HG thread
>>3790890
...I won't tell anyone about the Matoi bodypillow you keep in your lockerroom if you keep your mouth shut about that one.
>>3790926
Way to dodge the challenge, fella. Now that Dean kindly has given back my property, let's begin:
I challenge whoever wins your little cute Iron Man contest. I am prepared to put my money where my word is by stating that I'll fight anyone of you two, anywhere! Hell let's make this a TRIPLE FUCKING THREAT.
No Authority to run back to, Seth. You want to work for your title? Want to prove that you are the best? Prove it by accepting the challenge of a ''Midcarder''.
>>3790941
Sleeping on duty, Recruit Hooves?
>>3790960
>claps for the host
>>3790952
But mailmares don't wear helmets.
>>3790898
We fight for our own reasons, this is all you need to know.
>>3790911
Well the blood of Unicron can mend wounds but, it turned that Autobot into a, how should you call it, Zombie?
Also, We can create yes, if we have enough Energon. Probably we are using the same metal, but we maybe do refine it "differently".
>>3790941
>>3790971
>>3790976
>
>>3790971
Aw geeze, n-no, I was resting my eyes.
>>3790967
Deal, now get me the fuck outta this closet.
>>3790984
That's boring.
>>3790984
Ahm Derpy Hooves, that's our princess Luna.
There's too much organic filth in these arenas
>>3790999
>Pulls the emergency switch
>Dean gets dropped down a waterslide and ends up in a pool of maple syrup
>>3791001
Try to beat me in the Arena and i maybe tell you more.
But i warn you. You will have a hard time with me.
This place needs more humans. Too many horses
>>3790984
That doesn't sound helpful, a "zombie"...and like I said, the metal I need to rebuild Sigma is...very, very hard to find, it's practically a myth. Called hihi'irokane.
POST BUTTS!!!!
Please.
Ava wallpapers, post em.
This place needs less dykes
>>3791015
Well yea-...WAIT, ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE ROBOT OVERLORDS?! OH MAN, THE ROAD TO BECOMING OFFICIAL IS BECOMING SHORTER EVERYDAY! NEXT STOP IS SUPER EXPENSIVE FIGURES THAT DRAIN WALLETS!
>>3791015
Hey, if you want to go on a murderous rampage and remove some of the population, go ahead
>>3791029
Oh yeah? Is that so.
>>3791015
>>3791034
Well? Which fucking one is it?
>>3791019
Wait, where are the giant pancakes?
>>3791015
>kissu
>>3791064
Kevin Owens ate them all. Blame him.
>>3791070
N I G G A
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>>3791062
make a wallpaper showing off your ava's butts
>>3791039
Yea, never heard about any hihrokena.
>>3791034
Great. More fleshlings.
>>3791046
Rika?
>>3791063
>smiles
>>3791046
>>3791046
You don't deserve it.
>>3791058
Like you don't already know who I am.
>>3791070
>figured
Why we got so many goddamn horses? Making a nigga think he walked into a farm and shit, I'm shooting a nigga if I step into some horseshit.
>>3791064
>kissu
>>3791058
On it chief.
>>3791015
>your filename
>implying you wanna talk shit about everyone
>>3791087
MLP is cancer.
HG is cancer.
It was meant to be.
>>3790990
A very valid reason, carry on.
>>3791058
Okay, just don't hurt me
>>3791077
>what's wrong dude? I don't have any black avas
>>3791085
>good on ye
First 36
>>3791079
You don't want that
>>3791058
>>3790942
Ah yeah, pretty easy deal actually.
But for how long are you forced to work in that Space Patrol ?
>>3790967
Like you would deserve to go one on one with The Architect ever.
If you want to fight me, prove your worth. Prove that you can hang with the winner of a grueling match like the Iron Man one.
You know what actually ? Next game, if you survive longer than me, then I'll accept your challenge.
On the other hand, if you fail you give me one 0.25 additional point to the score of my match with Dean.
>>3791083
You got a problem with humans, Mr. Megatron?
>>3791064
More humans? About time
>>3791103
Cappy
>Female
>>3791103
Andrew Wiggins
>>3791095
Aw man don't make a joke out of cancer. My homie's mom died of breast cancer. Insensitive ass nigga.
>>3791103
Ema Skye
>>3791103
Gertrud Barkhorn
>>3791103
Captain Luna
>>3791083
>>3791046
Someone took a picture of me, apparently....And that about figures. Practically impossible to find, but every ounce is worth the effort of finding.
>>3791103
Rika
>>3791103
Akiba Red
>>3791103
Klaus Von Reinherz
>>3791103
The Player
>>3791103
SAVE THE WORLD
>>3791109
I'm not forced. I signed up when I was getting arrested and the chief let me in.
Dunno why, but I'm not complaining or anything.
>>3791103
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3791103
Dean Ambrose
>>3791076
That son of a b-
>>3791088
Hey quit that.
>>3791103
Caim
>>3791103
Newton Knight
>>3791103
Erica Hartmann
>>3791103
Horse Pussy
>>3791096
Ah well, ah'll eyes on everything
>>3791103
Derpy Hooves
>>3791103
Vic Viper
>>3791103
Scrooge McDuck
>>3791103
SETH FREAKING ROLLINS
>>3791103
Dipper Pines
>>3791103
Kneesocks Daemon
>>3791103
Boba Fett
>>3791103
BACK TO FORMULA!
>>3791087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgKV-HWNrKI
My nigga Lamar.
>>3791103
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3791103
Dorothy
>>3791103
Noire
>>3791103
Endo
>>3791103
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3791103
The Real Guy, the Best Guy
>>3791109
YOU ARE FUCKING ON! Even if I lose, I can proudly say that I don't run away with my tail between my legs, unlike you.
>>3791103
SHEAMUS!
>>3791103
Admiral Saber
>>3791103
Killer Keemstar
>>3791103
Monsoon
>>3791103
Eggman-kun
>>3791115
Looks like my reputation prevented me.
How do you know my name?
>>3791103
Late Megatron
Damnit!
>>3791103
Envy
>>3791103
A cat
>>3791103
Lamar Davis
>>3791159
B E S T
E
S
T
G O D D E S S
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S
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>>3791103
Fujiwara no Mokou
>tfw you're the only HGer you know of who doesn't use any Anime avas
>>3791103
Sentry X-58
>>3791063
You. I like you.
>>3791060
Your hysteria already irritates me.
>>3791064
Less organic squishies.
>>3791065
A-anon please.
>>3791094
why do you resort to skin and not the full way? You can do far better then just being augmented.
>>3791103
Late Magolor
>TFW you miss a game because you were collecting images
>>3791103
Hat Gogo
>>3791142
Yes, indeed.
Albeit I still believe you should were a helmet.
>>3791195
That isn't Aqua
>>3791127
Took a picture of you. I have to say its, entertaining.
Did you find any of it here?
>>3791204
Another autonom?
>>3791186
Just in time. Don't fret.
>>3791202
Wonder who could be behind this post?
>>3791202
>>3791212
Ah'll get one as soon as possible.
>>3791202
>tfw you're two avas are from vidya
>they don't even look like Anime
Feels, good?
>>3791186
Word on the street is that there's some huge robot that calls himself Megatron who's trying to conquer stuff
>>3791215
Good enough. Let's start franking.
>>3791015
There can never be too much organic filth in one place
>>3791195
I know, I know.
>>3791213
>Aqua
>>3791212
She's got a pretty dense skull, so I think she'll be just fine.
>>3791229
Not me, I mean this time.
>>3791215
>>3791131
>>3791204
Swap this.
>>3791218
Finally, someone here whose sight doesn't disgust me.
>>3791229
Who do you think it is?
>>3791241
>actually wanting filth
Haha.Haha.
>>3791242
Can I have your autograph?
>>3791202
3D master race.
>>3791243
>Implying
>>3791204
The only part of me that has skin is my face. I'm made almost entirely of magnets, kevlar and steel. Get your cyborg facts right, junkbot.
>>3791246
Hush you, do not be rude.
Well, I'm back anyways.
How are all of you? Again.
>>3791215
I don't like my district.
Oh well, not like there's any penalties for killing them and stuff.
>>3791218
More like impersonal.... Only tiny pieces here and there. Assuming I can keep even this rate up, though, it's still preferable to back "home".
...That said, I don't expect to be done until I hit my, like...thirties.
>>3791215
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3791267
You got here like 30 minutes ago dickweed
>>3791132
Well if you have fun with it, then I guess that's all that matters.
Besides you seem pretty interested in that "hot guy" you were talking about, so I imagine it's the jackpot for you.
>>3791172
Yeah yeah whatever, thanks for being the biggest dumbass.
Now I'm not only gonna even the score with Dean, but completely take the lead.
>>3791215
Been sometimes since I took a trip in the Far West.
The perfect stage for the funerals of the unhinged Dean Ambrose.
>>3791204
BUT IF I BEAT YOU, TOEI COULD TOTALLY RECOGNIZE ME!
>The Power Ranger smacks his cheeks to calm himself down
Oh man, this'll be one hell of a final battle~, Ratings will be through the roof!
It'll be the most over the top thing ever! people everywhere will collectively jizz their pants!
>>3791267
Hey lil dude, who're you?
>>3791202
>Mfw I have avas ranging from Anime to Vidya to 3D to Memes
>>3791215
Exchange
>>3791156
>>3791196
>>3791256
I wanna fuck that robot
Bloodbath
>>3791267
I'm doing great, but you're probably going to ruin that or something, aren't you?
I can just tell by the way you look.
>>3791279
Would be if the chief sent me on more missions with him, but he always sends the other girl. Really pisses me off.
>>3791278
Yes, but I had to leave on short notice.
>>3791286
The name's Magolor.
>>3791215
>Falls asleep at the podium
>>3791257
...sure, I guess.
>hands you a piece of paper
There you go, anything else?
>>3791221
Excellent! Thanks cybord.
>>3791241
Haha. Yes, but i didn't come here to conquer.
You know my name, boy. What's yours?
>>3791256
Yet again, another small autonom.
>>3791276
Well, if you can tell how it looks like, i maybe tell you if i find one.
>>3791215
Let's do this!
>>3791269
>>3791297
Don't sho-
>>3791279
Psst.
I'm .5 ahead of you Seth.
Or do you think you actually have the brass balls to fight me head on?
>>3791297
SHIELD.
>>3791302
But why would I go and do that?
>>3791256
Oh believe me. I want the opposite of filth. I live to cleanse the world of filth.
>>3791297
That caravan following me?
>>3791297
Come on, let's move it. Time is money you know.
>>3791221
>>3791215
You said just in time. You decieved me!!
>>3791297
He is absolutely right. We shouldn't waste precious time with useless bickering.
>>3791313
Call me a space gyaru and I'll rip out your fucking throat.
>>3791328
You look really annoying.
Like, really really fucking annoying.
>>3791297
One redundancy removed. Thirty four to go.
>>3791297
>she thinks to herself
"Oh boy, I'm gonna have a ton of bits with this."
>>3791310
Yep, one more thing.
>chu
>>3791338
>>3791288
done
>>3791297
DAY ONE
>>3791304
Magolar, aight, I'm Andrew.
>He reaches down for a handshake
>>3791262
But why? Do you WANT every robot in the galaxy to think you're a hybrid freak. The face would look a lot prettier if you took out the flesh altogether.
>>3791283
Wait a minute. Nooooo! It couldent be!
Red power ranger?!! Im your biggest fan!!1!1!!!
>>3791296
You won't get the chance b-b-baka!
>>3791312
It's not about size, it's about power.
>>3791330
Then WHY ARE DOING THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF CLEANSE?!
>>3791361
Must...Kill...Justin...
>>3791333
I counted wrong, my mistake.
>>3791297
FIRST A TANK, AND NOW THE EGGBEAST ITSELF.
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, AMBROSE AND SHEAMUS.
>>3791302
I know that feeling so damn well.
I'm always paired up with terrible wrestlers, like Dean, for my matches at the shows while there's a dozen of better athletes in the locker room.
And yet somehow, we manage to make some of the best matches of the night.
Probably because I carry him throughout the fight.
>>3791358
Yeah, yeah, keep laughing it up over there, you little shit.
>>3791361
No surprises here.
>>3791312
Frank Castle, but most people know me as the Punisher. I kill criminals for a living
>>3791361
This takes "eat my dust" to a whole new level
>>3791372
What do you mean doing the opposite? I cleanse cities of the criminals that inhabit them
>>3791338
Well that's not exactly a nice thing to say!
You've just met me!
>>3791368
>he gladly shakes your hand
A pleasure to meet you Andrew!
How are you this afternoon?
>>3791361
I have a bad feeling that Im the one being beaten up.
>>3791361
How do you do those backgrounds?
>>3791372
I want to fuck that robot
>>3791361
Oh Celestia, I think I murdered somepony...
>she walks away slowly out of the scene of the duel
>>3791361
That's not even a horse you're riding kid.
Also, I don't even own a horse.
Fuck this race.
>>3791361
Heey, she kinda looks like Aoi-Ta-NO, NO I CAN'T BE THINKING LIKE THAT, I GOTTA STAY LOYAL!
>>3791372
...I-I'm AkibaRanger Red...do-don't compare me to the american knock-offs...
voice your own avas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dXtCVLljbj
>>3791361
I accept your challenge, Sir. I'll gladly show you what this man can dish out.
>>3791352
I-I-I'll end you..
>>3791361
32 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>3791393
>Oh Celestia
Noone knows what it's like... to be the sad mare.
>>3791390
https://userstyles.org/styles/118643/hg-customizer
>>3791361
D-damn it, this is bad I need a doctor as soon as possible.
>>3791322
K-keep talking, you always been all talk.
Even with cholera in my body I'll still beat you to a pulp.
>>3791396
No Tricky.
>>3791418
>pets
>>3791390
newfag
>>3791412
SHE TOTALLY PULLED AN ACE OUT OF HER SLEEVE, C'MON, WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE?!
>>3791312
It's red-colored, naturally, lighter than gold, but harder than diamond without any of the brittleness. On top of it's other...unique properties, it can, when used properly, boil water without any head. I could go on and on about it.... I'm just bad at describing things.
>>3791412
Stop whining, I never lost a fair game.
>>3791361
Your reactions are shit sips and so are you.
>>3791395
I-Im sorry akiba It's been too long since i watched. Please forgive me for my sins red sensei!!
>>3791391
Phone sex costs around 1000 solar. per minute.
>>3791409
No need to be like that. I'm simply worshiping my goddess.
>>3791412
Thank you, Miss Kneesocks. I believe that bear might have been one of Fluttershy's friends. She would have been disappointed in me, had I hurt it.
>>3791381
>>3791412
>>3791423
I got a cure for you, fella. One bullet straight through your head.
>>3791372
Because a human mind has all the complexity of a robot, but with more than just logic. Emotions can carry you through a whole lot more than just battles, you know.
>>3791412
This is why you duel at high noon.
>>3791361
I managed to kill someone before getting another killed with my exchange. I will refer to this as a success.
>>3791412
Darn it, I should stay awake before I get caught again.
>>3791417
What's wrong Princess Luna, did somepony say something wrong?
>>3791412
Uh, you alright, Cappy? Hello?
>>3791396
My left ear really enjoyed that
>>3791396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xgXvXB7gjv
>>3791412
DAY TWO
>>3791377
Geeze. Small world, huh? I feel the exact same way about Space Patrol.
>>3791387
Count my eyes, buddy. I've got three. I'm pretty observant.
You've got the bright colors, big ear things and fluffy gloves. All of those equal out to being really annoying.
>>3791412
This reminds me too much of Space Patrol.
>>3791449
Yeah I had a feeling this one was coming.
Might as well just keep fucking going. I don't care anymore.
>>3791358
>>3791381
>>3791449
An actual human!
>>3791412
>>3791451
Should've worn sunglasses Monsoon. Next time, duel when it's your name sake
>>3791460
This doesn't feel right. Robbing the poor is what criminals do. Unless, i am a criminal?
>>3791432
>someone asks for hosting info
>you call them a newfag
Boy, I would slap the stupid off you if you were here in front of me.
>>3791460
If only I could fly, this would be easy.
>she says as she is hovering by flapping her wings
>>3791396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BlU0Nyq6Wj
>>3791374
Nevermind now.
>>3791383
So you are a gun for hire?
>>3791439
I'll try to remember if i see one. Wait, red-colored, on the top it has unique properties.
I think i probably stomped onto it while i was off.
>>3791412
ow. ah . erk. Why is This taking so ow long!
>>3791451
That is a terrible myth. The only reason why you still believe that is because your race's programming is inadequate.
>>3791460
I hope you can forgive me for this, but I had to take care of the young girl who seems to have an immense need for sleeping. I'll fight you the next day, if that's fine by you.
>>3791463
Those are some wild accusations to make.
Appearances are not everything, you know.
>>3791440
Re-Red Sensei?!
...A-Am I really that popular where you come from?
>>3791460
...Di-Did this guy seriously track me down...ma-maybe I'm already official!
>>3791432
Kill yourself.
>>3791460
29 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
>>3791390
You can't do backgrounds on Mac, just a heads up. It's a .exe file.
>>3791475
but he is one you nigger
>>3791460
Yes. Accidentally.
>>3791455
'Tis no matter. I am used to it.
>>3791497
YES! ABSOLUTELY RED SEMP-SENSEI!
>>3791486
Bump the game Kamina
>>3791488
...What? It's a metal, an extremely rare metal. It's not gonna be just lying around.
>>3791501
You, too? Like I said, I've just never lost a fair game!
>>3791460
>Yuno will never scream in agony as you cum inside him
Why live?
>>3791501
My head feels funny.
>she falls on the ground
>>3791488
Depends. If you want to hire me, It's gotta be criminals that I hunt. Can't let innocents get killed
>>3791501
Well Norman, I guess that's what happens when you inject yourself with your experimental drug and kill your scientist buddy
>>3791501
That was out of question, but a reminder can always help.
>>3791517
Hah, just fooled you there. I will try to remember to the details and maybe inform you if i see any one of it.
I didn't even ask, are you well?
>>3791531
I don't need a vigilante right now.
>>3791497
You sure are popular with the ladies. Even if those ladies are robots.
>>3791412
Here you go district partner, that's what real alcohol tastes like.
NOW TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND A DOCTOR.
>>3791450
F-fuck off..
>>3791460
Back off of my money, I need to pay for medical treatment.
>>3791463
Eh, even if our races are completely different it doesn't really change how we feel about our workplaces.
>>3791501
Dear diary. I am still being overshadowed by my sister, despite her being even present...
>>3791527
You should have worn a helmet.
>>3791501
NO, BAD, BAD DOGGOS, GO BITE SETH INSTEAD.
Fuck.
>>3791501
You sure you're up to it lass? It's a mighty powerful drink.
>>3791508
I'm sure you can handle Princess, I mean you can handle holding the night for us, you can handle everything.
>>3791512
...I'm either dreaming or the world of delusions is messing with me, ei-either way I'm honored that you think so highly of me...
>>3791501
>Sleeps through the attack
>>3791501
DAY THREE
>>3791525
Don't live.
Kill yourself.
Vocaroo sure is fun.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OfQjRncrb5
Is Subaru hanging around?
>>3791560
die
>>3791544
I'm managing, like always. Probably need to head out to check on something here in a few, though.
>>3791560
I already searched the whole damn thing.
>>3791544
Alrighty then. Suit yourself.
>>3791560
Ema Skye, you may appear nice and friendly at first, but looks can be deceiving. I know who you are, and I will bring you to justice, no matter the cost
>>3791560
i want to fist you, yuno
>>3791549
I'll get one when I go back to the mailing office.
>>3791560
>>3791548
What's wrong Seth? Bad landing? Does Sheamus need to kiss your booboo?
>>3791560
It's still appreciated.
>>3791501
I know it must feel terrible to not be my girlfriend but there's no need for that.
>>3791560
S-shit I can't even do a simple dropkick now.
This cholera is gaining more and more over my body.
>>3791575
kys
>>3791560
25 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
>>3791560
So uh.
Got any radio on this caravan?
No?
Okay.
Just gonna sing to myself then.
CATHERINE ZETA JOOOOONNEEES
>>3791604
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oMYxv6MmcF
>>3791554
Well, when you say it like that...
>>3791594
Very good. Please stay safe, my little pony.
>>3791588
BUT YUNO IS PURE.
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>3791466
It's like you want to fucking die or something. Everything you do is solely to try and piss me off or something.
>>3791496
Prove it then. Prove me wrong.
>>3791548
Yeah... What's your name again, Seth?
I think you're one of, like, three people I can tolerate here.
>>3791560
I see me. The fuck else would I see?
>>3791587
Are you enjoying your job?
>>3791583
Good, i need my best guide fully "online" if i need her advices.
>>3791610
My bedtime stories are the best.
>>3791620
no u
>>3791610
She dips beneath the lazee-OH SHIT.
>>3791610
>That Seth event is so canon
>>3791610
.....(This Horse's story is getting really boring. I don't wanna hear about how the ponies saved Canterlot. Maybe if I don't look interested, she'll stop. Wait, why am I getting tired...maybe just one little nap)...ZZZZZZZZZ
>>3791629
It's nice. It pays the bills, keeps people from getting hurt, all around enjoyable
>>3791627
But how am I supposed to do that?
>>3791618
Ah well, I have to check the mail now.
>she prepares her wings and flies, stopping inches before hitting the wall
Haha! See, I can be caref-
>she hits a sign, shakes her head a bit and then flies away
>>3791610
This is what happens when ya get so desperate for money you get reduced to petty burglary.
I shouldn't of helped you with this in the first place.
>>3791560
Come here bunny.
>>3791610
DAY FOUR
>>3791629
Call me what you want, as long as you can get your hands on some of the stuff....
>>3791658
>Sniffle
...I've been through worse.
>>3791632
I'm already dead, friend.
>>3791387
>>3791651
>Sorry for delay, needed to do something
I'm doin, wait
>Noticing the lack of an arm connecting your hand to your torso, his eyes bug out, and he hoists the hand into the air
Whoa what the fuck!?
>>3791610
Story of my fucking life.
And I think Ambrose just got turned into Swiss cheese ?
>>3791627
Seth Rollins yeah.
Well that's something I don't usually hear, since generally people storm off because I hurt their little feelings with my brutal honesty.
>>3791639
My feel when waking up at 7pm.
>>3791545
The world of Delusions is just messing with me!
N-Nobody ever talks to me like this in real life!
>>3791658
...Pocket sand, but I don't have any pockets!
>>3791645
Sleep well, little one.
>covers with a blanket
>>3791653
Oh no...
Riders are dead. Sentais are the new hip and in.
>>3791610
Current score.
Rollins:1
Ambrose: 1.25
If Rollins is able to outlast the other wrestler, another .25 gets added to his score.
>>3791617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0md4cHhkS4X
>>3791658
I don't really feel comfortable robbing someone with a 14 year old
>>3791675
zzzz.....criminals........dead family.......revenge
>>3791655
>shouldn't have
Just in case.
>>3791658
22 tributes remain.
NIGHT FOUR
ramlethal
>>3791658
Nobody outdrinks USsssss....
