/sug/ - Steven Universe General
taste the cookie cat edition
>Last thread: >>3551885
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed] [Embed]
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o [Embed] [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New Episode Megas:
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>/sug/discord
https://discord.gg/010FWasi9J7AbSfED
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Updated link to the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord server
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
Everyone is welcome! We won't ban you for joking around either!
We cum in peace
do not attack
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I like this thread,
It is more peaceful
>>3562878
let the pearls come out!
For any anons, here is a little something to help out in the slowness of the recent threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k
>>3563818
hide this post get out
>>3563967
Wat?
confirmed poil thread
post that imaginary chick you wanna lose yourself on
>>3565242
ok
>>3565242
???
>you will never call her pet
>>3565437
>she will never call you pet
>>3566615
>i'm not worthless
>>3566734
fuck off with your drama
>>3566741
that's my line, faggot
>>3566734
This is the part where I say SHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UP
Please don't post any other thread even if you think it's the wrong one.
>>3566911
man get out of here with your drama and let us talk about gems,shit.
>>3566985
i'm not posting in that stupid fucking thread this ones just fine stop shilling your dorky threads and talk about gems
>>3566964
I don't want drama. I like gems. But you know what causes drama, and not gems?
Faggots who are linking their threads in other threads, claiming that theirs is right.
I don't care who's right or wrong. I don't care if one thread is approved by the fucking pope. The only way this will stop is for linkers to shut the fuck up, and keep their thread's legitimacy claims to themselves.
>>3567082
amen! forget these assholes and just post gems, the only people worried about these op's are absolute loser fuck wit dorks. no matter the op.
>>3567158
you are a fucking dork stop talking about it i've already reported you for continuing these bullshit discussion derailments.
grow the fuck up and post gems.
.. ..
.. ..
SOON...
>>3563308
pearl pearl pearl pearl pearl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3570693
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3570530
Pearl in pain!
Pearl, step away from the fruit child.
>before Hayden can find Doomguy's sarcophagus, the demons of hell grab it and fling it into a portal
>they don't care where it sends him, just so long as it's far the fuck away from them
>it lands in Beach City
What happens?
>>3571968
it's not rape, she is trying to protect her watermelon babies!
here comes
bob
>>3572015
everyone dies
I just want to know sapphire's weapon already
brass knuckles would explain the gloves-to-gauntlets transformation best but make no sense for her personality
Future vision won't work since that's an ability, not a weapon, and pearl said every gem has a weapon
Shades make symbolic sense and also explain where garnet and every one of her fusions get their shades from, but they do nothing
the Goggles do something, make symbolic and logical sense, and get summoned from her gem, but they don't really mix well with gloves to make gauntlets
![icebolt01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3yVjojs.jpg "icebolt01[1].jpg")
>>3577045
She'll obviously shoot out shitty low-tier spells like frost bolt from her gemhand.
>>3577672
that's an ability, not a weapon
So we ALL agree that momswap is best AU, right?
>>3577830
Agreed
Ever since The Answer, I think the quality of fan gems has gone up since now they're just alternate versions of normal gems:
Peridots with gems on their nose that look more catlike, Lapis Lazulis with wings in the wrong places, jaspers with button noses
post your face when you are curb stomping enemy team.
>>3576252
Imagine you spank lapis ass and the sound it produces is like a dinosaur wiping meteorite crashing into pacific ocean.
>>3578952
she would sexual lets be honest here.
>>3579038
>she would sexual lets be honest here.
do you even sentences fagget?
Can we have the fang gang in here please?
>>3579107
not with those shitty thumbnails
Why is there no Gem on Trump porn? Bernie and Cruz have them, but not best candidate.
>>3579083
>fagget
>not "faggot"
Also if you don't understand if characters are for sexual or not then you haven't been here long enough.
Please lurk more before posting something inaccurate, anon.
Thanks and good luck..
>>3579792
Because Trump doesn't let aliens fuck him in the ass. Unlike the other candidates' border policies.
>>3580583
He would fuck the aliens in the ass
He still hasn't spoken to me, I've been up since one in the morning, we haven't spoken since Thursday night. Kill me.
What do you think of the ending of We Need To Talk?
>Greg: "Human beings?"
>Connie: high fives, "Human beings!"
>Steven: clutches stomach, "Human beings.."
Was Steven feeling excluded? What was the message of the episode in context of Rose fooling with Greg and Pearl jealousy?
>>3580691
Who?
>>3580781
Someone very special to me.
>>3580806
Poil?
>>3580905
Poil isn't a he, even if she is precious.
>>3580912
Are you a fag anon?
>>3580946
For him? Yes.
>>3580691
It's gonna be okay, he still loves you. Love takes time, my man. You just have to wait. I love you.
>>3580691
Relax.
You'll be okay.
Just tell me about your gay fantasies.
>>3580905
Pearl!
>>3580984
That's a feminine penis
>>3580985
I hope so anon, I really do. But thank you for the support.
>>3581014
I'm incapable of relaxing
I wish.
poil
why the fuck are three fucking threads up
who's the retard that keeps making threads prematurely
that nigga is going to kill /trash/sug/
>>3581425
Stop replying to Brad.
You can tell it's him because his shift key is broken.
>>3581056
I'm here for you. If you need to talk I'll be willing to listen, my homosexual brother.
>>3581603
im not brad
im the poil guy
you can tell because i love the poil
>>3581616
There's not much to say, because he won't tell me.
I passed out while watching SU with him and he's been distant since.
Check this out!
>>3581951
MMMM
MMMPH
MMMmmmMMMM
Does it annoy anyone else that peridot has literally no unique powers? Seriously, not a single one.
I thought she could spider climb, but no, that was her limb enhancers
wrong thread you fucks
start using your god damn brain for once
>>3582011
You are correct. She is a brainiac with no strength. Now if she fused, she might bring something to the fusion table
>>3582116
wrong thread you fuck
>>3582011
She's the teams gadgeteer. Her machines won't blow up like pearl's shitty spaceship, and she's gonna turn Greg's van into a supercharged GemMobile
>>3582073
does having an additional link in the OP really trigger your autism so bad that you feel the need to flood every thread with your drama bullshit?
Fuck off retard, no one cares
>>3582145
If it means additional drama over time? Yes, it does trigger my autism, because you'll have this happen every other day because "no one cares"
Guess what happens when no one actually cares? shit goes belly up
>>3582155
>>3582188
Alright then
>>3582133
Every other gem has their own power though, why not her?
>>3582185
it's only causing drama because you're making a big fucking stink about it every time. Use your head for once.
why is /sug/ so dead?
>>3582333
there are 5 separate threads and the hiatus is getting to us
>>3582333
It was all the discord's fault.
Use this one >>3581867
Report or ignore the others
>>3582363
Yeah, the discord is shit. Last time I was in there it was just this Cricket guy making shitty jokes and a couple other people ERPing.
>>3582392
He does make shitty jokes but there is no erping aside from "hilarious" emojis
i think this is the most dead /sug/ i've seen. wow
whats this meme?
>>3582456
because it's the wrong thread you fuck
>>3582405
it was definitely ERPing. May have been "ironic" but it still really put me off of wanting to go there.
Also the guy avatarfagging with Lapis pics really annoyed me. I had to make it so that images don't show up automatically in there.
>>3582474
Opal is best fusion
>>3582480
>>3582491
>>3582508
wrong thread you fucks
>>3582011
I'm glad, it makes her different.
>she's techier than Pearl
>she can use her gem as a flashlight like Pear.
>slightly better than human strength
Optional limb enhancers would be the dream, though.
>>3582524
>>3582524
This one seems to be the most active, so I'll stay here, thanks.
>>3582483
give me the right one, then
>>3582549
>>3582553
>>3582558
wrong thread you fucks
>>3582562
look for it yourself, you fuck
I use the discord, but it really is just namefag central.
>>3582558
It is, ignore the asshole.
>>3582524
POST RARE POILS
ROSE IS A GODDESS OF FERTILITY AND MATERNITY AT THE SAME TIME
>>3582549
dude, literally every gem can do the flashlight, she couldn't even open an access panel without her limb enhancers and Pearl is only slightly less skilled than her despite the 5000-year gap in their technology. Peridot is weak as fuck
>>3582578
quit spamming your horseshit and creating drama, retard
>>3582644
THIS BECAUSE SHE IS BEST GEM
>>3582658
You don't know how touch that panel was on. Steven is strong AF. He ripped a chunk out of the drill to stop it when it was going out of control
I don't remember seeing every gem do the flashlight thing. Or was this specially stated all gems can do it?
This is the part of the thread where everyone posts Jaspearl
>>3582723
Garnet did it, and amethyst too I think. It's literally just lighting up your gem, every single one of them has done that before
I love asshole Rose
>>3582738
yes. yes it is.
>>3582754
Only when fusing. So it's probable, but not confirmed they can do it freely.
There was a comic about Lapis using hers, not very useful lel
>>3582767
I wanna fugg her
>>3582809
when fusing, summoning a weapon or stored object, or regenerating. Lapis's being useless doesn't mean she can't
>>3582833
>>3582765
>>3582894
MORE DRUNK GEMS
fics too if you have them
>>3582871
Those still aren't on command, more reactionary. A response
I don't think lapis flashlight being crappy doesn't mean she can't do it. Only Pearl has been shown to store stuff n her gem, yes?
new clip
http://swankivy.tumblr.com/post/146182788797/peridot-discovers-velcro-clip-from-upcoming
i've been thinking of adding to this but feel free to contribute
>it's been four days since Stevens gem was shattered
>Pearl has been cleaning the temple house since they came back with his shards
>Pearl has rewashed all of Stevens clothes and refolded them countless times
>she holds Stevens shirt and examines it for anything she could clean before her vision blurs and her shoulders slump
>she wishes she had never been free'd from homeworld for the first time since she broke free of homeworlds caste system
>eventually she just sits at the foot of the steven's bed staring at the empty bed
>garnet hasn't been out of her room the entire time and amethyst left the temple without saying anything to either of them shortly after they returned from the mission that created this situation.
>two more days pass with pearl not budging from the foot of stevens bed while she tears the inside of her mind apart with reasoning's and hypothetical's as to why the worst thing in her world could and did happen.
>every dark musing passes into her train of thought about her past while she stares blank faced at the mattress.
>maybe this was cosmic punishment
>maybe this was because of pearl upsetting the balance of homeworlds caste symmetry in unforeseen ways that lead to her not only losing one reason living but two and somehow the loss of steven hits her even harder than it does with rose.
>there isnt anything to replace steven in the same way that roses death was blunted by stevens birth. the realization of that makes her tremble uncontrollably to the point of clutching herself in a vein attempt to stop her form from falling apart seemingly.
>"now there isnt anything for me to exist for" she thinks to herself repeatedly,each time she comes to the thought of it burns her mind like a fire poker... bringing her to tears and ruin over and over again at the foot of steven's empty bed...in the empty temple house...
so say a gem had fallen in love with someone. If they fuse and see the one they love, what would happen? How would the fusion act/think?
>>3582978
>>3583027
Tumblr's video player is driving me fucking insane, but from the previews in the seeking bar it seems legit.
>>3582987
Garnet stored the pyramid key in her gems, and Peridot stored an EMP. Plus lion
>>3583050
A mix between the Gems feelings towards that person, I'd think based on what we saw of Rainbow Quartz. She was flirting with Greg pretty heavily, but at the same time seemed pretty smug about herself, which probably comes from Pearl. Sort of giving off both "let's fuck" signals along with "I fucked your girl".
>>3583027
Thank god it's another peri ep. The last 2 were sorely lacking.
>>3579107
>>3582978
I really need to organize my folder
>>3583114
It's peridot using Velcro while making silly noises
PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL
Hey G, can you make me a sandwhich?
>>3583249
no
>>3583027
So... She IS makimg the silly rocket sandals.
No Jasper dream? Fuck me.
Also what anime is this referencing? She looks leggy as fuck - maybe a Hilary/Zuke episode.
anyone writing fics?
>>3583027
Dude, she has a flower in her hair
thats cute
Post more runt Jasper!
>>3583324
It's a ribbon. She's using craft supplies.
Steboni's back!
>>3583319
>tfw never ever
Amy is the perfect girl. There's no way I could find a girl like her irl, because a real girl with her personality would probably be into drugs and shit
>>3583377
>implying that's a negative
Don't be a fag.
>>3583377
>would probably be into drugs and shit
Unless you're talking heroin then how is this at all a bad thing?
>>3583374
She looks less retarded now that she is older.
>>3583222
Pearl approved trips nice
>>3583377
Just find a fun, skinny girl and fatten her up. Make sure she is secretly depressed and suicidal.
>>3583290
Yes
