Board Games 241.
First 24.
Yukkuri Reimu
Sliver Queen
Cute Blonde Vamp Protector Yukine
>>3105999
Naoe Yamato
Otako
Sheamus
Jack Frost
Nicolas Brown
Yukkuri Squid Girl
X7-10
>>3105999
King Kaito
Furry porn
>>3105999
Empress
Iida Tenya
Celes
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3105999
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3105999
Ross
>>3105977 (Subaru Impreza WRX-STi)
You're starting to sound more desperate than ever. Are you sure you're not desperate?
>>3105998 (Yamato battle cruisers operational)
So you just want to kill him is that all?
The Player
>>3105999
Young Ocelot
>>3105999
Garnet
Koyomi Araragi
Wolfwood
Travelling Dancer
Zombieman
Ruby
Captain Luna
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3105998
I'm a [hitman]. You don't have to know more than that.
Yella Poil
>tfw you fap so hard you have a heart attack
>this is an entry
Smalljon Umber
>>3105999
Hikigaya Hachiman
Late Joris Cullen
Peeing Erica
Jack Spicer
>>3105999
Super fucking late Subaru
>>3105988
I think you need to open up a bit more and get your true feeling out. You'll feel much better after you do that.
>>3105990
There is, but that doesn't make my statement any less true.
>>3105998
Can't we go to the convenient store and get something easy there? I like instant stuff more than stuff you have to prep.
>>3106035
Because you're confusing to look at. I'm almost incline to not being you're a male because you're so feminine.
>>3106041
Is that how it works?! Goddamn double standards!
Totally not late: Blue Beetle
>Posting in previous thread
O-Oh
>>3106064
You'd enjoy talking to them more than me, wouldn't you?
>>3106031
Not kill him exactly. But, toughen him up a bit. Dude's been a shut in for a year. I'm a fan of just throwing someone into a situation and only helping them if it gets extremely out of hand.
>>3106048
A hitman? Boring, I'm now changing your class to mercenary. Now you can do other duties besides killing someone. I'm hiring you to be nicer to Natsuki.
>>3106064
Fine, instant stuff will work for now. But you're gonna have to learn how to prep stuff for yourself it's a cheaper and healthier alternative than eating out every night.
>>3106064
I think you are an annoying idiot who can't keep his mouth shut even if he is in imminent danger. It annoys me beyond belief and I can't stop thinking about shooting you on sight. There.
>>3106083
Pretty good, let's begin the slaughter !
>>3106083
Fixed, anybody who mentions the mistake will be banned and forfeit their spot to the next in line.
>>3106083
Wrong image silly~
>>3106083
Bump to 36 Cuckmina
>>3106083
furry porn
>>3106097
>>3106074
>>3106097
furry porn is king kaito
>>3106097
You're the mistake.
>>3106083
Swap me out for tracksuit please.
>>3106022
>>3106064
>>3106110
...
>>3106083
Give my spot to >>3106047
>>3106071
No kidding.
>>3106083
Swap everyone out for me.
>>3106083
Looks hee-perfect, ho!
>Someone claimed me in the waifu thread
I dedicate this kissu to you
>kissu
>>3106122
What? Why would you give your spot away? You have the best chance of winning!
>>3106085
I like talking to you the same as talking to them, you're just a bit more reclusive than they are.
>>3106086
Oh, I stay healthy by exercising every morning! It may not look like it, but I'm pretty damn strong for a shut-in.
>>3106089
Do you feel better now?
>>3106101
>>3106100
>>3106102
>>3106107
>>3106108
No need, these four people have forfeited their spots.
>>3106105
Make that 5.
If someone can pull a UID out of their ass so I can lie to myself and say there is enough people to justify me bumping it, I will.
>>3106129
I claimed Jaime Reyes. Get your blue ass outta here.
>>3106133
No, I'm sure I stated most of that before.
>>3106122
That really isn't necessary, Garnet. You deserve your spot.
>>3106134
Eggman-kun?
>>3106117
For what purpose, Stingray?
>>3106064
What? I AM a boy.
>>3106134
+1 UID
ayy lmao
>>3106129
Bringing the sophisto to those threads
What have we caused.
>>3106086
Toughen him up? I think I will make a better teacher for that toughening up. And besides he has no problems interacting with people.
>>3106083
I am with the fire girl who seared me to death last game... Oh boy.
>>3106133
>zaps him from the back using static magic
That is not how you get a girl.
>>3106137
>runs behind building
>comes back as Jaime
Yo-You too, grimes-sama...
>>3106133
I'm hardly reclusive. We're having a nice conversation here.
>>3106134
here's an id
anime is shit
>>3106152
>slaps the Nightbutt.
>>3106134
Okay
>>3106146
Simple... So I can watch you die.
>>3106152
>>3106156
Well, hello there little man. I hear you're the current blue beetle. I've come from a time long ago and traveled all this way just to meet you. My name is Dan Garret and I was the FIRST blue beetle!
>>3106110
Boop. Just took away that luxury. You can no longer refuse this job.
>>3106133
I do the same thing man, you can't just keep feeding your body junk-food. As long as you don't die it's ok I suppose. But you're not going to impress many girls if you just make instant noodles every time she comes over.
>>3106155
I'm talking socially, not physically. He's completely striking out with girls and acting super creepy around them. I'm helping the guy out.
>>3106100
God you're cute.
Bikko
>>3106180
Wow...You're exactly how I imagined you...talk about a throwback.
>>3106177
Oi oi oi... No need for further violence!
>>3106184
Socially? He's weird alright. But he can talk to guys pretty alright. Aside me burning him and slicing him multiple times.
>>3106138
Then you're not getting it all out! I wanna hear you vent everything that you have bottled up inside of you, Sarah-tan! Let me feel the full force of your emotions!
>>3106149
I can't believe that. You're too girly to be a boy.
>>3106155
Your electricity's only making me stronger!
>>3106159
That's right! See, it's easy to talk to people when you put all that self-deprecation behind you!
>>3106172
LIKE HELL I'M GOING TO DIE!
>>3106184
I don't think I'd every get as far as to get a girl in my home anyways. Most of them are turned off my how scary my eyes are.
>>3106189
this is /hg/ please go back to
/trash/
>>3106169
>you were a hologram
>I turn off your emitter and you disappear permanently forever
>>3106177
D-Do you think you could you get your foot off me? Please?
>>3106197
Well then..... die.
>burns him with fire again
>yawns
Damn this gets boring real quick.
>>3106197
I never had any to begin with.
>>3106197
Yeah, you're definitely going to die.
>>3106190
Hello late Bikko, how are you?
>>3106197
It's the truth, I swear.
>Try to Arpee
>Get distracted playing vidya
How do you people juggle this?
>>3106184
You can't do that. You are not my superior anything close to that. You are just a stranger who wants to change my mind for no reason.
>>3106193
It has to die.
>>3106197
No. I refuse to do as you just said. I don't have a reason to let you know about things like that.
>>3106200
D-Do you think you could die? I already sacrificed this boot by stepping on you.
>>3106200
So cute!
Can I pet you?
>>3106193
....I think you may have a bigger social problem than he does. Why would you do that?
>>3106197
Now you're just making excuses Natsuki. COME ON SHOW SOME CONVICTION!
>>3106232
Are we starting or what ?!
>>3106232
...
Looks good.
>>3106229
I don't, I play vidya to get away.
>>3106041
I promise it won't happen again. Now I just need to know how it'd happen in the first place.
>>3106130
That is true. However I feel I needed to do this.
>>3106139
It is fine. I did not mind but they are bumping it up.
>>3106229
Play dating sims.
>>3106232
Okay, swap me for Bikko!
>>3106022
>>3106190
>>3106209
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP SETTING ME ON FIRE?!!
>he burns to ashes
>respawns
IT'S ANNOYING AS HELL!
>>3106215
But you constantly put yourself down for no reason at all.
>>3106218
Never ever! I'm going to live till the very last moment!
>>3106227
There's no way a guy can look as soft as you, or have that kind of hair.
>>3106233
Yes you do. I want you to get everything out so you can feel better. I'm trying to make myself useful for once, and you're making this really hard for me.
>>3106232
Thanks for hosting again
>>3106218
I don't know yet
>>3106250
You should keep it
>>3106244
Still, I really was undeserving of it. However, I do enjoy the fact that we can now both compete.
>Especially since I already hat the Snek in, you know? But I really appreciate the thought.
>>3106029
>>3106036
What're you nerds up to today?
>Jasper
>>3105977
Please don't push me off a cliff.
>>3106258
Why?
>>3106233
You know, this whole trying to kill me thing is starting to get painful...
>>3106235
I am not cute! Do not call me cute.
>>3106233
I'm actually your superior. Jesus it's like you didn't even pay attention to the debrief when you were sent here. I was expecting a lot more out of you. If you were paying attention the higher ups said a master tactician would be leading you. That master tactician is me.
>>3106236
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT!!
>>3106250
I-I see how it is...
>>3106258
On the contrary, I'm just talking about how great everyone else is.
>>3106260
>puts hug me sign on back
>>3106229
>Dedicate some time to RP and some to vidya
>If you have an urge to play more vidya than rp and feel some apathy towards roleplaying on one day then don't rp and play more, same goes vice versa
>>3106233
Fine I'll make her disappear! Just no need for further violence!
>>3106236
Me? Come on, it's called social bonding. Burning people with fire, and Slicing them to pieces is part of bonding. And I enjoy that.
But I am not a killer, I will not kill a person. I am a pacifist.
>>3106200
Psst.... You. I am going to do a magic trick so stay low for a moment. Just don't appear or you will die a painful death...
>>3106258
Uhhh... lets see something that is not boring.
>opens a book of sadism
Lets see.... Uhh Burning... Check.
Slicing... Check
Concussion.... check.
Well I am out of ideas already.
>>3106264
I'm playing overwatch and I just do not get how people like Mobaborn over this.
>>3106267
Okay, I won't push you off a cliff. You're free to live your life normally now.
>>3106268
Because I said so. It's not good bottling up emotions. It'll slowly eat you away until you become a shell of your former self, forced to put on a facade for other people so they don't have to deal with the monster you've become.
>>3106269
The pain would end if we got to the end of it for once.
>>3106270
...
I think you forgot to take your medicine today. I was never informed about such things, but I'm sure that you were informed for real, by the voices in your head.
>>3106278
There better be something useful here and not just a bunch of trees.
>>3106258
Nah, see you just burned to death, you're going to die.
>>3106260
Don't worry about it.
>>3106271
Oh god, I'm dumb, I thought you got a spot because it was bumped, I didn't know you were that fuckin late!
>>3106278
It was worth bumping up.
>>3106278
Hee-ho!
>>3106279
What the hell did ypu do?
>>3106278
A little help here, I can't really swim
>>3106290
I would've done that anyway.
>>3106289
So you're just playing video games then Lapis?
>I'd enjoy the game too,if I could afford to buy it.
>Jasper
>>3106276
You should talk about how great you are sometimes. It might make you feel just as good as you would if you talked up other people.
>>3106288
H-Human's aren't meant to go through this kind of torment...
>>3106261
I was swapped in so I thought to return the favor.
>Also I just forgot you was snek.
>>3106264
Nothing interesting. Anything happen yesterday?
>>3106278
Hop in.
>>3106271
JUST YELL AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS WHAT YOUR GREATEST WANT IS!
>>3106288
You do realize that entire sentence was a contradiction.
>>3106291
Looks like someone is going to be demoted to Janitor duty.
>He starts dialing a number on his cellphone.
>>3106288
I don't care, I will kill it no matter what.
>>3106290
...
Fine.
>>3106278
I want to die
>>3106313
Not too much. The arena wasn't too eventful.
>My internet went out last night,so that was fun until 5 AM
>Jasper
>>3106319
At least you were trained to call your psychologist or care taker.
>>3106312
I'm great at being normal.
>>3106323
That's not a date
>>3106323
I can't say I blame you.
>>3106295
It doesn't matter. I'm technically supposed to be banned anyways.
>>3106309
You can't live normally when you're dead!
>>3106319
I DON'T ANT TO BE A FAILURE IN THE EYES OF MY FAMILY!!
>>3106321
Okay, let it all out! I'm listening!
>>3106321
>pokes you in the eye
>>3106323
Are these going to be poisoned too?
>>3106336
Fine. I will do it.
>>3106323
This will be your only warning, Lazuli.
>tfw Garnet probably knows all your secret avas
>>3106288
W-What? No, don't do that. I can handle this on my own you know. I'm not some kind of loser.
>>3106291
You can't kill a firefly youkai! Well, you can keep trying all you want but since there's no meaning behind it, it won't work.
>>3106323
THEN HE LEAPS FROM THE TOP RO- Hikki? You ok man?
>>3106332
>A helicopter starts descending on their location
You're gonna have to go take this up with the boss back home~
>>3106336
HELL YEAH! YELL SOME MORE!
>>3106336
It's good that I'm alive.
>>3106278
Goddamn ISIS. Of course they should appear and crash our plane.
>>3106312
You're not human though. Well at least not with the respawning thing.
>>3106319
Subaru is not a human though. You kill him he re spawns therefore I am not killing him only giving him a painful treatment.
>>3106321
Sheesh! I got her out already! She's gone! No need to kill!
>>3106323
This is disturbing somehow....
>>3106323
>>3106352
>>3106352
Thank god I only have one avatar
>>3106323
No, I'm not, ho! I'm hee-scary, ho!
>>3106323
Good choice.
>>3106336
I'm sorry... Now I feel bad. Thanks.
>>3106363
You asked for it
>>3106354
You are. Now get in this box.
>prepares a huge box enough to fit a human in
Or I will just kill you instead.
>>3106346
...
What are you trying to accomplish?
>>3106354
What if I shoot you in the head? I'm pretty sure that could take care of even you.
>>3106355
You called for a helicpoter to just prove your point?
>>3106361
I will just kill it when it returns. I don't care. T-That thing must die.
>>3106323
>>3106363
This is why I don't do nice things for you degenerates.
>>3106380
I thought your eyes looked like mine, so I tried to remove them.
>>3106363
I not going to waste my time, this is impossible.
A-And I don't need it anyway...
>>3106331
Alright then. I wish I could say it was something interesting keeping from here but that would be a lie.
>>3106363
Was that it?
>>3106352
It is all just a matter of patterns.
>>3106380
Alright alright! She's dead! She's dead! See this box? I tricked her into getting her in there!
>shows a burnt box
>>3106388
Time to remove yours next time and not someone else's. Or I will remove your entire head.
>>3106333
I'm sure there's more you're good than being normal.
>>3106349
DO IT! LET ME FEEL YOUR ANGER!
>>3106355
I WANT TO FEEL LOVED BY MY FRIENDS!
I WANT TO STOP DYING PAINFUL DEATHS!
I WANT TO BE HAPPY AGAIN!
>>3106357
That's right, it's great feeling like you're not suffocating from severe mental disorders!
>>3106361
That's completely different! I'm a real human where it matters!
>>3106258
Of course there is.
>>3106361
He can still feel pain though, he's technically dying. He just comes back to life, so you're killing a person. Plus a pacifist wouldn't cut someone to pieces in the first place.
>>3106380
>He's talking to the person on the helicopter
Yes I know it's gonna be my head if I do this again. Hey I'm the one making sure your god damn company doesn't get overrun with demons. I can throw my weight around a little bit. Oh, hold on.
>He turns back to you
I did, now can you take me seriously?
>>3106401
YEAH! NOW GO OUT THERE AND FUFILL THOSE GOALS!
>>3106396
That's just a burning box.
>>3106392
I understand Garnet. I don't always wanna be in the arena.
>Jasper
>>3106401
You'd be surprised.
>>3106378
...Fine.
This isn't going to be like one of those magic tricks where you saw me in half is it?
>>3106399
How can you do that without any eyes?
>>3106406
I don't see why does this make people uncomfortable...
>>3106401
...
D-Do you want to be my meat shield at the Homecoming? I will kill you if you say no.
>>3106295
You should've given it to someone more worthy
>>3106406
Let's see who we can find
>>3106406
>>3106372
Hey, don't make me feel bad because you forgot what you're doing! I'm not victim of poor time management, not you!
>>3106404
I'm gonna need to see proof of this, or else I can't convince myself you're a dude.
>>3106408
Eh, maybe tomorrow. It's kind of midday and I don't think there's enough time to do all of that.
>>3106414
Would you say you're good at school?
Maybe good at eating bread?
How about good at being you?
>>3106408
No, not really. You are just a rich kid who wanted to show off that he has money. Are we done yet?
>>3106426
Sorry, I don't wanna go with a freaky pervert like you.
>>3106436
A dirty and noisy underpass full of druggies. It sucks
>>3106406
I feel we can make it to the finals.
>>3106413
It's nothing like that. Something was keeping me occupied for the whole day. When I was able to get back, I wasn't motivated at all.
>>3106436
Let me tell you the tale of the glass ghost.
>>3106436
>>3106426
>>3106401
.... Did she just ask you to homecoming?
>>3106437
Sorry..
>>3106432
Aww come on, I don't even get a 'thanks'?
>>3106437
That's all normal stuff to be good at.
I don't have any special powers or anything. I'm not even lucky.
>>3106401
Where it matters, But still your respawning ability deems you inhuman making you somehow unkillable.
That's why killing you is fun, it does not last too fast.
>>3106411
GODDAMMIT! Why do you want her dead so badly!?
Fine! Wait up! I'll kill her for real!
>>3106408
Alright. I am a sadist, but I won't go too far to killing. That is what I am saying.
>>3106406
Thanks for every supply that you got. Your contribution have been noted.
>>3106416
Yes yes! It's just like that, You won't die I swear!
>>3106436
Goddamned Ghost stories.
>>3106447
YOU FUCKI-
>burns him with blue fire this time
It's hip to __ ___
>>3106447
G-Good. I never had the intentions to take you anyway.
>>3106436
Aw hell yeah! Nice work!
>>3106437
YELL SOME MORE UNTIL YOU WANT TO DO IT!
>>3106438
I'm actually really poor. I was able to fetch that helicopter because of all the dumb stuff I've done here.
>>3106465
kill myself
>>3106436
Yes! Two steps closer.
>>3106451
All good. But now that you're back,we can crush our enemies under our feet!
>Jasper
>>3106449
Weebs man...weebs, no respect.
>>3106473
ONE STEP FORWARD
TWO STEPS BACK
>>3106473
To another second place?
>>3106465
protect vampires
>>3106457
Thanks for letting me die
>>3106465
Give me food
>>3106463
Don't ask..
>>3106463
...
Great, this will take a couple of days to heal completely...
>>3106465
be square
>>3106479
If only you could have made it in this game.
>>3106492
It's understandable.
>>3106457
You walked in to your funeral.
>>3106461
It's a bug. She has to die and that's all. There is nothing to explain.
>>3106469
Okay, so you just acknowledged the fact that the whole helicopter thing didn't happen because of me not obeying your orders.
>>3106401
>>3106499
I'll just leave the happy couple.
>>3106498
So catchy people don't even listen to the lyrics
>>3106486
We'll see. It's been a while since that happened.
>>3106461
Augh, whatever. Who even are you anyway?
>>3106499
No it happened because you didn't obey me. Now get in the helicopter you're going home. I don't need loose canons in my mercenary group.
>>3106457
I did. What about it?
>>3106459
Why would you say you're not lucky?
>>3106461
>burning intensifies
P-P-PUT IT OUT BEFORE I DIE FOR REAL THIS TIME!!
>>3106467
See, it doesn't feel that good, does it?
>>3106469
I think I'm starting to lose my voice, Naoe-sensei.
>>3106463
>>3106489
>smooch
>>3106515
It's not as if I have many wins to boast about
>>3106465
Be Blue
>>3106492
>Sighs.
You're still in it..
>>3106499
Aww, you're so shy, it's cute..
>>3106515
Say yes, you dummy!
>>3106516
Bang, bang, ho! Hee-ho ho!
>>3106506
I'm sorry. It's hard to pay attention whe I'm trying to make a joke.
>>3106513
...
No. You can leave if you want, but I still have a mission to complete.
>>3106515
It is slightly annoying. Now I have to look for a different one.
>>3106461
>falls asleep inside the box
>>3106465
FUCK BEES
>>3106516
BEST SHIP
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>>3106465
fuck anything~
>>3106516
I don't even own a car?
>>3106498
Thanks kid
>>3106506
Wh-what's that?
>>3106522
It's not about the wins, it's about the memories you make while striving for wins!
>>3106447
>>3106467
And people wonder why they are alone.
>>3106516
5750 years ago, a rebellion was taking place.
>>3106503
edgiest avas in thread?
>>3106529
You sounded very foolish just now.
>>3106541
I am much older than you.
>>3106516
>>3106539
I think I would upset some people if I allowed myself to be shipped away with someone somewhere.
>>3106529
Keep making fun of me and see what happens
>>3106524
Juuust wait
>>3106529
Umm, ok, I'm not good with this kind of things, and trying it with a weird snake-worm monster isn't making it any easier, but I'll try my best.
>>3106524
Why should I?
>>3106531
W-WAIT, I ACCEPT! IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!
>>3106498
I know right. Then some warriors would've been truly tested in combat.
>Jasper
>>3106529
>>3106550
The lovely Bikko-Chan
>>3106499
She will die! Just wait...
>prepares another huge box
>>3106503
>burns wasp
I fucking hate wasps....
>>3106513
Who am I? The name is Ross. That is all I am telling you.
>>3106515
>puts it out
Oh... I thought you're that fucking dense.
And besides, I think that's not how you supposed to get a tsundere mate.
>>3106534
>>3106499
There we have it! She is inside the box! Now let the killing begin!
>He cuts the box in half with his giant sword
>blood splatters out from the box
>was secretly magic that creates an illusion
There! Dead! Are you happy now?
>>3106548
I BURNED THAT ONE ALREADY!
>>3106543
It's a joke, Garnet. Y-You know, a joke! Don't you rock people like jokes?
>>3106515
Ah, fine. I'll let you off of the hook for today. Practice this on your roof every morning and you'll be inspired for the day ahead of you. Keep calling me Naoe-sensei though, I like that.
>>3106531
What is that mission exactly? You better tell your superior here.
>>3106574
Ooooh, spooky. I'm Naoe Yamato, master tactician. It's nice to meet you.
>>3106558
Think of it as a half-assed compliment
>>3106570
I can't sing this shit
>>3106550
the zombie
>>3106550
I try my best.
>>3106524
Aww, you're so annoying, it's bothersome..
>>3106543
There is nothing wrong with being alone.
>>3106564
So was my proposition.
>>3106574
Boxes are not the best weapons against insects.
>>3106542
I have plenty memories of dying.
>>3106570
Could you stop it? Your wounds are going to reopen, I didn't spend all day patching you up jfor nothing.
>>3106571
Am I really edgy?
>>3106578
I refuse.
>>3106269
But you are cute! And cuddly.
I think. It's not like I ever cuddled you.
But I want to.
>>3106574
Really? I never thought I'd meet one in real life. It's kind of overwhelming.
>>3106578
I can't do that. I'll fall off and die.
>>3106583
Sarah-tan, there's no need to be so mean about this. I'll go with you as your meat shield. Hopefully I'll make you proud.
>>3106587
How about any with friends instead?
>>3106583
But I just killed her inside of that box! You see it for yourself!
>>3106578
Master Tactician huh? For what? Getting girls?
But aside from that, I am just a foot soldier nothing more than that.
>>3106595
I live to make snow cones out of him
>>3106595
Hee-ho!
>>3106570
I would have thought you wanted to stay dead.
>>3106595
>>3106595
Can you teach me how to take advantage of the bullet ricochet?
