Zootopia Thread: Actual Best Fox Edition
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nth for the dawn of the Gilded Age.
Take this you might need it for something
>>3230641
Someday...
Someday
>>3230673
oy vey
>>3230673
I dunno how I feel about this crossover
>>3230677
Why is Nick so sad, /trash/?
>>3230333
>>3230569
Found it, https://twitter.com/hawha1234/media scroll to 20 february
>>3230644
Damn straight he's the best
>>3230698
He was born as a scum species.
>>3230698
He just realized he can't fuck the bun because he knows it would ruin her career
>>3230698
Thinkin about getting knotted by a fox but he knows they gotta solve the case first
I haven't cum in five days.
What should I get off to?
>>3230698
Nick and Judy aren't getting along.
>>3230709
thank you
>>3230673
Oh fuck, I've been wanting an NSP crossover since forever.
Still want a pic of Nick shouting "Shut up! I have an erection!"
>>3230718
S8/Alec art
>>3230718
the thought of not cumming for SIX days.
>>3230698
Cuz of this
>>3230718
Finnick, obviously. You know you wanna fantasize about Fennec cock.
>>3230718
Nothing. Break the record.
>>3230730
Why would Nick be thinking about that
>>3230732
But Finnick is obviously the one who's the cockslut. He's just all tsundere about it.
>>3230698
There weren't any more choco tacos at the ice cream truck, so he had to get a lopsided gazelle face instead
>>3230737
#YOLO
You think Finnick jerks off like this?
>>3230698
He's thinking about all the times he was violently abused and taken advantage of
>>3230698
His mom's getting tired of the hustle and bustle of the city and is moving out to Bunnyburrow to run a bakery with a boyfriend who's half her age.
>>3230740
Post Finnick then.
>>3230761
Sadly I don't have much
If only I had my Nick and Finnick smut story finished it would be a perfect time to post it.
>>3230760
FUND IT
WRITE IT
POST IT
SHILL IT
>>3230770
You could post the WIP
>>3230776
I know.
I just want more of it.
>>3230698
thingken of hustles
>>3230698
Like if you would ask him what's wrong
Share if you would wipe away his tears
>>3230782
I have some more installments planned for tomorrow.
Hopefully I'm not a lazy homo and forget to do them.
>>3230784
finished a hustle
Dominant assertive Nick when?
>>3230793
Liked, shared, upvoated, reblogged, posted on my facebook wall, posted on my twitter feed
>>3230718
if dubs, you wait 5 more days
>>3230775
Im on my phone at the moment so I dont have access to it. Even then it hasnt gotten to the actual smut yet. Mostly Nick teasing and fucking with Finnick repeatedly to try to make Finnick ask for his cock. And of course the entire time Finnick is fighting for control of the conversation and trying to end up as the dominant one.
have some more conspiracy badger
she runs her whole life on so many precautions and protocols
I figure it's only natural she'd have a checklist when it comes to hooking up
>>3230802
I hope you don't. The pairing is way cuter than I had any idea it would be.
>>3230807
If singles, today
>>3230807
This might tickle your pickle
It certainly does mine
>>3230807
Literally at all times. Save for the occasional Judy domming pic, Nick is always portrayed as alpha.
>>3230824
I've noted down my ideas in a windows notepad file.
I would write it up now, but I've been drinking to a point where typos will be rampant.
>>3230810
Rerolling for the sanctity of Anon's eternal soul.
>>3230814
>dominance battle
Now THAT is my fetish. Especially when the more aggressive one loses.
>>3230807
It's a shame that he's such an adorable sub, because he would probably be a dom.
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11942461/1/He-fell-through-time
>>3230818
Beautiful.
>>3230818
>no condoms
RUN
>>3230698
because Finnick isn't with him
>>3230818
D'you think she practices in front of a mirror?
>>3230818
She had her tubes tied just in case sheep jizz might do something? I suppose that makes sense, but that's still a bit sad....
Love the pic otherwise, tho.
>>3230818
>Honey hates condoms
I love it.
>>3230386
>>3230415
here's your requests
Trunkanon, you didn't specify a gender so left it sorta ambiguous
regardless, night thread, thanks for your degeneracy as always
>>3230818
The crazy ones are the best in bed.
>>3230761
>>3230887
>She had her tubes tied just in case sheep jizz might do something? I suppose that makes sense, but that's still a bit sad....
I think she just had her tubes tied incidentally, not because she's worried about being raped by sheep.
She's clean and she can't get pregnant so she just wants it the way nature intended.
>>3230818
Was this based on the honey/nick smut I wrote? I feel blessed, even though that fic was honestly garbage.
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/blissymakespronz/folder/199115/Now-its-gay/
Well, this is... Something.
>>3230818
Honey-anon (Honanon?) sez: My honey probably actually likes anal, just an incidental fact.
>>3230910
>>3230958
I don't know how I feel about this
I mean I want to like it but the art is below mediocre and the writing is just awful.
>>3230874
>If dubs I use an onahole.
Don't do it Anon!
Onaholes are the devil's playthings!
You'll just catch one his STDs if you do that!
>>3230986
Doesnt even try to match Zootopia proportions and just does plain anthro. Faces are fucking terrible, too. Would not have guessed Zootopia if all references to it were removed.
>>3230818
I don't get it
the agent can be compromised, but she'll still fuck them?
jesus it's like dating colonel slutbadger
>>3230884
From which Twitter is it
>>3231037
This is orientation. She's still sizing him up.
>>3230818
But I thought the reason she liked Nick so much is because he CAN'T be compromised
Does anyone have the weaver comic of Honey and Gideon? Can't find it in the usual places, and I'm not sure which thread it was in.
>>3231066
>>3231072
Thanks
>>3231072
Also with convenient reaction image.
>>3230818
>I'm a kisser
Aww what a cutie!
>Honey hates sheep
>Honey likes sex
>Picks up hook ups at bars
Reminds me of another character we've met... Hmm...
Honey inadvertently meets Sharla
W H E N ?
H
E
N
?
>>3231054
>Honey exhaustively examines Nick's dick to make sure it isn't compromised.
>He's a twitching mess by the time she's done.
Hey guys, what are the names of the ZPD wolves?
>>3231094
>>3231101
At this point, we have no fucking idea.
>>3231101
Wolford and Fangmeyer
>>3231098
...I'm going to write a fic about this soon. Just so you know.
>>3231101
Delgato, Grizzoli, McHorn and Hippopoliceofficer Notawolf, who is the only background character who we know their first and last name.
>>3231124
Fucking thank you.
You are a hero to us all.
>>3231037
>>3231048
good point
take two
reposting because minor editing error
>>3231122
Fangmeyer is the tiger, per Rich.
>>3231135
I wrote one honey/nick, I can manage another. This'll be a lot easier then the first.
>>3231136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnSb2drVJw
>>3231136
My god, it's even better
you absolute madman
>>3231136
>Honey loves to kiss during sex
comicanon here! Falling asleep. New update to the fic tomorrow, promise. Hankering to do more readthroughs of other fanfics as well, so I'll take requests tomorrow!
Love you all, hope you have a wonderful night!
>>3231190
>>3231210
BEHIND YOU AND TO THE RIGHT.
>>3231210
Is that--
It's a Weaver! Get out! GET OUT!!!
can someone post that judy REEEEE pic thanks in advance.
>>3231190
So I obviously missed a step here, but why is there a horse in the desert buried up to his neck?
>>3231136
I thought I was satisfied with Honey & Nick spooning. Now I have a NEED to see Honey & Nick kissing while during.
And Weaver'll probably not do it.
You magnificent bastard, you've blueballed me yet again.
>>3231250
>Honey & Nick spooning
If Honey and Nick spooned, who'd be the big spoon?
>>3231136
Personally I prefer Nick and Honey being spontaneous and go with the flow when it comes to totally feelings free platonic stress relief that they can both totally handle nothing awkward about it no sir.
This is good too though.
>>3231262
Honey.
The complete lack of vocaroo recordings of qts pretending to be Zootopians or canon characters is disturbing. How will I get a good sleep without cuddling a fuzzy, adorable mammal?
>>3231250
A comic panel with the four stages of Honey kissing.
Kissing before sex.
Kissing after the first orgasm.
Kissing after the fifth orgasm.
Kissing while cuddling.
>>3231262
Honey gives Nick some paranoid, uncomfortable explanation on why she has to be the big spoon. Nick shrugs and smiles at her. Besides, he likes being little spoon too.
>>3231261
again thank you.
>>3231262
She's the big spoon.
>>3231262
Spooning is low tier, they should fall asleep cuddling face to face, noses buried in one another's soft fur.
Obviously if they did spoon though Honey would be big spoon
>>3231287
The logistics of face to face are difficult, especially with where you put your arms. More to the point, I guess Honey could bury her nose in Nick's chest tuft, and he could rest his nose in her 'hair' tuft.
>>3231135
Not for a while, though... Check in a few hours, maybe tomorrow.
>>3231277
>Nick likes being the little spoon.
AAAH THAT IS TOO CUTE.
>>3231279
>>3231287
The best and most romantic cuddling position is the 69, so they can both bury their noses in the other's crotch, surrounded by the thick scent of fresh sex, sweat, and arousal as they doze happily through the night.
You think Nick has a scent fetish? Honey probably masturbates to Nick's old shirt. The one he "forgot" last time he visited.
>>3231276
I want to see this.
>>3231304
I bet they both do after so many nights together, waking up to the overpowering smell of one another's musk.
>>3231312
-ing to find an excuse to get his underwear. Probably distract him with wilde sex, no tie, and steal it in the morning before he wakes up.
What? No, I haven't seen it. You can go commando, right Chief?
>>3231320
>Specifically says "due to friendship"
>OH MY GOD THEY'RE A COUPLE
>>3231320
>then he fucked her.
>raw.
>>3231301
I feel like Nick can enjoy either. Mainly he can let his guard down around Honey and enjoy being the little spoon. He also probably isn't the type to think he has to be the big spoon just because he's the guy.
>>3231320
So Nick's feral instinct was to protect Judy, while others like Manchas' instincts was just to try to kill indiscriminately.
Yep... nothing wrong with that!!
>>3231338
Because Manchas was black.
>>3231338
Outtakes: Nick's feral instinct was to bounce around adorably like a playful fox.
>>3231229
>>3230884
source?
morning /trash/, of course I missed one of the comfiest threads I've ever seen but I made some compilations
don't know if someone else already did them, if so I'm sorry for that
>>3231338
Uh, assuming it played out the same way, a feral (but not mindlessly violent) Manchas still would have attacked them. Because the first thing they did was run.
Running makes you prey.
>>3231468
>>3231463
The knotting discussion is a bit silly, because all canids do that, not just foxes. And while most canids do experience some sort of social monogamy, DNA evidence shows that cheating is also prolific (especially among red foxes).
http://beheco.oxfordjournals.org/content/15/5/766.full
>>3231510
>cheating is also prolific (especially among red foxes)
What a fucking surprise.
>>3231530
Shut up bellwether.
>>3231469
I dunno. It just makes me kinda feel that it would've undermined part of the message in favor of making the Wildehopps subtext more blatant. That it makes the other victims more... weaker just because they didn't have a "friend" around to pacify them.
>>3231553
All canids are scum.
>>3231044
>>3231361
https://twitter.com/minoru_zp/status/737633818320863232
>>3231559
Keep being trash, you closeted pred fucker
>>3231561
Thanks
>>3231555
Besides, "friendship/love saves everyone" is a real fucking cliché ending. Outsmarting the villain feels like a more satisfying ending.
>>3231555
Well, in one of the drafts, weren't the feral animals still on the loose? That's what I got from the deleted scene from Judy's apartment (w/ her parents & Nick).
Think about it though...you take a wild animal and suddenly drop it in the middle of New York City. That's what it would like when being shot by the NH serum. Of course it's going to be scared, and scared animals lash out.
I think the story is better with the animals being hyper aggressive due to NH serum (on top of being feral). But I don't necessarily think the original idea of just going feral undermines anything. Bellwether could have had Doug target solo animals exactly for that purpose.
>>3231586
>Firing on a cop
Nice jokey situation and all but that guy's dead as fuck. Cops shoot to kill. They're going to kill a man today.
>>3231604
I think, you uh, missed the joke in that one. :P
>>3231586
I already think the serum Doug made was modified. Judy's uncle ate a nighthowler and seemed to calm down on his own, whereas the serum lasted for months/indefinitly(?)
I hate Bellwether and want to see her on the receiving end of possibly-sexual retribution but I'm also a huge faggot who ships OC with canon characters and I don't want to cuck Shep because he's been through enough.
Truly, the most autistic conundrum.
>>3231625
Oh yea, definitely. Of course, Uncle Terry ate a raw single one.
Maybe it would have eventually worn off, but enough time hadn't passed yet (even if it was 3+ months). Remember, Doug had that huge vat, and it all reduced down to one single serum pellet. But I think he probably modified it somehow as well to last indefinitely.
>>3231322
>"But Honey, that pair you're wearing looks just like-"
>"ALRIGHT I HAD A GREAT NIGHT BYE NICK"
>>3231630
Sheep was in on the whole thing. Scumbag pred who was willing to ruin so many lives just so that someone he cared about could gain power.
They should both have gotten the injection, in my opinion. Giving him life with no chance of parole was a mistake.
>>3231630
I think the only disturbing thing about this is that you think rape should be used as punishment. Of course, we're in /trash/, so tally ho!
>>3231653
Shep was never charged, jury ruled no evidence he was aware of Dawn's plot. Sorry.
>>3231636
it was concentrated, which makes it stronger than eating one raw flower.
it's also the petals of the flower that seem to have the effect, not the bulb, stem, or leaves.
>>3231656
You think it should be a reward? Stu Hopps giving Jude the Dude her cummies for her acting in the play?
>>3231656
Well, yeah. I have a rape fetish. As punishment is basically the best time for it to crop up. What do you want me to say? Would you rather have it be a reward?
>>3231659
Nice fantasy world, anon. Those other sheep turned on him almost as quickly as they did on Belkwether. Not to mention the phone records showing that he was the one making the calls on who got hit.
>>3231661
>>3231662
¿Qué?
>>3231664
Whatever you say.
>>3231616
>ZWAT
...So... Zpecial Warfare and Tactics division?
>>>/co/83439323
https://aggie.io/qavj3a2xie/
>>3231671
Well, it could be "Zootopian Warfare and Tactics", since really what makes SWAT "special", is that they are trained for urban encounters, and from what we see, Zootopia is the only real "urban" city.
>>3231683
Why the Ctrl Alt Delete reference?
>>3231691
Loss is something no one should ever forget.
>>3231691
This is an older image actually, so it's unlikely you'll get an answer.
(That being said, it is the anniversary of that page, and /co/ has a "birthday" thread for it right now)
So tl;dr
>Why not?
>>3231691
Because it's really bad
Blu-Ray's been reviewed if anybody's interested:
>http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Zootopia-Blu-ray/144772/#Review
>>3231686
My tablet driver doesn't work in Aggie.io so it makes me less interested in drawing even though it really wouldn't matter all that much.
>>3231190
>>3231210
damnit gud you are the worst goatfriend
masterpieces
did you eat crabs?
>>3231736
>Movie 4.0
>Video 5.0
>Audio 4.5
>Extras 2.5
>Overall 4.0
Extras 2.5? Why so low? Are the extras extra underwhelming?
>>3231822
no directors commentary and half the runtime is intros
there's some decent stuff in there though
>>3231670
Somebody start a $10,000 kickstarter to get Weaver to draw a comic of Bellwether getting arrested.
Translation?
>>3231843
>a comic of Bellwether getting arrested
is it okay if I trace the movie frames where this happens
Or has this been done yet?
>>3231856
Yes.
That is definitely what I meant. Arrested. The fact that it's 4:00 AM here means nothing.
>>3231856
draw her getting her woolly puffy pussy pounded by preds
>>3231873
This, but only one pred. And it's her loving husband.
>>3231877
Dawn getting loved so tenderly by a pred she gives up her mad schemes.
>>3231911
POP THE CHAMPAGNE. GIVE THIS MAN HIS MONEY.
>>3231911
Dawn getting pounded so relentlessly by preds she gives up her mad schemes and becomes their cock slave
>>3231948
Judy getting pounded so relentlessly by Nick she continues to expose mad schemes and makes Honey jealous.
>>3231948
I'd read it, if only for more mind break (but lesdom>that desu)
>>3231957
I actually wish there was more lewd of those two.
Bonnie can be there too I guess
>>3231958
I really really really hate all this fucking Honey shit lately. She's a fat, slovenly, disgusting grease stain of a badger and shipping her with Nick because he needs some low-effort, lazy fuck is the worst kind of projecting. Leave Honey in the art books where she belongs and let's get back to Nick x Judy.
Finnick a best
>>3231959
Judy is powered by fox dick. Work productivity goes up with time spent bouncing on Nick.
>>3231982
We've had to deal with Gideonfags literally since the threads started, you can deal with three or four days of Honey
Finnick a cutie
When RPing was more common, I posted some semi-detailed descriptions of places to eat and things to do.
All of them are real places. Not all from the same city, but a lot from a single major city and a few smaller outlying ones. I travel and hike a lot.
Zootopia exists in small pieces.
>>3232000
Is Honey to Nick what Gideon is to Judy?
>>3232009
Not even close.
Finnick a legal way to satisfy a fetish
>>3232009
I guess closer to like what Bucky and Pronk are to Judy? Or at least Weaver's versions of them.
A casual, friendly hookup that's intimate and supportive without being necessarily romantic, based on characters whose models we see for only a few seconds onscreen, that may or may not be shoved aside in the even of the protagonists hooking up, and offer the possibility of multi-partner sex.
>>3231982
You're right. Honey Badger is just plain disgusting. I can't look at her and not be put off. I have no sexual desire towards this individual whatsoever.
>>3232040
>>3231982
I don't really understand why people get so salty over ships that aren't OTP. I guess I'm just a filthy fandom casual.
>>3232049
The whole point of fandom is to ship things, really, especially things which are not canon. Your imagination is the limit!
a pretty good edit. Dunno why they gave the panther a sheath, though, seeing how it's a female.
>>3232059
We saw that like two threads ago. /co/'s pretty fucking slow on the uptake these days.
>>3232040
I'm not even ashamed that I wanna sniff my way down that treasure trail.
>>3231982
Nick and Judy is fun, but it's common now. Vanilla. It wasn't when this all started, but WildeHopps is basically the industry standard.
Just because people like to explore options, doesn't mean you can't have your favorite ship. It's not going anywhere.
You can keep having your vanilla cone; there's plenty. Some people over there are having PB&J. Others are seeing how we like our banana split with some nuts and honey.
>>3232040
You're too good to us Honey fans
>>>/co/83430506
>>3232055
https://youtu.be/JuQ9fk2UeT4?t=3s
>>3232071
That's disgusting. Look at how unkempt her pubic hair really is. Just awful. And her whole figure. Gross. I am not aroused by this badger in the least.
>>3232079
I mean, realistically the reason why we're all going for alt ships and fucking vampires is because we're losing steam.
Koslov craze when?
>>3232113
No, just charting new territory. There's always something you can do with Nick and Judy, but Honey's getting a sort of surge of interest and people wanna be out in front of it.
>>3232129
That, and I personally was already a honeyfag.
>>3232109
Someday you'll get on the Jack Savage bandwagon and I can die happy.
>>3232113
Maybe a bit, but come on, this shit's fucking standard for any fandom.
Alt Ships have been around since the start. Shit, Weaver made a whole comic about one weeks ago.
People've wanted to ship Gideon with Judy or one of her brothers or Travis, or Mrs. Wilde or Nick or any permutation of which from the start till now, for example.
>>3232138
Savage x Honey.
>>3232138
For some reason I'm less okay with SavageJudy than I am Honey-Nick
>>3232146
Maybe because Savage is often portrayed as a cocky jerk while Honey is more of a butchy galpal. Jack and Judy feels like a womanizer marking a target while Nick and Honey is like two long-time, intimate friends scratching a mutual itch in a friendly way.
Somebody please post comfy greentexts.
The kind that are best read under the sheets of a warm bed.
>>3232146
>>3232161
>>3232166
What I want is Jack/Judy/Nick, but I would settle for more Jack/Judy or Jack/Nick.
>>3232144
>Savage x Honey.
She offers to give him the vital information he seeks but only if he goes muff-diving mouth-first in her badger forest to earn it.
>>3232170
What kind of greentext do you want, honey bun? WildeHopps?
>>3232166
Eh, it's a dumb reason, but I just couldn't bring myself to like Savage after that greentext scenario days ago where Savage would leave Nick to die just so he could hook up with Judy.
Didn't help that it turned into one where a vengeful Nick would go Count of Monte Cristo on all of them.
So I guess for me, Savage is a cut character I could do without. You guys go knock yourselves out tho.
>>3232166
Yeah. That makes sense. Jack doesn't feel like a good character to pair anybody with, just on the fact that he seems like a dick.
I am fond of the idea that Savage is a James Bond equivalent in universe, and he's really just a movie star that gets caught up in a case and wants to seem cool for Judy to get in her pants.
>>3232175
>Nick fucks the cocky special agent to assert his dominance as the superior choice for Judy's heart
>>3232187
FinNickeon while Judy watches.
>>3232197
Doesn't help that he seems liked almost solely by cuckfags
There are exceptions, and you're cool guys
>>3232187
WildeHopps or either of them solo.
>>3232138
Jokes on you, I was always on the Savage train.
But I like HoneyxNick more.
anal always hurts the first time
>>3232197
Shit, sorry anon. I think I came up with that because I was in a bad mood.
>>3231982
>She's a fat, slovenly, disgusting grease stain of a badger
Somebody draw Honey being a fat, slovenly, disgusting grease stain of a badger.
>>3232252
Someone draw Honey as Trish.
>>3232202
Wasn't there some greentext of that? After Jack had finished up in Judy though
>>3232109
If I get lost in that forest, don't send I rescue team. I died doing what I love.
>>3232200
>Yeah. That makes sense. Jack doesn't feel like a good character to pair anybody with, just on the fact that he seems like a dick.
all he needs is a good spin
like what if he's got this huge persona and reputation built up but it's all been extremely lucky breaks and misrepresented fumbles
and he's really just desperately holding up a crumbling facade of professionalism when in fact he's barely even trained and has no idea what he's doing
Hello everyone, I'm the anon who made the heights pictures. Fueled by the power of my autism I did also one last pic, for whoever wants a more quantitative difference between Nick/Gideon/Judy heights
>>3232197
Meh, I need to write my smut for them. If Jack was the original Judy/Nick character, then I can't see him as a total dick. People just want an antagonist, I guess.
>>3232276
oh, I'd hit him all right.
>>3232276
So he's that one hero from OPM? The S rank dude? What's his name. the King?
>>3232272
that wasn't about dominance, anon, that was just them saying hello.
>>3232276
He's better as a foil to bounce Nick and Judy off, compare and contrast their personalities against his, leading to introspection. Unless you just want a joke character, I guess.