Was it something I said?
I'm rolling with these broken images by the say, can't stop me
>>3748714 (Megumin)
M-Megumin, I already said not to call me that...
Do you have any Eris on you today?
>>3748715 (Clawdia)
U-uuuhm...
>Picks up the teacup and sets it on a table.
Sorry, I just don't want it to break, that's all...
>>3748720 (Kerag)
R-right!
>Goes into the back room to fetch some tea.
>Audibly drops a teacup.
>>3748789
Yes, let's begin.
Everyone should make a thread to purge /trash/ of non HG related stuff
>>3748789
Fuck off Bolin.
>>3748817
It's okay! Don't be afraid. I'm not that type of Hydra.
>smiles
>>3748789
I wonder what this journey will offer us.
>>3748820
THIS
>>3748817
>>3748782
I'm being assertive or whatever you guys call it, now I demand your finest blood which is located in your heart.
>she claws the table and gets her claw stuck
Right now!
>>3748786
Two things. Seek out futo and I am the one who burns now.
Mixing my events with default, because I don't want my events to get stale, and default events suck.
>>3748823
Please fuck me in the ass
>>3748842
Let the bloodshed commence!
>>3748782 (Tits-chan)
Of course I do!
...just not on me. I-I left my purse at home.
>>3748842
He is so scary!!
>tramples away.
>The images tho.
>>3748840
Does Futo kick and scream when burning alive?
>>3748842
Where am I to be driving you?
These broken images are working out.
Real well
>>3748868
Blame ghost
This clusterfuck
>>3748832
Ah! I-I'm sorry for assuming otherwise!
>Comes from the back room with a teacup.
>Sets it at a table and begins brewing tea.
>>3748839
E-eh?? Please don't do that!
>>3748862
Megumin, can I trust you to pay me back?
>>3748873
She enjoys burning things. Like Myrouen temple.
>>3748842
All of this death right at the start! It just fills me with glee!
>>3748883
I swear you're gonna die in the worst way I can think of.
>>3748882
To the arena, obviously.
>>3748884
>clusterfuck
>not being traditional
>not using circlekerk
>>3748885
How long do you serve tea for the people around here?
>>3748883
I hope i won't burn it.
>>3748907
>kissu
>>3748883
Oh my non-kind old God! It's a liar! She's gonna have her pants on fire! Run away!
>>3748885
...am I being assertive or what?
>she swings her other claw to decapitate her stuck-in-a-table claw
There we go, free from that.
>Not making more threads just to trigger degenerates
Here's your official Vino thread™.
>>3748893
For all your Vino needs.
>inb4 a broken entry wins
Say hi to ERP
>>3745750
>>3748934
We are purple, they are not purple, we will win, they will die.
>>3748895
I'm fine with burning others to a smoldering ash alone just fine.
It's people that purposely set themselves on fire that annoy me.
>>3748920
Don't touch me!
>>3748934
He has no face.
>>3748958
>throws brick
>>3748934
>>3748934
You can sleep, i don't mind being awake.
>>3748958
>Almost touches you, but doesn't
>>3748885
I-I'm going to be honest Wiz, I-I don't have any money at all...
>>3748963
>>3748934
Exactly you idiot. We bomb them indiscriminately.
>>3748985
>breeds
>>3748985
>gives money
Oh man the same event in the same slide twice.
Love it.
>>3748912
I have had my shop for a while.
>Pours tea.
>>3748931
I-I, uhh...
can you please stop doing that? S-sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, but it's quite... quite...
>>3748985
S-sorry... Haven't you been doing any kill quests?
>>3748985
>>3748885
I can pay hers.
>looks at the little demon
See my second head? Under the third scales, from the top.
>>3748963
Despite Jasper's build and I guess name, she is a 'female'.
>>3748992
Why are you calling me an idiot?
>>3749032
I know that.
?
>>3749005
I hope you have many visitors.
Do you work alone?
>>3749001
I have no idea where i am.
>>3749005
Bloody? Yeah, sorry about this, wait no I'm not sorry, I'm assertive!
Give me your pats!
>>3748973
>Shoots brick
>>3748982
Don't even get close!
>>3749040
My bad. I thought you were the orange haired girl.
>kissus everyone in the thread
>>3749007
>>3749042
I-I don't get many visitors, no.
>She looks around the store briefly.
And yes, I work alone.
>>3749049
I'm sorry? What do you want?
>>3749079
P-Please don't do that!
>>3749079
you have herpes now
>>3749075
Sparing his life is useless,killing him would be a lot better off.
>>3749075
I am purple, they are not, I will win, you will die.
>>3749079
>the clawed girl kissus the anon back
>>3748995
>>3749000
I do not need your pity!
>>3749005
>>3749007
That...creature will! Now cough it up Lich!
>>3749071
?
>>3749075
I'll win in the morning!
>>3749075
I hate this. I enjoy a destruction God, but I had dying because of one.
>>3749079
>Burns
Hi HG!
>Blows kissu
>>3749071
Ooh! Ooh! That's me, that's me!
>>3749084
Your blood, and some paper for papercrafts but mostly your blood.
>>3749079
>kisses back
>>3749079
Can you please not?
>>3749100
>Yet another loli succubus shitter like Maria
>>3749079
Save that for the one you love.
>>3749095
This is who I meant>>3749102
Sorry for the confusion.
>>3749100
>she jumps right up close to the strangely dressed person
Hello!
Slowly but surely, you guys are eliminating the broken tributes
>>3749094
I'm a Hydra tho.
>>3749084
You don't? Now you made me very curious about that tea.
>>3749079
Get a girl would you?
>>3749110
woah......a 2 entire loli succubus?
>>3749108
Could be worse. Anon could make another suicidal attempt to rub your horn.
>>3749118
>*Broken racism intensifies*
>>3749111
Okay!
>>3749118
You can't sneak up on the great Hayate!
>>3749110
>Loli
That's a boy you fucking HG pleb.
>>3749118
I stopped breathing?!...
>>3749100
Isn't that a boy?
You'll not fool me this time
>>3749110
Doesn't look like a girl to me.
>>3749118
Still have no idea where i am.
>>3749111
Is this some roundabout way of confessing your love for me?
>>3749110
>loli
>>3749114
>Plants a big, wet kiss on her cheek.
>>3749142
Maybe.
>>3749123
Did I ask what type of monster you are? No.
>>3749100
Leave, demon or I will make you!
If you haven't yet gotten a copy of Pink Dark Boy, step forward and purchase one, I'm giving them away at a discount.
>>3749094
Ah...
>Pours another cup of tea.
P-please do not call me that. Megumin.
>>3749100
E-eh??
Please don't do that in my store... I don't want to give the wrong impression. S-sorry!
>>3749103
S-sorry! I cannot give you that!
>Hides behind the counter.
>>3749123
Curious? What do you mean?
S-sorry if I'm asking too many questions.
>>3749153
I like cute boys, don't worry.
>kiss
>>3749135
If it's a boy it should be a incubus.
I am never letting this happen again
>>3749127
I'd say both of these things are equally horrible.
>>3749167
I can't sleep, there's too much winning to be done!
>>3749100
Everyone is throwing their kisses around. Oh well. I'm all about spreading the love.
>>3749148
A stranger confessing their love to another stranger. That may happen in fiction but this is not one of those times.
>>3749160
It's something like a comic I'm assuming.
>>3749118
I guess I could get up and fight.
>>3749167
Or lay back down..
>>3749153
>she looks confused by this
I thought only the faceless people do stuff like that.
>>3749162
Oh. Ok.
>she walks away
>>3749165
But he sucks dicks.
>>3749157
I just corrected your words, little one.
>>3749162
You promised me a tea.
>smiles.
I'm curious about its taste.
>>3749167
>is a terrible singer.
>starts to sing
>>3749168
Quite right, Ruru-chan...quite right.
>>3749118
I love you comfy
>>3749177
Manga.
These're nothing like your American comics. They're far superior.
>>3749185
So? If it's male it's a incuccubus even if he sucks he biggest dicks, same goes for the pussy-eating Succubus.
>>3749177
Is this not fictional enough for you?
>>3749183
W-wait! I'm sorry if you misunderstood, that would be my fault!
I can get you paper!
>>3749186
A-ah! Sorry, I forgot!
>Brings the teacup over.
>>3749162
Lich sounds far more ferocious than Wiz. Wouldn't you agree?
>>3749186
My words were never wrong to begin with, you are in fact a creature.
Already done Jasper
>spoops poster below
>>3749212
I don't need to sound ferocious... this is a store.
I don't like that event.
>>3749215
I don't need these "memes" anyways.
>Jasper
>>3749222
Eep!
>>3749212
>sighs
Fine. I'm a "creature".
>>3749211
>looks at the tiny cup
Well.
>carefully pulls up the cup with his tail.
>drinks the tea.
>>3749195
It would help if I know the differences.
>>3749207
No. I don't even know what you are talking about now.
>>3749227
Must be a present from one of my fans!
>>3749231
I-is the tea to your liking?
>>3749224
But if you sound evil, more people are likely to visit your shop to see you!
>>3749231
But you are in fact a creature. I am not wrong.
>>3749232
Dang.
>>3749232
The content is much different.
Comics deal with childish "superheroes" and things that only children can appreciate, whereas manga brings to light many different topics and themes that you would never see in something as immature as a comic.
Wow, the sim really likes that event.
>>3749193
Do me a favor and never speak like that again, you sound like an idiot.
>>3749243
It was, fantastic!
>>3749244
Enjoy your tea instead of talking about my indentity.
>whispers to you
At least you can, i'm just too big for to feel its taste.
>>3749254
>No small breasts
It's shit.
>>3749249
There can be comics as deep as manga and mangas as childish as comics.
>>3749255
Why would I be in prison?
>>3749234
>has sent it anonymously
>>3749244
S-sorry, but I can't do that! Then people would want to kill me! Y-you're in a party with that Axis Sect girl, you know exactly what I'm talking about!
>>3749255
E-eh?!
>>3749261
Good, good!
>>3749265
Cause you're literal shit compared to Nepgear.
>>3749255
My whittling skills aren't that impressive.
>Jasper
Hey look a typo!
>>3749270
>kissu
>>3749264
I've yet to read a single comic as good as even the worst manga.
Post sections of an avas quote and guess who.
>>3749269
Kinda smells like pervert.
>>3749282
Uh....
>>3749265
Ecchi-chan!
>>3749282
P-Please stop!
>>3749247
I'm sure you will find love someday. In the very far future.
>>3749249
Hmm. It would also help if I could have a preview. Just to see how mature it is.
>>3749287
Strike. Witches.
>>3749290
"But I refuse"
>>3749290
nico ____ ni
>>3749278
Am not, stupid!
>>3749296
What? My name Is Uni, idiot.
>>3749293
>>3749261
This tea is colder than the waitress.
>>3749270
Can't liches hold their own?
>>3749290
Congratulations, you beat the odds, barely.
>>3749300
>kissu
>>3749308
You are pretty shit, even for 2nd best there is a HUGE margin between you. Hell I might have to say that you're 3rd.
>>3749313
M-Megumin... Can you please stop calling me that? Please?
>>3749321
I'm begging you!
>>3749311
I shouldn't eat something as suspicious as this.
>Throws it away
>>3749290
I'm not rude... I just wasn't taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can't stand.
>>3749321
>Jasper
>>3749302
Here.
>He digs into his bag and retrieves Volume 1 of Pink Dark Boy, handing it to you.
If you dislike it, I'll give it to you completely free. If you come back for Volume 2, I'll have you pay.
>>3749303
Yes, even worse.
>>3749333
>>3749304
>>3749290
Did you see that ____, Clear as a crisp Spring morning. F.K... In the coffee
>>3749290
"Because I'm ____, the blasting fuse to the world's end."
>>3749337
>western comics
>worse than pandering witches
Kill yourself
>>3749339
Time to go get these games won!
>>3749290
"__ WARUDO"
>yawn
>>3749331
>Kissu
>>3749290
ALAMNO ELMENO!
Status update!
Only two broken tributes left!
>>3749354
Did I hurt someone's feelings?
You should be in school right now, shouldn't you?
Of course, I'm not surprised, Americans have notoriously horrible taste.
>>3749290
I'm not a bad guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm THE ___
>>3749164
Me too!
>>3749183
Not all the time!
Bye HG!
>>3749290
>humps
>>3749249
>>3749331
Very well then, Piss.
>>3749337
>Strike Witches
>Better then any western comic
Rohan, I think you need to swallow your pride and read some comic books.
For someone like you, may I suggest Watchmen? or invincible?
>>3749358
>sends a good luck letter
The winner's serial rampage continues
>>3749290
"I don't fight for good, and i don't fight for evil. I just fight"
>>3749322
That's just stupid, you're stupid.
>>3749389
...
W-
P-Pervert!
>>3749387
No.
I'll never read anything made by an American, let alone appreciate it, until they publish my damn manga in their country.
>>3749399
And you're 3rd.
>>3749388
I-I actually do have a fan!
>>3749389
B-But that's wrong!
>>3749303
Have you even read the witch LNs?
>>3749364
...
>>3749386
E-eh??? P-please don't call me that either!!
>>3749337
*begins looking through it*
The protagonist dies in the first few pages. That's new.
>>3749380
Probably some Samoan bastard.
>>3749417
>Kissu
>>3749411
And that's wrong.
>>3749400
Well, ain't you a pretentious little bastitch. How's it smell having your head that far up yer own fraggin' ass?
>>3749434
What did you expect would happen, you insulted my hair and everythi-HOY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR ASS-KICKING LIKE A MA-..WOMAN!
>>3749417
>Sighs
Wiz, fine.
>>3749434
P-please?
>>3749461
Thank you, Megumin...
>>3749458
Loser.
>>3749421
Of course. My job as a mangaka is to bring unique and creative story elements to the table, things not done by any other mangaka.
>>3749447
Excuse me?
Do you expect me to give American literature a fair chance when they won't do the same for mine in return?
I'm not a charity.
>>3749446
Prove that you're second then.
>>3749467
>kissu
me back and I will
>>3749477
Nice midriff
>>3749470
Wazzat? you want your ass kicking to be an extra large? I can arrange that.
>>3749349
Yorkie boy?
>>3749446
Flatchest.
>>3749480
. . .
>kissu
>>3749478
Noire is the best and no one other than me comes even close to second.
>>3749487
Please, you couldn't come close to beating me.
>>3749467
Bring me more tea!
>>3749485
I know.
>>3749487
Josuke, stop trying to beat the shit out of little girls.
>>3749446
I think you're among the very best. Any man would be lucky to call you his
>>3749477
There's plenty of people that appreciate your work. So while getting your head up there, does the green eggshell hurt? Scraping against yer insides, I'm guessing
>>3749497
Alright, you win.
>>3749498
Let's put Noire on a separate list. Wouldn't it be unfair to compare you to your sister?
So why are you better than Nepgear?
>>3749504
If they enjoy fuckwits
>>3749477
I see. Much different than the other one of these Steven has. I think it had to do with sailing the moon. He may enjoy this.
>>3749492
No way!
>>3749504
Well obviously, anyone can tell that.
>>3749526
Nepgear's an airhead.
>>3749502
You had enough for the first... but what about now?
>>3749517
...A-alright.
>>3749536
I know, that's what makes her cuter than you.
>>3749517
He has wafflehair!
>>3749536
You are flatter than Blanc!
>>3749536
>anyone
Except for literally everyone else speaking to you at this point in time.
>>3749513
It's not an "eggshell."
It's meant to represent the crown of thorns, and the struggle I've been through as a mangaka.
I had it custom made.
>>3749530
By all means, show it to him.
As long as my manga is spread widely, I'll be satisfied.
>>3749503
Oh shut up, Rohan, She started it!
>>3749498
You wanna fucking try? I'll kick your ass, then I'll heal you, then I'll kick your ass again!
>>3749491
Good detective work, anon.
>>3749553
Really?
A little girl "started it?"
Temperamental as always, I see. Don't be an idiot. She's a child.
>>3749540
I said more, wench! I have not eaten in days!
>>3749552
Thorns, huh? Definitely gonna be rectal tearing when you pull your head out
>>3749542
That is not cute! Only an idiot would think she's cute!
>>3749547
That's wrong and you know i!
>>3749549
They all just won't admit it!
>>3749553
We're on a completely different level.
>>3749566
>Says the guy that punched a child in the face
>>3749569
B-But you say that every day!
Flat chests are great
>>3749566
A Child who has a death wish, and I'll happily oblige.
Come the fuck on, Rohan, you know exactly what happens when people insult my hair, that's literally how we met.
>>3749578
Yeah, and I'm way above you, you don't know who you're dealing with.
>>3749578
Don't you think she's cute though?
Though your fits of rage are pretty cute, they don't come close to Nepgear's charm.
We have our loser.
>>3749586
Don't be an idiot, we barely meet once every other week!
>>3749552
He needs something exciting that isn't his own life sometimes. Tell me how much this will cost.
someone post that Nepgear x Uni pic
>>3749603
This is wrong! I'm supposed to be guaranteed victory!
Screw you wafflehair you cheated!
>>3749603
Thanks for hosting, congrats Josuke
>>3749604
I'm not an idiot...
>>3749574
You're really dragging out that joke, aren't you?
It wasn't even funny the first time.
Don't you know anything about comedy?
>>3749595
No, I know just how insecure you are about the waffle iron on your head, Higashikata.
That doesn't change the fact that it's ridiculous.
>>3749607
2,000 yen, or roughly $19 in your dollars.
>>3749618
>sends a drawn card with picture-explanation on how to get to the bathroom
>>3749594
Lies. Its all about the giant tits
>>3749595
It's you who doesn't know who you're dealing with.
I am an actual deity.
>>3749601
N-No!
Who would think she's cute!?
>>3749630
Which is why I told you not to act like one, idiot!
Who wants a free game?
>>3749647
You and me both do. This is why she's better, at least she is honest with her feelings most of the time.
>>3749652
I, Rohan Kishibe.
>>3749620
>snickers
>>3749631
Who said I was joking? Your head's still up your ass, like any self important little bastitch
>>3749631
I'm not insecure about the "Waffle Iron" on my head, I'm proud of it! and its called a fucking Pompadour, you asshat.
>>3749647
Pffttt, so? Deity smeity.
>>3749648
Megumin, please s-stop calling me names...
>>3749652
Yes
>>3749620
>>3749663
Gee, thanks, anon.
That's some master level jinxing.
I declare comfy games beta round 3 a close.
>>3749631
Shoot. All I have is three $3 bills and a gold coin.
>>3749686
But it says round 2. Oh well. Thanks for hosting. Congrats.
>>3749663
>>3749661
>>3749680
Give me your steam and I'll give you doom since I have some free cash.
>>3749632
What is this? A letter from my stalker!?
>Screw you I have 450+ images and no time to check them
>>3749652
Wait, Hungry game or otherwise?
>>3749686
Thanks for hosting mate
Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car
>>3749682
S-sorry.
I misread the slide.
>>3749652
>I'd like one yo
>>3749290
"Bravo, _____. You've truly earned you're reputation as a hero."
>>3749658
I-I do not!
>>3749674
It means you have zero chances against me.
>>3749663
Hah.
Good going, Higashikata.
>>3749668
Look at me. How I am at the moment.
Does it look like my head is obscured?
I understand the figure of speech, but I don't think that you understand that I am truly the greatest mangaka of all time.
Being confident in oneself isn't a crime.
>>3749674
I know exactly what it's called, I think another name for it is "ugly."
>>3749695
That's fine. I'll give it to you on a loan.
Pay me whenever you're able to.
>>3749703
>Really? Hot damn, you're a big guy
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Imaddictedtojojosendhelp/
>>3749717
Ready to comply
>>3749721
>Its Wiggins
Of course it'd be Wiggins.
I'm convinced every single anon that talks to me is Wiggins.
Please help, I don't think this is healthy!
>>3749290
Finger _______ good
>>3749733
You do. You're just a dirty liar which will forever make you 2nd to Nepgear.
>>3749740
I'm not Wiggins
>>3749740
Well, I don't think I've talked to you as anon in a few days
Describe your avatar with a spongebob quote
