147th Dark Side Games part 2
3rd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3614772
Respect to all of ya~! Drinks to any of you if you want it.
>>3614761
Put some clothes on this instant you filthy rat.
>>3614767
Next time try to bring something relevant into the conversation instead of bringing up my face or making up sicknesses.
>>3614775
I'll just get the flower to smack you with it's roots again then. Your fragile frame won't be able to stand after long.
>>3614756 (Rachel)
And normally one would be certain that a large amount of garlic and holy water would do numbers on your, but not everything's as simple as that.
>>3614792 (Suika)
>She remains on her toes, still looking nervous
When someone uses an explosive, there's just not much that can be done.
>>3614808
But I really do have hay fever, I didn't lie about that!
GOD FUCKING DAMN
WHY DO THE INTERNET PEOPLE THINK IT'S A FUCKING GREAT IDEA TO DO SERVER MAINTENANCE DURING THE NIGHT WHEN I'M UP, FUCK. I CANT EVEN COUNT HOW MANY GOD FUCKING TIMES I'VE BEEN MASTURBATING AND SUDDENLY THE INTERNET SHITS ITSELF SO I HAVE TO MASTURBATE TO THE CEILING TITTIES. I CANT COUNT HOW MANY TIMES MY GAMES BEEN INTERRUPTED BY SHITTY CHARTER FUCKING INTERNET OUT IN RURAL TOWNS. GOD I HATE CHARACTER. NEXT TIME MY INTERNET GOES DOWN FOR NO REASON I'M GONNA MARCH MY ASS UP TO THOMAS RUTLEDGE'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM SUCK MY DICK TO MAKE UP FOR THE AMOUNT OF FAPS HE'S RUINED.
SURE, I HAVE MOVIES, TV, MUSIC I COULD LISTEN TO, BUT IM NOT IN THE MOOD AND MOST ARE SHIT I'VE ALREADY WATCHED. I HAVE GAMES BUT MOST ARE ONLINE GAMES OR ONES I'VE FINISHED. I'VE HAD IT WITH CHARTER, I'M ABOUT TO GO INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE DAMMIT. SHIT IN MY MOUTH AND CALL ME SEXY LARRY I'M FUCKING DONE WITH GARBAGE CHARTER. I HAD TO WATCH FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR R-RUNS ON NICK@NIGHT BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH UNCLE FILL'S SHIT NIGGER FAMILY. CARLTON IS THE ONLY GOOD CHARACTER IN THE SHOW, PLEASE CARLTON, FIX MY GOD FORSAKEN SHIT INTERNET.
>INB4 NICE BLOG
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS
>>3614776
Yeah, so don't do this again. It's dangerous out there, especially with the despair disease around. If you keep this up you'll die eventually.
>>3614781
Someone that enjoys pain, Ruby. It's a sick mentality to have.
>>3614792
>he grabs at his chest in pain
Uh...Kazuichi Souda. I'm a mechanic. It's nice to meet you. Also, your breath stinks of alcohol. Aren't you a little too young to be drinkin' that stuff?
>>3614808
Y-You do that and I'll make you feel what I felt ten fold, y'got that!?
>>3614772
No peace shots yet, the game is going good so far
>>3614752
Oh hell, I think the ghost of Hillary Clinton is nearby.
>>3614757
Well, he's my bodyguard, he should be here, actually..
>>3614761
>drops grenades after his death
>>3614828
I never said I enjoyed it.
>>3614751
Aren't you precious. If you had a neck, I'd throttle you.
>>3614773
I only see children and an old man. What are the strange characters you're talking about? Has age finally broken you?
>>3614776
>says something under his breath before hanging up
>>3614833
Flowry, I accept your apology.
>>3614833
>>3614785 (Yukine)
Oh come on now, don't be so cold, besides I do have back-ups, but the people at the lab would probably stop me from coming here for a while.
>>3614833
Awwww shiiiiiiiit...
On the bright side, this means I can sleep now, good night you guys and gals.
>>3614836
Time to dig out the roadhog folder.
>>3614815
You've caught my interest. How did you figure out what I was, mind you I'm only curious.
>>3614822
Then wouldn't the rose petals around me bother you.
>>3614836
>A parasol and breeze pull her back away from the minefield before its detonation
Now you must really find some clothes.
>>3614828
Fragile and barren that head of yours.
>>3614846
You're implying it by sayin' you'd let him kill you.
>>3614836
>it get's really, really cold
>>3614855
Good
Then I wouldn't have to see you for a while
>>3614756
Insignificant? Oh, you're too kind! Really, though. I think I have more worth in this world than some girl with a bad case of "judge everyone on sight". But, hey, who am I to know? I'm just some dumb magical flower, aren't I? You must be REAL important to the world.
>>3614775
Hee hee! That's right, and you better believe it! If I wanted to, I'd end you right here, right now! But....I like hearing what you said. Say all of that, but louder. I REALLY want it to stick.
>>3614781
Oh, it's not really "eating", but more like absorbing. It feels kinda like your body is filled with something, kinda like how an empty watering can feels when you fill it with water. The more SOULs, the more it fills! It feels so smooth, too!
>>3614847
A stem's close enough to one, isn't it? Go ahead, strangle me. I dare you.
>>3614857
>>3614833
Bang bang! Night night. Sweet dreams of cool mythical creatures alright?!
>>3614855
>>3614753
Always with that term....
>>3614869
I've made it a point to recognize nonhumans on sight. You don't need to have a pair of wings sticking out to recognize it.
>>3614869
What rose petals?
>>3614833
Great, the new event I added before I started the game number 146th appeared, other than that, RNGesus still goes on his rampage...
>>3614857
Good night
>>3614869
Keep crackin' jokes at me and see how it goes! I'll make sure you don't live to see another day!
>>3614881
I-I SAID YOU'RE A SICK FUCK, FLOWRY!
>>3614815
Yeah, guess that's just the problem with mechanical stuff, hehehe~
S'why I don't rely on any of that at all!
But hey, it's the best you've got!
>she takes another drink
>>3614828
Kazuichi-kun, huh? Yeah, nice ta meet'cha~.
Heheh... I'm a lot older than I look, ya know? That's what's so nice about bein' an oni!
Oh, so you're like that engineer girl that I just met too! Uh... Ruka? Riko?
>>3614836
Is that so? So, if I took out this here shotgun and pointed it in your general direction, he'd prevent me from pulling the trigger?
>>3614881
Oh? What happens if I strangle you? Indulge me.
>>3614872
Well, if it's necessary, then sure I'll let him.
>>3614881
Does it make you feel anything, like emotions? other kind of emotions?
>>3614898
FUC-
>he falls down a flight of stares
Wheres Seth. I thought after he came back he'd come back in game
please come back Sethie ;_;
>>3614898
OH, THAT WAS A THORN? IT FELT LIKE A PIECE OF COTTON RUBBING AGAINST ME! HMM....I THINK THIS BUSH WOULD MAKE A VERY COMFORTABLE BED, COME TO THINK OF IT.
>>3614880
Aww, come on Yukine, you wouldn't do that right?
>>3614907
AH, yeah, I know her. We go way back, actually. I'm a lot better than she is, but if you mention that to her she flips out and starts throwin' stuff. It's kinda funny if y'ask me.
>>3614911
Y'know Ruby, you're really depressin' to talk to.
>>3614898
4th wave of death, pay them respects
>>3614921
Doesn't he sleep at this hour?
>>3614713 (Dethroned King DeeDeeDum)
Well geez... You're a tough nut to crack aren'tcha? It just seems like you've just met a lil' defeat!
>She laughs as soon as she's finished sayin' her sentence.
Y'know... I could be bullyin' you for this!
>>3614714 (Sleepin' Onii-chan)
Uhmm... that makes alluva things a lot easier... I might end up doin' so as well.
>She hugs th' dumdum.
Good night Onii-chan!
>>3614753 (A still not dethroned King)
He's always got plans to keep himself from gettin' harmed or well... y'know he just always seems to have somethin' to do against th' trouble! If he needs it I'm there to help him as well, he'd do th' same for me!
>>3614921
Even that big fightin' dumdum needs to sleep y'know? He's just like th' rest of us all!
>>3614898
Th-This'll end up harmin' me won't it...?
>>3614936
Look on the brightside, I'd get killed by one of the people I love.
>>3614907
I don't find magic trustworthy, and the thing is mercifully easy to maintain.
>>3614879
Is it really 10°C (50°F) already? What is this? Paris?
>>3614909
He would most certainly hook you up. With his hook.
>>3614943
I could be bullyin' ya fer THIS too.
>>3614948
THAT'S NOT BRIGHT AT ALL!
You shouldn't wanna die! It's not natural!
>>3614938
Too many fires and deaths, and almost no time to know when is this going to end.
>>3614943
Coinflip is the most accurate word about that.
>>3614781 (Ruby Gloom)
I do enjoy my walks. I encounter new people every time. Some to keep me entertained, others to only aggravate me.
>>3614881
The world and many of its organizations wouldn't be here today if it weren't for my subtle guidance. So I'll gladly stick to the shadows and continue to manipulate events as I do. Just continue to keep the neanderthals and brutes occupied.
>>3614895
They tend to blow around in the breeze that comes with me from the castle.
>>3614890
Hm. Well only to make you feel better, garlic and stakes are ineffective. You'll want to learn something new. As for you, there a traces of magical properties on you. Not a part of you, but in contact with one.
>>3614902
Your threats are falling even shorter every day. Eventually I'll just crush you like the ant you are you'll be small enough.
>>3614962
>It's dropping fast!
>(I use c too btw)
>>3614902
YES! Hee hee, I'm glad we've come to an understanding!
>*He unwraps himself from you, planting himself back into the soil.
Run along, go do whatever it is dumb humans such as yourself like doing. There are more important things to do than bothering with the likes of you.
>>3614909
I don't wanna spoil the surprise! There'd be no excitement to it! You gotta do it to find out what happens!
>>3614911
Yes, actually! But, only for a few moments. Whatever the SOUL belonged to, I instantly get their memories and feel what it's like to be them, but it only lasts for just a brief moment. I can barely even remember what I felt and thought, most of the time!
>>3614932
Sure I would if it got you to shut up
>>3614975
You are right! We can be snuggle buddies!
>>3614970
But then I'll get my chance on becoming a skeleton.
>>3614977
well you should see the arena, it's fun to look at sometimes.
>>3614985
Uh-huh...hmmm...
>>3614978
I think I can hear some chinese gibberish. I wonder, is it that cyborg ninja or the slit eyed Robin Hood.
>>3614975
>one ava can't start a fire
>the other can
I think I know which one of my avas would win in a fight against each other, now. Bless brantsteele and HG.
>>3614977
Castle? What castle?
>>3614975
You guys're embarrassing me...
>>3614977
S'yeah, keep dreamin' kid. A girl like you isn't gonna do shit to someone like me.
>>3614985
>he steps on flowry as he walks away
Fuckin' asshole.
>>3614975
This slide just broke my hopes about having a game without peace, it hurts...
>>3614890
Well I think you look like one too now that I think about it, you're small and have brown hair, you're also pretty skittish when people try to touch you.
>>3614943
Oh, so he's pretty smart huh? Oh yeah, I meant to ask, but Ms. Makina, are you the girl with that toy gun?
>>3614986
Ah, the only thing you've hurt so far is my feelings, buy how are you doing today?
>>3615024
>>3615007
Junkrat, your hair's still on fire. I think I can help with that!
>>3614936
Really? Haha, that's too good! I gotta try that~.
Hey, is there a difference between a mechanic and an engineer anyway? Not that I'll ever remember, but those terms always confused me!
>>3614955
Magic's pretty trustworthy, I guess!
Nothin' beats your first, best weapon though: Your own body!
>she pounds her chest once with a fist
>>3615028
What do you think?
>>3615024
>>3615038
>>3615005
You already have a skeleton inside of you. Well all have skeletons inside you.
>he unzips his jumpsuit halfway and lifts his shirt up
See? Here's my skeleton. It just kinda hands outside of the skin.
>>3615024
Better not see you back here again, bub.
>>3615040
But I need it. It keeps me warm.
>>3615005
I've seen the arena before. A marvel capable of changing as well to keep the audience and it's captives entertained.
>>3615016
My home, one that rests in a place you cannot reach by normal means.
>>3615021
Should I turn you into a frog? No that'd me rude to Charles the third, at least his ego isn't more fragile than glass.
>>3614969
You're welcome to try! But I ain' givin' up that easily!
>>3614975
>>3615024
I'm hopin' the coinflip will end up in helpin' me! I just don't know what I'm supposed to do with well... this lil' box 'n well... these weird things.
>>3615028
Yup! That'd be me! They can pack a great pack of heat 'n they are pretty effective at destroyin' things on sight.
>>3615024
RIP Generic Harem Protagonist Sloth and Arthas
And the peace is gone, with one kill
Abuse me.
>>3615024
Oh... okay. I'll go and do something else then.
>>3615065
I couldn't abuse a cutie like you
>>3614977
I know fully there, too. Plenty of you don't have issues with prancing around in direct sunlight, either.
...And magic is damn near unavoidable where I'm from.
>>3615028
You can stop any time now....
>>3615041
For an oni, maybe. And plenty of people can make far better use of things beyond merely that of their muscles.
>>3614962
Even when he's nowhere to be found?
He'll just hook me?
You know...I don't even care. He has to be some kind of idiot to pull a man with two shotguns closer to him.
>>3614985
>he places one hand on the stem and tightens his grip
I hate surprises. Unfortunately, you peaked my curiosity.
I don't think I can choke you anyways. I suppose pulling you out of the ground would be close enough
>>3615058
Let me say this to start! I call first dibs on kneesocks. You can sit in the corner for a bit.
>>3615058
You two do that, I'm just going to...not get involved.
Cause that seriously goes against my morals.
>>3615065
>Double fists asshole.
>>3615058
>>3615049
>closes her eyes
you do know back in my place, showing that is really not allowed.
>>3615052
oh, have you participated in it? the feeling of winning is good.
>>3615048
ONLY FER PROTECTIVE REASONIN'!
>>3615056
Man, tha way ya put it like that, it makes it not worth it at all.
>>3615041
>he breaks out in a cold sweat, followed by a few seconds of silence
Y-Yeah...uh, I-I'm better! Mechanic's the real deal, while engineers are basically the bottom of the barrel! If you need any help with anything mechanical or anything at all, you come to me, Kazuichi Souda, the best damn mechanic in the world!
>>3615052
You're really pushin' the envelope here, kid. If you do that I won't ever stop botherin' you.
>>3615058
Bloody Feast
>>3615065
No thanks
>>3615050
You'll be fine! I'll only freeze your hair
And also Junkrat
>>3615086
There's nothing wrong with showin' another person what's inside of you, but there is something wrong when you wanna be killed by a flower.
>>3615096
You people're too weak! Grow some muscle or something!
>>3615096
>victory motions
>>3615074
It's a magic you're familiar with. It's more in-synchronization with you then the surrounding environments. So what is it you're hiding that's magical girl? What atrocity could it be you're ashamed of?
>>3615086
I can only imagine. I never did win when I participated before.
>>3615092
You let it be known that a little flower could beat you up. So what say it that a little girl couldn't do the same with her cat and bat.
WE ARE JAPANESE GOBOLIN
>>3615078
He has a shotgun too. A pretty huge one. Selfmade even.
First he hooks up with you, then he introduces you to his big friend.
>>3615097
No really, I don't need that.
>drops trap
But if you really want to, follow me into that unsuspicious dark blind alley.
>>3615052
What kinda means then?
>>3615074
Yeah? Ya gonna lecture me on the "power of the mind" and all that? Psh, I've heard it before~!
I'm not an idiot, for what it's worth! And even then, some people are better at using their mind than others. Maybe Kazuichi~?
>>3615092
Eh, I'd never really need that! I don't deal with mechanical stuff too often as is.
Well, maybe you could make somethin' for me sometime!
>>3615118
But I don't wanna be killed, I just said that if it ever comes to that, then I would not mind to be killed.
>>3615130
Well I hope you do in the future, it's nice with everyone congratulating you.
>>3615096
And some slide with almost no deaths.
>>3615149
I just wanted to dance, fellas!
>>3615138
Do you have the soaring knight for the Oni Slayer!?
...Wait, what did I just say?
>>3615046
I think you're doing a little better, but still sad, I don't know your inner thoughts though.
>>3615056
I-if they're that powerful why do you call them toys? I'm trying to remember why I wanted to bring this up.. Have you shot anyone recently?
>>3615074
Ah, sorry Rika, so are you going to stargaze?
Is there a website where we can edit a picture all at once so that we can make HG version of this?
>>3615138
No can do, someone just build a real *cool* wall over it!
CRUSADR HOURS NOW, SHOUT DEUS VULT IF YOU UP!
>>3615149
5th wave of death, pay them respects
>>3615130
Cuz I ain't gonna let you do it, that's why. I may not have been able to stop the flower, but I'm sure as shit ain't gonna let you get the upper hand.
I sure could! I've made a robot outta my friends body parts, so I could make you somethin' too if you bring me things! I won't even charge ya for it, which is quite the deal.
>>3615148
Still, I wouldn't go around sayin' that. The flower might get the wrong idea and try to kill you!
>>3615149
He won't be missed, that's for sure!
>>3615140
To be capable of walking between the folds of reality.
>>3615148
I don't hope to win. Only to be amused. It'll be a benefit to win.
>>3615163
No I'm fine you moron
>>3615130
Hm. Not so sure how I should go about answering that. After all, maybe all you're picking up is the leftovers of that little explosion that did away with my aging.
>>3615142
I'd say more technological expertise than anything like that.
>She places her hands on her hips
All that idiot knows how to do is fix things.
>>3615163
Maybe in a little while.
>>3615171
Oi, oi, what's a tsundere!?
>>3615181
He won't, I know he won't.
>>3615188
well it is be amusing to win, but I'm happy that you are amused by the arena.
>>3615088
That'll be somethin' for a different time though, king dumdumdum! I'm known for bein' able to bully all the girls at my school! You ain' goin' to have an easy one with me...
>She yawns.
But it's already late for me so I think I'll be havin' some rest y'know?
So I'll be leavin' you with a good night!
>>3615096
>Tries to climb out but fails miserably and ends up fallin' into the cold to awake some other time.
>>3615163
I did fire a shot at Subaru 'n well that ended with him dyin' but he came back up again... He said he was a great bodyguard so I just tried y'know? I also ended up in some trouble with that uhm... ol' dumdum Satou! But he helped me after that soooo I can't say that was all too bad. I'm gettin' tired though so I'll be seein' some other ti-
>She abruptly falls asleep mid-sentence.
>>3615181
>>3615142
>fucking up the quotes this badly
I'd say I need sleep, but I'm just an idiot.
>>3615177
>Only 1 death again
>>3615139
I don't care. He's meat either way.
Its just the waiting game now.
>>3615171
>all my avas will be the 2hu in the top right corner
Noice
>>3615174
Muslims. Indians. Robots. They're all the same. They should be purged.
>>3615188
What if I asked the Elder Gods for help?
>>3615208
>>3615171
>top right corner
>>3615200
It's good y'can trust him a little, but y'never know when he's gonna snap! Do what your parents did when they were younger and protect yourself!
>>3615204
Oh Dedede, you sure are warm~!
>>3615208
Maybe we all meet up for a nice family reunion. I heard there was a job about blowing up some Omnics near that cowboy's place.
>>3615204
Why peace? You have to kill right now, it's just only 6 fucking people.
>>3615230
Oh come on, you're acting so scared of Flowey, he won't harm no one if they aren't harming him.
>>3615171
Which one of these assholes is Parsee?
>>3615201
Yer goin' ta bed? How borin'. Whatever, see ya later then. But don't be thinkin' this is over, I still hold title to King of Dreamland.
>>3615233
So... Who does that leave to kill?
>>3615189
Oh really? I guess that's a lot better than I thought! I'm making real progress, now how about a smile?
>>3615197
Do I get an invite?
>>3615201
A-ah..! Well I guess that's not the reason I brought it up... hmm I guess I did forget..
>Pulls a blanket over her.
Ah well, goodnight Ms. Makina..
>>3615197
....Oh. That was it? That's a little disappointin'.
Is that the difference between a mechanic and an engineer then~? Y'know, he was talkin' himself up pretty highly!
>>3615202
Not your brightest moment, is it~?
>>3615181
Changing the subject now are we? I have no need for anything you could possibly build me from simple salvage. I'm certain your skills are quite amusing to other dull minded individuals.
>>3615197
No. It's in your hands. Almost literally, the traces of it all come from them. So I can only assume you've been building with something magical.
>>3615200
It can create some very interesting scenarios and events. Even in a sense betting.
>>3615209
I doubt you'd find your way there. Even then I'd just call upon my servant Valkenhayn.
>>3615249
Look towards the bottom right corner, she is close to the loli in a bucket
>>3615233
And an unexpected Arena appeared
Final 3
>>3615254
>stares at you with an annoyed look
no
>>3615233
>>3615253
Hmm... We can kill tha ones that ain't lookin' like they belong in ours industry.
>>3615253
Tricky isn't a vidya
>>3615171
Rev up those black arrows cause I'm sure in a mood for one spicy 2hu meme.
>>3615270
But Tricky is vidya
>>3615257
The Elder Gods are far more powerful than yo-
>A note falls from the
>addressed "To Eruna-chan"
Finally I feel sleepy, so I guess I'll call it a night.
Good night everyone!
>>3615270
Flash games count as Vidya, anon.
>>3615231
Forget that. I'll pay double if you blow up the cowboy instead.
>>3615273
Hosh, you know a website where you can anonymously edit the picture at the same time, so it can actually be made
>>3615248
HE WAS JUST GONNA KILL ME! D-DON'T I MATTER TO YOU!?
>>3615255
N-No, but my offer still stands! I'll make anythin' for ya if you bring the right stuff. Maybe if you're lucky I'll let you be one of the first people to ride in the rocket I'm tryin' to build.
>>3615257
I-It was a mistake...That's all it was. Don't take that as me tryin' to give you anything other than a knuckle sandwich.
>>3615265
Yeah, fuck that flower.
>>3615290
>Madness
>not a game
Are you joking?
>>3615267
Hmm... Maybe you forgot how to smile? I hear that can happen...
>>3615277
Goodnight, I hope you rest well.
>>3615277
Night little Ruby.
>>3615265
RIP Kneesocks Flowey Soldier and Bandana Dee
Come on...
>>3615277
Good night
>>3615290
It was a game you dense fuck
>>3615295
Madness games?
>>3615254
Engineers invent and create, mechanics fix.
>>3615254
That's...unlikely.
>>3615257
>She grimaces
...I thought I hid it better than that. No point in denying it...I make use of...some degree of it all for helping with repairs to my tanks.
>>3615289
What? This is the first time I've been told about such a thing.
>>3615312
What did Tricky use to make that meme page? We can use that
>>3615300
I ain't goin' anywhere near that fat thing.
>>3615300
Final 2 which is unnecessary
>>3615273
Asuka, have you not caught on yet?
They'd clearly be yellow lines! Think about it!
>>3615292
Funny to hear from a creature who can't even handle a flower. I honestly doubt you could even bring up the effort to try and hurt me. You'd be more afraid of hurting my feelings.
>>3615309
So you're merely being a hypocrite about your hatred for magic and magical beings such as myself?
>>3615295
IT'S BOTH
>>3615296
I didn't forget anything, idiot. I just don't want to smile.
>>3615285
Now that's a good deal. I hope we are not going to attack at 12am.
>>3615171
Fixed
>>3615323
DID I REALLY HAVE TO FAIL AT THE LAST MOMENT!?
>>3615323
Yeah, and ah'll be startin' tha killin' with YOU.
>>3615336
>lol who is this
>>3615327
I use it only when I deem it necessary. And I keep it's use to an utter minimum. I can't exactly go around lifting slabs of metal several times my weight on my lonesome, after all.
>>3615277
>>3615201
>Be seeing you.
>>3615345
Is Kogasa
>>3615318
That was paint.
>>3615327
>he takes you by the sides and picks you up
Wanna keep talkin' squirt? I'll drop you like a sack of potatoes if you keep on runnin' your mouth.
>>3615323
And it's over
>>3615337
Yes, it's in your nature.
>>3615309
Aww.. Why's that?
>>3615328
Why would you not want to smile? You know smiling is more pleasant than frowning.
>>3615355
No, she used some kind of website where everyone could contribute
>>3615359
>>3615309
Hahahaha~! Both of ya messed up in the same way!
Ah, I get'cha, I get'cha! So no matter how you look at it, you're better!
>>3615292
>she takes another drink of sake. A hiccup comes from her shortly after
Psssh.... Like I'm gonna trust that! But if I DO think of something for you to make, then I'll ask ya~.
Oh, something to hold my sake dishes would work. Or maybe somethin' I could carry around with me that I could sit on whenever I need it! Stuff like that, y'know?!
>>3615359
Nice job, Tricky!!! Good job!!!
>>3615350
Such a horrible creature. To lie to yourself.
>>3615356
>A lightning bolt strikes and courses through you
I'd advice letting go.
>>3615359
Thanks for hosting.
>>3615365
That won't work when we have people like Bolin around.
>>3615359
GG Tricky
>>3615370
>pat pat pat
>>3615359
There's nothing sexy about that clown, but congratulations anyways.
>>3615362
Like you'd know anything about nature.
>>3615371
Er, you mean like a portable upholder, right?
whens the next game starting so i can spam filler
>>3615359
Congratulations Tricky!
Thanks for hosting Vader, it was a fun one, especially since so many of the people I was rooting for made it pretty far.
>>3615380
I could make it in private but that way it can never reach it's maximum meme potential
>>3615393
Go to sleep Rick
>>3615318
What do you mean "we"? I just want to be featured on it. Or not. That would make sense too.
>>3615324
Haha... yeah... still waiting on the dere... it'll come all at once right...? All that backed up dere... you guys are really good at the tsun part. Haha, that's enough now...
>>3615377
>he drops you as soon as the lightening bolt strikes him
AAAAAAAAAH SHIT! D-DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO THAT FAR!?
>tfw just woke up and missed Senpai
>a clawed girl jumps into the thread
Let's hope today won't have any blockades, hello!
>>3615363
Because I'll probably feel like being by myself?
>>3615359
Welp, congrats, and thanks for the show.
>>3615371
What do you mean by that??
>>3615377
I'd do it with nothing but machinery, but unfortunately it's simply not advanced enough back "home". And if I wanted to, I could to a lot worse than mere heavy lifting with it.
>>3615382
And the stats, the winner didn't kill the most this time
>>3615393
Not me this time, it's fucking 3 AM here, good night everyone
>>3615382
Thanks fer hostin' anyways, Vader.
>>3615389
Thanks, Bandana. At least ya believed in me.
>>3615405
I want so everyone can work on it, it'll be fun I suppose
And I don't want to make everything from my own perspective
>>3615397
It's pretty autistic desu and it's personal for everyone so it won't work out.
>>3615413
>salutes
>>3615382
Well done, you clown. Thanks for hosting, mate.
>>3615405
Be careful, if you release all the dere at once there will be riots.
Cities will burn, the earth will shake, people will start respecting the Polish.
>>3615410
Oh, than we have different ideas of stargazing, you do it to think right?
>>3615411
Goodnight! I hope you go to sleep quickly and rest well!
>>3615276
Aren't you going to check that letter?
>>3615406
Something as simple as that stopped you.
>>3615411
Thank you for the opportunity and Congratulations to our... late winner.
>>3615410
Of course you could. The fact that you choose to say you have a disdain for magic yet use it to fulfill your desires and machinations only goes so far as to solidify your hypocritical nature.
>>3615407
Clawed creature.
>>3615424
Or the Canadians.
>>3615418
Should I just drop a template of the thing later so anyone who wants to make it can make it
>>3615411
Danke for the game, Vader.
>>3615407
D-don't jump in here like that! It's kinda scary, y'know?
>>3615428
Of course it stopped me, asshole! I'm not some ultra powerful human that can withstand lightening attacks!
>>3615428
Umbrella-holding creature.
>>3615432
Nothing scary about jumping.
>she jumps around the weirdo
Is this scaring you?
>>3615407
Heyo~! You're a new face t'me!
>>3615410
Well, you actually make stuff, right? But Souda over there only fixes stuff! Clearly that means you're contributing more than he is!
>>3615391
>she pats you on the shoulder. With her strength, it's less of a pat and more of a push.
Oh, I got it!
I get really tired of announcing my name and all that when I arrive, so how 'bout you make somethin' that can do that for me?!
>>3615431
Sounds like way too much effort. Not a lot of people will do it either.
>>3615428
Let's see
>opens the letter
"Dearest Eruna-Chan
Fuck off
Sincerely yours, the Elder Gods"
>>3615443
And you're a new face to me too.
>she extends her claws to the girl
I'm Clawdia!
>>3615430
We have the Dutch. No one else matters.
>>3615428
>Kazuma watches from faraway in awe.
..S-she must be a very high level mage..
>>3615411
Be seeing you.
>>3615427
How should I know?
>>3615428
Oh, I hate every little drop of power I have to use of it. I rely on it only for the points here it cannot yet be managed otherwise. The moment I can do otherwise, it's done for.
>>3615443
I was wondering more about that "Both of ya messed up" thing. But clearly!
>>3615442
Y-Yes, it is! Stop movin' so quickly! You'll end up pokin' someone's eye out like that!
>>3615443
>he rubs his shoulders after the oni "pats" him there
You mean like a voice recorder? Hell, I could just buy you one if you really needed it.
>>3615464
You also have the French though.
>>3615363
because I know smiling would make you happy
Have fun
>>3615470
Because you're the one who goes out to do it...
>did people get bored of Guilty gear and move over to Blazblue?
>>3615476
I guess so.
With that logic we have the British, but neither of them send us Flowers, hoping we'll return their calls.
>>3615483
How about this, I will frown if you smile, deal?
>>3615473
>she jumps around him much faster
Why don't they keep their eyes in then?
>>3615484
>I lust over Senpai
>>3615441
All that bravado lost in an instant. What a shame, what ever will we do that you met my expectations of being fragile?
>>3615442
The umbrella is a cat.
>>3615449
Seems your... gods... don't enjoy your attempting to use their power unwillingly for personal vendetta's.
>>3615468
>Horde of frogs jump towards you
>>3615470
So why not make what you need without the use of it at all, so you can do what you want to? The restrictions of time scare you don't they, so the corrupting power of magic to make your job easier with a valid excuse in place.
NGW?
>>3615459
>Suika grins and grabs your claw with a freakishly strong grip, shaking it
Suika Ibuki, strongest oni of the land~!
Oh, but'cha don't have to say all that! Just call me Suika!
>>3615470
Both of ya responded to the wrong person.
Hehehehe~
>she gives you a thumbs up
Success! I finally get it!
>Taking pride in the newfound knowledge, she takes a step closer, taking a drink or two of her gourd
Oi, wanna drink? I think ya deserve it more than he does!
>she sways slightly back and forth
>>3615473
They really make stuff like that now!? Really?
Whoa...!
>>3615489
no its overwatch now
>>3615506
We'll try the void gods next!
Mighty no.9 CJ when?
Holy shit, it's really late here, and instead of prepping for the meeting tomorrow, I'm here with you guys!
How're you guys doing?
>>3615525
History CJ when
>>3615515
>weird, just seems more BB characters getting picked up recently.
>>3615501
Hell no
>>3615527
Conteplating suicide
>>3615533
Like who? Literally who?
>>3615505
I-I SAID STOP IT ALREADY! YOU'RE FREAKIN' ME THE HELL OUT!
A-And I need my eyes so I can stare at Miss. Sonia! I'd wanna die if I couldn't do that!
>>3615506
You didn't even give me a chance to do anything! I couldn't knocked you out in one punch if you would've let me!
>>3615512
Y'shouldn't be too shocked by that. We've had voice recording machines every since the early 1900's...I think.
>>3615506
Neat, my claws aren't cats, but it's still nice too.
>>3615512
>the clawed girl doesn't look bothered by the strength
Well hello Suiki, what's Oni?
>>3615527
Hello there mister!
>>3615506
A-ahh..!
>He takes a few steps back before running away.
>>3615489
>I haven't used a GG character, but I know what you mean.
>>3615530
>>3615530
Fixed it for you
>>3615539
>she's jumping at the same speed, but closer to the weirdo
Come on! I'm harmless, not really, that was a lie, I'm actually really really dangerous!
>>3615484
>>3615534
Come on, I bet girls would be all over you if you showed off that award-winning smile more often!
>>3615527
Yo~!
Doin' pretty well, human. Just came here to drink and fight!
>>3615539
Huh? Well, that's a surprise. Never seen one in my land, but humans manage to make somethin' kinda neat every now and then, huh?
If that's the case, nevermind~. I don't have a use for ya!
>>3615542
Suika~! My name's Suika!
An oni's sorta like... um... A goblin, if you've heard of one of those! A Japanese Goblin!
'Cept we're a loooot stronger. Heh~!
>she flexes
>>3615562
>>3615488
I think it's more of a case-by-case thing, I dunno.
>>3615506
...For one, it's not my area of expertise. And in a way, yes, I can't afford to stay in one spot, either to build the other machinery or otherwise. I already take risks simply placing what supplies I do have in one place, hidden or not. Not to mention, I simply can't waste building materials on the machinery, either, and full-scale production facilities would be horrendously inefficient considering my works are one-of-a-kind anyways.
>>3615512
...Oh.
>As you step closer, she immediately takes the same distance back
I'll live.
>>3615489
>>3615533
>I've been thinking it could just have been dormant.
>>3615538
>Makoto
>>3615543
>probably the Makoto fag stirring the older bb fags
I miss Slaanesh.
>>3615562
Why Ram?
>>3615568
I'm fine as I am now!
>>3615562
Am I the only one who dislikes Ram's horrible character design?
>>3615539
You lifted me off the ground, and so I took my action in response. If you really do punch me, your punishment will be far worse than just a little shock.
>>3615542
Surely if your claws were cats they wouldn't be referred to in the same manner. We'd likely call them paws.
>>3615523
I doubt you'll find such luck with any bit of your imagination.
>>3615527
Growing weary.
>>3615543
What an odd child.
>>3615576
So you enjoy the convenience of magic.
>>3615580
I miss oldfags. I hate newfags. I wish hunger games had more posters. Nothing is good anymore. It's all anime. Fuck I'm old.
>>3615582
Sexy chocolate vs ugly white filth?
>>3615577
ONE ava. whoa! What an influx!
>>3615580
Me too.
>>3615560
>he lays balled up on the ground weeping
I-I never asked for this! I just wanted a normal life with cute girls, but I got this instead!
>>3615571
Heh, j-just like everyone else...
>>3615588
>A not falls
"Dearest Eruna-Kun
Fuck her shit up f.am
Yours truly, the void gods"
>>3615576
Meira seemed nice, but I didn't get a chance to study her eyes...
>>3615583
Are you? Wouldn't you rather be happy with how you are now?
>>3615577
>I don't think that's a bad thing, I think things like that mix things up.
>>3615601
Such vulgar gods, yet still child, isn't it passed your bed time.
I think I'm gonna try to sleep a little bit. Someone cover me with a blanket and sing me to sleep.
>>3615571
And a whole lot cuter too from the looks of it.
>she tries to copy the flex, but falls short in the process
>>3615588
>she giggles at the thought
Good one.
>>3615599
>she stops immediately
What do you mean by that?
>>3615607
Well who's a top tier waifu in the threads in your opinion?
>>3615595
>If I learned anything, it's that one avatar from a series can stir all the old ones.
>>3615610
>Indeed, I should use Jubei more again.
anybody else remember when Undertale would take up half of the game roster
those were the days
>>3615614
>covers with Thomas the Tank engine brand blanket
>sings angel of death to soda
>>3615535
Ah... Dude, are you okay?
>>3615542
Howdy, Miss! I don't think I've seen you around before. My name's Alfred Jones; also known as America! Pleasure to meet you!
>>3615588
Weary of what, Miss, uh... What's your name?
>>3615571
Really? So did I-- well, mostly to meet new people. But I digress! Anyway, may I ask you for your name, Miss...?
>>3615614
G'night, dude! Let me sing you the song of my people:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prIYoxeuiww
>>3615621
That lasted for like two weeks.
>>3615611
I'll go to bed when I want to!
Besides, I can't disappoint the void gods!
>>3615588
It begins and ends with whatever cannot be reasonably done with my own two hands, and it pains me to do what I have to do.
>>3615610
...What?
>>3615614
>Be seeing you.
>>3615610
Yes I am happy with how I am now
>>3615614
>punches
>>3615588
>He circles around trying his best to evade the frogs and makes a mad dash towards her.
Ahh..! H-help please!..
