HG thread.
Hey DD, you still here? I can take over if you want.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3773024
As to not shirk any responsibility I understand.
>>3773289
I don't believe that'll change how I act.
>>3773361
Ok. Dubs and Tsygan will be here within 8?
Don't fail me now.
>>3773308 (Derpy)
>She snickers a little.
That's just what I'm talking about.
>>3773377 (Ram)
Aw, you're no fun. I wonder if I can get some tears out of your sister.
>>3773361
Thank you for the thread, two-toned haired woman.
>>3773372
I am not a practitioner of adultery either.
>>3773361
Thank you for the thread.
>>3773400
I'm sure she is, but that doesn't mean she can't meet someone who is far stronger than her, like me for instance.
>>3773361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPKWlkNrN7M
WoT is lif
>>3773462
Dubs and Tsygan is a ruse. Sorry bub, you're just gonna have to wait until tomorrow.
Should I go ahead and start hosting?
>>3773491
yee senpai
>>3773316
Oh.. Sorry I spilled it all.
>She crouches down and starts picking up all of the stuff, briefly looking at the pictures.
>>3773373
You just roam around?
Don't you have, like.. A.. Bad guy radar or something?
>>3773377
>She grins ear to ear, the real tail swishing happily back and forth.
Yeah! It's all yours! I hope it helps you with your nightmares!
>>3773379
Hmm.. Well, maybe he just got a lot luckier than you did, but you should know in your heart that you worked hard, right?
I don't think you should hold it against him that he got lucky or got in with a privilege, y'know? That's all in the past.
I think you two would get along if you could look past that!
>>3773389
Shrink? I can't change anybody's size, though. I wish I could, that'd be a cool superpower.
>>3773431
I don't think it will either, and I hope it doesn't!
My goal's just to make you feel like you have tons of friends, though. By, um.. Getting you tons of friends!
>>3773491
DO IT
Hello, are my sisters present?
>>3773373
Very good. I can assure that is something is to go awry, all of my focus will be on protecting your life.
Then my focus will be set on saving my drink.
>Rin chuckles, taking a sip from her glass.
>>3773377
>Rin grabs a crowbar from within her desk and uses it to open the topmost crate, revealing it to be full of canisters.
Do not worry, these were easy to obtain. I only suffered minor injuries.
>Rin offers a genuine smile from her heavily bloodied face.
I do hope you will use my services again, Ms. Valentine.
Now, have you brought the rest of my payment?
>>3773400
Rin Asougi. It is a pleasure to meet you, miss.
>Rin offers a handshake from across her desk, not standing nor moving to meet Elly.
>>3773491
Yeah, do it.
>>3773464
Aw geeze, that's just mean.
>>3773502
I have a number of acquaintances, though I wouldn't consider many of them friends.
>>3773379
I can not control when I smile.
>>3773400
How annoying. So there is no other way?
>>3773464
I will eviscerate you if you do. What is the purpose of Jack-O even being with you in the first place?
>>3773491
It would be wise to.
>>3773502
It would be a better option than sleeping with my swords.
>>3773516
You seem effective at what you do.
*she brings out the other five dollars*
You should be rewarded for that.
>>3773230 (Elly)
You even said so yourself, I told you to cut it off.
>>3773237 (Rammy)
Still.. I wouldn't feel right if I didn't apologize...
>>3773515
What the fuck do you want?
>>3773486
But that other anon got it and wished her to be arrive here.
I know it will happen. But when?!
What do these "Get deities" want from me?
>>3773502
Are you trying to compare what I do to some sort of comic book that's made for children?
>>3773516
You don't need to save my life. It is I that would be saving your life. Miss. It is my job, after all.
>>3773526
>>3773505
>>3773501
Right then. First 36 for city games. bear in mind, I don't have host helper. Expect to wait a while
>>3773461
>>3773431
>She nods
But of course. Ah...my apologies, miss, how are you, then?
>>3773472
>Her expression suddenly shifts in to a cold glare
Noone is stronger than my mistress.
>>3773502
>They mostly consist of pictures of her and at least one of two others, a winged blonde woman, and another with long green hair and matching eyes, in some of them sporting the single most terrifying smile you've ever seen
>>3773516
>She awkwardly takes the hand
I'm not a...touch kind of person. Elly, miss, a gatekeeper.
>After she pulls her hand back she offers a curtsy
>>3773546
I suppose not, miss.
>>3773552
It's my fault for listening to you....
>>3773572
Monsoon
>>3773572
X7-10
>>3773572
Derpy
>>3773502
A shrink is a psychiatrist, lady. Dean's favourite person to talk to. Usually to test how fast they try to throw themselves out of a window.
>>3773572
Sheamus
>>3773572
Rachel Alucard
>>3773572
Nigel Farage
>>3773572
Deebo
>>3773572
Elly
>>3773572
Tony Tony Chopper
>>3773572
Eggman-kun
>>3773572
Sheamus
>>3773572
Gaeyth
>>3773572
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3773572
Dipper Pines
>>3773572
Satou the Absolute Madman.
>>3773572
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3773552
It is fine. The nightmares did not last long.
>>3773572
Clementine
>>3773572
Clawdia
>>3773572
Adrian Rollini
>>3773572
Newton Knight
>>3773572
Sr Pelo
>>3773572
Dean Ambrose
>>3773572
Endo
>>3773572
King Dedede
>>3773572
Lord Beenus
>>3773572
Link
>>3773572
Rin Asougi
>>3773546
>Rin inspects the bill's authenticity, and then pockets the money.
Alright.
>Rin pats the topmost crate.
These are all yours.
Would you like my assistance in transporting these? It would be free of charge, of course.
>>3773572
Classy Raven
>>3773529
It's fun, and that's all that really matters.
>>3773546
Not the one I was thinking of, but alright. That Man has had her hanging around for a while, and he's made it pretty clear to me that I'll be in deep shit if I hurt her. She's a complete idiot most of the time..
>She seems unusually serious.
But it's creepy. She's not as dumb as she is at first glance.
>>3773572
I-No
>>3773572
Kuroneko
>>3773572
Entoma
>>3773572
Ruby
>>3773572
Literally Meme
>>3773580
You have no idea just how strong I am, nor do you know what my quirk is. Whoever your mistress is, I'm sure I could defeat her in a matter of seconds.
>>3773572
Aizawa-Sensei
>>3773572
Seth Rollins
>>3773572
Haigan Hawkins
>>3773572
Iida Tenya
>>3773572
Katya
>>3773633
It's fun for you, but it bothers me, I mean I barely know what you are insulting me for.
>>3773580
Haha, but you did, like a good friend.>>3773611
I guess I'm too old to be doing that kind of stuff, I hope you slept through it..
>>3773572
King Kaito
>>3773643
If she so wished, she could disintegrate you, I, and everyone here in an instant. I don 't care what sort of ability you possess, nothing could ever hope to surpass her strength.
>>3773668
>She simply sighs
>>3773543
Hmm.. Even if you meet a hundred people and only make friends with one of them, that's better than none though, right?
>>3773546
With your swords?
You sleep with blades?
>>3773568
Y-Yes, is that not what you do?
You're a super hero, right?
>>3773580
>She tries not to look at the scary ones, eventually collecting them all together in a pile and setting the necklace on top.
Here you go. Sorry again.
>>3773594
Oh, I've just never heard them called that before.
No, I'm not a psychiatrist, I just like seeing everyone get along.
>>3773572
Gengar
>>3773502
There's no looking past anything in our business Lady, I'm here to have the best fights of my life, and he's here to cheat, to win. It's impossible for people like us to get along.
>>3773580
>Rin smiles, placing her hand back under her desk.
A gatekeeper, you say? What exactly does this job entail, besides the obvious?
>>3773609
Mr. Satou. It is nice to see you.
>Rin calls Satou over. Her face is covered in blood and she's obviously already been drinking.
That was quite the exhilarating night we had. I hope I did not trouble you too much.
>>3773686
>>3773693
What he said. And I am much prettier than he is. And you set aside your own ''brother'' for that belt. And on a few weeks you'll do it again. You call me a cheater, which is true, I won't deny that. But don't you dare tell me that you never step into that ring to win, fella.
>>3773572
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>late
>>3773681
Haha, Elly don't feel bad about being a good friend and listener.
>>3773648
Hey buddy!
>>3773693
>>3773724
Really?
It's that impossible for you two to be friends?
Aw.. Well, hey, I've got an idea!
You two both like to wrestle, right? You should wrestle each other!
>>3773580
I'm doing fine.
>>3773686
I suppose so.
>>3773643
That's an odd way to think of it. A quirk, as if its just random chance and not training.
>>3773681
It's exactly that kind of mentality that will make it easy for me to overthrow her. You're not thinking, you're simply yelling that she's the strongest without even assuming there could be another person out there that could kill her. If you keep thinking like this, then you'll surely fail at your gatekeeper job.
>>3773686
...
I am, but I am not a stereotypical hero. We don't have bat caves, or bat cars, or suits any of that mundane stuff. You're almost trivializing what we do for a living.
>>3773572
Lord Beerus
>>3773747
>Ignores
>>3773750
...What's in it for me? A championship belt?
>>3773750
>>3773724
Oh, okay.
1 2 3 GO.
>>3773609
I feel as though I have to tell you something.
>>3773580
It seems as though everything will be difficult for me. Enough of that. Did I miss any of your appearances in here?
>>3773633
You will touch neither of them. It is quite clear that she is defective. I have not even seen her be serious once when I met with her.
>>3773668
I have managed. I also had the usual dreams of killing everything to calm me down.
>>3773686
It is a habit I picked up when disturbed.
>>3773629
You have done enough. I would be useless if I could not carry these myself.
>>3773756
I've trained my quirk to it's fullest potential, and I'm confident I can take down everyone here if need be.
>>3773686
>She picks them up, looking briefly at the photos with an obviously fond smile on her face, before placing them away and putting her hat back on
It's quite fine, miss, really.
>>3773697
>She offers a shrug
Simply-put, I...keep anyone and everyone who would dare trespass in my mistress's field away, no matter what.
>>3773747
Not very "Good", there.
>>3773754
Feeling short-spoken, now...?
>>3773760
Because there's not the slightest doubt in my mind that she is. Even I've not seen the full extent of her fury, and it's more than enough, there....
>>3773797
Hm...not recently, I don't believe, miss. Only the time before we last spoke, I believe.
>>3773750
Don't give them ideas, these two barely have the right to call themselves wrestlers.
If they were to wrestler each others it wouldn't be a wrestling match but a snorefest.
If anything I'm the only man who can call himself an athlete here.
>>3773793
You son of a -!
>>3773840
Go away, Justin Bieber. I got a lunatic to beat up.
>>3773662
Maybe if you got your eyes fixed I wouldn't be able to tell.
>>3773797
It's not often, that's for sure. It's usually when I time travel. She'd go on and on about the mechanics of it forever if I didn't shut her up.
>>3773768
>waves at him.
. . .
>>3773797
Haha, including me?... That's actually pretty scary...
>>3773828
Hey if you really feel that way I can think of something that would make us even.
>>3773754
There you go!
Hey, that reminds me, what's the progress on that dress?
>>3773760
Really?
Well.. Tell me about it, then!
What's it like being a superhero?
>>3773785
>>3773793
Woohoo!
Go, go, go!
>>3773797
Well.. I know you said my tail was cute, and that you like cute things, so.. Since I can't always be with you, you can carry that pillow around with you, or just sleep with it! That way it's kind of like a piece of me is always with you!
>>3773828
If you say so..
Hey, I know the girl with the green hair is your mistress, but who's the other one?
The one with the wings?
>>3773840
A-Another one?? But I thought Dean was the best wrestler, that's what he told me..
I have to get going. Duty calls and whatnot. If someone wants, they can take my spot.
>>3773865
>Punches Dean Ambrose on Squirrelgirl's ''Go-Go-Go''
>>3773855
I can see fine from them, they don't need fixing, I bid you fair well.
>the Retarded Pegasus prepares her wings and flies... To a wall
Ow.
>>3773863
And that would be...?
>>3773865
Ah, that's Kurumi, a vampire and my co-worker.
>She smiles brightly
>>3773870
Hmpf. Farewell, cocky human.
>>3773803
Then that only means someone here will inevitably beat you, for you have already reached your limit. You're relying on the assumption that everyone else MUST be weaker for not having said quirk, right?
Yet you refer to it in a way that is not positive, why? Does this quirk have a flaw? If so, how can you remain confid-
Oh. I'l ask it another time.
>>3773865
>>3773840
>>3773845
Do you see these 2 jackasses holding the world title?
Nope, I'm holding it right now.
>
>>3773797
Oh please, you are the client. It is not your responsibility to assist me in my work, unless I call for otherwise.
If you insist, however, I am more than willing to let you borrow the trolley.
>Rin takes a seat at her desk.
If you need me again, you know where my office is now, Ms. Valentine.
>>3773828
So you are the loyal type, then. I see.
Most choose not to affiliate themselves with me, mostly due to my line of work.
I wish I could say there wasn't a time I had to do something regretful to a past client, but that is not how business works most of the time. Sometimes, the client even betrays me.
>Rin sips her drink.
Nonetheless, it all makes for some great entertainment.
>>3773863
>Continues to ignore
>>3773828
I've merely begun to grow bored.
>>3773865
Valkenhayn finished it the other day. Just he needs to arrive here on his own.
>>3773905
>
>>3773870
Farewell Sir, I hope the rest of the day treats you well.
>>3773901
>Smiles mischievously.
.. Cat ears... Ah, actually not that.. I'm afraid it'll end up like last time...
>>3773923
Iida, Iida, Iida... If you say his name three times.. He ignores you.
>>3773852
You're right, keep playing with the tool in your little sandbox while the real men fight in the arena.
>>3773865
Don't refer to me as an "another".
I am the end all, be all of champions, the quintessential of modern pro-wrestling.
Dean, he's nothing but a wacky comical shtick who thinks because he's been in degenerate hardcore fights that it means he's tough.
He's not Iron Man, he's just an old dog waiting to be out of his misery.
>>3773905
Keep holding your stupid belt that don't matter here, I have two ones who are worth way on my shoulders right there.
>>3773697
Good afternoon Rin, how are yo-
>He notices your face drenched in blood and the sent of alcohol coming from your mouth
...Whoever you troubled I'm sure it wasn't me. I swear I left you untouched last night, what happeend?
>>3773797
Ramlethal. What do you have to say?
Ah...that took longer than expected. Five minutes for swaps then we begin
>>3773880
H-Hey now, punching isn't part of wrestling!
>>3773901
Really?
So.. If you watch and take care of the garden and the gate, what's she do?
>>3773905
I guess not! You must be right, then, huh? I mean, only the best can hold the trophy, that makes sense.
>>3773949
Y-You can't bring it here for him?
I was all excited to wear it, too..
>>3773963
But hang on, you have TWO trophies!
I don't know who to believe!!
Who's the best one?? This is all so confusing!
>>3773954
>>3773905
>>3773963
>Watches eagerly.
![[Literally Me]9.png](https://i.imgur.com/6w1EII7.png "[Literally Me]9.png")
>>3774001
>>3773640
>>3773648
Switch me with Iida, if you will. Being late to the show won't be fun at all. Oh, and there's two Sheamus's.
>>3773963
Atleast I get to play with a tool way bigger than yours every morning, fella.
>>3773828
That is pleasant to hear. I thought I would have remove anything that was bothering you.
>>3773855
And she is not here often enough for me to see it. What a shame.
>>3773863
You were in there several times that night.
>>3773865
This is appreciated Makoto. Thank you.
>>3773915
It s very clear that you are effective in several things. I may need you again some time. But I could do this.
*begins pushing the trolley off to somewhere*
Your work is appreciated.
>>3773978
Seeing as you are in care for him, I feel like I should say what I did with him. I killed Subaru four times in the past few days.
>>3774001
Proceed.
>>3773960
What do you want from me?
>>3774002
>whacks Dean with a chair
...You said anything, lady? Like I said to Justin over there, I am too busy beating Dean up.
>>3774001
>>3773870
Actually this person wishes to exchange himself for someone.
>>3773915
I life to serve, whatever she may decide to do with me, I shall bear without complaint. You...do this for fun, then?
>>3773949
Ah, of course...if I may, miss, if you're a vampire...where are your wings?
>>3773960
If I were any more mean-spirited I'd say we're even just because of that....
>>3774002
Well, technically, there is no gate...it's just that the garden is, well, a massive field, so now we both monitor it. In the past, though, I held the gate to the mansion, while she kept watch over the lake that surrounded our island.
>>3774024
Well, there was that one harsh fellow, but...I resolved that issue, really, there's no need to worry.
>>3774017
Did I just swap myself in?
>>3773895
>She chuckles again.
Nice work.
>>3774001
Are you ready?
>>3774024
It's annoying and strange. Maybe it's from whoever you girls came from.
>>3774036
Oh... Well, uhh thank you
>>3774001
I got some old ass nigga and some little ass kid on my team.
Fuck it, we'll still fuck these punk ass bitches up!
>>3773954
Hold it hold it hold it Sheamo, we got ourselves a game right here. We're settling this in there.
>>3773954
Those aren't his belts, those are pictures of belts that I had.
Seth, Sheamus, they've got nothing right now. All their dreams, all their backstabbing motivations. I've got it right here in my hand. And there's no way in hell I'm letting them have it.
>>3774001
>>3773963
IT'S 3 FOR 3 ROLLINS. TIME TO BREAK THIS TIE.
SHIELD.
>>3774024
>
You did? I see! It doesn't come close to how many times Tsukiko killed him, what caused such commotion?
![[Literally Me]stand_statistics.gif](https://i.imgur.com/de4MA4V.gif "[Literally Me]stand_statistics.gif")
>>3774049
That's my stand ability- (You) Manipulation
>>3774063
You can't Barrage the Farage though
>>3774024
Of course!
I love giving gifts to my friends, it's one of my favorite feelings.
And when I heard you were having nightmares, I couldn't resist!
Um.. D'you have any idea what could be causing your nightmares?
>>3774038
H-Hang on! This isn't wrestling at all!
>>3774045
Ooh.. I gotcha.
So you have telekinesis, your mistress has plant powers.. Can she do anything special, too?
>>3774001
Dam. One off.
>>3774074
>
....S-sorry, just one for the road, fella. See you later!
>>3774089
The fuck did you call me, punk?
>>3774002
He handles my dresses for me. It's only practical that one of my servants would dress me in the mornings. I handle my undergarments and he handles the rest for me.
>>3774045
Resting alongside my dress.
>>3774024
Haha... Ah, would you mind telling me what kind of deaths I had?
>>3774035
A hello!
>>3774045
That's why I brought it up... Sort of, so we are even.
>>3773978
I can assure you that this was my own doing. I got into an "argument" with the owner of a nearby gasoline factory. He didn't exactly approve of my reasons for invading his property.
>Rin chuckles, pouring Satou a glass of vodka.
You must be thirsty. Please, enjoy yourself.
>>3774024
>Rin smiles.
Please do come again, Ms. Valentine.
>>3774045
Correct. These games, as well as my work, are exactly what I need to add some flavor to my otherwise boring life.
Oh, and let's not forget the alcohol. That is important too.
>>3774001
I can already feel the power of my home district engulfs me of the spirit of chaos.
The wrath of Rollins is coming.
>>3774002
Well you see, this question will be answered this Friday when the Iron Man Match between the two of us comes to an end.
>>3774016
I know my abs are attractive but stop staring at me.
>>3774020
Dick jokes, so funny.
It really shows your level of maturity, sometimes I wonder if the reason you're still employed is because you play with the big bosses' tools every nights.
>>3774074
Actions speak louder than words, let's go at it already.
>>3774115
>not doing silly RP
>others are serious RP
>it's basically a PROJECT X-ZONE but with more anime and less vidya.
That's what's wrong with HG.
>>3774152
>Not Subspace Emissary
>>3774063
Looks can be deceiving
>>3774074
Too late sorry
Seth Rollins decides to plot his evil schemes at the top of a volcano
Newton Knight should've learned not to accept pizza from strangers in dark alleys
Never knew Chopper was a swimmer
Now that's low. Stealing an innocent boy's wallet. Someone just made Frank's list
Despite being a sensei, Aizawa isn't fast enough to dodge something like, oh i don't know, a board of wood
I feel ya Valentine, I know how you feel.
A madman and a ghost. This can't end well
>>3774115
agreed, the role playing actually has nothing to do with the game 90% of the time
>>3774090
Dean Ambrose made Chris Jericho a living puncushion by dropping him into thumbtacks a few weeks earlier. Don't waste any tears, lady.
>>3774140
Hey, I'm not the one with dick insecurities, fella. If you didn't let The Authority suck you off back in the old days, you might've packed more meat than you do now.
Now shut up and let me finish my business with The Lunatic. I'll dance with you later.
>>3774140
No I was just curious about the fight.
>>3774174
Dang, I didn't mean >>3774074, I meant >>3774065
Assemble my brothers!!!
>>3774174
Get the fuck out of my way.
>>3774129
But can't you just.. Ask him for it, and bring it here? I really don't mind if your servant dresses me or not, I-I can dress myself, honest.
>>3774140
Does the winner become made out of iron?!
>>3774183
He did huh?!
That's terrible! Why'd he do that??
>>3774178
go to b then normal rpless hunger games are there and allowed.
>>3774090
Well...for one, she is a vampire, so there's that...and she has a control over blood...as well as her preference for sound-based attacks.
>>3774129
Ah...! I hadn't even noticed.
>She laughs awkwardly
How silly of me....
>>3774131
If you say so, sir....
>>3774133
I merely view this place as a bonus, and even then primarily for the company, myself.
>>3774045
Hmph. I was kinda hoping to. At least you are safe.
>>3774076
You are taking this well. All of them were for a variety of reasons.
>>3774090
*she signs*
The arthropods.
>>3774051
I am even more curious. From Mother? Or from Aria?
>>3774131
Of course there is the standard bisection. I also crushed your head several times, fed you to my canine, having El gunning you down. Things like that.
>>3774174
There is that leaking again. How do I fix it?
>>3774131
Goodbye.
>It's a "roleplaying is bad" episode
>>3774172
Dedede isn't here, so can we really call it subspace emissary if the living meme himself isn't here?
>>3774174
>Chopper is swimming
>swimming
how the fuck did he do that again?
>>3774174
>Rin coughs up blood.
I have had better starts...
>Rin collapses.
>>3774214
Ah, how could I forgot the company! So many friendly faces come to visit my office, and so many come to drink with me as well.
I still am a firm believer that you should join me for a glass some time.
>>3774231
it's not bad just cringey to the point of being amusing
>>3774051
Don't worry, it happens a lot.
>she prepares her wings again and flies upward
>>3774058
You're welcome.
>>3774203
>>3774183
What Sheamo here isn't telling you is that Chris Jericho is the one that murdered Mitch, he took the pot he was living in and threw it straight at my head.
That wasn't terrible, that was justice.
>>3774203
Because he killed Mitch, lady. And Dean is many things. And he loved Mitch as a brother.
>>3774174
What a lovely mansion, I am honored to own it.
>>3774231
>>3774245
It's fine in moderation as long as you don't go to Devientart-level of cringe.
>>3774262
What kind of Pokemon would Iida have?
>>3774220
Perfectly so, miss, and he won't catch me surprise like that again....
>>3774241
Oh, I'm still not much of one for it. At most just a spot of tea every few months or longer....But yes, I do believe I've made more friends here than I did in all my years of service under my mistress. Which, well, is to say more than one....
>>3774174
Wonderful, I have the best view to elaborate my plan to eradicate these parasites.
If Dean's so hardcore, maybe a dive in this lake of lava will teach him a lesson.
>>3774183
Since I'm on my way to take back the lead in our contest, I might as well take you and your stupid face of the equation.
>>3774186
Hope you got some popcorn with you, it's gonna be an entertaining brawl.
>>3774203
No.
The winner will prove he is the better of the two, even if everyone with a brain knows that I am already.
>>3774214
Woah..
She sounds REALLY strong!
Sound-based? Control over blood?
I-I definitely don't want to be stuck fighting her!
>>3774220
Awww.. Rammy..
>She reaches out and pets your head.
It's okay. Do you want me to sleep with you and protect you from the bugs?
>>3774252
>>3774259
I-I don't know what to think!
He killed somebody, s-so, that was really bad, but.. Still!
>She clutches her head.
Agh! This is all so confusing! I don't know whose side I should be on!
over the battlefield
>>3774294
So.. You're the stronger one, right?
>>3774214
I'm just sad that I didn't get to touch the ears..
>>3774220
Ah... I-is that all..? You didn't use the chainsaw I hope.
>>3774226
No no! I said hello!
>>3774290
He'd probably have a Glameow. That or a Stoutland.
>>3774174
Mother...
Mother...
Nope, don't have one. Sorry.
>>3774220
I assume the second one. She must've been a real whiz kid. I'd never expect pumpkinhead to know that much on her own.
>>3774296
Oh you should've seen it when Dean ripped Chris' ''50 thousand dollar jacket'' he for for just 50 bucks at Hot topic. All those tears were delicious.
>>3774294
I hope this promise lasts longer than the last time you held the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, fella.
>>3774220
Considering Subaru is unnable to die permanently it doesn't really bother me. That being said, it seems he isn't used to die as much as I, so for the sake of his mental state try to not slay him outside the stage so often.
>>3774133
Alcohol just before starting the action, this is slowly becoming an habit.
>Satou drinks from his glass of vodka and smiles.
At least it was worth it staning your clothing this time?
>>3774334
Glameow is lame but Stoutland is bro
>>3774296
Back in the day, the lake she guarded was made of blood, at that. And most certainly, she only ever had two people get past her! Even now, I'd daresay she's still stronger than me, and she hasn't bothered training here at all.
>>3774323
Can you blame me...?
>>3774305
>he shouts, something which is not normal for him.
HELLO?
Who has the best RP in these threads, HG?
>>3774238
Maybe he learned during the timeskip. I don't know, I'm only up to his first arc
Meanwhile, the Three Stooges rob a bank together.
Raven decides to try the city's food
Luan and a Madman decide to play pigeon. I pray that's actually ice cream and not.....EUGHH
What a lovely game of basketball
Oh boy, Gengar's going nuts again. better call the Ghostbusters
Wait a second, another bank robbery? I mean, it makes sense cause Chopper is a pirate but Link? He's a hero. As for X7-10, I don't know his series
Clementine and Endo decide to confirm their feelings by fingering each other
I wouldn't trust Ruby with my biscuits. Seth Rollins learns this the hard way
Two people lose keys because they were dumb enough to hold them over a sewer drain
Who spends 500 on girl scout cookies?
>>3774296
I think you should trying throwing people onto Thumbtacks.
It's fun.
>>3774174
What a coincidence! I do have a "ghost" with me as well, I hope you can get along with him.
>>3774290
>Fuck, now you've got me thinking of each avas' pokemon of choice. What team would Makoto have? I'd imagine she'd be a normal-type trainer with a Furret, Bibarel, uh.. What else would fit?
>>3774289
there's definitely a couple people here who are deviant art level
>>3774323
Hello. Now leave me alone.
>>3774245
If you we are talking performance-wise, something that would be able to keep up with me a Ponyta, or a Houndoom.
>>3774293
Oh well. I guess that means there's more drink for me.
>Rin smiles.
>>3774352
It is not as if it is a bad habit though, hm?
>Rin smiles, grabbing her own glass.
As long as my job is successful, it is always worth damaging the clothing. If only my clothing were immortal too.
>>3774396
Like?
>>3774370
To be honest, I am the best RPer
>brains of everyone here
>>3774403
>>3774290
My mistake, I appear to be talking to the wrong person.
>>3774383
>he's a devil fruit eater
Come on, DD. Didn't you know that already?
>>3774390
Pachirisu
Furret
Rattata (Because fuck Raticate)
Dedenne
Emolga
Azumaril
>>3774383
>tastes it
Tastes like shit.
>eats it
Fuck it, I'm hungry.
>>3774383
So what you're saying is I'm stealing the
money in the bank?
>falls from the sky
How's everyone doing?
>>3774307
Stronger, faster, tougher, and just overall better.
And the funny thing is, deep down inside he knows it.
He knows that nobody outworks, outmaneuver or outsmarts me.
The only way for him to beat me is by attacking me from behind, like the coward he is.
>>3774342
I don't see how that's even a question, 221 days is a pretty big deal.
More than all your 4 reigns combined actually.
>>3774383
What the hell is wrong with you ? I'm filling up a complaint to the food sanitary of this region and your bakery will be demolished.
>>3774448
>>3774383
Why do you look as if you work the corner just outside of the arcade?
>>3774383
>>3774448
I swear I adopted a dog that looked just like you.
>>3774370
I AM SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE SUCCESS OF THE HGS
YOUR RP WAS PAYED FOR WITH MY BRILLIANCE
>>3774293
That is good. If there is nothing to bother you then I will stop bothering you.
>>3774296
I should be fine. Especially with what you just gave me. Now I have to think of something to give to you.
>>3774323
I did not think of that because of the chainsaw's current state. Thank you for giving me ideas.
>>3774337
I never once cared for the one whose body I was based on until now. She sounds interesting.
>>3774352
I will attempt to. Would you like to hear the ways I killed him?
>>3774383
What were they to exactly? I will just break down whatever it is.
>>3774414
the squirrel for one
>>3774342
That's still a lot of money, though!
I'd be pretty sad if somebody ripped my clothes, too!
>>3774368
She does sound really strong.. I'd love to meet her someday!
Any friends of yours are probably nice enough people.
>>3774385
I-I'm not really a fan of violence, h-honestly!
That doesn't sound like fun at all!
>>3774436
>That sounds absolutely adorable. I'm saving this for a drawfag request.
>>3774465
Really?
Well, when you put it like that.. AND you have two trophies!
I can't really deny that proof!
Um, but I still don't even know who you are..
>>3774483
Oh, no you don't! Friends are supposed to give gifts to each other and not expect anything back. It's fine, really!
>>3774411
>She returns it
Thank you for the offer, I simply just don't need much at all to live.
>>3774457
...A ghost?
>>3774483
Oh, it's quite fine, miss, I don't mind.
>>3774390
>Linoone and Pachirisu as an "out-of-left-field" thing?
>>3774396
who?
>>3774479
kys bolin
>>3774465
25 seconds, Seth. You were a champion for 25 seconds before Dean Ambrose cashes in. Sounds pretty short if you'd ask me
....Like something else. But I can't put my finger in it. Eh, must me a small issue anyway.
>>3774502
But you barely wear any clothes....I don't think even a wrestler in the Diva division wears as little as you do.
>>3774368
It depends, not really, but then again when Ms. Patchouli had the ears it was because she messed up a spell, so I bet she felt similar..
>>3774403
O-ok... Bye Iida, I'll talk to you in a bit.
>>3774483
...A-ah... I hate my mouth...
>>3774383
>>3774403
>She somehow manages to spam Megalomania. In Street Fighter.
GG, no RE.
>>3774483
You think you have that sort of knowledge tucked away in that emotionless little head of yours?
>>3774493
>One example
>Arguably one of the better RPers in HG
Nice attempt at a shitstorm bud, you tried.
>>3774509
WHO IS THIS BOLIN YOU SPEAK OF?
IS THIS BROTHER NERO?
>>3774502
Oh come on.
You don't like hearing them scream in pain as the thumbtacks puncture through their flesh, creating a hundred tiny little bleeding holes until their backs are wiping blood all over the mat?
>>3774502
She's quite the friendly person, though she has been known to try and scare people, on occasion.
>>3774537
I'd daresay you'd hit the nail on the head, there....
>>3774493
Why? She seems alright from what I've seen.
You aren't just jealous she gets more (You)'s than you right?
>>3774493
Vino's pretty cool m8.
>>3774390
>having a team
My single bakugan will crush your spirits. Fight me.
Name 1 pokemon that would fit your avatar perfectly.
>>3774551
Those kind of tactics should be against the rules.
>>3774591
bidoof
>>3774591
>>3774591
Slakoth
>>3774591
Rhyperior.
>>3774479
BROTHER
>>3774502
I'm the owner of the arena you won a game in days ago.
If you don't remember from who you won, then you should perhaps consults for possible amnesia.
>>3774512
IT WAS 2 MINUTES
Euh I mean, in such short time it was still a better title reign than every time you held that poor belt hostage around your waist.
>>3774506
>I love the idea of Makoto walking around with a little Pachirisu on her shoulder.
>>3774528
Really? Well, maybe they should just start wearing less! Honestly, a lot of people say it's weird that I don't wear much clothing, but I don't see why! It's not really a big deal or anything, I'm not cold..
>>3774562
>She covers her ears and yelps, shaking her head.
No, quit it, quit!
I don't want to hear about any of that! Please stop!
>>3774563
Hehe, well, I wouldn't really expect anything different from a vampire!
She didn't look too scary, though. She even looked kinda cute, actually!
Can she turn into a bat?
>>3774555
>>3774566
>>3774578
>>3774614
>I love you guys <3
>>3774591
>Crawdaunt or Scrafty.
>>3774591
Magneton, or Magnezone.
>>3774620
That was you?! I never even saw your face, s-so, I didn't know!
>She bows.
I'm sorry! Forgive me, Riggins!
>10 minutes since last slide
>>3774434
It's been a while since I've watched One Piece. cut me some slack
What's this? A Riddler trophy? I didn't know we were in Gotham. Sheamus and Chopper try to take it to show their friends but get some "shocking" news. Now I gotta frank the Riddler. Thanks alot Edward
Romantic my ass. There's nothing romantic about being fruit with a fat penguin
Valentine and Elly have some beef with each other. What do they do? Why illegal street racing of course. Oh well, not my business. The trash took care of itself
Seth, what happened to your volcano lair?
In other news, Clawdia and Clementine have a street race that doesn't end fatally. See kids, this is what happens if you drive responsibly
What kind of monster beats a kid to death? Sheamus, you made my list
Oh my, an orgy in the sewers, and it involves two demons. Can't imagine how it would go
Another street race? Time to start cracking down on illegal races instead of druggies
In less tragic news, an elf and a clown go on a date
>>3774591
Pyroar
>>3774563
Haha... Ah, I got to touch your tail though so it's fine I suppose.
>>3774634
Hey, I'm trying to provide commentary for each event. In my opinion, it makes things alot more fun
>>3774620
How did it feel? Getting cashed in upon by your former brother in the same way you once did? He must've learned that from you.
>>3774621
Because kids might be watching. Or rapists. Pray to whatever high and mighty God you believe in Vince McMahon didn't see you yet.
>>3774591
Smeargle, if I was forced to pick one.
I feel he would be able to understand the artistic heights of my literature.
>>3774591
From what I've heard, Slowking
Tanky, can do tons of damage, always calm and collected.
>>3774641
>
>>3774641
Slow ass, punk ass, bug ass bitch.
>>3774641
You really need to do something about the bluriness of your slides Garnet
>>3774591
>For I-No, Gilscor or Weavile. Something fast and sneaky.
>>3774595
They are. Get fucked, pretty boy.
>>3774641
It's better than nothing.
>She flips her hat upside down to empty it out.
>>3774677
Always fucking lazy too. Get back to work.
>>3774506
Nor I, but there with nothing wrong with enjoying a nice drink from time to time.
If you'd look at it my way for a moment, you do not need friends or comradeship to survive either, but yet both of us still enjoy it.
Is alcohol any different?
Hello
>>3774502
I would not want our relationship to be imbalanced.
>>3774506
It is hard trying to think of a conversation. Ah. What do you believe will be appropriate gifts?
>>3774537
I value your otuh. I would not be able to think of this myself.
>>3774551
At this point no. Definitely not. Possibly when I open my mind a bit more.
>>3774591
>Poochyena
>>3774687
>I agree but it is not me this time.
>>3774641
Ouch.
>>3774662
R-Rapists?!
What does that have to do with my clothes, though? I'll beat 'em up!
>>3774411
It is a bad habit! My liber could go to waste if I was a drunkard such as you, I'm growing too old to enjoy most pleasures in this world after all...
>>3774483
I'm still unsure about the way you use ti assassinate in general, so go ahead and give me the details.
>>3774641
Should I pay a friendly visit and tell them to turn off the lights? If they're "that" kind of neighbors I'll have to bring my guns just in case...
>>3774641
>>3774662
Wait what the fuck there's 2 Sheamus's in there.
And one of them has his dick out.
>>3774621
Yeah yeah yeah.
Is Seth telling you lies again? Sure, he held 2 belts at once. But I've held 3. You see the one with all the stars and stripes? I held onto that baby for an entire year.
>>3774712
darknes my old friend?
>>3774712
пpивeт!
>>3774695
>#muhfun
#fuckingkillyourself
>>3774724
It's better that you kill them. Without mercy.
>>3774721
My bad.
>>3774724
You don't object to people touching your tits or backside. Not a lot of clothes to rip off either. It aint my style to do that, but some people here....
Go climb in a tree or something if you can.
>>3774591
I played that crap on a Gameboy or whatever it's called a long time ago, how do you expect me to remember any of these monstrosities' names ?
For once be useful and tell me, you great connoisseur of geek things like these, which Pokemons would suit me the most.
>>3774633
Yes it's me, the King of Rigs.
Now are you convinced that I can easily destroy that lunatic of Dean Ambrose ?
>>3774641
The volcano erupted and everything burned down.
(The truth is I was chased by the local weirdos but nobody must know about that.)
>>3774662
Just like everything he does he copied it from me.
Ambrose is nothing without me.
>>3774745
Hello.
>>3774746
Пpивeт мyдaк
>>3774621
>It is adorable.
I think she might be able to, but...she certainly doesn't care for it if she can.
>>3774641
>>3774721
Mistakes were made...!
And that'd depend...for who?
>>3774654
>She shivers
The feeling still bothers me.
>>3774591
>Fuck, I dunno, Scyther or a Bellossom?
>his ava doesn't have a crossover image with pokemans
>>3774703
>That also fits really well.
Skye is that you?
