RWBY/RT Trash General #135: You came back to get your essay and walked in on futa Rubes choking her chicken. Now she's freaking out and her shirt's riding up enough that you can see cutting scars edition
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>>3652390
Well shoot
Previous Thread: >>>3632792
Sultan of Mistral just gave you the right to have a harem of three people. Who are you going to pick assuming they're willing and alive?
>>3652461
Port, Zwei, and Oobleck. We can go be mountain men and scare kids on camping trips.
>>3652390
>Where did Ruby get a chicken and why is she choking it?
>>3652390
>futa Ruby
that must mean Yang is a furry
I want Pyrrha to protect Jaune, violently!
I'm surprised that the Yangfags here aren't panicking at this
I'm a not even a yangfag and I'm slightly scared at this.
>>3652489
>Weiss never celebrates or even mentions her birthday
>They find it out from asking a nurse
>Oh god, oh god, it's today. Panic.
>The gang want to give her a homey experience like they've always had sans blake
>Ruby goes to vale and buys a chicken among other things
>Blood sausage, chicken marsala, and ramen with cranberry orange scones in a marscapone strawberry sauce for desert.
>Yang's making the family ramen and directing blake on making the scones
>Ruby's in charge of the blood sausage and chicken marsala
>Rubes face when Weiss is here and she's gotta not blow it.
>tfw gotta protect that smile
>>3652660
Shut up Barb
>>3652660
Jen knew Pyrrha's ultimate fate the moment they brought her on. Nothing's going to happen to Yang that Barb wouldn't know about.
>>3652660
Why should they? Now that she's worthless to her team they've all abandoned her like everyone else in her life. All the shit that can go down is pretty telegraphed.
Last time on RWBoY Bebop
>Arkos is a thing.
>Arkos sucks.
>Nah fuck off nigga.
>Whateva nigga this ain't even my whole night.
>Attention people. This is Greek Fire. This is a ship that exists. Isn't that fucking weird?
>Better than Arkos.
>Nah man fuck you these ship names are stupid.
>Then what do you suggest we call them?
>Fuck I don't know.
>HEY LAST TIME ANON, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA YOU GOT THERE FOR YANG SUFFERING. I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT.
>Go away.
>Stop it.
>You guys do realize he just wants attention, right?
>That asshole Last Time Anon is just gonna keep giving it to him, isn't he?
>Probably.
>White Knight is a shit ship for Weiss the same reason Arkos is for Jaune.
>No it's not.
>Yes it is.
>You're wrong.
>No, you're wrong.
>RE—
>Stahp it.
>what if penny started carrying around a laptop and called it her baby
>That's kawaii is fuck.
>Yeah, I don't hate penny anymore for the next 10 minutes.
>Agreed.
>Reese was a mistake.
>Arkos is the best ship in the franchise and everyone who disagrees is a troll :^)
>>This is bait
>No it's not! Here's some Arkos art featuring Pyrrha cheating on Jaune to demonstrate how strong the ship is.
>M E M E D R E A M
>YEAH M E M E Q U E E N OF THE M E M E D R E A M
>Will you people fuck off already?
>No :^)
>Hey everyone. Today is Monty's birthday.
>F
>F
>F
>:( F
>Man fuck Monty. Muhammad Ali's death was sadder even though he was an outspoken draft dodger jerk and let the Muslim Brotherhood take him for everything.
>F
>Grimm Waifu! Blessed Mojo!
>Cute!
>Truly Mojo is an aqua teen hunger force.
>THAT'S NOT HOW TUSKS WORK
>Fuck off faggot.
>Palcomix RWBY doujin!
>>He posted it again
>Blake is Shit. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I don't feel good today. This all you get.
>>3652710
Like, this show has on record bullshitted stuff mid-season, e.g: the Four Maidens were bullshitted up halfway through Volume 2.
>>3652727
I have an inkling (see, right here), as to what it might be telegraphed in the future, but I am curious to see what you might see.
>>3652797
>Muhammad Ali's death was sadder even though he was an outspoken draft dodger jerk
Fuck the draft though.
>>3652797
do people here still hate penny? if they do they need to fucking leave they're fucking stupid and i hate them all
>>3652727
Nora is gonna be a better Yang than Yang ever was anyways
>>3652940
I want penny to rest her head on my shoulder while we go on a long road trip
>>3652948
Sad as fug
>>3652991
How the fuck did you retrieve her head from that arena?
>>3653035
Walked? Remember vytal and the amity are a ways away. Once it wasn't getting more grimm airlifted in it'd be an easy mop up.
>>3652940
I love Penny
>>3652797
I'm thinking of writing something for this
But should I have Yang be the recpeiant of the milk?
Should I have Yang join in the milky fun?
Penny a okay shit
>>3652991
i want penny to ask me if i'm okay
>>3653055
>walked
>to a floating arena
>>3653072
No. You should have Yang be the primary cow.
Strapped into a milking machine while a line of Atlas students pays Neon one lien a pop to fuck Yang from behind while she moos like a cow.
>>3652797
My goal is to get in these.
So far so good.
>>3653072
Yes, I'd like to see that.
>>3653202
Too much Yang focus, this is a Neon story
>>3649947
I'm well aware of you pointing out the ripping off Final Fantasy stuff. It's why I included that in my post in the first place. Most people includes people outside of here, you know?
>>3653295
I suddenly want Jaune to die.
Horribly.
>>3653295
I thought Jaune couldn't sink any lower.
Then again I thought Pyrrha wouldn't die.
>>3653351
>Then again I thought Pyrrha wouldn't die
I can understand how people might have thought this back in volumes 1 and 2, but how could anyone not have seen that coming by volume 3?
>>3653489
Because I'm for Lancaster
>>3653489
A lot of people weren't aware of how edgy Monty was until after they took to the internet to bitch about Pyrrha's death.
>>3653489
DESU I was expecting at most a side character eating it permanently and Pyrrha taking a Henceforward route and getting coma'd or something, not outright vaporized.
>>3653351
How can you not. She's achilles, a 4-time tournament winner, and her semblance shits over nearly every other hunter. She couldn't have more death flags if you tried.
>>3653582
But who was Menelaus?
>>3653539
Explain further
If anything it always seemed like arkosfags were the ones deluding themselves otherwise, since they overestimated the importance of this ship and decided Pyrrha had to live so she could marry Jaune and have 20 kids
>>3653686
>Explain
Removing the love interest for Jaune so Pyrrha can build more of her character that isn't just someone who is in love with him.
I want to kiss your waifu.
Why is Weiss the best girl?.
>>3653983
>Best
Funny way to spell garbage.
I'm going to steal Weiss's tiara thing off her head and snap it in half.
How does Ruby wash her cape, does she hand wash it or machine wash it?
>>3652797
>Man fuck Monty. Muhammad Ali's death was sadder even though he was an outspoken draft dodger jerk and let the Muslim Brotherhood take him for ever
And?
Muhammad Ali's death was still sadder.
>>3654193
Definitely hand wash.
>>3652652
Pyrrha will keep Jaune safe!
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! REMNANT'S NEWEST CREATION!
>>3654193
SEX LMAO
>>3654297
I wonder if there's on Orange coloured girl in Remnant named after cheetos?
It must suck living there and not getting the cool names
>>3654329
What's Reese supposed to be?
>>3654205
I honestly didn't even know Monty died for like a week.
>>3654380
WEED LMAO
>>3654380
Cholera, the poop disease
>>3652797
In what universe is Monty's death mire significant than Muhammad Ali's?
>>3653351
I was expecting her to die later on by staying back to fend off evil so all the other heroes could get away. Not her being stupid and running back into a fight after disobeying both her leader/lover and Ozpin.
Alternatively something like this >>3653578
It would have been cool if she got hit by some kind of nasty magic that completely ruined her ability to use her semblance or something, then she is no longer some kind of combat god and would likely end up being outscaled by the other characters because they get a semblance, maybe even Jaune getting really close to her capability when he gets his semblance.
What would she serve?
>>3654457
Food and drinks.
>When the captcha is "click to verify once none are left"
>>3654457
Strawberries.
>>3653003
is that referencing that he can't impregnante pyrrha since she's dead
or is Pyrrha screaming into the void because she's dead so she can't get the Arc'D?
>>3653686
If Pyrrha lived Jaune would have ended up marrying someone else and she would have been his best man.
>>3654380
Probably one of these.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloris
>>3654497
>Death stopping Pyrrha
>Implying that by sheer force of will and love for Jaune she won't just come back to life
>>3654497
It's that Pyrrha's dead.
Which is a bit odd considering he should be protesting Jaune's plan to fuck him more.
>>3654297
Is this real?
>>3654504
Pyrrha may have been the worst thing to ever happen to Arkos; but if she lived she would've eventually got some, between Jaune slowly figuring shit out and Wingman of the Year, every year Nora
>>3654556
>Nora wingman
She was a shit wingman.
Can someone tell me what song the carnival theme in RWBY Chibi was based on?
>>3654582
Nora tried. She can't fix stupid.
>>3654556
>Jaune slowly figuring shit out
That probably would have hurt her chances more.
>>3654588
NO COOKIES
RUBY PREFERS STRAWBERRIES
DELETE THIS
>>3654697
>Ruby can't like both
We got a dingus in here
>Salem is literally controlling Cinder
>As in, Cinder's mind is hijacked
>Cinder eventually breaks free while fighting RNJR/RWBY
>Cinder is informed about what she was forced to do
>"I cant fix what I have done"
>Jaune mentions the maiden transfer bullshit
>Some bullshit with maiden power mixing with Pyrrha which ended up slightly mixing with Cinder allows her restore Pyrrha
>"Its the best I can do"
>>3654764
No.
>>3654764
No. She's got all her marbles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJn2LRWOgpU
>>3654764
>>3654764
The only pyrrha revival I'd have accepted would have been Weiss summons and faking pyrrha's personality the best she could. But she didn't get to mercy kill pyrrha so that's out.
>>3654764
No.
>>3654523
Yeeeup, limited trial run going on right now in southern california, might be seen elsewhere
http://www.theverge.com/tldr/2016/6/22/12005782/burger-king-mac-and-cheetos-mozzarella-sticks
>>3654879
Is anyone else thinking that fast food companies are catering to stoners these days?
>>3654205
>>3654442
I included it in there because the Anon brought up Muhammad Ali for literally no reason other to to say "Muhammad Ali died and that's worse" in a conversation about Monty in a thread that largely revolves around his FF fan-fiction waifu series.
It's just as out of place as going onto /sp/ and cutting into a Muhammad Ali discussion and saying "Hey. Muhammad Ali's death wasn't sad for me. You know who's death WAS sad though? Monty Oum."
>>3654764
gtfo
>>3654329
>Not wanting to be named Cool Ranch
>Not wanting to be named Nacho Cheese
>Not wanting to be named Mountain Dew
>>3654380
Probably Chlorine
>>3652727
>they've all abandoned her
Fuck you I'm still here
>>3652797
Why did the Resse was a mistake post make me laugh harder than the rest of this?
>>3654588
>sausage
>Implying
>>3654764
>>Salem is literally controlling Cinder
>>As in, Cinder's mind is hijacked
So literally Edea? Fucking shocking.
Well if they went that route, I wouldn't say I'd be surprised.
But I would have sworn Salem would have been the one that's possessed by the real big bad and then when she breaks free of the true evil's control ends up being a kindly matron woman that wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>3654940
Honestly, Cole Ranch sounds pretty rad
>>3654879
>Cuckafornia
How can such a shithole be so fucking valuable?
>>3654906
>I included it in there because the Anon brought up Muhammad Ali for literally no reason other to to say
That Monty's death was such a non event considering I go on RWBYg so often that it was odd I felt worse about that.
Did you read the post in question?
>>3654961
>Not having a strawberry sauce with your sausage
>>3654940
>Baja Blast
Coolest kid on the block
>>3654906
>I included it in there because the Anon brought up Muhammad Ali for literally no reason other to to say "Muhammad Ali died and that's worse"
Looking at the thread that wasn't what was said.
>>3655027
>Ruby will never get her beaver fever cured by Dr. Pepper.
>>3654764
You do realize how unbelievably bad that paints everyone involved as right?
>>3654623
Did Nora really do anything?
>>3655093
>Tainting best girl with Pyrhha
godawful and not even fitting in the slightest
>>3655093
>Pyrrha as mercy
>Not Jaune
>>3655168
She was telling Pyrrha to go give jaune the stamen. It was around the same time pyrrha gave him advice to go for it with weiss.
>>3654899
Oh for sure, with the slow but steady rate of legalization I'm postiive other places are going to follow Jack in the Box's lead and do something similar.
>>3655093
delete this please thank you
>>3655195
How does that warrent best wingman?
>>3655093
>Heroes never die
>They're just MIA
>>3655093
Pyrrha is Greek not Nordic! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>3655209
>>3655093
Pyrrha should be Pharah if anyone
But she'd be even better as Pharah's mom since she's dead
>>3655268
>not Neo
the fuck is going on?
>>3652797
>M E M E D R E A M E R S being told to fuck off
>In a Neon Katt themed thread.
Also you forgot when what if Jaune an Neon started dating.
>>3655195
Pyrrha was really just pathetic.
>>3655268
>Her mech is called Penny
Yes!
>>3654984
Yes. I read your post. That's why I included a satirical version of it. Note that most of what I type satire of what is often posted. Was...Was that not obvious?
I understand where you're coming from, but know that your reply stood out among many that replied to the "It's Monty's birthday post, pay respects" post because it was the only one that tried to be contrarian to what everyone else was responding with.
You're not the first person I've mocked during a last time post. You will not be the last. You are, however, the first person to get defensive over it... Which brings me a surprising amount of joy for reasons I simply can not explain. Even the Yang Suffering fag takes it with a grain of salt.
It's just a prank, bro.
>>3655343
>>3655254
>But she'd be even better as Pharah's mom since she's dead
Until we find out that she isn't.
She's most likely going to be included in the game as Sombra.
>>3655292
I can't really see Neo as any overwatch characters.
>>3655356
didn't mean to quote
>>3655369
I'm not complaining that you did though.
My RWBY Waifu and my Overwatchfu exchanging outfits?
How lovely!
>>3655343
I can't play the game anymore.
You win.
>>3655425
I understand White Rose.
Weiss and Ruby are really close BFFs. I get that.
But why the fuck do people ship Widowmaker and Tracer?
They're shown to utterly hate one another, and barely tolerate working with one another when on a team in game.
>>3655470
Lesbians.
>>3655470
>utterly hate one another, and barely tolerate working with one another
thats why
>>3655470
Hating one another means hate fucks
>>3655493
Hana's skin in the last panel looking very close to the shade used on the wall makes it look like a chunk of her body was blown off at first glance.
>>3655470
Why does anyone ship anything.
People still ship white rose even though Weiss wants the dick and people still ship bumblebee even though Blake has a record of dicks.
People will ship anything reason be damned.
DOES PENNY HAVE A PUSSY
>>3655602
TRACER CAN'T TAKE OFF THAT REACTOR THING ON HER CHEST. IT'S LITERALLY WHAT GROUNDS HER IN THIS TIMELINE.
THIS TRIGGERS ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3655627
>>3655637
No. Dr. Polendina wouldn't let her have another pet after she accidentally squished her pet cricket with a Penny hug.
I thought I stepped into an overwatch thread
>>3655519
That's not how that works.
>>3655638
Aura. I ain't gonna explain shit.
What's this guys name again?
>>3655705
melvin o'houlihan
>>3655713
That pikachu looks really happy
>>3655724
>to stop her from interfering with team boyfriend
Wouldn't the easiest way to do that be to put her in a relationship with one of them.
>>3655093
>Pyrrha as Mercy
>Jaune as Reinhardt
>Nora as Pharah
>Ren as Genji
>Ruby as Tracer
>Blake as Widowmaker
>Yang as Zarya
>Weiss as Symmetra
>>3655810
They don't even have to do that.
Yang just has to not do anything.
>>3655824
This is a goddamn mess
>>3655724
>>Miles trying to think of a way to kill off Yang to stop her from interfering with team boyfriend.
I can tell you exactly how this would work out.
>"Hey Barbara...We're killing Yang."
>"What? That's it? I'm done?"
>"Yup. We're gonna have Adam kill her."
>"Mmhmm...BURNIE! MILES AND KERRY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!"
>"MILES. KERRY. CUT THAT SHIT OUT OR YOU'RE FIRED."
>"Baaahhh, alright fine, bro."
>"Alright fine WHAT?"
>"...Alright fine...Sir."
>"Damn right Sir. I didn't help build this company just to be called "Bro" you little shits."
>"You're a reaaall bitch Barb."
>"Haha, yeah. So are you two."
>>3655824
>>Jaune as Reinhardt
>>Nora as Pharah
I think you mixed those two up .
>>3655810
Gotta kill off Yang so Ruby can hookup with Scarlet. Weiss is gonna hook up with Sage after Neptune gets killed off.
>>3655848
But what's the point of Team Boyfriend if they aren't Boyfriends?
YangXSage Jobbers belong together.
>>3655870
Is this a fanfiction you want to write?
>>3655869
All I could think of for Jaune was that he has a shield and supposedly a lot of aura.
Nora blows shit up. She would also work as Reinhardt. Who would Jaune be then?
>>3655724
>Overwatch has some nice girls
Mercy > Genji > D.Va > Tracer or gtfo
>>3655870
But that's not Ruby and Mr Schnee in a blizzard at a mountain cabin cliche..
>>3655913
>All I could think of for Jaune was that he has a shield and supposedly a lot of aura.
He's also the leader of JNPR.
Post yfw Faunus genocide
>>3655918
Genji isn't a girl m8
>>3655946
Age is only a number in the face of true love at first sight!
>>3655946
>It's the exact opposite. I don't want it to happen but I don't trust M&K farther than I throw them.
And it's probably not going to happen.
If Monty was alive it has more chance of happening.
>>3655866
Fucking christ that left a sour taste in my mouth
>>3655953
with that ass and garter belts on his legendary skin he might as well be
>>3655946
You really expect M&K to kill off Neptune? You're wrong anon, you trust them too much
>>3655425
>Not having Neon an Tracer race?
Or is the artist saving Lúcio an Neon?
>>3655952
>>3655470
I raised this exact issue like, two or three threads back.
Though I understand WHY, I just find it worrisome how far people will go for Foeyay.
>>3655952
>>3656098
Good Foe Yay is so good though.
>>3656124
>Faith and Buffy
Didn't they fuck a combined total of a shitload of men?
>>3655996
Genji's a robot, he can have whatever body he wants to have
>>3655824
>>3655824
Okay. Let me fix this a little.
>Jaune as Soldier: 76
Because Soldier 76 is the gate-way character for normies to ease into Overwatch. He's a blonde haired, blue eyed team leader with a firm grasp of tactics over flair and is probably going to fight until the day he dies.
Jaune is the normie that exists to help ease the audiance into the world of Remnant. He's a blonde haired, blue eyed team leader with a firm grasp of tactics over flair and is probably going to fight until the day he dies.
>Nora as Junkrat.
Now, you might be saying Reinhardt because "MUH HAMMER".
But no, that's wrong.
Junkrat is tiny, over powered, has a grenade launcher, seemingly brushes off explosions, and is constantly laughing like a madman over seemingly nothing.
Nora is tiny, over powered, has a grenade launcher, seemingly brushes off explosions, and is constantly laughing like a madwoman over seemingly nothing.
>Pyrrha as Reinhardt.
Reinhardt is tanky, primarily a melee fighter but capable of ranged attacks, and is the most likely to blindly charge into the enemy position without any idea what the fuck he's doing and die because he thought abandoning his blonde haired, blue eyed support character was a great fucking idea.
Pyrrha is tanky, primarily a melee fighter but capable of ranged attacks, and is the most likely to blindly charge into the enemy position without any idea what the fuck she's doing and die because she thought abandoning her blonde haired, blue eyed support character was a great fucking idea.
>>3656182
this is true
>>3655866
>"Mmhmm...BURNIE! MILES AND KERRY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!"
>>3656155
Faith's actress has said that Faith swung both ways and had a thing for Buffy. And the script for that one episode where Faith did the whole kiss on the forehead thing originally was supposed to be on the lips.
That said, yes. Although Buffy slept with a woman twice in the Season 8 comics.
>>3656258
>season 8
Holy shit I remember that now.
Wasn't Buffy basically told she was a shitty lesbian?
>>3656308
>Wasn't Buffy basically told she was a shitty lesbian?
Straight women tend to make shitty lesbians.
...At first.
>>3656202
Pyrrha isn't really tanky, she's not designed to absorb tons of damage.
She's more offense
>>3655952
But I like some of the faunus.
>>3656354
She's tanky because she knows how to deflect with her shield like a champ.
Reinhardt is tanky for the exact reason.
Remove his shield and he goes down just as quickly due to him being a big, easy target.
>>3656384
>Pyrrha is a big easy target
Emotionally maybe
>>3656356
>Neon raves, takes drugs and drinks to suppress her PTSD
Who has the better face?
>>3656308
If I remember correctly, she slept with another Slayer twice. (And I think referring to it as some of the best sex she's ever had). And then denied being into women and dumped her hard.
At the moment, she's back together with Spike, I think.
The comics also have Faith denying that she's into women. So, there's that.
>>3656308
>Starts sleeping with a woman
>Realizes she doesn't actually like her and is just sleeping with her for companionship
>Goes after Xander next.
>Learns that her sister has him now
>Becomes depressed.
Buffy is just a fuck up.
>>3656504
>Buffy is just a fuck up.
...Fan art of Pyrrha as Buffy and Buffy as Pyrrha when?
>>3656442
>salem
>>3656504
>Literally Yang
>>3656543
At no point does Yang do any of that.
>>3656403
Really not subtle.
>>3656504
And now Faith is the real hero of the story. As we all knew she would be.
what if you got impregnated by your waifu and she doesn't want to take responsibility?
>>3655470
Ass
>>3656588
;_;
>>3656588
>I wouldn't be surprised
>>3656308
>Wasn't Buffy basically told she was a shitty lesbian?
No. She was told she was a horrible fucking person.
Because what she did was that she started having sex with a Japanese slayer who was utterly in love with her and after a couple of romps wakes up one day and realizes that she really could care less about her and she likes dicks better.
So what she does next is she dumps her hard and tries to fuck Xander, who her little sister has been in love with since her creation.
>>3656107
I'm surprised it wasn't a Weiss one
>>3656666
The irony. And the sick Super Satan quads.
>>3656588
So my waifu would fuck me and make me pregnant?
camp camp rule 34 when
>>3656740
She/he will fuck you senseless without any contraceptives
>>3656761
http://i.imgur.com/rDocQJU.png
http://imgur.com/a/6fapW
>>3656796
I'd be ok with that it be amazing to see my female waifu fucking and getting me pregnant
>>3656529
To her credit Pyrrha's taste in men isn't shit.
>>3656796
>get assfucked by neo
>get man pregnant somehow
>get abortion
i see literally no downside to this
>>3656859
Now, there's no need to insult her taste in men just because she dated Riley.
>>3656848
>>3656875
Thinking Neo would let you get a abortion.
She would not take responsibility but like hell would she let you kill the baby she blessed you with.
>>3656435
Is it the stress of once living outside the kingdom as a child with her family in a peaceful hard working village but one day waking up to her home being burned to the ground while being raided by White Fang an invested by Grimm as everyone she loves dies leaving her with survivors guilt?
>>3656893
That was pretty much the only halfway decent choice she made.
At least Pyrrha went immediately for Jaune.
>>3656848
I almost want to click on it but I worried about what I'll see
>>3656919
fuck it ill give birth and take care of a smol ice cream
actually now that i think about it this is even better
still literally no downside
>>3656948
>Riley
>Decent
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>3656964
It's nothing too graphic
>>3656848
>Nikki gets lewded
>Before Gwen or Ered
Truly, pedophilia never rests.
>>3656964
The first one's pretty good.
The second is...odd.
>>3656848
Fantastic
>>3656848
>Not Gwen
Dropped
>>3656968
There you go i'm sure little Neo would be no trouble at all.
>>3656968
implying neo is a dickgirl wouldn't her daughter just grow up to rape you also?
>>3657063
>>3656968
RWBYg
What would happen if everything you have saved on your computer was shown to your family
My family would think I'm fucking nuts because all I have on my computer are /pol/ memes
>>3657115
I don't have anything saved on my computer, that shit is on external hard drives
Checkmate athiests
>>3657115
i share my computer with many other people they like the pennys
>>3657081
His jaw looks broken
>>3657115
My family already knows I'm a satire cynical asshole with a strong dislike for the left an right for various reasons so if they discovered my /pol/ meme's it wouldn't surprise them much.
It's my RWBY Photoshop edits that'd weird them out.
>>3657236
I too own a thumb drive but mostly for school stuff at the time, still pretty based an useful things they are.
>>3657390
I don;t get the image
>>3657436
Meme dream fags want to stuff neon full of yogurt then cut open her belly and eat the yogurt from inside her to obtain the meme dream essence
ALRIGHT HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION TIME!
You are given a magic button.
If you push the button, the thing you want to happen most related to RWBY happens.
However, the thing you least want to happen to RWBY also happens. If that thing directly counteracts the thing you want most, then the the next thing in the "Line of shit I don't want in RWBY" happens.
For example.
If you're an Enabler fag and want Enabler more than anything, but HATE Arkos, then Enabler will happen.
But so will Arkos.
If you opt not to press the button, you get a 10 dollar gift card to Walgreens as a consolation prize.
Of course that means you'd have to go to Walgreens, so you still sort of lose.
Do you press the button?
>>3657511
>Want Roman to live
>Want Neo to die
Nothing happens
>>3657567
>Don't want Roman to live
Sorry about that
>>3657511
I want yang to die a horrible death the most and I least want yang to have a happy ending and live her life happily
guess the second worse thing would happen
>>3657511
>Pyrrha comes back and Arkos happens
>Neptune gets a fight scene where he is a complete badass and stomps somebody
Yeah I'm gonna push the button. Could at least rip on Kerry.
>>3657436
A long time ago an anon said he'd only become a meme dreamer if I provided yogurt so I revealed it an he was converted into a M E M E D R E A M E R.
>>3657485
>DELETE THIS!
I could never hurt a cute Meme like Neon.
>>3657511
>RWBY team become mind-broken Grimm sex slaves
Alright
>Iceberg happens
ntr'd by Grimm
Stupid Sexy Barb
>>3657511
>White Knight happens
>Pyrrha comes back
Arkos btfo, worth it.
>>3657511
>Most want White Rose to happen
>Least want Iceberg to happen
Well, that contradicts the "Most", so second would be...
>Least want any pairing that contradicts Renora to happen
Eh...
>>3657674
no you memefags are weird I don't understand why you need to eat the yogurt out of her cut open stomach that's on you guys and your weird desire to obtain memedreams
>>3657511
i want penny to come back
i want penny to not be different
:(
>>3657902
Change is inevitable
>>3657865
A slandering statement from the community that shipped Ice Queen with millipedes for some reason.
>>3658107
because they're gross and she hates them and i want her to cry
>>3658107
>Not wanting Rubes to lay one on ice queen only for Weiss Millipede to repel boarders
>>3654297
I HAVE RETURNED! It is surprisingly tasty and not terrible!
>>3658140
>>3658173
Why do Weiss fags want people to suffer so badly?
