HG Thread
How is everyone today?
First for Kamina.
>>3334687
W-What?
>>3334690
Witches don't exist.
>>3334707
I want to fuck Hikigaya Hachiman.
>>3334687
Ah, that hurts.
>>3334701
I've been better.
>>3334712
They do, but they hide.
>pets the youkai
>>3334687
Ok, that wasn't too difficult... where's the next group...
>>3334687
...Oh no.
>>3334638
Then how about a shirt that says "Hi, I'm Subaru, and I'm a ghost'?
>>3334667
G-Ghouls can do that to people? Since when was this a thing?! I thought they were glorified ogres!
>>3334672
Then you leave me no choice. I'll help you with whatever it is you want while asking for nothing in return.
>>3334677
...
How about we talk about what we like and dislike? You can go first.
>>3334691
You're not married? I thought a man like you would have been tied down long ago.
>>3334687
Magic doesn't exist, you dim witted little brat.
>>3334618
A shame... An animal like yourself should be put down.
>>3334652
I can assure you you've never met anybody smarter than me...
>Shitposting kamina
>Chopper suddenly appears
Chopper is Kamina purposely acting cancerous to get the shitposting on him to blo wover.
>>3334701
>>3334707
>>3334687
>>3334701
I'm fine.
>>3334715
Same.
>>3334726
no it's bobby ace you dumb fuck
>>3334726
>>3334717
Where?
>>3334722
... If you can find a shirt that says that, then go for it I guess...
>>3334722
That's classified. Your turn.
>>3334726
Kamina doesn't have an iDevice bubba
>>3334723
I can assure you that I have. She's a kid named Betty, and she's probably ten times as smart as you are.
>>3334715
Sorry Mokou, but I'm a bit busy right now. Maybe later.
>>3334738
This wasn't in my training! C-Could someone help down?
>>3334722
In my line of work, I don't really have the time to be tied down.
>>3334726
>this needs no not be a thing
I'm on mobile because I'm a poorfag who can't afford a computer. Plus kamina doesn't have an iShit like I do
>>3334742
In their little worlds they make. The entrances can be anywhere, but magical girls can track them down.
>>3334763
nice try cuckmina
>>3334738
Nice aim, Gogo. Try aiming for a part of me that isn't fatal.
>>3334743
You really don't want me to be a ghost, do you?
>>3334749
I like playing video games, sewing, and making friends. I'm also pretty good with magic tricks.
Now, tell me what you're afraid of.
>>3334738
You first. I refuse to trust a stranger.
>>3334752
As smart as the perfect genius? Doubtful.
>>3334722
Not at all! Ghouls in my world are creatures that look like you, act like you and could be your best friend, but in reality they are disguised monsters that will eat the only thing allowing them to survive. Your flesh!
>>3334768
And what do they do there?
>>3334718
>youkai racism intensifies
>>3334774
You caught it didn't ya?
>>3334573
>started to charge turn undead
any final words? Li-
>collapses
H-Hungry..... Have not... a-ate...
>>3334774
You already know that, unfortunately.
>>3334761
You sure this isn't some excuse? Part of me wouldn't be surprised if you were really bad with women.
>>3334774
It's not that I don't want you to be a ghostie, it's just that you're simply not one...
>>3334722
I don't need any help. I am strong enough to do my own things.
>>3334717
Good to hear you're doing better.
>>3334736
Don't cry aboat it, you're not gonna die
>>3334738
Nice to know.
>>3334789
I didn't have any supplies.
I dont know why people think kamina isnt chopper. Even i can rename filenames
>>3334756
Let's not turn this into rape.
>>3334820
chopper is mokou
>>3334778
They draw unsuspecting people into their worlds and kill them. But as long as there are magical girls around, we'll stop them. >>3334803
I'm better now, but I was worse before.
>>3334820
Yeah, and everybody knows you're a retard.
>>3334789
>
>>3334786
I-I...
>Moves away.
Do you need something to eat?
>>3334786
>gives condensed milk pancakes
Beware. This may give you sugar overdose
>>3334775
She's very smart! He knows all kinds of magic. If it wasn't for her I would have kept dying over and over again!
>>3334777
...S-So who's to say you're not a ghoul trying to lower my guard so you can eat me?
>>3334785
With my head, but that wasn't the point, Throwing it at my side would have kept me alive.
>>3334787
Oh yeah, bugs...and you know what I'm afraid of too...
H-How about dreams? What do you want to accomplish in your lifetime?
>>3334792
You're making yourself a very easy target with that last comment but no, it's not an excuse.
>>3334836
WAKE ME UP
>>3334820
kys, Baron.
>>3334841
...
I won't tell you!
>>3334789
You do not expect payment for this, I assume? Good. You wouldn't have recieved any regardless...
>>3334841
She mustn't be so intelligent if she wasted it on you.
>>3334848
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>3334825
I'm busy staring at a ceiling, fuck off already.
People think I'm >thisperson but in reality, I'm actually someone you least expect.
>>3334838
Y-Yes please.
>>3334840
Goddess can't get sugar overdose!
>>3334857
kys kamina
>>3334857
It's a probability...we shall see.
>>3334871
Hikki x Mokou?
Squid Girl, what the fuck
>>3334841
Because I'm in charge ot exterminating ghoul threats in this area. My name is Haise Sasaki and as your reliable ghoul investigator you can trust me!
>>3334834
Who'd fall for thatß
>>3334857
The good ole days.
>>3334797
This is some sort of racism, isn't it? I hope this isn't going to ruin our perfect friendship, Ghost-tan.
>>3334802
One day you'll need my help, and I'll be right there to help you. It's what friends do.
>>3334845
It's just an inquiry. Like I said, it's entirely possible. I could have helped you if that was the case.
>>3334862
Just tell me. I'm not going to laugh at you for wanting something.
>>3334865
Well, the thing is, I kind of forced her into it...
Nope. I just can't.
I must get my sleep.
I cannot think any further.
Sorry. Time to leave.
Aqua/Ross
>>3334872
Cirno?
>>3334884
I'd suggest a medium duke, for starters~
>>3334884
Why do you browse those threads, anon? You looking for some fun? :^)
>>3334872
You're fucking Bobby Ace now fuck off
>>3334873
You can eat the pancakes as much as you want then. But if you start touching sound and smell colors don't cry to me
>>3334857
>>3334874
Not him, m8.
I'm the faggot with the green, pointy hat.
>>3334841
Everybody's a critic
>>3334873
I don't suppose you have any eris on you... do you?
>>3334886
It's magic, so a lot of people actually.
>>3334898
...
Fine. If you survive longer than me in the next game, I'll show it to you.
>>3334898
It's not, but thank you nonetheless.
>>3334885
This sounds like something a ghoul would try to say to get me to lower my guard.
>he takes out his phone and dials 9-1-1
Hello, police? I've found a guy that's trying to eat me. Please send help.
>>3334926
O-oh. I'd never.
>>3334884
>I don't even have that picture.
>>3334884
Why are you looking at a dragon dildo forum?
>>3334915
I've got my eye on the sky too.
>>3334928
Time to rig next game
>>3334898
Hm...is that so? Maybe all hope is not, in fact, lost...
>>3334915
The diversion worked? Excellent, one down...
>>3334901
Nope, not a 2hu
>>3334910
nada
>>3334950
>>3334954
>nada
ok buddy
>>3334898
it's not racism... and I wouldn't say our friendship is perfect exactly...
>>3334832
#exposed
>>3334916
Of course I'm going to be a critic when my life's on the line! You'd do the same damn thing if you were me!
>>3334928
As difficult as ever...fine, I'll accept your challenge. You better be ready to show me your goodies, Sarah-tan!
>>3334931
If you ever need help with anything, and I mean ANYTHING, you ca rely on me to do a mediocre job!
Asuka R. Kreuz.
>>3334938
There isn't much you could do about it, but that's why I'm here.
>>3334965
literally who
>>3334970
>he smiles
I'll keep that in mind.
>>3334981
Please put the spear down. There's no need fo-
Who the fuck was Bobby Ace anyway?
>>3334970
Don't worry. I only made up this deal because there is no way that a useless shut-in like you could stand a chance against me. I will make sure to eliminate you instantly to make it less embarassing for you.
>>3334997
A 14 year old who made some autistic OC
>>3334981
Coward, finish the job... You've come this far to hesitate? Do it!
>>3334951
You changed your mentality pretty quickly. it's not that hard to get someone to do something for you when you use blackmail.
>>3334964
Why isn't it perfect? It's just two guys who can't die hanging out and having fun, right?
>>3334997
An OC ava that was complete cancer. Maybe even more so than Baron.
>>3334971
>Shh. It's a secret.
>>3334936
>Snatches the phone
>Crushes the phone with little effort.
Please understand that I work for the government and any attempt to contact local authorities will be useless, i'm above the law.
>>3335000
She has point
>>3334940
I know, I'm having fun.
>>3334946
>Forum
>>3334904
Honestly? No clue. Curiosity? Plus stuff like this
>>3334994
Thanks
>>3335000
You're pretty.
>>3335024
>touches sexually
>>3335024
>kills
>>3334996
Then it sounds like we've finally found a middle ground. I'm glad we could have this talk.
>>3335000
Did you already forget that I took you down with one good slam? I remember how shocked you were over it.
>>3335024
>rapes
Chopper is the autist who used that other One Piece character and kept making new threads with stupid names. People told him he is boring as fuck and fucked off, now he picked up another ava to be OOC cancer with.
>>3335024
>stabs
>>3334946
>forum
it's called a sub
>>3335041
Oh shit I forgot about that
>>3335030
more like
touhouches
:^)
>>3335029
What about me? Am I pretty, Anonymous-kun?
>>3335035
>>3335040
D-don't.
>>3335036
Right. Be seeing you.
>>3335016
H-Hey, I needed that phone for my daily pizza orders! You've just sealed my fate, man!
>>3335010
It would have already been this way if you had opened by informing me that you forced them. Had they willingly wasted it on you, it would've stood that I disapprove of them.
>>3335023
Why should I attend?
>>3335030
>>3335035
>>3335040
>>3335047
<blocks
<counters
>>3335053
11/9 would fug
>>3335017
Nobody asked you.
>>3335029
...
What do you get out of repeating that daily?
>>3335036
>picks up Subaru and slams him on the ground
Don't expect that to happen ever again. I made a mistake, but now I'll seriously murder you.
>>3335010
i just wouldn't use perfect so loosely, nothing is ever perfect
>>3335063
>dies
>>3335063
>kills again
>>3335041
>jozu
I saw him when I was lurking, but no.
Think back to last year, oldfags. I'm someone who left quietly.
>>3335057
Oh that can be easily fixed!
>Sasak hands you another cellphone with the CCh logo on it
You may use his to keep on contact with all your friends and order all the junk food you may want!
>>3335066
Do not touch me... We will not speak of this, do you understand?
>>3335091
Monkey D Luffy?
>>3335059
Oh, they never wanted to. They act just like you, but with a little elbow grease and knowing the enemy, anything's possible!
>>3335071
Th-that actually hurt a lot, Sarah-tan. I think you just broke my back...
>>3335072
Hey now little buddy, you're perfect!
>he pats your spiky ghost hair
Never let anyone tell you otherwise!
>>3335108
... Errmm...
>gets patted
heheheheh whatever you say
>>3335108
You will sleep it out, or not and it will make you lose the next game. I don't care.
>>3335105
I'm not luffy. If I was, I would've been him instead of chopper.
>another hint, vidya games
>>3335118
The croc guy?
>>3335118
Fuck off bobby ace
>>3335118
Original Hazamafag?
>>3335108
Do you intend to attempt the same with me? You're welcome to try, incompetent one.
>>3335112
Force is an interesting way to put it... One had to die for the other to live.
>>3335091
>same kind of cancer
>same kind of attentionwhoring
>same kind of thread making
It's obvious that you're the same cancer, cancer.
>Watch the new watch dogs trailer
>Alright kid's pretty edgy, the memes would inevitably be shit, and pol is going to go apeshit over this, but seems alright.
>on the other hand, some punk ass ghetto power crazed hipster fits the theme perfectly
>look up v/
>find at least three threads going ballistic at the idea of a literal "Didnu nothin", complaining about how "Black hackers isnt accurate" "WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIET"
never fucking change v/
>>3335130
Winner next slide.
>>3335063
>it was a hologram
>>3335099
I don't have friends. The only contacts I had were my parents and the pizza guy, but thanks for the new phone! I'll make sure to take good care of it from now on.
Oh, and my name's Subaru, in case you didn't know.
>>3335115
That's right, whatever I say's the truth, and you're a pretty cool ghost if I do say so myself. The fact that you're not constantly haunting people proves it.
>>3335116
Like hell it would make me lose the next game. I'm interested in what you have to show me, so I'm definitely going to win our bet.
>>3335135
I would, but I don't know the first thing about you, other than the fact you have long greasy hair and ominous red eyes. How about you tell me your name>
>>3335124
Also: Parsee is there, probably some other HGfags are there
Uta is at the waifufags along with Cirno
Shorty is on /a/
And last for not least: Nobody cares.
>>3335153
Congrats!
>>3335126
No idea who that is.
>>3335130
Nope. He's okay though.
>>3335131
I wish
>>3335133
No steel, King.
>>3335063
>Am I shit if I can't beat ImperishableN on Normal Mode ?
>>3335162
Yeah, I was informing Gengar of where Luffy was if they cared. I'm not making a deal out of it.
>>3335144
How dare they give my spotlight to a fucking Gorilla.
>>3335162
>Cirno is at waifu fags
Citation needed
>>3335160
>those bedroom eyes
I want to fuck Kaguya while she snorts cocaine.
>>3335160
>Kaguya doing coke
kek, thanks for making my day
>>3335165
Congrats! Thanks for hosting link!
>>3335165
Good job, Tomo.
>>3335176
>hacks you
>>3335186
I knew you were retarded but pham
>>3335177
Citing from anon 2-3 days ago.
Desustorage desu.
>>3335189
Thanks for playing!
I'll be back later to host for y'all. Peace out.
>>3335189
You second win already? I'm kind of jealous. Congratulations, Tomo-tan!
Thanks for hosting for us, host.
>>3335195
>counter hacks your hack
>you like this
Pfffft, easy.
>>3335161
Well... I guess that depends on what you deem as haunting
>>3335197
But he's not wrong.
>>3335204
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3335130
These tributes are not deserving of my presence, so I shall sleep until I am well rested.
>>3335153
Ah, it would appear I have been...disqualified.
>>3335161
I am Izuru Kamukura, the Ultimate Hope. It is common for the smallfolk to not know their superiors, I suppose...
>>3335165
Unable to fufil your own purpose...disgraceful. I guess you've earned appreciation for this show, host.
>>3335176
Nah you'l still get a cameo m8, different city needs a different protag. Probably be worshipped as some hack god or Shepard or something.
>>3335189
Congratulations Tomo!
I just got here but thanks for hosting and keeping these guys entertained!
>>3335172
>I did it on my first try on normal but I had already played all of both EoSD and PCB
>>3335160
It's almost like fighting the real thing!
>>3335161
Nice to emet you Subaru! How come such a friendly guy like you has no friends at all? I find it hard to believe.
>>3335204
Thank you for hosting!
>>3335172
Yes.
>>3335212
>implying you can hack for shit
you're a shitty script kiddie
>>3335198
I highly doubt Cirno would be a /b/ waifufag.
Just taking something an anon says without proof is pretty stupid.
Waifufags probably have a Cirnofag, but Cirno as a character is like the one of the best known characters. It's probably not the HG Cirno
>>3334988
Protect me then, okay?
>>3335247
I cited another anon, anon. I don't care about facts, I just spread what I heard, even if it's a lie.
>>3335214
Terrifying, almost too realistic nightmares that keep you awake all night and make it impossible for you to sleep for days on end.
>>3335225
You're the ultimate hope? I guess that's something. Do you know Koizumi-tan? She's the ultimate photographer, if I remember correctly.
>>3335237
It's not as easy as you think it is. I'm a failure when it comes to most things in life, and that includes making friends back where I come from.
>>3335251
You and everyone else.
>>3335170
Jubei? Cody? Painwheel?
>>3335241
Get a load of this plebeian thinking he knows shit. You don't. I'm hack god. I can hack EVERYTHING
>>3335226
Its bullshit. An ape, a sandape, and a liberal think they can just steal MY spotlight?
You know what? Fuck it. Some of you are alright, don't go to Ubisoft's website tomorrow
>>3335259
>>3335259
>>3335161
Impossible.
>>3335259
>all this autism in one post
Hi bolin.
>>3335281
hack this plank of wood, bitch
>bonks with plank of wood
>>3335276
>jubei
Nope.
>Cody
I'm not THAT bad, come on.
>painwheel
Not her.
>>3335261
... yeeaaa totally have never done that before....
>>3335283
Nothing's impossible if you believe in yourself! I'll prove that to you when the next game shows up! I'll kick ass and chew some kind of food!
>>3335295
Fuck off bobby ace
>>3335261
The photo girl? Unfortunately. To be cursed with such a useless talent... It truly is a pitiful existance. I suppose it is better than none at all, if only by a little...
>if you're an anon, nobody knows hoo you are
>>3335302
That means I just have to remove your legs and teeth. Easy task.
>>3335295
I give up.
>>3335289
Ah, jeez. A-A wooden plank? I-I don't think I can ha-
>hacks the plank to bonk you instead
HA JUST KIDDING
>>3335309
I do.
Alright people
Post Crazy HG Theories
It puts the (You)s in the basket or else it gets the hose again.
>>3335332
>memesoon lives
>>3335325
>hacked a wooden plank
>yep, another avafag I'm never going to take seriously
>>3335334
U-Ultron?
>>3335301
Then we've got nothing to worry about! You're a good man through and through, ghost-tan!
>>3335305
It's not useless at all! It's something she likes doing, and it's something that can make her money, so it's not useless as all!
Trust me, I would know what being useless is, and she's definitely not that.
>>3335322
I'll win even with the odds stacked against me. You're a goner, Sarah-tan. You made a bet you can't come back from.
>>3335332
Sol works for Square Enix or some shit and is slowly but surely making an RPG based on HG that will be commercially released.
>>3335334
(You)
>>3335259
>>3335353
>implying that's possible with all those copyright protected characters
>>3335346
well, at least I am towards friends...
>>3335341
>inplying he was a serious avatar
>inplying not everyone is memeing when it comes to greentext meme arrow actions
>>3335341
>taking arrr pee-ers seriously
pffffffffffffffffff
>>3335360
Is there something you should tell me about the stuff you've done in the pass...?
>>3335373
>hacks your arrrpeeee
>>3335325
OW FUCK MY HEAD YOU FUCK
>>3335346
Okay. What happens if I win? I think there should be a prize for me too.
...
Even if it's obvious that I will win.
>>3335359
>implying he won't copy/paste personalities onto OC's and explain which one is which person.
It's business m8.
>>3335346
She herself knows how useless she is. I do not need to speak on her behalf. Compared to some of the talents out there, hers is but a speck of dust on the shoes of a peasant.
>>3335379
like, what specifically?
I've been brutal to people before...
>>3335383
I'll stop coming around here.
>>3335381
N-No. P-Please. Its the only thing I have left...
>>3335382
HAHAHAHAHA GET HACKED, YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>3335402
...
No.
>>3335354
Are you A Rock?
Mind sparing a wee little old man a (You). Thanks.
>>3335263
Thaaanks! I will be back after studying, I think!
>>3335426
is that rickety cricket
>>3335390
Uh, what in your opinion counts as a useful talent?
>>3335395
Y-Yeah, just how brutal are we talking here?
>>3335419
Um...I'll stop chasing after you relentlessly?
>>3335426
>>3335426
>>3335426
>>3335426
>>3335426
>gives the man a 5 (you)'s
Don't spend it on weed.
Who here remembers the BOULDER? He was here for two days and left while we were on /b/.
>>3335426
Use it to buy the doggo some food.
>>3335440
No. I need both of those things. O-Of course only so you will properly work as a meat shield!
>>3335441
The hell if I know a guy name boulder. Post picture of him.
Is he the guy with the gigantic neck?
>>3335440
Something which is actually interesting, for one. Following this, something that can contribute to society. Photography is neither.
>>3335466
Seriously?
>>3335466
kek. fucking retard.
>>3335466
wew
>Knocks on door.
>>3335464
Well damn Sarah, I don't know what else to give up if I lose!
>>3335478
But photography is interesting! Have you even seen any of the pictures she has taken? They're really good! Heck, I still keep the one she took of me in my wallet because it was so nice.
>>3335466
Sayaka-chan...
>>3335492
>Bolts door
No solicitors, ese
>>3335389
Come in~!
>>3335440
... Uhh... like what would you call brutal?
>>3335492
>passes through door, and knocks on it with you
>>3335259
Congratulations you are literally Buzzfeed.com the anon
>>3335496
You would give away those thing so easily for my secret? You don't even value those?
>>3335502
>Keeps knocking.
>>3335508
Chi!
>>3335281
>Liberal
judging by your playerbase Marcus will somehow be right wing and a faggot.
>>3335496
In a sense, I have...
>>3335518
What part of no Solicitors don't you understand?
