Welcome to the 147th Dark Side Games
First 47
No clones
The less gif the better
And good luck for everyone
Kazuraba Kouta
Kneesocks
Makina Irisu
Amanda Kokoro
>>3613910
Envy
>>3613910
Rachel Alucard
>>3613910
Soldier 76
>>3613910
Kaito the dancer
Jean Pierre Polnareff
The sexiest animated character of All Time
Koyomi Araragi
>>3613910
Maria and Harusame
Arthas
>>3613910
Tricky Gogo
Yukine
>>3613910
Ruby Gloom
>>3613910
Makoto Nanaya
>>3613897
Yeah.
I guess so.
I'm gonna..
I'm gonna go.
Nero
HisaRyu Amber
>>3613944
Kyoko
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gWIcROC.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
Houki Shinononononono
Rick Marshal
NINJA SLAYER-SAN
>>3613910
Rika
The best video game character of All Time
>>3613910
Kazuma Kuvaru
Jack Spicer
>>3613910
Naoe Yamato
King Dedede
>>3613910
Ririchiyo
>>3613958
Generic Harem Protagonist
Soldier Heartless
Slumberjack
Kamen rider Gatack
Eggman-kun
>>3613910
Ringo Roadagain
Seija Kijin
>>3613964
That's a nice name kid.
Against Me
>>3613756
>He holds his hands up
Alright alright! No need to get violent. We're all friends here Seiya.
>>3613834
Oh no, he definitely doesn't understand love. He murdered you right? There's no way someone would want to kill their lover. I should know.
>>3613844
Yeah, you're only a year younger than me right? I guess I can't just assume you're completely innocent. But not the exact same lines, you have to know when to toss them in for a laugh. Laughter is important in seduction.
>>3613973
Wrong picture?
>>3613910
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Junkrat
>>3613910
Kazuichi Souda
>>3613901
>étapes de
I don't need you to make up for it, because you've done nothing to me. I just find the amusing is all.
>>3613903
Who, the flower? He's dumb. Go get new friends, Ruby.
Eruna
>>3613867
>Cute gay noises, so cute you couldn't think to hurt her
>>3613973
Kamen rider Pretty strong
Bandana Dee
>>3613983
>Gonna be a little while..
>>3613997
Misslink.
>>3613973
>>3614009
>A ghostly voice whispers in the wind
"Gibe puddin"
>>3613973
>kissu
>>3613973
>not DJ Professor K
Oh boy
>>3614007
...You're lucky you're cute.
>>3614023
The king that cucked christmas
>>3614030
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANA
Kamen rider Birthu
>>3614032
>no musical nigger to captain and dj HG
Why live
>>3613907
>>3613945
For some reason, I forget....
>>3613957
...One last thing, beforehand, then?
>>3614020
Considering DMC 4 was my first DMC, I've got a bit of love for Nero.
>Never played the others afterwards
>Played Bayonetta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzEN7dpZJ1A
I'm sore-y but I'm not sure I'll be able to help you there. I hope you can find some rest soon though, losing sleep sucks, it's gotta be said.
>>3614023
Literally just a ripoff of me.
>>3613925
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby.
How many times do I have to say it:
DO NOT.
HUG ME.
WHATSOEVER.
Have I made myself clear, or is that thick head of yours gonna block out all of that information?
>>3614007
Oh, wanna know what IIIIIII find amusing?
Doing THIS.
>*FIGHT
>*Flowey slaps you in the face with a root.
Chansin
>>3614030
Dead assholes can't vo-
I-I mean..
>>3614034
I'm not cute, Ruby. Cute things don't have sharp teeth or mean lookin' eyes.
Way Back Wendy
>>3614021
It's ok, we all have our off days soldier.
>>3614061
>>3613835
>I am an idiot
>>3614054
Hm..?
It's fine, I won't bother you anymore.
I know that humans don't really like beastkin.
I just forgot, I guess.
>>3613973
A FUCKING FLOWER
>>3614052
I'll do it.
Making a folder right now.
>>3614090
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
>>3614064
>SMACK!
H-Hey, you can't do that! Flowers aren't supposed to fight back!
>>3614011
>>3614023
Those expressions must mean you both agree! I'm glad we've all become just a little bit smarter during our time in this arena.
>>3614031
>*Flowey bites your lips off.
>>3614064
But you're just so adorable looking, I'll try to hug you less.
>>3614072
Hey you don't know what I think is cute, I think skulls and skeletons are the handsomest things around.
![DIE!! - メト_-(´ཀ`」 ∠)-_ [pixiv] http---www.pixiv.net-member_illust.php-mode=medium&57454886=57454886.gif](https://i.imgur.com/iEkFEh8.gif "DIE!! - メト_-(´ཀ`」 ∠)-_ [pixiv] http---www.pixiv.net-member_illust.php-mode=medium&57454886=57454886.gif")
>>3614095
RYE RYE RYE
>>3614054
Because you're a youkai now or something right....?
>>3614064
>Will Booce ever come back?
>>3614090
Don't worry. I'm here to blow it up!
>>3614092
Do it
Give meaning to our pathetic lives
>>3614063
What? How can you even say such outrageous lie, when I'm the definition of how a royal figure should look and act like while you are just...yourself.
>>3614056
Kek, to be honest with you I haven't played it yet, I'm picking the remastered version for PS4 tomorrow, I have very little knowledge of DmC (Played 1 and 3 a little bit, but not for very long) but DmC4 looks like exactly what I'm looking for in a game right now.
However I have played Bayonetta 1 and 2 and I highly recommend them.
>>3614119
Who the hell are you talking to?
>>3614087
>She shakes her head, walking over with a sigh, awkwardly clenching and unclenching her hands
>>3614120
...That. Is not. Funny.
goodnight hg
>>3614098
>spewing obvious lies out of your knave mouth
This is why nobody takes you seriously.
>>3614125
I'll be ready to jack the airwaves once radiofag starts starts up his bland signal next!
>>3614135
Well yeah I played 1, refuse to buy a wii to play 2.
Knock someone into the air sword combo a bit, then just gun to hold myself and them in the air for about 5 minutes until every enemy is dead.
>>3614115
So what you're sayin' is you think I'm less threatening than skulls and skeletons?
I hope you know that's a direct insult on my manhood.
>>3614158
You have one of those?
>>3614124
My hero. Where would I be without you?
>>3614139
The souls of the damned.
>>3614154
Night little guy.
>>3614130
We both gone an' hate tha rivals we face, we're both kings just by sittin' there and havin' enough power to call ourselves kings, and we're both cocky enough, but yet get tha job done in the end.
Only difference is that I'm the embodiment of perfection whilst you ain't.
>>3614156
My nigga
>>3614158
>>3614168
>>3614140
>She looks down at you in mild confusion.
Um.. What're youuu..?
>>3614157
I honestly didn't like it that much, felt more like a Resident Evil game than a seriously cuh-razy game like 3-4.
Granted I didn't actually play it for that long.
>>3614170
Probably still alive. Ahahaha!
>>3614170
Well keep it down, you look senile when you do it.
>>3614168
>>3614187
I don't know why I keep comin' back here...
>>3614190
Strictly professional, anon-kun.
>>3614090
A *perfect flower, you mean? Why, yes! I AM a perfect flower!
>>3614097
Oh, they aren't? Whoopsies, guess I'll just have to make your death look like an "accident", if that's the case!
>*Flowey smacks you again.
>>3614115
Tell me, if I were to give you something for each day you go without hugging me, would I be able to convince you to stop bothering me?
>>3614121
H-Hey now, that's enough staring! I get I look AMAZING, but you're starting to creep m-me out.
>>3614124
>Maybe. I don't know. I've been spending every day, all day with him for the past 4 months, so he's been pretty preoccupied. He might come back, if we both decide to come here together. I'll try and see if I can arrange something.
>>3614155
At least people can appreciate what I have to say, cause they can actually see my mouth moving when I say things. Is that helmet meant to be a fashion statement, or is it just there to cover the mess that is your face? Either way, it's tacky.
>>3614190
>not making one of these with avatars/avafags for maximum cancer
>>3614190
>Suwako incest lusts Sanae
>>3614154
Be seeing you.
>>3614188
>Without a word she awkwardly pulled her in to a hug
>>3614187
>>3614204
I kid, it was mostly a harmless jab, mostly.
>>3614211
Depends on the thing, if it's one of those friendliness pellets, then I'll just keep hugging instead.
>>3614211
>SMACK SMACK!
Q-Quit it! This isn't funny anymore, asshole! I-I think my cheeks starting to bleed now!
>>3614211
>>3614216
I'm too busy myself but jesus christ do it!
>>3614211
Boosh and Tricky sittin in a tree
>>3614000
I clearly understands your motives, wanting to befriend me and then take advantage of a weakling like me?
That's why you tried to use... that against myself.
>>3614190
>Why
>>3614234
I-I have a manhood! If you were so young I'd show it to you, but I don't wanna go to jail!
>>3614245
F-u-c-k-i-n-g
>>3614257
That's a different kind of manhood, every boy has that, I think.
>>3614257
>I-I have a manhood! If you were so young I'd show it to you
>>3614231
>You'd be able to feel her surprised heartbeat speed up before she hugs you back, sniffing and getting emotional again.
Y-You don't have to..
>>3614183
>drops of sweat start to appear on King Knight's helmet somehow
Y-Yes, I get the job done in the end...every time...in the end...
But your foolish implications about my lack of perfection is truly idiotic! Just take a look at this crimson cape!
It's absolutely perfect AND stylish at the same time! Like all of my parts!
>>3614211
You dare to talk ill about my wonderful helmet that I wasted so much gold on? You know how
many of those poor peasants couldn't eat because I got this helmet made for myself? All of them!
Yet you insult the thing that they suffered for...you're just horrible.
>>3614197
Hi.lar.ious.
You're already my favorite. Keep it up, "friend"
>>3614202
Don't tell me what to do, Jack. Remember what happened the last time you told me what to do?
>>3614211
Tell me, little perfect flower, how does your soul taste? Surely it must be divine if you're as perfect as you say you are.
>>3614257
>If you were so young I'd show it to you
>>3614140
I wasn't laughing, I'm just saying, I don't know how that stuff works..
>>3614279
WEREN'T! I-I MEANT WEREN'T DAMMIT!
Don't you FUCKING look at me like that!
>>3614278
I have every kinda manhood! I have muscle, I have a job, I have a johnson, I have things men have, except for Miss. Sonia!
>>3613910
Any swap before i begin?
>Ignore that piece of roster of there
>>3614288
You blew up a building?
>>3614255
I just want to be friends Seiya, I didn't plan on taking advantage of y- wait a minute. Do you really think my pats are a weapon to be feared?
>>3614318
Let's do this.
>>3614297
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
>>3614318
We're fine!
>>3614318
Swap please!
>>3613974
>>3614075
>>3614285
You're right... But the cape much betta suits me, don'tcha think? We both have a kinda red cape, 'cept mine has my own emblem to signify my own royal mark.
Don'tcha have yer own royal mark, kingy?
>>3614318
Ready.
>>3614318
>My image is wrong
What a dreadful and unruly bunch you all are. Yelling at the plants. Are you all such savages that even the wild life can aggravate you?
>>3614318
Besides the actions of animals it looks well enough.
>>3614234
Hmmm...How about a piece of candy, then? One piece for each avoided hug. Sound fair?
>>3614236
You are? That's great! I'd LOVE to watch you bleed out.
>*Flowey keeps hitting your face, trying his best to make the wound bigger.
>>3614237
S-STOP IT! I-I'll...I'll kill you! Watch me! Stare at me for another minute, and I'll END YOU!
>*He starts backing away nervously.
>>3614245
>>3614274
this faggot beat me to it
>>3614285
Have you even looked in a mirror? Calling me horrible, yet starving so many people just to afford that ugly piece of metal? Take a reality check, buddy. Hee hee!
>>3614288
Hmm, let's see...Raspberry, grape, orange, maybe even mango! I wouldn't know, considering that I don't have one. But, that's not really any of your business. Why do you care?
>>3614318
Looks good, deny the swap.
>>3614283
>She flinches at the touch
Don't you start crying on me again.
...It's youkai I don't care for. Not..."beastkin".
>>3614300
>"It's a serious accusation."
What she said.
>>3614318
Let's start this
>>3614340
>Raises his hammer into the air
>>3614312
but those don't make a man, just look at my father, he's a man, he's brave and independent.
>>3614339
Don't worry miss, it's just a way of talking to plants sometimes.
>>3614340
make it Black Licorice and you've got yourself a deal.
>>3614318
Looks great
>>3614358
Please do not hurt the flower.
>>3614318
YES, THIS IS FANTASTIC! NO COMPLAINTS, LET'S GET THIS PARTY ST@RTED!!!
>>3614156
>dj prof k avafag
Life is complete.
>>3614339
I prefer ignoring them, but I'm pretty sure it stops being "wildlife" when it becomes sentient.
>>3614342
>She wipes her eyes and smiles brightly at you.
That's right. I-I won't.
You're not still scared, are you?
>>3614339
There's a damn good reason as to why I'm yellin' at that bastard!
>>3614340
P-Please, I'm gonna bleed out if you keep doing this!
>Souda starts bleeding out
>>3614318
I've been waiting for this!
>>3614000
That's right Naoe-kun! I ain' just someone with no knowledge about well... all th' things some of you do... Includin' you. So you're sayin' those lines for both humor and to be a charmer?
>>3614312
>>3614334
Judging you too, autist.
>>3614345
>Kazuma is my second entry though, I don't mind.
>>3614342
Don't blame me, I'm neither of the two...
>>3614367
I'm that too! I'm all kinds of man, and I'm twice as manly as Kamina!
>>3614335
I do have one of those! I just couldn't get a new cape with that on it!
Some blue knight came into my castle and started jumping on the top of my head with a shovel!
A shovel! You know how much that thing hurts?
>>3614340
Please. They were happy to sacrifice a few days of food. I mean I've done it for them!
Looking at a fabulous king such as I, is much better than a little bit of bread and wine!
>>3614319
Yes. I'll destroy another populated building and form another Blackwatch. You want that, Morrison?
>>3614340
Because, little flower. Human souls can get so bland at times. It makes me crave the...exotics.
But since you said you don't have one, I'll take your word for it. Don't expect me to crush you anytime soon...
>>3614373
Didn't you hear what i said? Besides, you're more a threat to yourself than anyone else with that fragile ego of yours.
>>3614390
You're more human than you're not.
>>3614389
Stop lookin' at me like that! I'm gonna rip your goddamn eyeballs out if you keep this shit up!
>>3614392
Lying to a little girl is a big factor to not being a man.
>>3614339
You're just jealous that I'm not yelling at you.
>>3614334
Try be quicker
>>3614336
Fixed
>>3614318
Finally a bloodbath with blood
>>3614420
>Telling the person trying to swap someone they didn't enter out to be quicker
Come on Vader
>>3614405
Wouldn't you do both of those anyways?
>>3614420
>>3614420
Goodluck everyone.
What do you call a German military base?
>>3614367
Your mind must be in some state of decay already if you happen to be holding a conversation with a flower.
>>3614371
The fact that its still just a flower doesn't change. If you really have a problem with it spray it with some weed killer.
>>3614375
To go as far as to even yell at it you must be part of the dull tools. What can a mere flower do to actually provoke you to be such a neanderthal .
>>3614417
You have not the slightest reason besides being a fool to yell at the flowers.
>>3614407
I'm sorry.. My whole life I've been discriminated against because I'm beastkin.
I just thought.. I thought that was why.
I thought you were one of those people.
So.. Thanks.
>She sighs and grins, backing up and striking a pose.
I won't betray your trust! I promise!
I'll bring DOUBLE the food tomorrow, a-and we can have a great lunch!
>>3614420
Haha!
Welcome to the true woman's world!
>>3614411
Tch, who even said I was lyin'? I'm a man of truth and justice. I don't do bad things like that. Men do things like tell the truth because it's a man's job to tell the truth.
>>3614420
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
>>3614407
That would be really touching and kind, if I weren't happy with what I am... Thanks though.
>>3614420
W-why would you give this to me..?! W-why did you even have it?!..
>>3614401
Ya goin' and dealin' with some asshole with a shovel? Ya ever deal with some asshole that shoots plasma, throws glass, throws bombs, turns into a rock, screams into yer ears with a megaphone, goes nuclear, slashes at ya with a sword, rams his body into ya at full fight with wings or jetpower, throws knives into ya, turns ya into ice, burns ya alive, runs ya over as a wheel, or hit ya with his own hammer? I think not.
I think not.
>>3614378
I....yeah you could say that. What are your thoughts on me Makina?
>>3614389
>nobody will ever fag this horrible character, from a horrible show, with a horrible character design and a horrible personality, but with nice tits
>>3614450
An American Military base?
>>3614358
Whoah there, t-that's one big piece of wood! Y-You're not gonna do anything funny with it, r-right?
>>3614367
Eww, you like that stuff?! Whatever, I'll make it happen. Little kids like you shouldn't be awake this late, y'know. Why aren't you able to sleep?
>>3614375
Beg harder. I wanna see you cry.
>*Flowey coils his root around your neck, slowly rising himself out of the ground as the wrap increases.
>>3614401
And do you know what would be better than looking at you? Doing literally ANYTHING else. You're a disgrace to the eyes. I hope your face gets mauled off by a bear.
>>3614405
Please, I doubt you would've been able to kill me! What are you, anyways? Judging from what you said, I take it you're not a human....but you don't look like a monster, either. What are you, a freak?!
>>3614450
An idiot.
>>3614420
>is gayed in the abdomen to death
>IN THE FUCKING BLOODBATH
>>3614420
>>3614440
Who gone and told ya ya could get a mace?
>Gives a spear instead
Here, use this.
>>3614451
It smacked me with it's damn root, and if you're not careful it's gonna smack the shit outta you too. Steppin' on it does jack, so yelling at it is the only thing you can do.
>>3614471
What even is it? She's cyute.
>>3614485
>salutes
>>3614450
A refugee camp
>>3614420
Compared to the bloodbath, this is not as much
>>3614435
I said in the other thread I will try to be quicker this time, I haven't done 2 games in the same day since months
>>3614465
...I'm sure that I did that once...or twice!
>>3614471
I've done that but minus the tits
it was the tits man you should try it
>>3614494
Hah!
Give me my chestnuts back, you pesky fish!
Hyaahh!
>>3614480
>Souda is already passed out from all the love taps Flowry gave him
>he starts gargling his own blood
>>3614420
Just for the future. Maria never swaps. These are troll swaps.
>>3614451
hey, don't knock till you try it, miss... oh how rude of me, I'm Ruby Gloom, who're you?
>>3614455
you were about to step on my best friend, what's justice about that?
>>3614480
and you're the third person to tell me that, odd, thought black licorice might get more love here. I don't know, probably too much thoughts in my head.
>that and fucking motherfuckers outside doing a music circle shit.
>>3613904 (DeeDeeDum th' peasant)
But ya ain' the best when you're endin' up spinnin' yourself in a slumber! I was still standin' y'know?
>>3613907 (Subaru's big brother Kaito)
You shouldn't be worryin' about me! I'm more than capable of helpin' myself out 'n if there's people still tryin' to harm me there's always Onii-chan and others that can help me out!
I ain' got a clue why this didn't copy over so I had to say it all over, sorry for that DeeDeeDum 'n Soobooroo's brother!
>>3614420
It's time for me to start runnin'! I ain' got th' time to be lingerin' around... It might just end up hittin' me back...
>>3614470
>She blushes for a bit.
Well uhm... You're a real good Onii-chan 'n stuff... a bit weird at times 'n I still don't really get why you always end up in trouble, but that's probably because I'm causin' it or somethin'!
>>3614494
Get back here, y'little rat fink!
>>3614420
First blood! FIRST BLOOD!
>>3614494
What? Sittin' and admiring the scenery is considered doin' jack shit these days? Some people...
>>3614324
Friends with you? Not even with cheating that will be possible.
I don't plan to make friends on my way, an Ally would be very likely but I guess that will be a complete pain.
No, I don't think your pats are a fearsome weapon or anything like that, It makes me feel uncomfortable.
>she sighs and starts to walks away.
I would like to talk with you more, but I should find a place for rest for now.
See you later, Human.
>Already 3 AM.
>Good night, Everyone.
>>3614438
The destruction of a building? Most likely
The forming of another Blackwatch? Eh, depends on how I feel about Talon at the moment.
>>3614480
You really don't want to tread in those waters.
A freak? If that's what you call ghosts, then yes.
>>3614494
YES- I CAN FEEL IT! THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE IS COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, MY BODY FEELS AS THOUGH IT'S ASCENDED TO AN EVEN HIGHER FORM THAN THAT OF THE HIGHER POWERS!
....AHHH, THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT.
>>3614487
I didn't take you for a delicate child. My deepest apologies for your wounded ego that a mere plant could make you sulk.
>>3614513
I have no time to yell at the flowers. Rachel Alucard.
>>3614494
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>>3614510
I was noticing that anyway, good thing those were only 3 seconds of difference
>>3614420
I hate these things.
>>3614494
Bang.
>>3614451
Considering it's magic, I doubt it'd be so easy.
>>3614452
It's pretty clear to me that...beastkin certainly aren't youkai. And I really don't need food, I have plenty on-hand.
>>3614461
Oh, I'm just saying.
>>3614524
>Have a good one.
>>3614513
That flower's a menace to society! If we let that thing have free will and three meals a day it'll eventually kill us all!
>>3614524
Night!
>>3614288
Someone has to maintain the good vibes. True, Roadhog is the joker in our team, but he's not here. What a shame, I wish he could see me blowing stuff up.
>>3614539
A magical flower is still no excuse to lose all sense of reason. To begin arguing with something so insignificant.
>>3614480
I can't hit ya with it anymore after bein' told by a lil' one not ta. Can't let 'em see somethin' as brutal as that.
>>3614491
Soldier on, Bandana. Soldier on.
>>3614495
It's fine, yer just a newcomer to this kinda stuff. But once ya grow older an' older, you'll experience a thing 'er two.
Jus' let me know when ya've dealed with monstrosities that could wipe out tha galaxy, then we can talk.
>>3614514
Now THAT'S a lie. I saw ya fall with me.
But Vino is a furfag I don't understand why that should trigger him
>>3614530
Alucard? sounds like one of those vampire names, or royalty, you look royal so I guess you're the latter.
>>3614531
F
>>3614540
it doesn't eat food, it eats souls, and it only takes 6 to kill us all, that won't happen.
>>3614524
Good night
>>3614531
Everyone is being active for once, for now...
>>3614524
nighto daze
>>3614539
>She leans forward and kisses you on the forehead, giggling and running away. She waves behind her and peeks over her shoulder as she goes.
I'll bring more than just nuts tomorrow!
>>3614530
You callin' me a wuss? Look here kid, if there's one thing I'm not, it's a wuss. I'll teach you that once you get your ass into the arena.
>>3614558
S-See what I mean!? That thing's evil, and you're huggin' it like it's some kinda mascot from a TV show!
>>3614484
>Hug.
>>3614494
My outfit is multipurpose you know...
>>3614514
Well that's always good to be able to rely on your family when things get bad, what's your brother like?
And it's alright don't worry about it.
>>3614539
Well you surprised me... I was little shocked.
>>3614563
Haha, jokes on you, that guy gave me a bag of questionable things.
>>3614528
Honestly, death doesn't seem to have a repercussion here. A perfect place for someone as pent up as you.
>>3614563
who cares if i'm crazy! Let's just dance! Yeah!
>Busts some sick moves
>>3614563
Fuck...
>>3614563
I just hope we get along with eachother.
>>3614576
But it's sooooo adorable.
>>3614563
Well, I'm out...
>>3614579
The hell!?
Let me go!
Hey, party people!
How's it hangin'!?
>>3614563
Speaking of active...
>>3614601
WAIFU
>>3614514
>He grins and ruffles her hair
Ah, don't blame yourself for the trouble I get in. What happened yesterday isn't your fault. I should've just ripped the hat away from you once I saw him pull out the gun. But weird? How so?
>>3614524
Oho~ I made some progress on my all powerful bully. See you later Seiya.
>>3614563
See ya, nerd.
>>3614587
What's stoppin' you from finding some other flower that ISN'T tryin' to kill us all?
>>3614601
The hell're you?
>>3614604
For what? I ain't cooking anything tonight. I have nothing.
>>3614546
You and me both. I really want bacon to go back on the menu.
>>3614582
You have no idea how terrible it is here for me.
Everyone's souls are...stale. They're not right.
And killing someone only to see them walk around moments later defeats the purpose of killing them in the first place.
>>3614508
Awww, is someone hurt? Don't worry, ol' Flowey's gonna take juuuust good care of you! Mmm, that soil is gonna be SO good after he decomposes...
>*Flowey stares at the body, admiring it.
>>3614513
Well, no wonder! It's disgusting! And, maybe you should try thinking them out a little more, or writing them down.
>report them or something, mang
>we had shit like that back when I lived in southern Cali, police always get people to shut up
>>3614528
Oooh, so you ARE a monster! You look really gross, just so you know. You should really try getting some moisturizer in that...uh...mask of yours! Speaking of masks, why do you have one on? Are you ugly?
>>3614556
Haha! Succumbing to the will of a child! How pathetic can a person get? Your mercy will be your end someday, just you wait.
>*Flowey pops underneath the soil and goes away.
>>3614558
It matters not regardless.
>>3614563
Obviously the kill will continue.
>>3614576
I'm already in the arena. Telling me that a plant can make you cry, and then trying to defend yourself? My your ego is so fragile.
>>3614604
I'll need these. Mine happened to vanish in the night.
>>3614555
Some people like arguing, makes them feel good.
>>3614575
Wh-...hey!
...urgh. Be seeing you.
>>3614579
I don't see how.
>>3614601
>She rather immediately seems nervous
...You again?
>>3614339
I have hay fever! Pollen makes my nose itchy!
>>3614604
...I believe the correct course of action...IS RUNNING AWAY!
>>3614604
Dirty little thief... that's my job
>>3614601
Kid's shouldn't be drinking, try something nutritious, like apple juice.
>>3614617
Must be like fighting the omnics all over again for you.
>>3614563
RemberthemissionrememberthemissionfuckfuckfuckFUCK!
>>3614604
And with that night behind me, I'm gonna find an entry point for my kind to flourish...
>>3614604
ONE BOTTOM-TIER CHARACTER DOWN, A BUNCH MORE TO GO.
>>3614604
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3614597
Hmmm... Well alright.
>Releases him.
I'm going to hug you from now on!
>>3614604
You'll be fine by yourself right? Good, then I'll go this way and widen the search area.
>>3614628
You were scary!
>>3614628
It only happens to make them look dumber.
>>3614633
Then arguing with flowers makes you seem even more idiotic. Why would you choose to yell at something you're allergic too.
>>3614604
I love unfair fights. Well, if it's unfair for my enemies.
>>3614617
This little big piggy is probably around. Nothing is stipping him from collecting some treasures. Except me, of course.
>>3614620
A-Alrught, you're getting...
>he spits out some blood that was in his mouth
--a little creepy now. Put me down so we can get back to our regular scheduled program.
>>3614623
So you really wanna tussle, don't cha? I'll warn you; I'm one of the strongest people here. I'll kick your little ass in seconds.
>>3614556
Nuh uh! It took you way longer to get back up! I was already standin' tall by th' time you got up, dumdum! That makes me th' king!
>>3614579
My brother is right here! You probably even know him. It's Naoe-kun or Yamato... or well Onii-chan! He's a bit attracted to trouble but he's a great Onii-chan y'know?
>>3614604
I'll be takin' th' left path and you can take th' right or the opposite! I don't mind, I'll be fine anywhere I go.
>>3614610
Well uhh...people around here always seem to be tryin' 'n pickin' a fight with you... that's a bit weird considerin' you always end up gettin' thrown in the ocean... even if there's no ocean nearby! It's just a lil' bit weird.
>>3614615
I like this one.
>>3614620
oh don't worry about them, it's just silly thoughts really, impossible ideas.
>>3614623
Well what matters to you then?
>>3614604
Ow...
>Picks up the phone
Moshi moshi! Dare desu ka?
>>3614604
BANG! There goes the church lady! I wanted to hit that demon girl though.
>>3614664
Wow, lady, I'd call you smart, but you reaaally seem to be making all sorts of assumptions based on just a group of people yelling at me! But, I must agree, these people really ARE just a bunch of idiots!
>>3614686
You got the wrong number
>>3614615
Never heard of me, eh!?
Heh, don't worry! I know I haven't been 'round here for a while, so I'll fill ya in!
I'm Suika Ibuki! Strongest oni of the land in everything, ESPECIALLY drinkin'!
And who are you, human? Wanna introduce yourself, or are ya just gonna keep starin'~?
>>3614609
Hehehe... that's a compliment, right? If it is, then I thank ya!
>>3614628
Heyo~. You're that engineer girl, huh?
Where's that tank o' yours? Busted?
>>3614645
The hell are you calling me a kid for!? I'm an oni, old man! In fact, I'm older than you are~!
But hey, least I know you're old enough to drink! If ya want you can join me.
>she takes a drink from her gourd
>>3614686
Suika Ibuki! Where's that booze I ordered?!
>>3614662
I still don't get it, considering I don't try to be.
>>3614664
I suppose it's still a sentient being, either way.
>>3614664
In my defense I wasn't yelling at any flowers.
>>3614620
As you put it, I'm a monster. This mask hides my monstrous face. Besides it fits me like a glove.
>>3614645
Except they didn't come back up after I killed them. And they didn't feed me faux souls.
>>3614660
Something seems wrong here...
Will this be a fast game?
>>3614684
No, choose a different one. That flower is not good. It'll hurt you eventually.
>>3614686
>takes the phone away
You don't deserve to communicate with the outside world.
>>3614662
Do it again and I kill you
>>3614680
What!? When did those become tha terms? Ya ain't no king just cause ya get back onto yer feet first.
>>3614680
Yeah, I never really thought about that. I find things make more sense the less you think about them. I'm gonna turn in for tonight though.
Night everyone!
>>3614686
What? I'm sorry, in English please?
>>3614708
It can hurt me all it wants, it did before, so I don't mind.
>>3614698
Right on both accounts.
>She gulps nervously
>>3614707
That was anticlimactic...
