HG Thread
>>3317398
You're obviously not putting your legs down!
>>3317392
Thank you for the thread.
Shitposters, your final test is ready.
As well as the usual bait. I will be sending field operative Hoshi after you.
Last one to get assblasted, lives.
>>3317412
Thank you for being pretty.
>>3317418
...
You're welcome?
>>3317353
You and everyone else say this, but I don't think you guys are right.
>>3317373
C-Come on Sarah-tan, you don't actually want to kill me, r-right?
>>3317408
Why should I?
>>3317441
You might now know it because you're a lizard, but it's an inappropriate and distracting act!
>>3317440
What's your reasoning then?
>>3317392
o shit waddup
>>3317454
Shut the fuck up.
>>3317455
I don't have any. I had no idea I was supposed to come prepared with reasoning for today.
>>3317470
Shouldn't you be happy that I am teaching you the ways of man?
No, I can understand, you want to be a rebel.
>>3317463
>pets
>>3317392
>
>>3317106 (Tracksuit)
But Luigi is more likable.
>>3317135 (Meanie)
I'm sorry Sarah-san.
>>3317440
>goes completely silent
...
>drags Subaru behind a nearby bush where she [confirmed] him until he stops breathing
>>3317463
kys
guys yuno died
>>3317484
>Purrs
guys brook died
>>3317478
I don't give two shits about any of that.
Stop calling me a lizard.
>>3317494
Don't do that in public. Go find a Space Love Hotel.
>>3317494
[classified]*
I messed up...
>>3317496
You need to show me how it's done first.
>>3317475
Let me rephrase that - why do you think she's pushing you away?
>>3317487
Only because people like an underdog.
Listen, I'm shorter than you, and I'm the MC, the same thing applies to Mario and Luigi. I think we both know what this means.
>>3317494
S-SARAH-TAN! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE MUCH FOR OF YOUR [censored]ING!
>>3317500
rip
>>3317511
What show is this ava from?
>>3317511
Right, you're only half lizard, and half girl.
I'd be more surprised about this, but there's all kinds of people around here. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them even was an alien.
>>3317511
I never thought about murdering someone in a love hotel.
>>3317545
>>3317524
D-Die.
>>3317545
>When_you_bust_a_nut_and_she_keeps_on_sucking.png
>>3317542
I've got no clue why, but I'm sure it has something to do with her being a hitman.
>>3317560
>he falls silent after all the [censored]ing
>>3317556
luluco
>>3317556
>Space Patrol Luluco
>>3317557
I'm not half-anything you fucking idiot.
I'm an alien.
>>3317560
Eh? Murdering? I thought you were fucking.
So who is ??? Games host, who is random games host and who is village games host. I'm kind of out of the loop
>>3317556
Space Patrol Luluco
>>3317582
...
Another knife wasted on you.
>>3317545
I'm more likable? And people are always rooting for me? I don't think I deserve that kinda stuff...
>>3317590
They're all Kamina.
>>3317590
??? Games is Kamina AFAIK, no idea who the latter is
>>3317590
Ones jabroni host i know thay.
>>3317590
??? is kamina
random games is lf
and village games is yotsuba
>>3317587
W-What? Why would I do that with him or anyone?
>>3317582
That might contribute to it, but I believe it's to do with your undying infatuation with her. She finds it disturbing, any normal person would.
>>3317590
>I'm the Village Games host.
>>3317600
>he sits up
Are you done yet? This is getting weird. That zombie girl thinks we're doing lewd stuff.
>>3317601
They might be rooting for you, but I'm the one that's always winning.
its high noon
>>3317645
McCree a best
>>3317622
Like I would know.
Murdering is illegal anyways, so I can't just ignore this and stuff.
>>3317641
I thought that you were a masochist, so this did count as lewd stuff for you. Even if that wasn't it's goal.
>>3317641
I don't know about that I have five arena wins...
l summon LF
>>3317587
Yeah right, and not lewd at all
>>3317645
You said that four hours ago.
>>3317658
He can't die anyway, so you can and should ignore it.
>>3317672
Taking good care of your lizard friend?
>>3317671
>sucks 5 dicks at once
Yes?
>>3317683
It's high noon 24 times every day
>>3317640
I've tried to get help with it, but so far nothing as worked out. I don't know what else to do.
>>3317666
I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT I'M AFRAID OF DYING!
>>3317668
I have twenty...
THICC
>>3317699
I try to, but she doesn't want to listen.
>>3317672
>>3317699
Both of you can fuck off.
>>3317684
No, I can't. It's my job.
>>3317671
I am here.
>kills my damn self
>>3317671
>>3317716
You're not me and what do you want?
>>3317683
Hello Aussa! I haven't spoken to you in a while, how have you been?
>>3317703
Are you lying to me?
>>3317733
Teach me how to be a big guy
>>3317487
Good. At least you can act like a human if you try.
>>3317703
So you only like the pain part?
>>3317713
But there is no dead body if he can't die, and he has no problem with it.
>>3317711
This is thicc, that's just disgusting
post screens
>>3317703
Try approaching her in a not so blunt manner. Shouting how much you love her isn't charming in any way.
>>3317756
Make me
I want to do things with rachnera
>>3317743
Jump off a plane.
>>3317754
Kys no face.
>>3317746
>>3317703
Yeah, I'm gonna need both sides of the story here.
>>3317742
Huh? Oh, well, pretty good, myself. Nothin' really much out'a the norm....
>She shrugs briefly
>>3317775
Is that part of the meal plan?
>>3317775
How can i be a dank meme'ing piece of shit?
>>3317775
no deal
>>3317713
>>3317712
She's got quite the mouth for a pet. She needs to be taught some manners
>>3317750
That's no better
>>3317773
Take me to dinner
>>3317742
Why would I ever lie to you?
>>3317746
No! Pain is just as bad as dying! It almost makes me cry!
>>3317758
I don't get what you mean by this Six. How else would I confront her?
>>3317780
Huh? Oh, she has killed me four times by now. It hurts like a bitch and I'd wish she'd be gentle with me.
>>3317713
No! Wait, why aren't you arresting yourself for public indecency?
>>3317795
I don't want to hit her though.
>>3317756
ok deal
>>3317773
me to
>>3317795
Yes it is!
>>3317746
But isn't acting human a very broad thing? I mean everyone acts different...
>>3317783
I guess you're the only one, I feel like a lot has happened, maybe I'm not as used to here as I thought..
>>3317804
To gain your big brothers approval, but you already have that tracksuit, so I don't know.
>>3317780
>>3317804
See? He is fine with it.
...
>>3317804
...
What kind of masochist dislikes pain?
>>3317804
Perhaps you could apologize for treating her like an object.
>>3317795
Gladly
>buys her a ton of coffee
>>3317787
It's part of the suicide plan.
>>3317793
Become a meme and be suicidal.
>>3317794
Oh...
o shit
waddup
>>3317849
There are basic riles when it comes to being a human. One of those is about not ruining other's traps.
>>3317795
Fuck off. I don't even know you, but fuck off.
>>3317804
>>3317851
The boss would get pissed at me if I let this slide...
>>3317807
Fuck would I do that for?
I could arrest you for peeping though. That sounds nice.
>>3317864
I am already the latter. How to achieve the former?
>>3317849
It's only been a coupla days, aint it?
>>3317868
kys adachi
>>3317882
If I were to lift my skirt, would you arrest yourself for peeking?
That's not how it works.
>>3317885
Act as retarded as possible.
>>3317807
Who says you have to hit her? Just scold her
>>3317858
I like you already
>>3317882
>pats head
I'm an obedience trainer
>>3317838
That abomination? No way
>>3317902
Of course I wouldn't. I'd arrest you for public indecency.
>>3317904
So..I got to act like Bolin? Sorry mane, i can't do that.
>>3317918
How?
>>3317892
You should seriously seek counseling.
I don't think being this much of a whore for my attention is good for you.
>>3317922
That's not how it works! You should be arrested for being a fake cop!
>>3317882
You are annoying. Just shut up about it or I will kill you too.
>>3317864
Butt srs make me shredded for summer so l can get all that cute anime girl pusse
>>3317849
I don't need your approval to be as cool as I am.
>>3317851
One that isn't a Masochist? Why're you trying to make up excuses to hurt me anyways?
>>3317856
...Deal. I'll do it, but only because you told me to.
>>3317882
It really, really hurt, Zombie-tan.
does araki ever age?
>>3317879
I-I don't think that's a rule...
>>3317887
Has it...? I feel like it's been longer then that, but hey I saw Ms. Patchouli, but she wasn't feeling very well so I didn't ask her... Sorry.
>>3317955
Oh I see how it is... You've grown to resent your big brother..
>>3317967
Did you know it took 11 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips?
>>3317955
You ignoring me was a good reason already and I was sure about your pain fetish.
...
Looks like I was wrong.
>>3317977
My gun says otherwise.
>>3317918
No.
>>3317920
Got a problem with it?
>>3317942
I'm not a fake cop, but I'm not going to arrest myself.
>>3317943
Excuse me?
Fuck what I said before. I want you behind bars. Ever been to Space Prison?
>>3317955
What did you just call me?
>>3317955
Good. Maybe you'll have a chance higher than .01.
>>3317923
RIP then.
>>3317948
Chug some creatine and amino acids and go to the gym. Don't do machines and all that bullshit, just 10-15 cardio pre and post as warmup and cooling down and as main train the 3 big muscle group on day A/B/C --> Chest/biceps one one, Back/triceps on one and Legs/belly on the other. Rince and repeat that for around 2-3 months and you should be good if you don't eat like 5k kcals a day.
>>3317967
Of course not, Araki's a vampire
>>3317991
Did you know that l fucked your mom?
OH!!
>>3318024
D-Dad?
>>3318024
>hifives
>>3317977
Huh? Ask 'er what? Pretty sure I was there, myself.
>>3317925
Raise your voice or take away some of her crickets
>>3318014
Yes
>>3318014
You have no authority here and you can't do much to me thanks to the agreement with my school.
...
Not like I would eliminate you without a reason.
post your entry threads
>>3318063
first 24
>>3317977
I don't resent you, but you're acting like you're the bigger brother, and that's obviously not true.
>>3318013
So you like it when I give you attention~?
>>3318014
Zombie-tan, because you look like a zombie.
>>3318016
I doubt it, but it'll never hurt to actually try!
>>3318021
>no machines
But that's like 80% of the jim
>>3318080
Of course, of course. Be seeing you, Natsuki.
>>3318080
...
Don't make assumtions.
>>3318013
Guns don't normally speak...
>>3318035
Ask her how to restore your energy if you were to make me a crystal, but I'll ask next time, maybe she'll feel better by then.
>>3318080
I'm not acting out of the norm for me, I'm just normally the bigger brother in things.
>>3318063
Welcome to the forty-first edition of the Honnouji Games!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scRQ3AXe4hw [Embed]
Rules:
>First 24/23 if the previous host is late
>Name and image, gender too if not obvious
>Please hold off on fillers until mains get in
>Please no bully
>Do not disappoint
>Hold off on requests until roster check
>RP is welcome but by no means a requirement
>Please be patient with me, I am new and entering tributes manually, I tend to take a long time
>you have a ranking (at least one win), please include it
>Do your best
>incentives for winning
>1st win, recognized as first star member
>2nd win, second star member and can make your own school club, can be anything with reason
>3rd win, third star member
>4th, you may become one of my Heavenly Kings, otherwise you may open up your own school in Japan
>>3318057
I'll kill you or something.
>>3318060
I've got plenty of authority, you shit. Space Patrol doesn't care what school you're in or what 'agreements' you've made.
>>3318080
Have you never seen an alien before? You're not actually that dense, right?
>>3318122
K-Kamina?
>>3318110
This one does. Do you want to have a one on one comversation with it?
>>3318122
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3318110
Oh, that! Completely slipped my mind, admittedly.... For th'most part we just stressed over how stubborn that apprentice'a hers is.
>>3318122
Troubled student Gogo
>>3318122
Rachnera
>>3318094
Weights, dumbells, you know that shit, nigga.
>>3318122
Colonel Sanders
>>3318122
Lithisto
>>3318162
Miss who
Are you that matoi faggot
>>3318102
Maybe I'll see you, or maybe I'll actually be dead after this.
>>3318103
Look, Sarah-tan, I want to apologize for constantly annoying you. It's just that it's a lot of fun being near you, so I can't help myself. I hope you're able to find it within you to forgive me.
>>3318110
Then sit back and relax as I take the wheel here! Let me do all the big brother work, and you can enjoy the simple things in life.
>>3318126
Actually, I never have Your sharp teeth and weird eyeball made me think you're some kinda brain eater.
>>3318122
Captain Luna
>>3318165
Yeah, fuck off. I'm not putting up with any more of your shit today.
>>3318122
Baited Corrin
>>3318180
>>3318122
Rice
>fuck it
>>3318122
Lord Beerus
>>3318122
Boba Fett
tfw they keep entering
>>3318122
sleepy maria chan
>>3318122
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3318126
Your actions are clearly based on some personal grudge against me. You should calm down.
>>3318162
>>3318180
...
Die.
>>3318188
I don't care. What kind of ruse is this now?
>>3318122
Im entering because everyone else is
>>3318122
The Player
>>3318122
King Kaito
>Already responding to people might as well be dumb.
>>3318149
Ah, well alright that sounds kind of fun.
>>3318168
I like her assistant, she's a little rough, but that because she cares about Ms. Patchouli I believe.
>>3318122
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3318180
2nd entry spiteful Gogo
>>3318188
If so, I'll make sure to give a great speech at your funeral.
>>3318122
if trips mods ban ponies guy
>>3318221
Lithisto
>>3318122
Adachi
>>3318122
Eggman-kun
HAVE NO FEAR FOR PORTER IS HERE!
>>3318192
>>3318122
Seija Kijin
PORTER WISHES NONE OF YOU A GOOD DAY!
>>3318122
Noire
>>3318221
dude why the fuck did you do that?
>>3318170
