/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Hair Edition
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Butt
nth for best gem
>>3420932
We'll be back, baby!
>>3420891
I'll cry.
Discuss potential plots of "Tiger Philanthropist."
Love you /sug/
I know it is kind of a shitty day, but I hope you are all doing alright regardless
You must choose only one from each row
>>3420974
That feel when you reflexively hit ctrl+R to reset the emulator so you can redo the level but you're just watching an episode of Steven Universe and that Ruby is dead forever.
>>3420986
Ruby, that's all I need to pick.
>>3420871
>>3420916
>Homeworld is upside down, new revolutions and out-of-line-behavior on a daily basis.
>all because of the CGs singing about love and friendship, life and happiness
>>3420986
Jasper
Pearl
Rose
Sapphire
>>3420986
Jasper
Lapis
Peridot
Sapphire
>>3420986
Jasper
Only tough choice, Lapis
Rose
Sapphire
>>3420986
>Jasper
>Lapis
>Peridot
>Ruby
>>3420986
Sapphire.
Rose.
/end
>>3420986
>Lapis and Pearl on the same row
You monster.
>>3421036
Hue
>>3420986
Amy
Earl (close call)
Peri
GARNET
>>3420986
Amy
Pearl
Rose
... Sapphire if you're forcing me to choose one.
>>3420986
Jasper, Pearl, Rose, Sapphire
>>3421063
Winrar
>>3420986
Amethyst
Pearl
Peridot
Sapphire
>>3420986
Amethyst
Pearl
Rose
Sapphire
Choosing between Rose and Peridot was hardest, but Rose's voice does things to me.
what if pearl by accident asks jasper to "quit nosing around", and she turns out to be extremely vulnerable to puns
>>3420986
Jasper
both
neither
both
>>3421161
>both
Doesn't work that way.
>>3420986
Nose gem, Pearl gem, Green gem and Eternal flame gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2wRBcLOzc Reminder that this is foreshadowing a future episode
>>3421198
You can't take Pearl twice.
>>3420972
no, we're not.
we are still trapped in this miserable place for the rest of the hiatus... or forever... in the end both are the same thing
no matter where we go... we're trapped...
>>3420986
amethyst lapis peridot ruby for frienduals
jasper lapis rose ruby for sexuals
>>3420954
BEST GEM WITH THE BEST SHIP
>>3421167
don't care, just kill Peridot and Rose
>>3421198
You and me are thinking on the same page, but it's real hard to choose between Pearl and Lapis
>>3421227
Right you are.
>>3421143
>reminding Jasper about her self-esteem issues regarding not having a nose
She will sock Pearl in the beak.
>>3421245
It is, but I've been a pearlfag for longer than I have been a lapisfag, so picking her made more sense.
>>3421227
hell yeah
>>3421245
>I am one of the many, many faggots who pick the 3 whitest most popular gems as my favorite characters
Reminder.
>>3421273
I had to choose Lapis because Lapidot got me like
>>3421218
Well I did say "We will be back, baby!", because the show is on a hiatus
poil
>>3420986
Purple, Pearl, Peridot, Prophet.
Perfect.
>>3420986
Amethyst
Pearl
Rose
Sapphire
>>3421218
but what if home
..
what if home is not about what or where
but with whom?
>>3421296
and you expect me to think that's a problem?
>>3421245
>waifu trinity
I will punch you in your spleen.
>>3420128
>>3421319
paddles
>>3421210
>>3421210
>that hand
>>3421255
yeah she does not appear to be the kind of person to react to such things positively, but that's exactly why I'd like it. Some light-hearted silliness buried in her otherwise stern character would be a beautiful contrast. Pic actually related
>>3421359
she already did
>>3421330
come at me
>>3420986
All left!
>>3421372
>having hands coming out of the ground in that position isn't a totally trite thing at all
>>3421394
You can't have more than one waifu, nigger. Anything more is haremfagging.
>>3421392
>she
Listen buddy. Lars has transitioned already, use he/him
>>3421407
I have over 500 waifus
>>3421406
Shh, let him hope.
>>3421410
no i mean sadie tried to burn down the big donut by giving lars the fire salts
>>3421407
I only have one Waifu, but the trinity of golden Waifus lives on
I don't even like this fetish
But I need pics of hers
>>3421406
I never I implied otherwise.
Have another hand
When will we see them again?
>>3421449
Hopefully never
>>3421440
>that pic
I have to hand to you, that's a handy picture.
>>3421431
why
>>3421449
Well Lapis is going to be in Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service.
Maybe Peri will be in Too Short To Ride.
>>3420986
>Rose
>Rose
>Rose
>Rose
>>3421449
Hopefully not for the rest of the season.
Garnet,Amy,Pearl > Peri,Lapis,Jasper
>>3421449
Hopefully never.
>>3421466
thats one too many puns for you pal, hand them over
>>3421449
in the end of the season, when they fuse
>>3421475
Source?
Unless you're just guessing based off Lapizza memes and her flight ability.
Steven can jump long distances now with ease. And Lion can teleport. Those are two other likely options.
>>3421476
That's not how it works, Pearl.
>>3421475
>Well Lapis is going to be in Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service.
I can already see /sug/ getting really whiney when this doesn't happen.
>>3421449
I'm sure there will be many Peridot/Lapis interactions in the upcoming episodes
When We'll see the episodes is another question
>>3421492
Don't you dare! I'm armed and dangerous!
>>3421463
>>3421478
>>3421484
Terrible taste. You should be ashamed.
>>3421449
Eventually
>>3421523
>Liking a shit gem and a meme gremlin
I'd say you should be ashamed, but somebody with taste as bad as yours never will be.
>>3421503
>>3421506
Don't do this to me.
>>3421523
>liking the meme dorito and the edgy teenager
>implying you're not the one with bad taste
>>3421505
Then I opt for >>3421027, although it greatly behooves me to do so.
>>3421514
i know they cost an arm and a leg, but calm down! we don't want this situation to get outta hand
>>3421543
You're doing it to yourself.
Remember all those townie episodes with heavy Gem involvement? All five or six of them?
Hey 'Wau', way to rewrite history. People mocked ftafp for dragging and dumping endless caps of his tumblr bully drama where it doesn't belong, not for the theory itself
>hating any character
How?
>>3421538
Let me guess. Jasperfag? Or perhaps a Pearlfag?
>Got my parcel yesterday.
>Trap back from work tired me out so much that I passed out as soon as I got home and didn't wake up until three hours ago.
Anywho, expect an opening in an hour or two.
>>3421471
Now the real question is why she's posting that. Is it because of the animation error or is it because of the loss of said bara Gem?
>>3421473
Why not
>>3421538
>>3421546
>meme dorito
>MEME GREMLIN
my sides
>>3421570
connie is annoying
but that's it
>>3421570
>not hating Lars
HOW
>>3421570
Some people are just really stupid.
>>3421570
Well when you take a character and have them do irredeemably awful things, but then have everyone around them treat them as if they're some kind of victim instead of a piece of shit who wanted to indulge in their martyr complex, anybody with a rational mind wouldn't really like that character.
>>3421601
>finding ancient dorito meme funny
anon please
>>3421604
Lars could have a great redemption if pulled off right, especially if he gets his shit slapped around a bit to earn it.
He's also a fairly realistic portrayal of a massive faggot teenager.
>>3421632
>lars having a redemption
>not sadie
fuck that lying cunt
>>3421632
>He's also a fairly realistic portrayal of a massive faggot teenager.
yeah that's why i hate him
hopefully he becomes less of an asshole faggot
>>3421650
>implying sadie isn't justified in fucking lars over
she needs to assert her dominance as the alpha female of the big donut
>>3421625
that one just entertains me
the gremlin one was the one that really got me
Friendly reminder that Sadie did nothing wrong
>>3421632
Lars is Jasper.
They both have deep issues surrounding their past life that effect them to this day, that we don't know about yet.
>>3421449
We'll see them now and again, likely less than the main 4 CG but more so than Connie and Greg; (well maybe less so during the townie bomb). The musical episode coming up should include them at least.
>>3421653
I genuinely like all the characters in the show, faggot. I always look for the best in characters and value their strengths and their flaws, and appreciate them for the role they play in the story however minor or major it may be. I can only dislike a character if they are very poorly written, which isn't a case in SU.
When's more TOP GEM.
>>3421632
Lars is more redeemable than Ronaldo at this point, at least.
>>3421651
The New Lars is coming soon.
>>3421666
she fucked lars over, that's great
but no one should fuck over steven
>>3421669
Maybe, but her pants did.
>>3421667
are you new to /sug/ anon?
seriously
>>3421594
>Loss
she is going to come back for the finale fusing (or at least trying to) fuse with the cluster, do you remember her line as malachite
>"it's not just a cheap trick, you really show me a whole new world of possibilities!"
screen cap this you red it here first
>>3421722
I wonder what they know that we don't.
>>3421694
I don't know, but I hope they bring Ruby back again soon.
>>3421705
oh shut up steven was having the best time out of all of them on that island
except for when lars and sadie went into the bushes and were grunting and screaming a lot
>>3421736
>you red it here first
bullshit
>>3420986
>no Greg
You Monster!!
>>3421680
Nah man, Lars is Lapis for those exact reasons, Sadie is Peridot due to issues with authority, and Ronaldo is Jasper because the both knocked out and imprisoned Steven.
All three of them even have similar builds.
>>3421680
Lars/Jasper = misunderstood jerks
Sadie/Lapis = sweet for Steven but actually a crazy bitch who thinks kidnapping is helping
>>3421737
Everything
>>3421694
when sadies packs learn how to fly
>>3421694
Worry not, anon, he's in every episode
>>3421757
That list is for gems, and Greg is not a gem.
>>3421737
What Sadie's butt feels like.
>>3421669
I hope soon, as the youngest of the bunch, except maybe peridot who knows, she needs some TLC
>>3421752
she kidnapped a kid
to fuck her friend
>>3421722
>>3421800
YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
>>3421788
Soft and doughy with just a hint of firmness.
>>3421729
in all honesty? I used to come here quite rarely pre hiatus. It doesn't help that I'm a "the more you repeat it, the funnier it gets" kinda person in some regards. I honestly never heard anyone calling her a gremlin before
>>3421800
the ends justify the means
>>3421763
>Sadie is peridot
What
>they have similar builds
What
>>3421830
I wouldn't kidnap Steven to fuck Lars.
>>3421838
dont get put off, stick around
maybe one day youll even become a shitposter
>>3421830
no, i wouldn't kidnap a child
>>3420383
>>3421766
But lapis is Jamie bc they sit down in a certain position
Wow this is bad nvm
>>3421839
SHE DIDNT EVEN FUCK HIM
THEY NEARLY STARVED
>>3421800
>tfw sadie is actually an /r9k/ autistic fembot who is so desperate for human companionship she kidnaps her crush and a child
>>3421912
If they were ever in any actual danger of starving, she would have just gone home with them. Maybe sneaked off and unhidden the warp pad.
The only reason she got found out was because they became in immediate danger.
Rate the EA conference at E3
Battlefield 1 didn't look that bad but they won't get a cent from me
>>3421763
Does that mean Jasper is secretly a beta neckbeard?
>>3421861
don't worry anon, I like talking to you guys. I'll probably stick around until you get your own board, just like I did last time
>>3421632
My nigga'. Lars has so much potential and I feel like Sugar will do a good job with him. If The New Lars sucks I'm gonna be very disappointed.
He's a fresh take on the typical bully character which bullies the MC.
>>3421957
sports/10
>>3421957
go away /v/
>>3421959
ooooh no, yikes, that would be a bad idea
one look at /mlp/ will tell ya
>>3421942
h-hot
>>3421952
she's still a cunt
I wanna fuck and humiliate Lars
>>3421957
I don't watch that shitshow.
>>3421997
Make me
>>3421972
>He's a fresh take on the typical bully character which bullies the MC.
I do like how he constantly tries to shit on Steven, but Steven doesn't give a fuck, and it just ends up pissing off Lars and making him look bad.
>>3422020
I want to comfort and cuddle with pearl
>>3422020
i want Lars to be removed from the show
>>3421952
Just because they weren't in danger doesn't make the situation any less wrong.
Sadie saw Lars freak out. She could've yelled out that she found the warp pad, but she didn't. She went there to console him like a creep.
And I find it stupid that there was no mention of the gems thoughts towards this event later on. Or any despise towards Sadie. While Ronaldo on the other hand gets punished for kidnapping Steven on an accident, and the gems found him the very same day.
You guys ready?
Since we're talking about VIDYAGAEMS, are you guys playing any roguelikes?
>>3422098
open it, nigger
>>3421998
now you know why I said "until".
/mlp/ is hilarious to watch occasionally though
they are just so hilariously depraved at times
>>3422098
so you buy'd a dragon dildo? or theyre two of them
>>3422114
the binding of isaac rebirth
>>3422193
I do like roguelikes, I just dont have one to play, suggestions ?
>>3422091
Women can't be creeps, silly anon. He was asking for it
>>3422166
Anon
>>3422098
>>3422212
that's literally rape culture
you're probably a white male
>>3422226
yes?
And here's the other side...
>>3422150
I like to prolong the dread.
But yes, I'm opening it.
>>3422163
Just wait, anon.
How much does she cost?
>>3422206
PosChengband
>>3422268
just hurry the fuck up..
>>3422241
Fuck, I hope anon gets his money back.
>>3422275
tree fiddy
>>3422243
Haven't heard that term in a long time, feels good leaving tumblr.
>>3422265
That's a roguelite, not a roguelike
Happy Pride month I guess
>>3422275
one virginity
>>3422275
More than she's worth.
>>3422212
>tfw this artist only draws her OC now instead of sexy Lars
>>3422301
oh
well i like its good anyway
When will /co/ take us back, we are not even on a hiatus, we have new episodes coming through, r-r-r-ight?
>>3422280
Alright, it's been opened.
And now for the contents...
Here's Amethyst!
>>3422268
Is it gems? I'm guessing it's gems.
>>3422308
but gay people die and brown people are happy about it
>>3422341
I too want to leave this hell anon
>>3422325
feels bad
>>3422362
nice drawing
It's comics
>>3422341
When the show has new episodes then we can come back and talk about it. otherwise there's no reason to have a general thread
>>3422385
>filename
>>3422280
AND THIS IS IT FROM THE SIDE
AND THIS IS IT FROM UPPER LEFT DIAGONAL
AND THIS IS IT SITTING ON A BENCH WITH A THERMOS OF COFFEE, SHOT IN BLACK AND WHITE DURING THE WINTER
AND THIS IS IT IN A COWBOY HAT AND HOLDING A RIFLE, SHOT IN SEPIA
AND THIS IS IT OPENED ROUGHLY HALF AN INCH
AND THIS IS IT OPEN A FIST FULL OF INCHES
AND THIS IS IT OPEN A FEW INCHES MORE
AND THIS IS IT WITH MY BALLS RESTING GENTLY ON IT, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY THE LIGHT GLEAMS OFF MY PUBES
>>3422277
thats cool, ty
>>3422206
Good old Nethack
Well, Nethack4 is better.
I've heard dynahack is good too, but it's only in ASCII, maybe that's a problem for you.
>>3422369
I keep hearing different things, did he kill those gay people because he was violent and homophobic, or because he wanted to make ISIS proud?
>>3422405
it still technically applies
>Only two when I ordered four
What the fuck, TFAW?
>the other two were preorders.
Oh, right...
>>3422363
It might be...
>>3422426
Why can't it be both?
Why do you think you can't be violent and homophobic, and supportive of ISIS. Did you forget about the homosexuals ISIS tossed off buildings?
>>3422206
DCSS is always a solid choice
>>3420986
jasper
lapis
M E M E D O T
sapphire
>>3422426
ISIS. But the radical left as usual refuses outright to admit there could be anything wrong or fucked up about the culture associated with Radical Islam.
So they're saying its Hatin' Gays and Havin' Guns, DON'T THAT SOUND LIKE CHRISTIANS; AMIRITE.
>>3422426
both
he pledged to ISIS or something
now people are debating if they ban weapons or muslims
>>3422426
Both I guess. Though everyone is downplaying how religious he actually was because he have to be tolerant of the Middle Easts culture. Which reminds me, everyone in Europe is saying how fucked up it is and that they are praying for us or whatever. Has any Muslim country come out and condemned the attack as against Islam's beliefs?
>>3422426
It doesn't matter; even if ISIS did do it we can't mention that some muslims are violent because it'll hurt Islam's feelings. Get /pol/ out of my seteven univesrse thread.
>>3420986
Can I replace that Ruby with this one?
>>3422490
but poor guns dindu nuffin
Taking fanfiction requests since this thread has devolved into posting shit that isn't related to the topic.
>>3422490
>now people are debating if they ban weapons or muslims
I love modern politics
>>3422533
A muslim shooting up a nightclub full of Gems.
>>3422533
steven joins ISIS
>>3422515
Over my dead body.
>>3422487
it's not radical islam, its islam
if people in rome were to stone children to death because they drinked alcohol it wouldn't be radical christianity, it would be fundamentalist christianity
>>3422533
Amethyst introduces wrestling to Jasper.
If the cool kids are buck, Jenny, and Sourcream... What are Lars/Sadie/Ronaldo
>>3422533
Peridot falling asleep watching tv with Steven, with her ending up hugging him in her sleep
>>3420986
Lapis and Peridot. period. ..
>>3422553
This is fine, as long as he brings Connie with him to Syria to be his jihadi waifu.
Now... What could these be?
>>3422547
MURRICA
>>3422569
Yeah they still stone gays to death and murder apostates over there.
Plus all the shit they do to women, which modern day feminism just doesn't seem to care about
>>3422588
The nerds, obviously.
>>3422589
Go to bed Zuke
>>3422602
dicks
>>3422558
I don't see why anyone does care.
We're in a capitalist society.
Life insurance is cheap.
>>3422511
But anon, /sug/ IS /pol/
>>3422627
If they spoke out against that then they would be putting themselves at risk. Much safer just to complain about asses in video games.
>>3422602
Large flat gems, like sheets of stained glass for their beauty and fragility.
>>3422584
Poser/humble chick/guy who browses reddit unironically.
>>3422651
It's 2016, everything is /pol/
>>3422651
Fuck off /pol/
>>3422602
And there we go, they're variants volume 2 and 3 of Steven and the Crystal Gems.
>>3422589
lapis and peridot with syncronized periods
Reminder that Islam exists in the SU-universe.
>>3421997
>>3422651
/pol/ is slowly becoming mainstream politics
>>3422602
A bunch of paper
>>3422692
The memes have reached critical mass
>>3422627
sadly people are protecting them from any criticism
Their religion needs to be reformed like any other and that is not going to happen until everyone accepts they have a problem, which for some reason nearly everyone says they are ok
>>3422666
Trips confirm
Sadie also goes to /cgl/. Once Ronaldo finds out, he'll get an anime nosebleed
