Welcome, now, to the second Gielinor Games Intermission. I am your host, Armadyl, and today I shall take 24 of you to the world of RuneScape. Good luck, and may justice ever have a place in your hearts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ-Ycv4H9hY
>>3369169
Maria and Harusame
>>3369169
Spike
Seiba
KaminaJack Feat. Drake
Cappy
>Female
Kevin Owens
>>3369169
Ririchiyo
>>3369169
Roromiya
>>3369169
King Kaito the cleric
TSgt Sunset
Rice
Stocking
Kurumi
>>3369169
Urotsuki
>>3369169
Ivan Braginski
Дoбpo пoжaлoвaть в aд. Пoгoдa вeликa здecь!
Kneesocks
The grand order
Matsuda
Izaya
Zone-tan
>>3369169
Aussa
Sen
Nicolas Brown
M60 MBT
>Filler
Melting pupper
>>3369174
>>3369187
I have a nasty habit of purposefully annoying people who overreact, and I have a tendency to be very sarcastic once I feel comfortable around you .
>>3369199
I'm afraid you'll have to run that one by me again.
>>3369218
Ivan Braginski, please. I was speaking in Russian for fun.
>>3369233
Okay, I laughed.
>>3369230
Aaah, I see. It's not exactly a native language on Gielinor.
I'm afraid I'm having some more difficulties, just a moment, please. I'm afraid I don't quite know how to enter tributes, embarrassingly enough, with this new tool.
>>3369246
It's fine, comrade. To be honest, I am fairly new to this Hunger Games thing, and it definitely shows.
>>3369233
OH SHIT, ITS A STALE MEME,
go back to facebook.
>>3369177
>hands steamed bun
I just made this
>>3369176
>>3369170
As long as I die everytime as a steamed bun I'll be happy
>>3369217
Everyone has something like that, but as long as you don't over do it it's fine I believe, as for the sarcasm, that's perfectly normal, you're around people you know, so you know it wouldn't offend them so it's not all so bad.
>I'm not expecting to hear this without telling you something about myself, I wouldn't feel right, but I feel like I don't have a very good grasp on who I am, I've always been sort of vanilla, like throw me in with a group and I'll just blend in, I don't think of myself like an individual I guess you could say, but I am actually pretty happy with how I am.
>>3369261
>>3369268
They really work fast.
>Ahem
Any requests? My apologies for that.
>>3369261
>This mad
>>3369249
>9gag watermark
and ya almost had me
you had me like flies on deuce but instead...
you were actually deuce
how you doin?
>>3369275
Looks okay, let's go.
>>3369278
Calm down, Enzo.
>>3369275
Looks good to go!
>>3369275
Stay alive, District 5.
>>3369275
Looks fine
>tfw you will never take Aussa out to dinner
Why even live
>>3369275
Looks lovely, lets proceed.
>>3369300
Don't.
>>3369286
I won't calm down
cause somebody
gotta take you to town
>>3369275
Looks good, comrade.
>anyone else ill here?
>>3369300
>tfw noone will take me to dinner
Well, seeing as the only other entry failed to raise UIDs, here we go.
Accidental magic is afoot as newcomers and returning veterans alike come to start.
>>3369267
Well I sort of do the same, social chameleon, but my own identity clarified with age...and the associated isolation.
>>3369319
I'm ill as fuck my negr- oh you mean like, physically.
>>3369319
Heт, albino monkey.
Say, I haven't seen you before... What's your name?
This thread is sanctified
>>3369300
>>3369312
These people're weird.
>>3369332
Guess it's time to gather some premium "Fuck this Hill" brand dirt.
>>3369321
>Takes you to breakfast
>>3369321
>takes your hand
>>3369339
Bump
>>3369332
...Seriously? Why the fuck, who the fuck?
>>3369339
He's got some square head.
>>3369335
It's Specter
>>3369334
>yeee, got a pounding headache, and my body just feels really sluggish. Have to drink a lot because im sweating like crazy.
>>3369343
Please marry me
>>3369321
>Grabs your arm and walks you to a fine restaurant with an all you can eat buffet in it
Aй бля, гoднoтy нe ycпeл вкaтить
>>3369339
Under what god's name?
>>3369332
Androids and fighters alike are immune to swords, also a broken event, while MORE people worship that silly Camel God.
Aaah, so soon, but the Barrows already are restless.
>>3369372
I accidentally hit comic sans, how do I change it back?
>>3369362
Uh...no.
>>3369339
You're sanctioned.
>>3369363
>>3369347
>
>>3369349
Hm?
>>3369372
I like this though
>>3369372
The grind is real...god this better have an amazing pay off, like a wooden stove or some shit.
>>3369334
Isolation like you being a lumberjack or? Sorry I'm dumb and need clarification sometimes..
>Heh, life surprises me sometimes, I never thought my first 'heart-to-heart' if you could call this that, would be with you, I'm not really complaining though.
>>3369372
What are you doing...?
>>3369384
We're going to dinner. What do you want to eat?
>>3369380
>Literally dies of heart break.
>>3369372
Under name of Benito "Square Head" Mussolini
>>3369394
Fascist!
>>3369381
You got a square head too
>>3369396
He was a pretty nice guy on his own, actually.
>>3369343
Not really.
>>3369405
Best girl evar.
>>3369402
Well I'm triggered anyway.
>>3369352
We were managing quite well as-is, actually.
>>3369379
I've never heard of that one, but it should go back to normal after the message in question.
>>3369386
The ability to cut bigger and stronger trees, or to use them in Construction.
>>3369394
Never heard of you.
>>3369372
The tank is tanky. The dreamer is not, while others just plain need better armor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZuV86xAGCQ
>>3369416
Nope.
>>3369394
You knows what I hear?
You see his head shaped like an eraser
Splains why I hear it's empty
>>3369393
...Welp.
>>3369405
Well, a little. Annoyin', at times. Are...are you gonna be okay?
>>3369425
At least Sunset made it out okay.
Rootin' for ya.
>>3369390
Once you get out of high school, especially if you aren't living in dorms or something on campus, meeting and interacting with new people is fairly difficult. Probably how I ended up here.
I get that a lot. I'm a very open dude. I need to talk about thoughts floating around my head to see the strings connecting them.
>>3369425
I never got nearly this far with my combat skills back when I played. I was grinding rock crabs or whatever way up north in that Scandinavian type town.
>>3369416
>You're making my PTSD act up, I remember playing the first game when it came out, fuck, it was really good though...
>>3369425
Sure kill the cleric you pussy...
>get reminded of Runescape
>tempted to make a new account and play again
>madr myself a promise I wouldnt play any form of MMORPG again because I get addicted as fuck
What do
>>3369392
Do they have a buffet?
>>3369425
>was too busy snacking to help out
>>3369425
>Both my tributes out
So this is Despair...what a strong and hopless feeling...
>>3369425
Yay, a Merciless kiteshield, oh wait, they're less than 2mil now.
>>3369443
Chop
Down
Trees.
>>3369448
>Hopless
>I-I meant Hopeless
>Fucking hell...
>>3369443
Jerk off and go to sleep
>>3369425
...Oh. Dear. I think you'll all gain a hefty amount of Prayer XP for blessing these gravestones.
>>3369438
Rock crabs, they were, in fact, and the "Barbarian" town would be called Rellekka.
>>3369443
Do what you feel you must. If nothing else, there's Chronicle, which has wide approval, though I've yet to try it.
>>3369441
They weren't fond of your protection prayers.
>>3369458
Hopless bunnies are pretty hopeless I guess.
>>3369462
I just woke up and jerked off
>>3369452
My woodcutting was in the 80s before I quit
>>3369463
Alright
>>3369462
Is that your answer to everything?
>>3369463
And on to the first night. Aaah, rat-catching competitions.
...Is anyone feeling hungry?
>>3369416
But thats not ayase
>>3369443
Convert to Communism.
>>3369481
I would fuck Russia, if I weren't in love with Germany-senpai
>>3369491
East Germany tho
>>3369472
If it works it works
>>3369471
Good morning in that case.
>>3369479
GO AWAY PERVERT
>>3369479
Exacly!
>>3369491
Why Russia?
>>3369473
Well, for frights and hats alone, evidently.
I keep finding these broken events....
You are going to buy Skyrim Remastered, right?
R-right?
>>3369501
Wait, we sleep in the same bed. Do you follow your own advice?
>>3369491
>Germany
>Not Prussia
>>3369502
Please we both you know you want your yandere obsession fullfilled.
>>3369508
Fuck off, Janus. Go ask Bolin for more dick pics
>>3369508
Why would I?
>>3369438
Ah I see what you mean, with me it's really easy because I have fans, but it's also kind of scary because ya'know how fans can be...
>Ah I see, I don't really share unless asked like I said I'm pretty happy so I don't have all that much weighing down on me, but anything specific on your mind?
>>3369463
Dam that made me chuckle, I love you.
>>3369508
F - false. Boring DnD and screams, casual gameplay. I wait Skywind to play TRUE TES
>>3369505
Getting lost, grinding, grinding, more grinding (an accurate Runescape experience!), and entrepreneurship. Ultimately, peaceful.
>>3369446
>takes Roro to the most elegant and expensive buffet in town
>>3369527
IT WILL BE THE GAME OF THE YEAR
>>3369524
I AM NOT JANUS
>>3369531
AAAAHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BUY MY GAME
>>3369533
2.5 abby demons and still no whip. Great.
>>3369533
Someone seems to have taken Sunset's lessons to heart, while someone tries to poison a tank, and Russia is in his natural environment.
>>3369542
You could always buy one from the GE.
>>3369533
You could use that money and buy a nice eatery instead
>>3369534
>tries not to get excited
What do they all have?
>>3369508
Of course I will.
>>3369433
Why wouldn't I be?
>>3369552
The bottomless appetite meets it's match, while SOMEONE refuses to use a lightsource, and the war tortoises prove ever popular.
"Stand and deliver!"
>>3369539
But the whole TES thing is complete shit.
>>3369515
On occasion.
>>3369561
Because Reimu wants your HEAD ON A PLATTER?
>>3369552
It's not even worth anything, I just want one as a drop.
>>3369563
Wha- my candle went out!
>>3369563
Aw, I thought I would've gone to the final five...
Oh well, there's always next game~
>>3369567
Would that include last Wednesday? Because that'd explain some dreams I've been having.
>>3369530
It is short for fanatic, after all. Most idols often pine for more isolation now that I think of it.
Nothing particularly on my mind. Just enjoy talking. Not usually much to talk about, so I tend to get pretty real.
>>3369552
My outdoor survival skills betray me!
>>3369563
Learning from other people's mistakes is a whole lot less trouble than making them yourself.
Hey, retards without fantasy, waddup?
>>3369578
Great job, Arceked.
>>3369578
LET YOUR EMOTIONS SHOW
The fallen;
Zone-tan
Roromiya
Ivan Braginski
>>3369563
What an embarrassing end to a seasoned player. And what a foolish armor, indeed.
>>3369585
Dobroye utro.
>>3369585
Preved
>>3369591
You could say he's gonna have trouble Tanking without that.
>>3369585
The ceiling.
>>3369585
Pshel nahuy, pes
>>3369581
Hope Luna doesn't catch you
>>3369570
So? There's nothing new there.
>>3369591
It was the Eastern fishing spot, why won't he let me out?
>>3369597
...
>>3369603
...How long's she been like that? I'd never actually seen ya nervous like that before...can you even stay at th'manor with her on your tail?
>>3369601
That's actually a constant concern.
Although I'm not sure if I'm more scared of that, or talking in my sleep.
>>3369591
>>3369591
Speaking of crabs, they're your neighbors.
>>3369610
I don't think he cares how good you are at Uncooking any more.
>>3369597
He's going to need to grind a lot more if he desires to be tanky.
>>3369582
I'm fine with being in whatever situation, but you already know who I'd like with me through all of it.
>I like these hours of the day the best, dead hours suck, but these... These are comfy hours now.
>>3369603
Reimu doesn't like you? You're a friend to me then I suppose, she didn't necessarily leave the best first couple of impressions on me... But anyway I'm Kaito.
>>3369618
Thanks, jamflex
>>3369585
Пpивeт, тoвapищ!
This's work for da true crusader!
What ships do you miss?
>>3369618
My regards and hopefully your own to Ririchiyo for such a cruel end.
I suppose I can't blame you all for such a lack of faith. Say, is that a-
>SCREEEEEEEECH
...Yes. It was.
>>3369636
HEY
WAIT
IVE GOT A NEW COMPLAINT
>>3369642
F.
>>3369642
And immediately back to boring peace as people remain blissfully unaware.
>>3369633
Здpaвcтвyй.
>>3369638
U-130 "Hetman Sahaydachny"
>>3369633
Hi, brotha!
So, I went to fed my bear and on atomic reactor.
And how are you, boyz?
>>3369655
I think we get it, you're a paragon of strength and virtue, just let the poor man rest! Nice boots, by the way.
>>3369627
Fortunate to know such a thing already. I wish I had someone to even pine for, but meeting people is so difficult.
>>3369638
The biggest ones, like the Titanic and those of kind.
>>3369661
Good, how are you?
>>3369638
Zumwalt
>>3369661
Saika, ur english sux
>>3369664
Try and remember your antipoison next time....
>>3369638
Link x Alma
>>3369675
fok ya
>>3369685
No, fuck you, leather man.
>>3369685
fug?
>>3369678
KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID ANIMERETARDS
>>3369665
It's not as glamorous as it seems, you've seen me crash and burn already I think, I always feel like I'm doing terrible with her...
>Truth be told I actually have someone it's really surprising considering me, but it has its ups and downs like everything in life, she's even okay with all of this, she's a big fag like me after all.
>>3369685
Otwet otricatelny, ebat' ty, kojewnik
>>3369679
Funny how he ended up with a purple semen demon in the end
>>3369690
>>3369678
Honestly, what is with you people and poiton?
Winner next slide, the tank or the sword-wielder.
>>3369696
Now, why in Runescape are you shouting at me?
>>3369679
No more aang x elizabeth
No more aaliyah x taurus
No more baron x swp
No more link x alma
It hurts man
https://bdsmtest.org/
Post 'em.
Hard Mode: post it along with a pic of your ava
https://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=2067320
>>3369679
>Retarded forced meme ship spawned from Bolin's cancer games
Nah
>>3369702
It seems she just wasn't tanky enough.
>>3369707
I made this joke months ago.
>>3369706
>tfw Elizabeth betrayed us
>>3369615
She's like that because someone destroyed her shrine and donation box.
>>3369627
It's not that she doesn't like me it's because she's agitated at the moment.
>>3369718
>52% Cuckold
Good one
WE WANT WAR! WAKE UP!
>>3369716
He, however, was.
>>3369728
OBOSRALSYA
>>3369728
Fok u, rashn shlyondra.
>>3369731
Congratulations, Tank.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3369726
She specifically said it was because you turned in'ta a youkai....
PEREKATITE LAGAET
>>3369718
>Spike himself made this
>Calls himself worthless, a little bitch and a cuck in it
ULTIMATE KEK
>>3369731
Thanks for hosting
Goodnight guys.
>>3369698
It's like life. Even at its worst, it's better than nothing.
I wish I had cared back in high school or the first couple years in college.
>>3369731
The best offense is a perfect defense, it would seem. Congratulations, you fine piece of machinery.
>>3369727
>you will never cuck spike
NGW?
>>3369746
It was for people to laugh at. I had to make the jokes people like.
>>3369731
Congratulations, tank
>>3369749
Thanks for hosting
>>3369744
That too but mostly because of what I said.
>>3369749
Thanks for hosting, nearly forgot.
>>3369749
thanks for hosting! <3
>>3369726
>It's the "Someone destroyed her shrine" episode rerun
please no that episode sucks
>>3369749
Пoздpaвлeния, Tank, and Cпacибo for hosting!
Is there a Host?
>>3369759
What?
>>3369768
The host today is (You).
>>3369768
Everyone is a host
The real question is : Is there a host that is willing to host right now?
>>3369768
>>3369707
>Fuck this test feels long.
>>3369726
Why is that? If you don't mind sharing.
>>3369748
Well goodnight I hope you rest well.
>It's been like seven years now it feels crazy..
>>3369749
Congratulations tank!
Thanks for hosting! You say it's unfinished at least I think you did... but it was still fun.
>>3369707
>>3369756
Either way, she's out for blood...do you really think you're safe back at th'manor? There's plenty of space back at th'camp now that those two've left, and I doubt shr could find it.
>>3369777
Prep?
>>3369768
>>3369776
The test is long but seeing how degenerate you are is worth it.
>>3369769
It's a really shitty sidestory, with no promising character development.
The writers just put i in to fill in the episodes because they were having a creative block
Vitalya
>>3369792
If by "Prep" you mean "Prepare for cooking", then sure. I'll dice that beef up and grill it until it's well done.
>>3369807
>48% Bad Jokes
Now I know what you meant by this.
>>3369811
And 56% dust.
>>3369815
100% Ready to Prep
>>3369818
You can say it all you want. Won't make it true.
Hostite.
>>3369821
Niet.
>>3369707
>Test to long to take so I'll just post what's important.
100% Slave
99% Switch
98% Dom, Sub, Rigger, Rope Bunny, Master
97% Hunter, Prey, Masochists, Sadist.
Everything else is 1%
>>3369820
That statement's mutual.
>>3369825
>>3369828
Then we'll agree to disagree.
>>3369825
Mega kek. That's probably inaccurate but still man. At least you're not an ageplayer
>>3369825
Hey Parsee
>>3369707
96% Switch
85% Rope bunny
83% Dominant
78% Vanilla
78% Rigger
75% Submissive
74% Experimentalist
73% Masochist
73% Degradee
66% Master/Mistress
63% Brat tamer
60% Daddy/Mommy
54% Sadist
52% Brat
48% Voyeur
47% Degrader
41% Slave
38% Owner
36% Primal (Hunter)
34% Girl/Boy
32% Ageplayer
31% Exhibitionist
19% Pet
17% Primal (Prey)
13% Non-monogamist
...I don't know what half of this stuff means, and do I ever feel like a degenerate...I think I'm going to take a long hot shower and think about my life up to this point.
>>3369786
Here.
>Kaito, I don't really care.
Balls to the wall.
Dead hours...what a shame.
>>3369840
The first four are actually accurate. The rest isn't because I generally don't care for them, but they are extremely low. Fuck age play. That shit is the worst.
we dead again?