/sug/ - Steven Universe General
It's Time To Stop Edition
>Last thread: >>3547950
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New Episode Megas:
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Fucking finally, thanks anon.
All right, guys, it's story time. I'm going to dump the best story from the SU comics. Get comfy and settle in.
Priority over-ride
New thread found
Most post, in order to expand scope of mission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7DLi8GvZI
>>3564000
kill yourself
>>3564000
Brad, please
>>3564029
you are bad at this don't worry we'll show you how bad as much as you like.
>>3564088
not brad no whammies, sometimes you just have to learn to cope with that person not being the boogy man like you think.
there are plenty of others worse ;)
>>3564031
kill yourself faggot
>>3564101
>that sentence structure
wew lad
you autists are a hundred thousand times worse than the ponyfags
>>3564164
Nigga really
Where do you thing the sug community originated from?
>>3564164
No hooves
Filthy human
Horse pussy
I want to cum inside Rainboe Dasf
Best Pony is Rarity
Princest Molestia
...
>>3564189
I've never seen any episodes of MLP.
>>3564189
mental wards and daycare centers
>>3564147
Why
I am not Brad
I am your side anon
>>3564253
Why not?
And done. What did you guys think?
>>3564299
It doesn't interest me.
>>3564420
Pearl a cute!
these comics arent canon, are they?
>>3564450
They're secondary canon, meaning they're canon unless they get contradicted by the show.
>>3564450
They're soft canon, where they're canon until contradicted in the show.
>>3564420
I am not done reading yet faggot
fucking chill
Pearl best gem forever in a row, will her position ever be challenged? No.
>>3564517
Take your time, man. Didn't realize I was dumping faster than you guys were reading.
... er...
Why isn't this on /co/? Was Steven Universe banned from there or something?
>>3564609
Because /co/ is shit
not because of banned (sometimes)
>>3564690
Lol
d o n t t r u s t t h e m
>>3564690
You don't know how to read, do you?
Also, is this the third or fourth time you drop the show forever?
Don't forget to check out the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord server!
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
everyone is welcome!
We are all going to make it anons! Everyone cheer up! Emptiness should not be the norm for us.
>>3564609
/sug/ is banned during the hiatus.
>>3564420
That was nice, thanks a lot.
>>3564740
At what point has the show contradicted that comic yet?
>>3564823
Glad you liked it.
>>3564236
>>3564747
nice try brad.
>you will never be able to go inside Pearl's gem
It makes me so sad we have this kind of person around... dude, you have all the other boards, generals and shows to shit on, yet you come here, bring drama, impersonate others, call out people who aren't licking your balls and there's so much more!
Tell me, do you take pleasure from making others feel bad? From lying right in people's faces? Do you take pleasure from faking being someone and acting as someone you aren't? No remorse? Nothing?
Yes, this is 4chan but you need to GROW UP. I dunno, learn something new, have hobby, get out of internet for a while. It's been some months that you are here and how long do you intend to keep going with this? How far?
People say this hiatus is the worst and I can only imagine the reason...
You're the worst thing to ever happen in these threads and I hope you die as soon as possible and in the most painful way.
goodnight again sug
see you in the morning
May you dream of being inside of best gem
>>3565556
Good night!
>>3565475
hey i heard that, speaking of which here's the new threads too:
>>3565548
>>3565055
>>3551258
>>3565556
Sweet dreams, lovely anon.
There are seven /sug/ threads on this board right now.
>>3565658
This is why it's best to ignore Brad completely, but most of /sug/ doesn't give enough of a shit.
It should have been obvious when he kept linking the multiple threads he's made.
>>3565658
It's truly amazing what shitposting can do.
>>3565658
That's because Brad keeps making new ones, trying to lure us into them. This is the only real /sug/ thread up right now, other than the one that ran out of image space.
>>3565723
The Gardevoir one is worse, though.
He took another thread today.
>>3565748
>only real /sug/
are you fucking autistic enough to believe what your saying right now or are you fucking autistic holy shit.
like all of a sudden your op is some how more legit in magic land ahahahahhhahha
>>3565748
Don't reply
Don't
Reply
>>3565810
But it is an objectively better OP.
>>3565870
you are objectively virginal autistic right?
>>3565889
>Actually thinks this is an insult
Wanna know how I know you're from Reddit?
You know what might make this thread better? Another story. Dumping a shorter one this time.
>>3565933
wanna know how i know your a kid? ;)
And here's the last page.
>>3565475
>Tell me, do you take pleasure from making others feel bad? From lying right in people's faces?
Would love to know what you're talking about with this, friend!!!!
>Do you take pleasure from faking being someone and acting as someone you aren't?
Yeah it's fun
>No remorse? Nothing?
no regrets here!!!
>have hobby
Download my new hit progressive rock album SNAKES here!!!
https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/album/snakes-2
>I hope you die as soon as possible and in the most painful way.
Hope you have a good night as well!!
>>3566013
thank you anon these comics are nice thanks for sharing
>>3566347
You're welcome. I'm glad someone's reading them, anyway.
>>3566421
it's nice to have something to read before going to bed. thank you anon
>>3566421
Thanks, Anon.
Thread spamming cunts,
SHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
SHUT UP
YOU
FUCKING
NIGGER
SHUT THE FUCK UP
JUST FUCK MY FUCKING /sug/ UP YOU UTTER CUNTS
FUCK UP SHUT
UPFUCK SHUT
SHUT YOUR FUCKING LUNGS OFF FOR ONE HOUR
thanks
>>3566822
you sound upset
>>3566822
>>3564420
>>3566154
Pearl a cute, and it was neat to explore inside of her.
Thanks for posting these!
Also, would you guys watch "SHH!" Pearl at the movies?
>>3566822
Relax, my good family comrade. This shall pass.
>You have already reported this post
Gotta need some help here
>>3566074
Garnet tries.
t seems like there isn't enough of something in this thread... But what could it be?
>>3567022
Drama? There's plenty!
>>3567049
Go to sleep Brad
>>3567022
decent gems?
>>3566897
Don't fucking look at me
>>3567118
>>3567170
DONT
>>3567265
>sapphire
>>3567265
>Gems are extremely advanced synthetic/robotic entities
>Different Gems are "programmed" for different things
>Violent Jaspers and nerdy Peridots and quiet, obedient, mild-mannered Pearls
>As a terrifying renegade, our Pearl's "programming" is all fucked up
>More Pearls show up in the show and not just in space Skype or a flashback
>Pearl acts as an infected system that infects other Pearls
>Other Pearls take on traits from our Pearl
Yes? No? Thoughts?
>>3567381
>>3567383
I could go for a blowjob right now
>>3567393
>>3567407
>>3567423
>>3567441
>>3567462
>>3567441
This is why Sapphire should never fuse with Ruby.
>>3567383
I'm okay with this.
>>3567383
i like the term 'space skype'
>>3567485
Jesus Pearl
>>3567612
Bump
See you tomorrow, sug!
>>3567725
Ciao!
>>3567725
>>3567844
i don't understand what this is supposed to be
>>3567725
Fixed.
>>3564450
Nope!
Some will say it's semi-canon, or another layer down from true canon, or some nonsense like that, but that seems like rubbish. If there's another layer of material that references the comics, that'd be one thing, but there isn't. This isn't like the Star Wars EU, with movies, cartoons, novels, games, and more all weirdly fitting into their awkward places in the Holocron until Disney wiped it clean. It's instead like the new Star Wars canon, with all the official but non-cartoon material being non-canon until made otherwise.
>>3564845
Not sure myself, but there's stuff like how someone from the crew explained that Pearl's declaration of liking pie comes from her enjoying making it. However, in one of issue one's stories, she clearly has no idea how to bake anything when attempting to make a cake for Steven's birthday. This is seen as a contradiction, though it's possible that it merely takes place before So Many Birthdays (episode 13). Yet Issue 2 was suppose to be published first, and shows Steven and Connie hanging out together, putting it after Bubble Buddies (episode 7). And Steven's birthday seems to be sometime in mid summer to late autumn, yet Issue 2's B story takes place around July 15th, not leaving much time to develop such an affection.
And there's other bits like that, which are hard to find an appropriate place for that to fit into the show's timeline, unless you take the comics as being a random non-sequential collection of stories. Which... is fine, really. Just counter-intuitive to some.
But then you've got bits like how issue seven showing a Pearl that doesn't seem to understand the concept of fictional stories, despite being told the sad tale of Cookie Cat and seeing the trailer for Dogcopter in the show. Or a bit where Lion rubs up against Pearl, despite Lion showing an aversion to Pearl touching his mane in Lion 3. Or how if a book-bound gem in Pearl's head can make her sick, why didn't Lapis?
>>3568112
>Some will say it's semi-canon, or another layer down from true canon, or some nonsense like that, but that seems like rubbish
It's not rubbish if it's from Word of God.
>>3567874
it's not flip flops.
>>3567383
do ya really want an army of thirsty things over rose quartz m8?
>>3568302
Maybe.
Or they individually start thirsting over whichever big Gem owns them, like Yellow Pearl suddenly wanting to fuck Yellow Diamond, or Blue Pearl suddenly becoming very sexual. That might be neat.
>>3568307
stop. please.
>>3567383
Reminds me of a book where the protagonist won by infecting the villain with his corrupted code after he had died.
Might be cool, depends on how she infects the other pearls.
>>3569207
By fucking them, I'm sure.
is leggy gonna make it you guys?
;_;
>>3569230
No.
The harsh winds of Neptune will prove too much for her pure soul. She will perish, or return withered beyond recognition.
>>3569317
>>3569230
don't fug, she's the purest
PUREST
U
R
E
S
T
>>3569389
no fug, i just hope she's okay
>>3569230
I just want to cuddle and kiss her.
DAMMIT /SUG/, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
There's like 4 threads up right now.
I'm so fucking petty
>>3569460
Better than the seven we had earlier.
>>3564351
>inside of pearl
>>3569772
Garnet inside of Pearl.
>>3555600
>>3555779
>>3555924
.. ..
.. ..
IT IS TIME
>>3570250
I lock the door and throw away the key.
>>3568379
>>3564736
I suddenly want that comic, even though Bernie got Bern'd
>>3570306
WHO NEEDS KEYS WHEN YOU HAVE ROCKETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why do people call peridot a shortstack?
She's not. She isn't stacked at all, nor did she have big hips or a fat ass.
>>3570556
screenshots such as this
>>3570556
just say you want thick peri
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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH
THE TOUGH GET ROUGH
>>3570671
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Why the fuck are there 4 near emply threads?
Love you /sug/
I hope your weekend was nice, you are all wonderful people, and you deserve good things to happen to you
>>3570708
>>3570744
>>3570767
ENOUGH
>>3570774
Thanks Loveposter, /sug/ has been kind of shitty
>>3570778
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STOP PEARL
When will Pearl and Steven fuse?
Holy fuck this general is dead
>>3570922
prolly series finale
better question is when will he learn he doesn't need to breathe?
his body did adjust to gravity like the gems did it just took longer.
i feel like he'll be able to stop breathing if he just held his breath long enough
>>3567383
I want all pearls to fuse together to form Perfect Pearl and achieve true freedom from their savage oppressors.
>>3571062
>prolly series finale
You mean season finale, right?
>>3571081
they'll prolly turn into black pearl
>>3571087
no
they are going to keep leaving us in the dark till they can't anymore
they hate answering shit cause then the fans can't make their own endings to it
>>3571080
>>3571062
But what if he needs to breath.
>>3571107
breathing is a breakdown of oxygen for cellular energy
the gems are made out of energy and it provides them with all they need
steven does not need to breath all he needs to do is get his gem kick started into producing the energy for his body as its not doing anything 99% of the time
>>3571122
But Steven is organic.
>>3571132
the gem is lazy and an energy source
>>3571132
Do we actually know that? Do the gems actually know that? Have they had test done?
>>3571139
Well, they could lock him up 30 days without food or water to see how it goes.
>>3571139
Pearl said Steven's body was organic in Alone Together.
Whether or not Steven needs to breathe is kind of in the air.
>>3571174
So Pearl has had genetic testing done to make sure it is actually organic? Because for all any of us, including Pearl, know is it's just a projection that looks like a human body.
>>3571174
Im leaning towards not due to the fact of him eating nothing but donuts, fry leftovers and hotdogs hasn't made him grossly obese... or dead
>>3571186
How about they drop a really heavy thing on him to see what happens.
50 tons would be alright.
>>3571197
Sounds like a good plan.
>>3571197
pearl's already dropped her cock on him anon
>>3571205
I mean, if his body is a projection he will poof.
If he isn't, well, we'll know.
Sounds good to me.
man for a "summer of steven" i'm pretty sure they meant hiatus
Didn't Pearl say that Steven would need a space helmet or else he would suffocate, or something like that.
>>3571251
"we don't know Michael, theres never been a hybrid before"
>>3571261
Of course
>>3571251
Didn't Pearl say a lot of things about stuff she had no idea about? Oh yes, she did.
>>3571283
Of course
>>3571230
I think I might have figured out something though.
They're going to make the announcement this week, possibly as soon as tomorrow, because that's the first day of summer.
>>3568164
It can be if God's retarded
>>3571197
He's got super durability, it's not gonna be easy.
>>3571336
But I've faith in our Gods not being retarded.
>>3571424
Well, I mean, if an object that weighs 50 tons fell on him at terminal velocity, I think it would be enough to poof him.
But I don't know, maybe it isn't.
>>3571447
Doesn't matter. A 50 ton object falling on him would cause enough kinetic damage to crush or shatter his Gem.
>>3571482
Just make it fall on his head and not his gem.
Or would that not change anything since the gem would be really close.
Congrats, you've finally killed /sug/
>>3571983
That happened some time ago.
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This hiatus is without a doubt the worst one yet.
>>3572099
>forget
>not froget
One job.
>>3572125
Because people can't just shut up and ignore him.
>>3572134
The problem is he does this shit when people do shut up and ignore him.
For a long time, I have eaten Top Ramen every day, without noticing its name's similarity to "Top Gun", "Top Lel", or "Topkek". However, one day, as I gazed upon the package of Top Ramen I was about to cook, I noticed how much its name sounds like "Topkek", and realized how great Top Ramen is.
Topkek is important for many reasons, and we love it dearly. Topkek is multiculturalism and tolerance. Even though topkek is a turkish food, we love it. Kek is very significant in the philosophical field of lels and tops. In the game World of Warcraft, "kek" is orcish for "lol". And "kek" is very similar to an alternative to dubs known as "nubs," which emerged on /b/ shortly before /b/ died and [s4s] was born. In nubs, the last number and the third-to-last number are the same, and the second-to-last number is different (example:323), and kek is like nubs, but with letters!
You might not know what topkek's philosophical significance has to do with Top Ramen, you might wonder why Top Ramen should be made a le epic may may. Top Ramen should be a meme because it, like topkek, is delicious, and it, like topkek, shows, through its name that it is the best at what it does, that it is top gun, that it is the Top Ramen. And, like topkek, Top Ramen gives you choice, maybe even more choice than topkek. Top Ramen, like topkek, gives you the choice of many different flavors, and you can put as many noodle packets, or as many flavor packets, as you want in the pot when cooking, like how you can choose how much topkek to eat. However, unlike topkek, it is very easy to mix the flavors together when cooking, and you can eat just the flavor, without any noodles (or the noodles without any flavor), and, unlike topkek, you can choose how long to cook the Top Ramen.
One more reason Top Ramen is great, is because emblazoned on every package is the phrase "Oodles of Noodles".
And one last froge
>>3572155
If you ignore him long enough, he'll get bored. This is a legitimate fact for attention seekers like him.
But either newfags come in and give them the attention or they samefag themselves until they get it.
>>3572155
This shit isn't that bad either, it's just an autistic tantrum. We can ignore this too.
FUCK ALL OF YALL
>>3572222
Nice quads.
>>3572222
Who is going to fuck us?
>wake up
>not one, but SIX goddamn /sug/ threads are up
>ITT, nothing but Porky Pig and walls of nonsensical text
wew lads
