HG thread
>>3421856
I-I've been told I look like a fairy when I run...
>>3421885
Have fun in jail, little man.
>randomly shoots grenades into the thread
>>3421956
mako a cute
>>3421981
kys Junkrat
>>3421869 (Akitsu Maru)
I wish it at least would've picked a more convenient age, when I wasn't so...pathetically tiny.
>>3421938 (Kaito)
...Eh. I think it's also one part genuine malice.
>tfw joined march last year
>tfw never cared if became a who or not
>tfw I just want to slip away
Jeez, this place is dead...
-How unusual. Generally this place is filled with banter.-
>>3421886 (Chikane)
Oh? Who is that? If you don't mind me asking.
>>3421992
Haha, but aren't you the same?
>>3421990
Make me.
I'm serious. I will take you with me when I die.
>>3421981
>
>>3422003
me to
>>3422003
me to
>>3421980
Then stop being a fairy and be a lion chasing its prey!
>>3421983
I agree.
>>3421981
Do you mind? YOU'RE BREAKING MY CONCENTRATION!!! Continue doing so and I may JUST HAVE TO BREAK YOU!!! HAHAHA!!! Into tiny little species! OH!!! I COULD TURN YOU INTO A MOSAIC!!! HAHAHAH!!!
>>3422003
>I just want to slip away
What do you mean by that?
>>3422003
>tfw all the shitposting that should have happened to me in July happened in December instead.
>>3421924
You don't enjoy it? Being able to learn together in a relaxed setting with other people always sounded nice to me.
>>3421981
>dives away from grenades.
>>3421992
You're not all that small, I think.
>>3421981
>>3422008
It'll be alive shortly, I assure you.
>>3422011
Himeko Kurusugawa. As long she believes in me, and is safe... that's all that matters to me.
>finally thought I would be able to escape HG
>instead came back and got more involved in it
I'm my own worst enemy.
>>3422008
It's weird, ain't it? You'd think everyone was having a lazy Sunday today.
>>3422026
Y'can't just stop running the way you've always been running! That's not how running works, idiot!
>>3421981
Gee Demoman, what happened to you?
dudes I'm lit af AMA
>>3421981
>Terrified screaming
>Dives for cover
>>3422011
Don't compare me to him....
>>3422046
Even I know I'm short for my "age", I can't even reach five feet.
>>3422076
>Sunset
>>3422017
here
>>3422046
It sounds nice on paper... but my stars, it drives me crazy.
>>3422089
Would you a robot?
>>3422076
>tfw barely show up
>just enter and lurk/afk
>escaping this shithole fast af
Give me 24. I will raise it if necessary.
>>3422089
dude weed lmao
>>3422119
Sunset
>>3422119
Chikane Himemiya
>>3422119
Utsutsu
>>3422012
wow great junkrat RP
>>3422119
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3422119
Ash Crimson
>>3422008
I think it's fine, but yeah it is strange for the time of da-...
What is that...?
>>3422061
That's hard to believe that's all that matters to you, but I know the feeling a little.
>>3422096
Yeah... You're shorter and don't have a look of stupidity about you..
>>3422119
Kuroyukihime
>>3422119
Clank the B1
>>3422119
Kneesocks
>>3422119
Eggman-kun
>>3422119
Vic Viper
>>3422096
How old are you?
>>3422119
Akitsu Maru
>>3422119
Sheogorath
>>3422081
Really? Not even if I chase you around with my blade? I think you'd run different, almost like your life depended on it.
>>3422119
Kazuichi Souda
>>3422119
Matsuicide
>>3422119
King Kaito changed by the war
>>3422119
Yukine
>>3422119
Lord Dimple
>>3422100
>That's actually beautiful. Thanks.
>>3422119
King Dedede
>>3422119
Sliver Queen
>>3422119
Koyomi Araragi
>>3422119
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3422119
The Player
>>3422119
DEVGRU
>>3422119
Raiko Horikawa
>>3421981
>He grabs the grenade with his right arm and throws it through a nearby wall.
Do you mind?
-Such an odd greeting.-
>>3422061
Eh, It's kinda nice.
-Boredom has set in.-
>>3422081
And this isn't lazy Sunday? Hardly anyone is doing anything.
-You humans are absurdly sluggish.-
>>3422119
Shinichi/Migi
>>3422119
Ryuuko
>>3422119
Bloodhound Bots
>>3422119
Rika
>>3422119
Klopp
>>3422119
Misato
>>3422137
For just two.
>>3422148
Noot...entirely certain, considering I lost track for a little while, but late teens, by this point.
Captain Luna
>>3422160
The hell kinda motivation is that?! The only thing that'd change is the amount of tears falling from my face!
>>3422184
Hey man, you try doing something on your day off! It's nice to sit back and relax, y'know? It's nice not having to fix cars every damn day.
Seija Kijin
>>3422137
I understand your disbelief in me, but that's truely all I care about in the world. Oh, you do?
>>3422184
>She looks at the boy's right hard.
W-What is that thing?
>>3422119
Colonel Sanders
If you want this to be 36 then I will need three more.
>>3422119
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3422257
Matsu
>>3422257
Cool Meido
>>3422257
Knight N Potion Seller
>>3422257
Takumi
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vGaH23H.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
>>3422257
Asakura Ryoko
>>3422219
I know someone much older who I think is shorter than you.
>>3422239
Heh, don't worry I wasn't serious about that. Well if you can't run at least drink more water from now on.
>>3422219
Okay, you also don't bother me.
>>3422172
Hello Dimple, how are you this fine day?
>>3422203
>Pets.
>>3422249
You care about your own life right? Because if you weren't around she'd be sad right? But yeah I suppose, I really care for my family, if any one of them... Ah never mind, best not to talk about sad things.
This is the roster.
>>3422125
Post or link the full pic.
Test.
>>3422318
>>3422322
Looks good.
>>3422322
Looks good.
>>3422273
AH! W-Wait... whew. For a second I thought that was 'her' my mistake carry on.
>>3422318
I wouldn't want to make her sad, and I do care for my own life. And family... family is rather important to some.
>>3422322
Go.
>>3422318
>>3422322
I'm feeling as good as this roster looks!
>>3422322
How exciting! OH THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!!! For me! Maybe someone else too. BUT NOT THE LOSER!!!
>>3422322
Ready.
>>3422322
Heyyy, I'm lookin' good from this angle.
I'm all set and ready fer action.
>>3422316
Scare tactics don't work is you tell me seconds later. All this did was make you look like you can't keep a threat.
>>3422322
This is my "okay, we're set to go" face.
>>3422322
Sic 'em, bloodhound bots
>>3422137
>He brushes off the comment like he isn't surprised about it anymore.
Migi. He's a parasite.
-I am an alien lifeform residing in his forearm.-
>>3422239
Because you're obviously fixing cars right now.
-You appear to be lazier than the average.-
>>3422249
A parasite.
-He is correct.-
![COOLEDITION[089].png](https://i.imgur.com/SJX2aP4.png "COOLEDITION[089].png")
>>3422322
Looks like I will be taking a seat for this one.
>>3422314
...I mean, I suppose it's possible, I guess.
>>3422318
Not all the time, at least.
>>3422322
Let's get this show on the road.
No exchanges? Then the match will begin soon.
>>3422107
I suppose you would know better than myself. Is it true that some kids are falling in love in high school these days? I've heard it happens, and I always thought it sounded sweet.
Guys I'm really depressed
Been crying for hours
Pls help
>>3422401
It's ok LF
>>3422379
I'm not fixin' anything right now. I'm just relaxin' as I was you guys kill each other. I have a good hiding spot within the arena, y'know~
>>3422322
Ready as ever, Host.
Come, My drummer from the outside world.
Awaken primal emotions with your Soul's beat!
>>3422401
Just SMILE!
Whether it's forced or natural, it doesn't matter because you're building a mold for the next!
>>3422401
>kissu
you'll be okay, just hang in there a little longer
One creature get his wish. He is still technically alive.
>>3422379
I-I want to ask why... there's a parasite on your arm. But i'll just assume you got into an incident. So, what's your name?
>>3422400
It does happen. Truth be told, if fallen victim to it. If you ask me... it's beautiful.
>>3422401
HAVE YOU TRIED THROWING A MELON AT SOMEONE!?! If not you should! RIGHT AT SOME POOR MORTAL'S FACE!!! Never ceases to make me laugh!
>>3422411
Not me bud.
>>3422412
>Sucks toes
Michiru Matsushima
Please restart so I can join too!
>>3422366
You're right, I don't know what I was thinking....
>>3422437
You intentionally made it so I'd die right away, didn't ya?
>>3422437
This looks like a buzzsaw droid...
>>3422457
>Calls Jewmato.
>>3422437
I doubt this will fool anyone...but it won't hurt to give it a try.
>>3422437
HA!
>Chops the poor soul's head
>>3422401
Think of your love ones. What would they say to you being depressed?
>>3422437
Wonderful start from the get-go already.
I'm feelin' lucky today. Ain't no one gonna stand up to me.
>>3422442
Get outta here Kyoko.
>>3422463
You probably should have actually hit me. It might've worked out better.
>>3422437
What the-Put me down! I can run on my own just fine!
>>3422439
Shinichi. He's Migi.
-Greetings.-
>>3422412
-If you have such a hiding place, why are you not champion?-
Seriously. That's kind of pathetic.
>>3422396
She does fine, so I think you can do alright at your size too.
>>3422437
Alright, here we go.
>>3422439
I still hope that I can find love some day. Good luck in the arena and out.
![COOLEDITION[061].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dNbV4IL.jpg "COOLEDITION[061].jpg")
>>3422457
I was here first. They're going to let me in before they do you.
>>3422437
It's like Death doesn't know my bots aren't alive
>>3422437
...Looks like I'm going to have a problem carrying over those drums.
Better wait until everyone runs away.
>>3422322
I like this district! Let's do this!
>>3422336
Ah sorry, I just likes snakes is all, well any animal really..
>>3422350
But don't let me tell you how to live your life, I just don't know when to stop talking is all..
>>3422357
That's great to hear! You ready to win?!
>>3422379
>Looks between him and the think on his hand.
I suppose, nothing here should weird me out anymore...
>>3422396
No, it's not really bothersome having you around, but you do get cranky every so often.
>>3422401
I always take a deep breath and sigh, but try listening to music or something to take your mind off it, you can use my scarf if you need to wipe your tears away too!
>>3422457
Restarting the roster still would not let you in.
>>3422437
Is it not a monster?
>>3422457
Just sit on the bench and shut up woman. They won't restart anything for a pathetic waste like you. Just drink some lemonjuice till this is over so you can feel like dying again.
>>3422504
I...uh...y'know...
>>3422497
Unlike, you just want me to hit you so I look like the bad guy.
>>3422526
You bet!
It likely won't happen but that's not stopping me!
>>3422532
Stay within hearing distance and proceed carefully.
>>3422457
Michiru the niggers still haven't stopped loitering around my house. What do?
>>3422532
Ain't no way in hell this ain't breakin several health codes at least.
>>3422526
>>3422457
That'd be just plain stupid.
>>3422506
Well, maybe I'm just not content being stuck like this....
>>3422526
More like "all the time".
>>3422532
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!
>>3422532
HA!!! It smells like death down here. I LOVE IT!!! Let's go in shall we?
>>3422532
Wait, this place we're visitin' is haunted? Ain't nobody told me that!
>>3422532
I can't eat, but thanks for your hospitality...
What is going on in here?!?
>>3422532
W-where's that coming from?! It's scary... How good they are at it.
>>3422556
That's the... Spirit!
>>3422554
You should have no problem with that, since y'already look like a bad guy to me!
>>3422532
Don't really now if it was worth all the trouble but we did it.
>>3422472
Who's that?
>>3422517
Yeah? Well, I'm more important than you, so there's that!
>>3422532
Oh...ehhh! Then restart and throw someone out!
>>3422543
I'm a happy, cheerful girl! No, a woman! I'm grown up! So I don't feel like dying!
>>3422504
Chikane Himemiya. It's the pleasure to see the both of you.
>>3422506
Good luck to you Akitsu.
>>3422526
I have no problem handling a chatterbox. So please, talk to your hearts content.
>>3422532
These horror films... I don't feel afraid or scared in the slightest.
>>3422532
It's way too annoying to not be a monster
>>3422586
Ohohohoooo.
That was a good one.
>>3422596
Nice try Souda, it's not gonna work. I've figured out your tactics.
>>3422532
>>3422561
Understood, Miss.
>>3422604
>Kissu
![COOLEDITION[044].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YnIuroJ.jpg "COOLEDITION[044].jpg")
>>3422604
Want this knife in your gut and see how many people cry at your funeral? Didn't your fsther ever teach you not to speak without resolve to prove your statements? Are you ready?
>Shakes fresh blood off of knife
>>3422532
A fight that could have been great ended terribly.
>>3422604
Then it would go to her.>>3422517
>>3422532
-Tart.-
Where'd you get that?
-I took it, obviously.-
>He sighs.
>>3422545
-It's a bluff.-
Heh. Looks like you need to brush up on your fighting skills.
>>3422612
-Likewise.-
Same here. Where are you from?
Bit offtopic but Polfags really need to get the fuck out of v/.
No-one likes shoehorned in token characters, but this is getting rediculous
>>3422574
I understand, and I still hope you can resume your aging, but if you can't then you'll have to make due with your current size.
>>3422635
We don't know what could be down here.
>>3422649
I should have retreated..
>>3422631
But you honestly look like a delinquent. You even smell like one.
>>3422653
My legs cramped up this time, alright?! You try running away from bullets before judging me on my death!
>>3422649
There's the Republic which is corrupt, allows slavery, and is currently killing democracy...
>>3422649
That... Ain't right. That just ain't right.
>>3422663
>Expecting quality in /v/
>That's your own fault really.
>>3422604
You have more suicide attempts than there are lemons in this world. Do you honestly still believe that you're a happy, cheerful girl and not just some idiot with suicidal tendencies that rise higher than the Mt. Everest?
>>3422649
No need for anyone to take what belongs to me. I'll gladly dispose of all remaining candy only to crush it in front of these little kids and make sure their evening is ruined.
>>3422649
Alright, I'll take one bowl.
![COOLEDITION[042].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ad3zJWM.jpg "COOLEDITION[042].jpg")
>>3422649
I'm sure now the host knows what she is doing.
>>3422649
You're programmed with some pretty boring stuff.
>>3422672
I completely agree. I'm awful.
>>3422649
Tch...
>>3422653
I come from a village called Mahoroba. What about you?
>>3422663
>/v/ complaining about anything
>going on /v/ or /pol/ except when linked
>>3422672
>His arm turns into a sword.
Whoever said anything about running?
-Deflecting bullets is simple.-
>>3422649
>He snores.
>>3422649
Hahahaha!
>>3422664
At least it gives me room to move around in my tanks...uh, sorry, I ramble a lot.
>>3422663
>people I don't like are /pol/
Hello tumblr
>>3422561
The bots are disposable. There's not need to tell them to be careful
>>3422649
Leave it to the "god of insanity" to convince programming to give him something
>>3422649
Just leave them. Stop bringing them back to life.
>>3422573
Ah, I'm sorry to ask but you speak?
>As I ask I idly pet one of the snakes.
>>3422574
Honestly, I know my feelings better than you, you're not bothering me, if you were I'd say so.
>>3422612
But... I don't have a heart, haha.
>>3422625
It's about the caliber of jokes I tell, people never laugh at them usually...
>>3422649
Oh, of course you can have a piece of candy Yukine!
>>3422704
...Y-You're not supposed to agree with me.
>>3422715
Yeah, when you've got a mutation in your arm it is, but I'm a NORMAL person.
>>3422731
I don't need it..
>>3422663
>everyone with a right wing opinion is /pol/
Not our fault more and more people are opening their eyes
>>3422568
Shoot them more I guess, Are you sure you're not missing?
>>3422574
W-well, you're plain AND stupid! So hah!
>>3422636
Whaa?
>>3422641
M-my father didn't teach me much! But still, I know I'm more important than you, so I don't have to prove myself! K-keep that knife away!
>>3422649
No it wouldn't, it would go to me!
>>3422687
I can't remember any of those? I must have been sleeping, because you don't remember much when you're sleeping because you're dreaming in the meantime? See? I bet you didn't know that!
>>3422731
Don't you little mortals know that WAKING UP SOMEONE UNEXPECTEDLY IS VERY RUDE?!? DO YOU LACK MANNERS!?!
>>3422728
>there's not need
>You know what I meant
>>3422737
Anything but laughter is criminal! Jokes are written for smiles!
>>3422759
I'm trying my best, but they're still sitting on their bikes.
>>3422719
It's no trouble. Since I'm out, I'm going to take a few minutes to relax over here, let me know if you need me for anything
>>3422728
Throwing things away carelessly is never good.
>>3422737
...Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
>>3422737
>>3422731
>add more more candy to her bag
>>3422745
But you're right.
>>3422731
-Worthless metal.-
So much gold...
>>3422745
>He shrugs.
Don't get shot.
-Compress your body into a smaller space while moving.-
![COOLEDITION[078].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lwJaMRi.jpg "COOLEDITION[078].jpg")
>>3422759
>Places knife on your shoulder blade facing your neck
>Strokes your hair
I can believe good parenting has long been absent in your upbringing. Look at this hair. What kind of delinquent would dye her hair this bolds shade of yellow?
Oh look, I see a little bit of black at the roots. So unnatural.
Erp is in need of our help, you know what to do
>>3422731
Some illusions are better than others. The one in green keeps turning into a cat.
>>3422759
She was present before you.
>>3422759
>Kissu
Has anyone here seen a guy named Jacuzzi?
>>3422759
You were in a very deep sleep. I'd call it a comatose at this point in time. Don't worry though, it seems that enough medicine to kill a horse didn't do its job properly on you. Next time I'll have to ensue different options in order to make your actual attempt succesful. I'm a doctor so it's my responsibility to help out those who want to commit suicide, I'm just picking the easiest way for both you and me.
>>3422826
Yes, that's true....
>>3422822
>our
You're not part of this community.
>>3422826
I'm gonna get sick if I keep eating this stuff.
>>3422731
YOU'RE the only monster here!
>>3422737
Didn't mean to imply I did....
>>3422759
Ooooh, scathing. did you write that down in advance or something?
>>3422796
Already? Yikes...thanks, but I'm pretty self-sufficient, typically.
>>3422847
That's an odd-sounding name...afraid not.
>>3422804
C-Come on, you're not awful, You're kind of nice, and you eyes are weird in a cool way.
>>3422806
How do I compress my body into smaller spaces? Teach me your ways, little hand.
>>3422796
It's not like I can't repair or replace them. They're just simple robots with pretty simple AI. The only loss would be the advanced chemical sensors that make it so they can track scents, and I can just salvage those
>>3422826
This disguise isn't going to work at all.. tch!
>>3422847
Never heard of that name.
>>3422731
Why are we looking for treasure? I thought we needed supplies, can we buy them...?
>>3422777
You and I are kindred spirits, one of us more than the other!
>>3422800
It's alright, you learn to live without one, haha, but most people don't.
>>3422802
Ah, that's alright, I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable, not being able to speak isn't something you can control I think, sorry for asking.
>>3422869
Oh good, because you do. Hahaha.
>>3422826
There is much death to discuss here. Whether it is about how Raiko got tired of candy or how something has an ironic death.
>>3422849
>>3422826
...What?
-Something is incorrect in your programming.-
>>3422874
Go for it Migi.
-I believe it is called "Duck and Cover". "Rolling" is also a viable option.-
>>3422869
Damn it!
Agh, he ran off somewhere again..
Are you sure? Big tattoo on his face?
You can't miss him.
>>3422884
I thought for sure he said he was heading this way.. Shit!
How about a guy with a tattoo across his face? See anybody like that?
>>3422874
Weird eyes, guess I can add it to the list. I'll try not to make eye contact with you from now on.
>>3422902
>>3422782
Shoot their bikes!
>>3422820
It's not dyed! It's real, natural blonde! Stop touching it, because it's very fragile since I bleach it every month!
>>3422826
But I'm high on the social ladder!
>>3422835
No!
>>3422848
Well maybe it didn't work because I'm not a horse! Ever think about that, Mister Doctor? Geez, you're so dumb...
>>3422869
No, I'm really good at coming up with clever stuff to say! That's why people call me clever! I mean, they don't, but they totally should!
>>3422907
HOLY SH-
>explodes
>>3422826
Ha! Now you can't do anything to me!
>>3422907
>gets gunned down by sliver bullets
>>3422907
HAHAHAHAH!!! Have fun with that in your system little mortal!
>>3422902
If I dare ask.... what's it like living without a heart?
>>3422907
Dragons. I like their majestic wings... and their graceful appearance.
>>3422910
No. Haven't seen a man like that either.
>>3422907
We really should have taken a map for this.
>>3422869
I was on patrol all of last night.
>>3422847
Not that I know of.
>>3422881
It's still takes time and effort.
>>3422902
Uhuhuu!
Well done, Kaito! Well done!
>>3422929
Trust me woman. If it's enough to put a horse down it's enough to put down a girl that has the weight of around 90 pounds. It should be more than comprehensible, even for someone with the brain of a walking dead.
>>3422907
Nothing special. I've seen worse than just some red paint on a building.
>>3422907
>Choking noises
>>3422910
I haven't seen anyone tattooed around here, actually.
>>3422902
Well. Whoops.
>>3422929
Your amazing "comeback" was sort of just...slightly reusing what I said, so I dunno about "clever".
>>3422966
Military type? Shoulda figured with the clothes.
>>3422907
All of the canines are distracting from what is happening.
>>3422909
I've heard of that before, but that doesn't work as well as actually making yourself smaller. I thought you were gonna tell me I had some ultra-powerful MC powers for a moment.
>>3422912
N-No! Stare into my eyes Ryuko! I want to look at you all day long!
>>3422929
I-I DID, BUT THEY'RE MADE OF STEEL!
>>3422907
-How ironic.-
>He screams in terror.
>>3422966
For some people, maybe. I can build any variant of a Jack Bot easily, though, so it's no problem at all
![COOLEDITION[039].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JKUUEZQ.jpg "COOLEDITION[039].jpg")
>>3422929
Yes, yes. It probably did say "natural" on the box so people not too bright can tell themselves they've made a smart choice. Wouldn't it be funny if your cause of death was as natural as your hair color? You better stop trying to feed me lies.
You'll be going bald soon.
>Pulls on a few strings of hair
>They are limply plucked out of their cuticles
>Arrived at work, going now ;-;
>>3422907
Maybe we'll find something useful down here.
>>3422923
>Gives her a reassuring smile.
Don't worry about it, it's just something that makes you, well.. You.
>>3422953
It's not too bad, as you can see I'm perfectly fine without one, but then again, I'm not a real person now am I?
>>3422971
I should be saying that to you, you've been through so much, but you're still alive... hehe.
>>3422988
I'm kidding, don't take me so seriously.
>>3422996
Just one zombie? I think we can take it..
>>3422996
I still have some candy left.
>>3422999
No, I find a paper bag and use it as a mask.
>>3422929
>Kissu
>>3422953
>He lets loose a long, drawn-out sigh.
Alright. Thanks anyway, darlin'.
Hey, ah.. Where's the exit?
>>3422966
Seems like I got here before he did, then. Agh.. He's late!
What even is this place? It doesn't look much like a restaurant.
>>3422988
Damn it, damn it. I might'a taken a wrong turn somewhere.. You got a map?
>>3423028
>>3423034
You don't need a mask! You're beautiful the way you are! I-I can tell you use really expensive soap on your skin! It looks really, really soft!
>>3422996
None of you are as scary as Klopp or Ryuuko.
>>3423060
How scary. Get out of my sight feline trash before I end up kicking you out of my sight.
test
Test
>>3423028
You're not real? Um... could you explain that later. I need to take care of something.
>>3423037
Exit? I do not know sadly... you just got to live with it. Now, I must go.
F thread
>>3423028
Something I need to remember more often....
>>3423037
Of a sorts, but this area isn't super consistent.
>>3423060
Spoilsport.
Testarino
>>3422988
I was, but since the end of the conflict I had to find something else to dedicate my time to, so I became the first and currently only police officer in the area.
>>3423018
Even so, I'd like to avoid losing allies, even temporary ones.
>>3423037
It's some sort of interdimensional arena miss.
>>3423060
>Puts everything right side up
>>3423055
Is that so..
>>3423060
...
I'm gloomy.
>>3423028
I am glad you see things my way.
All jokes aside, even as a spirit I refuse to accept death. More than anything I wish to simply be alive, to stay alive. It is something I desire even moreso than my dream of becoming god.
>Ryuuko's back
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>4chan's being retarded again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So that's what being dead feels like.
The Game
>>3422983
I'm not a walking dead, how many times do I have to tell you? I'm not dead, I'm alive!
>>3422988
Uhh, y-yes it was! You're just too dumb to see how clever it was! Go back to your dumb friends, dummy!
>>3422999
Oh, I guess you're dead then. They've overpowered you.
>>3423022
O-oh... okay, bye!
>>3423035
>slappu
Show yourself!
Everyone
Please give me (You)s
>>3423060
The prank bought them together.
The problems here have been happening too frequently.
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>>3422996
>>3423028
We don't know if there are more!
>>3423108
That is so! I truly, from the bottom of my heart believe every word I just said!
>>3423127
Stay away from my grave.
>>3423127
>Slappu
>Huggu
>Slappu
>Kissu
By the Light, I command you to return to life, thread!
>>3423131
Glad she has a sense of humor
>Did we break 4chan?
>>3423088
No exit? Wait, now, hold on! Don't Lea-..!
Oh, jeez..
>>3423090
Huh? What's that s'posed to mean? You don't have a map o' the area?
>>3423104
Oh, I get'cha. It's so-- a what?
Hang on, back up, back up.
Did you just say interdimensional arena?
>>3423127
I'm aware that you're alive. I wouldn't be talking to you at this point if you weren't. I'm just saying that you have the brain of a walking dead, the brain and functionality of a corpse. Get that?
Evens: go for a 10k run
Odds: study and eat some pizza
