"Pearl is having a nervous breakdown" editon
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>3363238
>No /sug/ on OP again
Here we go.
We had better editions and OP pictures while you guys were gone too.
Post [spoiler]gem vore[/spoiler]
STEVEN IS AMBIDEXTROUS
>>3363238
>no /sug/
>trailing embeds
>links to /co/ archive
sure is /co/ in here
>>3363284
laffy saffy has a big dong ya know
I'm still drunk AMA.
>>3363089
>I seriously feel like I'm missing out
>mods delete the "FUCK YOU MODS" post even though it's long archived
well guess >>>/co/83644375 is now the official last post
also i think between the last two threads we only gained 10-15 IPs
>>3363238
I came from /co/. Heard we got banned. Pearl save us all...
How would each of the gems take Stevens virginity?
Oh no Pearl sh sh everything's gonna be okay sh *rubs her back gently*
Daily reminder that Peridot has your number
>>3363331
post your nipples
I was gone for a day.
What the fucked happened, /sug/?
>>3363338
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE /SUG/
>>3363348
They wouldn't, except Pearl
>>3363359
/co/.
>>3363352
let peridot say nigguh
>>3363359
/co/sug/ got banned. All the shitposters that left are back.
>>3363351
Thats incredibly cringe inducing
>>3363357
They're pseudo-inverted. That's the best way I know how to describe them. You don't want to see them since I'm a guy.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>3363343
<3 Pearl
i am a girl
>>3363269
I once got banned from there for 24 hours for making a slightly off-topic post, 5 hours after the thread archived. /co/ mods are fucking nuts man, legitimately some of the craziest mods I've ever seen around here.
Remember last year when they'd only allow a Steven Universe thread every now and then, seemingly at random, and immediately lowered the bump limit number so that the thread disappeared faster?
>>3363416
Post dick
Pics or it didn't happen
>>3363394
how dare you talk to my wife like that
>>3363400
love you
>>3363400
She would.
>>3363400
>>3363416
me too, post nipples
>>3363400
kys
>>3363393
Why did it get banned after all this time?
>>3363416
GTFO you Feminine piece of shit your kind will always be weak and inferior compared to us males
What gem is this?
>>3363378
>>3363398
>guy
that is the only reason I want to see them
>>3363460
I'm a girl too, post dickpic
I hope LLNK posts within the next 24 hours.
Reminder that this will be the new CG and if you disagree then you're a fucking retard.
>>3363460
Zuke please no.
nth for Lapis is a slut
>>3363459
>Foreplay is like half an hour of soft hugging, light kissing, and encouragement
>Actual sex is her just laying back and telling an exhausted Steven to keep going
>>3363400
You really need to take my advice and just tug gently on her dark blue nipples with your teeth.
>>3363475
No new eps. Stupid shit.
Official endgame ships:
>Ruby/Sapphire
>Pearl/Amethyst
>Lapis/Peridot
>Greg/Jasper
>Steven/Connie
Oh yeah, now that /co/sug is here i now have a wider audience to ask.
Does anyone else get orgasm shivers in the shower?
So what if your position in gem society is dictated by the length of your neck?
>>3363555
thank you based trips
It's funny how all the trash posts are from /co/ posters.
>>3363568
You need more potassium in your diet.
>>3363510
She wouldn't care, she probably thinks it's funnier if it's a strap on or something
>>3363508
I've been posting, you goon.
/trash/ is fucking shit and i hate you all
>>3363590
this
>>3363590
How long are you faggots gonna keep thinking trash and co were ever any different.
We got the same posters.
The same routine.
The same threadly posters.
Everything except for frequency of porn will always be the same between the two.
>>3363516
That hand should be orange
>>3363496
You're lucky I'm drunk enough to post my body. Here's my nipple.
>>3363482
Fucking neckbeards
>>3363482
This is true
>>3363620
y-you too
>>3363568
I shiver after I'm done pissing.
Is that normal?
>>3363640
fatass
Tell me /sug/, how would you respond?
>>3363640
Wow anon you have such shapely breasts
>>3363658
I know.
>>3363640
>>3363640
your tits are bigger than mine
>>3363607
You know, id believe that because i hate foods high in potassium but why potassium?
Hello /sug/, I'm ready to get /trash/ed.
>>3363660
Amethyst please stop, we're not going down a Greg route here.
>>3363640
wew lad, your tits are impressive.
shave and I'll gladly cum on them
>>3363655
Yeah, I'm a girl and I do it
>>3363630
It's not the same though. The huge difference in just a few hours makes it clear.
>>3363660
Smack that kid hard in the face. Break my hand and his jaw doing it.
>>3363640
Holy fuck.
Why are your areolas so large
>>3363555
Solid, Greg and Jasper would be a riot.
>never told you this, Greg, but I once headbutted Steven unconscious.
>all the /co/ and /trash/ posters at each others throats when we're all the same
The only people we should hate are niggers and /mlp/.
>>3363711
i hate you
>>3363676
Long shot here but i dont suppose youre that one ugly rich girl that i talked to however long ago/
No one else posts ronaldo
>>3363690
There is no difference.
>>3363711
Dubs of Wisdom have been check'd and witness'd
>>3363741
You're either lying or ignorant.
>>3363688
Girls don't belong on the internet, let alone any board of 4chan.
Please excuse yourself from this site and go visit a Barbie site or something.
>>3363683
Has Amethyst ever gotten Greg to fuck her only to morph into Steven right as Greg was about to cum?
>>3363681
>Potassium is an electrolyte found in our body that has many significant functions. According to the American Heart Association, it keeps a normal water balance between cells and body fluids. It also aids nerve conduction and muscle contraction. Potassium plays a key role in keeping the heart beating at a normal rhythm.
>>3363752
stop triggering me pls
>>3363728
i always post ronaldo and I'm the opposite of rich, so no, buddo.
>>3363755
That would be really fucked up and since they are still friends. I doubt she has done that to him.
>>3363751
How about instead of pulling shit out of your ass you SAY what exactly shows up in a couple of hours that makes this "MIGHTY" difference.
Or is it just the fact /trash/ goes back to it's natural speed when it's new into hiatus?
>>3363660
>>3363752
HEY HEY
LIFE IN THE DREAMHOUSE
OH YEAH
LIFE IN THE DREAMHOUSE
>>3363555
>>Pearl/Amethyst
no
>>3363660
Don't
>>3363782
>Ah need a monstah to rape dat dair Stevahn
>>3363805
Cool, I love their stuff.
>>3363711
This.
gas the blacks.
thanks peedee
>>3363793
Go on a keto diet Anon. I went from 374 to 255. 6'3 btw. Muh dick got bigger.
>>3363711
WELL I THINK WE SHOULD ALL HATE SPICS AND MOBA PLAYERS!
Disco here.
Can't wait to do draw requests for all you new people tomorrow.
How are you all doing?
>>3363774
Oh well.
>>3363772
Well when you put it like that it sounds awful important. But theyre pleasurable shivers. Besides, why in the shower? Are the muscles supposed to contract upon contact with hot water but theyre fucked from the lack of potassium so they just spasm?
>>3363660
Well if he's consenting I can't really turn the guy down...
>>3363838
I've been considering the keto diet, although I am an epileptic, which I hear makes thing complicated. However, I have my seizures under control at this point, so I might just go for it.
5'10 and 300 lbs by the way.
>>3363660
>spanking Steven's baby soft plump round buttcheeks
No, such things cannot be!
>>3363781
A bunch of shit memes that died are back. The threads are annoyingly fast. There's actually more porn somehow. People sucking off some tripless tripfag.
>>3363848
Oh god. Please do my draw request. Pearl in neko or cookie cat lingerie. Pic semi related but you know... drawn better.
To whoever asked about who drunk in /sug/: I drink about once a week.
>117 posts
>33 IPs
What the fuck even goes on in these threads? Literally see 18 per day.
>>3363793
Go on a diet soda, eggs and spinach diet. I got to 82 lbs that way
>>3363884
You can do it anon, believe in the Steven that believes in you
>>3363838
I use to weigh 154, but now I'm a solid 126. Shit feels good.
>>3363928
That vein on Jasper creeps me out
>>3363443
>>3363453
I love you too
>>3363859
This
>>3363901
Yeah draw this, this anon has been asking for it long enough to deserve it
>>3363839
MMM FUCK AMIGARA FAULT.
>>3363928
>that Jasper
I NEEEEEEED IT
>>3363851
I'm no doc anon. Eat a banana or take multivitamin s.
>>3363894
Who's the tripfag?
>>3363921
PENIS
>>3363930
>Went from 130 to 150 over the last year after a knee injury kept me from running.
Fuck me I need to watch what I eat again, my clothes are feeling way too tight.
>>3363987
LL something.
>>3363884
>keto
No. Just eat better, walk at least one hour a day, and do a very basic lifting program.
>>3363848
I'm doing great! I'm a bit confused at everyone being angry at /co/ and /trash/ though.
Doesn't everyone just browse both threads?
poil
>>3363901
No promises but I will think about it.
I will do what I can.
>>3363884
Keto diets actual get prescribed to people who suffer seizures. It reduces and in some cases eliminates them. I didn't work out at all and the weight melts off as long as you eat enough fat and keep your keto levels up.
>>3364007
LLNK.
Hey man, I've never used a trip. Just a name for the recap posts.
>>3364027
I'm baffled as to why anyone went back to /co/ in the first place.
>>3364028
<3 <3
>>3363894
I don't think you know what tripfag means.
>>3364045
/trash/ is shit
>>3364045
Why would anyone not?
I don't why you faggots keep going back to /co/ just to be thrown back here again.
>>3364045
So we don't have to deal with porn and this board slows down over time
>>3364027
I usually just browsed /co/ /sug/, but I didn't realize there was a rift between the two generals.
Some fags will take any chance they can get to feel elitist.
>being fat
>>3364027
Time heals all wounds and all problems.
It will pass.
>>3363915
Hey that was me. I used to drink all day but now I'm only drunk in the evenings. I hate the alcohol gut I get so I'm trying hard to cut it down. Ain't easy.
>>3363909
Oh man, that'd be great, maybe one day I'll be as good as she is.
>>3363964
Alcohol has lots of calories, and it bloats you. I'm thin but I have a huge alcohol gut. You should try to cut it down, or eat less if you're going to drink. And stay away from beers, stick to clear spirits.
>>3364022
Yes, calorie counting is another option I've considered. Lifting is a little bit complicated, because I'm living with my parents right now, which is a different city than where I go to college to. Basically, I don't want to pay for a membership to a place I won't even visit after a couple of months.
>>3364043
Good to know.
Male only poll. How fat are ya, /sug/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10444903
http://www.strawpoll.me/10444903
http://www.strawpoll.me/10444903
>>3363848
Doing pretty groovy. Hoping to chill here, post cute Pearls doing lewd things, and talk about the show in between bouts of shitposting.
>>3364027
I actually just choose one or the other, although it confuses my SFW and NSFW folders in the process.
[nospoiler]Currently writing a lewdfic based on this premise.[/nospoiler]
>>3364050
the cutest
Another day, another thread and I just want to cuddle with Greg
>>3364044
Namefags are just as bad as Tripfags don't try to pretend that you're off the hook
>>3364022
Keto works. lazy man diet. I'm super picky too.
>>3364027
/gfg/ is dead, there must be a new rivalry no matter how stupid
>>3364108
Your college does not have a gym? Usually the cost of membership is built into your tuition whether you use it or not.
Regardless.
If you can't do a proper lifting, five sets of five push ups and five sets of five squats is way more than whatever you're doing now.
>>3364109
This is useless without height. Even BMI is flawed, although it would be better.
>>3364035
Thank you. May Pearl visit your dreams anon.
>>3364109
i'm a girl and i voted, fuck you male scum
>>3362614
Yeah, that's way too much. Rose is also one of the hardre ones since she requires hair shading.
>>3362640
Alright, fine, I'll try one of these you keep asking for. Honestly, I don't get the appeal for it. She's way too boobilicious to be a Pearl.
>>3362847
This one would be doable, but it'd take way too long to remove the "black" parts of the body. Maybe just one of the panels?
Does anyone have a link to Uncompressed logoless.mkv files for these new episodes?
I'm having no luck finding them myself.
Why is Lapis such a hypocrite?
>>3364109
5'4" 113lbs 19 yrs
K I L L M E F A M
>>3363838
I've tried to keto, but I hate fatty foods. What could I eat that doesn't involve butter or egg yolks or cheese?
>>3364159
My college does have a Gym, but I won't be at college until August. I'm saying I don't want to pay for a membership in the city I am in right now.
>>3364134
God damn. Just shut up and stop trying to start shit you stupid fag, you're worse than niggers that take their shirt off and pound their chest.
>>3364185
I'll see if I can find something simpler.
>>3363516
Oy mate that's not the right picture
>>3364184
Sounds like you voted 250+
>>3364195
Holy shit a fucking midget
>>3364184
me too
still waiting for nipples
>>3364109
>6'1" and 150Ibs
>>3364119
>Greg canonically helped build the house
>raised Steven
>Crewniverse said he provided most of the money for the gems
Dude's 110% husbando material.
>>3364126
Needs Will Smith edit.
>>3364109
Why so many manlets
>>3364115
I am glad to hear that.
Please stay safe everybody.
>>3364185
I just like Bloople and titties, sorry for being whiny...
>>3364109
6' 150 right now, same guy that was 130 a year ago. This threads making me realize that I need to go on a diet, fuck this.
this thread is fucking shit
>>3364233
Not quite, but I might as well be one
xs shirts and size 28 waist
>>3364248
We're the same height and im 15 pounds lighter
>>3364195
5'11 198 19
;_;
>>3364280
You are literally skeleton tier bro. fucking hit the weights nigga.
>>3364280
You sound like you're skinny. If you're a guy, just work out.
>>3364181
Same to you anon. I will do the best I can. And if I can't do it, I will be honest about it.
But I am sure I will have something for you.
>>3364291
Pls Mr. Skeleton, don't kill me in the uprising.
>Imperial system
>>3364289
Will cosplay Peridude?
>>3364198
Check out ruled.me for basic keto. Their recipes are shit though. Just figure out what you can eat and like and go with it.
>>3364335
>Not landing on the moon
>>3364224
You're probably from /co/. I don't know what you faggots do over there, but in /trash/ NameFagging and TripFagging is not allowed here, don't even defend them.
If you can't understand that, /trash/ isn't for you
>>3364280
Unless you're going for that Hedi Slimane SLP skellycore, you're fine
>>3364335
>Even some Eurofags use imperial in everyday life
Metricfag pls go
>>3364251
Yeah
>>3363640
>>3363964
>>3363838
>>3363884
>>3363664
>>3363793
>>3363924
Nipple anon has a condition called gynecomastia. Too much estrogen or estrogen-like compunds invaded his body and confused it into thinking it should grow like a female, hence man-tits.
It's not just extra fat, it's literally mammary tissue, meaning anon literally has floppy, under-developed man tits.
The sad part is the only cure is surgery. No matter how much you diet or exercise, you will always have some extra amount of mammary tissue in there, making your chest stick out unnecessarily.
I have it too. Makes my nipples kinda pointy.
>>3364280
>>3364248
>>3364291
>Skeleton posting
They told me /trash/ was beyond my wildest dreams, but goddamn.
>>3364281
Gomen-ne anon-san for posting my fat ass.
>>3364337
Haven't thought about that but it would be pretty funny.
>threads range from /jojo/ shit to talking about how fucking fat you are
stunning, /trash/ truly is the pinnacle of high-quality discussion
>>3364375
Well, some women are into manboobs. Good luck.
>>3364375
I actually went to an Endocrinologist and he told me it wasn't gyno, but maybe he was wrong.
>>3364185
Pearl and either Jasper or Rose?
Let me know if this is still too detailed.
>>3364280
>150Ibs
>Need to go on a diet
Unless you mean a diet to gain more weight than no, no you do not. Healthy weight for a 6'0" man is about 180Ibs-200Ibs
>>3364185
How about this one? Do you think you can do it?
But if you are having trouble, just use any of the panels, I'll be happy with that too.
>>3364410
Same, even at my lowest weight, I looked flabby all fucking over. Exercise seems to be the only way out of it.
>>3364109
Why are there so many >150 lbs people here? Are they sticks or are they manlets?
>>3364355
>allowed
>rules
>caring about what others do
>on /trash/
Holy shit, Summer of Steven has already started!
>>3364428
Foods so fucking expensive though. Eating three meals a day would break my wallet.
And thats assuming i could shovel that much garbage into me in the first place
>>3364459
Looks like 1/3rd manlets 1/3rd sticks 1/3rd women
>>3364459
Well people who browse 4chan, let alone /co/, let alone /sug/, let alone /trashsug/ are all of societies rejects, so both manlets and lanklets.
>>3364355
are you the king of trash?
>>3364185
Jasper?
>>3364412
>and which women are those?
>inb4 fat women
>>3364487
I'm 5'9" and over 200 lbs.
I think I'm just barely over the cutoff for manlett.
>>3364459
From my experiences on other boards the typical "fatass neckbeard" thing is actually a minority, most of 4chan is hungry skeletons or manlets
>>3364446
Exactly, and I used to run about 5 miles a day until I tripped and fucked my knee up for a year. Going on a trip, but when I get back I should be good to run again.
>>3364428
That's actually a bit high unless you lift a ton, I think the healthy weights something like 125-175 if I remember right for most people.
>>3364412
Bullshit. If there are, I certainly haven't met any in my life.
>>3364514
manlet but it's average so it's w/e.
new thread?
>>3364514
>anything shorter than 6"
>not a manlet
Youre not even king of the manlets like those poor 5"11 bastards
>>3364514
>5'9"
>200 lbs
How does this even happen?
>>3364410
LIFT YOU SHIT! COMMAND YOURSELF TO GROW GODDAMNIT! CHICKEN, TOP RAMEN, PROTEIN SHAKES! ALL THAT SHIT
>>3364330
I'm off to bed anon. Godspeed. Will check back here tomorrow night.
>>3364547
No. Now go back to /co/, faggot.
>>3364518
Yeah, a bit high, I was thinking slightly taller than 6'0"
The most general consensus seems to be more around 175Ibs.
>>3364520
>being elitist and acting like you can make rules
>on /trash/
And stop capitalizing the first letter of namefagging and tripfagging like that you fucking autist.
>>3364551
I don't exercise and I eat garbage.
I've been TRYING to exercise, but I keep forgetting because it's not a regular part of my schedule.
>>3363400
Thinking of you while I write. Love you.
>>3364601
Try to put on a name right now. Any name at all besides Anonymous.
I'll wait.
>>3364586
I agree with him, new thread because this one is fucking cancer.
>>3364601
Then go ahead and try to Namefag/Tripfag here on /trash/. Faggot
>>3364459
Manlet reporting in
>>3364634
It's only cancer because faggots from /co/ came here
Post your ass
>>3364605
How do you not exercise
And why not just change your schedule
>>3364610
>>3364601
No, dumbass, you literally cannot tripfag here, the option doesn't exist.
>>3364675
This.
>>3364656
How does it feel being tiny?
>>3364582
>Some people enjoy the thing I don't like about myself
Even if it were somehow PEARL who was into me, maybe because my nipples poke out as hard as her nose, I'd still rather take surgery and risk fucking up my man boobs than a happy yet uncomfortable life with pearl and her obsession over my weight and pointy nipples...
>>3364698
That wasnt the webm that i thought it was
>>3364629
>>3364648
>>3364707
>Samefagging this hard
