The klopp hg thread
>>3333460
Do YOU wanna go you communist bastard?
>>3333438 (Subaru)
I've no idea who you are!
>>3333456 (Klopp)
...
Rate what about him?
>>3333428 (Hinata)
Now you're just being too kind. My name is far from pretty, maybe it's kinda bland compared to one like yours.
>>3333483 (Hajime?)
You can't know that without trying, so Im not sure if I want one!
>>3333486 (Sliver)
Judging others too easily is a horrible thing to do! Well, not horrible but not the kindest thing!
>>3333517
But is not Christmas yet
>>3333507
>a dead redhead
>Хaхa
>>3333511
You wanted to end it so... nevermind.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3333497(Ross)
I know, I know. I'm the worst, Rossy-rin.
>>3333543
Ready when you are
>>3333511
What is this "special skill?"
Hello everyone, how yall doin'?
>>3333498
I'm not interested.
>>3333510
>It's no problem at all.
>>3333447
>Ace Combat was the shit.
>>3333458
I guess that's true... but I don't think that should be your reason for making friends...
>>3333460
How have you been doing?
>>3333464
Thank you sir... Uhm... I don't think I've ever learned your name... though I have seen you here before...
>>3333485
I-I'm guessing that didn't explain much?
>>3333507
>yep, give me a sec...
>>3333517
Is he cute?
>>3333511
I do not. I've never even met one before.
>>3333556
And by the way, what did you say when I transmog again?
Moshi moshi shitpost desu
>>3333574
I am Jurgen Klopp, but you can call me Klopp
>>3333559
I'm always ready
>>3333507
>Yet
How am I even here?
>>3333546
>he takes out a permanent market
So which body part do you want me to sign first?
>>3333549
Nope! I have no need to end a happy life, you know?
>>3333576
>>3333546
>linking
>>3333573
Okay, I'm... AT LEAST 15.
>>3333585
Shitposters, your final test is ready.
As well as the usual bait, I will be sending field operative Hoshi after you.
Last one to get assblasted, lives.
>>3333597
B-Body part?
>>3333576
>>3333601
I guess he's kinda cute, but why does that matter?
>>3333597
Whatever.
>>3333592
>Throws punch
>>3333549
:3
>hugs the soviet.
>>3333574
Take your time.
>>3333596
Because uh...time travel! Yeah that's totaly possible in here, Bolt.
>>3333574
Of course it's not my only reason. Just one incentive.
>>3333620
Couldn't you find an easier test?
>>3333635
My would my younger mother's self come to the future?...Where the fuck is my mom then!?
>>3333546
I see no reason why I should stoop so low...
>>3333511
Smiling is...boring. It serves no purpose.
>>3333622
He is best thing we have right now, now how about this one?
>>3333546
Yes.
>>3333566
That's a secret. If you found out by me telling you, you, we'd both die.
>>3333570
I'm doing absolutely wonderful! How about yourself, sir?
>>3333577
Yes you do! You're small, and your face looks really young. If I didn't know any better I'd think you still lived at home with your parents.
>>3333583
When Sarah-tan is here, but it looks like you've already missed it.
>>3333632
FUCK..MY VISER
>punches back
>>3333635
>hugs back tightly
I miss you so much
I'm back
>>3333665
>points to the ocean
I live out there.
>>3333333
who got it
>>3333622
Hm, which body part? The forehead? The belly? Maybe the thigh? Name it and I'll autograph it!
>>3333654
It serves more purpose than you'd know. Give it a try and you'll find you're more approachable this way!
>>3333614
You may be older than me then. I'm only 14.
>>3333665
Why should I do it when she's here?
>>3333673
>ushanka flies into jet engine
That was gift too.
>kicks to your leg
>>3333590
Ok, Klopp... My name is Hinata Hyuga... it's nice to meet you...
>>3333546
I-I don't think so... Koromi is nice to say, and Hinako sounds kind of like my name...
>>3333636
I-I see... I just like talking to people that are nice... they can help me in the arena if they would like...
>>3333635
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/HiddenRealm/
>>3333696
MODS MODS MODS
>>3333684
Welcome back, dicksucking fuckface.
>>3333696
I AM!
But why?
>>3333614
>>3333696
MODS MODS MODS
>>3333696
Sayaka-chan you should say that it's IC... Else you might get banhammered...
>>3333654
Y-You can't say that without trying it out! It's not that low!
>>3333658
He's cute too, I think. I'm not sure why that matters at being the best.
>>3333659
I'm happy that we could have this talk! Now I feel like finally fixing up everything with my little brat sister!
>>3333695
N-Nowhere! I don't want you t-to just touch my body like that!
>>3333695
Nuclear Weapons on stand by
>>3333696
Rip
>>3333665
Great, great. You do track and field? That's what it seems like, from the looks of it.
>>3333684
...
>>3333688
Does your hat keep you afloat, or are you good at swimming for a long period of time?
Again, this is really hard for me to believe for some reason. You look nothing like Ten-tan, so I figure you're lying about being a cruiser.
>>3333696
>inb4 some malicious somebody reports these two posts
let's get aikawa b& bois
>>3333709
Just curious.
>>3333721
>Of course it's in character.
>>3333701
>Engine ignites
SHIT
>tries kicking you down
>>3333736
drink bleach
>>3333702
>Gotcha senpai.
>>3333651
You're to young to handle the truth! Now let me be dead.
>disapears.
>>3333682
I don't miss me as much, oh well... time to banish!
>pats helmet
I'm always wacthing!
>banishes.
>>3333736
I reported both. I didn't think anyone would be as stupid as Boling, but there's a lot of room I guess.
>>3333743
The mods don't know that Sayaka-chan...
>>3333731
Aircraft carrier! and I can handle the water just fine.
>>3333743
>Of course it's in character.
Mods don't know that, and I'm pretty sure they don't care. Enjoy your ban.
>>3333759
>They do now
>>3333695
>Sighs
I suppose I might as well humour you... How is this?
>
>>3333722
I shouldn't need to cater to those beneath me.
Someone post the picture of Bolin boasting about how mods can't do shit to him and then getting banned.
>>3333722
Do that. Blood is important.
Recommend me a good history movie to watch on Netflix.
>>3333665
Ahh, I understand. Not that it matters, I'm not the one that judges who's in.
>>3333702
Why don't I help you out? There's no such thing as too much assistance.
>>3333702
Nice to meet you Hinata! You seem like a nice young girl.
>>3333722
Alright you are good then.
>>3333697
To make her jealous, that's why!
Plus I feel like we'd get into some funny shenanigans when you're a woman. Kinda like a TV show, you know?
>>3333722
But I thought you wanted my autograph for being a famous MC?
>>3333723
Wh-what? I didn't do anything!
>>3333729
Not really. I'm a shut-in, so I don't get proper exercise. I do as much as I can though.
>>3333766
>A vacation might be nice
>>3333750
You too.
>>3333755
It's all IC, but still I'm a shitty person that enjoys doing these kind of things.
>>3333771
Yeah sure, I have it, I love humiliating myself.
>>3333736
>>3333755
>mfw
>>3333743
That means I can bully you because I'm older, right?
>>3333731
Lower your eyes
>>3333789
>bolin trying to get other's banned
When are you going to fuck off?
>>3333751
Goodbye Jedi Master
>salutes farewell
>>3333783
Better stay that way
>>3333807
I leave HG when I die or it dies, and HG dies when I die, so one of you will have to kill me first.
>>3333744
>blocks attacks but is tired and but hurt
I think we should fix jet. Don't want it explodings suddenly
>>3333765
>he pats your weird hat creature
Sure thing, Wo-tan. I'm sure you're as good as you say you are~
>>3333769
That's not a smile, but you look kind of cute for a weird looking guy!
>>3333774
So I'm in?!
I'm fresh out of lawschool and ready for my first mission, boss!
>>3333790
It means you should be more mature, but that doesn't seem to be the case.
>>3333783
Shut-in? Is that like a self-proclaimed title or something you're proud of.... or is it an excuse.
>>3333840
No no, that's not the case at all! Why would I?
>>3333849
If you're older, you should have more life experience.
Where' the game?
>>3333834
Ynow that might be a good idea but I sure as hell am not fixing it with you
>shoves out of hanger and locks door
>>3333798
Why should I?
>>3333809
I don't get what you're trying to do here, ball guy.
>>3333847
...It's whatever you want it to be. Sorry for not being as successful as you, guy.
>>3333865
But why would that make me more boring?
>poops on poster below
First 36
>>3333774
U-Uhm... I couldn't ask you to do that... I don't really know you that well...
>>3333778
O-Oh... Thank you... You seem nice as well...
>>3333835
I never said that. Where on earth did you get that idea?
>>3333889
Furry porn
>>3333889
Matsuda
>>3333889
Klopp
>>3333889
Hinata
>>3333881
>so close
>>3333835
...
Cute?
>>3333889
Usaf
>>3333889
Wo-Class
>>3333889
Lord Beerus
>>3333889
sleepy maria-chan
>>3333889
Natsuki Subaru
>>3333783
Oh no.. I knew this is what you're trying to do.
>>3333889
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3333889
Joel Matip
>>3333889
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3333873
Maturity isn't boring, it means you act like an adult.
>>3333889
Sayaka Miki
>>3333889
Tomo-chan
>>3333889
Ross
>>3333889
Izuru Kamukura
>>3333889
Gintoki
>>3333869
Eh. It doesn't matter, you're special in your own right.......!? Shut-in? You're the....
>>3333889
Baki Hanma
>>3333889
Vic Viper
>>3333924
And adults are boring.
>>3333889
The Crimson Demon
>>3333889
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3333889
Number 6
>>3333889
Wiz
>>3333889
gonzalo higuain
>>3333889
Milla the temporal mage
>>3333889
Eggman-kun
>>3333889
Dante
>>3333889
Joshua Graham
>>3333889
Suwako Moriya
>>3333889
Misato
>>3333890
I know I am.
>>3333889
The Player
>>3333889
Corrin
>>3333889
Lord Dimple
>>3333889
Haise Sasaki
>>3333889
Zombieman
>>3333893
I thought you were giving me the okay-go to help you and your organization with your information gathering. I thought I could make something of myself for once...
>>3333905
A little cute. You looked like you were at peace, which is kind of cute, you know?
>>3333915
You can't deny that this would be funny to have people get the wrong idea about us! It's like the start of a shitty comedy movie!
>>3333933
Uh...what're you surprised about?
>>3333937
Well, I guess some are.
>>3333890
I understand completely.
>>3333988
>he smiles
Looks like you'll just have to wait, Natsuki.
>>3333996
Do you want to be like an boring adult?
>>3333889
Sanya
>>3333889
>throws brick
>>3333988
I am not sure what you are trying to accomplish here, and I think I do not wish to know...
>>3333889
Sliver Queen
Check 'em
>>3333889
Yukine
>>3333868
Damn.
>fixes jet as best I can
>>3333869
Make sure place is clean
>>3333889
I leave for one minute and is late...
>>3333988
The dork!
After the roster late Overlord Laharl
>>3333997
This isn't some prank show where I fall for some stupid prank, right?
>>3334018
I'm trying to help you become a happier person, that's what. People normally grin when you tell them they're cute.
>>3334005
If I can, I'd like to be a cool lady like my best friend's mom
>>3334025
Looks fine as far as I can tell.
.
>>3333972
W-Well, good luck in the games
>>3333997
Good luck in the games then... I hope you have made enough friends, as you've said...
>>3334025
Good luck everyone!
>>3334025
Barely on time, let's go!
>>3333988
Funny, Questionable
Comedy, Questionable.
I don't like this idea mate.
>>3334025
Looks fine like a red wine.
>>3334052
What? No.
>>3334064
Good luck to you too.
>>3334025
It looks wonderful.
>>3334025
It checks out alright, host!
>>3334037
This place is as clean as it's going to get. I don't see how nuking this would make it any cleaner, by the way.
>>3334038
Oh great, it's you...
>>3334064
You too.
We begin.
>>3333988
>>3333997
>>3334052
>pops up out of the shadows
Information gathering?
>>3334025
Let us finish this fast...
>>3334052
You have a long road ahead of you.
>>3334057
>Pets head.
Good luck Sayaka-chan.
>>3334064
So how is day ninja?
>>3334086
They solve some problems. Like removing lewd things with Nuclear firw
>>3334077
You may not like it, but everyone else will!
Let's get a practice run in. Turn into a girl for a quick second.
>>3334080
You sure about that? I see a camera right over there, there, and in the flower over there.
>>3334093
Running, running...in a futile attempt to escape...
>>3334093
I-I don't need some of this stuff anyway... we don't need to be fighting right away...
>Zips into the thread in the blink of an eye
Well now..This doesn't appear to be my earth...
>>3334057
When will you be a mom?
>>3334093
I'll make due.
>>3334100
You're a little late, but thanks.
>>3334093
I know what must be done.
>>3334094
I don't remember you being a part of this conversation.
>>3334110
Ah, that's nothing. I believe it's just a surveillance camera.
>>3334086
That's all in the past. Good luck in the games.
>>3334093
Off we go again.
>>3334093
See you fools later! I'm in it to get second place this time around!
>>3334094
Well look who it is! How're you doing, ghost-tan?
>>3334099
I'm prepared for that road. I brought my binoculars.
>>3334106
You're only going to make this place more messy if you do it like that!
>>3334106
It has been good...
>>3334123
Hello old man. You left your trenches?
>>3334123
Is that fucking Jay Garrick?
>>3334130
I don't know, but I hope some day when I'm ready.
>>3334152
Not if I can vaporize it well.
>>3334153
Won any game while I was gone?
>>3334110
Like why.....
>Transmogrify
What good can come out of this...
>>3334144
I wasn't, but since when is being acknowledged a part of eavesdropping? You're not the only one here who collects information
>>3334152
I'm doing good, what have you been getitng into?
>>3334170
I want to make you a mom
>>3334144
Or are you trying to get observe me from a distance? I hope you're ready to see me at my absolute worst, which is taking a bath.
>>3334146
What? I don't get what you're saying. It can't be in the past if you just called me it.
>>3334178
You're taking extreme measures for something that's not a big deal...
>>3334170
I see...
I can't become a mom, I'm a boy.
>>3334119
>>3334093
>Snatches!
Thanks~!
>>3334178
I-I haven't... I've gotten close a few times though, and I've taken down lots of opponents...
Akane is worst girl
>>3334194
Thank you for your patronage...
>>3334182
Hello there, my beautiful and stunning girlfriend, Roseanne! I've missed you so much!
>he runs up and gives Roseanna a big kiss on the lips
As soft as ever, I see.
>>3334194
K-Keep it up Haise, these berries will become the best juice you will drink today...just a little more and...
>>3334215
>>3334163
Trenches can't hold me.
>>3334164
The one and only, but I'd prefer if you use my other name. The Flash.
>>3334215
This. Aizawa is league above her.
>>3334194
>fake Hinata dissapears and is replaced by log
>real Hinata is standing in the branches of a tree
W-What was that about!?
>>3334186
I've died at least ten times since you've last seen me. I feel like I should be giving ghost status by now.
>>3334194
Yeah, I get it. I have to get stronger and all that jazz. Can't training wait till tomorrow?
>>3334249
C-Can I get an autograph, sir?
>>3334194
H-Hey! Over here! L-Listen to me, abomination!
>>3334210
Is the Kalashnikov I gave you doing well for you?
>>3334193
I have taught you Cold War politics now. Both Soviets and Americans were like this. Mostly Americans
>>3334188
No, don't sexually harass me.
>>3334206
You are? Oh..Well uh, you can become a father.
>>3334186
Oh, well that's a pleasant bit of knowledge.
>>3334193
I'd rather not see that, Natsuki.
>>3334244
>>3334252
Wrong Akane
>>3334252
I-Iida?
>>3334274
Yeah, but only if I'm with a girl!
>>3334193
What's your name again?
>>3334194
Uh.... That's fucked up and funny.
>>3334291
No.
>>3334220
YOU!
>>3334286
Well if that's the case, then I guess you're right.
>>3334152
...You're a fool. But I'm sure you've been made aware of that.
>>3334194
I'm going to need food to survive, of course...
>>3334311
tru
>>3334294
One day if you wanted, you might be with one.
>>3334299
I don't know why I said that. Maybe it's this place.
>>3334249
The who are you?
>>3334265
Well, why not.
>A beeping comings from my back pocket
Uh oh! There's trouble son. I have to run off now, but i'll be back in a flash!
>Zooms off
>>3334274
>Touches your breasts
Come on. You want it too.
>>3334261
... Dieing here really doesn't count much for that... as it's mostly impossible...
>>3334275
It can be, if you plan on getting along nicely that is... maybe we can trade information sometime, I've been here for a good long while, so I've got some old info that may come back up to be useful...
>>3334269
I know that, but that doesn't mean you have to go around and threaten people with nukes.
>>3334275
You're gonna have to if you intend on spying on me like a creep!
>>3334295
Natsuki Subaru. Don't forget it this time.
And yours is Baki, right?
>>3334299
I'm not a nurse, but I think I know enough to get me back to health.
>>3334229
So you were a homosexual this whole time.
...
Huh.
>>3334286
Purge
>>3334308
E-eh?
>>3334321
If I wanted to?
>>3334326
>blasts with Saiga 12
>>3334331
But is fun and easy
>>3334325
Take care second best speedster.
>>3334299
That took me longer than expected! But since I can't eat this at all...who shall I give it to?
>>3334312
Tons of times by now! That doesn't mean jack though. If I can help other people that're just like you, then I don't see how you'd be any different!
>>3334330
Y-Yeah, but still! I think I deserve to be called a ghostie, just like you!
>>3334299
>>3334321
Y-You'd be suprised how many times people ask me to do this... I-It must be this place, I don't think many of them would do that otherwise...
>>3334339
Exactly, purge Akane.
>>3334229
>was actually a ninja wooden puppet
>was actually reading a book on top of a tree
I knew it. No more Transmog for you kiddo.
>>3334334
Sounds like you're really jealous. I don't blame you. Roseanna is really cute, isn't she?
>>3334364
You're just as insane as Ross is...
>>3334331
Yup. Baki Hanma.
>>3334299
How careless of me, damn. I'll just meditate for the night than.
>>3334326
No!
>Stabs your leg
>>3334351
Yeah, I mean, are you interested in girls? You seem like one of those..what are they called? >>3334379
Well thanks for sparing me.
>>3334380
To the gulags she goes.
>>3334387
Ross?
>>3334387
>>3334386
If you find males cute. I won't judge you.
>>3334330
Of course. Maybe we can talk about this later, Mr...?
>>3334299
The order in which we sleep will change nothing...
>>3334372
Nobody is 'just like me'. That's your first mistake in assuming so.
>>3334393
Lady Enoshima, is that you?
>>3334393
I don't know what this thing is, but I don't think it's good.
>>3334398
Sure I am. What do you mean?
Who's the host?
>>3334409
>>3334330
>fug
>>3334331
A creep? Words can really hurt, you know.
>>3334393
Come and face the deat I prepared for all of you!
>>3334403
>wink
What gulags?
>>3334372
Well... You're not a ghostie though...You'd just be called one...
>>3334409
>>3334427
Just call me Gengar, and sure
>>3334386
You didn't even follow through with the plan! You're turning this whole experience into a nightmare for the both of us!
>>3334390
Baka Handman. Got it!
>>3334403
Ross.
>>3334407
I don't find males cute, I find you cute, Sarah-tan.
>>3334342
>grabs your collar
WHY ARE YOU HERE!? WHAT HAPPEN TO THE REST?
>>3334440
WHERE'S RACHEL!?
>>3334414
One of those people that are convinced they aren't the sex they were born, so I assumed you wouldn't be into girls. Sorry.
>>3334440
W-what are you talking about!? I don't know what you're saying!!
>>3334453
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!?
>>3334431
You just tried to kiss one, that contradicts your whole point.
>>3334440
WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE!?
>>3334431
Natsuki Carbrand! It was a pleasure meeting you.
>>3334398
No problem, just do the same for me if I happen to... well, you know...
>>3334393
W-Wha... I guess a hug is better than fighting I guess...
>>3334456
Oh no, I just wear what suits me better. I don't really care about gender.
>>3334476
So there is just a little less air-resistance?
>>3334482
Being invincible is tiring.
>>3334460
SWEEEAAARRR TO MEEEE
>>3334490
Wouldn't the bullet hole create drag?
>>3334431
Good luck with your own nightmares. That was too fucking quick and you never tell me any of the plan. And besides, that was just a fancy mirror imaging that I cast.
