ERP thread.
Is it a boy? Is it a girl? Who cares just fuck them till your hearts content edition.
Previous thread:
>>3564606
First for LD is cancer
I wanna do lewd things with Shimakaze
Nth for sleep.
>>3569073
I'm hopeless
He's a great guy but I'm just too far down, ya know
>>3569086
Go to sleep!
>>3569040
Oh okay anon!
>>3569050
Is there something wrong?
>>3569085
Ah bad anon!
>>3569104
How am I supposed to resist when you flaunt that cute body in that outfit all the time?
>>3569088
Would you be aroused if I cuck you with DMG and she makes fun of you while I plow her from behind?
>>3569088
i dont even get that much
just told to shut up and fuck off
>>3569127
Hey, Eddo! Why does the furniture store keep calling you?
>>3569117
Yeah I guess I could fap to that
can you fuck her heart too?
>>3569120
I need to do both of those
So a ship girl, a green alien, a middle school girl, a princess, Eddy, and two anons walk into a bar.
>>3569135
"All I wanted was a one night stand!"
>>3569109
This outfit is my uniform and it was been made to be aerodynamic so I can be as fast as possible and not for bad thoughts!
>>3569141
AND THEN THE BALLET DANCER SAYS
ANIHILATION? I THOUGHT HER NAME WAS SUSAN!
hahah
get it?
cus she got anhilated
ohhhhhhh
>>3569149
They aren't bad thoughts, though, they're thoughts of pure love.
>>3569151
Haha...ha.. who let this guy unto the stage?
>>3569149
Bad thoughts would come anyway, not much diff if you went full nude.
>>3569174
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466329548435.webm
I'll just give you the webm fuck
>>3569159
Love!?
>She blushes slightly.
Like how I-Iowa-chan had taught me...
>>3569180
Nude? I wouldn't go nude because I have decency!
>>3569212
Never had thoughts?
Tell me a joke, /ERP/
>when you still depressed.
>>3569246
My life
>>3569247
same
>>3569245
N-No! Anyway I have to dash so bye!~
>>3569246
The Alice poster.
>>3569255
Now tell me a good joke
>>3569272
Any chance of me ever having friends
>>3569246
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
>>3569276
I said a good joke.
>>3569296
My relationships with anybody here
>>3569301
GOOD JOKE
After a long day at work the owner returns to his faithful companion. The dog sits quietly at his feet while he kneels down and asked it "How was your day?" The dog replies, "ruff!"
...I-I don't know....
>>3569279
That sounds vaguely familiar!
>>3569306
I've got more
umm..
the chance of me ever finding love!
anyone who actually cares about me!
me not fucking up everything!
h-hhahhaaha hahahaah
>>3569086
Nth for fully awake
>>3569318
First a talking gorilla and now a talking dog.
>>3569332
JUST ONE GOOD JOKE IS ALL I'M ASKING FOR.
>>3569353
ME
I'm a fucking joke
JUST
>>3569369
FUCK
>>3569352
Thats a mage talking dog to you, dark clothed person!
....It sounded a whole lot better in my head...honest.
>>3569384
MY
>>3569392
JOKE
>>3569369
I shitposted you earlier but I honestly wonder is this all just satire? And DMG is in on the joke? I'm not trying to shitpost or anything, I'm honestly curious.
>>3569401
UP
>>3569403
No I really hate myself
DMG does too
>It's another LD breaks down episode.
>>3569410
I'm sick of the both of you so it all evens out I guess. You're young and stupid, so you have that excuse at least. Good luck.
>>3569390
Mage? So you're magic. Am I supposed to be impressed?
>>3569403
(I understand what they're doing, Mechanon. If what they've said is true and DMG did spend 2 hours trying to help them, then they've already heard everything there is to here from help. "It'll get better", "you're not as bad as you think you are". They're at the point where nothing can get through to them and they're hurting, everything around them hurts, every feeling hurts, and all they can do is beat themselves up emotionally and point out what they think about themselves to anyone who's willing to listen and the thread just happens to be an outlet. I've done similar before.)
>>3569416
>It's another "Let's just shitpost about it and never fix the problem" episode
>>3569419
Yeah I guess
But I mean I'm not allowed to mature or learn from my mistakes ever, that's impossible right?
>>3569426
Can you cuck me pls
>>3569432
>Can you cuck me pls
What did she mean by this?
>>3569432
What I said just implies you have time to grow and learn. If you learn how to read, anyway.
DMG just seems to not know any better and doesn't realize any time she entertains you it restarts the cycle. You're both messed up.
>>3569426
Well, I was an idiotic teenager at one point too, I know how it goes.
>>3569426
Well...I...a little?....Even though I'm not that good a mage....
>>3569318
>familiar
Rorshach, Watchmen.
>>3569449
>What did she mean by this?
What are you listening to?
>>3569432
(I won't lay a finger on DMG. I know how much they mean to you. I, personally, would never force you to go through that pain. Besides, I'm considering not doing anything anymore anyway.)
>>3569452
Why am I not surprised? Very well then, dog. Show me a trick.
>>3569246
My life....
>Still depressed nazi
>>3569461
(Can I touch Iowa?)
>>3569461
I need to just get over him
you're fine
>>3569450
yh pretty much
>>3569449
Can you fuck my heart and cum in my bloodstream
>>3569461
>it's a 'jiro's considering quitting again' episode
Ya gotta stop that stuff, mate. You always come back. Just chillax and go with the flow like I do.
>>3569470
That's my joke
>>3569461
>Determined she puffs out her chest, grasp her wand and then....her mind draws a blank. Her eyes nervously drift over to him, but with that mask blocking the way she has no hopes in reading his expression. A shaky bead of sweat trickles down over her brow as she she clears her throat and at random yells "Tada"
See! Um...something. It's just invisible!
>>3569470
(And what's got you down, Karl? You're usually so chipper from what I've seen. Memories?)
>>3569478
(Why are you asking me? Do it. I'm not stopping you.)
>>3569450
(Sometimes we don't grow up. Sometimes we still act like this. Sometimes when our hearts break, our world ends. We can still wake up and the sun will be shining but damned if we don't hate that we're awake.)
>>3569490
(Even so. I still won't.)
>>3569493
(Different reasons this time, Mechanon. Autistic reasons based on a very skewed sense of beliefs that are quite possibly delusional and illfounded but are beliefs I hold nonetheless)
>>3569506
>the cloaked figure clapped. He held his hands together for a moment and then clapped again. Another moment, and then another clap, and then another. Slow, sarcastic claps that were punctuated by one final, very drawn out clap where he leaned forward, and despite the mask on his face, it was clear he was very unimpressed
>>3569461
You should leave.
>>3569453
Thank you anon! I haven't read that in quite sometime. I know what I'll be doing during lunch break during classes tomorrow.
>>3569536
Roleplay as Rorshach IRL!?
And no problem, buddyboy.
>>3569490
It's late and there's no pussy around I feel like filling, I'll pick your brain a bit LD.
What was so amazing about DMG that you've literally broken yourself over him? I doubt you even read most of the replies sent your way, you have a pre-conceived notion about what everyone says to you and you don't really take it in.
I mean, you took that wedding thread seriously and he showed up late and patronized you the entire time over it, I kinda felt bad for you at the time. No one's worth that time and misery, especially someone you just jerked off with a few times.
>>3569529
Fair enough, up to you. I've considered quitting myself at times since friends I've made her have moved on in various ways, including yuru. I can still talk to them, but without them in the thread it feels a little more lonely for me. But I still like it here, for the most part.
>>3569761
Please leave you are literally worst than LD.
>>3569529
I'm still clinging onto this love, when that guy fucked her heart and then his last post was "I got closer to your heart then LD ever will" I practically fucking shattered right then
like holy shit
and DMG playing it off like a joke really didn't help me at all
I'm really fucking broken right now, it's been a downward spiral and nobody's helping me at all, I just keep fucking spiraling down and down and down and fuck
I really need to sleep it's 6:24 am now and I've been up all morning
>>3569761
We did a lot more than just jerk it a few times, I really fucking cared about him, like, every single part of me wanted him to be happy, and knowing I'm the one that fucking hurt him like this is just too much for me
It doesn't help that everyone else fucking hates me over it too
>>3569780
I'll take it into consideration
>>3569780
>blogposts at dead hours, lewds on occasion
>vs
>never lewds now and drama posts almost constantly
For fucks sake its still going?
LESS OF THE SAME DRAMA ON INFINITE LOOP
MORE TITTAYS
>>3569789
LD would there be a way to privately talk with you?
>>3569529
>Her fist trembles along the shaft, shoulders lurching with each clap till he finally leans in and stares a whole straight through her. Having had enough she aggressively stomps her foot into the earth and waves her wand above her head, conjuring a weak, but impressive hail of ice and then setting it a blaze, only for it to fall wide of the mark and it backfires in her face with a comical puff of thick smoke. The soot drapes her fur and all but her eyes teal eyes poke through it.
......
Hey hey hey! All you people need to cheer up and start having fun!
>>3569751
Thats the ticket! Stand up at lunch, toss something hot and scolding in a classmates face and with gusto declare that I;m not locked up in there with them, they're locked up in here with me!
I butchered that...
>>3569810
I want to lewd but like I really just can't manage it
That being said I've made DMG cum twice in PMs since he's unblocked me, so that's something anyway
Maybe I'll lewd someone later after I take a nap
>>3569826
I'm on discord man
Dominator#1543
>>3569824
Big fuckin tits
>>3569530
(In time.)
>>3569761
>No one's worth that time and misery
(I beg to differ but that's neither here nor there.
And ultimately if I do decide to be the end, I'll still lurk, occasionally post even, but it will be less and less and over time... nothingness)
>>3569789
(I understand. I looked up that whole thing in the archive as I was not here to see it live. I was impressed at the intent and the dedication but ultimately I did not share the jubilation everyone did at the parting note he left. You should sleep then. Who knows what you'll wake up to tomorrow? A better day? A worse day? There's really no way of telling despite how you feel. In the end, do you want to be helped? Do you want to be put back together? And if there's any "yes" to those questions, is it DMG that you want to do all that for you?)
>>3569828
>the man's head tilted at the spectacle that took place before him. There was a slight intrigue at the formation of hail but as quickly as the spell backfired, so did his intrigue evaporate. The cloaked figure merely shook his head and a made a sound of doubt
You should stick to puppy tricks.
>>3569860
Just being around him reminds me of the fucking pain though
I know I mean the world to him but every second I just feel that resentment, that scar that will never be forgotten
He still doesn't trust me
>>3569789
Here's where we hit an infinite feedback loop cause none of that stops until you stop bothering him or the thread about it for awhile. You consider 'awhile' to be a few days to a week at most. This is the sort of thing that needs weeks if not months to leave the public consciousness. You got 6k hours in TF2 man, you can easily lose yourself to something that's not sad posting in a forum that doesn't wanna hear about it. If you can't do that, just stop replying to him or trying to get his attention in-thread.
People even like Nue now, it just took awhile.
>>3569837
I'm trying Akarinon; you need to post more to fill the yuru gap.
>>3569860
Misery has no worth if there's no payoff, whether it be some sort of personal growth or some sort of gain like money or materials. LD's suffering to suffer, and really DMG's constantly enabling him(having LD make him cum twice while he's STILL acting like this?) is about as bad as LD's behavior in my opinion.
I've said my piece, I'm done on the topic.
As for you Jiro, you need to chill. A lot of people like you, and considering the edgy shit you say the fact you haven't been meme'd in to the ground like Diego was speaks to the community finding you at least tolerable.
>>3569860
>Hopes shattered she collapses, hugging the metal object to her chest and weakly shakes her head side to side. A low sniffle eking out of her wrinkled black nose.
I-I promise it's worked before! I can do better then just sit and roll over!
>>3569899
I really hate TF2 now
I just can't enjoy it anymore, tried playing some today to get my mind off everything and went like 14something kills and 4 deaths before I just ragequit again
Nothing's really fun anymore
>>3569824
yeah holy fuck theres been people talking to him this entire time and he's still all "NO ONE WILL HELP ME"
i think whoever said he expects some magic word that'll fix everything right away was right
>>3569940
I mean yeah people are talking to me but were not getting anywhere
It's an outlet for my crippling depression so whatever
>>3569890
(Regaining trust is a long, arduous and seemingly hopeless process, but it does happen. And of course we never forget our scars. And of course they may never truly stop hurting. Wounds close up over time, the pain dulls, but truly, is it not just one reminder, one memory away from opening it anew all over again? What do you want? Do you want to heal, or do you want to be with them in some form, even if it means watching them be with someone else? And none of that "at least they're happier" diatribe. That is, from my perspective, quitter talk. If you love them, you make them happy. You find a way to make them happy. You give them a happiness that no other person can ever match, but you cannot do that if you allow yourself to suffer like this and let the pain and despair cloud your mind and bog your senses.)
>>3569899
(You're right. I'll cease talk of it now. Whatever I decide is only for me to know. And besides, it's not like I'll ever truly say goodbye. Because you're right. I could take a break, it could be awhile, but if I never say goodbye I could just as easily show up like nothing happened. If I say goodbye then how's that going to look if I show up again? So it will always be "see you later".)
>>3569915
Are you going to cry, puppy? Maybe you should roll over and play dead.
Oh. Hey there everyone.
>>3569975
>(Best girl
And me without a vanilla avatar, goddammit)
>>3569970
I want to, believe me I want to be everything to him
it's just not gonna work
sure I can tease him and shit and make him cum and we can play games together for hours but I'm just never going to be what I was to him ever again
Honestly I just want him to be happy, and I don't trust myself enough to do that for him
>>3569997
Oh stop, you'll make me blush.
>>3569970
>Sure she felt a tear mat her cheek, but she'd catch it on the back of her hand and stand to meet him. She had her fill of these grating insults and plugged his chest with a stern finger.
I'll get better, jerk! You'll see! Then the only one who will be rolling over and playing dead is you when I kick your butt by showing all my awesome magical ability's!
Don't make me bully you nerds!
Can't we just go back to telling Alice poster they're shit at RP?
>>3570005
Boohoo bitch, you had your chance.
>>3570005
(Ask yourself, do you want to be happy? Don't include DMG or anyone else into the equation. This is entirely about you, do you, LD, want to be happy?)
>>3570033
>the hooded specter looked down at the finger pressed against his chest with a small touch of amusement. Then he looked back at the determined face of the self-proclaimed mage and his condescending tone continued
I'll believe it when I see it.
>>3569844
But he didn't wear the mask at that point! You need to wear the mask!
>>3569899
I try to so I can cheer up anons in need, but I don't intend on replacing Yuruposter, as much of an honor as that would be!
Don't be sad, robotfriend, try to be happy for them to the best of your abilities.
If you are a soundthemed robot, why don't you play some happy music for the thread to dance to? That would be so cool!
>>3570053
Do you even fucking KNOW what I've been through?
>>3570054
Yeah
>>3570045
he hasn't posted yet tonight
i think he's done another "LEAVING FOREVER" this week
>>3570069
>Do you even fucking KNOW what I've been through?
dude
anyone that's been in the threads for more than 5 seconds today has heard you bitch about it repeatedly as though you're the only person on the planet to ever fuck up a relationship in the hopes maybe the next person knows the secret magic words to rewrite reality according to your wishes
>>3570060
I'm not sad really. Tired and hungry, but not sad.
My weekend officially starts now, I just wish I wasn't late to the party as always and had a lood to lood.
>>3570058
(Best P4 girl you dang drama desiring dingus. Just like Mercy is best OW girl.)
>>3570069
(Then be happy. Take the first step on the long road to achieving that goal. Whatever you decide to do next, do it for yourself. Not for DMG, not for the thread, but for you. And then you keep going. You're going to relapse. You're going find yourself back at square one. It's going to be long. It's going to be hard. But you keep going, no matter what. Along the way, you pick yourself up. You put yourself back together, and at the end of it all, you come out the kind of person who can be happy, and who can make others happy.)
>>3570069
Of course I do, your laundry has been out for everyone to see, so don't come at me with that shit. I put mine on display and am proud of it.
>>3569246
Your porn folder.
>>3570079
Let's hope this time he really does leave forever. If it weren't for him doing that every weekend no one would even know he existed.
>>3570069
What do you even see in him, senpai? He's like 500 pounds, hairy as fuck.
>>3570054
>She seemed to struggle with the mask, no matter how hard she peered into it she simply couldn't read him. To the point it seemed to peeve her as much as the insults.
Hmph and you will! I'll be back and don't be surprised when I blow that hood and mask clear off your mean'ol head!
>She pivots on her foot and sticks her tail high in the air and struts away.
>>3570082
Go to sleep!
>>3570100
And somehow a complete narcissist too
>>3570114
Make me, cutie!
>>3570082
Take a nap Cuteryuu!
>>3570079
Okay, I didn't just fuck up
I fucking tore apart his fucking heart and betrayed him.
It hurt me a thousand times more, seeing him fucking depressed like that
He actually fucking threw up when I posted his picture, I literally made him sick
that fucking DESTROYED me, I was such a wreck for weeks, I begged and begged him to take me back and I fucking almost killed myself with a fuckin nine millimeter
and on top of how much I fucking broke myself, I've got every single fucking person I've ever known here treating me like a fucking animal
Don't give me that shit, I'm fucking tired of it
I fucking hurt DMG way too much and I'm fucking torn over it
fuck you
>>3570087
You don't know shit about me
>>3570100
He's sweet, I love him for who he is, not for his body
>>3570083
Good advice
>>3570123
Don't make me bully you into submission!
christ it's like trying to explain to an autistic child why you couldn't park the car in the same place at the supermarket today
>>3570123
>pets the certain mecha who deserves some rest
>>3570129
I know you're using Marcy as your avatar and that tells me far more than anything else could. You think I don't know you? Bitch I am you.
>I am a shadow. The true self.
>>3570111
>the cloaked man watched the dog walk away, having listened to their heartfelt declaration. He stood there for a moment wondering if she meant it. Not that it mattered, he didn't believe her anyway.
>>3570129
(I hope you'll take it to heart. You can be happy again. You just have to want it, and then you have to be willing to go through the long path, the hard path, to getting it.)
(Anyway, that's enough out of me. I'm sorry, thread, for taking up so much space with my rambling and ultimately contributing nothing. I'll be going to bed now. Good night, everyone.)
>>3570124
>tfw no compilmenting anon to fuck my throat until I puke
>>3570140
Don't make me tell you to go to sleep!
>>3570146
After foods and whatever else I decide to do
>>3570154
>Trots back over
Good night you mean'ol Reaper!
>>3570129
dude you hid that crushing sadness well you gloated about fucking him over for a week after kek
>>3570158
>Sleepy sister groping occurs.
>>3570129
>He's sweet
>>3570129
Obvious satire. There's your answer, mecha.
>>3570158
I'm sure at least a few women will have assembled here by the time you're back, maybe you're lucky!
>>3570148
Everything I just posted isn't even scratching the fucking surface
Fuck off Virra
>>3570170
That's what we call denial
>>3570176
Yes he fucking is
>>3570158
>tfw would be more than willing to rough fuck a Cuteryuu after she gets some rest.
Anyone able to link me to the ERP thread? This appears to be some avatarfag circlejerk drama-thon.
>>3570178
Cute!
>>3570178
Akarinon you should totally play Himawari and let me have sex with her breasts.
>>3570173
It's like turning on a bat signal, but it's some cowtit perv instead of batman
>>3570186
Tease
>>3570189
Have fun
https://discord.gg/0z0fZpua19stK2ll
Question: if someone fell asleep during ERP, does that mean they were bored, or could it just be tiredness?
>>3570198
Tiredness.
>>3570198
How about you just ask them?
"Hey, did you enjoy our session?"
>>3570192
It's the grope signal.
>>3570209
I can't. They're asleep.
>>3570182
Looks who's all calm and collected now. You're an open book slut, and there's nothing special about you.
Btw guys, if you see Diego around, tell him I'm back ;3
>>3570192
You know it.
>>3570209
>actually fucking talking to people instead of spreading it into the public and creating exponentially more drama
What is this shit?
>>3570217
Diego is gone. He couldn't handle the bantz.
>>3570220
But I'm not even related to these threads. I just wondered.
>>3570215
Stop worrying, baka.
>>3570229
What I said is universal.
>>3570217
You're calling me a slut but you've got this entire fuckin "community" controlling your every fucking move
you're a literal cuck, you're fucking worthless
I don't hate anyone here save for the shitposters, but you're just a fucking backstabbing snake
go ahead and fucking kill yourself, you will not be missed you piece of shit
>>3570194
he said he wanted LESS avatarfag circlejerking
not more
>>3570224
That's a shame. Well I'm sure the people I was talking to will remember what was up, I'm still interested in all my friends.
>>3570234
Oh you're just adorable. Buh bye now.
Hey guys, let's discuss politics~
In Isreal a female student wanted to investigate the rates of rapes carried out by Isreali soldiers against palestinian women and found that no rapes were being reported.
Without looking it up try and guess what conclusion this student came to as to why no rapes were reported?
>>3570238
>Oh noes, I've been exposed! time to go hide behind my circlejerk defense force!
You're fucking scum
Next time you offer someone a new place to start over don't fucking follow them in and ruin their reputation there too you fucking waste of life
>>3570217
Who else do you ava?
>>3570247
That's not political, it just relates to what disgusting brutes sand niggers are.
Your sand nigger boyfriend kill himself yet Nue?
>>3570247
Mudslims rape little femboys instead.
>>3570247
It's not rape if it's an elf^H^H^Harab.
>>3570247
They make them sleep forever?
>>3570247
The... Jews?
>>3570253
Currently? No one. I've been gone for a while.
>>3570257
>>3570258
>sand niggers
>israeli
>>3570231
B-But I like worrying. What if I wasn't good enough?
>>3570253
He's got like 40 different charatcers
Just look for the narcissist asshole who thinks he's hot shit and tries to be edgy and mysterious
You think I'm bad, he makes me look like a god damned saint but his circlejerk will defend him 24/7
fuck this guy so much
>>3570265
"no one"
>>3570257
Intersectional feminism is politics son.
(Also he's applying for citizenship so he can live safely, you have to keep in mind he's a muslim apostate and gay so he's fucking more paranoid of sandniggers than you are.)
>>3570258
>>3570259
>>3570264
>>3570265
She came to the conclusion that Isreali (jewish) soldiers weren't raping Palestinian (muslim) women because they do not even see them as human, thus weren't sufficiently sexually interested in order to rape them.
This fucking self hating jewbitch figured isreali men are so disgusted at arabs that they can't even muster a boner to fuck them.
>>3570268
Potato potato
>>3570270
Can you name some of them?
>>3570277
Knowing those fucks it probably IS on the records, just under "bestiality" instead of "rape".
>>3570275
Sorry, 'fraid that's not me
>>3570277
Hah! Thanks Yu!
>>3570276
Woah dude nice meme ahahahaha goteem nice meme :^) nice meme my dude meme'd haha ahahahahahaha
>>>/Discord/
>>3570282
Frisk, that fucking triangle from gravity falls, too many fucking animes to count, these >>3570275
All of them are fucking scum
>>3570190
You're quite cute yourself! Having fun?
>>3570192
I'm really sorry, but I can only do OOC fapbaiting / discussion in the usual /ftt/ manner!
But asking me to play an innocent, underage girl for you to use the way you want. Your heart must be pounding at that thought!
>>3570283
Yeah man, but the moral of the story is that feminists/sjws/race activists are so fucking sick in the head that instead of thinking "Hey, maybe they just cover up the rapes" she thought "No, they must not even be able to handle fucking what they see as subhuman."
>>3570302
I somehow ignored that part of your posts, my mind just sort of auto-censors anything to do with SJWs.
>>3570276
*snrk*
>>3570291
Roast all the mods right fucking now.
>>3570322
i havent sucked enough mod dick to get away with breaking the rules like everyone else though
Sorry I'm so late everyone. You know how it goes.
>>3570298
Of course, Himawari is best girl, and her voice actress sounds so proper I want to make her make lewd sounds!
>>3570345
Oh well fuck me, I just go turned around.
>>3570322
You want some fucking roast?
Erica's a retarded manchild who refuses to RP with anons in the thread
Peach is a fucking spiteful bitch AND the one who doxxed me with info DMG gave him
Virra is just the living embodiment of cancer, a literal fucking tumor that keeps spreading and nobody has the fucking balls to cut it off
the only one there I could even respect is fucking Jiro and he isn't even a mod he's a "Helper"
The rest are insignificant fucking idiots and are just a part of the circlejerk
literally, fuck the discord
>>3570217
Diego's too busy rolling in the pussy.
>>3569055
>Draw a girl
>Call it a boy.
>>3570361
>draw a girl
>realise you have no idea what a vag000 looks like
>fuck it, draw a dick on there
>>3570361
>Draw a boy
>make anime real
>fuck his butt.
Trump2016
>>3570357
Go to sleep,
>>3570217
>>3570358
If I see him I'l tell him that
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3570377
No
I'm fucking tired as hell but I'm not sleeping
>DD awakens from his comatose state, looking around at his cubicle. A layer of dust has formed around his small home from how long he's been out of it. He rubs his head and looks down, noticing that his dick was still sticking through the interdimensional gloryhole even after all this time. He sighs and rubs his eyes, clearing the place up a little bit and wondering what kind of wonders and horrors he'd missed in his unconscious state. In the end he decides it doesn't really matter, and waits to see what the day has in store for him.
(Hello /ERP/. How's it going?)
20% of Hillary Clintons campaign is funded by a prince of Saudi Arabia.
Saudi Arabia executes critics of the state, often imprisons journalists, homosexuals and adulterers.
Saudi Arabia got removed from a UN blacklist of "child killers" after blackmailing the UN with defunding one of their programs.
Somehow Saudi Arabia leads the UN human rights council.
Saudi Arabia has sharia law in place.
Fuck this antigay earth.
>>3570381
I need someone to go to bed with me... so I can pretend that I'm loved...
>>3570129
You might have tore his heart apart, but at least you didn't fuck it.
>>3570291
>(There's two Frisks.
>>3570378
Yeah yeah, I get that. Thanks for keeping an eye out.
>>3570390
I'm good, though I've surmised things have deteriorated since my absence
>>3570378
Still funny
>>3570398
That'd be nice
>>3570399
Yeah at least I'm not a fucking psychopath
>>3570402
You know which one is the bad one
>>3570346
Best girl and making her make lewd sounds in the sense of "It's time for you to face the consequences of having a ripe body like that at such a young age. Bend over already, or I'll make you", or in the sense of hugging her close while slowly approaching her luscious little butt and fondling it?
>>3570419
D-damn you still got it
Both sound great!
What does the action of rolling in pussy look like
>>3570406
Glad to hear you're doing well. I myself also haven't been around for quite a long time, not that I was ever really all that prominent when I was. Thought I'd come see how things were going though.
>DD
>>3570434
Like a virgin with infinite credit for Onaholes.
>>3570434
Well it starts with nothing on the thread and leaving after being quoted about 4 times.
Also law school seems to be somehow involved.
>>3570439
I'm having a great time being back, though some people seem to dislike my reemergence. Happy to see you're back... I think.
>>3570439
I remember that time Kawai sucked you off with STR; that was pretty hot.
>>3570421
to be honest it's kind of reassuring to know that no one can even be bothered hating me
>>3570434
>>3570434
Like spending every minute of every day on the thread and being autistic enough to say every woman wants your dick.
About a day after practically begging an anon on advice on having real sex.
>>3570450
Ahh no need to put much thought into me. I just stand here with my cock and balls spanning the entire multiverse and allow people to do what they will. More background than anything else. Why do you think people aren't happy to have you back?
>DD
>>3570452
I think I remember that. Pretty much all of my interactions here have been pretty hot, actually. Except for this one time an anon tried to dock with me. That was mostly just weird since I'm straight but like I say, I'm more or less doing the whole gloryhole thing for the fact that it lets anyone do anything. Lots of opportunity.
>DD
>>3570461
Lack of conversation mostly, I guess they're nervous. Suppose I can't blame them.
I tend to get pretty bitchy when pushed.
>>3570475
Curb your tongue, nigger.
>>3570499
>dock
god damnit Mizuki.
>>3570501
I want to be shadow yukiko's prince! Or her stud!
Who can I piss off tonight by having an opinion they don't agree with? Bonus points if you're more "popular" than me so I get a fanclub telling me I'm wrong.
>>3570501
You can't tell me what to do.
But seriously i have no idea who that is or who he plays.
>>3570527
>>3570516
Fufufufu
>>3570528
You will... in time
>>3570475
Dewrito Dick, DD for short. I live in a cubicle which I have turned into my home, because my cock and balls are stuck in a gloryhole that happened to be a wormhole to the multiverse. My package exists in all realms, at the same time. Like quantum leap. Imagine quantum leap, but with my cock and balls.
>>3570501
Well I mean that's only human really. Can't imagine anyone would be all that pleasant when pushed and stuff. Still, I appreciate you chatting with me. Used to mostly just get ignored. Also Persona 4 is a dope game and Yukiko is hot so I hope you visit me some time~
>>3570551
Oh Princess!
Good night nigs and nogs.
>>3570431
Both sound great? Sounds like someone who's in such a heat that he's having trouble respecting a young girls innocence for the sake of his own desires. It's like her cute and caring side, like her plans of marrying her childhood friend just so she can always prepare sweets for her, doesn't matter anymore. No matter how much she's trying to hold you back with her defenseless whispering ("N-no.. We had such a great time, you mustn't.."), she's still getting grabbed by her hairband, bent over her exercise-ball because "It's her fault for already having a seductive body like that", confirming the hentai stereotype of nearly-middleaged men making use of the naiveness of young, innocent girls.
>>3570390
>A hand wraps around the thick cock as soft warm wet lips kiss around the tip.
>tfw no loving big sister
>>3570501
>nigger
>tfw you're part black.
>>3570575
>DD perks up a little when he feels the hand wrap around his turgid length, and sighs when he feels the lips kissing at his swollen glans. He rests his forehead against the cubicle wall, and his cock gives a hard throb in the strangers grip, appreciative of the attention.
>>3570600
>A warm wet tongue coats the entire cock in saliva. The anon presses his cock against the tip of the mysterious member. Tugging the skin of your cock over his.
>>3570555
Ahaha, of course. Though as you probably know I'm not the brightest.
>>3570591
Only on the inside.
>>3570616
>DD feels the saliva coating his cock and groans in pleasure at the mouth working his length. Then he feels the cock though, and slowly raises a brow as he realises what is going on. He squirms a little bit, but can't pull away. Unsure what he's supposed to do he just waits to see what happens.
You still here?
>>3570629
Hah, perhaps not the very brightest, but good emotional sense. That at least is respectable. In any case, feel free to hit me up whenever you see me around. Happy to chat or RP/ERP.
>DD
>>3570641
nope
>>3570635
Thrusts his own wet prick against yours, the two head rubbing against each other.
>>3570656
O-oh.... okay.....
There go my plans to have a nice night
>>3570660
>DD closes his eyes, still unsure about this unusual act, but grunts a little at the rubbing against his cockhead. He sighs a little and just goes with it, gyrating his hips a little to try and find some kind of rhythm.
Good night thread
>>3570707
goodnight moon.
>>3570707
Good night.
>Dewrito Dick is back
Barely been awake and my day has been made already.
>>3570722
Hello anon! Glad I could make your day haha, honestly didn't think anyone would remember me after all this time. How are you this morning?
>DD
Have I been forgotten yet
>>3570742
Still a little groggy but good nonetheless. Besides the fact just saying your name makes me laugh, there's another reason I remember you. How's the, uh, hole?
>>3570759
Well I haven't been back in months but the hole seems to be in tact. Only had someone dock me though, which is strange. Staying hopeful though. Although I gotta say I'm curious now. How else do you remember me?
>DD
>>3570689
>Their rhythms soon match up, moaning the sensitive tips are soon coated with his pre.
>>3570781
Lets just say I got a little curious and may have helped relieve you one day.
>>3570786
>DD grunts at the consistent rubbing, and feels the pressure building in his balls. His tip leaks pre too, mixing with the rest.
>>3570788
Oh really? Well I'm sure it was awesome. Thanks for hitting me up though, feels good to know there's someone thinking of me now and then even though I really don't mind just sorta being here.
so, do you guys bust a nut as you're talking lewdly to one another or do you just write for fun?
>>3570754
Sorta looks like it, at least for right now. Did you want to be?
>>3570821
Honestly depends on the RP. For me the quality determines whether or not I whack off to it. I usually just write for the other person though.
>>3570804
I'll be sure to do it again some other time since the first time was pretty enjoyable. Seeya around buddy.
>>3570821
If it was actually that good, I do afterwards, but any more than a bit of edging during is just an invitation for even worse writing quality.
>>3570804
>His thrusting grows harder and faster as he cups DD's balls
>>3570821
Always during. I can't go back and jerk off to what I wrote because I end up focusing on where I fucked things up or could have written something better.
>>3570896
Read your partner messages only when you jerk off to finished erp - most likely you remember your own answers well enough and don't really need them. This works for me well
>>3570804
night.
>>3570854
>DD moans out when he feels his balls being rubbed, his cock throbbing in anticipation. He groans loudly as his balls tense in the stranger's hand and his cock starts to pump cum across the head of his. His length throbs as ropes of cum pour out across the stranger's head.
>>3570896
That's why I said only if it was actually that good.
Good morning my children, how has your weekend so far? Don't forget to call your fathers and tell them how much they mean to you!
>>3571017
Happy Father's day, Papa Bones! Do you have anything planned today?
>>3571017
Very well, thank you. Would you mind providing me some oral stimulation via fellatio? I would also appreciate you allowing me to ejaculate inside your mouth/throat.
>>3571017
Happy Father's day Papa Bones
