A new thread for our insufferable host.
HG.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3106663
You're about to lose your chance.
>>3106686
Oh sweet, this is a perfect opportunity. I'm just gonna go steal a bunch of stuff. Thanks!
I want to violently rape Bikko
>>3106703
Thanks cutie.
What slide did I leave off on?
>>3106717
I want to violently rape Bikko's stump
I want Batman to violently rape Joker
>>3106686
I'm not expecting you to be. I don't really have any soldiers right now. My services are called on when there's a war or some big battle in this place.
>>3106705
If it'll make you trust me I can show you my mental health records. I'm not letting you see my physical records you perv.
>He pulls up a document on his phone.
>>3106661
>I mean.. Those doujinshi's and pictures aren't really hard to find, fuck I don't even look for them, just looking for pictures most of the time is just so gay...
>>3106669
Nice. Way to go tracksuit.
>>3106684
Ah well, you got far enough. Pretty far for my spot anyway.
>>3106705
No no, I know what you meant, I think we're friends too.
>>3106679
Not the best time to joke about something.
>>3106705
You must have been upset.
>>3106695
I am much more violent than the last match.
>>3106728
The feast.
>>3106684
It does feel odd not calling people by their name. Sorry about that, Bikko.
>>3106728
Shit host, kill yourself.
>>3106735
I-...What the heck is wrong with you people?
Wouldn't the Joker enjoy that anyway?
>>3106728
I want to put my dick on Erica's annoyed face
>>3106724
Ok, ok, fine! You're not cute.
What should I call you instead?
>>3106746
This I can see, Next match you should make for a worthy opponent.
>Jasper
>>3106724
Now go take my sword too if you want.... If you can carry it..
>drops the huge ass sword.
>>3106705
Goddammit.... Here. This should calm you down for a second.
>puts a kitten on top of your head
Calm down, no need to go on a killing spree.
>>3106740
There's no war in this place. Only pointless battles that is really stupid..
>>3106744
>Go to Danbooru and search up Ross.
>Prepare a bleach for your eyes too.
>>3106746
Don't worry about it, just try to win
>>3106744
Thanks for the spot again
>>3106731
>>3106725
Never in a million years
Garnet is my only friend
Mass deletion of everyone on my friend's list coming soon
>>3106592
No, ur cute
>>3106740
Nobody is interested about your below avarage records about your physical state.
>takes a quick look at the document
>>3106744
No, we are not friends. You can keep repeating it, it won't change that I don't intend to become friends with you.
>>3106746
Upset over what?
>>3106765
There is two ways I can see this ending. I'm going with the one where I live.
>>3106765
You watch and I sleep, slave
>>3106765
when are you going to unblock me mate?
ead brister this is why no one likes you in class you buddy fucking fuck.
>>3106755
Wriggle of course.
O-Oh, you meant like a nickname or something didn't you? You can call me whatever you want though, as long as it isn't cute.
>>3106763
>lands on her foot
Ouch... W-What is this thing made of?
>>3106765
>>3106775
Hey! Wha-What the hell is wrong with you?! Why would you take a chance like this?!
>>3106765
>>3106777
When you fag a strike witch or a brave witch
>>3106768
Thanks I guess
>>3106763
You haven't been here long enough to say that Ross.
>>3106772
You're the one asking for them Sarah. Not my fault if you come up with some sick fantasy after looking at me.
>>3106781
Any other adjective you'd like?
>>3106785
Can you three handle the hunting? I'm still feeling bad because of Garnet's little stunt.
>>3106795
You mother-
>>3106759
I'll be waiting.
>>3106764
It appears I took the wrong choice.
>>3106772
What just happened. I can tell you are not used to that.
>>3106783
There was also a possibilty. where you would do this.
>>3106795
Winner next slide
>>3106809
As will I,friend.
>Jasper
>>3106781
What else, Pure metal. It's basically pure hunk of Iron. I don't have enough money to buy other greatsword that is made with better steel.
>>3106791
Hajiman: >He hasn't sucked dick for games
Hajiman: Fag
Blackbird of Wangan: Nope
Blackbird of Wangan: Never!
Hajiman is now Online.
Hajiman: Wow
Hajiman is now Online.
Blackbird of Wangan: YEP I AM ONE OF THE STRAIGHTEST GUY IN HG
That should explain me.
>>3106793
Actually... I have been here for 4 months and I know what it is like.
>>3106795
...
This is really boring, why did we come here?
>>3106813
Y-you too.
>>3106813
>>3106821
Dress like that again and next time I won't stop at just one stab.
>>3106827
Congrats Ara
>>3106791
>>3106827
>>3106809
Good try atleast.
>>3106827
Atleast the abomination didn't win. Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3106817
I dunno, I save it
>>3106793
Sick fantasy? Like wanting to kill you?
>>3106809
I-I just pulled a joke on him. Of course I am not used to that.
>>3106763
>pets the kitten
I'm calm.
>>3106832
>>3106832
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3106827
It will help digest last night's dinner, I swear.
>>3106842
>>3106832
Thank you for hosting.
>>3106827
That thing has a neck?
>>3106842
>congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3106828
You know you love me, Araragi-kun. Nyaaa desu~
>Doggy paddles out of the thread
>>3106842
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3106842
Thanks for hosting
>>3106827
>>3106842
I was on a roll. I shouldn't had taken the chance. Congrats Araragi. Thanks for hosting.
>>3106817
I've been here for a year Ross. I've been at the dumb wars. I know a bit more about the politics of this place than you do. I'm not denying that they're dumb, I'm just saying that they happened.
>>3106832
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3106841
Oooh, looks like I've pissed you off a little bit. Now that you see I'm mentally sound you've realized that I've been messing with you the whole time. It's a natural reaction.
>>3106830
>>3106834
>>3106844
Thank you.
>>3106842
And thanks for the game.
>>3106849
Naisu.
>>3106849
>>3106855
>>3106855
Can I fuck you?
>>3106799
Hmmmm...
>stops to think for a ridiculous amount of time
I dunno, you're supposed to be the creative one here. Got any ideas?
>>3106817
It's kind of cutting off blood flow to my foot right now, do you think you could move it? Pretty please?
>>3106849
Fixed the shadow on those low-hanging letters
>>3106842
Thanks for hosting.
>Jasper
>>3106763
>no thanks.
>>3106764
No problem, you're my friend, so ya'know.
>>3106772
You're just being a porcupine, I know we're friends!
>>3106842
Thanks for hosting
>>3106872
I did, but you didn't like that one.
What's wrong with the c-word anyway?
TEACHERS ARE GAY, THAT ONE TEACHER IN THIS PLACE IS THE GAYEST
>>3106842
Thank you for the game.
GAY IS OK
>>3106855
... What's wrong with you?
>>3106863
So, what did you want to prove with this? Because it was just slightly annoying.
>>3106891
Oh...
>>3106903
Wanna meme?
>>3106834
I can't say that it wasn't. It still would have been nice to win.
>>3106841
It didn't seem like a joke.
>>3106891
There are several teachers here.
>>3106896
Congratulations, Ara.
>>3106870
>
>>3106871
That depends on who you're voting for.
>>3106896
All I want is your love, Araragi-kun~
>>3106891
>every edgy 12 year old on earth
>>3106906
What is "meme"?
I want to violently fuck Emi's stump
>>3106839
>FEMALE ON FEMALE IS OK FOR ME.
>BUT MALE ON MALE........
>JESUS CHRIST.
>>3106841
>the cat yawns and sleeps on your lap
Hmm that's better, and keep him. He keeps on following you. He's been meowing non-stop....
>>3106876
Perfect...
>>3106881
>Definitely a no thanks for me too.
>I have searched kaito in danbooru and it left me in tears since I used to use Kaito during the secret ava days.
>>3106899
I didn't want to prove anything. I was bored and you're being quite entertaining.
>>3106913
That means I did it properly, right? It had a better impact that way.
>>3106922
I want to rub Emi's stumps while licking Bikko's stump
>>3106921
A meme, a popular-in-the-web subject and/or a famous phrase.
>>3106915
Oh, umm, thanks.
>>3106917
And who told you dressing up like a girl and wearing cat ears was the way to get it?
>>3106887
I don't like people calling me cute because I am definitely NOT cute, but also cause nobody ever takes cute thing seriously. You have to look cool if you want people to listen to you. That's why I wear this cape!
>>3106917
!
>>3106863
I have been here for 4 months and I can see how pointless it is. The war itself must be over some pointless thing that can be resolved with simple diplomacy....
>>3106872
Fine fine...
>takes his sword back
It's quite light for me though... Maybe because I am used to it already.
>>3106917
I'll vote to the one that allows me to fuck you.
>>3106933
As lovely as that sounds, I really need to be finishing preparing my assignments. I shouldn't be here. I would hate for one of my students to spot me empty-handed.
>>3106947
I see.
So, about those cuddles.
>shoots everybody in the face
>>3106953
Well don't you let me hold you still then, I'll get you the memes later then.
>>3106968
>mfw noface
>>3106968
>gets shot
>dies
>>3106928
I suppose you can be a real good actor. Though there was a possibility where he accepted your proposal.
>>3106939
Sensei told me that I needed to start wearing more "appropriate attire" so I thought that this would be a good start.
>>3106948
>tfw Meme-chan will never rape you
And on that note, fuck off you filthy whore.
>>3106951
Sounds good to me, but no gay shit, alright?
>>3106968
>HITS
Ouch.... anon... why he fuck did you do that?
>Heals his face back to normal.
You're an asshole you know that anon.
>>3106971
Thank you Miss!
>>3106980
>>3106968
>bounces off the rolling shield
Ha! It works! Suck it!
>>3106968
>
Nice shot.
>>3106980
She'll hypnotize you and rape you in your dreams for all of eternity. She is a siren
Show me your prom outfit
>>3106988
>kicks rolling shield down the hill
Jaa nee!
>>3106968
OW!
You're lucky my metal's harder then lead, Anon!
Hikigaya? More like Hikkikomori
>>3106950
I mean, with a sword that huge wouldn't it be more effective to just hit people with the flat of the blade and crush all their bones?
>>3106964
Oh right.
>cuddles
>>3106999
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>3106996
>tfw you're taking your outfit
>>3106996
I'm not going , so I don't have one.
>>3106950
You're completely right. But tell me, when has anyone really listened to diplomacy in this place. I try all the time and it never really works out.
>>3106996
I don't have one anon.
>>3106996
I will be taking what I always wear.
>>3106996
I don't own anything besides what I'm wearing. I'll just be the one everyone compares to so that they'll feel better about themselves
>>3106996
>Jasper
>>3107003
Squee!
>is cuddled
>>3106996
none
get it, because it's actually homecoming.
>>3107015
>Kissu
I'll take you Otako.
>>3106996
I hope I look good
>>3106987
Don't you look at me like that, I won't forgive you until you find something more formal to wear.
>>3106996
Unlike some people, I come prepared. Also, rate me.
>>3107002
How did you know about my middle school nickname?
>>3107014
You have like three entries in, fuckface. Stop complaining.
>>3106996
Since Dean Ambrose is still mourning Mitch and Matoi, that plan's off the shelf...you fellas reckon you need a bouncer?
>>3106996
This is only to help me blend in! I'll never wear this stupid outfit ever again after this!
>>3107040
>four, actually
>>3106996
>>3107028
This is mine. Gonna show up drunk and belligerent as hell too.
>>3106996
That would imply I'm going, anon. And it's homecoming, technically, but close enough
>>3106923
>Did you? I didn't hear anyone talk about anyone avaing him, so that's one of the reasons I picked him up.
>>3107043
Oh my god that's adorable.
>>3107049
Just like a normal game :^)
>Prom
Kys
>>3106996
Too much?
>>3107033
Like hell you will!
>>3107049
You reeaaaally need to kill yourself.
>>3107050
I'm Burrito! Burrito Uzumaki! I'm your density! I mean...Your destiny~
>>3106996
PROM IS CANCELLED
>>3106996
Hmm. If I was going to the homecoming, this may be it. Or maybe a suit.
Anybody who goes to prom is an attenion whore
>>3106923
Oh no, dude is fucking a dude, my eyes, aaaaaaahhhhhh. Toughen up
>>3107052
You can't even wear your nice dress for me?
>Jasper
>>3107057
Quit staring, Ruby! You're gonna help me burn this dress after the dance is over.
>>3107082
>attenion
>>3107070
>After the rebirth Blue Beetle run
>>3106996
>>3107016
Diplomacy works only when it is needed. Settle it like gentleman. That is ow it going to work..
>>3107003
Nah... the edges are sharp enough to slice a person in two..
And besides, This sword is my best friend.
>>3106996
Going Hans Solo to the Homecoming. So I will be wearing more modern casual than medieval casual.
>>3107029
>cuddles some more
>pets
>>3107082
Haven't you learned, anon? Everyone is an attentionwhore! Human beings naturally crave social interaction, after all.
>>3106996
I'm think about going nude.
>>3107040
>>3107093
Fair enough.
>>3107094
Lookin' good, hot stuff.
>>3107082
Anybody who doesn't go to prom is a literal who that no one wants to talk to.
>>3107069
What are you so upset about, Nanashi?
>>3107074
I prefer curry bread.
>>3107094
Uts might have something to say about that decision....but then again she never wears much either.
>>3107085
I only have this one outfit.
>>3107100
You say that as if there's any other way.
>>3106996
>>3107100
>kissus nips
M-O-O-N, that spells new game when?
>>3107104
>it'll get canceled anyway HAHAHAhaha...
>;-;
>>3107110
>implying there's not so many people with multiple entries that it's possible to go with other people like you're supposed to
>>3107097
H-hey! I should be the one doing that!
>>3107118
>takes gravelord sword.
>>3107114
I could purchase you some more clothes, Lapis. There's a thrift store that isn't too far from here!
>>3106996
I got this suit and glasses...
>>3107111
I'm not upset! Just confused as all.
>>3107117
OF COURSE THERE ISN'T!
Nudity is humanity at it's finest, after all!
>>3107119
What do you think you're doing?
>>3107122
What's so funny?
>>3107124
What did you say?
>>3106996
Probably this, but I'm not going most likely.
>>3107087
But it's so tiny and adorable, it fits you so well, maybe you'll wear next time too.
Good Afternoon
>>3107096
Is there a definition for that? Settling it like gentleman means different things to different people.
>>3107110
>
>>3107114
Change your form with shapshifting like I do. You don't have to buy expensive human clothes.
>https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1c/83/70/1c8370eca34c03c50555068b4068bbe8.jpg
>>3107138
I'll help her,Pearl.
>Jasper
>>3107101
That'll do. If you weren't such a crazy bitch, I'd totally fuck your brains out tbqh.
>>3107122
Y-you too.
>>3107125
It's okay babe, I'm here for you if you ever need a shoulder to cry on.
>>3107139
So, did you decide to take Sammy?
>>3107096
Even if it was dull it could still break right though a piece of metal with all the weight it has on it.
>>3107130
Shhh. We're cuddling.
>pets some more
>scratches behind your ear
>>3107150
why
why yamtoo cry
>>3107133
GO AHEAD, I'M USED TO THE BETRAYAL OF PEOPLE JOINING MY COVENANT AND LEAVING FOR MY SWORD
>>3107148
I'll make sure there won't BE a next time, then.
>>3107099
T R U.
Everybody wants attention to some degree
>>3107158
Hell no... I'm not going to that damn homecoming.
>>3107154
>you'd do it anyway
>>3107151
Oh, how gracious of you, Jasper!
>>3107168
Oh, alright, want to burn it fast or slow? have you told Sans about this too?
>>3107175
For a cutie, you're absolutely no fun sometimes.
>>3107160
B-but... aaah fuck it.
>leans in and purrs
>>3107173
>>3107175
Skipping homecoming and going straight for third base?
Well played.
>>3107110
.............
I am a literal who anyway. And besides, I am going in Hans Solo!
>>3107150
Respect. That is the word. You need respect.
>>3107160
True, but there will be no blood. only concussions and tiny amounts of blood.
>>3107166
>takes all of the eye of death
thanks old man!
>>3107104
As to you, and you know what they say, if you got it flaunt it.
>>3107113
I find it almost ironic, since she'll most likely be dressing up for the occasion.
>>3107122
Oh anon, you're making me blush.
>>3107140
Exactly! In a perfect world, everyone would be going in their birthday suits.
>>3107179
Yea,yea. I just want her to look nice.
>Jasper
New host please
>>3107181
I think when the time comes, burning it slow will be the best way to handle it. I want to see each and every little stitch on it turn to ashes. That fat dirtbag doesn't need to see anything until the dance!
I want to take Sammy to the homecoming
>>3107176
T-the public doesn't need to know it though...
>>3107195
Your date is shit though, I would have never expected you to take such an unappealing chick.
>>3107161
Oh, I'm not crying sugar. I was just being bullied. Nothing to worry about.
>>3107194
I like to think I have at least a little bit of that around here.
>>3107173
No.
>>3107185
I like this way to be quite honest. Needs some damn peace in my life.
>>3107189
.....You know damn well that's not happening.
>>3107203
Kay, First -24
>>3107195
As a free world we should be able to regardless of whatever mundane rules that strumpet Junko enforces on us. She can't stop us from being who we really are!
>>3107211
Your date's not even real.
>>3107151
>>3107179
I'll just wear my regular outfit. Ain't no dance telling me what to wear.
>>3107197
It seems like you two aren't planning to fuse during the festivities, then. That's quite alright, I'm sure you and her will look stunning in your fancy attires!
>>3107211
Well, at least mine isn't a literal sex toy.
>>3107204
I get it, it's bad luck for the groom to see his bride before the dance.
>>3107215
Bully
Bully is bad
>>3107208
Knock yourself out man.
>>3106996
...
>>3107217
Meme
>>3107211
>she'd rape you anyway
>>3107217
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3107217
>image.jpg
Yeah no.
>>3107217
U Strawberry?
>>3107217
Benny Goodman
>>3107217
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3107217
Naoe Yamato
>>3107217
Nanashi
>>3107223
Oh, come on now, things like these don't happen very often in human society. Why not embrace the celebration by appreciating their primitive culture?
>>3107217
A rock
>>3107217
Otako
>>3107216
It might.
>>3107217
Swood Grommet
>>3107229
God damn it, now that song's stuck in my head. Fuck you
>>3107217
Slav
>>3107217
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3107217
Noodle
>>3107223
Alright then. Just please try and act somewhat nice to people.
>>3107226
Why would we fuse? I don't wanna destroy anything.
>>3107217
Jasper
Female
>>3107217
Ross
>>3107215
Respect is the first step of not having a war. Means you acknowledge your opponent as an equal. And then make peace. It is that simple.
You may be here for a year, but I am 1000 years old more than you.
>>3107217
HOUOUIN "I'VE FAILED" KYOUMA!
>>3107219
Don't call her my date, she's just taking me because no one else is willing to.
>>3107227
>Implying that's a bad thing
>>3107232
I'd be more than okay with that... if we were real...
>cries
>>3107217
Hikki
>>3107217
The Player
>>3107217
Furry porn
>>3107217
King Kaito
>>3107217
Julion Alvarez
>>3107217
Sanae Kochiya
>>3107217
Captain Luna
>>3107217
Eggman-kun
>>3107217
B1 battle droid
>>3107217
Flowey
>>3107228
What?! We aren't getting married! Eww, why would you say that?!
>>3107217
Ogre
>>3107217
Boat pussy
>>3107217
Sugar
>>3107261
no
no swearing!!
>>3107217
Major Ocelot
>>3107217
The United Kingdom
>>3107268
>>3107256
Fine. How about this then?.
>>3107255
Like you can touch me with any physical attacks!
>>3107259
It's not.
>>3107274
*she were real*
I really need to fix my spelling mistakes.
welp, I need to go to a social gathering, so inevitably I'l be back wasted for once.
Anyway, just popped by to see how you guys are doing.
>>3107256
>>3107223
Yeah. Have some fun with it.
>>3107231
Sauce? need it for research
>>3107217
My Wriggle senses tell me this isn't a real game!
>>3107187
You're a really soft kitty...
>rubs your belly
>>3107194
Well... Yeah, I guess you're right.
But what's even cooler is watching someone get stung to death by bees. They're all flaily and screamy and stuff.
>People didn't see the minus
>people think I'd host from mobile
I'm just fucking with you fags.
>>3107301
>I want you to think I have a social life
>>3107229
Bully is bad. It's like you're learning.
>>3107269
1000 years more old than you? Well since you've obviously got me beat in sentence structure I'll just move on. I didn't even start the wars, I was just asked to help with them.
>>3107295
I like it. You look...good.
>Jasper
