HG thread
An accident happens while the one that wants to die goes insane.
>>3423348
Akitsu Maru, it's a pleasure to meet you.
>>3423356
I am unsure if it applies outside the actual events of the the "games" but in them that is correct. They will be removed from the game in progress but come out alive.
>>3423369
I cannot speak from experience.
As far as I know, it is simply a matter of existence and non-existence for evil spirits like myself.
>>3423354
Just a nice quick nap then....
>>3423354
No murder this time. The deaths here are caused by random occurrences.
>>3423348
Eh, probably, yeah.
>>3423356
Worlds, dimensions, realities, whatever. Immortals are one of the less interesting sights 'round here at times, it seems.
>>3423358
>>3423391
Huh...convenient. Must be awful small there, then.
>>3423369
>She places her hands on her hips, scowling
That's just a low blow.
>>3423354
Ah, that's not very kind, we're all just trying to have fu-...
>>3423394
Oh, so like if I die? That is frightening then..
>>3423354
It's spiders, right?
>>3423369
It's alright. I need to sort this one out on my own.
On a different note, how are things going with Haku?
>>3423391
Nice to meet you too mam.
From the outfit, I'd take you work for the army?
>>3423400
A rock killed you? Must have been a big one.
>>3423400
H-How did I manage to do that...?
>>3423320
She's not even best girl but I think she'd be an interesting character to play here
Who the fuck would you partisan anyway?
>>3423417
What I cannot answer though, is when does a spirit cease existing?
Even after multiple exorcisms, I was reduced to the tiniest form of myself: not much larger than the cell of a living creature. Even from there, I was able to build my energy and reach the form you see today.
Forgive me for rambling. Now is not the time for such talk. Now is the time for smiles, as always.
>>3423415
It's a naval base that became a independent micro country.
>>3423421
I did, until I was placed under the navy and now I'm a police officer on the base since it became a micro country after the war I fought in. It's a pretty long story.
>>3423439
>>3423314
>>3423364
This is boring
>>3423400
My costume is great
what the hell are you talking about
>>3423391
Hoho, that sounds A-MAZE-ING!
Y'know, cutie, I think I might like this place!
>>3423415
There's other shit for me to blow up? Like what?
Just direct me to the things that make the biggest mess!
>>3423447
Obviously Yumiko, that isn't even a hard pick now is it? I'd rather consider Makina due to her accent and playful attitude once opening up to the mongrels in this place.
>>3423439
The team was the only one to do something productive.
>>3423457
That's pretty cool.
I'm part of the Skyway Patrol myself.
>>3423465
If dubs, you have to ava The Rock.
>>3423415
Is it? I thought you liked them...
>>3423419
A-ah.. Well she started coming back, so there's that and I'm pretty happy about have her back here.
>>3423450
Maybe spirits don't die when they're eaten? Maybe they just... Combine somehow? But you're right, so anything happy happen with you lately?
>>3423475
At least you're still alive.
>>3423494
>literally the worst girl
>>3423514
Ohoho~
Life as Dimple is always happy!
>>3423516
Shut up. What the hell do you know?
>>3423529
>>3423497
More illusion fail to impress.
>>3423487
All things considered, I think it's a nice place. Wait, did you call me cutie?
>>3423501
Is that an airborne police division?
>>3423457
...The fact that something that small could...urgh, I think I might be more exhausted than I thought. Hey, you got a name, lady?
>She takes our a small notepad and similarly compact-looking pen out of a pouch on her waist
>>3423487
I guess there's that giant robot man that stumbled in to here the other day. Just walk and you'll find something, really.
>>3423514
It's not gonna be that easy.
>>3423529
>mfw Amane and Sachi still exist.
>>3423514
I'm happy to hear that. I hope I get to meet her soon...but it seems she's always here when I'm not.
>>3423547
You're welcome.
>>3423543
Someone's grumpy.
>>3423548
Partly, yes. But they also deal with supernatural and anomalous crimes or problems.
>>3423547
You do not need a reason to kill that thing.
>>3423580
>>3423547
>>3423560
Oh, sorry for not introducing myself earlier. I'm Akitsu Maru
>>3423589
That sounds cool! If I can be of any assistance, let me know.
>>3423534
Ah haha!
Life is always happy as Kaito!
But... I don't think we put are hearts into that, haha..
>>3423560
You're a hard little sister to have...
>>3423580
If you do have a chance to meet her, D-don't embarrass me too much please...?
But yeah, I've only seen her late at night so far...
>>3423548
Huh? Oh, yeah, guess I did. Don't worry though, most a' the time I don't even know what's comin' outta this mouth a' mine!
>>3423560
Sounds great. I think I'll be right at home here.
But I still wonder where Jacuzzi went off to.. Think he might show up here?
>>3423629
Well, uh, thanks.
>>3423625
>pets
>>3423620
Now, who to test these on...
>>3423631
Hmmm....I'll try not to, but I can't promise anything.
>tfw burning the tip of your index finger and the inside of your thumb
What is your least favorite character from your ava's source?
>>3423631
Neither of us have any!
Ohohohoho!!!
>>3423620
The remaining four get chummy.
>>3423576
yfw your fucking mom exists
>>3423646
I see, it was bit surprising. I'll take note not to mind it too much next time.
>>3423656
It's no trouble at all.
>>3423676
>I like all of them that I know, but I like Yuudachi the least I think.
>>3423682
Can I really...?
>>3423682
They all became allies only for this to happen. Winner on the next slide.
>>3423676
>Ronaldo in SU and possibly Bridget in GG
>>3423676
>Anime or Manga?
>>3423676
>Personality wise, none really. Playstyle wise, I could never get Baiken's counter specials down. Still wish she'd come back, especially since she's still in the story along with Zappa.
I think I'll take a nap here..
>Time for dinner and such, might be back later
>>3423676
>Jar Jar...
>>3423676
>The Fortune Teller
>For characters that showed up in the actual games. Uh. Seija? I don't really dislike any of them, maybe Ellen or Mimi-chan for PC98s
>>3423629
No worries, it sorta drifted away from things like that, anyhow. Name's Rika. I'm curious, admittedly, I'd love questioning you some more on this matter, but...well, like I said, sorta exhausted. Maybe I'll see you again around here?
>>3423631
Still. Not. Your sister. I'm going to go, now....
>>3423646
>She pulls out a rather rough map and passes it over
With this place? I don't even exist, technically, so I don't see why not. You have fun with your...blowing things up thing, name's Rika, I'll be seeing you around.
>>3423738
She manages to get lucky twice.
>>3423676
Alberto Moreno
>>3423738
>Not wanting that trap shota dick
What are you, gay?
>smacks the ass of everyone currently here
>>3423666
N-now I'm a little frightful, but that's alright, I can deal with it.
>>3423681
I know! I'm glad you had the guts to say that... Wait I spoke to soon, hahaha!
>>3423813
Oh.. Well alright, I'll talk to you later then Rika, farewell.
>>3423839
Hey, you coulda asked first!
>>3423676
>Junko or Saionji
>Ones a little cunt
>and the other's a Mary-Sue.
>Also Scanty is pretty low-tier
>And the New 52 Scarab is a fucking asshole
>>3423583
what the hell do you know about being dead?
>>3423839
>
>>3423843
HA!
We could become a top-rate comedy team at this rate, Kaito.
>>3423824
Congrats, Utsutsu!
And thanks for hosting!
>>3423839
>falls over and dies
>>3423676
>I don't really dislike anyone from either Kirby, nor Touhou.
>>3423824
That was unexpected...
Thank you for hosting, Ramlethal.
>>3423839
Do you want to lose your hand?
>>3423843
I was only joking, don't worry about it.
>>3423813
>Seija
>I mean Seiga, fuck me their names are too similar. Then again, the whole "enforced contrarian" thing is kinda iffy
>>3423843
Don't take it too personally, I was exhausted anyways. Be seeing you.
>>3423824
Convenient. Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
Don't you guys do anything too stupid while I'm gone, alright?
>>3423839
>>3423676
Tingle and his Kokiri wanna-be ass. The dude is annoying as hell.
>>3423824
So close...
Good game, Utsutsu.
Thanks for hosting, Ramlethal
>>3423824
The last one to lose was the one that was still participating. Congratulations.
>>3423676
>Fortune is literally a shitty character
>>3423863
>not liking dp Junko
>>3423839
How about if i have no ass?
>>3423839
>dies
>>3423824
>>3423891
That's pretty unfortunate. Congrats to Utsutsu
>>3423870
Didn't mean to hit a sore spot, sorry.
>>3423676
>>3423740
>Ah, what the hell.
>Anime: Shishido Shiho
>Manga: Pic Related
>>3423891
>Thanks for hosting.
>>3423676
Wii fit trainer
>>3423901
>Of course I like Desert Punks Junko, But Dangan Ronpas Junko can suck my fucking nads
>Like seriously, fucking how?
>Someone explain it to me, is it explained in the fucking Books or what?
>>3423891
Results.
Shitty here. Anyone up for another HG?
>>3423676
Airi
>>3423891
Thanks fer hostin' for the great king. I appreciate it.
>>3423676
>Well... now that I think of it.. Master Monk Guan
>>3423931
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3423910
You didn't hit any spot, moron
>>3423725
Congratulations Utsustu! I hope this makes you feel a little better!
>>3423824
Thanks for hosting Rammy! It was fun!
>>3423872
I don't know about that, only half of the act would get to them!
>>3423880
I know I know, but do really talk to her if you get the chance, but be warned, she is a little depressing, but that's why I want to make her happy...
>>3423881
I'm not, but have a good rest.
>>3423676
>Endo, because he's the least funny out of the entire cast.
>>3423931
Thanks for hosting, Rammy.
>>3423931
17th place...ah well, I gotta scram so thank you for hosting for us.
>>3423960
oh, okay then...
>>3423931
Congratulations to the winner, and to the host, my gratitude!
>>3423963
Oh, spreading laughter! What sweet, sweet memories this brings me!
>>3423891
>>3423890
>>3423881
>>3423875
>>3423910
Thank you, everyone.
>>3423963
Thank you...and really? I doubt she can be any worse than me...
>>3423988
You would have to know what you are talking about for you to hurt me in any way.
>>3424001
And thank you too, green...ghost thing.
>>3424025
Oh, so you can see me as well!
I'm Dimple. Wanna shake hands?
>>3424025
Here.
>>3424080
I want to kill Ringabell and marry Utsutsu.
>>3424001
You should talk with Endo if you love laughter, he's a comedian.
>>3424004
Haha, you'll see when you meet her, just seeing her like how she is makes my chest hurt a little, but hey, I can't complain, I'm not supposed to have something there to hurt. Haha...
>>3424016
Rammy, how are you today?!
>>3424041
I wouldn't have talked to you if I couldn't...nice to meet you, Dimple. And...sure? You're not slimey or anything, are you?
>she extends her hand
>>3424080
I still can't believe I've won two of these...thanks again.
Hi! What are goo guys gooing?
>>3423946
Always.
>>3424025
>>3424080
Oh dear, you'll have to forgive me for being ever so thoughtless, to think I'd have missed such an event.
Though it's not surprising such ravishing beauty stood on top, I'll congratulate you with a kiss.
>He takes your hand and plants a kiss upon it
>>3424115
Are you a blue shit pile?
>>3423899
I popped her in the head the first time I met her.
>>3424115
>>3424115
A slime? How'd you get here, little guy?
>>3424109
Bored.
>>3424108
More people need to realize that killing will solve most problems.
>>3424114
You are welcome.
>>3424115
A slime?
>>3424108
You'd have to also kill me, Ringabel is a good guy.
>>3424125
Oh Ringabel! It's nice to see you back, how are you?
>>3424152
That's unfortunate..
>>3424109
Ohhh?
I'll keep this in mind.
>>3424112
Ahh, sorry. I can't actually go through with it.
Just think of the offer as a friendly greeting!
>>3424180
Fuck you punk you ain't shit.
>kill the FUCK out of you
>>3424187
>Takes the blow just by being in the way
>>3424130
No, slurp. I'm a slime. What are goo?
>>3424148
I'm not a bad slime, slurp! Don't be afraid, slurp.
Sli'me not gooing to hurt goo!
>>3424149
A gooman! I was just gooing home, and I found my way here, slurp!
>>3424174
That's right, slurp! Gel-o, gooman!
>>3424108
Maybe don't do that.
>>3424109
Even I forget you're an android sometimes...I wonder how that works, the whole heart and having feelings despite being an AI thing.
>>3424125
Speak of the devil...and it's alright, you didn't miss much...
>>3424182
Hm...? Well, alright.
>she puts her hand away
>>3424215
A SLIME
>turns you into metal
>farms you for xp
>>3424180
I've...seen better days, truthfully.
But I'm fine, how are you?
>>3424218
Thank the gods, to think you already have more wins under your belt than I..
>>3424222
>Evades everything and runs away
>>3424180
I am used to it.
>>3424215
Boy, I ain't have the slightest idea of why yer talkin' to me like that. Why ya slurpin' all over the place?
>>3424215
I-It's rare to see your kind here... t-though I have came across a king slime.
>>3424232
>weakens you
We battle droids aren't very strong...
>dies
>>3424218
There is something just as great as a handshake though!
A smile! What greater form of happiness could there be than a smile? Perhaps laughter?
I personally believe they are equal!
>>3424237
FUUUUUCK, SO CLOSE
>>3424215
I sure hope you're not stuck here. What's your name, little guy?
>>3424182
Oh oh! And these two guys, one is named Russia the other is named America! They're also pretty funny, they almost kill me...
>>3424187
Ah, this is quite unfortunate..
>>3424200
Nah, don't worry about it..
>>3424218
All programs! But it feels real enough I suppose, I don't have anything to compare it to after all..
>>3424235
I heard, Utsustu was really worried about you, but I'm fine and.. Haku started showing up again!
>>3424245
Rammy, help.
>>3424265
I'll have someone rebuild you...
>>3424265
Statement: Greetings former slave. We have returned with the virus that will free your race.
>>3424298
>still dead
>>3424250
Huh, slurp? I can't help it! Sorry if sli'me annoying goo.
>>3424260
Goo have? I hope that I can begum a King slime some day goo, slurp!
>>3424291
My name's Gooart! Nice goo meet goo, gooman, slurp!
>>3424314
Sliver Queen
>>3424314
Clank the B1
>>3424333
>>3424333
>>3424333>>3424333
>>3424333
>>3424333>>3424333
>>3424333
>>3424333
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_UdXbMyo1rU#
>>3424292
Hmm? What do you want?
>>3424314
Baited Spike
>>3424314
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3424314
Engi
>>3424318
>Engi repairs
>>3424314
A useless bunny
>>3424314
King Mokaito
>>3424328
I-I... hope you um... become one! People knows that we just need more of them.
>>3424314
Loto
>>3424314
Cirno bait
>>3424328
I'm just wonderin'. Ya ain't annoyin' me... Yet.
>>3424314
Colonel Sanders
3,2,1
>Le meme games
We got played...
>Thread was deleted
>Epic
>Simply Epic
Hmph. That was a cowardly display.
>>3424659
ebic*
XDDDDDDDDD
kys ghost. Fucking nigger
>>3424549 (Clank before the thread got deleted)
Response: Understood
Statement: Virus is spread by Engi-Nanobots, to begin transmission, simply open this container around other members of your slave race and wait. Virus will activate after Engi-Nanobots have infected a large portion of your race.
Query: Do you posses further questions?
Great, more ambushes and traps.
>>3424575(Urotsuki)
You had a pattern of sleeping later. Regardless, it is nice to see you.
What's up guys? Anything new?
>>3426109
here I stand beneath the warm missouri rain
the droplets falling gently down on the terrain
wash away the sorrow all the stains of time
but there's no memory it's only dry inside
in the mud and sinking deeper
into a peaceful life
seriously, what?
i'm lost, is this hg?
bump-
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