HG thread. City games continued
Don't drop the soap
Ruby decides to camp outside the video game store in hopes of getting the latest game
With these new limbs, Seth Rollins can dominate his opponents
A fat penguin stripper......That's horrifying
Chew, and swallow. Basic knowledge
More street racing, More casualties
Riddler strikes again
>>3774835
I waited 5 hours for an ice cream ?
Oh screw it, it better tastes good.
>>3774858
What I didn't tell you is that I actually have three too.
I didn't tell you that because I knew he would embarrass himself trying to play the big guy with "oh look I have won 3 different championships I'm so great !".
Granted, he's the one currently with the title, but it's not the belt who makes the man, the man makes the belt.
>>3774823
That thing looks smug, I like it.
For once you're actually talking some senses Sheamus.
He's earned it, I'll admit that.
He earned the right to be my placeholder for 30 days until I reclaim once again what's rightfully mine.
>>3775041
>
>>3775061
Well, alright, let's use ERP for example. I know it's different from HG, but they use avas too. If you've heard anything about Nue or LD, you'd know that they started taking the relationships their characters made as relationships they made. They thought that THEY were the character. That's what happens when you self-insert. As soon as that wall gets broken, things come tumbling down for them. Now they're both shitposted to death.
As long as you can separate fiction from reality, you're fine in my book. I hope I'm making sense, I'm at a loss for ways to describe this.
>>3775032
So how are you doing?
>>3775071
Your loss. If you get hurt or worse because you wouldn't kill them. Don't cry to me.
>>3775071
You're god damn right.
>>3775041
But I don't even have a ca-
Okay.
>>3775071
I love hurting people inside the ring and I get paid for it. That's life if you'd ask me.
>>3775084
Break a leg, fella. I know you can do it
...Or actually, don't. Else it's another 6 months in the hospital for you.
>>3775032 (Rin?)
Couldn't you say you already are...? Besides, I'm certain the outside world has more in the way of entertainment, now.
>>3775036 (Kaito)
Of course! Why wouldn't I be upset!?
>>3775071 (Makoto)
After you live so long, it can happen. Believe me, it's in perfect condition. Of the fact that it's no mere pointy stick, I'm certain, though. Partly because they don't have such a lengthy, curved blade.
>She tosses it up in to the air and catches it with a practiced ease
...I'd like to think it was a gift.
>>3774958
She is a different experience. I am in both of their debts because they have given me gifts. I wanted to do the same.
>>3775036
No. Thank you. You also just reminded that I need to refill it.
>>3775071
I will be silently thinking it ov- Are you getting chased by a canine?
>>3775103
>They thought that THEY were the character. That's what happens when you self-insert. As soon as that wall gets broken, things come tumbling down for them. Now they're both shitposted to death.
It's actually very interesting.
Story time?
I want to ear the full thing.
>>3775106
Neither do I. You just happen to be slow.
>>3775103
so they became so deluded they thought that preexisting canon regarding their character was made up by them?
also, is the squirrelposter on this level?
>>3775118
Oh, we both know how generous they are.... Some people are just of that sort of nature.
>>3775041
My knee.. it's like it feels alive again.
I'm like that kid in that manga with alchemy or something.
Now I'm definitely unstoppable.
>>3775114
Get lost fella, now I am a cyborg because the aliens knew what was best for business.
You and the nutjob have no chances to beat me now.
>>3775140
No I think he meant that they thought the relationship their characters build with others were genuine... they didn't realize it's all fake. You can be the biggest asshole on earth and RPing Mother theresa.
>>3775140
>Comparing fat neckbearded NEETS pretending to be monster futa cockgirls fucking underaged characters to a guy fagging a squirrelgirl
>>3775105
I am doing just fine. I completed a job just last night.
>Rin removes a bloodied bandage from her forehead and disposes of it.
Now I have some more spending money.
>>3775116
The outside world is no fun. The only beings capable of killing me there are ones that invoke fear and helplessness within me.
Not to mention that it is interesting to learn all the unique abilities the inhabitants of the arena have.
>>3775140
>is the squirrelposter on this level?
No, they're just Rping for fun.
Why do you care so much? It's not like any of this effect you personally. If the thought of Rp disturbed you, then just close the thread.
Sheamus and Seth Rollins put their differences aside for once and bike through the local park. First comes marriage, you finish the rest
Before buying a building, you should probably check to make sure it's foundation is well
God of Destruction my ass
Someone decides to turn to the streets and sell drugs. Not in my city. Rot in jail dirtbag
Why haven't pigeons been killed yet?
>>3775116
Because I have those attachments available ya'know...
>>3775118
Ah.. Y-you're welcome.
>>3774839
Not even my gifted immortality can cure natural death by age, Rin. And I don't really wish to see how this worl turns out to be in the far future ahead of me. That spot belongs to you for now, but I'll at least make something worthy of people to remember!
>>3774940
Desintegration beams, strangulation, impaled by a sword and death by cuddling too much. That must be the weirdest list of "ways to die" I've ever heard lately. Way to go!
>>3775041
A hidden treasure in the stage! Since no one is looking it's time to claim it. Finder is kee-
>>3775155
I know you like staring at what's supposed to be my prick, Seth. But that aint me. I got shocked by a statue early on and I am pretty sure i got a bigger one than that imposter.
>>3775177
>>3775041
>>3775084
I've got it!
Then.. >>3775106 You two should wrestle right now so we can decide who's the strongest!
>>3775105
I won't!
I know that my problems are my own, s-so I don't need to rely on anybody!
>>3775114
Well.. To me it sounds like you're just a bad person, honestly..
>>3775116
A gift, huh? Well, whoever gave it to you seems really great, even if that's all I know about them, haha!
Can you do any tricks with it? That was already pretty cool, but like.. Can you juggle it or anything?
>>3775118
>She clings to a tree for dear life, climbing up its trunk.
Y-Yeah, but it's fine, squirrels are great escapists!
>She starts sliding down the tree, losing grip.
Ohjeez..
>>3775190
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>3775190
Pay attention, squirreltits - INSIDE the ring. Outside? Hell anyone can walk up to me, ask for a selfie or an autograph and I'll be happy to oblige.
Yes, I am a cunt, a mean cunt inside the ring. But that's a paid hobby of mine.
>My internet had a stroke.
>>3774721
Maybe we should ask the other sisters about it. See how it goes, why not.
>>3774726
>Vino's pretty cool m8. There you go.
>>3774834
It's better to have enemies. More fun.
>>3774835
>The bike just flies off.
Later, asshole!
>>3775041
>They engage in a dance off.
>>3775171
Ugh...Maybe Ram will take it.
>>3775167
What was job?
>>3775190
I am just giving you advice.
>>3775167
I think we may have different definitions of "the outside world", miss....
>>3775172
Well, I don't, it's not supposed to be like that!
>>3775190
I'd like to think it was from my mistress, of course...it's practically a part of me. And juggle would sort of imply I had more than one. Really, that whole "telekinesis" thing allows me to do practically anything.
>>3775190
I want to passionately fuck this chipmunk girl.
Look at all these casualties. Damn. F
>>3775147
Yes. They are people I could never be. But I hope to return the sentiments one day.
>>3775172
Has anything of interest happened to you yesterday?
>>3775177
Thank you. I never been congratulated on killing before.
>>3775190
Keep your grip and point me your attacker.
>>3775171
We finally meet again She-
I always knew yours was smaller than mine.
>>3775184
I have my doubts fella, I heard from viable sources you were a proud nudist.
>>3775190
Are you not listening ? We're already in the middle of a special match, the first ever and one time only Iron Man HG Match.
A match created of course, by my brilliance.
>>3775242
Calling your sources reliable is like thinking building ahouse on quicksand is a splendid idea, fella.
>>3775244
The guy using starface uses him as a shitposting ava for meme reasons related to some history around the community
>>3775211
It can be arranged. El has been showing up here more recently. I feel as though with her here, the other two will arrive as well.
>>3775244
>Welcome to side effects of Freedom
>>3775198
>Her fingers start losing grip on the tree, and she begins slowly sliding down, whimpering.
This is the end!
I'm gonna die!
>>3775206
Please don't say that word.
So you only pretend to be mean for the audience?
But it seems like you'd have to be kind of a mean person to do those things..
>>3775211
>You're pretty cool too mate, lemme suck your dick after this on the house
>>3775212
Well, thank you, but I probably won't use it. I don't wanna kill anybody unless I completely, totally gotta!
>>3775219
Hmm..
>She giggles, tapping her nose with the end of her finger.
Can you balance it on your nose?
>>3775222
H-Hey! That's lewd, Anon! I'm not even married yet, stop talking about those things!
And I'm a squirrel!
>>3775238
O-Over there! >>3775198
>As she points, she loses her grip on the tree, and starts to fall down towards the dog.
Ahh!!
>>3775242
You should wrestle right now!
That'll settle it!
>>3775244
You may see it that way but i personally find other shit more odd.
Like fantasy football. Grown men screaming at numbers put up by overpaid players.
We all find wierd shit to do.
>>3775244
>I'm honestly just fascinated by how grown men can achieve a mental-state where they want to pretend to be fictitious teenage girls
Insecurities in real life. It's escapism brought to another level.
>>3775244
Now son, I got a question for you. You got eyes in that head, or are those for show, cause we got all types comin through here, KFC don't discriminate!
>>3775234
Nothing noteworthy happening tonight except for another orgy in the sewers.
>>3775280
>>3775286
A baker gets paid to bake bread. A taxi driver gets paid to ferry peopel around town. I get paid to give the crowd what they want - top notch wrestling, stunts, drama and nothing but hardcore action.
>>3775286
Will you marry me then miss squirrel?
>>3775177
Well, I sincerely hope you will remain at my side for some time longer. You've proven to be quite the fun person to chat with.
Speaking of which, when would you like to have a game night next? Your place, or perhaps mine?
>Rin smiles, enjoying some more alcohol.
>>3775212
>Rin winks, bringing her pointer finger up to her lips.
I'm afraid that information is under lock and key, Mr. Soviet. I take pride in my relationship with the client, as well as their anonymity.
>>3775219
Just as we have different definitions of alcohol.
>Rin chuckles, pouring herself some more vodka.
>>3775311
...I'm going to tell Matoi, Renéé and Paige about this, Dean and Seth.
>>3775286
That's fine.
>>3775319
>What? Its true.
>>3775328
I assume it is mercenary work.
>>3775286
A single match ain't gonna settle it you know. One of us beats the other, ooh, how special. Next night, the other guy gets their revenge. Then the next night, he wins again. But then the next the other guy wins.
See what I mean? We can't just settle it all with one fight. We're gonna keep fighting til one of us dies.
And i'm pretty sure after that, our ghosts are gonna start fighting each other.
>>3775311
SETH, ZIP UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS.
>>3775219
Haha, but it happened anyway..
>>3775238
Huh me? No, not really, it's just the summer heat is hitting me a little..
>>3775321
I guess.. That makes sense..
You said you gave out autographs? Do you wrestle on TV?
Can I have one?
>>3775325
>She blushes and covers her face.
Anon.. I-I already know who I want to marry, so.. I can't accept, but.. Thank you for your offer!
>>3775319
What in the Sam hill you doin boy!?
>>3775238
Oh, certainly! Hmm...what would they like....
>>3775286
>She places her hands on her hips
I suppose I could, miss. As I said, telekinesis takes a lot of difficulty out of things.
>>3775328
Where I'm from, we're...sealed away, from the rest of the world. We've stayed at much the same level of technology, and haven't really changed much culturally since then, either, and it's been hundreds of years.
>>3775361
Thanks to you.
>>3775359
Until you DIE?! No, that's not a good idea, not at all!
I think you guys should fight until one of you wins twice in a row. That'd prove it, right?
>>3775261
Whatever, next time don't open a dimensional breach, it's already hard enough to bear you as a whole so imagine the whole naked squad.
Actually don't imagine that.
>>3775286
We already wrestled a million times, he needs a beat down of a lifetime to finally close this rivalry.
>>3775311
As long as I'm not anywhere Dean I'm fine with this.
>>3775365
Sure thing, lady. Anything for a fan
....Where do I need to sign it on?
>>3775359
I don't think you'll ever die, fella. I Can't see Death having the patience for it.
>my internet is fucking dying
>Adrian falls from the sky
How is everyone today?
>>3775365
Okay. I'm still going to jerk off to your big tits though.
I'm just gonna stop talking. It's getting annoying
>>3775262
so is he trying to anger the other role players by doing it "ironically" or something?
>>3775289
agreed, fantasy football is retarded
>>3775291
it's some pretty fucking intense and immersive escapism then
>>3775280
true, if that's what they want to do it's their right, I'm not some /pol/faggot who would try to prevent because "muh degeneracy" or other such bullshit I just find find so outlandish that it's quite fascinating actually
Will be back. Need to resupply for a bit
>>3775390
Next time I'll open a dimensional breach, I'll bring in an army of your worst nightmare.
BACK UP IN YO ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION
>>3775425
>Freedom is great. Just you will run into weird people. I am sure in San Antonio I will run into some weeaboo trasg
>>3775425
No, he's basically goofing off.
>>3775425
I see nothing wrong with pretending to be a little girl on the internet.
>>3775380
>At this point, she's covering her mouth to hold in her giggles.
C-Could you show me?
>>3775390
Maybe you could just fight until one of you wins twice in a row!
I think that would do the trick, wouldn't it?
>>3775415
Um.. I dunno.
I don't have any paper.
What can you write on?
>>3775420
You're gonna do what?
I don't really know what that means, honestly, Anon..
As long as you're happy, then have fun!
>>3775275
Let's hope. I can't wait to pick you clones apart.
>>3775286
>We'd have to go a couple threads over.
>>3775311
>A shoplifter is found bloodied and dead the next morning. I-No is gone.
>>3775424
This line is bullshit.
>>3775286
Calm down. I will deal with it.
>>3775198
...
*she begins bringing her hand to it*
>>3775361
Wearing a jacket and scarf all the time may be the cause of that.
>>3775380
It is difficult.
*looks to nowhere in particular*
What do you give to people that are always joyful?
>>3775419
AAAAAADWRRIIIAAAAAAAAAHH
WWE DIDDIT ADRIAAAAAH
>>3775386
We already tried that.
Seth cheated twice.
Did I ever tell you about the time Seth used a hologram to make me lose a match?
>>3775419
Sleepy
>>3775419
>>3775424
NO TIME TO ASK ABOUT HOW WE'RE DOING, WE'RE ROBBING A BANK YOU STUPID IDIOT.
>>3775439
Rev up them flamethrowers everybody.
>>3775328
>Satou finishes his drink with a few gulps before placing the empty glass on the table.
I still have a good number of years to go before the weight of a rifle becomes too much to handle for my hands. I guess staying over your office doesn't sound bad, but I gotta bring my controller.
>>3775238
No? Well hey should! More than impressive I find it hilarious how much trouble my grandson is able to raise on his own and get himself killed by forces we cannot understand.
>>3775476
Wendy was here not long ago.
>>3775424
>Thoughts
>>3775419
...A ghost?
>>3775465
>She sighs softly
...Must I?
>>3775469
I suppose some sort of food, at least for Miss Makoto...I've heard of how often she announces her presence by complaining about hunger.
>>3775459
What might I need to search for to find more like this
>>3775425
>it's some pretty fucking intense and immersive escapism then
Some people are more inclined psychologycally than others to do so. They don't even force it.
How do actors pretends they're serial killers and stuff?
>>3775380
Hey I can't use magic... I only gave her the idea.
>>3775469
But... I'm attached to them!..
>>3775351
You are free to assume what you'd like, Mr. Soviet. If you wish to buy my information, I would not object to it. My loyalty to the client only lasts as long as they owe me money.
>Rin chuckles.
>>3775380
That sounds boring.
No offense, but I'm a strong supporter of change.
>>3775482
Apologies for the confusion. I was referring to my home, not my office. Although they are quite close.
>>3775497
THEY'RE RUINING CHEETOS
>>3775439
>>3775478
DID SOMEONE SAY AN ARMY OF DEAN AMBROSES?
>>3775489
Get outta here lady.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QknnvU57cf4
I want to shower HG in coconut cream pie.
>>3775485
WHAT? She said anything about me? Is she still around?
>>3775531
>>3775489
Oh piss off, you're no fun.
>>3775467
>As long as I-No grows a futa dick and smothers me in those tiddies I'm fine with that :^^^^)
>>3775469
>She lands on the ground by her shoulders, her legs falling to the floor in what I can only think to describe as a "sucking your own dick" position. A painful way to land, nonetheless.
O-Ow..
>>3775474
A hologram?
I didn't realize those existed in your time!
Don't you come from the past?
>>3775502
Hmm.. I'll do it instead! I'm kinda good at balancing things!
No, wait, I have a better idea! Can you set your scythe on the ground, vertically?
>>3775517
No.. I don't, sorry.
I should've come more prepared! I didn't know I would be meeting famous people, honestly.
>>3775547
>Oh fuck off I thought I'd seen this for the last time, this is horrible, I want to die.
>>3775504
1girl
coffee
cup
dress
frilled dress
frills
mary janes
panties
panty pull
pouring
shoes
simple background
socks
solo
underwear
white background
white legwear
>>3775489
Oops, was there somebody in here?
>>3775517
What are you talking about? No collaboration here.
>>3775465
No.
It's about time he learns his lesson.
That he learns to stay out of others' business and to give up when you need to.
I'm gonna beat him so bad, his nose will be where his ear used to be, then his hair will be all down his mouth, where his teeth used to be too.
All that in a gigantic puddle of blood.
>>3775517
I didn't do anything, I can get the job done on my own.
>>3775531
DON'T GET ANY IDEAS
>>3775489
Time for a Feast
>>3775453
never actually seen a weeb irl
>>3775456
so it's just shitposting?
>>3775459
I mean I guess I technically don't either it's not like it hurts anyone but it's just so far removed from anything I consider normal or could imagine that it amazes me
>>3775516
it's pretty crazy honestly I mean you can't tell me that shit like this:
>>3775465
doesn't just take you aback for a moment
>>3775497
They actually don't taste horrible.
>>3775564
No matter how terrible it is I still love you
>>3775521
...I thought you lived in your office all this time. Sure, consider it done. I'm interested to see the rest of your arsenal.
>>3775549
She was here yesterday and she said you were her boi.
>>3775519
But you're why she went along with it.
>>3775521
It's simply the place where things that shouldn't exist reside...among other things. And considering I've stood about with nothing to do for years on end, it doesn't particularly bother me. No, even like that, there's no end of new things to see, and then there's that strange tank engineer....
>>3775564
I could have it float in the air if you'd like. And trust me, it's far heavier than it looks.
>>3775497
>the fuck.
How do I make Junko have sex with me
>>3775564
..YOu are serious? I mean, getting your ass or your tits signed can be pretty painful.
>>3775573
I don't know, lady. Seth Rollins mentioned something about flamethrowers and next thing I see is you toasting my nudist clone.
>>3775578
Yeah, we saw that at the Money in the Bank, and that worked out pretty well for you, didn't it?
>>3775564
It's 2016, I hear japan has fucking hologram concerts already. But don't ask me about them, I just wrestle.
Point is, Seth and I will fight forever and we're both just gonna have to live with that.
>>3775578
Hey Seth.
Can you imagine 100 me's all giving you elbow drops? Falling out of the sky like an army of falcons?
>>3775581
BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING CAR.
>>3775467
According to most creatures, we are all pretty different.
>>3775482
Yes. It seems your child is a magnet for trouble. Good thing he can recover from it.
>>3775502
I have been looking into the style of cooking lately.
>>3775519
Even I realize that I can not wear Mother's clothes for me depending on the conditions.
>>3775564
It seems to have vanished.
*she grabs by the head to straighten you up*
You were in an awkward position.
>>3775615
Be a popular nigger who she hates so that she can piggy back off your popularity and say you raped her
>>3775615
Offer to show her your one eyed rod of ultimate hope.
>>3775472
WE DID IT? WHAT DID WE DO?
>>3775476
Why is that, sonny?
>>3775478
>takes bass saxophone out
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?!
>>3775502
Hell, I should be one, but I ain't, What gives.
>>3775581
Sorry Mister Ambrose, I must take your car away.
>>3775581
All cats should fucking die.
Where's my doggo when I need him anyway?
Kevin this is all your fault.
>>3775593
No, it doesn't take me aback, because we all played house growing up. It's fun to pretend to something else with other people. I think a lot of the animu stuff just happens to be because we're on 4chan, so most of them are familiar with animu characters, which is an entirely separate issue
>>3775581
Skipped a day of peace. Another mass orgy
>>3775645
Doggo?
>>3775593
No it doesn't take me aback.
It true that He's reponding to 8+ people at the same time, but it's not a complex character to RP. It's your standard happy go lucky anime girl, and the answers aren't really hard to come up with.
Roleplaying have existed since decades, and one could argue that screenplays are RPing. So no.
The one thing that could take aback, are the people that spend their entire day RPing. Yes ok, I give you that.
>>3775612
Sorry Elly.. But it was a little fun..
>>3775625
I have trained myself to grin and bare it! You need to be tougher!
Alright, here's how this is going to go.
You're going to lay down whatever guns, knives or other crazy things you're carrying and surrender to me; because I really don't want to fight all of you.
That took a lot of self-control, you know? Honestly, I'd love nothing more than to personally beat every single one of you to a pulp, but I could do way more productive things with the time I'd spend on that. Something like, say, building homes for orphans, or... helping an old homeless man off the streets. You know, things the good guys do.
So, I'll be right here. You know. Waiting for that.
>>3775667
WAIT.
I'M IN THE FUCKING LEAD NOW.
1 TO .75 SETH, AND I'M ABOUT TO WIN THIS GAME TO MAKE IT 2.
EAT SHIT.
>>3775680
Oh shit Jack's back
>>3775603
My home is only a few floors down. I wouldn't be surprised if you missed it. As it is, I keep all of my weapons on person, or in this desk.
>Rin backs away from her desk.
You're welcome to look.
>>3775612
Been there, done that. Tanks are nothing new.
>>3775680
Handsome Hack?
>>3775625
The...style of it?
>>3775630
Well, you certainly looked like it, sir. Ah, or a poltergeist, perhaps?
>>3775679
Not at all for me....
>>3775680
My scythe doesn't leave my hands unless I'm throwing it sir, and I really doubt you could.
>>3775578
H-Hang on, that's really needless! You could just.. Y'know, beat him in a friendly wrestling match, and you guys could both be good sports about it and accept whoever wins!
>>3775601
>She sighs.
I love you too, Anon.
I can't stay upset at you.
>Pets
>>3775612
Trust me!
Just, um.. Set it on the ground, and don't use any of your telekinesis! Just set it vertically, try to balance it, and then I'll jump on the top of it and balance on top!
It'll be fun!
>>3775616
Painful?
I mean, I wouldn't do that anyways, since it wouldn't stay and it'd just wash off.
But it's just a pen, right? Why would it hurt?
>>3775623
Aw.. I wish that I could help you two out.
I hate seeing people argue so much..
>>3775625
You must've scared it off.. Owow..
>She sits up, rubbing the nape of her neck.
Thanks, Rammy. Dogs freak me out when they come outta nowhere, I think my squirrel instincts just kick in.. You're my hero!
>>3775564
>I'll get on it. Or you'll get on it. ;^)
>>3775625
For clones. All your faces look the same.
>>3775680
>Welcome back.
Oh fuck off, I'll kick your pompous ass.
>>3775667
Skipped another day of peace. Only noteworthy thing that happened that day was Link getting raped by X7-10 and Sr Pelo
>>3775689
Keep telling yourself that
>>3775724
>[Sweating loudly]
>>3775712
If you want, you could always tattoo my name somewhere. But a piece of paper and a pen is better in this case. Cheaper aswell. And certianly less painful.
>>3775706
Well ,they are by Gensokyo's standards, she seems deadset by making waves with it, toppling the whole religious leadership that's in place, and setting in a revolution of sorts. I just think she's crazy....
>>3775712
The blade is probably the heaviest part of it, you know, and with how...uniquely-shaped it is, I doubt that it can do that at all.
>>3775680
>If you really do this again I might just pick up Gaige
>>3775680
No, my trusty Bass saxophone never leaves me.
>is it really you?
>>3775709
The go to sleep, I'll leave you be.
>>3775710
Nope, I'm still flesh and bones. I didn't get a name miss, so I'll tell you mine. The name's Adrian Rollini, what's yours?
>>3775616
Trust me, he had nothing to do with that.
>>3775712
It's alright, Seth and I have always been opposites. It's just what happens.
>>3775725
Keep telling myself wha-
GHGHGHGHGHGH
>>3775680
Well... Since you asked so kindly!
>Grabs onto my coat and shakes it causing a plethora of various weapons to fall out onto the ground.
That should be all of it...
>>3775710
Aww, come on, you found it a little fun at least..
>>3775761
Seth prefers stabbing people in the back anyway, you know? Not torching them.
That's more Dean's style.
>>3775751
That all sounds entirely run of the mill to me.
>Rin drinks some more.
Ugh... I think this drinking is starting to get to me.
>>3775679
I suppose wearing a lot in the heat is easier than wearing nothing in the cold.
>>3775680
I do not have my weapons near me.
>>3775710
Would the art of be better. The point is that I am trying to learn. I may be able to make her something.
>>3775712
I did not mean to scare it off. I also did not expect anyone to call me a hero in my life.
>>3775724
If we did not look similar to what we were created from, there would be no point. Is that not correct?
>>3775706
Oh? Let's see...
>Satou takes a look at the varios pistols and revolvers inside the shelf under her desk.
So organized, do you get these legaly? I resort to Japan's black market to get my own guns.
>>3775625
But that's what it makes him interesting! Wherever he goes there is someone weird enough to put up a show, like you for example.
>tfw didn't even know there was already a Jack avafag
>I'll fuck off now.
>>3775773
>trying to argue about RP in a place where the majority does RP
>>3775616
Oh buzz off, I beat the man that dismantled you for the world championship.
And now you're rotting in the midcard scene while I'm still the brightest star of the main-event set.
You can come around trying to be relevant with your stupid smiles and all that, it doesn't change the state of your pitiful career.
So sit back while performers who matter, like me and Ambrose, carry the show while you're in the back making a fool of yourself.
>>3775712
Enough of it, I'm tired of this hellcat with rabbies who was never my friend and surely not my brother to exist.
It's a blasphemy that a waste like him is tolerated on this Earth.
Come Friday, I will do the world a favor by erasing him from this planet once and for all.
>>3775672
That dog looks sad, probably because he's forced to be in your arms.
And he's ugly compared to mine.
>>3775800
>kek
>>3775773
That's a bad point though, because we keep doing it in different ways through the years, and it's not like it stops being fun. Imagine a guy doing mock play by play commentary as they act out a football play or something, totally normal thing. It's merely the subject matter that most here are interested in that gives it a weird twist
>>3775800
He's been dead for months. He's free game at this point.
>>3775564
>>3775732
>>3775800
Wait come back. Other jack hasn't shown up in months. And he rarely showed up at all.
>>3775777
And we're down to the final 3. Place your bets
>>3775800
>Its been like... 7-8 months since Jack was around. So it's up to you really.
>>3775689
>>3775725
Way to jinx yourself cretin.
>>3775737
T-Tattoo??
No way!
I'm not doing that! Those're permanent!
I just thought it would be nice to have your signature if you're famous and all, but.. I forgot a pen and paper, so.. I guess I can't.
>>3775751
I bet it can!
It looks sort of like a rocking horse in the handle, so if we can just get it at the right angle it'll totally work.
Just trust me, you'll be impressed!
>>3775762
Guess so..
>She sighs.
Well, if you ever need anybody to talk to about this kind of thing, I'll be your psychiatrist!
E-Even though I'm not really.. Certified..
>>3775773
>The thing is though that it's not pretending. Everyone knows who's behind the avatar, there's no pretending involved. It's just roleplay. I can easily drop the roleplay and just have a chat with the people here outside of the threads. I just enjoy being happy and spreading happiness with Makoto's cheerful attitude. It brightens up my days sometimes, even.
>Most of the time I'm just RPing while I play vidya, though.
>Just thought I'd throw in my opinion to try and clarify how I view things, since it seems you're genuinely curious and not just completely shitposting.
>>3775792
You totally are!
I would've gotten eaten by that dog if you didn't come by!
>She hugs your legs.
Thank you, Rammy!
>>3775806
H-Hey, no! He's a nice person!
I like him, so there's really no reason for that!
You don't need to kill somebody over who's better! That's.. Crazy!
>>3775800
he hasnt been here for months
steal his ava like a dirty nigger
>>3775798
I cannot guarantee all of my possessions were obtained legally.
Oh, do take a look at the sword in the highest drawer. Truly a favorite of mine.
>>3775806
Seth, your dog looks like it's trying to suffocate itself so that it doesn't have to be near you.
>>3775782
Backstabbing, flamethrowers...you wrestlers don't like to leave much in doubt, do you?
>>3775829
>No purple allow
>>3775873
I just ate a hot pocket for the first time in my life.
It was fucking hot.
>>3775878
>DELET
>>3775867
>You will never cuddle with Seth in your sleep
>>3775806
I don't know, my man. You failing around yesterday during RAW was pretty fun to watch aswell.
You keep saying that you are the best. Maybe that's true, fella. But you won't always be the best. Maybe that will all end at Battleground, maybe it will not.
My guess? You and Dean Ambrose would rather ip the belt in half than ever allowing the other one to carry it.
>>3775881
did you pocket?
>>3775756
Elly, sir, a gatekeeper.
>She offers a curtsy
>>3775767
Do you think "attempting to amputate" is the definition of fun?
>>3775792
>She smiles, nodding
That may well be the best thing you could offer her.
>>3775849
Miss, I don't think anyone knows this thing better than me, and I don't believe it'd work without me keeping it in place.
>>3775881
You don't eat a hot pocket right away, you idiot. You wait for it to cool off, then you eat it.
Dubs and Deano stays champ for 6 more months.
>>3775849
You got a giant ass tail, lady. Next time you hop around to this place, hide them in there? Maybe use a rubber band to keep them in place.
>>3775871
Just another day at the office, lady. As for myself, I prefer kicking them in the chest.
>>3775921
>1 off
>>3775838
Pardon my absence this entire time. I doubt I'll make it through this, so my bets are on the musician.
>>3775792
Yup! But the cold doesn't effect me as much as the heat..
>>3775904
I mean... Did you enjoy chopping my arm off? And I mean when you did it, not when you feel guilty for some reason..
>>3775849
I bite all my actual psychiatrists on the nose, so who needs certification anyways?
>>3775847
S-still in the lead.
>>3775838
And we have a winner
>>3775930
Don't worry.
>>3775925
Because nothing says "another day at the office" like cracked ribs and possible cardiac arrest, right?
>>3775732
>>3775878
>>3775884
Note. Buy a rocker outfit.
>>3775943
Congrats Link mah boi. Thanks for hosting, DD.
Alright faggots, give me 2 minutes. Meme Games for you.
>>3775849
It's for his own good really, he's gonna die one day anyway.
So it would be simply justice that I, the man who made him, and stabbed in the back, ended his miserable existence.
>>3775867
Don't talk of Kevin like that, you know nothing of him.
He's the world's luckiest dog to have his owner the greatest man to walk on this planet.
>>3775886
First off I'm not your man, dude.
I am immortal, I'll go down in history as the greatest of ALL TIME.
Dean Ambrose is just a rung like every other in Seth Rollins' ladder to perfection.
>>3775798
I do find it fun to remind him how weak he is. Actually I find in fun in general.
>>3775849
I think you are too big for that. You would have suffered some bites that may get infected but that would be it.
>>3775904
*nods*
It is decided then. I will make her something to eat. Now what to get for Kaito.
>>3775938
I see that is why none of my comments appear to have lasting effect on you.
>>3775943
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3775860
Do you happen to be a swordswoman?
>Satou looks closer to the higest drawer
Hmm,I'm not expert in japanese relics, but this sword looks in good conditions, enough to slay anyone in hald. Where did you get this?
>>3775961
Occupation hazards and we got that coveredi n our contracts.
>>3775800
>no please stay
>>3775904
>bows
Then nice to meet you, Elly. I'm a musician. What's brings a fine lady like you around these parts.
>>3775943
>Someone else entered link
>He wins
Kek. Screw it, it still counts as a win. I'll take it.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3775680
Fuck off
>>3775995
You named your dog after Kevin Owens?
>>3775995
Careful now, fella. I can hear Randy Savage crawling up from the cold earth to give you a Slimjim up your arse.
>>3775943
Placements. Next time, I'm just gonna participate. No wincard cause I don't know how.
>>3775994
>>3775996
>>3776020
Thanks everyone
>tfw want to ava Hulk Hogan
>tfw I don't know much about wrestling
>>3776048
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3775881
You are the hottest pocket
>>3775791
Perhaps stop, then...? And overthrowing the standards of everything that we know is..."run of the mill"?
>>3775938
I can't say I did, actually.
>>3775996
He's...trickier. Since he's a robot, he doesn't really...need anything at all.
>>3776015
Me? Ah, I come to train and to stay in touch with the friends I've made here.
>>3776048
Congratulations, sir, and thank you for having us.
Darnit, why am I always late for these games!?
Blah blah blah, I'm the hero, how's life going for ya, dudes?
>>3776048
Got the default winslide?
>New Jack, unless the old one shows up and wants him back I guess.
>>3775710
Well you see, it's going to have to, pumpkin. I'm not going to let some crazed lunatic with a scythe run around in my future paradise, so I'm really going to have to ask you nicely to put it down. For the last time.
>>3775724
Right, okay, I'm going to tell you right now, before you get into this whole "crazy revenge plot" that it's a bad idea, sugartits. Now let's all be calm, peaceful and think about the children as you quietly get down on your knees and beg me not to cave your skull in.
>>3775756
Well, I don't see how a saxophone is a weapon. If you think it is, then I don't think you're going to be much of an issue to me. Did I ever tell you about that one time some guy with a spoon- nah, nevermind. That story didn't work out last time I told it.
>>3775767
A weapon hoarder, great, just great. Really the type of people that you can just have around and they won't harm you or your company in any way. except, you know, not. Would you mind standing still, so I can just kill you right here and now?
>>3775792
That's a good start, proud of that. Still, I'm noticing a distinct lack of surrendering. Is that just me? I might need to get my eyes checked, because I'm not seeing you pleading for your life yet.
>>3776028
Oh! That's a tough one. Let me think long and hard about that for you, bud.
No.
>>3776050
>Neither did I, untill I picked up Sheamus and Seth/Dean/Kano sucked me into watching the actual shows.
>>3776010
Right. Show me the part that deals with your death. Lemme guess...it says that you knew what you were getting into and they're not responsible.
>>3776048
Adequately done, player and host.
First 48, get in the fucking robot.
>>3776065
THE EU
>>3776084
Makoto Nanaya
>>3775904
Oh, that's no fun, Elly.
We gotta take risks and do dumb stuff, that's what friends do!
>She jumps up onto the scythe in your hands, landing perfectly on the tip of it and balancing on the toes of one foot.
I'm a good balancer!
>>3775925
I actually do keep stuff in it! Like, uh..
>She reaches back and digs around in her tail, unfurling the curly ball of fluff and revealing a picnic basket.
Snacks!
>>3775939
That's a good point, hehe.
Plus, it might be better to have someone that isn't actually certified, so that way you don't feel like I'm trying to change you.
'Cause I'm not, I really just want everyone to get along, y'know?
It makes me sad seeing people fight.
>>3775995
Well, that would be.. Kind of poetic, but..
No! That's still not okay!
You can't just kill somebody like that! If he's gonna die then let it be of old age or something!
>She grabs onto your arm and starts pulling you in protest.
>>3775996
>She stays clinged onto your legs, sniffing and catching her breath.
Don't you know what dogs do to squirrels?? They eat them!
>>3776021
>No problem. I just don't want to come off as some autistic weaboo, y'know? That doesn't change the fact that I totally am one, though. Who knows, maybe you should try RPing, you could enjoy it!
>>3776084
Gertrud Barkhorn
>>3776084
Makina Irisu
>>3776084
Starlord
>>3776048
Thanks for hostin man.
Laterino kids, Don't kill each other too much now.
Except for Seth.
>>3776084
Kaga
>>3776084
Elly
>>3776075
I cannot and will not accept, sir.
>>3776084
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3776084
SETH FREAKING ROLLINS
>>3776084
Josuke Higashikata
>>3776084
Ryouko Otonashi
>>3776084
Deebo
>>3776084
Alfred Jones the American Hero
>>3776094
EU got to be kidding me...
>>3776084
eminem
>>3776084
Rin Asougi
>>3776002
I have had the sword in my possession for a long time. I have certainly made good use of it, that is to be certain.
>>3776061
Wherever there is government, there are those that wish to overthrow it. Although there are few with the ability to do so, when you're in my line of work, you meet them all.
I have seen far more interesting anyways.
>>3776067
Right here
>>3776053
>>3776061
>>3776080
Again, thank you everyone
>>3776097
I want to tongue bathe this squirrel
>>3776084
Furseiseki
>>3776084
Classy Raven
>>3776084
Kneesocks Daemon
>>3776084
Handsome Jack
>>3776084
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3776061
He said himself that he does not need anything. I would like to surprise him.
>>3776075
I just stated I do not have my weapons with me. I do not see why I should plead.
>>3776084
Machi
>>3776084
Adrian Rollini
>>3776084
School Pizza
>>3776084
Boba Fett
>>3776084
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3776084
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3776084
Satou the Absolute Madman.
>>3776084
Sportacus
>>3776128
B-Bathe me?
But Anon, I can bathe myself!
>>3776097
What about conceiled weapons? Like fldign chairs? Ladders? kendo sticks? BUcket of thumbtacks?
>He shifts his eyes between the squirrrelgirl and Dean Ambrose
>>3776084
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3776084
Pope Bruce Willis
>>3776084
CURRY MAN
>>3776084
Motherfucker mike
>>3776084
Chocolat
>>3776084
Kuga the Sealed One.
>>3776084
Bill CIA Wilson
>>3776084
is i graeth
>>3776084
McCree
>>3776106
Look at the coward, fleeing just when I was getting warmed up.
Keep running away, you can't escape from the reality that I will beat you.
>>3776084
BACK TO FORMULA!
>>3776141
Heyo country hick.
You want some images?
>>3776084
Tenacious D
>>3776097
>She flinches slightly
And I'm strong enough physically to hold it steady, miss.
>>3776124
Hm...it's certainly unprecedented where I'm from, at the least. Oh well, it's hardly my place to judge, that child's on her own in that quest, anyways.
>>3776137
I'd dare say that something musical would be...redundant with him.
>>3776159
Weapons? No, no, the only weapons I need are these! Bam, bam!
>She holds up her fists in rhythm with her sound effects.
>>3776084
Iida Tenya
>>3775996
Haha... I guess so, ah it really is hot today...
>>3776061
Aww what? That's the whole reason I told you to, I thought it'd be fun..
>>3776075
Ah, they're all just souvenirs from a long life, truth be told I'm a pacifist... Ah, but death sounds kind of unpleasant, could we not resort to that?
>>3776084
King Kaito
>>3776157
It'll be more fun if I do it!
>>3776084
Kurumi
>>3776021
Oh definitely. I actually only use 3d male avas myself, but that's because they're what I'm familiar with to some degree.
>>3776084
Haigen Hawkins
>>3776084
Colonel Sanders
>>3776200
...Ever considered a career in professional wrestling? I mean, you got a good body, tits. And you know how to use your fists. Your gimmick could be a squirrel with rabies!
>>3776084
Eggman-kun
