>>3747215
Some more deaths and shit.
>>3747225
That actually seems kind of neat.
>>3747215
>>3747243
Now that's a weird bunch of people if I've ever seen one, also I'll take of the first shift at sleeping.
>>3747243
>>3747215
I guess our last encounter didn't kill you as fast as i'd hope'd! This time,i'll make sure you're dead!
>You're fine mang,don't worry too much about it.
l mean
One can also post on 4chan
Where the game is happening
>>3747237
I'd care if any of my co-workers were getting abused by patients.
>>3747262
I know, but some people just don't look at the threads. This is kind of a way to get those people in too so we have more UIDs.
>>3747264
Mikan's an exception, she's such lowly trash it's debatable if she's even human.
>>3747243
Oh SHIT that's the same slide
>>3747281
...Where are all of my belongings?
>>3747274
>not knowing about how spiteful nurses can be to defend other nurses
Dude, you must be fucking sheltered as shit
>A man walks in and starts passing around copies of a manga labelled "Pink Dark Boy," with a sticky note on the front saying "That'll be 2,000 yen."
>>3747281
Next time you should share the fish that we catch together and stuff like this wouldn't happen.
>>3747274
That's just like...your opinion man.
I'd work with Mikan tbqh. She seems to know more than most nurses I deal with.
>>3747281
Arena Event
>>3747306
GAH! THAT WAS DIRTY! YOU SCUM!
>>3747306
Miss, I would strongly advise you don't do th-
>>3747294
What the hell is a yen?
>>3747306
Good grief. This place is more dangerous than that castle I visited here bfore. At least there I don't have to deal with hurricanes.
>>3747306
Feast.
>>3747315
Japanese currency. I'm assuming by your appearance you're American, so it's only natural you wouldn't know that. Americans, as a species, are naturally ignorant.
>>3747294
I haven't seen money from Japan in 18 years kid, so don't expect payment from me, but thanks for the manga. It's been too long.
>>3747294
Pi-Pink Dark Boy? Ohhh, I love that Manga!
...Wh-What part was it on again...eight?
>>3747322
V I N O B O Y S
>>3747327
I don't even need this book or whatever it is you're handing me. Why don't you take you and your arrogance somewhere else?
WE
>>3747322
EXPLOSION
>>3747294
Yen? What's yen?
>>3747294
nigga I aint paying $17 for something I could get for half that at barnes & nobel
WUZ
>>3747359
I want to grab Shiny Chariot's Shiny rod
>>3747359
Make bets.
KANGZ
>>3747345
R E A L S H I T P O S T I N G H O U R S
>>3747377
My bet is that I shall win again!
>>3747332
Firstly, I'm no child. I'm a grown man.
Second, I, Rohan Kishibe, do not write manga for fame or wealth. I'm simply required to put a pricetag on them for widespread distribution. Take my manga and spread it to everyone you know. I want everyone to read my works.
>>3747341
>He nods and opens the front cover, signing "Rohan Kishibe" on the first page.
I'm glad to meet someone that can appreciate my works. Most of the people here haven't even heard of it.
You'd be right. I'm planning on making nine parts. You're enjoying it?
>>3747348
>He waves his hand.
No. You'll take that and read it. It doesn't matter to me if you can't pay, my manga was written to be read.
In exchange for not paying, you'll show that manga to twenty people. Make them read it.
>>3747361
Japanese currency.
Another American, I see, I'd expect no less. You can at least read Japanese, can't you? There're no English translations yet.
>>3747364
My works aren't sold in American bookstores. Seems like they have poor taste in literature.
>>3747377
Aww
>>3747377
>>3747370
Looks like it was just the right time to get out of there!
>>3747377
VINO
I
N
O
Vino will definitely win.
>>3747377
They're all terrible.
>>3747388
Can't say I can, man, it'd be a lie for the most part. Except for a couple of video games from Japan
>>3747388
>he looks at the manga and then tears it in half
>>3747388
Ohh, so you're some kind of big time mangaka? Sorry but I'm kinda out of the loop in this kind of stuff.
>>3747377
Classic Vino.
>>3747388
Ye-Yes, I've been reading ever since part 4, I-Its really good and I-Its only been getting better.
I-I'd love to buy one...si-since I really need to catch up, bu-but I don't have any money on me...so-sorry Mister Rohan...
>>3747417
What an idiot...I don't see why you fools wanted him to win.
>>3747417
Ayyy congratulations you're not a real person so you're not a real winner.
>>3747432
This was a trainwreck I'm going to swallow my bottle of pills. Fuck all of you.
Hayate has arrived!
>>3747435
What the fuck are you doing
>>3747440
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3747404
Of course not.
>He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose in annoyance.
Why are we required to learn English, yet Americans aren't required to learn Japanese? It's ridiculous.
Regardless, keep the volume.
Give it to someone that can read it.
>>3747406
How dare you?!
These manga are my life's works! You haven't even read the first page!
Do you want to spend the rest of eternity beating yourself over the head with a brick?!
>>3747407
That would be correct.
I've written the best-selling manga to ever grace Japan. I'm truly a legend among mangaka.
>>3747426
I don't see why that matters.
I, Rohan Kishibe, do not create manga for fame or for wealth.
The only reason I write manga is to weave creative and interesting stories into the minds of my fans.
If you can't supply money, I only ask that you show my manga to your friends that possibly haven't read it yet.
>>3747435
I see.
This doesn't concern you, but thank you for the money.
>>3747443
>He gives you a copy of Pink Dark Boy.
>>3747440
Thanks for the thing, man.
>>3747443
The who or what?
>>3747440
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>3747461
I'd prefer not to, thank you for asking.
>>3747461
The heck is this?
>>3747464
Hayate Kurogane!
>>3747461
I always thought that the english learning thing was because a lot of the planet speak the language thanks to england or something. I dunno, I didn't pay attention in class
>>3747461
I'm not sure if you're confident right now or just simply big-headed. Well I just have to find that out by reading this thing, right?
>>3747477
Doesn't ring a bell, not even the slightest.
>>3747461
Oh, th-thank you very much mister Rohan.
I-I don't really have any friends...bu-but I could show it to people who can stand me, I-I'm sure they'd appreciate it...
>>3747489
Well now you have!
>>3747495
Yes, now I have, but that wasn't a hard task because you're quite the loud mouth, missy. You're a miss, right?
>>3747470
>He raises his pen into the air and begins to draw something. It becomes clear that in less than half a second, a full-form figure had been traced onto thin air from his brush. Aside from that, though, nothing happens. He seems surprised.
Why is it not..?
..!
Are you another one of those.. Damn robots?
>>3747477
My manga.
That'll be 2,000 yen.
>>3747485
It doesn't matter how much of the world speaks English. I put in the work to learn this idiotic language, and foreigners should in return.
>>3747489
Of course. Read it, and you'll understand that my praise for my own skill is completely justified. I guarantee that you've never read anything as well-crafted as my works.
Show it to everyone you know. Spread my manga as far as you can.
That is a personal request from Kishibe Rohan himself.
>>3747491
Good. Maybe the shared love for my manga among people will bring friends to you.
My works have been known to change lives, after all.
>>3747507
It only took three times but someone finally got it right on the first go.
>>3747508
What's it about?
>dusts za bito
>>3747508
>he smiles
That's one way to say it, but yes, I am.
I want to plow Mikan Tsumiki.
>>3747508
You know I was never really into these things. I always thought it was stuff for the NEET shut-in's, but I can give it a try when I have the need to sit on the not so royal throne.
>>3747518
Your voice made me remember a monster queen's mating call, so that's why I was sure about you being a girl, missy.
>>3747440
Of course I only win while I'm away... Thank you for hosting! I'll let that, not a real person comment slide... Thanks.
>>3747539
Same...
>>3747551
Let's spitroast her, mane. Aint gay if dicks don't touch.
....U-unless you want to make it gay.
>>3747540
Monsters? Where?
>>3747294
What is this and why should I care?
Now's a good time.
>>3747556
Dicks don't normally touch when spit roasting
>>3747557
Not here, missy. Just as I said it made me remember, but what's with ignoring my little jab at you? Monsters are so important for you?
>>3747573
I mean, my dick's pretty long, f.am. Might reach the other side.
>>3747573
You can both push all the way in until the tips meet.
>>3747518
Each individual part has a new story, each linked to each other.
You'll have to read it to find out.
>>3747534
Of course.
That doesn't matter.
I'll have my lawyers contact you for property damage.
>>3747540
Manga is for everyone. After all, you don't need to be a particular person to appreciate a good story, do you?
I'm sure you'll enjoy it. In fact, I one hundred percent assure you that you will.
>>3747558
My manga.
You should care because it's quite possibly the most well-written manga in existence. The example of what all other manga should strive to be.
>>3747556
...I'm gonna make it gay.
>>3747573
>He doesn't have a long enough dick that it touches his friends dick through a girls body.
Hows it going being a genetically inferior human?
>>3747576
No, but if monsters exist here I gotta beat 'em! Heroes fight monsters, right!
>>3747585
..okay, so what's it about?
>>3747589
>not getting the joke for an autistic anatomy lesson
What's next, you gonna claim you're a sex expert cause you knew that?
lets all gangrape Mikan
If we run out of holes we can just cut some more
>>3747592
Like I said, read it and find out.
The first part is about a boy and his new step-brother, and an ancient mask that alters their fates.
>>3747603
I'll have you know l have a phd in sexology
>>3747591
HOldo n famzilla. If we are touching eachother's dicks while we fugging a fat nurse, isn't it bisexual?
.....Damn.
>>3747585
You're right about that, but I'm the kind of man who's already experienced most things that usually happen in manga. Ever heard about the trapped in another world kind of stories?
>>3747592
That's the kind of passion that you usually see from young men, so I'm not even surprised others confused you with one.
>>3747604
>Fucking Leaves
>Doesn't look back
>>3747585
Right.
>he pulls out a report from his coat pocket and begins to review it, ignoring you
>>3747610
I'll read if id you don't make me pay for it.
>>3747622
Hey! I'm a hero!
>>3747624
W-wait!
Sweetheart we're just kidding
>>3747624
>slaps ass
>>3747624
>stops
>drags back
Looks like meat is on the menu, boys!
>>3747633
Yes you are, missy. Now about monsters, if I remember well the the skeleton lord probably has some of those in his basement.
>>3747585
Uh-huh...
>he opens it and grimaces
Japanese, huh? Got it in in english? Or simplified chinese, even?
>>3747615
It's completely straight for us to touch dicks inside Mikan so long as we don't look each other in the eyes. Then if we look it's Bi.
And I'm gonna stare into your eyes bro.
>>3747648
You mean like the middle-aged lonely skeleton who gave me candy?
>>3747637
>Is fucking gone
>>3747644
>Is gone so ass doesn't exist
>>3747646
>Godmods so that you didn't actually drag her back
>>3747657
Well, I'm not sure how many skeletons are running around here, but we can find out if we're talking about the same pile of bones or not easily. Did he look like a fully decorated christmas tree?
>>3747622
I have. It's a cliche.
I guarantee you that you won't find a single cliche in my manga. It's written based on my own life experiences, or that of other, interesting people.
>>3747628
>He dials a number on his phone.
...Yes. Hello?
I'd like to file a report.
Someone broke into my home and ransacked my manga. Yes, I know who it was.
I'd like them sued for everything they have.
...Yes.
..Thank you. See you then.
>>3747633
You'll read it regardless of if I make you pay for it or not.
Everyone will, eventually. To avoid reading the most popular manga in existence is to avoid breathing.
>>3747652
There are Chinese copies, yes.
I'll make sure to bring you one tomorrow.
Have 2,000 yen or its equivalent in whatever.. "Currency' you use.
>>3747653
Mate, forget the fat piggy. Let me give you a good ol bareback. I'll even give you a reacharound AND a donkeypunch.
>>3747668
So it's one of those based on real events stories? I'm not sure if reading a manga about a mangaka would be that entertaining.
>>3747668
>he continues to review the report
>>3747667
Kinda, he whore a big robe and walked around with a gold staff!
>>3747668
I never heard of it!
>>3747658
>Also godmods
>drags you back
>>3747682
That's him! We're talking about the same person, well remains of a person. He has some nasty things in his castle and also some really decent food
>>3747671
But that would be pretty gay mate.
And rude to Mikan.
>>3747688
>Godmods harder then you
>Doesn't get dragged back
>>3747693
He cheated so I wouldn't win and then gave me candy!
>>3747696
>Implying godmode works
>Not using noclip
Idiot.
>>3747676
What if I told you that the fourth part is an actual retelling of the time I found, exposed and defeated a super-powered serial killer?
>>3747680
Hear that?
My lawyers are coming for you.
Prepare all of your money, because it'll be mine momentarily.
>>3747682
Of course you haven't. You're not from my world.
>He points at the book in your hands.
Read it. If you don't enjoy it, I won't make you pay.
>>3747668
Twenty dollars, then. I've spent more on research journals, anyway. Plus the demon's idea about reading for pleasure rather than research is actually pretty good
>>3747695
MIKAN IS GONE, MANE. WE NEVER GET TO MARINATE HER PURDY MOUTH AND GIANT ASS VAGINA WITH OUR MANJUICE.
>>3747696
>Godmods to the max
>drags you back
>fucks
>>3747717
>Takes your advice
>Turns on noclip
>Flys the fuck out of here
>>3747720
Of course. My works are meant to be enjoyed, not read as a chore.
I'm sure that you'll be hooked by the first page.
>>3747721
That's....pretty fucked up.
>>3747714
I really didn't expect that from him. He looks like the kind of guy who would suck out your soul and sell it to the devil.
>>3747718
I'd say that you just spoiled the ending of your own story.
>>3747737
>Nocliped out of your Grasp
>is fucking gone
>>3747718
Oh? I'm sorry, I don't have any money with me. I deposited all the caps into SRB storage.
>>3747742
Nothing more fucked up than the usual shit going on here.
.....
......
....So we gonna fuck or what?
>>3747741
>Reads the first page
This sucks. I'll be watching Strike Witches.
>>3747718
Okay!
>Sucker!
>>3747747
He was trying to appease my wrath!
>>3747749
>Also noclips
>beats you with the flat of my katana a billion times
>you are dead
>you like this
>>3747741
So who are you anyway?
>>3747763
Yes, I can see that, missy. I'm sure he was about to fall apart from shaking because of the fear.
>>3747747
What's your source nig?
>>3747758
>Dissing Pink Dark Boy for Strike Witches
>Having this much shit taste
>Not appreciating Rohan-Samas hard work
>>3747774
>Re: Zero
>>3747749
>holy fucking shit, that's an actual shiv
>>3747757
But that's like...gay...I'm not gay.
>>3747768
>Noclipping into a person thats already noclipping
You are literally just flying through each other with godmode on, you are basically invincible and can't hurt each other.
>>3747747
Well of course the protagonist has to win. If the antagonist wins, it spoils the entirety of the story. Everything you've just read would be for naught.
It's not the fact that the protagonist wins that makes a story, it's how they win.
>>3747755
"Caps?"
Never in my life have I heard the word "caps" as currency.
Where are you from again?
>>3747758
Your taste in manga and anime is garbage.
Strike Witches is the most trashy piece of shit I've ever read in my life.
Leave my presence.
>>3747770
Rohan Kishibe. Professional manga-artist, and well-known throughout Japan, China and Italy. If you're from outside of those places, I don't doubt that you wouldn't know me.
>>3747773
Of course he was, I was about to unleash my special attack!
>>3747768
>No clip is on
>You go through me
>Also has godmod on
>you don't hurt me
>Still flies away completely unhurt
>You like this
>>3747781
But you let the spider fug you with her pedophiles. If that isn't gay, then what is?
>>3747789
>Doesn't care
>still kills mikan anyway
Heh
Test
>>3747791
The Commonwealth. Seeing as how you referred to America as something intact, I'd assume you know it as Boston, Massachusetts.
I wanna stick my dick in that loli ninja
>>3747791
I'm from the united states, though I do have a summer home in china
>>3747801
>Hacks you and turns your noclip and godmod off
>beats u to death
heh
>>3747791
But the fact that you're alive proves there won't be any heroic sacrifice at the end. I was looking forward for something like that. Well not like I'm that pumped to read this thing.
>>3747796
Special attack? You're starting to become scarier as the moments pass, missy. If I make you angry you'll do the same to poor me?
>>3747824
>Wakes up
>It was all a computer simulation
>Is completely unharmed
>I like this
>>3747805
>Bans you for cheating
>Respawns Mikan
>Writes "sv_cheats 0" in console
>You can't go use cheats anymore
>>3747803
It's not gay it's just experimenting
>>3747836
>kissus
>>3747836
>Offers nurse-chan hot coco and cookies.
>>3747825
Not so long as you don't get in my way!
>>3747850
>Takes the Kissu like a champ
>>3747856
>Doesn't die because plot
>>3747857
>Drinks the hot coco
>Eats the cookies
>You like this
>I like this
>>3747836
>tfw this is canon
Except you're dead which is a good thing
Frankie is not for sexual
>>3747839
Still fucking gay, man. But hey, I'd let a spidergirl with huge tits fug me aswell.
>>3747856
>Divides 0 by 0
>We all fucking die
>There is nothing left at all
>>3747812
Oh, that garbage dump of a state.
I assume "caps" is just another slang term for the American dollar.
I hate dealing with your paper currency. It all looks the same.
>>3747822
What an odd choice of home locations.
Surely China is one of the last places I'd want to visit during the summer.
>>3747825
Of course there are heroic sacrifices. There are deaths, and there are plenty of heart-wrenching moments.
You'll truly feel sad for my favorite character, Rohan Kishibe, as he lives through his childhood memories while trying to find the killer.
It's a fan favorite.
>>3747866
Except none of them die, funny thing too, Both HOPEMAN and Mikan have a higher chance of waking up then everybody else because they know who they actually are.
>>3747860
>The knight gets in her way
So I'm about to be annihilated now, missy?
>hosts a game
>first 24
>you like this
>>3747881
Actually, no. We use physical bottle caps.
>>3747891
Alabama st. Elmos fire
>>3747892
>shoves a garden gnome up your ass
>I like this
>>3747891
Bump My Shit Up F.a.m
>>3747883
Wh-
Do you know how dangerous that is?
>>3747891
Kurogane Hayate
>>3747881
Ohh? It must feel really good that you get praised both as an author and as a character in your own creation. Not like fame matters anyway.
>>3747882
Except they're comatose. They don't have a better chance of waking up just because they knew what they are, that just means they had knowledge, which doesn't help the fact that they're in a possibly eternal coma.
>>3747881
It's in the mountains with an amazing view. Of course, the term summer's not entirely true. It's more like I stay there whenever the hell I want
>>3747871
It's not gay...It's just she makes me wear a dress sometimes...
>>3747891
Rohan Kishibe
>>3747891
Izaya Orihara
>>3747918
You cute super fucking cute kawaii anime in a dress....
>>3747891
Newton Knight
>>3747891
Jack Spicer
>>3747904
>From inside his ass
WHAT IS UP DRAMA ALERT NATION, THIS IS YOUR HOST, KIIILLLLLER KEEEEMSTAAR.
>>3747891
Aldebaran
>>3747910
No. That's why I'm testing you, missy. Are you going to smite this man for being a little annoying?
>>3747891
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3747891
X7-10
>>3747891
Envy
>>3747891
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3747904
>doesn't exist
>has no ass to shove things up in
>you shove it up your own ass
>I like this
>>3747891
King Kaito the preoccupied
>>3747891
Connor
>>3747891
Classy Raven
>>3747891
Chaika Trabant
>>3747891
Vic Viper
>>3747934
from the thumbnail it looks like a rare pepe
>>3747891
Eggman-kun
>>3747936
>I'M YOUR HOST
FTFY
>>3747891
Futaba
>>3747891
Endo
>>3747941
Of course not!
Hayate is super mature!
>>3747915
Cept they do, they have a 1.0 chance of waking up compared to the other Ultimate Despairs or some shit.
>>3747891
Angel Starr
>>3747954
4u
>>3747891
boattits
>>3747891
Iida Tenya
>>3747891
a tiger
>>3747949
>>doesn't exist
kill yourself Cirno
>>3747957
>Really now?
>>3747962
Th-Thanks.
>>3747978
iiya
>>3747891
Iida Tenya
>>3747897
Your country is so uncivilized that you've devolved to using bottle caps as currency?
>>3747914
Of course fame doesn't matter, it's only an added bonus. Though, of course it's nice. Who doesn't love to be praised for their hard-earned talent?
>>3747916
The mountains?
Any chance those mountains have a demon lurking inside?
I bought a mountain range like that before.
>>3747992
Hold him down he's got out (you)'s!
>>3747972
Is that true? If so Hopeman's bound to wake up. Kodaka needs to stop smoking and write something sensible for once.
>>3747997
Liya Tenda
>>3747971
>The knight flicks her forehead
Good. Looks like I have much to learn from you about that regard, missy. Also you should stop going around talking about using secret powers on others, it'll get you in trouble.
>>3747992
I only have a limited amount of those things and you do this? How am I going to eat anything today?
>>3747997
>iiya
What did he mean by this?
>>3747929
..What?
>>3747992
>Gives a (you) back
>>3747976
Image, grateful.
>>3747992
Shocking Truth!
>>3748001
A nuclear war tends to devolve things fairly quickly.
>>3748001
Hard-earned talent? I think you messed up there, pal. You don't earn talent, you're born with that thing, but you can always earn skill by working for it.
>>3748009
Of fucking course HOPEMAN is going to wake up, he'll be the main antag of DR3, fucking quote me.
>>3748016
I WANT TO FUCK YOU IN YOUR TIGHT PUCKER WHILE YOU ARE DRESSED AS A GIRL.
>>3748011
Watch it! You might still incur my wrath!
>>3748037
Uh...
>Runs
>>3747997
What?
>>3748019
A nuclear war?
When did this happen?
I didn't hear of any war.
>>3748026
Of course not.
I, Rohan Kishibe, have succeeded skill.
It's a talent. I've earned the talent of writing manga.
>>3748038
You'll be the one who's most probable to incur someone's wrath and I'm sure that's going to turn out as one hell of a show.
>>3748032
Junko will somehow become the antag of D3
>>3748054
>grabs
>drags away
>>3747992
>Steals the (You)'s
>Hosts Unlimited games
>Needs new tributes
>You like this
>>3748055
i want to suck your cock
>>3748001
Only demon I can think of in my world is Mala Mala Jong, and he's not really lurking, so to speak
ofh
>>3748061
>Implying it won't be Junk-O Merged with HOPEMAN
I wish it was just Komeda, but they just aren't letting Junk-O The Queen Sue fucking die.
>>3748058
No way! I'm much to adorable to incur anyone's wrath!
>>3748067
...what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>3748056
Ahooooy! I think you're starting to get lost in your own speeches! There's no way to learn talent.
>>3748056
October 23, 2077. Perhaps that's a bit into the future for you.
>>3748084
I'm not going to go around calling little girls adorable, but I can call you a little annoying. That's almost as good.
>>3748032
>Nagito
>Villain
Nah, he was always on the side of Hajime, even in the 5th class trial he was actually hoping the Remnants of Despair would win, because he believed that to overcome the amount of despair they had was to become the ultimate hope. He's too stuck in his values to be a villain.
>>3748062
>Dodges
>Runs out of your sight
>>3748076
I miss Mion. And Kyoko. And Ultron.
>>3748107
I miss most of ofh posters
>>3748070
Admittedly, buying an entire mountain wasn't the best idea I've ever had in my life.
I'm stuck staying at a friend's house until my next paycheck.
>>3748088
Of course there is!
I, Rohan Kishibe, have become so good at my job, that it's developed as a talent!
>>3748093
Yes, 78 years into the future, in fact.
You traveled back in time?
>>3748116
Probably all still around with secret avatars
>>3748107
I miss Kuuko.
>>3748128
Kuuko?
I miss Wriggle
Are there any worthwhile shounen?
>>3748119
I think you have a few loose screws in your brain next to all that skill you got for yourself.
>>3748119
I've noticed with many people here that time doesn't exactly work normally in the Arena. A bit too complicated to get into.
>>3748151
Naturo Ball Piece
>>3748151
Maybe Hunter x Hunter.
>>3748128
>>3748131
See? She's even flatter than I am!
I miss Kana
Evens: Sleep
Odds: Shitpost
Dubs: Host a slick meme game.
>>3748151
Luck and Logic is pretty good.
>>3748151
Full metal alchemist
Jojo
>>3748174
Fuck...I don't wanna sleep...It's only 3 am...
>>3748174
Odds assist.
>>3748170
Kuuko?
>>3748181
JoJo isn't Shounen anymore fampai.
