First 36
SAVE THE WORLD
>>3318188
No.
I'm an alien.
>>3318219
Fuck off.
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3318239
Captain Luna
>>3318239
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3318239
Aussa
>>3318224
Never talked with 'er, myself. In fact, I think she's one'a the only two residents'a the manor I've never even seen.
The Player
>>3318239
Overlord Laharl
>>3318239
Fujiwara no Mokou
Bikko
>>3318239
King Kaito
Megumin
>>3318246
Looks like I was right.
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
sleepy maria chan
Dan the Man
Vic Viper
Cerea
Butterfly
>>3318239
Kaguya Houraisan
Number 6
Tanaka the Forbidden One
Adachi
Sliver Queen
Wiz
>>3318239
Natsuki Subaru
>>3318246
Then why do you look so gross?
>>3318219(Sarah-tan)
It's not a ruse, it's an actual apology.
>>3318234(Six)
You hardly know me. All you can say is we've killed two people together.
Lord Beerus
Kuroyukihime
>>3318285
Boba Fett
Hoshi
Monkey Penny
Beowul
LEMME HEAR YOU HOWL, WULFPACK!
>>3318282
I swear they're getting bigger with every picture I see.
Eggman-kun
Koyomi Araragi
Rachnera
Unbaited Corrin
>>3318272
>>3318294
Both of you can just fuck off.
Go back to fucking in the bushes, I don't even care.
>>3318294
I'd be one of a few to actually attend.
>>3318294
Sure, I will believe that. I know you just want me to lower my defenses, so you could grope me or try something else on me, [criminal].
>>3318309
*Beowulf
>I got distracted by starting dinner
Zombieman
>>3318285
>>3318299
Apparently I'm incapable in putting in my own name... I'm losing my mind
I am suddenly reminded of my precious Littlefinger.
Love you baby.
>KK
>>3318192
...
>>3318321
Looks like you're gross on the inside as well.
>>3318328
You might be the only one to attend, actually...
>>3318330
I don't want to grope you, Sarah-tan. I want to be your friend. I want you to like me instead of trying to hurt me.
>>3318257
I've only seen her about three times myself, but I'd like to talk to her again and exchange recipe books, apparently she makes good tea...
>>3318313
Stop staring at that train wreck then
>>3318345
>image.jpg
>>3318302
Leave.
>>3318365
The default filename for legacy captchas is image.jpg.
Try it yourself.
>>3318356
>
>>3318361
Well? Did you hear me or not?
>>3318372
I CAN'T!
It's drawing my eyes in like a black hole. Please, help me!
>>3318361
>he shrugs
I'm fine with speaking to empty chairs.
Cheque
>>3318372
>sprays with water
Be nice about horse-chan, you naughty spider
>>3318363
I'd assume so, with as lazy as Patchouli used 'ta be....I don't think the normal fairy maids're any good at their jobs, there.
>>3318376
>pet
>>3318377
No.
>>3318412
>dies
>>3318395
Care to join us? Who knows, maybe you'll find murder fun!
>>3318401
Hell, I might not even be there. You'd be speaking to yourself!
>>3318406
Looks fine with me.
>>3318406
Begin!
>>3318406
Let's get it started! AWOOOOOO!
>>3318406
Ready.
>>3318406
Looks fine
>>3318407
Me be nice? Noone else is!
>>3318400
You've done this to yourself
>>3318406
I'm ready.
>>3318406
Nyuu.
>>3318406
Looks fine.
>>3318420
Your boyfriend is doing the cat lady while you're here, you should check on him.
>>3318406
Let's get this over with
>>3318406
Let's go
>>3318406
Swap me out for someone.
>>3318425
No.
>>3318441
Nice K-cups slut.
>pops silicone with a pocket knife
>>3318436
Nooo.
>>3318457
You're no fun.
>>3318423
>>3318425
Well, as long as the task is done...
>>3318395
>slowly walks away
>>3318361
Gladly I don't have time to waste on finding it out, because my father asked me to visit him.
...
I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing.
>>3318410
What do you mean she used to be lazy? I have a feeling if she's not resting she's studying and researching..
>>3318449
Laharl look after Bikko!
>>3318472
>is still dead
>>3318467
Yeeees.
>>3318476
>>3318436
>kisses tummy
>>3318460
>implying anime girls don't have disgustingly large breasts without surgery anyway
>>3318476
I finally won for once
>>3318476
Not worth it...not worth it. I am out of here.
>>3318460
W-w-w-what are you doing?!
>>3318476
I'm sure she would love the coffee at my shop.
>>3318451
I don't have a boyfriend.
>>3318493
Can't it be the snake at least? She's cute.
>>3318513
And fat
>>3318507
That's probably for the best.
>>3318476
Just like in war, I suppose.
>>3318477
There shouldn't be a task if nobody's dead. You'd just be talking to yourself, and that'd be weird.
>>3318488
Don't die on your way to your father's house. I think I'd die if you died.
>>3318487
>Returns to what she was doing.
>>3318476
>>3318494
...Man. This places does NOT want me 'ta make amends.
>>3318489
I mean when I first met 'er, she couldn't take ten steps without windin' herself.
>>3318476
Well...
>>3318527
He size to weight ratio says otherwise.
>>3318538
You make a fair point. Now, I believe I'm running late. Have a good one.
>>3318560
Fat!
>>3318538
What?
...
Whatever. You can try that trying to be friends thing in a day when I get back.
>>3318575
Cute!
>>3318586
Every decent group as a name for themselves...Suggestions? Anyone?
>>3318586
I'm sorry you have to carry me. Thank you! I'm sorry!
>>3318574
See you later, Sixty man!
>>3318590
Will do! We can talk about your father and cats and whatnot! See you later, Sarah-tan!
>>3318596
You can literally see all that fat she slithers around on
>>3318543
Oh, you don't mean lazy you mean out of shape, but I don't know about that now she apparently has to travel a distance just to get here.
>>3318586
Guys just go rest, I've got this.
>>3318586
HAHAHAHAHA! Now this is more like it!
>>3318586
Why does a kid have a weapon like that?
>>3318621
That's called a tail and I want her to coil it around me.
>>3318586
You're lucky I'm as strong as I am...!
>>3318622
She flies and has magic portals, and flyin' is a lot less intensive when you've got the power for it. From what I gathered, she got someone she met here 'ta...cure her asthma.
>>3318643
Fat I tell you. You could settle for a nice and smooth exoskeleton instead
>>3318646
Oh no!! My store!
>>3318661
>snakes
>having anything but lean muscle
Get biology'd short bus
>>3318661
If you knew the first thing about snakes, you'd know that's muscle. They require an immense amount to locomote effectively.
>>3318646
Ah, well your luck is just bad today Sarah-san...
>>3318660
W-wait really? That's great to hear, I was a little more then worried for a while there..
>>3318661
Rachnera isn't too bad, but I'm really into constriction...
>>3318646
Maybe i can one day influence the great lakes of Valla as much as my beloved can...
>>3318646
Sorry everyone.
>>3318683
A certain someone else from there told me it all goes away when she leaves th'arena, though, but that might just be her bein'...overly-concerned for 'er.
>>3318690
OH GODS WHAT IN THE HELLS IS-
>>3318690
Bring it, you demonspawn. I shall send you back where you belong!
>>3318685
Bondage=construction
>>3318690
Unfortunate
Good evening everyone.
>>3318710
No, silk isn't alive. I want to feel the body.
>>3318710
>construction
>constriction
What's up people.
>>3318717
Hey.
>>3318690
W-why me? They're the ones that made you mad!...
>>3318705
Huh, I don't know who you're referring to, but what do you mean?
>>3318735
Not as bad as the anon that thought snakes slithered using all that powerful fat. Just a typo.
This is the face of my current Waifu desu
>>3318757
>>3318752
Well she is fat and could lose a few. But I'll direct that mainly to the portly horse
>>3318730
>
>>3318757
Looks like Sans
>>3318762
Jesus Gundam. It was just a butterfly
>>3318717
Hello!
>>3318742
Hello there.
Is Link here
>>3318773
Lilo ava when?
>>3318774
>says the girl with the fattest ass in the whole series
>>3318781
This is the face of my current Waifu.
>>3318787
Well if isn't the demon kid. How's it hanging?
>>3318807
Spike is your Waifu?
>>3318762
*coughs violently
>>3318784
You are right. It deserved worse.
>>3318749
She, uh, claimed that all th'positive physical changes that happened to Patchouli sort of just...went away when she leave th'arena, that it only existed here.
>She yawns softly
>>3318820
I knew someone was gonna make that joke.
>>3318742
What's up?
>>3318717
Hello again, claw girl. Question: Are you perpetually bleeding from your claws?
>>3318774
Again, that's muscle, except for their strangely humanoid breasts. As for you, aside from the similarly odd torso, no fat or muscle! More like a hydraulic system, with inner circulation performed by sloshing your innards about. Thankfully, you have lungs to aid with this, as the oxygen levels currently present in earth's atmosphere are much to low to support the otherwise inefficient respiration you are equipped with.
>>3318808
I'm more of a Clawed girl than a demon, but whatever I'm not hanging anything.
As in I'm bored as heck.
>>3318834
Who else but me?
>>3318807
You gotta love yourself. That's healthy living
>>3318802
Have you seen her backside?
>>3318857
Sunset apparently.
>>3318858
I meant you. I'm bad at this.
>>3318860
Yes, as well as yours.
>>3318803
Winrar next slide
>>3318844
I know it's muscle, I just like to give her a hard time. And my body truly is a miracle hmm? I certainly have much more energy than her
>>3318837
Nothing much. Just relaxing, and watching people murder each other... it's the usual.
>>3318855
Alright, claw girl. Why the hell are you bored in a place ment for killing? Not getting enough blood?
>>3318837
Yep, though this isn't my blood.
>she extends her claws to the man
Wanna touch it?
>>3318865
Apparently.
>>3318885
Oh.
>>3318897
Bad luck on that death. Fourth isn't too bad.
>>3318865
We knew what you meant, we're just teasing.
>>3318893
That's one of the reasons, the other one is that in these days I feel like I can't kill anything without doublethinking about it.
>>3318891
That is an astounding fact! Web weaving spiders such as yourself are rarely the mobile sort, though there are always exceptions. Upon your eventual death, would you be so kind as to allow a dissection? This requires much more detailed examination.
>>3318897
>Apparently.
>Oh.
>>3318829
Ah, so that means Shanghai loses her body when she leaves... But does that just means Ms. Patchouli should move here.
>>3318920
O-Oh. Guess I'm just used to being an incoherent mess at this sort of thing.
>>3318938
Congratulations, Nyuu.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3318938
Thanks for hosting and congrats Nyuu
>>3318938
How could Nyu do something like that?!
>>3318925
You'll feel bad after the kill? Hmmmm... well, if you need help with that. Here's my advice, don't think of the person you're trying to kill, as a person. That'll help.
>>3318935
I would like to hear you utter more than one syllable while your head is being crushed.
>>3318938
Congratulations Nyuu!
Thanks for hosting Mr. ???, it's fun as always!
>>3318929
When I'm dead and gone you could roll me into a ditch for all I care.
>>3318872
You could see her's like a mile away.
>>3318938
Congrats Pink. Thanks for hosting.
>>3318935
Yes, we all know how superior the romantic works of the prior centuries were to the writings of early 20th century authors. They used more words, after all.
>>3318960
Congratulations, Nyuu!
>>3318969
Thanks for hosting, my man!
>>3318893
Cool. Me too. That occurs occasionally where I live. It's entertaining, I suppose.
>>3318895
>Pokes claw.
......Hmm.... cool.
>>3318969
>>3318443
Hey you kawaii ass motherfucker you did it
>>3318960
Congratulations.
>>3318945
Like I said, I think that's just her bein' protective'a Patchouli...and from what I gather, Shanghai hasn't even left yet. Rika even got her a blanket.
>She shrugs
I've got a bit of a headache...I'm sorry for cuttin' everything off so abruptly, but I think I might be goin' a bit too long without sleep, here.
>>3318960
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>3318970
Yours is still bigger. By far.
>>3318970
Dear, you'll attract a rogue Fumi with that outfit. Back to the topic at hand, thank you very much for your eventual cooperation. Your inner workings will provide great inside to many theoretical and practical aspects of biology, and perhaps other fields as well.
>>3318981
I take it you live in Japan like me? If so... at least you're Japan is all well.
>>3318958
I don't think she's Nyu to the world of brutality.
>>3318987
Ah, well alright Aussa, I hope the rest helps your headache...
>>3318969
Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3318959
But it's hard now since everyone is a talker and a potential friend. Unless they are an animal, which then I'm just hungry now.
>>3318981
It can cut through bone really easy, just wish I can make it not a hazard all the time, of course I got mitts that help me with that now.
>>3319016
Just do it. As I think it, your needs outweighs the needs of others.
>>3319009
Much obliged. Best of luck out there, now, have a good'un.
>>3318960
>>3318969
Well done. And my gratitude for this oppurtunity, as always.
>>3318982
Congratulations and thanks for hosting
>>3318998
I won't really have a say what happens to me when I die so it might as well be something useful.
>>3318996
You've clearly lose your mind anon
>Dances.
>>3319069
I have not LOST my mind. Your ass is big.
Some may like that, I do not.
>>3319056
It's not a need, it's a want, I want blood so I can rebuild my portal so I can progress through out the day, do I need it? Nope, I really want it though.
>>3319076
Green lady?
>>3319076
>watches intensely
>>3319005
I assume so, I live in a wee little ole house within an ally. It's pretty comfortable.
>>3319016
I see.... What's your name? I'm Baki. You miss, could use some plastic surgery. I know a guy, who could lend you a hand or two.
>>3319076
Don't you need music for that?
>>3319076
AAH, a zombie!
>>3318964
Princess?
>>3319084
Purple lady?
>>3319093
>Keeps dancing.
>>3319096
Oh, yeah! I almost forgot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGnCGpbMZ0g
>>3319100
AAH, a human!
>>3319083
Are you talking about my human half or the arachne half?
>>3319096
Who's that in the background?
>>3319107
Sunset?
>>3319069
Of course you'll have a say, don't be ridiculous! Strange though it may seem, a great variety of superstitions surround the treatment of your corpse, leading to a right to choose your, putting it harshly, disposal method. Burial, cremation, whether or not any part of your remains will be donated for various purposes, preservation methods, so on and so forth.
Also, I believe the other anon is, rather foolishly, referencing your abdomen, not the base of your pedipalps.
>>3319111
How do your hips move like that?
>>3319084
Need, want, it's all the same to me. But if it's a want, then just stab someone out of the blue. Don't ask, just do it.
>>3319094
I lived on the streets of Ikebukuro... it was pretty a nice street.
>>3319127
I learned from the best.
>>3319130
Oh. My bad.
>>3319111
Not a bad beat there
>>3319094
I'm Clawdia, and I don't think so, I'm very fragile and even if the surgery is a success I'll just get claws again when I die.
>>3319111
I'm more of a girl, but I'm hoping to be a lady soon.
>>3319135
But what if I like the person I'm stabbing?
>>3319116
How have you been?
>>3319007
Oh Nyu...
>>3319142
How do your brother's move their hips like that?
>>3319148
You could almost say it was made for me.
>>3319153
...But you are purple! Never seen a purple person before.
>>3319161
They're not the best. Not the best at dancing, that is.
I learned from someone else.
>>3319153
They'll understand that you want the blood from them.
>>3319154
I won a game and came close in this one. Sadly, I had an encounter with an ape.
Thank you for asking. How are things going with young Spike?
>>3319154
I Nyu were going to say that.
>>3319116
You know who it is Luna
>>3319173
I never got your name the other day. We can't be friends if we don't know who the other is, right?
>>3319173
I think I might know this person. I've seen her on TV back where I came from. She's really good at seducing people with her hips.
>>3319173
I saw a purple cat, if that counts.
>>3319180
Most of the time when I ask them they give a clear "no."
>>3319179
Those are some crazy moves you've got there.
>>3319205
Gee, I'm really forgetful, aren't I?
Rottytops! That's the name, and don't wear it out.
>>3319209
I don't know if she uses them to do that, but yeah. Sounds like her, sort of.
>>3319215
Uhh... No.
>>3319130
Not technically but it is the end of my human half so it counts somewhat.
>>3319119
I'll be disposed of like all the rest of my kind, cremation. We arachne are too large to dig a hole for honestly. And I know he is, but my abdomen is large for a reason unlike the horse.
l want Rottytops to eat my brains
>>3319234
Aww, ok, say can I get blood from you?
>>3319215
Then don't ask. Just stab them and move on with your life. This is only a problem because really, you'll feel bad for not asking... even though you want it. But still... maybe this would do nicely for a test i'm going to do.
>>3319153
Figures. You're a demon, right?
>>3319135
Hehehe... I'm pretty well known, folks put up a lot effort tagging my home. I don't mind though....
>>3319205
Of course, I would recognize those legs anywhere.
>>3319234
I'm Beast Boy
>>3319185
Just fine I think. He's as chipper as ever
How's Raven doing?
>>3319194
Nyu should cut it out
>>3319234
That may not be her intent, but I definitely can't look away from her when she's dancing.
So....there anything good to eat around here?
fucking zombies
someone shoot them in the head
>>3319240
The end of her human half is still slimmer than yours, then.
>>3319268
I'm on break.
>>3319240
After the dissection of course!
I've doing research on another one of the girls, the gelatinous one. Tell me, when a proper foods source for her is abundant, does she split into hundreds of thousands, if not millions of amoebas?
>>3319254
Are you like a famous fighter? Judging from your build here.
>>3319268
Where's Rick when ya need him
>>3319260
How do Nyu plan on making me?
>>3319268
Wouldn't be the first time.
>>3318960
Nyuu!
>hugs the host
>>3319260
We haven't been able to find much time lately...
>>3319252
What test?
>>3319254
Nope, I'm a clawed girl, some call me a Crabgirl.
>>3319280
I would give you mine, but it'll just turn into white blood.
>>3319280
What about you?