/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Planet Earth is Blue Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Pearl is best gem
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Would you rather rape Jasper or have her rape you?
What's your favourite music genre, or subgenre? Mine's prog.
>>372388
Prog what?
Horrible thread edition, please delete and make a new one OP.
>>372135
Where is the rest of this image?
:^o
>>372373
Pearl is so cute.
>>372402
DUDE
>>372402
DUDE WEED LMAO
Kill yourself, degenerate.
>>372358
AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
>12 posts
>9 IPs
Who are these samefagging LOSERS?
>>372402
JUST
>no "TUMBLR" spammers
>/trash/ moderation responds to reports
>can make new threads at image limit without waiting for page 10
>18+ image posting is allowed but generally not spammed
>thread quality's jumped
Did /sug/ die? Is /trash/ really heaven?
Oh wait, we're still on hiatus.
>>372402
Dank thread?
>>372401
Wheres that from
>>372425
>>/trash/ moderation responds to reports
How so?
>>372409
>>372411
lols
>>372415
THOUGH I'M PAST ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES
Lapis is a card carrying member of Densa.
>>372402
That Ruby and Sapphire shit cracked me up. The thought of them not knowing if they are actually fused is hilarious
Hi! My name is- Huh? My name is- Who? My name is- Sh- Shicka- Sardonyx!
>>372448
No
>>372457
>desu
>>372442
I'M FEELING VERY STILL
>>372402
>ask friends for a marijuana contact
>get the name of the dealer
>report the dealer to crime stoppers
>just got a $450 reward check in the mail because he was dealing other drugs as well and was given a 3-year sentence
>act pissed off at friends that they gave me the number to someone being arrested
>>372457
That will never sit on your face.
Whoever got me going on the SU Eminem thing is gonna regret it in a few minutes
Amethyst ate all the cookie cats and got a wicked bad tummy ache.
>>372478
Good job turning in that disgusting vermin.
>>372409
>>372411
Guess im posting more dank ayy lmaos just for you.
>>372468
She isn't smart.
>>372475
AND I THINK MY SPACESHIP KNOWS WHICH WAY TO GO
>>372497
Kek hurry i gotta sleep soon.
>>372506
I disagree.
Reminder this exists:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/66344791/Moonbase%20Oddity/Moonbase%20Oddity.mp3
>>372512
TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER VERY MUCH, SHE KNOWS
>>372523
Why?
>>372542
I fucking hate this artist's Lapis.
>>372498
Those were for Steven you stupid bitch.
Where mah gang at?
>>372567
Your preference is wrong.
So how would Stevonnie, Garnet or anyone bear Homeworld's ability to stop all momentum and throw them away or slam them into whatever they want? It doesn't seem like something the Crystal Gems can prepare for and can easily subdue them all provided there's a Homeworld gem for each Crystal Gem.
>>372619
>bear
*beat
Oops.
>>372567
>implying pic related isn't great
>>372542
I do not agree with your assertion that Lapsi is stupid.
>>372626
The artist just made Lapis an edgy sarcastic bitch. I get that Lapis has next to no canon personality, but for the artist to just insert her own unlikable personality is a bad move.
>>372626
Smart ass bitch Lapis is my favorite.
>>372518
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Steven Universe please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Steven Universe please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you've never seen a half Gem before,
jaws all on the floor like Pearl and Garnet just walked through the door and started whooping her ass worse than before, they first got divorced,
throwing her over gem towers
It's the return of the "oh wait no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Lapis Lazuli says
Nothing you idiots, Lapis Lazuli's dead, she's Malachite now (haha)
Geminest women love Steven U
*chicka chicka* "I'm sick of him, walking around grabbin his you know what
flickin the you know who"
"Yeah but he's so cute tho"
Yeah I probably got a couple screws up in my head loose
but it's no worse than what's going on inside Ruby's bedroom
Sometimes I just wanna get on the megaphone and let loose
but I can't but it's cool for Vidalia to hump a saw-tooth
my gem is on your lips, my gem is on your lips,
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little gems and expect them not to know how to metamorphosis a clit
Of course they're gonna know how to fuse with force by the time they crash from space, they know the end of Jailbreak, don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us half gems who heal other gems up and restore their hope
Well if mom can hump these animals and make mammals
There's no reason that a gem and another gem can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Pearls wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Steve Universe, the real Steve Universe
all you other Steve Universe's are just imitating
so won't the real Steven U please stand up?
Please stand up?
I feel like I could've done better but it's 3 am here, don't judge me.
>>372644
But she's not a smart ass in that. She's just being an insufferable asshole abusing the infinite patience Steven has to be a dick while contributing nothing.
>>372649
Anyone got more of Pearl with baby Steven?
>>372649
Okay I'm crying anon
10/10
>>372498
good
guess we got to get our asses up and go get more cause some walking garbage disposal decided to eat the only thing Steven loved to eat
>>372649
>Sometimes I just wanna get on the megaphone and let loose
>but I can't but it's cool for Vidalia to hump a saw-tooth
I forgot how good most of Eminem's stuff is.
>>372678
Most of the stuff I can find is sad.
Eminem sucks the chrome off of a '57 Chevy bumper.
>:^)>
Dammit /sug/ I wanted to take a comfy bath but there's no water again. ;_;
>>372649
Holy fucking shit anon, that took some commitment
someone cap this
>>372649
fukn 10/10
>>372628
If anyone in this show is stupid, it's her. She is endlessly entertained by fart jokes, she capitulates to authority figures, she thought she could reach another celestial body simply by building a tall enough tower, and she chose an eternity of rape under the sea instead of just letting the CG beat Jasper up.
>>372718
thats why you shower together, so everyone can enjoy!
>>372678
>>372649
What do I need to have in order to be able to enjoy this?
my earliest memory was a plaid couch
>>372649
I don't listen to black people music.
>>372727
Man, how the fuck did she travel in space with wings made of water?
>>372678
mainly only have sad/bad Pearls, but I got this
>>372739
4 real nigga injections over the course of 2 weeks
>>372739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7KEuKKuuas
this, I guess
>>372739
A human soul.
Who's Slim Shady?
>>372678
>>372745
>eminem
>black people music
I've never even seen a black person listen to shady
>>372751
>>372757
I tried to listen to it while playing the song, but it didn't work. Did I need to have previous experience with the song?
>>372718
>Again
Where do you live where that's a regular problem?
![38 - The Test.mp4_snapshot_03.09_[2015.09.13_10.04.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HJm4iri.jpg "38 - The Test.mp4_snapshot_03.09_[2015.09.13_10.04.48].jpg")
>>372757
Surely everyone heard that song a million times back in the day that they don't need to be reminded of it.
>>372748
She is equipped with an Alcubierre drive.
Also maybe there is another galaxy warp in the solar system.
>>372649
>and that's the message that we deliver to little gems and expect them not to know how to metamorphosis a clit
I need to lie down
>>372779
That's the joke.
>>372727
Lapis does not think rationally under pressure.
>>372731
But I live with my grandpa, I'm not into that.
>>372790
Spicland, in an apartment complex originally built by the government in the 80's, so you can picture the quality of the facilities. Yay for the student life!
>>372649
It's not really too funny until you imagine Steven's voice actually rapping it and him in the music video.
Steven with bleached blonde hair and a wife beater when?
>>372718
Try an ice bath, keeps the blood pumping. They're definitely an acquired taste but they can be refreshing.
>>372741
I'm not good with tactile memory. Mine's a pair of corduroy overalls I had when I was two or three.
>>372814
>But I live with my grandpa, I'm not into that.
Well that's just being selfish. Have you asked your grandpa whether he's into it?
>>372831
Ah, I don't even have a baththub, it's just that in spanish "bath" is used both for shower and tub bath.
>>372785
>>372805
For some reason that pic reminds me of Alana from Saga.
>>372678
>>372858
>>372678
>>372857
Don't post it on Reddit.
Christ's sake, nobody post it on Reddit.
>>372868
Wrong pic, whatever, it's a party.
>>372858
>>372868
>4u
>>372847
Is there more of this?
>>372883
>>372649
Because no one else did it
>>372873
Seconded please don't put me on reddit twice in like two days
>>372873
What if I give it a really shitty title so no one will upvote it, preventing people viewing the front page from seeing it and preventing someone else from posting it?
>>372891
>using tomorrow
eggy
>>372891
>21 minutes ago
Fucking kill yourself redditshitter. Never take screenshots of 4chan posts with that enabled.
>>372748
a broad understanding of aerodynamics
>>372894
Bits made new pearl, holy shit its cute as fuck.
>>372906
Not him, but why exactly is this an issue? Just because you want to know the date?
>>372875
>>372917
That's nice but why are you tagging me
Sir I believe there's been a mistake
>>372678
>>372929
>>372927
Yes. The date is important.
>>372923
Well then let them do whatever the fuck they want; it's not like we can prevent someone from posting it over there, stop acting all "muh sekrit club"
>>372938
Oh I thought i deleted that. Just wanted a quickly post.
>>372941
I would ask why, but I'm just gonna leave it at that and take your word for it
>>372939
>>372940
>>372962
>>372958
It's all good senpai
SCHLLP
>>372967
Really, how is Pearl to know when a child is too old for you to watch them sleep?
>>372949
There are literally zero downsides to a muh sekrit club attitude.
am I doing it right?
>>372949
>stop acting all "muh sekrit club"
Every time a 4chan post hits the front page, /co/sug/ threads get shitted up for a few hours. It's a reoccurring pattern. We're separate chunks of the same fanbase and it's better if we're not mashed together.
Site-nationalism and fanbase segregation preserves website, board, and thread culture for all involved. There's nothing wrong with it.
>>372979
Not too many upsides though. Usually when a redditor actually gets interested enough to come here they're scared off nearly immediately. Also, it's hard for anyone who doesn't browse often to even find the /trash/can here.
>>372974
and bellyrubs!
>>372978
when theyre old enough to tell you its a little weird
>>372978
There's this thing called Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
>>372965
I love the idea of Pearl meeting baby Steven for the first time, thinking of Rose, and a moment later being utterly repulsed by the various biological functions of human babies.
I want a flashback, dammit!
>>373008
This is why we need more Greg episodes.
>>373000
>wanting more people here, especially from reddit
>>>/reddit/
![13 - So Many Birthdays.mp4_snapshot_03.50_[2015.08.27_07.27.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2y2UgCe.jpg "13 - So Many Birthdays.mp4_snapshot_03.50_[2015.08.27_07.27.46].jpg")
>>372997
Good thing we aren't on /co/, then!
I want Lapis to cut my neck and stop just before it's fatal!
>>372994
nefurr furrget
>>373024
same!!!
>>373000
What's your point? We want fewer people here, and we only want the right people. Eugenics for imageboard dynamics is a good thing.
>>373036
>>372649
Boy I can't wait to post this on reddit and get a bunch of upvotes!!! :^)
>>373000
>>372997
I was generally on late night /co//sug/ threads because of my work schedule. Hadn't found these threads here until about a week ago.
>>373051
Been enjoying you guys for a while and I can tell who are the ones who have stuck around.
Secret club stuff is no good though, defeats the purpose of these boards because then your speaking with specific people everyday and not anons.
>>373081
Reddits dumb anyways.
>>373103
What is with all the baby Steven and Pearl pics?
>149 posts
>18 IPs
Holy shit get a life
>>373103
Fuck got class in 5 hours.
Good night /sug/.
>>373136
>>372678
>>373162
That Steven scares the shit out of me.
>>373180
How so?
>>373146
Same, all these single mom pearl pics, heh.
Okay last attempt, Cleaned up Pearl a lot.
I think I'm getting better but I'm pretty slow.
I tend to give up when I get stuck, kinda hard to get motivated lately.
>>372917
I love bit's pearl!
Good night.
Any one have pics of the Crystal Gems and Steven in different clothes?
>>373250
>>373260
First post didn't link for some reason.
>>373267
>>373281
>>373250
>>373286
>>373293
>>373299
>>373305
>>373321
>>373327
>>373329
>>373217
Just keep working on your art, you'll get better the more you draw.
>>373250
I got some more of Steven.
>>373333
>>373347
Kewl!
>>373347
And I forgot to choose a file.
>>373352
>>373349
You know, that's a pretty sensible club.
>>373217
Are you me? As soon as I get stuck and see that what I'm drawing sucks I delete the whole thing and take a nap.
>>373349
>>373349
Wait, what's the club with free snacks and tea.
>>373250
>>373373
>>373363
I would join.
>>373379
>>373384
I think it was Pearl's fencing club.
>>373267
I still haven't seen a single image of Amethyst using her whip for S&M
>>373394
>>373394
So the clubs are the standing against a wall club, the get punched in the face and ribs club and the get stabbed in the chest but you get free sandwiches and tea club?
>>373424
>>373410
I remember there was one image where Peridot was enjoying being tied by Amethyst, who looks confused.
>>373434
Yep
>>373447
>>373450
>>373455
>>373460
>>373447
This is the closest I've got.
If anybody has the whip one, feel free to share it. I need to fantasize|probably masturbate to something.
>>373460
>yfw Steven had to RIP AND TEAR the judges to win that HUGE trophy
>>373465
>>373447
>>373470
This one?
>>373477
Or this one?
>>373473
Yeah look at Amethyst we need more Sexy Outfits!
>>373473
need more nurse pearl.
>>373485
>>373489
Hot Nurse Pearl
>>373485
>amethyst takes care of you win sexy outfit
>she an bearable tease but actually is taking care of you because you're really are under the weather.
>she doing a great job too.
Confused boner is funny.
>>373473
>>373477
Was thinking of that one>>373480
>>373508
>>373485
>>373489
>yfw Connie and Steven fight side by side against YD along with CG's
>yfw Connie delivers the killing blow
>yfw YD explodes like a concussion grenade, knocking Steven unconscious.
>yfw Connie follows him around days after he recovers, yet doesn't seem to interact with the Gems
>Connie's birthday a week later
>"Hey Pearl, what did you get Connie for her birthday?"
>"You know, you've been to mine! Balloons, clowns, people you've never met giving you presents?"
>"...Steven, where do you think we are?"
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHlf08yTPiU[/spoiler]
I heard you faggots like Stevonnie for some reason that isn't porn.
>>373514
>>373485
>>373537
>>373536
That is Amazing!
>>373541
>>373536
hahaha holy SHIT
>tfw I like both Undertale and Steven Universe
Who here /doubletumblr/?
>>373548
>>373562
>>373557
Why?
>>373552
What the bloody hell is that thing?
>>373557
Nice revenant pic, you know they have jetpacks now?
>>373572
Because I like shows and games where gruff white guys aren't the stars, and women and people of color can be represented equally.
But in all seriousness, I love the music in both.
>>373557
Alphys best girl fuck the haters.
>>373497
Thanks mate, my OCD was finally useful.
>>373569
>>373575
If Steven and Connie and babby, hypothetical child would be a mini stevonni or 'steboni' who is hyperactive monkey who gets in cute kids trouble and blah blah blah, adventure.
>>373594
>>373595
So it's Goku as a chick?
>>373586
Sadly I don't see any replay over the years to come. Music seems legit though.
>>373603
hmm, I guess. It fun and cute and I want to brush her hair. That's all I care about
>>373591
Is there a link to where I can download all of this from you?
>>373602
>>373557
aaaaaaaaaaaaayyy
>>373631
>>373642
>>373623
Well, all the images are clumped into a fuckhuge folder called "SU" and tagged with XnView (I don't even know if it embeds the tags on the images or has a separate database), so uploading would be kind of a problem. Besides, it's not completed yet (you can see many categories with no elements) and I wouldn't feel comfortable providing you with some half-sorted mess.
>>373650
>>373631
Why do you think Pearl keeps getting in trouble with the law? Is it the only way she can see Garnet because she avoids her until she cleans up her act?
>>373663
>>373667
>>373678
>>373696
>>373699
>>373702
>>373485
>>373485
Bunnies
>>373709
>>373718
>>373485
here
>>373485
Swimsuits
>>373721
>>373485
Everyone
Pole dancer pearl when?
>>373732
>>373496
Steven and The Stevens!
