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Sweet, sensual shitposting Edition
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>>3569055
Can we ban Kurisu from making threads.
>>3575272
>tfw you'll never get to make Kurisu's threads
Nth for I'm gonna do it today senpai
>>3575272
But I didn't make the thread.
My threads are GWAR related.
>>3575348
Eat me.
>>3575450
NEVER! Cuddles and teasing only for the silly one!
>>3575430
Ask nicely and I'll think about it.
>>3575508
>He turns around and crosses his arms.
NEVERRR!
>>3575529
>becomes thick
>>3575552
N-n-never?
>>3575552
UUUHHHHH
THICKER
>>3575580
>>3575592
>DD tidies up his cubicle home, dusting the place down and having paid the electric bill turning on the TV. He gives a little stretch and shakes his legs out a little to wake them up. He closes his eyes and lets himself experience the sensations of the multiverse upon his cock and balls. DD pulls back a little, but is still firmly held in the interdimensional gloryhole. He sighs, thinking about how strange it must be to see a random cock and balls just floating in the air in some strange place. Either way, he shuffles to get comfortable, and awaits whatever is coming to him.
Hello /ERP/. Hope your days are going alright
>>3575605
Hello DD. Is nice to see you around once again. I remember one anon asking for some glory hole action and well you were the first one coming into my head. Hope everything is okay
>When you Ctrl+F your name in thread and there was a shit storm before you even woke up
I think I have a magnetic pull to autism
Heeeey~
I feel like doing something kinky! He-he~
Hmm... Any anon feels like allowing me to play with his rear a bit, hmmmm? Nothing painful!
>>3575601
>Shuffles around and lays on her lap-pillow.
M-maybe.
>>3575663
Allright.. But what exactly are you going to do?
>>3575660
Because you egg it on. Just like you do Paul.
>>3575667
Nope! You missed your chance!
Leaving now, bye <3
>>3575700
F-fine! Seeya Captoura!
>>3575693
I'm just bad at giving advise sometimes. I just want everyone to be happy
>>3575728
I love you.
>>3575759
Why?
>>3575657
Hey Anon, thank you for the thought, yes I'm quite alright. Been a little busy in recent months though with work, but other than that doing pretty well. I remember being kinda surprised when I first came here that there weren't more gloryhole interactions. For me it just kinda makes the most sense.
>DD
>>3575771
Why are you questioning it
>>3575475
Please eat me?!
>>3575792
I don't know, because I can?
>>3575809
Well you shouldn't.
>rubs your thigh
>>3575794
I'll think about it.
>waves her butt while she's standing there, waiting for a client to come into the shop
>>3575816
I-is it the nicknames?
>Feels awkward and uneasy
>>3575833
>slaps youre butt
>>3575835
Don't worry, it'll all be over soon...
>Rubs your bulge
>>3575689
I wanna try it! I'll lick it! Yeah!
It's kinky for me to do that!
>Licks her lips with and giggles
>>3575660
>That puffyness
>>3575773
Yeah besides is pretty fun to read your rps and wondering who is in the other side. Well for now I will leave and come back later, I wish you a good afternoon and fathers day pal.
>The male said before walking and patting the stucked male's back with a smile before waving and walking asay
>>3575833
>A client comes in with a curious look
Oh hey.. is there a restroom here?
>>3575794
Why don't YOU eat ME instead?
>>3575871
Shut the FUCK UP!
>>3575821
Thank you!
>>3575854
I'm so confused... who are you and what do you want with me?
>Tries to edge away
>inhales everyone
>>3575866
Puff
>>3575869
>Gives a friendly wave
Take care, Anon.
>>3575893
Inhale my farts you piece of shit.
>>3575888
That's not important, what is important is making you feel...
>Leans in to your ear and whispers
goooooooooood~
>>3575876
rude
>>3575833
>Anon comes in and waves at her.
Hello. Em, excuse me, but what do you sell here?
>>3575922
>Is incredibly creeped out and whimpers.
Please no...not like this...
>>3575876
Sutiy THe FuCK uypy Oypou SUIels sPEic eO FHSIT
>>3575952
Shh... shh, it's alright..
>Slips my hand under your waist band and grabs hold of your thick meaty shaft
Such a big boy! Oh my~
>>3575833
>Anon walks into the shop and awkwardly walks around, trying not to make eye contact with the cashier.
>>3575897
I want to feel that puff in my face
>>3575866
>>3575897
Anon....
>>3575876
>try lock door
>#
>door not lick
>mfw door is krispy
>m
>my fuckin mfw when yurt kurappu
>mfr im kisruso??
>??!!!!????
>>>>>
>>3575953
I
FUCKING
DESPISE
YOU
>>3575931
FUCK YOU!
>>3575930
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFF!
>>3575982
B-but I just want to cuddle...
>Attempts to move away from the grip
W-why are you doing this to me? WHO ARE YOU?!
Has anyone seen my master?
>>3576015
>>3576025
PUFF
>>3576038
its me goku
>>3575850
H-hey ~
>>3575870
Sorry sir, the restroom is only for employes
>She said while she moves her arm while talking
>>3575936
All kind of stuff! you just need to you chosee, everything has a price so you can choose whatever you want.. products of course!
>>3575989
>She looks at the anon, walking around the shop and utters
Sir, are you looking for something, can I help you?
>>3575915
>>3576038
I'm a long time admirer, you're in good care now~
>Starts to stroke your length slowly
Be a good boy and get hard for me~ <3
>>3576042
I'll be your master!
>>3576047
>Strokes my cock over the booty
This needs painting white!
>>3576060
Well I really need to go so can I go if i take you with me miss?
>He leans in to try and read her nametag
>>3576060
>Anon glances at her and vlushes
Uh...n-nothing....w-well do you sell...medicine?
>>3576060
>comes to the register with a dozen donuts, glue, and a dozen donut holes
>>3576042
Heh....your master? He's already dead....pathetic. And now youll be joining him!
>>3576026
ROFL
WHAT THE FUCK
>>3576085
>>3576042
No I'm afraid I haven't.
>>3575857
I want to lick those feet.
>>3576084
B-but this is lewd! St-stop this at once!
>Awkwardly shuffles away, stiffening slowly under the teasing.
O-or at least explain yourself!
>>3576060
Just the products? Are you sure? I would buy you if you let me~
>>3576111
fuckof kruts
im kUusu now
>>3575833
How much do I have to pay to be trained by a training cruiser?
>>3576128
>Uses my other hand to tease at your nipple, gently flicking at it and rubbing it
What's there to explain? You are in need of release and I'm going to help you
>Tightes grip on your cock so you can't move away
I want to gattai with Kurisu!
>>3576047
I want to put my tongue against that puffyness!
>>3576095
>>3576097
>>3576106
>>3576145
Just fucking rape her.
>>3576181
Morrigan has far more rapeable ava's if thats what they were in for, also i hope they bring back CC sometime
>>3576181
Jesus Gwen let me build a narrative.
>>3576161
>Struggles and gives a stilted laugh towards the nameless, faceless, genderless attacker.
Ha-ha- I'm fine, really! I don't need any service!
>>3576181
Why don't you shut up before YOU get raped?
>>3576213
Oh? Then why is your cock becoming stiff?
>They said feeling accomplished. Now with your cock hardened , they are able to stroke even faster
What don't you understand? You don't have a choice here, sweetie~
>>3576125
I can give you my feet for any naughty purpose you'd want... If you let me taste your ass or balls... For a little bit! I just want to do something nauuughty. Can we do it, hmmm?
>>3576272
Are you offering a rimjob?
>>3576272
While that guy uses you feet, I'd be more than happy to teabag you.
How do I ERP? I've never done it before.
>>3576259
B-but anyone would if they started to get jerked! At least tell me who you are!
>He squirms and struggles, still trying to get away. At the very least, he grabs their arm at attempts to get them to stop.
>>3576307
>massages your feet
>you like this
>>3575857
Those feet,
>>3576272
Tempting, you are just gonna lick it right? No teeth?
>>3576312
>Moves my hand away from your nipple and covers your mouth
ALright, I;'ve had ENOUGH of you. Shut the fuck up and take it like a MAN
>Grips your cock as hard as I can and starts stroking it relentlessly
>>3576204
>>3576210
Don't mind me and my shitposts.
>>3576225
Sorry senpai, I'll go back to lurking.
>>3576329
Bazinga
>>3576167
WE SHALL PIERECE!
>>3576181
Why don't you rape me?
>>3576359
>Gropes you out of lurking
>>3576373
FUCK YOU
>rams my dick into your heart
>>3576281
Kinda... I just wanna try it! It's so naughty, he-he~
>>3576301
Ohh.. that means you'll get the whole sack in my mouth..?
>She's getting more and more excited
I can do it!
>>3576329
Of course! Unless you want me to teasefuly bite you, hehe
>>3576307
Lurk to get a feel. Pick a character or approach one and just try to advance the scene with each post. Saying "He groans" does nothing for anyone.
>>3576350
>He screams into it and starts to breath heavily, huffing hot air from his nose onto their hand. He closes his eyes and stiffens up completely under their assault.
>>3576060
I thought mechanon was gonna play Kashima?
Well you ERP more than he does so keep at it, Morrigan-chan
>>3576320
What a kind-hearted gesture, perhaps I could pay you back by removing lice from your hair?
>>3576429
Struggle all you want, sweetie~ It'll only make the release that much better!
>Starts nibbling on your ear while continuing to stroke you really fast
I love you, baby.
>>3576484
How do I image.
This is only level one shitposting
>>3576490
>Starts to whimper and squirm as his tip starts to leak precum slowly. He attempts to throw a punch with his eyes closed, but completely misses. They start to slowly leak as well. His head hangs in defeat.
>>3576497
>Tag hands her a love letter before vanishing
>>3576484
>Kisses your lips then gropes your butt.
>>3576561
It'll all be over as soon as you cum, honey! Just cum for me~
>Strokes you as fast as I possibly can
You can do it! Just shoot already!
>>3576423
Yeah, it means I'd fill your mouth up all the way with my sack. I should warn you though, my nuts are pretty hefty, I don't know if you can manage to get them both in there!
>He reaches forward and places a hand on her cheek, giving it a stroke
I bet that mouth of yours looks very pretty with a huge pair of balls packing it to the brim~
>>3576593
>Starts to shudder and shake as the tears stream down his face, slowly dripping across their hand. His tongue starts to loll out, only to meet the covering hand. His cock wells up before spurting a large load forcefully in several thick ropes, surely covering at least their hand.
>>3576095
Sure! I can wait outside the door to make sure you are there and you don't touch anything else, thats totally fine sir
>>3576097
Yes I do, is over here
>She points behind her, a large box with lots of medicines with prices
>>3576106
Ohh... ehmm..
>A little bit out of training she starts passing each donut through the register on the laser
>>3576136
Uh!
>She looks at him. a bit suprised but she smiles almost suddenly
Well... If you can pay enough....
>>3576160
Around......
>She looks at the ceiling, rubbing her index finger on her chin
Hmmm.....
>>3576442
(I don't know who is Kashima, I found her using google search of the first image I posted.
I can stop posting If someone else is already playing this character)
>>3576648
I give you my blessing, go for it
>>3576640
Good boy!
>Leaves you with a mess in your pants
>>3576659
HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD!!!!!
>>3576662
>Opens his eyes and grabs their arm
P-please! At least tell me who you are! I'll even give you a name!
>>3576682
>>3576648
Um... Yea thatll work...
>He lets her guide him to the restroom but he cant help but imagine taking her all over the restroom
>>3576648
>waits until she scans every donut
you know you could have just scanned the box
>>3576690
You monster, you've Captoura'd my heart!
>>3576707
>tfw dad is on the other side of the country today drinking and he told me to fuck off when I called him
>>3576648
>Anon's face freezes with fear. Of course the medicines were behind the counter, and it had to be a girl serving
W-well I want a...specific kind of medicine. One for...for men only. That you know...helps them.
>>3576648
>A young man in school uniform squats outside the store, surrounded by empty cans of beer and magazines, as he tends to his pompadour, glaring at whoever passes by.
NANDA KURE?!
>>3576745
Stalker?
>>3576648
For you, I’ll pay anything~
>He moves around the counter, staying behind her. He grabs her breast, before he whispers into her ear.
Perhaps you should start with your mouth~ it’s up to you really~
>>3576604
I'll do it... Easily!
>She looks at you with serious face, and carefully touched your balls through the pants; she wasn't actually sure if she could swallow them properly, but she'd never show hesitance.
Get your pants off and get your balls ready~
>Swallows heavily and looks right into your eyes
>>3576769
No, I could just tell from the style. Though, I'm impressed you didn't use any of the fun phrases.
I actually set up the nickname for that in advance, having a feeling of where it'd go. Maybe I'll give you a non-joke one next time
>>3576809
>the style
????? I've literally never RP'd like this before. Baka?
>>3576565
>Gwen blushes, opening the letter to read it.
>>3576589
That's much better.
>Pulls Parsee in close.
>>3576858
Well, I just replaced the pronouns with other things. Like Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German, then it all made sense. Maybe I am just dumb, though. I won't discredit the possibility.
>>3576707
Chef?
>>3576898
Yes?
>>3576796
>Grins and gives her hair a gentle stroke, chuckling a little bit
I like your confidence! Alright then, let's see if you've got what it takes.
>He unzips his pants and unbuckles his belt, dropping them and tugging down his boxers, exposing his slowly hardening shaft and his large, puffy nutsack. He sits down on a chair, stroking his cock as it grows harder.
Mmm, how's this~?
I'm here to take your sooooouuuuulllllssss
Nah, just kidding. It's me, Aradia.
>>3576893
Shocking truth!
>>3576423
Ok you got my attention. How do you want to do this, on a bed or on the floor?
>>3576968
But hey, at least you finally got your cummies?
>>3576989
Thank you! <3
>>3576968
>tfw chika left erp
>>3577026
Aftersex cuddling?
>Opens his arms
>>3576954
I'ma fuck it
>>3576695
>She guides the anon over the depot until she reaches the bathroom and opens the door
Right there sir, I'm going to run with the responsibility of how your utilize the bathroom, please dont use it as a public bathroom
>>3576698
Ohh... yes I could... I'm sorry sir, I lost my practice
>She chuckles
Its going to be $50
>>3576734
Only for men? only for men... OH! condoms
>She grabs one pack of condoms
This is what you want, right sir?
>>3576735
>She looks at the young man and yells
You can't do this, go away or I call the cops!
>>3576782
>She pushes a button under the cash register and the doors of the store close
Perhaps I should.... its going to cost you 250 dollars...
>>3577078
Yea uh... thanks
>He uses the bathroom quickly, once he finishes he cleans it up just long enough for her to worry, he opens the door and peaks his head out
Any chance of getting you back here with me?
>>3577078
$50 for all this?? are you serious?!
>>3576881
>Kisses on the lips more before holding your hand and gazing at the stars with you.
>>3577039
<3
>>3577121
>Wraps around her, stroking her hair.
<3
>>3577078
>He moves his hand down to her panties, stroking her pussy through the fabric.
How about we make it 300 and you deepthroat it~?
>>3577078
>Anon stares at the pack of condoms and starts sweating
Uh...n-no...it's to...help...men with-with a problem.
>>3576898
Was there something this person wanted? Or did they just want to call me by one of my nicknames?
>>3577135
Let's fall asleep like this...~
>Kisses your cheek
>>3576919
>all her attention was on the process of you removing your pants and underwear; with her eyes tied to your pulsating cock and huge balls, she crawled closer to you when you sat down. She took a smell of a head and then lowered her head. She carefully licked your sack a bit
I need to make them wet first, right? I'll lick them a bit and then will get inside my mouth, ok?
>Seeing that your balls are really huge, she starts to worry
>>3576970
Ahh, rimjob? I think we should get on the bed! You'll just lay on your belly and relax.
>>3577210
>sits on your face
>>3577197
>Picks her up and carries her to bed, snuggling around her, putting her head into his beating chest. He gently kisses the top of her head.
>>3576915
Do you ava or are you strictly anon?
>>3577210
I would love to rub my cock against your feet until I came onto your legs.
>>3577210
Alright,but I want those feet afterwards.
>Anon crawls onto the bed, laying on his stomach.
>>3577237
I've tried to ava twice now, neither went terribly well, I can't handle too many people at once and type slow. I've been trying to speed up for another go with at least one of the two I've tried now.
>>3577255
I'd love for you to rape me with that cock again
>>3577288
Who did you play?
>>3577232
g-good night, sweetie..
>>3577210
>His hard cock gives a throb at as she gets down and drags her tongue across his sack. His nuts tighten a little bit and he sighs from the pleasurable sensations. He runs a hand through her hair softly, stroking her head while using the other to lightly work his shaft.
Yeah, that's right, get them really nice and wet~
>His newly soggy sack easily squishes beneath her tongue as she pressed into it, his jewels rolling over it.
>>3577341
>Holding her tight against him, he speaks softly.
Good night, Captoura...
>>3577322
Megumi Todokoro very briefly on one day before giving up. And Dusk at the masquerade.
>>3577401
*Tadakoro
>>3577298
Soon.
>>3577104
Uhm? is there a problem sir?
>She assumes that because he opened the door she already finished and she stands in front of the door and pushes a bit the door to be able to see inside
>>3577111
Uhh... yeah... thats the price sir...
>She looks at the boxs and it says a cheaper price
Ohh... ehmm.. yeah... If you dont want them I can cancel the transaction
>>3577139
Thats a deal ~
>She smiles once again as her eyes shine at the thought of it and she moves her hand on your crotch, cupping your growing bulge
>>3577158
To help men with a problem?...
OH! you are experimenting the male pregnancy? I have everything you need, everything over haga
>She moves to the right side and waves her palm
There!
>>3577511
A male problem... come in and ill explain it, i dont want to talk about it with an open door...
>He keeps his lower body out of her sight, his pants and boxers already off and tucked away out of her view
>>3577230
>Pushes you off and lightly hits your thigh
Like, say something before doing this! Crazy!
>>3577255
O-ohh... You can put them together if you want... I mean if you want to squeeze your cock between them...
>>3577278
>She quickly removes your underwear and gets behind with her face right above your ass. She puts her hands on your buttcheeks and carefully stretches your ass, soon making the hole visible. As it became possible, she gives the hole a short kiss
>>3577511
>Anon was red in the face and sweating like it was 100 degrees in the store
NO! It's for...when a certain area...doesn't work.
>>3577298
Is it weird if I want this too?
...
No, never mind I said nothing.
>>3577553
Forks.
>sits on your face again
>>3577511
no, no! that's a fucking steal! only $50?! holy shit!
>he gets out his wallet and hands her 1000 mexican pesos
>>3577566
>>3577566
It's not weird, you're always begging to be raped.
>>3577576
What are you staring at?
>>3577600
I don't know what you're talking about! (It's not rape if you want it!)
>>3577658
Your stupid outfit.
>>3577511
>male pregnancy
>>3577576
>Pokes the Taiga
>>3577678
I like her outfit.
>>3577678
This tsun-tsun shtick again? What stupid outfit?
>>3577745
tfw never got miku pregnant so can't celebrate father's day
>>3577727
Ah, I see. Well I guess It'd be better to say I didn't, considering neither went well.
>>3577364
>She spits on your balls in several places and then warmly exhales right on the sack. After that she starts rapidly moving her wet tongue around your balls, making them clean from the sweat; pretty soon your sack is leaking with the saliva, with every bump thoroughly licked several times. She kisses each part of your balls and lets herself relax for a bit
Oh... Alright, I feel like they are wet enough.
>She put her left hand on your sloppy sack and caressed it a bit, massaging with her fingers
Alright... I can start swallowing them?
>She gulped, getting ready for the work
>>3577553
>Parsee lightly places her hands onto both of the champion's ankles, bringing both of her feet onto her erected cock
>>3577742
Go Mika! Tell it like it is!
>>3577761
(There's still time. You can be a father by next Father's Day!)
>>3577742
>Mika-Miku
Never have I expected to see such a perfect combo
>>3577891
Well that condom certainly ain't gonna help, Miku. You do know how this works, right?
lolis are for penile in butt
>>3577553
>Anon is startled as he feels her lips on his opening, it felt weird but it was a good weird.
Ooh...! Wow that feels pretty nice
I want to impregnate _______
>>3577790
>He nods his head, moaning at the pleasant tonguebath assaulting his sensitive ball sack. He smiles at her, giving her head another gentle stroke
Yeah, go ahead and suck on my nuts. Let's see how much you can squeeze into that mouth of yours~
>He strokes his dick a little bit faster, now coming to full hardness in front of the woman's face as he runs his hand over it. His cock throbs hard and his tip leaks a little pre in anticipation.
>>3577532
Uhmm..
>She think for a second and she walks in and closes the door behind her, without the lock
Whats the problem? I see everything's in this bathroom
>>3577562
OHHH you want viagra?
>She yells and her voice resounds on the store
I have a couple of those over here
>She leans forward and grabs a bottle
This, sir? ~
>>3577572
Sir... I dont accept pesos, you need to use dollars, you know, real money!
>She grabs the 1000 mexican pesos and she throw them into the trash
$50 please ~
>>3577928
Kenny
>>3577928
you
>>3577928
Taiga
>>3577928
kallen
>>3577952
Hello
Do you sell Alcohol
>>3577952
>Anon looks like he's about to cry, his entire body is shaking
Y-yes...that. How...how much for it?
>>3577928
I want Yuruposter to impregnate me
>>3577952
Well now everything is in this bathroom... Is there anything I can do to uh... play with you?
>when she eventually turns around she would notice his lack of any kind of pants or boxers and throbbing erection
>>3577928
Chara.
>>3577902
I-I know how this works, obviously! ...It requires a cheat code, right?
>>3577952
ah shit, sorry.
>he rummages through his wallet for a second before handing her 1113089.94 vietnamese dongs
>>3577928
Miyafuji
>>3577928
Kogure
Astolfo
Leberecht Maass + Max Schultz
Ruka
>>3577928
Kawai
>>3577113
>Kisses you back, bitting your lip as I pull away and lay back with you.
>>3577928
Kurisu.
And by impregnate I mean I want to rip open her chest and lay my eggs in her abdomen.
>>3577997
I can do it without cheats pretty easily, actually. But if you want to use the code, what you have to do is take a needle and poke some holes into that condom before you give it to me.
>>3577980
Hey Mecha
>>3578029
Nope!
>>3575057
I approve of this
>>3578021
That's my job.
>>3578124
>Steals chips
>>3578124
>Takes home
>>3577977
No, sorry Sir, we dont sell alcohol but we sell cigarettes
>>3577979
This particular bottle? $30 ~
>She smiles at the anon, waitin for his response
Do you want it?
I may... know another product that is cheaper.... but I think it could take longer
>>3577987
>Those words makes her tremble awkwardly and she turns around and gasps and his throbbing erection in front of her, she moves her hand behind her trying to grab the handle of the door and when she wraps her hand on it.. she locks the door and drops on her knees, looking at his erection as her eyes shine
>>3577998
S-sir.... I need dollars.. should I cancel the transaction?..
>She moves her hand just beneath the cancel button and looks at him with a smile
>>3578024
Geez, I call Iowa a dumb boat enough, you expect me to fall for such an obvious trick?
>She stuck out her tongue and tossed the condom at him
>>3578148
But pandas don't lay eggs.
>>3577856
>Jinx looked back with a noticeable smirk on her face. As you got your cock between the feet, she instantly pushed them together, tightly squeezing your cock tightly
He-he, all good?~ And yeah, are you okay with the stocking, miss?
>>3577927
See?
>She quickly kisses your butthole two more times and then made a spit on it, making it all wet
So you want feet, yeah?
>She slowly starts licking your asshole, pushing on the hole with the tip of the tongue
>>3577937
Okay... Say if it's warm and wet inside enough for you...
>Opens her mouth as wide as she can and slowly gets your balls inside, starting with right side. She tries really hard not to touch the skin with her teeth, heavily breathing right on your wet ballsack. Slowly, but confidently she gets your balls inside her mouth completely; she coughed and warmly exhaled on your balls with all the effort to make it warm and comfortable inside.
>>3578193
>Anon looks in his wallet. 20 dollars, and he wasn't sure he could survive going to another store. He looked at the cashier with pained eyes
What...what's the other product?
>>3578193
Oh your into it? ill pay you after but... can you atleast take the top off, that chest has been taunting me in there...
>He gently puts hsi cock closer to her face, more then eager that she locked them in together
>>3578029
Not me though I can appreciate his taste
>>3577928
Gwen.
>>3578193
woops, my bad
>he discards the dongs and goes back to his wallet. as he searches, she notices his zipper is down and his dick is hanging out
>>3578208
I'm going to unleash a cloud of my spores into her.
>>3578215
(forgot the pic)
>>3578010
Please reconsider.
>>3578261
>>3578167
You know you could have just asked, jackass.
>>3578188
>hits with a wrench
Listen, creeper, I don't have time for your crap. I don't really care what you're up to, but go kidnap someone else.
>>3578230
This is nice post
>>3578246
>>3578021
H-Hello?
>>3576047
>post stuff like this
>say sluts turn you off
????
How's everyone's legs doing?
>>3578309
Hi!
>>3578313
Everyone likes to think they're not a slut, especially the narcissists.
>>3577928
That blonde ninja from last night
>>3578304
thank u 4 sayin
u r beary nice 2
>>3578325
Dead
>>3578207
>He catches the condom doing his best to hide his disappointment.
Aww, you got me. It was just a joke, of course.
>He pretends to try to open the condom up, but puts no strength into his hands to make it seem like the wrapper won't rip open.
Huh, dang, this wrapper is sure sealed tight. Think they do that these days to make sure nothing happens to it. Let me get some scissors. You stay here.
>>3577990
>Stabs
>>3578313
YOU'RE TAKING THAT QUOTE OUT ON CONTEXT
... Kinda.
It's hard to explain, like. avas taking as many anons as they can. Fine, good. I support it. Do that
But in private message and irl just girls that's all like "Eh wanna fuck" No. This does not expand dong
/end blogpost
>>3578327
Why must any socks or legwear be my fetish.
>>3578371
>Screeches
WHAT THE HELL CHAR-BAR, IT'S A COMPLIMENT!
