/sug/ - Steven Universe General: Harem Edition
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
poil
>>3412454
Harem again? We had the same edition yesterday.
>>3412459
POIL
/sug/, you are crazy! Where did your dignity and pride go?
If she didn't pull this out of her gem, then where did it come from?
this is the green gem
>>3412472
I never had any.
>>3412477
Her hair.
>>3412465
Did we?
>>3412477
Peri's hair has it's own realm inside of it like Lion's.
STEVEN NO
>>3412494
I'd fuck that green meme
>>3412494
steven no
peri yes
>>3412483
Yep, we did.
>>3412494
STEVEN YES
I'm getting pretty fucking sick and tired of people sexualizing Steven. At first it was a joke but some people are starting to talk the meme seriously.
>>3412481
Sorry, added your post to my last reply by accident.
>>3412534
Why does it bother you?
>>3412534
I'm disturbed by it too, but then again, this is the Internet. Better to just shrug it off and move on.
>>3412534
>>3412477
Pearl can store things in her gem. I'm pretty sure it's something all gems can do.
>>3412559
"Was for sexual" sounds like something a 'tard would say to themselves while fondling their dick in public
>>3412459
/pol/ poil
>>3412589
>implying Steven isn't a tard
>>3412590
that's a good poil
>>3412586
There's no reason to think that since we've never seen anyone but her do it.
>>3412590
poil means fur/body hair in french.
>>3412613
what if only pearl can do that to store shit?
>>3412601
He isn't.
>>3412628
That's probably the case.
Peri in Back to the Barn:
>Pearls are for standing around and holding your stuff for you.
Now here the fuck did peridot pull that bomb from gdi
>>3412631
He is though
>>3412628
Pearls in general, I'd say. Like mobile purses, having everything their Diamond could need stored inside.
Although it's not unreasonable to think a Peridot might need the ability for storing parts needed for repairs.
>>3412601
He's a fat fucking tard who can't stop taking gem dick
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/104379180556/aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh-ok-so-i-just-finished-the
>AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Ok, so I just finished the final episode of Koala Princess and I don’t want to get too emotional on you guys but I CAN’T STOP CRYING! Koala Princess goes on a walkabout and enters dreamtime and finally MEETS HER KOALA MOTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! SLKDJFSDJ:FS
>I’ve got so many feels! These feels are the real deals! On wheels! WHAT AM I SAYING?! I’M GOING CRAZY!!!
Reminder Steven will see Rose in a dream.
>>3412637
i was thinking of that, i meant "pearls"
>>3412613
There is equally no reason to think that only she can do it just because she's the only one who has.
Amethyst likes to shapeshift but we've never seen Pearl shapeshift.
I think it's a similar thing to humans and learned skills. We can all draw but only a few of us are good enough at it to make use of the skill.
I think all gems share the same abilities but may not be skilled in their use. Or have no reason to use them at all.
Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.
>>3412703
I don't want a Pearl
I want a quartz
>>3412703
Steven will.
>>3412722
But nobody here is Steven
>>3412703
i want my sexual alien slave please
>>3412721
Yeah but if you had sexual with her you'd die
>>3412732
He doesn't care. Any loose reason to post his terrible ships.
>>3412684
>we've never seen Pearl shapeshift
People keep saying this. It's still not true.
>>3412758
When did she shapeshift?
>>3412703
I'd rather have a young Amethyst.
No not for sex.
>>3412744
Nonsense, I have an adimantium pelvis
>>3412763
Beach Party.
>>3412768
But look at those dick sucking lips.
>>3412768
So what...like a pet? It's still kinda wrong.
>>3412776
I didn't see her shapeshift
>>3412780
Like my baby, which is even more wrong, I guess.
>>3412780
But pets can aldoso be for sex
>>3412779
I want older Amethyst for sex, sure. I mean, yeah, she's hot.
>>3412776
Changing your clothes does not count as shapeshifting.
>>3412789
Jesus. At least you're not going to raise and groom her to be your future bride...RIGHT???
>>3412805
But that is the duty of a father
>>3412805
No, Amethyst is hot but if I was to raise an Amethyst I would never like her that way. I mean, I'm her Mama, I can't fuck her!
>>3412822
Changing clothes doesn't count.
You're wrong
>>3412829
Why doesn't it count? Give me a legitimate reason.
She didn't just put on clothes she found in a box like in Hit the Diamond. She copied clothes in a catalogue and changed her form to reflect them.
>>3412820
>mama
>>3412820
>being a mom instead of a dad
>>3412841
Because they can change their outfit permanently
Look at Pearl in the flashbacks
>>3412850
Obviously she poofed on a mission. You're just going to ignore all the talk about how important picking your form is in both Steven the Swordfighter and Reformed?
>>3412853
Dads can't have vaginas
Go get a dick
A real one
>>3412868
Don't want to.
It's Dad with vagina or Mom.
>>3412864
If thinking that makes you feel better
>>3412868
Next you'll be saying wives can't have dicks.
>>3412875
Then you can't have baby Amethyst
Sorry
>>3412882
I thought we settled yesterday that boys can't be wives.
>>3412876
Have your last (You). You barely earned it.
>>3412882
Wives can have dicks but dads can't have vaginas
This is a fact
>>3412888
Then I guess I'll fuck Greg and make my own babies.
So if the clothes are part of the gem does that mean that if I hit the clothes I will also hurt the gem?
>>3412904
It might. Pearl didn't exactly appreciate it when Peridot messed with her bow.
>>3412903
But that would basically be Greg cheating on Rose. You have to pick a different male in beach city.
>>3412903
just don't die
>>3412910
Rose has been gone for 14 years.
>>3412914
Greg doesn't give a shit
>>3412914
Hey, it would be cool seeing steven and his new mom
I want to see the CGs get jealous
>>3412889
Steven is not just a boy.
>>3412929
He's a huge faggot too
>>3412918
Then I guess I'll fuck Purple Puma and get my own baby Amethyst after all. I guess? Could it be possible?
I feel like I'm heading straight toward a debate/conversation I just don't feel like handling.
>>3412914
Yeah but her memory lives on and Greg would never find another.
>>3412929
Right, he's a demiqueer foxkin arromantic attack helicopter
>>3412923
>>3412937
That would kill Purple Puma
Purple Puma doesn't want to die
>>3412923
>>3412947
Alternatively.
>>3412923
They will be.
SU may be on hiatus
BUt at least we got E3 right?
http://invalidgriffin.tumblr.com/post/127136653775/i-drew-a-post-it-comic-at-work-about-corrupted
Oh the possibilities of utilizing what Lapis seen/heard/was instructed to do in the mirror for tearjerking or general drama purposes... Pearl and Lapis interaction can't come soon enough
>>3412959
>cinematic trailers and lies
Yes
>>3412959
indeed
Crash or riot
>>3412952
Fatal sex.
Ooooh yeaah....
>>3412956
The only way I'll accept this ship is if Greg is top.
Is Greg top?
>>3412978
Purple Puma would kill you if you tried.
You should fuck Dewey instead
>>3412981
Greg's always been a bottom and you know it.
>>3412985
Nah, Puma'd be super chill about it
>>3412959
only porn can make the pain from the hiatus bearable
>>3412985
But Purple Puma is much hotter.
You know what, I'm dropping this. No baby for me, too complicated.
>>3412987
that's just lies anon
he fucked a gay alien
he's top
>>3412959
If the next musou game isn't Berserk I'm going to kill myself.
>>3412981
No.
>>3412999
You have made the correct choice
>>3412964
The first few years must've been incredibly rough on Pearl.
>>3413004
He conquered Rose's heart, she conquered his body.
>Daddy, what happened to mommy?
>>3413004
Rose wasn't gay, she was bisexual.
>>3412999
There's no giving it up when you're giving it all, go on and have your baby with Purple Puma!
>>3413024
You wish, Pearl.
>>3413031
Wait. How can Purple Puma impregnate a human, Amethyst is a girl.
>>3412454
>The edition in the same line as the title
>no link to the previous thread
Sure is classy in here.
>>3413037
http://malconvoker.tumblr.com/post/136919444613/you-know-in-a-way-im-kinda-glad-peridot-didnt
>You know, in a way I’m kinda glad Peridot didn’t fuse with Garnet. I mean, I know some people will be upset but it really felt right to me. You don’t need to be in a relationship to understand why someone else might want to be in one. That’s sort of what I felt was being said there. Peridot now kinda understands why Garnet wants to stay fused all the time but she isn’t ready and may never be ready to try fusion. I can relate to that.
This was in Raven's likes. I don't know what Crewniverse could do to pacify the fandom is Peridot never fuses. Not saying this confirms anything though (at all), could be liked just for the "not ready for fusion ATM and that ok" part, not "never not at all" - which was a nice little message in Log Date.
>>3413036
And her wish came true.
I need a good OP picture
>>3413064
I'm gonna be salty if Peridot doesn't fuse with anyone, not even Steven.
>>3413073
>>3412959
NEW RATCHET AND CLANK WHEN?
>>3413088
Not good enough
>>3413089
>playing retarded kiddy games
>>3413097
What's wrong with R&C?
>>3413097
>>3413097
kys quickly
>>3413097
>watching retarded kiddy shows
>>3413123
Still not good enough.
>>3413132
>>3413141
Nope, but keep trying
>>3413146
Nah
>>3413141
Is this the final boss
>>3413149
Have your (You), your bait is pretty strong.
>>3413149
>>3413149
>I play mature games for mature gamers such as myself
>>3413149
I found the perfect video game for you!
>>3413149
who's your waifu?
>>3413163
You don't watch kiddy fucking movies like Disney shit do you? I don't. You know why? Because people look at an adult going to a disney movie and say "what a fucking creep". Exact same principal for videogames.
>>3413149
>I'm an adult, I'm going to play an adult game with an adult aesthetic.
This is a sentence, but it has literally no meaning.
>>3413180
>I watch mature movies for mature persons such as myself
>>3413180
Disney is timeless and isn't just for kids
>>3413149
>im a M rated person myself
>>3413149
So you wont play platformers unless there's lots of blood and sex?
>>3413207
Platformers is a kiddy genre so no I don't play them. Period.
>>3413235
>>3413235
Back to Neogaf.
>>3413235
>I only like mature genres for mature gamers such as myself
>>3413239
It doesn't just have to be shooting. I don't play any jap shit, for example. No fucking CURAHZEE XD games like that dumbass bayonet shit or the raiden thing. I fucking hate the MSG games, every last one of them.
I refuse to touch any japanese made game.
Are we talking about games?
>>3413235
fuck you if they announce a new crash game I'm losing my shit. Call of duty will be my bathroom break.
>>3413257
I hate MSG too but MGS is pretty good.
Who do you think Amethyst fused with first way back when?
>>3413273
Rose
>>3413257
>he doesn't like the monosodium glutamate series
>>3413273
Garnet, must fuse with the goddess of fusion to get started
>tfw Connie and Steven continue to cocktease us with a satisfying emotionally happy kiss but continue to not follow through
;_;
>>3413257
>>3413286
>Steven will use a kiss to heal Connie from death
I'm getting physically sick thinking about this disgusting moment. I will literally hunt down Sugar if she puts this in the show. Corny as fuck.
>>3413257
So essentially you have shit taste in games.
>>>/s4s/4506675
Superior thread here
/b/ doesn't want us so we'll use [s4s]
>>3413298
Sugar's not that retarded. She'll give us something good. A cute, romantic scene between Steven and Connie. Most likely while the gems fight something and insist that they continue their date.
>>3413298
It'll be far too late.
>>3413309
/trash/ didn't want us either idiot, good job being a faggot and letting them drive you off by being a bitch.
>>3413378
You see
I can't make a thread
If the system thinks it's spam
>>3413309
Is there any particular reason you're trying to force this?
>>3413400
Why not?
>>3413409
By trying to force us everywhere you actually are making us the next MLP, fucking stop you cock smoker.
>>3413409
Why /s4s/?
Why not /b/, /int/, /v/ or other?
She will need to incorporate this lesson to the rest of the CGs and Jasper
>>3413423
/b/ thinks it's spam
/int/ and /v/ would ban us
So that's why [s4s] is the best choice.
>>3413422
Do you think [s4s] cares
>>3413428
But Jasper is masculine and therefore really really bad by default.
We're already fine here, why move? We've been settled in for months.
>>3413430
/b/sug/ is actually fun desu
Am I the only one who couldn't use 4chan? I mean, I wasn't ban or anything. But it kept saying that the internet connection was not found. And my connection was perfectly fine.
>>3413428
I'm up for some Lapis friendship episodes.
But not Jasper. I don't want her back. She's too evil to come back.
[s4s]/sug/ is the best /sug/ if you like [s4s] humor
>>3413438
Are you retarded? Give us a actually reason why you're doing this.
>>3413457
4chan dies from time to time
>>3413438
Mods will see it and care.
>>3413472
Why not?
[s4s] seems to like it
Look at the thread
>>3413031
Thanks, anon!
I will fuck that Puma and get my purple alien baby!
>>3413471
>the thread is entirely about some black guy in a shirt
Do you really think this counts as humour?
>>3413477
The first [s4s]/sug/ thread managed to reach 300 replies
Mods don't care.
>>3413487
Jasperdemption is a meme. It's pretty obvious she isn't meant to be redeemed. She had her chance but instead of her getting saved she fell into a pit.
>>3413491
It's [s4s] humour
>>3413501
I only bit the bait to get a chance to use that image
>>3413485
It's filled with some kind of forced meme like every other thread on [s4s].
It's terrible and if you honestly enjoy this and think this was a good idea you are beyond retarded.
>>3413501
>not believing in Steven
>>3412959
>modern vidya
>>3413506
[s4s] are fucking idiots whose entire board is dedicated to making jokes that aren't funny.
>>3413149
So true.
I'm on my way to throw my Ratchet and Clank, Jak, Mario, Super smash bros, Zelda, etc. games to the garbage, because as an adult those games should not entertain me not matter how fun and well made they are.
>>3413516
If you say so
>>3413485
You're not seeing the problem here. You're forcing /sug/ onto other boards. If they want to talk about SU, go to /trash/sug/ or make a thread on /co/.
>>3413501
What would they have done if they got her back to the barn?
Like wouldn't she still be all assmad and wanting to get Steven to YD?
>>3413539
Yeah exactly, she cannot be saved either way.
>>3413533
I still don't see it
>>3413273
I'd say Pearl. Opal seemed somewhat meaningful to Amethyst in the way she spoke about her in Giant Woman.
Alright, it's probably about time to stop responding to obvious shitposters.
Seriously, no good will come of it. You can't convince them of anything, especially not to go away, and talking to them will only encourage them to spread their shit further.
>>3413539
>no Galaxy warp
>no warp pads go off earth
>diamond communicator was on moon
>no handship
It may be difficult to get Steven back to YD even if she does nab him.
The only thing that may come into play for Jasper getting in touch with YD is the large (snow-covered) wailing stone, as leaked on the SU monopoly board.
>>3413582
Even though I agree with you, there is literally nothing wrong with having a /sug/ in [s4s]
>>3413582
Come on, it's good fun. The refugees from /co/ are good fishin because they aren't used to the bait I typically put out.
>3413597
He was talking about you, shitposter
>>3413582
WoW.
Words of wisdom.
I'm not being sarcastic, I agree with you, but at the same time, it is all so entertaining.
will the poil fuck the jasper or will greg fuck the jasper?
>>3413618
Steven.
>>3413604
Do you even know how to reply correctly?
>3413650
Enough to know not to give (You)s to shitposters like you.
>>3413309
Spam is against the rules.
Alexadrite:
>You two need to spend some time apart.
this is foreshadowing Garnet breaking up temporarily
>>3413662
not him but
>i know that if i remove one meme arrow i won't give him a (you)
>i am true 1337 poster
>>3412652
wew
>>3413662
Damn, you're magnificent.
>>3413671
No, that's foreshadowing Jaspis never becoming canon. Ever.
>>3413702
>some time apart
>some
>>3412652
>this was posted almost two years ago
>they haven't updated the blog since fucking January
they must make renaldo updates around the time they make what he's referencing to
>>3413702
The line actually implies that they would come back together eventually.
A better line for what you're looking for is Garnet saying those two are really bad for each other.
>>3413671
Or it's just ironic since Ruby or Sapphire said that.
>>3413741
So are you.
>>3413727
War settings aren't usually so cozy
They're gonna be HW trio buds eventually come hell or high water
>>3413671
I hope so. Ruby and Sapphire separately doing townie tasks in the townie bomb
>>3413815
Unless they DO have a connection to the pizzas but otherwise i doubt it.
Still want them to split up neutrally but..
So /sug/, what is your ship and why do you ship it?
>>3413839
>pizza played a big role in Keystone Motel
>>3413885
None, because I'm not an idiot.
>>3413887
Pizza confirmed
>>3413662
I'm not even a shitposter.
>>3413885
I don't usually ship, but i enjoy the relationship between lapis and peridot
I want to see where that goes. I guess that's shipping
>>3413582
I can't be the only one who read that in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
Slow thread is slow
>>3414054
Probably because the shitposters are shitting up the /s4s/ thread.
I hope they stay there.
back to the barn again, when?
>>3414078
If anything, the shitposters are both here and in the thread in [s4s]
>>3414054
can't talk, still watching samurai jack
>>3413958
It is, and I'm with you on that one.
Whenever I read or hear Connie's name, I immediately think "Connie's cunny".
>>3414132
Do you think it will reach 300 replies again?
>>3412468
out, damned idiots
>>3414149
don't you like poil indexer
