give me 36
Kurumi
>>3188583
Spike
Ruse Cruise
>>3188583
Yukkuri Reimu
Sonata Dusk
>>3188583
Ramlethal Valentine
Mai Minakami
Boba Fett
>>3188583
Laharl
NYMPH
>>3188583
Edwad Emberpants
Brain on Drugs Man
Dragonslayer Ornstein
>>3188583
Fuura Kafuka
Shalashaska
Radioman
Our last game of the night! Goodnight areeeeeenaaaaaaa!
Sunset
>>3188609
>>3188587
Because your my vassal and you'll do as I say!
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Suzumiya Haruhi
>>3188583
Madoka
>>3188583
Empress
Matsuda
Kirby
Al Snow
Mikan Tsumiki
Furry porn
YEE
Jack Spicer
>>3188583
Hikage
>>3188587
>gives a chin scratch
Congrats on your win...
>>3188583
Isaac and Miria
I've got it this time, Isaac!
Clank the B1
>>3188624
>>3188583
Oops! Just some technical difficulties.
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
Haruhara Haruko
Richter Abend
>>3188654
>tfw he still goes to that park
Is there anyone out there who STILL isn't clear about what Hunger Games simulations do to you? Okay, last time!
>>3188590
Obviously. I'm not stupid.
Radioman is a piece of dogshit.
Richard Hannay
This, is your productivity
>>3188666
What now?
>>3188596
>Spike huffs, keeping his eyes on Ornstein and trying to ignore the light show of a spear that continued to make its presence known.
Well, I'm not them. Sorry to disappoint you.
>>3188630
No I am not. I only belong to Mother. Not some brat who is disturbed by what I wear.
>>3188647
You are honoring my request...
Yes. It was good feeling happy for that short period.
>>3188649
Oh thank you Miria! Knew I could count on you.
>>3188520
You deserve it, keeping up such an amazing performance all year round! Dont worry about it, It's fine I can make a little more anyway!
>>3188549
>>3188649
Yes you are Jill! Wait
>he can't stop laughing
no youre more than Jill You're Miria!
Well to put it simply, imagine the actors, when they do a fight on Tee-vee and they lose, they don't actually die do they? It looks like it, and to them it feels like it, but when the cameras off they gt back up and everythings hunky dory!
This is a Hunger Games simulation
>>3188678
>>3188596
Magic is a strange and wondrous thing where I come from, even in the human world it can lead to catastrophic consequences when left unchecked.
>>3188689
There is no performance. I'm a dragon.
>>3188690
Ohh, I remember this!
>>3188690
This is your productivity when you play Hunger Games simulations...
Any questions?
>>3188690
Don't you fucjing cook that egg or I'll fuckin puke all over you
Bikko
Didn't see a link
>>3188709
Oishii.
>>3188709
Is there a way out
>>3188709
Yes, can we eat the egg now?
>>3188666
>>3188678
>>3188690
>>3188709
>Kirby is hungry now
>>3188689
We're gonna be on the televisions, Isaac?! Oh boy, I've never been on TV before!
Alright, I'll do my best job acting, then!
>>3188690
>>3188678
>>3188666
>>3188709
My I didnt know they had chefs here!
>>3188704
Of course right? Haha, I like your spirit!
>>3188718
>kissu
>>3188709
Is the Hunger Games supposed to look delicious?
>>3188735
>Shion's cancer meme
>>3188709
Could I have that with a side of toast please?
>>3188730
I don't know how to phrase this so that it doesn't seem like it's part of a performance, but there really isn't one.
I'm an actual dragon.
I miss _____
>>3188709
I'm the yolk of the Hunger Games.
>>3188709
I wish I could eat now....
>>3188709
No. That is an egg.
>>3188735
Refrain yourself. I haven't been able to bathe in 2 days
M-O-O-N, that spells _____
>>3188747
I didn't invent ">Kissu" nor did I just do that.
>>3188685
As I said...
>Ornstein lowers his spear slowly, pressing the butt of it into his tricep and letting the tip drag along the floor. No lightning sparks up this time, but a funny feeling tells you that the Dragonslayer is looking you straight in the eyes.
Dragons remain the same no matter how many I slay. Thy name, child. Speak it. I am Ornstein, Knight of Gwyn.
>>3188702
I have some experience with such things. Thy world is not alone in magic, though I am sure that thou know'st this.
>The giant man shrugs and leans down again, crouching, nearly bringing his massive lion's head down to your eye level.
Thy name, fire-touched child? I am Ornstein, Knight of Gwyn.
How we look?
>>3188718
>>3188635
>>3188784
Swap please, if that's okay.
Akane-chan
I got lost on my way here.
>>3188727
No need to act sweetheart, just be yourself! They want us to be... well us! Like a documentary or a whats the new word kids are saying today? Reality show thats it!
>>3188760
Then I guess thaat means we're the bread that keeps you warm!
>>3188754
Wait really? LIKE really really?
>>3188784
>>3188709
Like this.
>>3188709
>eats the egg
>>3188767
I love smelly girls.
>>3188747
Shion x Bikko
>>3188784
Swap me for Grimey
>>3188794
>>3188784
We look pretty good actually; let's roll Agent Sunset
>>3188784
Poyo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDBj_BWM9Sk
>>3188687
That's good. I think I'm happy for you... I want to win too soon...
>>3188784
Looks good.
You're all attracted to the same sex.
>>3188803
You're too kind, senpai.
>>3188784
Winner gets the egg
>>3188787
Well because it does, so.
>>3188795
Alright, I will! I'll be the best Miria that I can be, I'll be so much like Miria that you'll think I haven't changed at all!
>>3188784
There we are, Isaac, there we are!
Oh, I'm so excited!
>>3188814
I am attracted to you.
>>3188814
>not being omnisexual
>>3188784
Could you?
>>3188609
>>3188791
>>3188784
>>3188784
I'm not even hungry.
Let's get this show on the road!
>>3188814
My sexuality is for me and me alone to know.
>>3188814
A doll! how cute.
>>3188816
No need to thank me, just thank my lack of paying attention to the slides.
>>3188778
>She felt her intuition warn her to step backwards in fear, but held her ground sternly, narrowing her gaze.
Sunset Shimmer, Travelling Merc at your service Sir Knight.
I must say I am quite exhilarated to make your acquaintance.
>>3188800
Then you have a problem man.
>>3188790
You sure? You could make more use out of it than me
>>3188687
To bad. You even said your mother was mad at you. You already signed yourself to being my vassal as well so do as I say.
>>3188807
Post more tits.
>>3188787
Furry you say?
>>3188778
>Spike crosses his arms, watching Ornstein's display in quiet frustration.
Spike. Spike the dragon.
>>3188784
Im excited too Miria, and you being you and me being me, is all I want in life!
You, ready to rock?
>>3188709
>>3188690
Well aint that a blast from the past...
>>3188834
Hm. Thank you.
I would not have allowed myself to be so late, but this host did not even bother to announce themselves.
>>3188805
Ready as ever, Oce.
>>3188778
>lands on your head
>post yfw
>>3188824
Weirdo.
>>3188829
Whore.
>>3188835
Well eat a bag of yourself then.
>>3188838
A whore, how cliche, how many of you peices of dirt are gonna be here?
>>3188814
I am not attracted to anything.
>>3188807
I hope you win as well. There is not a feeling like it.
>>3188843
No. If you continue to bother me, I will do something drastic.
>>3188855
Make good use of it.
Oh come on no link in the old thread, really?
>>3188814
So?
>>3188869
ROASTE
D
mine
>>3188843
>whispers in your ear
She has a hot sister
>
>>3188863
>mfw you check these numbers
>>3188784
boom swaps made,leeeeeets go.
>>3188869
could have sworn i put one. my b
>>3188863
>>3188863
>>3188863
>
>>3188869
>There was a link,just didn't make it large enough for everyone to see.
>Jasper
>>3188863
>>3188866
Ooooh, it's also a sassy dolly too.
>Sonata grabs the little doll and lifts her up to her face
Look at you, how adorable.
>>3188893
Great. This place again.
>>3188893
Oh dear....
It's this place again....
>>3188883
>>3188887
>>3188891
>all that fail
I bet /sug/ got it again.
Chodetastic
>>3188868
I fully intend to.
>>3188893
This smell, could it be... cake?
>>3188893
>hobbles away slowly
>>3188869
Get fucking good fagit.
>>3188814
>>3188866
No I'm not silly.
>>3188869
I know the place is built like a maze!
>>3188893
I suppose we need to sign in first
>issacs handwriting was never the best.
>>3188840
>Ornstein's face is impossible to read behind the helmet, but he doesn't waver either. He even sounds a tiny bit satisfied as he sets his spear by his side.
An' thou'rt welcome company, Sunset. This place has prov'd... Bizarre. My Lord is quite interested, but thee and thine prove a chaotic lot.
>>3188848
"Spike?"
>Ornstein stares at you, his shoulders sagging a bit, an air of incredulity rolling off of the massive golden knight.
By the Lords, you are a strange specimen.
>>3188861
>Ornstein brushes the butterfly away, shoving it back into the air.
Away with thee, spawn of Seath.
>>3188893
An escort? Unprecedented... And suspicious.
>>3188868
What do you plan to do against the Great Overlord Laharl!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UTUbcuh1jM
can anybody tell me if this sounds good?
>>3188869
It happened.
>>3188866
I doubt I taste good.
>>3188893
Here we go.
>>3188893
Oh. This place. Greaaaaaaat....
>>3188942
kys hane.
>>3188868
Good, chastity is the way too go.
>>3188872
You're the worst of them all, dye your hair a different color why don'tcha!
>>3188904
>frails around a bit to get out but gives up
I hate you. Gosh you're as annoying as that sexual predator.
>>3188893
Off we trot
>>3188955
No cooks in the kitchen, and a smell of blood in the air... This place is unnatural. I can feel it.
>>3188955
Huh. I was expecting some curse or hex inside these beds. Pleasant surprise I guess.
>>3188955
I guess we'll have to be sleep buddies!
>>3188928
>lands on you again
>flutters wings
Daily reminder that Hane has a tiny nigger dick
>>3188955
Hey, Isaac, do you hear that?
There must be a party going on!
Let's go, let's go!
>>3188928
>Spike's arms drop by his sides as the front of 'indifferent' fell alongside them.
Are you trying to kill me, or are you trying to study me?
>>3188955
I.. Need to sleep the shock off.
>>3188955
Urgh, fine, then.
>>3188982
That's Izaya's fetish
>>3188928
To be expected of a realm dedicated almost entirely to eternal warfare and conflict.
Does your Lord send you here with a mission?
>>3188951
But I like my hair. You've got some pretty locks of your own, little miss.
>>3188955
HEY- What the hell?
>>3188955
Are you the one crying?
>>3189000
OH SHIT SPIDERCHAN
>fondles
>>3188951
>sets you down
ok now, bye bye!
>walks away
>>3188935
I warned you.
*takes her top off*
>>3188951
I had not develop the proper emotions yet. Though even if I did, I doubt I will use them.
>>3189005
>>3189005
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>>3189005
Nothing out of the ordinary.
>>3189005
What the hell, dude? Trying to sleep.
>>3189005
>Inhales the Bell
>Turns into Bell Kirby
>>3189000
>Hugs.
>>3189005
This place really is built like a maze, Isaac, I can't find the dining hall anywhere!
And I'm getting hungry! This is terrible!
>>3188977
>The giant knight's hand squeezes tightly around his spear, and he reaches up, wrapping his arms around the emerald moth-like body of the Moonlight Butterfly, drawing it off of him carefully.
Return to thy master. I have no need of thee or any of Seath's creations.
>He tosses you high into the air to allow you to take wing.
>>3188993
I am as confused as you are, tiny dragon.
>Ornstein shakes his head and sighs.
Though I am sorely tempted to obey my old instincts.
>>3189005
What sorcery is this?
>He slams his fist against the door, but it doesn't budge an inch.
Let me out, I say!
>>3189006
Indeed. And for a purpose related to what thou sayest this place is dedicated to. After all, so many warriors gathered in one place is a strange and wondrous occurrence. Art thou a soldier as well, fair Sunset?
>>3189005
I hate not having enough money to even own a blanket. But that's ok, I'm used to falling asleep outside with snow on my face...I just have to suffer for a little bit then it'll get better because they said it would
>>3189005
Well that was fruitless to check out
>>3189000
You know it.
evens sleep
odds keep working on this ava folder
dubs overdose on pills
>>3189005
>>3189045
Get away from me, you creep! I thought this was MY room!
>>3189055
>
>>3189016
AGH! PUT YOUR TOP BACK ON! NOW!
>>3189055
>>3189043
How about instead of doing that, you don't? I feel that's a better outcome for everyone involved.
>>3189064
Okay then. That's not happening.
>>3189055
You okay there, Anon?
>>3189064
Underhanded dealings and footpads seem to be the rule here. There is no venue for honorable combat. Still... They may serve a good purpose.
>>3189055
Please don't, we already have too few people as is..
odds vidya
evens sleep
dubs work on games
>>3189064
What a pain....
>>3189055
>Please don't OD.
>>3189064
Not gonna ask. Pour me the strongest stuff you got.
>>3189070
*begins to walk towards you*
I want you to state that I am not your vassal and I will consider it.
>>3189055
Rolling for this as well, I'm all game for some OD'ing.
>>3189064
I'll work as a house keeper if you let me stay~
>>3188814
Tru~
>>3189059
This place is haunted, I don't know what the fuck else to do but seek out the strange
>>3189064
That much is obvious
>>3189087
GAH!! NO! YOUR MY VASSAL AND I'LL DESTROY YOU IF YOU DON'T PUT YOUR CHEST AWAY!
>>3189099
>sucks dick
>>3189043
I wasn't one until I become human. My kind compared to the human race knows little to nothing about the ways of war.
The subject fascinates me, soldiering I mean.
>>3189097
I'll say, they go together quite well.
I'm super jealous.
Alright it's time to play some What's In The Bag, where you associate one of the items I pull out of my bag with a person in the Hunger Games universe...
>puts hand in bag
ONLY TRIPS CAN STOP SUPER GIGA SHITPOSTER ASUKA!
DUBS POWER HER UP!
3 SETS OF DUBS SET OF THE HG DOOMSDAY DEVICE!
>>3189109
I wanted my hands to be clean. CLEAN. You have done the opposite of that.
>>3189109
>turns on flamethrower
Just get over here so we can kill whoeverthefuck that is
>>3189109
What was that? How did it get on my top bunk?
>>3189109
"We're always watching" Pfft
OK... GO!
>>3189120
end it all, please.
>>3189097
Why should I, dolly?
>>3189105
That doesn't excuse you barging in here!
>>3189109
What the hell....
>>3189076
I am the Dragonslayer, worm. It is my duty to cleanse thy kind from the face of the world, to ensure the survival of many more.
>Ornstein's spear abruptly explodes with golden lightning, arcs of the pure energy crawling across the wood around you, leaving long streaks of black and burnt charcoal where they travel in a split second of brilliance.
Consider yourself lucky that I have not already slain thee.
>>3189115
Fascinates thee? Thou hast lived the life, no? Art thou a knight in some far-off land, a soldier to your lord?
>>3189120
I'm here for the doomsday device.
>>3189099
I am just showing this waste who is in charge. I hope my clone in there is doing a good job.
>>3189107
Hmph. Suit yourself because I will not until you say it.
*walks even closer*
>>3189154
Ghosts, specters, revenants, the walking dead... This place is not a battleground. It is a deathtrap!
>>3189154
See, Grimey, we told you nothing was wrong!
This food is just delicious, and it's all-you-can-eat!
>>3189154
P-Poyo?
>>3189154
Come in here, I fucking dare you
>>3189151
OR I CAN SOLVE THIS BY JUST ANNIHILATING YOU! I can always find more vassals!
>>3189142
The hotel doesn't make sense. Your door said it lead to the stairs
>>3189154
Stop laughing at me!
>>3189147
>By reflex, Spike jumps up, using his wings to hover slightly above the ground as the lightning makes a right mess of itself below him.
I'll consider myself lucky that I'm not in charge of cleaning that up.
And please don't call me a worm. That's unnecessarily rude.
>>3189154
Is no one considerate these days?
>>3189147
I did serve as a student of sorcery under the ruler of my homeland, but I wasn't bred solely for war. Peace and brotherhood were the norm, there was no need for great warriors.
>>3189170
*grabs your hand*
Quite an overreaction. You do not seem to like me so just say it. I will leave you alone forever.
>>3189191
Sorry, I just thought I.. Nevermind.
Sorry.
>>3189154
>>3189178
This. Place. Sucks.
>>3189176
...I'm going to be glad when this game is over and I can just go back in to my tank.
>>3189191
>>3189201
Poyo....
>>3189191
>takes out tracking device
Oh no you don't
>>3189154
>>3189162
See I knew we'd find food eventually!
>sorry battery was low and hard to charge and use ar same time
I'M FINALLY DONE WITH MY TASKS!
Someone give me cola.
>>3189191
There aren't even any actual children here!
>>3189205
You and me both
>>3189214
>THROWS COFFEE AT
>>3189115
I can sense your envy from a mile.
>>3189142
Because you and I really don't like eachother.
Now, Internet, I'm gonna give you an offer you can't refuse, if you let me post, I'll legally rename myself to Onion-chan.
>>3189214
oh no...
>>3189214
>gives you a mannequin head
>>3189214
>gives you a diet cola
Sure thing.
>>3189178
>Ornstein growls softly and turns about, hauling his spear up and pressing it against his back, stalking away with long strides, the long plume of his helmet bobbing and swaying in the air as he takes his abrupt leave of you.
Impertinent and foolish... But, perhaps... Innocent.
>>3189188
And yet thou became'st one in the fullness of time. Thou have'st a soldier's eyes, or perhaps the look of one who has seen much.
>Ornstein shrugs and gestures around at the other warriors gathered around the Arena's edge.
An' thee and thine make war here. I see an army that thou'rt a soldier in.
>>3189214
>Hands him a refreshing Pepsi™
>>3189214
I COULD get you a cola, only if you say please.
>>3189246
>feeds Samson hair
>>3189251
Keep 'em coming!
Hope you like chinese food, Grimey!
Hahahaha!
>>3189246
Poyo?
>>3189251
Poyo....
>>3189224
>dodges Sohpisto's attack
Nice try, but I'm not falling for this.
>>3189226
Who is this?
>>3189229
>he takes the mannequin head
What am I supposed to do with this?
>>3189232
...
>>3189251
To think such an implement is commonplace in whatever world this place resides in... These are twin daggers, assassin's weapons if I've ever seen them.
>>3189193
*Continues to look away*
Your my vassal. I don't have to like the way your body works as long as you listen to what I tell you.
Hoshi's prom>Literal shit>Junko's homecoming("home". We're on trash since autumn)&(AKA copy prom)=Rin's soireé(>using french words)
>>3189237
Gee, thanks for the kind words.
>Spike lands, looking around at the scorched wood and grumbling.
They're probably gonna think I did this.
>>3189251
This is a little too cramped.
>>3189225
You ever think about growing it out?
>>3189237
No. I'm not in any military outfit anymore. Sometimes I find a group that I can fight side by side with, but I mostly fight on my own.
It's better that way
>>3189251
Okay, okay, I'll leave!
>>3189238
This is worse than a diet holocaust. Take it back.
>>3189246
PLEASE get me a cola.
>>3189223
You live in one, too, or was that a dig at me?
>>3189225
Unlike some people, I actually value my continued existence, however.
>>3189251
...Crap.
>>3189254
Please don't feed Samson, he's on a diet...
>>3189261
Well isn't that just adorable, its like a little pink me!
>>3189251
I'll sleep on the floor thank you very much
