Pearls are CUTE! Edition
Previous: >>83630165
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Here we go.P.S can someone link me the original i know it's from Scribble but i can't find it
Bloople is the devil.
nth for Best Gem
>>83637113
Also her gauntlets have rocket boosters on them, Because that was the only way I could think to combine their weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLuZPIc8nSkNo I do not think they would have a Plasmacaster.
This is foreshadowing
>>83637320
We're back, baby!
STEVEN IS AMBIDEXTROUS
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?fromTimeInMillis=1466308800000&stnNum=12131&channel=&sgt=grid&aid=zap2it
FRESH reminder that if CN doesn't make some kind of announcement by Saturday, there's almost guaranteed to be no Summer of Steven until the 30th at earliest now. It's been good /sug/, but I think we're living oneven moreborrowed time now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY
LLNK here. Just thought I'd reiterate that I'm gonna retire the newsposts, in case anyone didn't catch it last thread.
>>83637373
Why would you say that, anon?
>>83637320
So when's the new episo-
>>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
Reminder.
>>83637384
literally did nothing wrong
>>83637449
You didn't say anything last thread. Why retire?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83637456
I hate Paulette I fucking hate Paulette stop posting her face
>>83637454
But anon, you get an exciting new episode of NinjaGo: Masters!
>>83637387
Garnets gauntlets already have rocket boosters in them. She can lanunch the taking her whole hands with them. her gems cap the stumps
>>83637387
Garnet's gauntlets already have rocket boosters.
I don't think it's necessary to combine weapons for every fusion, but maybe the helmet could add armor plates all the way to her shoulders.
>>83637508
Isn't that show with Lego ninja's?
Why would I ever...
>>83637454
zap2it has been wrong before though, more so the further into the future we're talking
>>83637505
There's no need to be mad, Peridot.
>>83637477
Declining popularity, influx of dislike from other anons, running out of material, etc. I'd rather quit it now while its fondly remembered than let it keep going and stagnate.
>>83637515
Well now I just feel like an idiot. Okay then, how about we make the gauntlets into Cherno Alpha style Tesla fists?
>>83637540
Yeah, I'm still holding out for an official announcement in the next few days, but things are looking increasingly bleak right now. Come on CN, don't drop the ball again.
>>83637579
>>83637536
Or the fusion could combine the two.
Musical Gems!
Also, some artfriend should make "Pearl and the Holograms"!
>>83637399
>Upper Left
Hilary
>Upper Right and Bottom Left
Lamar
>Bottom Right
Jeff
Jasper is physically the strongest and most durable single gem (tested so far)
Lapis is ultimately the most powerful (tested so far), though instead for her gem power of uber aquakinesis
Then comes the bearer of the Rose Quartz gem though there is a delay to fully squeeze out the OP-ness of powers such as making an intelligent melon army
We haven't seen diamonds to jack shit besides sit on their asses so far
Amethyst + Peridot should be Prasiolite.
It's green, it's quartz, and it's almost always synthetic so it fits for a fusion that's never been done before.
>>83637636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPnffuz_EM
I'm surprised no one has parodied the cover with Ruby and Sapphire yet.
>>83637638
I thought Zuke boarded Barn Mates.
>>83637571
RIP in peace LLNK. The only good namefag.
>>83637670
Zuke and Hilary together. That particular scene was Hilary.
>>83637571
Well man, it was a great run! 10/10 anon. Loved your posts.
>>83637405
>>83637454
>Summer of steven was supposed to be 3 bombs, one per month, but because France and some scandinavian country were planning on airing episodes early they moved up and spread out June's Bomb to make In Too Deep
Source: The fact that the crew knew about summer of steven but not In Too Deep; my and several other peoples' asses
I don't watch enough Two Best Friends Play.
Have they ever commented on Woolie being the character that poofed Lapis?
>>83637449
>>83637571
Aww. Well, they were enjoyed, thanks for doing them.
I really hope OP pic is Blue Pearl's personality.
>>83637571
Sheit, I understand but still it's kinda sad.
Sail on brave soul.would post the gif, but I'm already in bed.
>>83637666
Ok your reasoning is terrible
>>83637670
the only episodes that only had 1 boarder are the pilot (Rebecca), Onion Trade, Beach Party (both Lamar), and Steven Floats (Paul)
>>83637666
For some reason I had the idea that Peridot would upgrade the weapon (or weapons) of her fusion partner after they fused.
>>83637707
Woolie tweeted about it.
Packed with enough vitamins and minerals to take over a planet!
>>83637805
worth it alone for the free malachite toy inside
>>83637454
The June 23 listing is only up to 3:45 PM, since it shows two weeks in advance (unless there's a way to see more). If there's a new episode then, we won't know about it for another hour or so.
>>83637805
Boy am i glad she's the one that fell in the hole.
>>83637839
and with only 10 box tops, get your own Yellow Diamond with real light up eyes and kung-fu grip!
>>83637848
Check >>83637405 m8, it's up to 8 PM last I checked. Like I said, either CN announces something soon or it's all over.
>>83637748
What do you mean by boarded
Sorry im stupid lmao :/
>>83637571
Well boss, it was fun while it lasted. I may as well hang up my hat as well. Don't worry, I won't go all John Oliver and start my own less popular show.Seriously though, I'm gonna miss you.
>>83637855
Makes me wonder, what would the CG have done had they made it back to the barn with Jasper like they did with Lapis?
Like I can't imagine she'd be contempt with just resting in the barn.
>>83637571
You'll still post as anon, right?
>>83637384
>not peridot
>>83637900
>doesn't know what boarded means
>uses emoticons
Lurk more.
>>83637900
storyboarder
>>83637571
Have you considered just reducing the amount of times you do it? Maybe once a day or even once a week.
>>83637571
well I liked them for what its worth. shame two I was going to tack on a music section.I may still do that later tonight for shits and giggles
>>83637943
This. Make it special. Juicy threads only?
It's so great, stopping 100% would be a shame
>>83637900
>lmao :/
Did you come from reddit?
In Steven's Birthday, Garnet says Sapphire was frozen because she couldn't see the future for the first time. We then see her literally frozen to the ground. Does this imply that Sapphire is only able to activate her ice powers when she's uncertain?
>>83637943
this. maybe once in a while at a certain thread/time or when/after some breaking news
>>83637943
I have. But the max character limit is 2000, and doing an entire days worth of reports would take multiple posts. It'd just be annoying then.
>>83637916
Yeah I'm not leaving. I'll still be here, sans the recaps.
>>83637905
If I'm not mistaken, wasn't there someone last thread who tried to do one?
>>83637972
Does this look like the face of someone who is uncertain
Why are we so slow!
>>83637900
Please leave underage from Reddit
>>83638033
That looks like someone taking it up the ass without lube.
>>83638032
Then just reduce it down to the most interesting things.
However, I really don't think people would mind if you split it up into two posts.
>>83638032
Just pick the best stories, or the ones that stick out. Once a week? Random?
It'll be way easier that way, I think. More material means you can be picky and only write about what you can put your humorous spin on especially well
>>83637739you keep doing my thing man. But this time, for LLNK, I'll just help you out
>>83638045
The cold hand of death upon our collective shoulder has brought these threads to a crawl.
>>83638064
There's someone who minds everything around here, Anon.
>>83638058
It looks like someone who is GIVING IT up the ass without lube.
>>83638092
True, but you can't let a vocal minority dictate something.
My wife.
>>83638033
Uncertain in the sense that she doesn't know what's going to happen.
>>83637900
draws key scenes for the koreans to animate, also does some dialogue writing
>>83638064
>>83637943
>>83638081
That could work.
I'll let a couple threads go by and write down the juicy stuff.
>>83638138
Thank you based LLNK.
>>83638085
>you keep doing my thing man
Why are anons getting possessive of their forced memes nowadays? I love it when something I do catches on with other anons.
>>83638138
Just flick through and look out for things with a million replies. That's where the gold is.
>>83638138
Yesss
A surprise treat
>>83638124
She's a slut.
>>83638138
yeah even just doing the stories from the previous thread would work if you don't want to read through 1000 to 2000 posts
>>83638138
Would you make atumblror other blog for us foreigners that are likely to miss your posts on 4chan?
>>83638179
Don't talk about her like that.
>You will never play baseball with Bob
Jasper is a beautiful gem and I want to cook with her.
>>83638211
>You will never "play" "baseball" with "Bob"
>>83637373
Cutest devil ever.
>>83637399
>Has superhuman strength and durability
>Can shapeshift
>Ages facultatively
>Can fly (well, hover)
>Can physically merge with another person into a being with geometrically greater abilities
>Has saliva that can heal injuries and physical imperfections
"Oh yeah, and I am ambidextrous!"
>>83638246
But whose ass is the bat going into?
>>83638032
I didn't see anyone that tried to do one. I just scrolled through the archived thread. One guy said you were shite or something, though. And someone said they liked me. That's about it.
>>83638224
Ruby is more useful in the kitchen. Jasper's hamhands aren't suited for such fine tasks, she'll pinch a two tablespoons of salt when you want a teaspoon
>>83638246
>Lapis likes just getting the shit wailed out of her with a baseball bat
>>83637320
Peridots are cute too
>>83638247
He also can create plant armies to fight for him and has an impenetrable shield.
>>83637466
For once, it's true.
>>83638008
...I think I'm in love.
>>83638246
I wish that was my "bat".
>>83638316
Don't use shit in the context of a butt
>>83638246
Let the bobposting begin
>>83638246
I'd rather play basketball with Rose.
>>83638246
>>83638211
>I'd let her hit a home run in my ass
>>83638306
That may be true, but Ruby would burn the food and could not handle the stress of the kitchen.
>>83638224
>Carnelian (Steven+Jasper) fusion voiced by Gordon Ramsey.
>One of the moves they use is bouncing off EVERY possible surface in an arena using aself bubble propelled by Jasper's acceleration.
>Also they can collapse the bubble and merge it with Jaspers helmet to form a full suit of plate armor.
You have noidea how happy this would make me.
>>83638349
>>83638340
>...I think I'm in love.
Boy howdy are you not alone anon.
>>83638285
Unless you can hydrokinesis some chains to hold her down, it's not going to be Bob's.
>>83638246
>Handprints on her ass
>>83638224
>>83638349
>>83638373
>>83638366
>Carnelian is capable of healing corrupted gems by verbally abusing them until they return to normal.
>>83638306
>>83638381
Greg won the fucking universal lottery when he followed his heart
>>83638424
Basically, what I'm seeing is Fusion with similar abilities to Cannonbolt and a personality like Rath.
There go my sides.
>>83638412
Reminder that Gordon is generally kind and helpful and only gets angry at people who should know better.
Also, reminder that American Kitchen Nightmares is infinitely inferior to the UK version.
>>83638490
...DAMMIT RIVET!
>>83638306
>>83638412
>>83638439
More cooking gems please
>>83638490
Just call me "Lapisfag".
>>83638490
>>83638490
I want /trash/ to leave.
>>83638488
He's really patient with kids and rookies. He has no chill when it comes to adults who think they know better.
>>83638490
if you keep doing this I'll need more dededes
>>83638516
>All my friends are here
>And Pearl is here too
>>83637320
>>83638516
Is this a parody of something?It's not the Moltres thing, is it?
>>83638512
Non, c'est moi, his secretary.
>>83638490
FUCKING
DELETE THIIIIIIIIIIS
STEVEN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
DELETE
THIS
>>83638488
His cooking videos on youtube are pretty good as well.
>>83638592
not even a little sexual?
>what about some curvy gems
>>83637449
Damn LLNK you're posts are amazing
>>83638584
It's reference to a fakeponycomic.Always remember not to trust Zebras.
>>83638623
Read through the thread before posting, fag
So who has the better feet? Lapis or Pearl?
>>83638138
Well Boss, if you're not leaving, then neither am I. Though, I'll probably make Waether Updates less frequent.
>>83638652
Pearl probably has ballerina feet or something, so Lapis.
>>83638652
Lapis obviously
>>83638652
Sapphire.
>>83638490
G-go on...
>>83638124
LAPIS IS NOT LEWD
So is there any new news on SU, or are you guys just waifu posting?
>>83638631
Incorrect.It was not fake. I don't know if it was officially licensed, but I'm fairly certain it was printed.
>>83638706
Pearl 2K16: The Show
>>83638706
Read the thread, newb.
>>83638693
Whatever you say anon.
>>83638564
Vous are going to run out of Dededes.
>>83638760
mother fucker i just made 2 more try me
>>83638747
Not new, I've been here since the pilot was shown. I'm just bored of sifting through people posting shit like "this is a blue gem" or that fucking Lapis image with the coffee and some shitty music lyrics.
I just miss when these threads had at least an ounce of discussion.
>>83638730
Nah, it was made to look printed, but I'm pretty sure it's fake. It's too perfectly wrong and surreal. Thepink Celestiathing was a meme before too. Besides I don't think they would license anything with thatZebraline, especially in Germany, where it was alleged to have come from.
When will see them again?
>>83638775
Fight me,manchot.
>>83638747
If you've been here that long, you know discussion never happens until after the image limit is hit.
>>83638875
What kind of stupid question is that
>>83638675
>>83638676
Just wish there were more porn involving their feet
>>83638652
Pearl duh
And pearls are more special, she's not always flaunting them like that slut lazuli
>>83638838
Rather than complain about people "Funposting" why not instead start a discussion? Bitching about something isn't all that helpful either Anon
Let's play continue the greentext!
>it's been four days since Stevens gem was shattered
>Pearl has been cleaning the temple house since they came back with his shards
>Pearl has rewashed all of Stevens clothes and refolded them countless times
>she holds Stevens shirt and examines it for anything she could clean before her vision blurs and her shoulders slump
>she wishes she had never been free'd from homeworld for the first time since she broke free of homeworlds caste system
>>83638775
>>83638880
Game over sons.
Jasper's hair color doesn't make sense.
>>83637839
It is a shame that the bindings, I mean, the plastic packaging for the toy is so stubborn that it takes months to open.
>>83638330
Who has the greentext where Anon sexually abuses the new Peridots?
>>83638900
When will we see them again?
>>83638875
When we get Turquoise.
>>83638935
>learn to cope with the loss of another loved one
>move on in life
happy now?
when do we get a fight with Stevonnie?
>>83638984
Peridots are for hug anon
>>83638990
>theyre fused the next time we see them
BAD WRITING
But it would be funny.
>>83638946
What's wrong with white-grayish hair?
>>83638880
>>83639007
*learn to cope with losing the same loved one again
>>83638939Zut.
Things you noticed when rewatching SU
>in season 1, right after Steven heals Lapis' gem, that is when he calls her Bob
>>83638488
>Also, reminder that American Kitchen Nightmares is infinitely inferior to the UK version.
Take that back.
>>83639061
Steven and Rose were and are different people.
>>83639019
whatever you say, anon
>>83639083
Wew lad
>>83639083
Die
>>83639046
Surely vous jestin'.
>>83639093
Noooooooooo!...*coughmorecough*
>>83638517
Is it just me or is afternoon /sug/ the shittiest?
>>83639083
A-are you retarded
>>83639132
somebody get this hothead out of here
>>83639143
Good ol fashion USA shitposting.
>>83639108
ILL KICK THAT FANFICTION TO THA CURB
>>83639174
Why is Sapphire so angry all the time
>>83638693
Bob is
>>83639167
wow this is like some early season 1 shit
>>83639242
>>83639031
It's a little too unlike her gemstone origin
>>83639086
It's true, though. The UK version focuses more on the actual food and restaurant and not the drama surrounding the owners or Ramsay's outbursts.
That said, it's still fun to watch, though they do go overboard with the drama sometimes. It's still not as bad as Bar Rescue, which was already a Kitchen Nightmares knockoff when it started but at least showcased Jon Taffer's bar knowledge and made interesting points about the bar industry. It deviated from that a long time ago and now it's just an hour of screaming for the sake of screaming and bar owners/staff who are clearly acting and suck at it.
Post something more true that pic related
Protip: you can't
>>83639167
It's not the message that makes me groan.
It's the villain. I mean, you know this isn't DBZ right? There's no ki attacks. Why does he look like that and not some weird gem monster?
The guy is obviously not supposed to be the focus of the comic, not some OC fanwank insert, so why isn't he a generic villain like we've seen in previous episodes?
>>83639086
>Here's a failing business, I'll help it get out of the rut it's in and make it profitable. Sometimes I'll have to put an arrogant cockwomble back in their place, but they're better off for it.
versus
>ALL DRAMA ALL SCREAMING ALL DRAMATIC MUSIC ALL REACTION SHOTS ALL THE TIME
Yeah, nah.
>>83638206
Maybe, if the Eurofags don't want to miss out.
>>83639242
I'm a total asswoman and I feel at least just a little squicked out by this. Why is her butt just two giant circles, and how are her shorts stretching like that despite obviously being either khaki or denim? I can't into this unreality.
>>83639303
>>83639303
Easy. Pic Related.
>>83639305
>caring this much
>>83639310
This eurofag certainly doesn't. And this eurofag also has an early morning tomorrow.
Goodnight. Stay comfy, my friends
>>83639083
i can't believe the number of people that didn't realize this immediately. are they just the ones who watched the episodes as they came out and forgot because it was so long ago?
>>83639303
>>83639346
Doesn't matter Lapis, you're feet are sex.
>>83639348
>>83639348
She ruined that beautiful picture of Pearl in the kitchen!
She also fucking attacked the temple and all the gems...
>>83639348
Didn't centipeetle try to kill the gems?
I still like centipeetle though.
>>83639406
>(
>Ctrl+F
>"Ship"
>0 of 0
Let's fix that.
Post best ship.
>>83639346
Thats ok lapis
now pls sexual my ass with your water cock
>>83639367
C'est Rivet's fanfiction!
>>83639348
She almost maimed Stevens beautiful face with acid and nearly killed the others gems a few times, damaged the whole house wrecking it
And the seagulls
>>83639428
>>83639428
>Post best ship.
>>83639378
> he doesnt know about the jailbreak fags who barely watched the sho before LESBIANS showed up
>>83639296
>It deviated from that a long time ago and now it's just an hour of screaming for the sake of screaming and bar owners/staff who are clearly acting and suck at it.
Even then I still watched it because it was still entertaining. The point where I officially dropped the show was when he had one of those Back to the Bar episodes that checks back on past rescues, and instead of just doing a host session while he sent people back to the bars, he had an audience there to laugh at all his jokes and he paraded past bar owners in front of them just to mock them again in front of a crowd of jeering sycophants. Taffer went from being a guy who was a harsh and aggressive but was still trying to help to just being an outright bully for no reason.
>>83639143
This is American /sug/, Euro /sug/ is much better.
>>83639428
Myself and Pearl :^)
>>83638008
>>83638381
I want to impregnate Rose Quartz!
>>83639346
I even like how after Steven healed her gem she didn't provide a safe way for him to get back down.
>>83639449
>>83639421
She looks like the tall ghost from that one Sonic the Hedgehog animated short, "Sonic: Night of the Werehog".C'est mignonne.
>>83639428
>>83639428
k
This is Peridot
>>83638337
And that!
>>83638447
Cutting off the body's head
Drinking from its severed necks
As I rip the corpse in half
Human shit for nourishment
>>83639428
>>83639488
>>83639488
To late
>>83639484
>Self insert ships
That'syour deal, anon.
And I willnotjudge youtoo hard
>>83639459
I only rewatched the show a couple times and even i could remember Bob was a reference to Ocean Gem.
>>83639506
Nah that's just some moe bullshit
>>83639520
And so he did, with his dick.
>>83639215
>>83639421
Best Peedle
>>83638675
>Pearl probably has ballerina feet
You forget how strong they are - they are featherlight proportionally to their strength.
Pearl has perfect feet.
>>83639529
Ah thanks mate
>>83639448
Has someone made an edit of this yet?
>>83639448
>>83639516
Shit ship but I'm just biased against Lapis.
Why do I hate the water witch, /co/-/sug/
I want to love her but I can't look at her without feeling a burning desire to step on her face.
>>83639560
Dear god, these might actually be the toes that get me into that fetish.
>>83639594
Right?
>>83639506
>>83639506
And this is Patrick
steven floats in the usa when
>>83639573
yeah they drew it and did a pretty good job, didn't save it though
Best Pearl?
Best Pearl.
>>83639619
hello patrick
>>83639578
There's probably some deeper reason for it. Does she remind you of yourself?
Or do you hate her because she's popular?
>>83639619
Back together
>>83639560I don't like feetI don't understand the fetishJustfeet
>>83637972
That was probably the moment she discovered her ice powers. Remember how the first 15 or so episode how Steven struggled to discover and activate his powers, and now Steven tends to summon his bubble/shield/fusion whenever he needs to now. I know that at first his powers only activated when he or someone he cared for was in danger, but in the early episodes his powers would only seem to activate when they are an inch from death, now he can just jump straight into the middle of an attack and activate his shield just as if he mastered using his powers past the catalyst to activate it.
>>83639635
>implying this isn't the best pearl
>>83639659
I agree
