/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Best Gem Edition
Previous: >>3781326
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://cuckchan.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Where is the /sug/ discord?
>>3786007
In the shit thread where it belongs.
>>3786007
Don't forget to check out the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
Everyone is welcome!
>>3786698
Go away.
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
So I heard you guys pushed another girl to suicide?
GREEN IS BEST
>>3786698
You killed /sug/, discord shill.
All alone
Where were you when the hiatus killed steven universe?
It was a good run
RIP /sug/
2013 - 2016
Tell lapis to fuck off
>>3789345
fuck off lazuli
Rest in stardust /sug/
>>3787865
>>3785967
>Best Gem Edition
FUCK YEAH. LET'S GET SOME PERFECT PEARLS UP THIS THREAD.
How do you like this ship, /sug/?
>>3789677
Its good
This is best gem.
>>3790214
No, that's a meme gremlin.
Expand
Replicate
Repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqqefZQIrhk
>>3789677
I can't hardly believe Amethyst is in Opal. Opal is SO PEARLY.
>>3785967
>>3789620
>>3790214
>Implying there is only one best gem
>>3790264
I defeated you once and I'll defeat you again.
>>3785967
A happy lappy is a cute lappy!
>>3790304
>yes
>>3790317
Belly tickling, that's fine.
But Steven is not gonna be doing armpit tickling. He's still a boy.
>>3790332
Peridot was the closest to avenging rose.
>>3790353
Maybe if you grew a spine you would be able to do it, Pearl.
>>3790317
Das rite
>>3790343
What about foot tickling?
Crewniverse can only play hackey-sack with Jasper for so long
>store her in a fusion for later
>store her in a hole for later
>store her in corrupted form for later
C'mon. Next they're gonna bubble her gdi
>>3790392
They've played hackey-sack with like 5 characters so far.
>Ruby and Sapphire in a fusion for later episodes
>Lapis in a barn for later episodes
>Peridot in a barn for later episodes (confirmed)
>Rose in a flashback past for later episodes
>>3790386
Steven would be into that
>>3790316
This probe is programmed to defend against hostile behavior
>>3790392
>Jasper redemption at the end of Season five
>Right before the season finale
>We only get ~30 mins of CG Jasper
>>3790392
I'm starting to think that's the intention honestly. Jasper probably knows a truckload about what went down in the war, and they might be saving that information for something big.
>>3790386
Only if he doesn't kiss or hold them tenderly.
>>3790386
Steven only likes peridot's feet
>>3790422
It is 100% certain that Jasper will become a CG. But this is my worst fear
>>3790441
Peridot's flatties are adorable.
>>3790420
This is awful
>>3790482
Indeed, they are a miracle of the universe.
gems gems gemly gems
these threads are awful
>>3790501
>/sug/
Found the problem, doc
>>3790501
okay
>>3790420
Why is she smiling? What does she want me to do with her feet?
>>3790425
She knows the deets and doesn't revere Rose as pink crystal Jesus, so she wouldn't be afraid to spill 'em. But it's also easy to see her not opening up for a good while until the story needs it, she's a hardass you know
>>3790467
Thank god for Steven's infaliable kindness.
>>3790472
How the hell can you have a show with so many characters that have amazing, beautiful feet (Pearl, Lapis, Peri's cute stompers) and NOT expect to have an occasional footfag in a thread? I mean they...
-LITERALLY-
...designed Lapis to be barefoot to appeal to the footfags in the audience. Don't you sit there and tell me for a second that they didn't know what they were doing when they made Lapis barefoot. Don't you tell me that.
I want to sniff and lick stinky Gem feet!
>>3790501
I hate it too.
>>3790472
That's pretty rude, my man.
>>3790564
I hate art when they make the feet big and out of proportion.
Their feet are graceful and slender damn it.
what is the psychology of waifus? no seriously. what is it? why do so many people have waifus from such a young age?
well maybe not so many people just degenerates such as ourselves
>>3790604
>such a young age
Anon is there something you need to tell us
>>3790585
Big gem paddles are the best
>>3790304
>crying breakfast friends bedsheet
I need that.
>>3790604
>maybe not so many people
Go to /a/
or /jp/
or /v/
>>3790621
ive had waifus since i was roughly 5
my first was ariel, ive had probably hundreds since then. ive had a crush on maybe 4 or 5 real human girls.
i thought that was normal around here
If the cool kids are supposed to represent the CGs who are the homeworld gems?
Is there an upcoming episode name that hints at a cool kids episode?
>>3790604
People are just lonely and pursue ideal versions of what they desire. Nothing that hard to comprehend.
>>3790604
>See fictional person.
>Fictional person possess desirable traits that the individual seeks.
>Brain doesn't care if they're fictional or not.
That's it really.
>>3790628
Personally, I want Steven's crying breakfast friends PJ bottoms more
>>3790668
>Kiki
>Kevin
>???
>>3790654
Maybe you use the term waifu too lightly. To me, they are srs business and not just "find a character attractive"
>>3790675
>>3790669
so basically im a sad insecure loser
fair enough
>>3790668
The not-cool kids, the "outsiders"?
Ronaldo
Sadie
Lars
>>3790722
Yeah but you're among other sad insecure losers. You're in good company.
>>3790668
>Is there an upcoming episode name that hints at a cool kids episode?
Maybe this one. Or it could also be just about Lars being replaced by someone in the Big Donut because he's doing a shitty job.
>>3790714
oh no, its a crush every damn time
the fact that im sitting here in trash thinking about my gem waifu cuddling me is just proof of it
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl-lLPHnfE
>>3790731
I always thought of Lars as the aequivalent to Steven.
>>3790771
>Lars disappears and never returns
If he just takes Renaldo with him (maybe they could elope somewhere) this would be my dream episode.
>>3787444
I'm going to draw ahegao to dicks, like page full of cute vanilla sex.
If I can get hand holding right I be set.
>>3790731
Ronaldo = Jasper
Sadie = Peridot
Lapis = Lars
yes, no?
>>3790668
Lars, Sadie, and Ronaldo.
Lars is tall, lanky, and kind of standoffish like Lapis.
Sadie is short, insecure, and has issues with authority (her mom) like Peridot.
Ronaldo is big, a bit nuts, and knocked Steven out like Jasper.
>>3790781
Nobody gives a shit what we are listening to.
>>3790811
Sadie/peridot is FUCKIN WEAK toss it out
>>3790781
Republic - New Order
>>3790811
So Lapidot is confirmed?
>>3790838
Anon why do you think we got Sadie's Song right before the Peridot redemption arc?
This show's about parallels. Again it's like poetry, sort of... they rhyme. Every stanza kinda rhymes with the last one.
>>3790900
Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
>>3790900
i remember when sadies song was originally going to air AFTER catch and release, possibly as an error since they changed it
imagine the state of /sug/
>>3790811
Who's Steven then?
Or is Steven also the cool kids' Steven?
>>3790928
Steven bridges everyone together, there is no parallel for him.
>>3790585
I dislike fetish pics, I like feet but I like it with subtly or not main focus just small detail, like >>3790627
If it is focus has to have something going for it, like colors, comp or drawn decently.
Drew a cute amethyst feet for practice some time ago. I guess post it here.
Lapis/Sadie = kidnapping Jasper/lapis thinking she's doing a good thing, has another person hostage who didn't exactly ask for it either (Steven/malachite). Loves Steven, and is way tougher than she looks
Lars/Jasper = misunderstood dick strongly associated with Sadie/lapis, these problems stemming from a rough and as of yet unknown past
It does NOT confirm Jaspis, parallels do not have to be so exact
>>3790900
>muh Lapidot
Then what do you think of the love story beginning episode The Answer airing right after Too Far, which has the biggest shiptease yet? Ruby/peridot saved sapphire/amethyst with a push. Ian said they did not intended for there to be a hiatus between Too Far and The Answer
I don't give a fuck about Amedot, but if you wanna play that game
>>3790835
I do
Anyone want a free /sug/ pic folder?
>>3791009
Sure
>>3791009
Sure thing bud
>>3790954
Ok, but is greg like the cool kids' Rose?
Was he there for them and tought them the ways of being cool before he had to look for Steven and couldn't hang out with them anymore?
>>3790997
*kidnapping Jasper/Lars
>>3791009
I hope it's not actually doplhin porn
Well, dolphin porn is good too.
>>3790997
>Lapidot.
You're barking up the wrong tree m8, I feel like one of the few people around here that doesn't ship. I just think that that's the best parallel in the show for the Homeworld gems, given that the Cool Kids are already the CGs.
>>3790991
paddles exist in real life though
>>3790991
I get what you mean. Nice sketches btw. Big dicks and small Amy, can't really go wrong.
>>3791080
Paddles in real life are gross.
>>3791111
Paddle in real life are cute and sexy
>>3791126
>It's actually dolphin porn
Thanks anon
>>3791179
Is it really? Because I'm not wasting my time if it isn't.
>>3791179
Oh... yea, about that
>tfw no gem milfs
>>3791210
It is, trust me
>>3790604
Waifu is a fun distraction for me, ones i picked kinda had impact to me
Pear is one of mine, SU got me interested in art and drawing, after like 10 years.
Never really interested enough in anything to make art and fan stuff before.
>>3790997
>bitching about lapidot even when it wasnt mentioned
you can admit you're a jaspis/amedot pissbaby its fine
>>3788822
>>3791253
>shipping lapidot even when it's shit
>>3791227
>no gem milfs
>>3791253
Nope nice try cunt
No ships will be canon
>>3791270
>thinking i ship lapidot
>>3791270
>implying your opinions mean shit
>>3791244
YOU LIED TO ME
>>3791086
Still need practice drawing good dick.
>>3791273
i actually agree with that statement
funnily enough the only one i think could be canon is jaspis, but i still doubt it, and i dont particularly ship it either, i just acknowledge the parallels that you already stated
Post rare Stevens
>>3790722
I mean, if we have to start some shipping wars.
>>3791273
>Not knowing about Rubypphire
That's where you're wrong.
>>3791343
Just gonna leave this here and go back to teaching shitlords
later you demented teenagers
>>3791369
It's not a ship if it's canon.
>>3791303
That's what you get faggot
>>3791364
this is the only gem/human ship i can vaguely agree on, only because its hilarious
>>3791340
Aight you do you
All these parallels are up to interpretation anyway, Sugar won't come out and say "no you dumbfucks, Jasper=Nanefua"
I want to shower Pi-Pi chan with love.
>>3791403
I put my trust in you. I don't think I can take much more.
>>3791400
It's a canon ship.
>>3791211
dear god why
>>3791411
>yfw jasper spanks jamie on the ass too
>>3791411
i think thats the main reason that no ships besides the current canon ones will actually happen is because theres so many parallels
the crewniverse knows people are gonna interpret the show in ways that specifically support whatever relationship they're rooting for, as reflected by peridots actions in log date. they might just not bother to create shipping drama and leave it up in the air so people cant be disappointed
>>3791433
Just call it a pair.
Guys did Steven Floats air in the UK already? I mean it did in France of course, but I found this on the Youtube page of CN UK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skwlsnbDKpw
Do you think it's possible that Europe will air new episodes before the US again soon?
>>3791433
That's not how it works.
>>3791364
Cliche but hilarious.
i really hate when people make peridot really masculine. its particularly prominent in lapidot shipping and its fucking garbage
>>3791443
>not liking dolphin porn
>>3791465
They wouldn't have all of these teases for every pair imaginable and an entire episode making fun of the concept if they planned to commit to any more than the already established. You don't see the Crew shipping Ruby and Sapphire with anyone but each other, but you do see the crew shipping every gem with every other gem in any combination under the sun
>>3791410
It's the best crack-ship since malaxandrite
>>3791609
It's the only crack pair on this show I like so far.
So, any new edit requests?
Just so it's clear, I'm gonna probably be a bit reluctant if you're asking for more general/solo Peridot or Pearl. Done way too much of those.
>>3791490
Hasn't Steven Floats aired in a bunch European countries already? I know that the new part of Love Like You came from one of them.
>>3791609
Fuck this ship.
>weak white male gets pussified and assfucked by superior strong womyn gem
>yeah that's right Steven your dad is a complete beta cuck
I'm so fucking tired of this Greg is bottom meme.
>>3791702
Jasper is a literal fucking tank
Greg is an obese balding middle aged man
>>3791609
Yeah, they're perfect for each other.
>>3791702
Yeah, but he already was happy with Rose, a quartz warrior that started a fucking rebellion.
Jasper is probably more submissive than Rose imo
>>3791609
Malex is canon, they can't keep their hands off each other.
>Greg "I've shown her my gem-killing boner" Universe
>>3791689
Sapphire or Ruby? Either one
>>3791689
Sadie?
>>3791808
You know it
And Alex's rope bounded around Mal's tiddies of all places
My brothers broke my 360 and Xbox one and are blaming it on me. Can someone give me some more yellow poils to calm my nerves?
>>3791689
The above furry thing with the gems below please?
>>3791589
Some people
>>3791869
here are few pearls.
>>3791869
Wow, what cockmuffins
>>3791897
Please tell me a woman was sucking it off
>>3791897
>no sound
Absolutely amature
They made this "horrible unstable toxic fusion" way too cute, way too damn cute
>>3791900
Well worth a shot.
Rollan'
>>3792001
cutie
>>3791988
Please
no
It can't be a faggot, it just can't be
>>3792001
>tfw you have to wait for Jasper to be cured of her corruption and for her to make up with Lapis before you'll see this cutie again.
How are you folks doing tonight?
>>3791364
>Not Greg/Pearl
Post ship themes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frNpdG4F9mw
>>3792124
Bored.
>>3790781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQfSEphF5lo
>>3791897
>>3792001
probably because its part lapis
>>3792124
alive, i guess
>>3792124
Tired
check out my peral oc
>>3792288
nice
>>3792078
It'll be a damn near eternity but it'll be so worth it
10/10 qt even when goring watermelon children
>you will never press your face against Pearl sized feet
>>3792288
Better than what I could draw
One day I should try to draw Pearl and post it here
>>3792337
Those paddles are too big and not cute.
>>3792124
Half-heartedly waiting for an announcement today, whole-heartedly waiting for an announcement in the coming days. Getting somewhat excited about tomorrow especially.
>>3792337
See that's what I mean, paddles in real life just look gross.
Ok, someone comes to you and asks for your help in creating a new Steven universe game. What is the game like? Whose the main villain? What's the story. Is it first person, role-playing, etc.?
>>3790925
Yeah it was probably an error from following the production codes exactly (production code are based off of board teams and both Gem Mutant episodes and Lars and Sadie episodes are Raven and Paul's specialty)
Heck I think that the reason why the august '15 premiers were delayed was because Sadie's Song, being unusually late in production order, either wouldn't have been finished in time (it should be noted that the 3rd steven bomb was around when Matt was hoping for a hiatus because they were cutting it real close with their buffer)
>>3792381
A bit of level by level 3d beat'em up?
I'm thinking a bit of platinum-esc.
It could be a totally OC villain or it follows the plot up to Jailbreak.
I'd throw in bonus what if levels like if Ruby and Sapphire had to fight Jasper unfused and such.
Basically.
Big level by level 3d beat em ups.
>>3792381
old school-style RPG
You'll go through warp pads to places to bubble gems and find parts to build a spaceship and go to Homeworld to beat the diamonds.
>>3792524
Yeah well I'm a grill with some serious paddle going on and nobody has ever told me they were cute.
We stand united in this general today because of our shared love of bees
>>3792597
>I'm a grill
nice meme
>>3792597
>I'm a grill
Can I cook steaks and sausages on you?
>>3792602
Bees are quite all wasps must die though.
>>3792602
What? I hate bees. I don't give a fuck if they perform a vital function in the ecosystem.
Bugs scare me, they make a scary as fuck noise, and they sting you. Fuck bees kill them when they are in the house, swat them when you see them on a flower.
>>3792602
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3792602
>bees
Fuck bees
I don't care if they are needed, keep the away from me.
>>3792631
No wonder they sting you, you sound like an ass.
>>3792597
SHOW PADDLES
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P
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S
>>3792597
SHOW CUNT
H
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>there are cold, heartless bee-haters in this general RIGHT NOW
I am uncomfortable at the prospect. Bees are fuzzy and make delicious honey
>>3792602
It's hip to...
>>3792597
SHOW ARMPIT
H
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R
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>>3792602
NO
NOT THE FUCKING BEEES!!!
AAAARRHRHAHRHARHGGGGSD!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU
>>3792693
Yes
And they make scary noises and they can sting you
I don't like bees, keep them away from me
>>3792597
Show neck?
With timestamp?
>>3792736
No
Armpit
With timestamp
>>3792720
I'll take the bees, more for me
>>3792720
Yo, you thinking about wasps Bee ain't ever gonna fuck with you unless you mess with them first. Wasps on the another hand are just big jerks.
>>3792743
No
PADDLES
wioth stamp
>>3792337
>irl feet
>>3792765
No, bees can sting you too
It's less likely than wasps but they can
They make scary noises and I don't like them, keep them away.
>>3792777
SHOW BALLS
H
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B
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L
S
![Bumble-bee-cute-bee-clip-art-love-bees-cartoon-clip-art-more-clip[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fZxD6jp.png "Bumble-bee-cute-bee-clip-art-love-bees-cartoon-clip-art-more-clip[1].png")
bumble bees are cute!! XD
im gril btw
>>3792789
Of course they can sting you, but they have a much more benign temperate. Just don't freak out and they aren't gonna fuck with you dude. Chill out anon its just bees.
>>3792860
>chill out
>it's just bees
I'll chill out when they're gone
>>3792785
>you will never rest your face on Pearls paddles
>>3792249
Jasper plenty cute too
>>3792923
Do it, faggot
do we have any chance of getting new episodes next week?
>>3792956
Nope
>>3792923
DO IT
WITH TIMESTAMP
>>3792923
Deliver please
don't be a total fegit
>>3792956
Really doubtful, they more than likely would have announced something last weekend at the latest if that was the case.
Unless there's a big surprise announcement tomorrow that episodes are returning then, but I really doubt that. Too many people travelling around that week.
>>3792923
do it
timestamp it
remember, no matter how you look, you're a qt
>>3792923
If we weren't sure, we wouldn't ask anon
>>3793062
>the jasper
also i want lapis to fuck me
>>3792059
It is, you can tell by the man wrist, hairy arm and facial features.
guys guys
what if pearl molested steven, futadot and amethyst had rough sex involving donuts, and ruby and sapphire impregnated each other
and then jasper came back and raped lapis for revenge and the crystal gems killed jasper a little too late (only a couple seconds after lapis was filled up with semen)
this leaves steven scarred for life with all of the other crystal gems (except peridot) dead from childbirth, leaving behind 4-5 motherless babies
this causes peridot to run away one day, never to be seen again, and steven and greg face a huge financial crisis due to all those babies needing to be cared for
the temple, the car wash, and even the van are all sold for money, but it's still not enough
steven must choose between killing the babies which were his former mothers for good and the alternative option which is living like bums and slowly starving to death
steven chooses to murder.
…
then he wakes up
it was all just a bad dream
>>3791897
MOAR!!
>>3793140
> Anon is nothing but a Massive faggot
what a shocker
>>3793140
THAT'S THE LAST FUCKING STRAW, EVERYONE IN HERE DIES TOMORROW.
>>3793112
>FIGHT
>>3793140
What a disappointment you are anon
>>3793162
Everyone in here tomorrow dies tomorrow (thus some people who don't go tomorrow are spared, or everyone in here right now dies tomorrow (thus some people who are here tomorrow but not right now are spared)?
>>3793140
Well that's too fucking bad because I'm coming there to rape you
Hope you got lube
>>3793140
it's okay anon
we still love you and you're still a qt
>>3793162
Please mean DEFCON 1
>>3793201
I take it back, only you die tomorrow.
>>3793140
That's fine
I for one didn't wanna see your sexy/cutie body anyway
faggot
