HG thread
>>3368625
? What's the big deal?
>>3368614
Oh... you. Hi.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3368614
Several kinds? I don't know, I just know it's the highest quality the people in the lab could find...
>>3368636
Just a bit on th'dramatic side, is all.
>>3368636
Girl.
>>3368622
>>3368636
Yeah, me. How're you doing, Ms. Sadsack?
>>3368641
It's kind of funny when you think about it. We could shave your head and make a fortune off of it. If you ever get tired of singing for others enjoyment, you know what you have to do.
>>3368606
Blame Sol for that one, I'm always moving around so.
I am back, with more jokes!
>>3368645
>Stare.
...
>>3368657
It does cost money to replace my hair! Honestly... I'm attached to it as well...
>>3368664
I could just blame you too kid.
Emi wishes to say hi and hope you're all well.
>>3368642
It's how I enter my dream, usually.
>>3368645
That little bug that was talking to me last time... One of these days, I'll get around to squashing you.
>>3368657
Doing okay. Here for no particular reason. Certainly not because I desired some company.
>>3368667
Oh boy.
>>3368674
Huh, I guess I just haven't had ya in line'a sight when ya do that...awful attention-grabbin', aint it?
>>3368673
Tell her she's a... a nigger!
Just do it.
>>3368674
What do you call cheese by itself?
Provolone!
>>3368667
Lay 'em on me!
>>3368668
I know that, but you'd gain money from selling it! All you'd have to do is wear a hat and people would never know you were bald.
>>3368673
Tell Emi I'll brake her out of prison soon.
>>3368674
Aww, are you lonely? You know you've came to the right place! I'll never let you die alone by yourself, and neither will anybody else!
>>3368667
You're actually trying to kill me aren't you?
>>3368692
Oooh booooy...
>>3368673
Say hi to her for me
>>3368674
Are you in need of some support Urotsuki..?
>>3368674
I'M NOT A BUG YOU INSOLENT BRAT!
>>3368668
And what do you want!?
>>3368592
See you and El back on the ship.
>>3368599
I guess I understand. I will speak with you more tomorrow.
>>3368601
I have been had. I will tear him up next time we meet. I will see you later Kaito.
>>3368606
Yes. Big chests is a peculiar weakness. Hopefully I do not have nightmare involving the arthropods. Bye.
>>3368636
Urotsuki. I am sorry I can not speak with you. Have a good evening.
>>3368673
Tell her I will eliminate the person who got her in there. Another time...
Be honest HG.
How many of the last 24 hours did you spend here?
>>3368692
>
>>3368696
You're all good at THAT at least...
>>3368686
I'm usually not. I walk here from the dream version of my room... through several other worlds. It's actually a long journey. It'd take hours with my bike and shortcuts.
>>3368704
Oh, did that press your buttons~? Well, good.
>>3368709
That's alright, Valentine.
>>3368703
...Maybe. Yes.
>>3368710
One too many, which is why im going to sleep now.
Goodnight humans, and non-humans
>>3368716
>>3368686
without*
>>3368710
15
>>3368696
Okay for one, I'm already set, I can even take care of a bum like you, and I'm not much of a hat person, I like to display my beautiful hair!
>>3368704
Hello Laharl, I just thought I shouldn't speak unless spoken to.
>>3368709
Don't kill him, he already has it rough, but goodnight Rammy, rest well.
>>3368710
I've been here the entire time I've been awake for the past like three days.
>>3368698
>>3368696
>>3368716
Yes, I have an audience now!
What do you call an sketchy part of a Italian neighbourhood?
The Spaghetto!
>>3368719
Дoбpoй нoчи, young one.
>>3368716
Did something happen? It's good I didn't go to sleep yet.
>>3368709
Sure thing! Make sure to bring money for the lessons. I'm not doing it for free anymore.
>>3368710
>I think 5-6?
>>3368716
Eh? Are you not feeling warm and cozy inside?
>>3368673
...Who?
>>3368710
About 5ish.
>>3368723
>Disarms you again.
>>3368719
Goodnight Nito, have a good sleep.
>>3368738
Oh just a friend who can't get in here as of a short while ago.
>Yuubari/Emi got banned a little while ago if you weren't aware.
>>3368755
I....still don't know who that is
>>3368709
It's not that strange. Rest well. You being my vassal starts soon.
>>3368716
I'll just have to carve into your body why you should respect me!
>>3368726
That's not how being a vassal works you idiot. That's how being a servant works.
>>3368719
>Ni-gh-to
>>3368710
I dunno three? I've been getting into modded skyrim again, so y'know.
>>3368719
Night boneman!
>>3368725
Oh, we won't need to wait till then. I got a little something special for her.
>>3368726
I think a nice beanie would look good on you. You could try and go for the whole 2000's punk look.
>>3368730
Oh...
>>3368709
>Have a good one.
>>3368719
Seeya 'round.
>>3368716
>She shudders
...Gods, can I not blame ya there, then, s'pecially since I just favor going on-foot, myself. Though, I've noticed that if I just sorta...concentrate 'round here, I can get from place 'ta place pretty dang fast.
>>3368673
>How kind, please, send her our best wishes, whatever she may be preoccupied with right now.
>>3368755
>How come?
>>3368741
Why won't you let me die?
>>3368730
Oooh no! Goddammit Russia! You are killing me!
>>3368755
>Oh she did? Sorry I didn't realize it was Yuubari, tell her I said hi as well!
>>3368760
>>3368771
God that's a brilliant gif
>>3368779
... Nope, no bells rung.
>>3368710
3 mostly been building a new folder and checking once every 30 minutes or so
>>3368760
She's one of those ancient fags that manages to somehow be a literally who even after being here forever. It's very easy to ignore her on accident.
>>3368731
My confidence has crumpled lately... It's hard to hold onto when there's so many issues with the world.
>>3368730
...You're not good at this.
>>3368737
No. I haven't felt that for years.
>>3368755
...Oh.
Hm.
Tell them "good luck".
>>3368770
My dream world expands far and wide. The route to here takes me through some... bloody places, as well as downright strange ones.
>>3368762
I can't say you've done anythign in my eyes that deserves any kind of respect.
>>3368762
Hey, I thought we agreed on a different name...
>>3368766
No, besides.. I like getting my hair stroked.
>>3368755
>Tell her to take care, I tried to warn her but didn't help either
>>3368799
You'll just have to stand up against the problems that will run your way is the majority of what you need to do. As well as have people around you that can make a difference.
>>3368796
Ah, makes sense. I *think* I've heard the name, but that's about it.
>>3368799
>he takes out a lighter
Want me to set you on fire? You'll feel warmth then.
>>3368804
That's a little weird, don't you think? I mean, that's stuff dogs like.
Another question
What's the longest you've browsed HG in one sitting?
>>3368807
what even happened?
>>3368777
Mилocepдиe peдкocть здecь, в Coвeтcкoй Poccии.
>>3368766
>>3368799
Are my jokes not funny? How can I improve?
I was diagnosed colourblind the other day. I know, it came straight out of the purple.
>>3368799
If there's one thing I like about this place, it's that I never cease 'ta find new things.
>>3368796
>Considering that one of her avas proved to become one of Lambda's first friends, as well as giving a certain other one part of her own name, I can't possibly forget them, though I confess I don't think I could remember all their avas.
>>3368814
>They're also Kaga, Akitsu Maru, and Sayaka
>>3368799
And you've done nothing for me to not call you a brat.
>>3368804
Like what? I probably forgot because it was stupid.
>>3368820
Probably around 30 hours
>mfw hour 28 rolls around
>>3368796
one of the best literally whos
>>3368766
Damn it Natsuki.
>>3368770
>She was banned for saying in character age and apparently they were reported by someone, Bolin I think?
>>3368771
Because your life can still be used!
>>3368777
Have done.
>>3368791
The games I just hosted, they were the one to have made and run them.
>>3368799
Will do.
>>3368807
Have done.
And Emi appreciates what you all said to her.
>>3368826
>The list goes on a fair bit, but those are her mains.
>>3368820
>I think 10 hours. It all depends on work/college/social life really
>>3368824
I'd burn whatever book you're getting these from and start with alt comedy.
>>3368820
Um... about 35-40 hours I think.
>>3368820
48ish hours?
It was the first time I ever stayed up too. This place REALLY was the death of my sleep in schedule. It's been over a year since then and I'm still fucked up.
>>3368826
I've heard you specifically mention Sakaya, but all the 2hus blend together beyond Mokou, Cirno, and Wriggle. Maybe Parsee cause she's so weird.
>>3368810
...I hope I'm ready.
These thoughts have been keeping me from doing anything.
>>3368816
In that case, I'll slaughter you with my chainsaw so you can feel my pain.
>>3368824
I don't know. Just don't do what you're doing right now.
>>3368826
I used to like that....
Not anymore.
>>3368835
Like I need to be reminded.... It doesn't really hurt when you don't like yourself all that much.
>>3368842
>Oh, that just sucks.
>>3368842
>I remember they had a lot, I just haven't interacted much with the others.
>>3368853
>I said Sayaka. AKA the Meguca
>>3368863
I never get tired of it, myself. I just love th'scenery.
>>3368842
Maria, tell her I've got a guy that specializes in putting things in cakes. I'll get her a fake ID that makes her look like she's thirty and we'll put it in the cake, then he'll deliver the cake to her cell and she'll get out within a few years. It's the best plan we have at the moment.
>>3368863
I don't mind, but can you make it less painful?
>>3368851
Fuckin hell famo, you should get that back in check.
>>3368816
You just don't know how much affection comes with such a simple act.
>>3368824
I only speak japanese and english, whar does that mean?
>>3368842
>Oh boy, Kaito's been around for 10 years so that what I say is his age, I should stop that now.. but thank you.
>>3368872
>>3368864
...
Man, fucking weebs. I'll never understand anything but a morbid fascination with the Japanese.
>>3368863
I believe you're ready. Don't let those words keep you back, move forward so you can enjoy your life.
I now present.
Feral incest naruto furry neotanic hentai
>>3368863
Like I care whether a brat like's them self or not.
>>3368897
>>3368887
Not really. My hair's nothing special, so I wouldn't know what it's like to worry about it.
>>3368887
fuck vocaloids have been around for ten years...so old.
>>3368890
It's like enjoying sports but with cute girls drawn by gooks instead of big sweaty men playing with balls.
>>3368872
>It certainly does but they should hopefully be fine, and yes they have a lot they don't use very often so you'll not see them for a while.
>>3368874
Nice.
>>3368887
>I got a ban one time saying Maria was like 12 or something, as that's what she looks like but I got it fixed later on.
>>3368897
Kinky.
>>3368851
sauce?
>>3368897
Do I even need to say it?
>>3368917
don't have it anymore, it's only like a 2 minute video not worth it
>>3368845
I can't, America already went through a Cold War when I was considering using napalm on him.
>>3368863
Heт, that sounds like work.
>>3368887
>Mercy is a rarity in Soviet Russia.
Oh, England told me this joke a week ago!
Apparently a man gets stabbed in London every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
>>3368874
>revs the chainsaw
No.
>>3368872
What I wouldn't give to be like that sometimes...
>>3368898
I'm just saying. If you want your insults to matter, come up with better ones or don't bother. Not bothering with it at all would probably be easier for a bug.
>>3368895
I wonder how others do it. How you do it. Is it just waht you told me?
>>3368933
Damn famzilla, thanks anyway
>>3368875
I'll start right now.
G'nite.
>>3368936
What does any of that have to do with comedy?
>>3368937
W-Wait a minute Urotsuki-tan, y-you don't need to do this! I wouldn't want my blood getting on you c-cute clothes!
>>3368937
I just think of something happen and don't let things get to me, very simple if I say so myself.
>>3368945
night
>>3368945
Nite-o niggy, have a good one.
>>3368947
u suck
>>3368890
Are you saying you hate me too?
>>3368835
I said butler!
>>3368902
It's not the hair, it's the point of someone caring about you enough to stroke it.
>>3368903
>Fuckin right? Is it sad I've known about them around that long..? I'm in college now, I found out about them in like what fuckin like 5th or 6th grade..
>>3368912
>Oh man, I feel like I just dodged a bullet then, I'll just say the age he's supposed to be now, thanks for the warning as well as the message.
>>3368936
Haha! Oooh.. Man Russia, I want a brother like you.
>>3368945
Goodnight, rest well!
>>3368948
I know the feeling...
>>3368937
Hehe, well, wanderlust isn't for everyone, I suppose, otherwise houses wouldn't be a thing.
>>3368897
>Jesus.
>>3368890
>You like what you like.
>>3368912
>I hope they're enjoying their impromptu break, in some fashion.
>>3368945
>Have a good one.
>>3368971
>Mhmm, now time to go back to lurking.
>>3368980
>They are for the most part but hope they don't get too bored with not being able to chat with most of the people here.
>Starting to fall asleep here in my chair and my bed is much more comfortable
I'm going to take a nap. I'll be back later to teach you all why I'm the Overlord some other time.
>>3368971
Don't you try guilt tripping me! You know I don't. I don't hate people for being weebs, I just don't get it.
>>3368980
Big butts I will not lie, you other brothers can't deny
>>3368996
>Well I selected the wrong image there.
>>3368997
Nighty nights.
I gotta get some shut eye before I do something I might regret. Night everyone.
>>3369005
Night Subaru.
>>3368947
Burning books. America tells me most of the jokes I say. I guess I should stop Russian before replying to posts, huh?
>>3368945
>>3368997
Дoбpoй нoчи!
>>3368897
Beautiful. 10/10, dentists would recommend suicide
>>3368971
Siblings aren't all it's cracked up to be. I should know, one of them stalks me. Ugh...
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt in his hand. He says, "Two beers, please! One for me, and one for the road!"
>>3369005
>>3368997
Night guys
Super duper important question here: New game when?
I'll die of boredom at this rate.
>>3368997
>>3369005
Seeya both.
>>3369001
>>3369023
Shut up and cake.
You are buying Skyrim Remastered, right?
>>3368947
Then maybe...
>steps closer and holds the chainsaw to your face
You should put the lighter away.
>>3368959
...I sort of get it, I suppose.
>>3368980
I'd much rather be wandering than stuck in this house for another day. But then I don't either...
>sigh
>>3369023
There won't be a game soon
At least until it's noon
how you doin?
>>3369031
You mean your...wakin'-world house.
>>3369031
Sort of just a warm feeling right?
>>3369029
This changes literally nothing...but since you're offering, give me that fucking cake.
Better not be the cheap shit, or I'll have your fucking head.
>>3368997
Goodnight Overlord, rest well.
>>3369001
Haha, I know, it's just funny. Ah, sorry though, I don't like guilt trips, but in the sake of a laugh it was a moment of weakness.
>>3369005
Goodnight tracksuit, and remember to flusg the toilet! I'm letting you stay with me for free so you could at least do that much!
>>3369012
I only have a little brother and one older brother, but the other brother was made for another country, so we can't really communicate much, but dam that joke cleared up any sadness from that!
>>3369040
Home made cake you made from the base ingredients is not going to be like the cheap shit unless you can't cook.
>>3369023
>>3369029
Well, there would be room for both, provided you're willing to endure my own games's lack of updates.
>>3369040
>>3369048
>takes the cake and eats it
>>3369048
Actually, cake mix and homemade are nearly identical. It's not like other baked goods.
>>3369050
Hey having a game would be nice no matter what.
>>3369053
>Brings out more because of how much the food demon consumes.
>>3369037
Precisely.
>>3369038
It's less cold.
>>3369029
>
>>3369035
You don't have the privilege of knowing how I'm doing~.
>>3369048
It better be ho-
>>3369053
...You fucking whore, spit it out before I make you spit it out!
>>3369042
Siblings. You can't live without them!
What is the best part about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus.
which avatars made you want to join hg?
>>3369056
Shhh, they're almost identical but I change a few of the ingredients proportions and mix in some extra parts to make an even more delicious cake.
>>3369060
>>3369063
I guess I'll have to make a lot more then won't I?
>>3369069
None
>>3369060
That's good, how you doing now Urotsuki?
>>3369063
I don't need to know how you doin
Whadda I need to know...
How'd you change the inside to be different from outside of your hair
>>3369060
Well, maybe you need that, that...variety, I guess. Maybe you need 'ta dust off your hikin' boots, pick a direction, an' go.
>She shrugs
Though this is just me ramblin'.
>>3369069
>Beerus was the person who persuaded me to join, I've known him for years.
>>3369058
>takes the entire cake and carries it away
>>3369063
I already ate it
>>3369079
>Beerus
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
>>3369070
Doubt. Use mix next time. Tastes the same. Put your effort in the frosting.
>>3369058
Well, give me a few moments to sort everything out, then.
>>3369086
>What?
>>3369091
No, I do what I want.
>>3369077
I dunno, Its just like this.
>>3369082
...If I could murder you, I fucking would.
>>3369070
You seriously better, you owe me like, a whole cake.
>>3369070
That was cake I was offering, not asking for.
>>3369075
A little better. Are you well?
>>3369079
Something will happen soon, either that, or... well, I have alternatives set up.
>>3369066
Oh my, that one is really good! But yeah, without my family, I wouldn't be what I an today...
>>3369069
>When I was using Hazama for a while no one, but then I lurked for a while and started seeing some vocaloids and other interesting ones, I also already had a folder on Kaito and it was his 10th anniversary, so I thought it was fitting to actually build the folder.
>>3369108
...I don't much like that tone.
>>3369106
Fine just give me a moment.
>>3369108
Oh my bad but no thank you miss.
>tfw you wanna do Hg things but you've got a 200 word essay due tomorrow and you haven't even started.
Just kill me now.
>>3369102
If you really want to waste time and effort to produce a product that's not as good as the one I'm suggesting, that's your prerogative.
>>3369106
Why can't you?
>>3369106
I just wanna know the color you paintin and the game you playin
And I need to know the game cause I'm a playa
How you doin?
>>3369120
I like cooking from scratch more then using a pre-made mix okay?
>>3369108
I'm well, just tired I was worried about you but you're doing better.
>>3369124
Cause you'd just come back?
What's the point of killing something if it doesn't stay dead?
>>3369125
Fuck off, and stay fucked off.
>>3369119
>Just start on it, even if you stop because you're distracted you'll still have something to work on later when you feel like starting on it again.
>>3369114
I don't know why you'd care so much. What I do with my life is my business.
Rest assured, that'll only be after the dance.
>>3369117
...Fine.
>>3369131
Tired, hm?
I'm tired too, in my own way. Of waiting.
>>3369112
To be honest, I long for the times when I was a part of the Soviet Union. Nowadays, it's just so... Quiet, I don't know.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket;
You can hide, but you can't run.
>>3369132
Eat me. I'm sweet AF.
Sup, guys :3
Im from Dvach , theres a lot of hunger games.
>>3369042
>>3369112
Don't worry about it, we all have our social things like that. Ask Stocking or Blue Beetle about mine sometime
>>3369127
This reminds me of a very interesting fact. The reason you have to add an egg to cake mix and such isn't because they couldn't make mix with egg in it, that's what they originally tried to sell. 1950s housewives felt guilty about doing so little work and didn't buy it. Adding the step of put the damn egg in yourself changed this dramatically.
>>3369140
Yeah, no thanks, Cannibalism isn't a huge kink of mine.
>>3369132
Hey I don't wanna fuck anybody
I just came to check out the scene ya know?
All I can see for miles wide round ya, is donuts and I wanna know it came to be.
>>3369141
Fuck off, Yin.
>>3369136
For me or being able to leave your house?
>>3369143
That is silly but also makes a bit of sense...
Anybody hosts now?
>>3369141 - kun
>>3369145
>Implying i'm your species
I'm very sweet. You won't regret it.
>>3369132
I i die i don't come back. I want to die as a steamed bun and be eaten
>>3369136
I just view life itself as precious.
>She shrugs awkwardly
>>3369161
I'm not sure if you noticed, but death isn't permanent here.
Ahem, there were some technical difficulties.
>>3369169
>>3369169
>>3369169
>>3369138
I know what you mean, I have had several family members here, but I don't see them all that much anymore..
>>3369143
Ah, I'd feel bad about not learning something like that from yourself, if you don't want to tell me personally it just means you're not ready to, I can wait, as you can see I have a lot of free time.
>>3369147
Can you do me a favor and speak English?
You sound like Garter when he's had one to many.
>>3369160
...No thanks, I don't eat living things, that's just weird.
>>3369161
What this guy said >>3369170
>>3369161
I'd eat your steamed bun any day.
>>3369176
I'm dead on the inside, desu. Just take a bite.
Hey
>>3369258
Sup
This thread is sanctified
Will we play a game today?
Hello guys. Russian invasion ITT in this thread begins!
>>3369272
Squarehead
>>3369284
Rly?
Maybe, its time for some BUMP's?
Saika ITT
Is there a host??
>>3369293
Nah, way too lazy.
>>3369302
No, just gay - chat
>>3369305
I can bump for u, comrad
>>3369306
Иди в /ga/ и тaм нecи хyйню.
>>3369306
And what if I'm not a gay?
[b]ПOCTИTE![/b}
[spoiler]Инб4 вaниллa[/spoiler}
>>3369310
"Katis' k huyam" lol.
>>3369283
Heт, I am already here. No need.
>>3369317
You'll have a little discomfort in your bum
>>3369325
Okay then.
Greetings from Mother Russia, *pirojki*.
Tomato and basil or tomato onion and garlic?
>>3369532
Yep.
Perekat dawno uje, durachky
>>3369312
Sup all.
>>3369557
what he said
ass
Buump
>>3377206
>3377206
why the fuck are you bumping an old thread
b u m p
Boop
bomp
