in her sleep
>>3792394
>slaps ass
>runs away
>>3792357
Bullshit winner. Thanks for the game or something.
>>3792359
>Keeps playing video games.
...son of a bitch. Fucking lag I'm telling you...
This arena gets shitty reception.
>>3792360
I don't remember anything like that.
>>3792389
Like I said, nothing.
>>3792377
Thanks for the show.
>>3792364
Now that I got your attention. Seth over there proposed that you and i form a tag team to fight him and no dobut another douchebag of his choosing.
Here's the thing, fella: I hate you with all my heart, but i hate Seth Rollins more...so whatcha say?
>>3792377
I appreciate the show.
>>3792378
Who cares what others may think of you? Don't let that set what you want in life back.
If you really want to go out, then go out.
>>3792380
Sounds like a made-up word
Lynnette > Trude > the rest > Perrine > Francesca
>>3792405
You should plead with your parents about it.
>>3792411
...What is with you people?
>>3792377
Thanks for hostin.
>>3792344
>>3792310
Hey you jokers, if anything, you 2 should be teaming up against me. Cause there's no way in hell I'm teaming up with either of ya.
>>3792377
Thanks for hosting
>>3792419
>kissu
>>3792404
That's not all she's got, she can travel across dimensions with ease, in fact, that's how I got here in the first place!
>>3792412
I was unaware we even had a tower here...
>>3792414
Well.. Alright, I guess I believe you, but you can still talk to me if you feel sad..
I asked around about that metal, but neither Rachel or Elly know where it is, and those were the two people I had the most confidence in..
>>3792377
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3792376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VGJTS1fbYn
I want to sing in my vocaroo
give me some song lyrics
>>3792377
Thanks for hosting.
>>3792410
>tucks you in
>>3792452
Die with your shitty Sanya you fucking clown.
>>3792412
What you said was also true. I figured if I take my clothes off, there's no fashion style to dislike.
>>3792394
To you? Alright, what now?
>>3792420
For a leader you don't seem to be very well read.
What's your excuse? Should I chalk it up to the ignorance of childhood?
>>3792422
If I ever find em, sure.
>>3792377
Thanks man
>>3792383
I'm stealing this meme
>>3792457
Since when do we have a tanuki?
>>3792450
Don't you think I'm a bit too old to be hitting on, lass?
>>3792462
STANDING
ON
THE
EDGE
Part 4 > Part 5 > Part 6 > Part 8 > Part 7 > Part 3 > Part 2 > Part 1
>>3792454
That 'is' quite impressive. I am assuming magic is also the reason for her buoyancy? I am unable to recognize any floatational devices.
>>3792332
So that means that some people on Earth are actually aware of your activity, is that correct ?
Wouldn't that be like.. an invasion ? Because Europe is already struggling with all the immigrants forcing their way in so if you add the whole space family to the mix, it's gonna overload at one point.
>>3792357
>>3792377
Two in a row ? Impressive.
Congratulations and thanks a lot for hosting.
>>3792344
>>3792432
And no way in hell am I teaming with that 6 feet tall tube of toothpaste.
>>3792454
>Pockets her phone.
Wouldn't be surprised if we don't, considering the reception is so shit.
>>3792469
I'm not gonna beat around the bush.
Your chest is really, really fucking big.
Like holy shit, I've heard of barrel chested, but just... fucking hell. I don't even know what to think of it.
Kinda weird.
>>3792457
A vampire that doesn't like me, and someone that never leaves the place they're guarding.... Like I said, it's practically mythical. I...I need to clear my head of some things...I'll be back soon. Probably.
>>3792479
It's a squirrel, not a raccoon.
>>3792479
A-A huh?
I'm part squirrel, not tanuki!
>>3792468
Say that to my face and not online see what happens
>>3792469
Y'know what? You're bein' kinda creepy, Joseph, I'm just gonna leave.
>>3792462
All of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2jDPZj_Nzg&list=RDqdPJd8DBWrQ&index=21
Fourze's always been my favorite Rider
>>3792483
That's wrong though, It's obviously
Part 8 =Part 4 > Part 7 > Part 2 > Part 3 > Part 5 > Part 1 < Part 5
>>3792497
You call that big already? I'd call it just above average. I'd have to eat way more if I planned to go big.
>>3792470
The Second World War is happening, I have no time to look up your American slangs.
>>3792495
I got an idea. Since you are a narcistic arse, let's team you up with an even bigger one.
Where the fuck is Kevin Owens?
>>3792481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xbF7eDGdXh
ty
>>3792504
Sanya is garbage, literally on par with perrine.
>>3792500
Oh.. Well, use the pillow I gave you if you're feeling sad, okay? You're making me worry about you, but.. Take as much time as you need! Love ya, Rika!
>>3792489
Partly, yes.
She's not a normal ship, she's more of what you would call a starship.
>>3792497
I haven't even bothered to check, really...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WsMT4Wwepz
>>3792515
Your choice. See you.
>>3792526
>>3792495
Hold it hold it hold it.
Fuck the tag team, let's just do an old fashioned triple threat match. If either of you were my partners I'd still beat the crap out of you anyhow.
>>3792529
But that's wrong you fucking faggot
At least Sanya has a purpose
Perrine is literal garbage
Die
>>3792516
Part 7 was fucking shit, fight me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Mb4Npe40L
>>3792523
Firstly I'm not an American. Secondly, what the hell year is it for you?
>>3792495
Well the point of keeping it small now is to get humans and aliens living together and stuff. See how it works then expand it out.
Some humans go to live on other planets too. Same program.
>>3792517
Yeah, yeah, who are you anyways? I don't remember getting a name out of you before or anything.
>>3792535
I don't feel like checking anyways.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s107FZriZKVL
>>3792535
I have no need for a ship of that sort, but I do appreciate the spirit behind the concept.
>>3792558
That-...dude, I didn't think it was possible to have this much garbage taste...
My love
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14MrYkH7uKz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14MrYkH7uKz
>>3792571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iSZ2KJNWsn
>>3792576
Joseph Joestar the third. And you are?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1arBJQKOUvh
>Blake
>>3792572
1941, did you forget what time is it too?
>>3792576
Me neither...
It's not like it affects me anyways.
>>3792583
Well, thank you.
Oh, and I never managed to catch your name!
>>3792555
...What would we be fighting for then? Bragging rights? Another way of measuring our dicks?
>>3792615
Save the World.
>>3792639
>Takes phone out again.
>>3792639
>>3792640
>>3792650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hqzIseO90X
>>3792639
I am Captain Selene of the Corona Borealis. Former flagship of the northern equestrian fleet.
>>3792526
>>3792555
Can you two stop with your couple bickering and make up your mind ?
One on one, tag team, triple threat, fatal-4-way, Hell in a Cell, No Holds Barred, Matoi on a Pole match, name whatever you want and I'll still beat every single one of you at it.
But before talking about the future, you should worry about right now Moxley.
Our little game isn't finished yet.
>>3792576
That would mean I could finally take a ride in a real spaceship ?
Explore the galaxy and all that ?
That's a nice cause, but humans aren't gonna be easy to make peace with. You know how they are, always afraid of what's different than them.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18pXnoPO5Ea
>>3792652
Is that what you want me to do? That might turn out rather difficult.
>>3792679
From what I hear it's working out pretty well.
I don't have permission to use the spaceship though, so that'll have to wait. I'm next in line for chief and stuff though.
>>3792639
>>3792640
>>3792650
T-that's not true!
>>3792652
Is that all you do?
>>3792667
NO.
>>3792672
STOP.
>>3792678
A pleasure to meet you, I am Magolor!
Is it possible that I may be able to see your ship?
